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[sexygaywizard]

Crazy how you can just pose cuntily against a wall and men will buy you shots. Straight women have it so crazy

#i talk

[fiomeras]

Ngl i really really appreciate when something allows their characters to be "boring" theyre often rare to come by. either because people worry they wont be interesting enough compared to their goofier jumpy counterparts, they dont "move" the story, or just straight up bc theyre hard to write or never thought about bc theyre, just like i said, boring. I have weirdly specific tastes and i like things alot more closer to life and i think characters who are just lame losers give that realness that i want to see. If that makes any damn sense, woe.

#i talk

[nazbruhh]

Just remembered that Pjsekai story will actually end in 2-3 years 💀

#Also realized that I might graduate from uni and go to the other level part of studing..... #Please no I'm not ready #I can't say goodbye to charecters #I can't say goodbye to my Toya #I talk #I talk in fear #Project sekai #Pjsekai #Proseka #hatsune miku colorful stage #project sekai colorful stage #colorful pallete #colorful stage #We're cooked #Pjsk #prsk fa #prsk #Pj sekai

[celestetcetera]

i love how the only hand animated parts in this scene are the eyes.... and yet i spent 4 hours compositing everything else together bc i decided i needed 14 LAYERS of various effects

#not to mention the insane amount of masks i put on this thing #theres 18 layers bc the 4 that aren't visible are animatic stuff #song is reincarnation apple by pinocchio-p #english cover by senna fox #wip #animation #rwby #i talk

[birdclowns]

on the way to the airport to meet @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut I am going to Scream And Cry

#if my lyft driver doesnt fucking kill me #thick russian accent. driving like its a fucking race #my heart may just give out before i see Jamie #i talk

[mossy-rock-in-a-field]

Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldur’s Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted “to see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.” For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but it’s been a few years since she’s personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:

She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks he’s polite and qualifies as “relationship material.” She also REALLY likes the things he’s said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know she’s gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.

She’s playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks it’s hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.

Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesn’t like selling things because “what if I need them.” The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. She’s got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.

She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.

She did NOT get Volo’s lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.

She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold I’ve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that “please someone help me balance my finances my family is starving” tweet but instead of candles it’s thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.

We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I would’ve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didn’t know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)

She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldn’t even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didn’t.)

She’s started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.

She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff I’m forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. She’s enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me “what is Discord” yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.

anyway shout out to my mom for being neat

Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #astarion #gale dekarios #laq talks #I talk #she stares at me real hard after she makes a choice too #like squinting to see if my expression gives anything away #if it was a good or bad call #I keep my face blank as shit it’s hilarious #I have not told her I’m writing fanfic for this game #nor will I ever #jesus christ

[suitbf]

final succession scene

#kendall #colin #succession #i talk

[cult-of-lilith]

You shouldn't have a 9-5 job. You should be giving 5-9 trans women a sloppy group blowjob

#i talk

[shikai-the-storyteller]

#QSMP #QSMP talk #I talk #Slimecicle #Baghera #Rushed to edit this

[whatisgoingoninmyhead]

#aromantic #queuing this and it's not trending yet #but i hope it is when this gets posted #i talk #1k

[kingpains]

hbomberguy’s Essay A Year approach really did wonders to make me more patient about waiting for the shit i like and gave me a thorough appreciation of how fun it is to engage w/ serially released shit. the Event that all of his recent videos have become upon release has been so much fun. like a holiday fr and it would not feel so special were these videos coming out once a month. i know hbomb derides himself for how long the videos take, but Man do i appreciate their release schedule. would i like more hbomb? sure, but i like the rate it’s being dropped at tbh. i can get more hbomb next year or the year after and it’ll be a blast. anticipation and payoff. the 4 year long wait for a punchline to the setup in the pathologic video. hbomb’s shit is just So worth the time to watch

#i talk #hbomberguy

[sexygaywizard]

I only have like 50 things left in my queue so if I suddenly stop posting I didn't die I've just been too busy staging and performing an opera for the past 2 weeks to be online lol

#i talk

[fiomeras]

The most pathetic little arms on this fellar

#i talk

[nazbruhh]

The only one thing that concerned me about Aplo here is their "advice".

Like, how can you expect beginners who JUST started playing pjsekai or rhythm games in general immediately go after ALL PERFECT???

Here's my Advice for beginners as a middle-pro:

*DON'T RUSH ANYTHING!!!!!*

Alright... the thing is, everything is about practice. I wasn't even a good player in the beginning cause pjsekai was kind of my first rhythm game that I played (I remember playing Piano Tiles or smt). I've been playing this game for about 1-2 years already, I managed to FC 120-130 songs on master and only AP 11 songs on master.

In order to get AP songs, you need to get good cards, level up charecters, their masters and Skills, also don't forget about plants and charecters' Items in order to increase their levels. These cards and charecters will help you a lot with gameplay!

2. Next try to find songs that are comfortable for you as a beginner, there's some YouTube videos where you can see songs that are easy for training.

3. Note speed is also very important. Try to play songs in 10-11 Note speed to make notes go a lot better. 10.4? Or 11.2?. It's up to you which is more comfortable for you. I used to play at 10.8 but changed to 11.1 cause of my new phone and makes things go easy for me personally.

4.First I suggest to play songs on Hard mode. That's how I did back then before I decided to play songs on expert. After that, when you're ready, play easy songs in expert. Then play more and more (it obviously takes time but you'll eventually do it). When you finally do songs good in expert, start playing another easy songs on MASTER. Eventually you can do it!

5. Very important note: Remember that these practices obviously make people feel underwhelming and tired. So please remember to TAKE A BREAK when it's needed. And after some nice of a break, you can come back to pjsekai and play songs again.

Here a short guide I could bring to beginners.

Alright goodnight

#I talk #important note #Pjsekai #Proseka #Project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #hatsune miku colorful stage #Pj sekai #Prsk #prsk fa #Pjsk #Rhythm game

[birdclowns]

"she knows me" evan buckley you are not saying that with your whole ass chest to the man whose couch you fell asleep on after two seconds and the only person you genuinely talked about your death experience with

strike him down with lightning again this man needs another reset

#turn him off turn him back on #maybe he'll get some sense knocked back into him #911 #911 fox #911 spoilers #im going to smack him they talked for all of one coffee date #and it was just her FANGIRLING over him DYING #get it together buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #<- they should kiss #i talk #6x15

[kurole]

thought compilation again because making multiple seperate posts seems excessive

-the cut in ice kings tape for a split second to a skeleton what the scallop

-BMO calling fionna finn before they sacrifice themself hurts so bad

-AND the fact they keep refusing to directly acknowledge that everyones dead, the closest they got was “and everyone turned into skeletons” is so sad to me

-billys decaying skin draping off the lichs face and eyeball hanging out his socket was horrifying

-at first i thought “oh haha is this a silly desert world” but when a completey normal looking BMO came out it HIT ME

-fionna finding out that ice king wasnt just a happy fun wizard, but an insane sad man and subsequently not wanting simon to sacrifice himself YEAHHHH THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #i talk #simon petrikov #ice king #fionna campbell #bmo #the lich