#i swear they’re just bros

[arioko]

the mha dudebros have discovered kudouchi and oh dear god they’re losing their minds.

#bnha spoilers #bnha #speak-n #yoichi shigaraki #kudou mha #one for all #kudouichi #they’re screeching about how ‘bro there’s no way they kissed’ #and then don’t offer a rebuttal on how else the quirk could’ve transferred in shitting myself #next chapter better be just them fucking i swear to god

[goferwashere]

Can’t make a whole fic out of this one cut scene (well yes I can but I’m very busy rn) but for my AU I’m just picturing a scenario between SMM and Don where Don is still on bad terms with Joe and doesn’t know how to fix it. He’s more annoyed than actually upset, with basically no remorse for his actions.

He doesn’t treat Joe with the respect of an equal (clearly) and— being a fellow monster, he asks how he keeps “his human” (dragon chan (his BOYFRIEND)) “in line”.

Oh boy does that set Macho off.

He is geniunely upset because he loves him and that’s why they’re together?? Like

“He’s mine, but he’s not mine.”

The fact that Don viewed Joe as more of a pet than a friend becomes very apparent to Macho. And that is very eye opening for him.

Don views all monster-human relationships that way, and the fact that he would ever think of him and Dragon that way made him sick.

Macho is rightfully pissed off and tells Don that… you know… that’s his problem. Joe obviously figured that out in some capacity and doesn’t like being treated that way.

Don blows him off at first, but once he sits and thinks about it for a while, the gravity of how he’s been treating him all this time sets in. He goes into a full on panic.

also sorry if you don’t want to be tagged in this @oohbuggypie since it’s not a whole fic or anything but I know you were curious about everything that happened between Joe and Don in my fic so here’s a lil insight 👁️👁️

#punch out #punch out!! #punch out monster hunter au #don flamenco #super macho man #smm #punch out wii #my writing #also I promise part two is still being made #I’m almost done I swear #Don acts like a clingy ex boyfriend it’s hilarious 🤣 (it is not hilarious) #bro they’re both going through it 😈 #also sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged buggy #I’m just happy that you show interest in my silly little au

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

My absolute favourite post fantasy high head canon I’ve got is that Riz joins the in universe FBI, just his dream of solving the worse of the worse every day, he’s a badass catching criminals and stopping crime, but the fucking realisation hits him that he has ONLY ever interacted with crazy ass fucking lunatics his entire life and now he’s gotta talk to Sheryl about her vet bill and act like he knows what normal people do on weekends, super tight lanced Riz on his BEST behaviour so his colleagues don’t think he’s the kinda guy who commuted a Lot of murders in high school, everyone in this pretty badass office thinking he’s some sweet geeky guy who’s probably never seen the outside of a text book before this job worried the last scene was a little graphic for him and he is just sweating in his little office cubicle hoping they don’t find out he has fully upper body tattoos he got whilst off his tits on snuff at a night club on a pirate island at 15 years old

#riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fantasy high #quite nerdy fbi agents talking about high school they did alright they’re strong and smart but Riz doesn’t say anything about his time and #they all worry he got builied but he’s just having flash backs about eating the VP like oh shit I hope that’s not on my file #he gets a phone call one day from Fabian and the mask completely drops his speech changes his posture as he’s telling Fabian not too do that #you will die and everyone in his little team is like what the fuck #who’s this guy who calls people bro and excitedly swears about jumping a moter bike onto a moving ship #and the call ends and Riz puts on the Good boy face again like nothing happened

[simcardiac-arrested]

as a russian who doesn't talk to russian people online what the shit is happening there hello

look man i myself have put in the effort to Not talk to online russians for like (checks hand) 7 or so years (of course i’ve met some really great ones but this isn’t about them and they probably know it) but i’m sure the community didn’t change much. actually from the glimpses i see it seems to have gotten worse. don’t even get me startedddddd man

#Like okay first we have the misogynist dudebros. not a category exclusive to online russians but #there are so many it’s fucking crazy. homophobic to hell and back and Will hate on you for no reason #alpha male type mfs who hate women but will still harass them because of course they will #the second category of course is weird unironic fujoshis who are also usually proshippers #and they are either 12 (forgivable) or 25 and the thing is you can NEVER tell. But it’s kind of fucked how #acceptable it is to just straight up fetishize gay men (hell probably not only them) in online russian communities #and listen to me. the secret third category is that there is no third category. Both of these categories are racist #deer was right i have never seen a community more racist or xenophobic than fucking online russians #you draw a character one shade darker than their usual skintone and suddenly you got annoying as fuck russians in your comments going #BRO BURNT IN THE SUNNN 🤣🤣🤣 ENGLISH FANDOM LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE !!! <- in recent times they have taken to blaming the english fandom for #‘wokefying’ their sacred online russian spaces. Of course we can only be woke enough to fetishize gay men. god forbid black people exist #now the actual third category is the online russian tеrf/radfеm community. it seems recent to me but also as i said i have not really #interacted with russian comminity as a whole for a long while. But yea anyways they’re crazy i dont think i have to explain this one #but they’re somehow more evil and miserable than the ones you’re used to #another recent one is the russian twitterians … i’ve only seen glimpses of them as well as i dont use twitter #but you will not believe the shit these mfs try to pull. They try to get you to stop swearing at all bc they find a way to make every #russian swear word offensive. AND they speak fucking … englussian. rusglish. Half of their sentences are just english words written in #russian letters. all the same buzzwords english speaking twitter users like to say! #if you’ve never seen a russian talk about feminization or gatekeeping or being woke or yadda yadda. Well i have #it’s bad. they’re just very very terminally online #and don’t worry the last two categories will also always be racist/xenophobic even if the last one tries to seem Progressive #don’t know if i missed anytning but those are just the Specific Types of annoying asf online russians that i have noticed and have been #observing from a safe distance like a scientist #my point is keep not talking to russian people #cramswering #edit: I FORGOT BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ONLINE RUSSIANS TREAT TRANS PEOPLE #YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE WAY THEY REACT TO TRANS HEADCANONS IT’S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD TO THEM. OR TRANS CHARACTERS #OR GOD FORBID ACTUAL REAL LIFE TRANS PEOPLE. it’s actually quite incredible how bigoted online russians are

[thesunshineriptide]

Why is it Jade can say “I would bind them and drag them beneath the waves” and “I’ll wrap you in bandages, dry you out…” then turn around and say some dumb shit like “a dilly of a pickle” like a 80 year old eccentric billionaire. Jade. Jade I have so many Questions. Leech twin number one why won’t you just say fuck like the rest of us

#someone headcanoned that jade doesn’t swear and they’re so right #I wanna write a oneshot of everyone reacting to jade or Kalim swearing #like bro #please just say fuck #jade leech #twst jade #octavinelle

[deus-ex-mona]

t h e trip awaits~~~~~~~~~~

#guess who managed to bribe the family onto a birthday trip to the cup noodle museum~? >this fool!!!!< #but my proposal to visit the cup noodle museum every day of the trip was rejected :( sads #but c’mon mans i’m paying for the flights and hotel i deserve my cup noods every day right~~~? #though my mother did say that she’d pay for d i s n e y l a n d and d i s n e y s e a for her trip contribution #and im just like. th. they’re different places????? (lives under a rock) #but anyways phase 1 of trapping my bro overseas so that he’ll have no choice but to wish me happy birthday this year is a g o!!!!!!!! #my bank account feels lighter but my excitement levels could n o t be any higher!!!!! heck yeaaaa mans let’s go to the cup noodle museum!!!! #though. when i told my coworkers that i was going to take a trip to visit the cup noodle museum… they all called me stupid in so many ways… #there’s no way that i like cup noodles too much right…? #i like cup noodles a normal amount i swear………….. #cup noodles are just. really rad yk~~~~? they come in so many different sizes and varieties!!!! and there’s a nood for every occasion!!! #there are fried nood varieties (yakisoba/mi goreng types) and there are ~fancy~ bowl noods too!!!!!!! #cup noodles are the best~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #cup noodles the loml <333333333333333 #they won’t betray you by boiling over either!!!!!!!!!!! just add hot water and it’ll do all the work!!!!!! #remind me to get my coworkers souvenirs from the cup noodle museum… and maybe d i s n e y l a nd too. maybe. #inedible blubbering

[k1ssesofdeath]

YALL. I THINK MY FAV AUTHOR/FIX WRITER ON AO3 FOR COD QUIT WRITING FOR THE FANDOM. LIKE, I TOTALLY RESPECT THEIR DECISION 100%, BUT STILL DEVASTATED Y’KNOW?

LIKE, THEIR WRITING WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE SEEN. THEY ALWAYS FED MY LOVE FOR THIS CERTAIN SHIP THAT I FELL INLOVE WITH IT!! (IVE REREAD THEIR WORKS SO MANY TIMES IDEK HOW MANY 😢). AND I JUST CHECKED UP ON THEIR AO3 ACC FOR UPDATES AND I SAW THEIR MOST RECENT FIC WAS TURNED TO “BY ANONYMOUS” WITHOUT A UNDERLINE (WITH UNDERLINE MEANS ITS ANONYMOUS IN A COLLECTIVE RIGHT? AND WITHOUT MEANS IT WAS ARCHIVED??)

AND Y’KNOW WHAT ELSE?? THERES BEEN MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AT LEAST MORE THAN 4-5 TIMES WERE THEY QUIT/ SLOWED DOWN UPLOADS BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SO DEMANDING FOR MORE☹️☹️. LIKE IF THATS THE REASON THEY STOPPED I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THEY SEEMED SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THOSE FICS TIL PEOPLE GOT LIKE THAT.

LIKE, OF COURSE I ALWAYS FEEL BAD WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT. BUT I FEEL EVEN WORSE IF IT HYPOTHETICALLY MADE THEM QUIT. AND I THINK IT MUSTVE HAPPENED TODAY OR YESTERDAY NIGHT ☹️☹️. I HONESTLY RLLY HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY WITH THEM URHEHJSJSNA :(((

#reveris rambles #ao3 writer #cod writer #I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN I SAW ANONYMOUS AND NOT THEIR USERNAME #IF THEY FULLY LEAVE THE FANDOM IM GONNA MISS THIS SO MUCH BRO #I LOVE THEIR WRITING SM I MIGHT ACTUALLY READ FICS FOR OTHER FANDOMS THEY MADE #its not the same but i love their writing sm :(( #i swear i respect their decision sm #i respect their decision 100% #but i literally just found out a couple minutes ago and im going through it #im always called a drama king so if i seem melodramatic thats why #sorry guys #i just have no one else to rant to this about and i need to tell someone #even if no one else sees this #ive never had this happen to me either so idk yall :( #like i literally loved their writing sm and the way they made me fall inlove with this one ship that i wanted to write for it too so bad #they’re like my inspiration tbh #like if i wanted to be a writer like someone? itd be them :( #sorry i think im being weird about this #anyways im probs gonna start rereading all their cod fics #no because that wasnt the update i was expecting when i logged into ao3 to see if they wrote anything new

[circusclownproductions]

UR GINGER???

im sorry ophelia, but idk if we can be friends anymore </3 im gingerphobic

/J /J

Oh boy /lh/nm

#I’m trying so hard not to sound mad I pinky pinky promise I’m not mad at you I’m just tired but I have made like 3 posts addressing this #kind of joke and the post I just made about expressing my feelings was me asking my friend not to say things like this about my hair or my #autism as much anymore #I get that you’re joking I really really do #but it’s just so fucking hard to hear after the millionth time bro #and I already hate myself and my appearance so much that hearing this every five seconds really doesn’t help #I’m sorry if I sound whiny or if I’m making a big deal out of nothing I’m trying not to be a baby about it or stress you out cuz I don’t #want you to think you did anything wrong cuz you didn’t and you couldn’t have known how much I’ve been struggling with this recently #but I really wish people would stop with the hatred of redheads even if it’s just joking because after a while of people just joking it #starts to feel like they’re just hiding behind the guise of a joke and trying to express how much they hate you #and when you already have an anxiety disorder that’s rlly easy to jump to #I’m sorry if this is annoying or dramatic and I’m also sorry if it makes you anxious at all I love you ghost I’m sorry I didn’t handle this #the way you probably expected I’ve just been really sensitive to stuff recently cuz I’m kind of at a low point but I’m getting off topic im #sorry #again I’m not mad I swear I promise #ghost 🖤 #🪽 #/gen all of it

[aqricus]

i will never understand how people can justify cheating on their partner.

#like bro if they’re neglecting you then LEAVE #if you don’t feel the same spark then LEAVE #if you aren’t happy with the relationship then LEAVE #like if you’re not gonna try to fix things then LEAVE #if you’re not over your ex then fucking LEAVE #swear to god people will do anything BUT break up #don’t stay and make both yourself and your partner miserable #‘well we haven’t had sex in a while—‘ shut the fuck up #‘i didn’t mean to—‘ shut the fuck up #‘it was just a moment of weakness’ shut the fuck up #‘i felt so lonely’ shut the fuck UP #‘i feel awful’ good. i hope you choke on it. #i dropped my friend like a water balloon in the summertime after she was all giddy and happy about the thrill of cheating on her boyfriend #then she got upset bc EYE was SUPPOSED to be ‘her friend’ #like if you’re my friend you KNOW how much infidelity bothers me jfc #she’s never gonna find someone who loves her more than him #that’s for sure

[smallishbabes]

La la la can’t hear the discourse over my homies going insane over their recent hyperfixations la la la

#non mcyt #I swear bro my dash is just full of fandoms or smps idk about but I’m like “y’know what they’re having fun and that’s what matters” #I have read about the recent discourse and most of the stuff said I agree with anyway #arah post

[perytonpred]

Characters who are super eloquent and love speaking in big words and long phrases but cant because of a disability my beloved

#i swear it hurts so good #yes This is about an oc #ermengild barbara serafim de ferro #pery’s ocs #they have a serious stutter and most days some words just dont come out of eir mouth!!! #so their spoken words are usually shorter and more clipped!! #but if you see em write or text its the longest most flowy eloquent pretty words ever and its like #“Bro these are text messages not formal letters to the government” #and They’re like “I apologize most deeply. I can tone down my words if you’d like it isnt uncommon for me to have to do so.” #and then it clicks and its like “*o h* that s just their voice”

[insanechayne]

~ ~ ~

#this is a good one of these kinds of posts I swear #just wanna do a shoutout to my bestie even though I know he won’t see this #but I love him and feel like hyping him up anyway and don’t wanna make a whole actual post about it and annoy everyone #anyway yesterday I took my car in for an oil change and tune up thing and didn’t know how long it was gonna take so I set up a ride #with bestie back to my mom’s place if it was gonna be a while but then they said it’d only be like an hour and a half or so unless there was #actually something wrong with my car in which case we’d just discuss it and go from there. so bestie picks me up at the car place and I tell #him that and say he doesn’t have to stay and I can just wait there at the place if he’s busy but he says nah he gonna hang with me. asks if #I’m hungry and wanna get lunch and I hadn’t eaten yet so it worked out. went to the good Mexican place in town and order in their drive thru #I ask if he wants me to cash app him some money to cover my share and he very aggressively says ‘oh hell no’ which was honestly adorable and #really sweet. goes on to say ‘girl you know you don’t need to worry about money’ which is also super sweet and makes me feel all weird and #wiggly inside cause I’m not used to people being kind to me in that way or just buying me shit just because. and he’s always doing that kind #of stuff too just paying for my food or sending me money if I pick stuff up for us or whatever. dude got bucks at least good for him. but #yeah anyway so we got the food and then he went to a gas station to get us drinks then parked and ate and hung out with me until my car was #ready to go. even offered me money to cover the cost for the car if I needed anything major done and I could just pay him back little by #little. thankfully car is all good but his sentiment was well taken and much appreciated. gave me a big hug before we parted ways as he #usually does and bro gives the best hugs for real they’re so instantly comforting and you really feel the love they make me so happy. and he #even is gonna help me put together a new desk and chair at my house so I’ll have a place to do schoolwork at home and finally setup my tv in #my room. dude does so much for me and will then thank me just for hanging out with him as if I did anything special at all #this man deserves the whole fucking world and I’d do anything for him. love him so much #so ye that’s my hype post for my boy cause I just had to brag about him somewhere and get my feelings out #personal

[zefforuins]

Ngl everytime I see a comic of Robin Jason meeting older Jason I’m always like yeah he would not fucking say that lol

#not mad cause it’s such a strange situation for him to be in and usually they’re just silly but #personally I think unless he absolutely had to talk 2 his younger self to get back 2 his time #he wouldn’t go a talk to his younger self. he’d avoid it #and let’s say for fun he did I don’t think he’d like reveal anything he’d just be standoffish and like bossy (not the right word but yknow) #and Robin jay would be like ??? bro why do u act like u know everything I’m smart???? #also I don’t like when they make him swear a lot partially because I don’t think Bruce would let him #and also because I’m just very attached to the general vibe of 80s comics and they really didn’t swear much then so for like any character #if ppl make them swear a lot I’m like 🤨😟 #my post

[adventuresofcaptainkitt]

Kitt sat on the dock, absentmindedly fishing as the sun slowly set. A bite, a fish in the barrel, a couple of coins. Just a few weeks ago he had pulled himself out of the sea and crawled onto this shore.

He had just lost his ship, his crew, his father, hell, even his fucking eye. It still throbbed underneath the bandage, phantom pains from the lunar bastard’s attack. He still thought about that night. What he wouldn’t give to watch that bastard die, if a god could die. What he wouldn’t give to have died in his father’s arms that night, if only to feel his warmth one last time.

He shivered as the sun disappeared over the horizon. Another bite, another fish in the barrel, another couple of coins.

It was a slow process, but he was nothing if not patient. The Moon Lord found his challenge amusing. Dead wouldn’t claim him early, no matter how “foolish” he was in his search for some semblance of justice. He had time. He had lives to give up, as many as necessary. And he had fish to catch, to sell, to hand over to a scrappy collector with handful of helpful gear.

Another bite, another fish in the barrel, another couple of coins.

In the morning he would head out in the forest, clear out that plot by the lake, and he would start his next project. A ship. A memorial. He had not good armor nor a decent weapon. He could barely even use the enchanted sword he happened to fish up. No, it wasn’t time for a fight. Not when he was still so weak, when he could barely remember his eye was branded with an ancient god’s curse, milky white and aching. Not yet.

The Moon Lord would die someday, he would make sure of it. But before that, he needed to lay to rest his ship, his crew, and his father. May their souls be guided home from the restless blue. He would honor them. For now, it was all he could do.

One last bite, one last fish in the barrel, and the last few couple of coins for the night. He packed up and stumbled off to his room where Asher, his roommate, was waiting. He was already in bed, reading through one of his many journals. He wordlessly watched as Kitt changed into his sleepwear and crawled in next to him. It was routine at this point. After he blew out the candle and they said their good nights, he thought about what the ship would look like. He knew it like the back of his hand, but it would be a land home this time, no longer sailing the Astranian Seas. Asher softly snored next to him, his breath tickling Kitt’s nape as he curled up against his back. Maybe he would make his private quarters big enough for two. Just so he could keep the guide close. He ignored the warmth pooling in his chest and fell asleep to the sound of gentle breaths and the ocean’s lullaby.

#two bros just sharing a bed and spooning #after one watched the other change #they’re just sharing a room because Kitt built one house a first #there was only one bed initially #no homo pinkie swear #short story #i lied #gay #gay short story #pirate oc #oc roleplay #oc story #adventures of captain kitt #captain kitt x asher the guide #terraria oc #terraria

[tariah23]

They’ve been tearing yuuji apart on twitter for the last 2 days now

#he’s a decent protagonist that’s my boy y’all just don’t understand #I can go on but what can you expect from dudebro anime fans I swear to god most of them only care about who can punch the hardest and this #and that and that’s it man #apparently ppl don’t like the narrative that gege chose to run with as far as having the adults take center stage in the story in favor of #not having to burden the child protagonist’s with the duty of saving the world and being hero’s (they already are part of the game so it’s a #little late for this now but you get what I’m saying) and ppl are talking about how yuuji sucks and hasn’t done anything noteworthy after #the shibuya arc 🫣… they don’t get how rare and risky it is as a narrative choice to have the MC act as a backseat driver to their own story- #nothing wrong with it and it’s even cooler when they’re a blank slate character like yuuji (similar to fsn shirou actually if you get me) #well he starts off as one and is still one since never learned much more about him as a character other than the things on the surface and #through other characters and I don’t think it’s really a form of bad writing when a character is written for that purpose #it’s risky but it’s not impossible #yuuji is a really enjoyable mc actually and I get the slander but most of these ppl are just being annoying about it lol #like okay #my current issue is the doo doo level pacing of the manga as of late… at this rate we will never get anymore development for #characters like yuuji if gege continues to speed run his own story into the ground like he doesn’t care about it anymore #like it’s so bad bro omg #the pacing went to hell directly after shibuya man that’s when the story never had any misses lol #oh well #but anyway #I’m a yuuji celebrator I am rooting for him 👍🏾 #rambling

[modawg]

percy would legit be one of the hardest ppl to get over if you had any type of feelings for that man

like swear you’d like be waiting for him to do smth bad or look ugly waiting for that ick and IT WOULD NEVER COMEEEE

like if you look at nico bro is SCRAPING THE BARREL for ANYTHING to dislike abt percy

percy smiles a little too bright nico has to turn away and mentally remind himself that percy was one of the last ppl to see his sister alive

rachel legit can’t like him so she probably just watches from afar and she’s chill anyway

if calypso found out percy planted that little flower she gave him and subsequently learned he liked planting and kept that flower alive in her memory??? ITD BE WRAPSSSSSSS

like percy is legit just such a good person that anytime someone has a crush on him 🙏🏼 thoughts and prayers bc that crush is haunting you for the rest of your life

ik moving to new rome is gonna kick start that too bc i feel like chb everyone’s gotten used to him yk everyone’s like “sigh there’s percy and his beautiful face and nice laugh and good morals and self sacrificing ways sigh annabeth sure is lucky love those two together tbh”

but now they’re being introduced to all these new ppl who have to learn that percy is simply percy and bro is wifed up

#pjo #hoo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #hoo fandom #pjo fandom #hoo text post #pjo text post #hoo/pjo #annabeth chase and percy jackson #percabeth #calypso #nico di angelo #rachel elizabeth dare #chb #cj #camp half blood #camp jupiter