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scremogirl · 7 months
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HII i love ur nonchalant reader sm since i lowkey relate to them too much💀💀 I'm wondering if nonchalant reader w yandere nerd would cause the same reaction or worse?.. :'DD
Omg stop cause why did you open a whole Pandora’s box in my mind!? I also headcanon Nonchalant! Reader as a foodie idek. Original fic here! Nonchalant reader here! Enjoyyyy!!! -Love, Sosa❤️
Nonchalant! Reader with Yandere! Nerd would be sickininggggggg. He would take full advantage of their behavior and use it to get away with things that a normal person would have slapped him for. He is delulu and your attitude is not making it any better 😭. He knows you really don’t care about anyone or anything so that just makes it easier for him.
Before he became popular he would defo try and finesse his way around you.
“Hey… (Y/n)?”
“Yea?”
“Uhmmm.. I-I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go get something to eat after we finish this project? It’ll be on me!”
“Sure,”
As you two pull up to wherever you decided to eat you see kids from your school through the buildings windows. Everyone has had suspicions that you two were together; you really didn’t care. You knew Yandere! Nerd was just a friend, so why argue? Unbeknownst to you, Yandere! thought you didn’t deny anything because you were already together; playing further into his delusion. You expected people you know to be there and so did he, it’s the reason why he picked this spot.
“Hey, (Y/n)! What’re you doin here? Especially with this freak?” Jeez, this knucklehead again? How many times is he gonna pester you?! Yandere squeezes the drink in his hand, it is only till he here’s the popping of the lid that he stops.
“He isn’t a freak,”
“Really? Because all the freaks I know don’t spend their time working on building fucking Lego sculptures,” he and his goons laugh thinking their funny. You just sigh and give him the classical Kubrick Stare.
“I’m gonna give you the count of three to apologize and get out of my face,” he’s about to say something when he sees you, you have a reputation and he’s not gonna be added to your naughty list. With a quick murmur of an apology, he and his friends leave. You turn back to Yandere! Nerd with a quick head nod once you notice him staring and continue to munch on your food.
That’s ranch on his pants…don’t worry about it.
After he becomes popular, his confidence boosts. He’s too bold for his own good.
“Hey, honey! Did’ya miss me?” you ignore the nickname and continue scribbling on your notepad.
“No,”
“Oh how you wound me, darling,” with a dramatic sigh he flings his hand to his forehead and flops on you. He stays like that for a while before wrapping his arms around you, face buried in your neck. You continue your scribbling.
“Say, Darling,” he shifts his face around so he can see you. He pauses for a while breathing in your scent. Cucumber Melon; his second favorite to the Peach-Cherryblossom. How he knows that; well, let’s leave that up for interpretation. He sprays it on his pillows before he goes to bed at night, acting like you're there with him.
“There’s this festival after school, Townson Amour? I was wondering if you’d like to come with me,”
“Isn’t that for couples?”
“They’ll be food,”
“Okay,”
Another example would be:
Hmmm… I swear you just had that chapstick; it was literally right there. Ah hah! There it is! As you bend down you see the door open behind and the chapstick just so happens to roll away from you to that very same door. Dammit! You’re stuck!
“My, my, my. What a lovely surprise!” You look up amused. You don’t struggle, accepting your fate.
“Hey, you mind getting that chapstick for me?” He looks down and to no surprise there it is at his feet. He bends down to pick it up and smirks.
“You mean, this one?” He waves it around in his hands before popping the cap open and applying it to his lips.
“I don’t know, this flavors pretty good,” you just continue to stare blankly.
“What are you doing here anyways? Don’t you have a club meeting or something?”
“I finished early! I was looking all over for you; if I didn’t know any better,” he walks closer to you, bending his body over yours and whispering in your ear. You can smell the chapstick on his lips, that’s literally how close he is.
“I’d say you were waiting for me,” his hands come up to your waist as he gentley pulls you back to him, successfully pulling you out from where you were stuck.
“Thanks,” you say curlty; reaching for the chapstick in his hand.
“Uh uh uh, not so fast, darling. Don’t you think I deserve a reward?” He invades your space once again.
“Maybe… a kiss?” So you do.
“Keep the chapstick,” you say, gathering your things and walking out of the abandoned classroom.
Hey! How’d that ranch get here?!
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Fontaine is Mondstadt?
I've noticed something recently- that a lot about Fontaine parallels with Mondstadt. Of course I'm not just talking about the fact they're both based on Europe, I'm well aware of that, but it's the characters that I'm looking at. The Fontaine characters feel a little like they're redone Mondstadt characters- when simplified into dot points, I can often hardly tell who I'm talking about. Watch.
Pyro
Bow
One of the first people we meet in this nation
Shows us into the city
Has a sense of humour
Bubbly
Goes quiet when bad things happen
Sound familiar? You might think I'm talking about the famous Lyney, but in reality it's... Amber!
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Similarly,
Anemo
Medium female
Rat tail hair
Animal features
ruffles on skirt sides
on the shy side
Hat
Throws something in their burst
4-star that shadows a 5-star
Said 5-star's assistant
guess what? It's not Lynette, it's our wholesome little girl Sucrose!
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And if you really needed more evidence:
Geo
Tries to help people constantly
Claymore
Great at baking
Wears roses
Best Girl Candidate
Blonde hair in some form (this is debatable)
yes, I'm talking about Navia, but I'm also taking about... Noelle!
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"but," you say, "you cannot use unreleased characters as evidence!" I can, and I will.
blue/purple-toned eyes
Man-tiddy window
Part of the law enforcement
Black fingerless gloves
Circle on the back of gloves
wears grey + primary colour
earring.
Accompanies a child sometimes
Cryo male
Everyone Says He's Hot. We Don't Know Shit About Him
Fur on the back of his coat
Who am I talking about? Kaeya, ofc, but also... Wriothsley!
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Hah. And although I haven't quite found matches for Foçalors, Clorinde and Freminet, (although I'm pretty sure Foçalors is a direct parallel to Fischl) and we haven't seen shit from Siegwinne, have one more pairing to truly drive my point home.
Socially isolated- they're not great at talking
Never appears outside of work-related situations (this hurts to write but it's true)
Blue shirt
Coat
Doesn't need a Vision to have magic-like power
"Yeah, He's Not Human" -The community
One single fucker in game is aware of this but everyone outside the game knows
Quiet
Takes care of a childish little girl sometimes
Waits till they're alone and *then* has a mental breakdown
Unintentionally funny
could probably deck someone in a fight without trying
Blue, white and gold colour palette
Quite possibly the most professional person in their field
This interferes with their social life
^basically they're friendless
Shows up, fucks with the lore, and leaves
Dragon. Their lore has dragons in it
Yes, I think you know I'm talking about Neuvilette, but I'm also taking about our forgotten child Albedo!
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^these two are the main reason I made this post tbh. Sue me I'm an Albedo main. (I have What Makes You Beautiful in my headphones rn and it's summarising my thoughts on these two 😂)
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coffinbrotherr · 4 months
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Istg I keep seeing videos in my recommend that have either Andrew or Ashley sprites in the thumbnail and it's always in the lines of "shock storytelling is BAD" or "this needs to STOP" (I'm not providing examples as to not install a witchhunt but if youve seen them, you know EXACTLY who im talking about.) and I dont...I don't get why? Like, ok genuinely I'm having an actual hard time understanding why because being disturbed and being made uncomfortable is quite literally the definition of horror, so why is it a problem now.
To I guess throw my hat into the ring, I'd like to explain why i personally think incest integral to Tcoaal not only because I'm just fucking tired of seeing people not like the game just because of that aspect and I'm not knocking those people because of it because people can not like things for specific reasons, for example I am not one for horror involving teeth or the mouth so I tend to ignore horror media that prominently use those as setpieces. I'm mainly talking about people that bash it without actually playing it and people that see it at surface level and just make a Baseless assumption because to me and obviously a lot of other people as it still has great reviews, Tcoaal is wonderfully written and that IS thanks to its incest themes.
We see that throughout the game, Ashley obviously loves her brother, not only in the romantic sense but also in the power dynamic. While some aspects have yet to be revealed about thier relationship as we still only have two chapters, Ashley obviously manipulates Andrew and has since they were little as evident by the hide and seek flashback. It's incredibly obvious that Ashley likes control over people and since she doesn't really have anyone else that's closer to her, she uses Andrew exclusively as he's always been there with her figuratively and literally. While this behavior definitely comes from a sense of loneliness and fear of losing the one person that tolerates her as not even thier own parents wanted to stay around them let alone her, I think it also comes down to enjoying the control. Genuinely think about the story of the game for a sec, could you imagine being in that exact situation we see the siblings in. The closest thing we can even relate it to is covid, and we could at least still leave the house to an extent and have things sent to us that we wanted. Imagine going through all that not being able to leave, literally having the bare minimum of food being dropped off to you and being FORCED to stay inside not with a slap on the wrist but with active threats of death even though you know other people get to freely live outside peacefully. Not only is that terrifying but it gives a lot more insight to Ashley's character as she's literally stuck in a place she cannot control in an unfounded situation that is positively awful, but she does have one thing she can control, she has one person she can make exclusively hers and make him do whatever she wants through manipulation and the connection with love. The same goes for Andrew as we know Andrew was at least a bit more popular with people to the point where he even had a girlfriend (Julia) and to have literally all that stripped away from him is tragic, however for him there's one more person he can interact with, one person that cares about him and truly does love him in a way only they can share. It's a beautifully horrific way of telling a story because on the outside, it just looks like "oh hah hah, that's the incest cannibalism game" but if you actually played it you would see not only is the writing genuinely funny but also incredibly smart with its subtle meaning and player interpretation. It's NOT glorifying incest, it is actively showing an incredibly toxic relationship that was made through the circumstances and actions taken with both characters and to say it's just "shock storytelling" or "it's just trying to glorify incest" is just wrong, it's using the incest to further the narrative and that's why I personally find this game to be my favorite work of horror.
But that was just my interpretation, I'd love to hear your guy's views on it because I'd love to further the discussion and potentially add to my analysis as this was just something I wrote at 12:30 AM in bed. I could go on and on about my personal analysis but a lot of it would just be me being genuinely pretty annoyed with the games detractors and overall just make for a poor reading experience.
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silverskye13 · 2 years
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“I never got the chance to congratulate you,” Jevin laughs, and his voice is one of those mischievous smiles that makes it hard to tell if he’s about to make a joke, be facetious about something, or if he’s just in good spirits. Normally facial cues would make that easier, and Doc has gotten a little better at reading slime expressions, but given Doc has problems with facial expressions anyway... he’s still a bit lost. That was why he and Ren got along so well: dog ears and tail went a long way to convey mood. All that to say, Jevin is in a good mood with dubious motives for it.
“Congratulate me?” Doc asks, quirking his voice up in a smirk that doesn’t make itself visible on his face. The button on his elevator has shorted out - hopefully not Pesky-Bird related, or this repair might suddenly become more complex than it should be.
“Yeah, most deaths-by-creeper on the server for Season 8.”
“I thought Scar held that record?”
“Scar doesn’t count dude. He’s Scar.”
This time the smirk does make it to Doc’s face. “Hah... yeah. He does have a habit of falling into misfortune a bit.”
Jevin slides into his peripheral vision, leaning against the closed elevator doors. He watches Doc fiddle with the button for a few seconds. Intrigue makes his expression tilt sideways, like he hasn’t quite gotten the questionable head-tilt right. Or maybe that’s just how he’s chosen to do a head-tilt. Doc figures if his own features could shift around a bit more, maybe he’d let them.
“Do I win a prize for most creeper deaths?”
“Well, I thought about bringing you a creeper mob head, but you’ve got a charged creeper canon. You can probably get those all on your own.”
Doc clicks the button and waits. When it becomes clear the elevator doors aren’t opening, he hisses out a sigh through clenched teeth and levers his screwdriver beneath it, popping the button off smoothly. The redstone circuit behind it is a baffling maze. Jevin takes one glance inside and lets out a long whistle that reverberates oddly through his form, obviously impressed.
"Yeah, it's a bit of a mess," Doc chuckles, and he keys in a command on his redstone arm. His redstone eye lights up brightly, scanning for breaks in the wiring.
"It's a pretty cool mess, though," Jevin says, watching for a few seconds longer before slipping his hands into his hoodie and turning to look out at the perimeter below. An updraft rumples his hoodie as he leans closer to the edge. There's a bit of mischief in Doc that wants to turn around and shove Jevin off the edge, but the slime doesn't have his elytra on, so the prank would probably be unwelcome.
"You think it's kinda ironic, the creeper deaths thing?" Jevin asks after a long pause passes between them, and Doc can't tell if Jevin is genuinely curious or just bored.
"Ahm, not really," Doc answers, reaching his arm through the panel on the elevator to swat at a loose wire. It takes a couple tries to grab it. "Just proves I'm not that great at listening for them. They're very quiet when they want to be, you know."
"I guess. I just thought it was funny, you being a creeper and all."
Doc chuckles. He gently loops the wire around his finger and follows it upward, trying to differentiate it from the wiring of its surroundings. He really should get better at labelling this smaller scale, finicky redstone. It would make repairs easier.
"I'd ask if you hear every slime coming, but they're a bit more toothless than creepers."
There's a pause and ruffling of clothing as Jevin shrugs. "Their voices are kinda soft, but yeah they get loud when they get angry at ya."
"Oh. I didn't know you could hear the other slimes." Doc glanced briefly over his shoulder, past Jevin down to the perimeter, where green flashes of color in the morning sun marked the movement of dozens of slimes. "Do they ever say anything interesting?'
"I don't speak their language."
"Really?"
"I mean, it's all pretty similar speech." Jevin said thoughtfully. He'd shuffled down to sit with his legs dangling over the edge of the platform, and he started kicking his feet idly. "It's all dialects of the same language, but every mother slime has a different dialect. There are recognizable noises, but holding conversation is rough."
Doc stops his fiddling with the redstone to watch Jevin. The slime seems at ease, still stuck in that odd half-mischief-mood he came here with. There's a question on Doc's teeth he can't decide if he should ask, for fear Jevin's mood would sour. But he's always been too curious for his own good, so he asks it anyway.
"Ahm... Doesn't that make slime farms difficult?"
"Well, I dunno Doc," Jevin counters, shrugging, "are creeper farms difficult for you?"
"Oh. The circumstances are different I think."
"How so?"
"I cannot hear the other creepers anymore," Doc says, and he turns back to work on his redstone at about the same moment Jevin tries to make eye contact with him. "Obviously. I never hear them coming. New record holder that I am."
"You used to though?"
"Yeah. It was never... Ahm... Their thoughts are different that a player's. We think in colors and letters and symbols. They think in emotions and impressions. You get gut feelings of things, like you were feeling them, and then you move on. I remember it used to get overwhelming sometimes, especially when several creepers were gathered in one place, you know."
Doc starts looking for the disconnected wire again, tracing a finger through the tangle of redstone.
"What changed?"
Doc found what he was looking for, a single loose wire in the back of the panel, yanked out of place by the weight of all the others, an inefficiency in an otherwise perfect system. It sparked angrily, caustic redstone biting explosively at the air with nowhere to go. "I stopped being a creeper, I guess."
Doc plugged the wire back in. The elevator dinged and the doors pulled open. Yes, he much preferred the simplicity of machines, the clarity of thought, of one action leading logically to another.
Jevin was standing behind him again, watching keenly as Doc closed the elevator panel and popped the button back into place. "Do you ever miss it?"
Doc tilted his head to the side thoughtfully. "I don't know?"
Jevin shrugged, like that answer was enough. They tested the elevator, marveling at the changing numbers as they went down. Doc smiled at the rising horizon. Ah well, the silence didn't really matter. It's not like he was alone.
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Sara "Heeey, Cia! How's it going?"
Alicia "Sara. Hmh, a funny coincidence. I'm here with-"
Emil "Hey, sis."
Sara "Oh my watcher, you've managed to lure Emil into an art gallery?? Did you tell him it's a library, or what?"
Emil "The building looks more like a nightclub, which explains why you are here. Believe it or not, but I'm enjoying it. So much."
Sara ". . . Shit, Emil. Did you forget about the garden party?"
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Alicia Clearly a mistake to go on a date with anyone related to Sara. "Do you think I'm an idiot? You're making it up."
Sara "No, no, look, it's an annual tradition for our moms. I don't know what's the story behind it, but they throw this party on exactly this day every year. And they're super strict about me and Emil attending! I was just on my way there, actually."
Emil "Uhh crap, today's that day? Must've slipped my mind."
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Sara "Oh, Mr. Howl!! Felix told you about the party, right?"
William "...Ahem. Good day, Sara. I'm afraid he didn't-"
Emil "So, um, yeah. I'm sorry Cia, but I need to go."
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Alicia "How weird that I've never heard of this party. My parents aren't invited, then?"
Emil "Err. It's sort of a family thing...?"
Alicia "Un-believ-able. You need your sister to end a date. Ugh... I just hate insects indoors."
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Emil "Because insects don't have spines – hah! That's a good one."
Alicia "You were boring, anyway. I was only waiting for you to come from the restroom so I could've ended the date."
Emil "Fair enough. Sooo... no hard feelings?"
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pjo-obsessed-nerd · 3 months
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OMG JULIAN RICHINGS IS EVERYWHERE I LOVE THIS MAN
He's so creep, but he's so good
HAH ANNABETH COMING IN CLUTCH
Percabeth power couple, yes pls
"It's either the realm of the dead, or someone left a carton of milk in there in to 1990's" nah, but that's the fastest way to make me gag about a smell I can't smell 🤣
THE RED RUBBER BALL
"No one comes baaaaaack" I love this man so much ❤
"I just think it's safer if I'm not the one holding them all." That's fair. ya know, as someone who drops her phone regularly, that's relatable.
Those pearls sound ✨ c r u n c h y ✨
IT'S THE SCENE - BABY PERCY 😭😭😭 aww my baby I just want to hug him. I can see it now, I'm gonna bawl like a baby in a few mins
"Not in Kansas...", "Hey, focus, we left Kansas four days ago." Reminder she hasn't seen a movie, points for continuity ❤
Grover squeezing that ball omg
Poor Grover, it's ok 😭
"Only suckers wait in line" 🤣🤣
"You're not dead.", "I mean, we're all dying... To some extent." He's a comedian 🤣
The silent whistle admittedly gave me chills; I can just see the horror on Annabeth's face. CERBIE!!!!
Run
CERBERUS LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG HE'S EVEN MORE GORGEOUS THAN I IMAGINED AHHH
GROVER NO
i just screamed a little... Oh, my sister is gonna cry
aww, Cerbies TOO cute, the little whines omg I'm gonna DIE. Annabeth giving him scratchies aww even though she's terrified. Percy is impreased
I am a Rottweiler lover at heart, so I'm just obsessed with Cerberus I'm not sorry
OH GROVER EW; Thank god he's okay
Oh, ik how they get separated I bet 😭 JUMP SCARE OH
Aww Annabeth threw him the ball such a good puppy omg
Is. Is Cerberus wearing a leather jacket? Or is that leather armor? I can't tell 🤣
Annie lore drop 🥲 grovers so impressed tho
IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED AHH
"I think it's... It's in the dog." His name is Cerbie. /jk
Percy, baby, what did you draw that upset someone so much? He's just a BABY. I WILL FIGHT THIS HEADMASTER TOOTH AND NAIL IT'S A PEGASUS SIR.
Grover, stop guilting yourself sir
OH jeez what tf.
Man I guessed Asphodel, and I was fucking right. My Mythology teacher would be so proud. This is such a haunting take on Asphodel omg. That's terrifying.
run
WHERE ANNABETH
NO SHE'S STUCK NO SWORD SWORD CUT IT CUT CUT CUT KNIVES PPL YOU HAVE KNIVES USE THE KNIVES
"I trust your dad." Athena ain't gonna be happy about this one, ladies and gents. 🤣🥲😭
Annie's gone, and i stg if we lose grover I'm done
GROVER
PERCY MOVE IT
Nah, Riptide looks sick tho. Pretty sure that's the first time we've seen it in good lighting
THE BOLT
so r we not gonna see Hades..?
"Is this?", " No.", "I, I mean it looks like-" "it, it absolutely is not.", "Okay. So... what is it then?", "Yeah, that's the master bolt!" This exchange was so funny 🤣
The pieces r fitting together... Hehe
"Zeus is just gonna have to wait." HELL YA, STICK IT TO HIM, GROVER, THAT'S MY BOY!!! Grover reminding Percy exactly why he chose Grover, his best friend, to come on this quest in the first place. ❤
Sad Baby!Percy 😭 that's a lotta ice cream for such a tiny boy
"Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?" GOD MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED, I NEED TO PROTECT THIS CHILD FROM THE WORLD NOO
"I would never do this to you." THE LINE DELIVERY, GET THIS BOY AN OSCAR... AND A FUCKING HUG
sally avoiding the topic and crying, I wanna hug her too. She's trying so hard.
Hades palace is gorgeous, damn.
Are we gonna get to see the Furies again???
Percy's hands must hurt from how hard and how constantly he clenches them fists damn.
Who tf-
HADES IS SO NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. I was expecting a rocker dude, but I love the "silk robe, manicured hair". Man's got class.
"I admire the cut of your jib." Ok maybe not what WAS that 🤣
He's way less scary than I expected, tbh.
Is he wearing heels? It sounds like he's walking in heels
SALLY'S A GOLD STATUE NOW??? Sally reaching out for him 😭 I'm done. I'm done.
"What did you do to her?" I can sense the rage coming
Percy 😭
babe, Hades was so confused. He just wants to be left alone, such a mood tho. Percy's so confused
PIECES. P I E C E S. IT'S A PUZZLE PPL
"But that voice, it definitely did not sound like you." That an insult or a compliment, I deadass can't tell 🤣
Ok... Hades is being very generous, but what's the catch here? This feels sus. Oh. There. Run. pearls. now.
"Hold fast, mom." HOLD FAST MOM YESSSSSS
Sad Sally 😭 What's happening rn
NO. NO. IS THAT
I'M GONNA SCREAM. WATER DADDY- sorry
"Tell me why", "you don't wanna hear why." Fair, fair 🤣
Nah, Poseidon's actor fits the bill so well in my mind. Like. Mm.
Poseidon rlly does care.
"His mother raised him well." Damn right!
OH THIS FIGHT FINNA BE SO GOOD
Hehehehehehehehehe
IT SO GOOD AHH I'M GONNA SCREAM NEXT EPISODE O. M. G.
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worriedvision · 9 months
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Lovers to strangers (Part 2) - Gepard (turning towards Luka here though)
Part 1 here. Gender neutral reader, Sampo betrays the reader here. I'm writing in Luka here BC I felt like it lol, he may or may not be your next love interest but shh.
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Your place for rent was chasing you up about payments that were missing from your accounts, and you only realised what happened after you were eventually evicted. Now on the street, your stuff with you, Sampo was there with a gift box.
"Here, open it." Sampo states, brimming with excitement at you receiving this present he made for you. Opening it, a big cloud of smoke obscures your view, you hearing his voice giggling as he escapes. When your vision becomes clear, you see a letter addressed to you.
_-_-_
'_,
I'm not actually your brother! Isn't it funny how you went with that so easily?
Anyway, thanks for your generous donation to the Sampo Koski fund.
Love you like a brother,
Sampo Koski.'
_-_-_
Your jaw drops, processing the fact you didn't actually have a brother. The bastard scammed you, he took your long term boyfriend away from you by referring to himself as your brother, and now he's taken all of your savings. You can only hope Natasha would still be happy to keep you around as an assistant, despite your wishful thinking backfiring at you like this.
"Are you _?" You hear a man ask, shaking you from your thoughts. You nod, and he smiles as he introduces himself. "The name's Luka. Doctor Natasha told me you'd be able to accompany me to my cage fights tonight."
Oh, uhh..." You trail off, looking at the letter once more.
What was the probability that Sampo was going to be there? Would he call you out as the idiot who thought he was related to you?
"Just this once? I'm sure once you see me fight, you'll be convinced to tag along." Luka smirks, his mechanical arm giving an enthusiastic thumbs up.
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Turns out, Luka was right.
He got your mind off your situation for a bit, in fact it seemed like he was fighting for you. Flashing smiles and winks at you when he had a second, giving his all in a lovely fight, and he eventually won the battle.
"Hah, Sampo lost another bet!" You hear someone cackle. "He's always wrong about Luka."
Luka taps your shoulder, smiling warmly at you as you begin to carry out the checks for his arm, as well as the basics.
"I heard about him, you know? He was boasting about screwing you over." Luka huffs, frowning to himself. "He's a shady guy, but he's also really good at pretending. I don't blame you for thinking you were related."
...just how did he know about all of this? Did everyone know about him being fake with you about your relation to him? Did your boyfriend know all this time?
"I think this was one of my best fights. I think you're my good luck charm." Luka chuckles. "How about I treat you to a congratulatory meal for helping my victory?"
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Natasha knew fine well Luka was going to be fine without having a doctor there, but she knew he was one of the few guys that you would be safe with. Natasha knew he was stealing glances at you whenever he could, a very obvious look of interest in his eyes and his heart rate growing at a rapid rate when you enter the room. Instead of scolding him for trying to take a doctor to the fighting ring like she would with Sampo, she gives him directions to you. She felt terrible for only discovering the source of your financial problems merely a few hours ago, so she wanted you to know you still have your job with her while also letting Luka take you on a date.
Upon hearing Sampo blew the money he got from stealing from you due to him betting incorrectly on Lukas fight, she couldn't hold back a knowing smirk. She was glad to know he wouldn't enjoy what he stole from you. Looking out the window, her heart swells with joy when she notices Luka walking you to a food stand.
Yes, Luka was going to treat you well.
--
While all of this was going down, Gepard had also heard of the crime Sampo had committed and bragged about. How dare he steal from you like that, and like to you about something as important as being related to each other! He wanted to find you, but due to his work he has to wait until he gets time off.
For now, he had to prioritise somehow getting Sampo charged for his crime.
--
"Here's my number, thank you for making me feel better." You say, Luka enthusiastically typing in your number and sending you a test message to make sure he had your details correct.
"Let me know when you're free," Luka smiles, seeing you turn to speak to Natasha. After making sure you entered the office, he finally heads home.
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noatpad · 5 months
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I've been rather busy with grad school projects lately (and it'll probably last a bit longer), but recently a friend surprised me with some gift art of my dnd lad and his own. Since the campaign has been put on hold (and also wanting to scribble another idea related to it), I had an itch to scratch.
This is a "what if" redesign of my boy, alongside some of my personal scribbles I've done of him over the past few months that I'm still fond of
So a bit of exposition!
I say "what if", 'cause Tint here is a special case where his design was intentionally left untouched, or well, intended to keep his outfit and general look the same as my art style matured. Reason why is that I wanted to keep it consistent with his ongoing campaign, and I found it fun to draw things as it developed. So any different takes of him I did (which there is at least one of, that being his Metronome look) was like an AU or was what actually part of the campaign, which you'll see with all the scribbles below.
Though the thing was that back then, I made Tint as more so a one-time, hypothetical character. At the time, I actually didn't think I'd ever get the chance to play dnd 'cause of constraints I had (how wrong I was). But hearing a couple of friends talk about how fun it was for them, I basically made him just to imagine that "what if" (just noticed that that first sketch was actually posted here, and yeah I even said it was a hypothetical on the canvas, hah).
Because of that though, I went for a rather basic design: purple tunic, round glasses, long scarf. Fun fact: foxfolk was picked mostly just because I was comfortable drawing it after scribbling Note and Clef so much (and magic seemed rather fitting for a fox given the ethereal side of folklore involving them). I still like him since I grew attached to playing him, don't get me wrong! But now that I know a good bit better on anatomy & character design, and Tint's story took shape, I figured it'd be fun to explore what he'd look like if I were to redesign him.
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As a tangent, gosh it's so surprising to me how my ability to do anatomy and structure on a character has grown in just the past couple of years. Not to say I dislike it, but I conditioned myself to only be capable of drawing that style consistently. I think I only could've had this growth because of the friends and inspirations I slowly learned from.
And yeah! There's a lot more intent on his palette being themed around light or radiance (and I've been informed it looks reminiscent to the colors on Isaac from Golden Sun, which is a funny coincidence), and hopefully he looks more adventurous yet studious type of mage!
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Astrology & Music 🎶
Tone deaf placements?
My partner is tone deaf and has
Pluto in the 2nd (deep voice)
Pluto ☍ Venus
Pluto trine Jupiter
Moon placements ☍
Venus in the 8th ☍ 2nd pluto
Musical Examples for talent and music style
☀️Demi lovato🌹
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✨️Venus and Jupiter in the 2nd
✨️The grand trine
✨️Venus trine neptune
✨️Moon trine Neptune
✨️Venus trine Neptune
✨️Uranus conjuct Neptune
✨️Venus sextile Pluto (sexy, deeper voice)
✨️Sun Leo, Moon Taurus,Mercury Leo, ASC Leo, MC Taurus,
✨️Neptune, Uranus and NN in 5th
✨️Sun in the 1st
✨️Mercury and Chiron in 12th
With all that Leo dominant in her chart followed by Taurus(R&B vibes, chill) and Virgo the style Pop and hardrock come out.
She is very bold with her lyrics and her lyrics often give me huge Leo energy and then also she can be much softer with that Virgo dominant
&& considering she has so much Taurus she seriously does hit all the senses and deliver us with goosebumps
Demi is also moon dominant and then Scorpio
This is huge for her lyrics and her emotions she feels and her being a Taurus moon and Taurus moons are firm on commitment
So what I'm getting at is that demi sings about a forver love "only forever" "4 ever 4 me"
With moon dominant she sings from the heart with lyrics like
Don't forget!!" Did you forget that I was even alive?" Leo and Moon vibes
"I took that dirty jacket from the trash right where you left it, cause I couldn't stand to see it go to waste" in case by demi
My cancer rising & Taurus venus relate to wanting to keep a posession of someone important to you
Lionheart is a beautiful song and funny the name considering she's Leo dominant
Stone cold
"You see me standing but I'm dying on the floor" "stone cold, baby.. God knows I try to feel , happy for you
You can feel the pain in her voice as she sings .. she has 12 moon aspects
Jupiter in the 2nd
This amplifies her voice to be very powerful and having venus in the 2nd makes for a higher pitch, extravagant, pronounced and very beautiful voice.
She has amazing aspects for a beautiful voice and damn she hits those notes!
(Venus square Mars) high pitched mars
🌌Danny Jones (Mcfly)☄️
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Danny is Aries and Pisces dominant and the music he creates shows it.
Fast paced songs with mystical lyricism that puts the "motion in the ocean"
Only a Aries, Pisces Dom would create such a lyric.
Notice how song songs refer to "memory lane"" back to that day, I'll remember you always" ah hah! This songs like Tom and his cancer placements reminiscing.
Danny has
✨️Ruler of the 2nd (Venus) in the 8th (scorpio)
✨️Pluto in Scorpio adds to his DEEP voice
✨️ Scorpio trine Neptune
(OK so I think this combo makes for a very beautiful voice a deep and dreamy voice, wow, and the Aries in his chart gives some rasp too, oh my baby)
✨️Jupiter trine Pluto 🔊
✨️Venus and moon in the 1st
✨️2nd in Taurus , lord in the 1st
✨️half water and half fire.. 10% earth
✨️Neptune, pluto and Mars Dom
(Dreamy lyrics and style, deeper voice that can carry the long notes)
✨️Mercury, Sun and Jupiter in 12th
If you listen carefully you can see how Danny and Tom shine through into their music.
Some lyrics that come to mind are
Danny Aries moon and pluto in the 8th
got me thinking about that song "that girl" "please please me" "surfer babe" "met this girl"
"Hey I'm looking out for my star girl" Neptune gurrrl
"Your gravity making me dizzy"
"She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
She goes up and down in my heart,
Turned into jelly beans"
"Don't wake me up, cause I'm dreaming so much and I don't ever want to stop"
One for radio and the heart never lies makes me think pisces perspective
"We all look the same in the dark"
"Some people run right into the fire and Some people hide their every desire"
Its a Greater perspective seeing that all people are the same and that all are different
Sounds just like Neptune perspective and then the fast paced tempo of Aries and Sagittarius that so many songs carry.
Tom's lyrics really fall true to the cancer and Scorpio dominant he has. He also has Leo dominant which adds to the drama on cancer and Scorpio.
Songs like
✨️Broccoli
✨️POV
"I'm looking at you from a new point of view, don't know how the he'll I fell I love with you" Scorpio vibes again
✨️she falls asleep
✨️sorrys not good enough
✨️bubble wrap "I wish I could bubble wrap my heart, in case I fall and break apart"
"Lifes a bitch and so are you" scorpio sting
✨️do ya
MUSICAL STYLE AND TASTE
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🔁Aries – Aries enjoy upbeat tempo music such as pop, jazz and rock. Still, some Aries have a profound taste for classical music as well.
🔁Leo – Leos love attention and they don’t mind singing their favorite song on a karaoke stage. At the same time, Leos also have a soft spot for any tunes with passion. Leos enjoy hard rock, pop, and musicals.
🔁Sagittarius – Because Sagittarius are idealistic and have a great sense of humor, they have a taste for world music. From hip hop and dance, to even dark soundtracks, Sagittarius are very open minded. They may occasionally enjoy some classic rock or even Caribbean dance rhythms as well.
🔁Taurus – They call Taurus stubborn and yet practical, who love upbeat fun pop. From One Direction to Rihanna, their taste is all about variety. Taurus love to move and tap their feet when they listen to music. They also like Blues and R&B.
🔁Virgo – Virgos are very analytical and kind. This may explain why they all seem to enjoy and appreciate the sounds of nature as part of their music taste. From classical renaissance, to new age sounds, it is all about peace and calm for them.
🔁Capricorn – Since Capricorns are very disciplined and family oriented, they enjoy traditional music the most. The majority of Capricorns, tend to like the music which their parents raised them on. They love classical music and great rock and roll.
🔁Gemini – Geminis are very gentle and affectionate. They love oldies and new trending music as well. Still, for Geminis, dance music is always their first love. Fast beats, techno or any quick music, will have a Gemini dancing in no time.
🔁Libra – Libras are very social and gracious. They are also ruled by Venus, the planet of love. This may explain why they love romantic music so much. Still, while they tend to enjoy classical and slow jams, they are also pretty trendy and hip.
🔁Aquarius – Since the Aquarius sign is considered rebellious, they will listen to music others may not have heard of. They are willing to try new music and usually enjoy alternative or electronic music.
🔁Cancer – Tending to be loyal, emotional and imaginative, cancers love classics and oldies. While romantic and soft love songs are their favorites, they love to listen to songs which remind them of their childhood as well.
🔁Scorpio – Being resourceful, brave and passionate may explain why Scorpios enjoy complex melodies and music that is deep. From electronic tunes, jazz, R&B, and even romantic songs, they are very diversified. They also enjoy listening to a lot of show tunes
🔁Pisces – Although inclined to love music from other cultures, Pisces use music as an escape route for them. Their gentle, compassionate and intuitiveness, leans them towards pop, upbeat and dance music
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I'm going to make my own version for what I see in signs and what they like in music and how they sound.
Below is information provided by advanced astrology
Musical ability in astrology is connected with the zodiac signs Taurus and Pisces. There are some planets that are also important for musical talent: the Moon, Venus, and Neptune all have to do with music, you will see in a minute why.
However, all zodiac signs have their unique traits. Aquarius makes your artistic style very original, Scorpio brings depth, Aries makes it more passionate and energetic, Capricorn is drawn to classics, and so on.
Taurus and Musical Talent in Astrology
In astrology, Taurus rules the vocal cords, the neck, throat, and the voice.
The ruling planet of Taurus is Venus. Taurus is one of the most artistic signs in astrology, oriented on enjoying life and finding beauty in it. Taurus has refined aesthetic skills and an admiration for finer things in life. Many people with an emphasized Taurus have very good taste and artistic abilities.
Pisces and Musical Talent in Astrology
Pisces is the most mystical, otherworldly sign in astrology. Pisces belongs to a different realm, just like music. People with placements in Pisces often possess artistic talent of different kinds, including musical talent in astrology.
Pisces is ruled by Neptune, the planet of artistic inspiration, fantasy, music, dance, acting. Neptune is able to create an enchanting illusion through which we can escape reality. A prominent and well-aspected Neptune in the birth chart can also suggest musical and singing ability.
Libra and Musical Talent
When talking about art, you have to mention Libra. Libra is the other zodiac sign ruled by Venus, and it is frequently emphasized in the charts of artists. Libra is all about balance and harmony.
Leo and Musical Abilities
Leo is the sign of creativity and self-expression. The Lion is often emphasized in the charts of people who enjoy being in the limelight. Leo is all about attention, drama, royalty. This sign enjoys performing and entertaining others.
Planets and Music
The following planets have a lot to do with music and musical talent in astrology. If they particularly stand out in your natal chart, you possess a lot of their energy. As always, you have to read the whole chart.
Venus and Arts
Venus rules Taurus and Libra. A strong Venus in the birth chart suggests a talent for arts and a talent for creating harmony. This planet helps you find balance and it makes you graceful and charming.
Neptune and Singing Ability in Astrology
Neptune is perhaps the most important planet to look to for singing ability. Neptune rules inspiration, music, singing, and dancing in astrology. A well-aspected Neptune can be a strong indicator of musical talent and singing abilities in astrology.
The Moon and Musical Talent in Astrology
The Moon represents your emotional nature, your instincts, intuition, moods. A prominent Moon in the natal chart suggests that the person is very emotional and they can express their feelings in an artistic way.
Besides emotions, the Moon also represents your clientele and audience.
Jupiter
Jupiter expands everything it touches in astrology. If your Jupiter is aspecting the planets important for music, it makes them more powerful in the birth chart. For example, Jupiter conjunct Venus enhances your sense of harmony to great extents.
Uranus and Musical Talent
Uranus is another planet that frequently stands out in the charts of musicians. Uranus is all about innovation, modern ideas, revolution, creativity and making something new. If Uranus aspects a lot of your planets, it suggests that you think out of the box. It indicates a unique, unusual style of music and art.
Musical Talent in the Natal Chart
There are some indicators in the natal chart that suggest musical talent in astrology. Usually, you look to Venus, Neptune, the Moon, Uranus, their aspects with each other.
However, the houses are also important. Some houses have more to do with music and performing than others.
1st house: the first house is the House of Self. Planets here suggest an interesting person who has a lot of things to say.
2nd house: planets in the second house are your resources and assets. These planets are often talent indicators. Sometimes they even financially support you.
3rd house: the third house is the house of skills but also communication. An active third house suggests an active mind and great communication skills.
5th house: the fifth house is all about creativity and self-expression. This is the natural house of Leo. Planets here indicate a person who loves being in the center of attention, and who is creative and fun to be around.
10th house: the tenth house governs your profession and public image. Planets in the tenth house describe how the world sees you, and they are also indicators of your professional path.
12th house: the twelfth house is the natural house of Pisces. Twelfth house placements make you introspective, imaginative, but also self-conscious and anxious. These are not easy placements in the natal chart.
Usually, the natal charts of musicians are water (eventually air) heavy.
Indicators of Vocal and Musical Talent in Astrology
For musical talent, the planets Venus and Neptune are the most important. Depending on the kind of instrument you play, Mercury can also have a big role. This planet rules the hands, fingers, and Mercury governs skills. A well-aspected Mercury in the natal chart suggests hand dexterity. 👐
Vocal and Singing Talent in the Birth Chart
For singers, the most important signs are Taurus and Pisces. As mentioned before, Taurus rules the vocal cords. Singers frequently have a stellium in Taurus.
Here are some indicators of vocal talent in astrology. With harmonious aspects (trine, sextile, the conjunction), there is an easier flow of energy, but hard aspects (square, opposition, quincunx) provide motivation and force your to take action
Moon-Venus aspects
Moon-Venus aspects are typical indicators of artistic talent in the natal chart. Here, you can express emotions in a harmonious and beautiful way. Harmonious Moon-Venus aspects give a charming personality and it often makes you popular.
Moon-Neptune aspects
Moon-Neptune aspects suggests that you can express your emotions in a dreamy, enchanting way. They indicate enhanced sensitivity and a strong intuition.
Venus-Neptune aspects
Venus-Neptune aspects are among the strongest indicators of musical talent in astrology. Neptune represents the higher octave of Venus. Here, there is a flow of energy between divine inspiration and your sense of beauty. Neptune is mystical and creative, and Venus can turn this energy into art for you and others to enjoy. These aspects often indicate a beautiful voice.
Venus-Uranus aspects
Uranus brings a unique, fresh point of view. With Venus-Uranus aspects, you have an original way of expressing your emotions. You prefer new, unusual ways of making art. These aspects are frequently found in the natal charts of pop musicians. Venus in aspect to Uranus also suggests a good sense of rhythm.
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saysike-skedoodles · 21 days
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EVERYBODY LIKES YOU
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EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!
EVERYBODY LIKED YOU!
EVERYBODY LIED TO YOU!
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I felt like I was never going to finish this. But I did! I got addicted to the song "Everybody Likes You" by Lemon Demon again and found myself associating the song with Bex. So what do I do when I associate a song with an OC? I draw some art based off of it obviously. Bex just can't catch a break, can she? Anyways, I still don't really know why I associate a song as sporadic and crazy as this one with Bex. Most of my reasons for when I associate songs with OCs is just "probably something they'd listen to/sing". But in this case I genuinely don't know why I think it's a "Bex song". I guess what the art here suggests is that, uh, it's relating to her trying to calm down when she is struggling to stay calm.... yeah. I've also been on a bit of an MLP high at the moment and I'm pretty sure stuff like Pinkie Pie in the episode Party of One and Twilight in Lesson Zero also indirectly inspired this. Honestly the more early 2010s and before stuff that I find that inspired TMM the more I realised this show should've just been made in the 2010s full stop HAH. I also think I'm possibly fuelling some unknown TMM creepypasta fire once I post this. I can almost see the "TMM CREEPYPASTA WHERE BEX GOES INSANE AND PULLS AN MLP CUPCAKES OOOOOOOOH SCARY OOOOOOH ISN'T THIS SCARY THAT A PLUSHIE CAT IS GOING STABBY STAB OOOOOOH-" Would be pretty funny tho not gonna lie and would add to the whole "TMM being a show from the 2010s" feel LOL. Also thanks to one of my friends that helped me out with suggesting ideas on this. This drawing actually underwent a redraw during the process cuz I didn't like how it turned out the first time so shoutout to them.
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also uhhhh I feel like I should clarify here while I still can cuz I'm a bit paranoid of stuff like this but don't take my word for gospel and start drawing a fuck ton of gorey/REALLY edgy TMM creepypasta art- honestly it would be best if you ask before hand and don't be surprised if i give a "no" answer. Just wanted to mention that since I know I joke about "OOOH TMM CREEPYPASTA OOOOH EDGY TMM FAN CONTENT" but I don't want people to just instantly assume I would be fine with it. We're just here for 2010 fun and games and to also joke about the edginess of the 2010s that I'm pretty sure we were all apart of (I'm not lying I loved the dark mlp stuff). I know TMM is a multi coloured magic animal show but let's keep the dark stuff on the down low- (i say that and the MLP infection AUs have been spreading like wildfire)
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I'm gonna shut up now I have a lot of thoughts in regards to art I make- I dunno if people even read through the entirety of my unhinged ramblings ehehhehehehwijhhwehewfiuhewfhiuehf-
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dootznbootz · 4 months
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Are you feeling funky enough to give us some Diomedes + Sthenelus/Odysseus (idk how many ships Dio has, I'm sorry) thoughts?
(anonymous because you most likely already know who I am)
I actually don't know right now. I am that fried, Iro :D
DioSthe are my boys and I love them a lot. I sadly don't know everything about them but I still love them a lot. Sthenelus is Diomede's little hypeman and that means SO much to me. They've known each other for a long time and are basically QPPs for a long time. It's a thing where Diomedes doesn't think much of it sadly for a long long time despite still caring about Sthenelus but he doesn't realize how deeply he means to Sthenelus until YEARS later. I sadly don't have many fic ideas for them other than a basic confession and smaller moments throughout.
So like yeah, OdyDio is basically toxic exes because it's funny to me and because of how Odysseus treats Diomedes in the Iliad. They are basically this vine
Odysseus: Remember one time, I liked you? Diomedes: You mean the time when we were teenagers? When we were kissing but then you fucking bit me, called me names, and ran away? Odysseus: GOOD! Cuz never happened! >:D Diomedes: ... Odysseus: AH-HA! HAHA! 🤪 🖕(leaves, thinking he's "won") Diomedes:... Fucking...Fucking weirdo Sthenelus: Don't worry about him.😤 I don't even know why Athena likes him. Diomedes: That's exactly why she likes him...Why he's kind of cool too... Sthenelus: Oh ...Wanna make out? Diomedes: *sighs* Yeah.🥺
I don't know if I'll ever write this and if I'll just reference it. But basically, Odysseus and Diomedes FIRST met around 11-13 but didn't hang out as much as they're RIVALS. But had their "kiss" and "romance" when Odysseus was around 17 and Dio around 15-16. Odysseus just became king so he's just traveling just to do shit.
They're chilling but then they somehow get to talking about relationships as Odysseus has never really had one while Diomedes has. I have Odysseus Asexual/demisexual and basically had no relationship ever before because he has high fucking standards and usually gets mean to people who have a crush on him.
To me, Odysseus has always been a hopeless romantic (For Penelope, he plays wedding music when they reunite. their tree bed??? Men were expected to decorate their bedrooms before getting married but Odysseus went ALL FUCKING OUT WHEN HE DIDN'T NEED TO!!!|| How he talks to Penelope and talks about her??? He's canonically super romantic! He's always been a hopeless romantic and it's why he was "picky" about romance/marriage propositions before Penelope. anytime someone had a crush on him, he's not feeling it. He just fucks with them.
He's almost genuinely offended in a way, especially if they have barely spoken. Saying you want to hang out is fine as the friendship he's down for and you're safe as long as you don't flirt with him basically. But flirting or offering something??
A princess is now afraid of her woods because he pranked her to make her think it's haunted. Another young prince got set up related to Palamedes and was chased by geese up a tree. He has a reputation of being a BITCH. Part of the reason why Penelope is so fucking skeptical when he's all like "Please marry me!!! PLEASE!!! I'll do anything!!! I really genuinely want to marry you!!!". it's because of his asshole reputation to people who have crushes on him. He's a hopeless romantic from watching his parents interact and all the stories he's been told.
Irony is Penelope is the same as he is, so she treats him the same way. :'D What goes around comes around.
He often lies and says that Heracles is his favorite myth but Penelope gets him to admit it's actually PSYCHE'S myth that's his favorite. The going through hardships because you're so devoted??? 👀 Because you wish to reunite with your most important person/people??? RINGING ANY BELLS!!!!
ANYWAYS. They start talking and Diomedes talks about being aroace (different terms obviously) and Odysseus is so happy. There's someone out there like him! He always blamed his boar scar injury for why he is the way he is. (Post I made going into that) But now there's someone out there like him!
He already considers Diomedes a good friend/rival at this point so they have a bit of something. It gets to the point where they kiss. Mostly for Odysseus as he's never had one before and Diomedes was like "Well, we can always see if you feel something, and then stop." (he smooch Sthenelus but they have a QPR)
Odysseus is...neutral. About their kiss. This is what people freak out about? (I know Ancient Greece was openly affectionate. This is a mouth kiss and also, let me be dumb) He's just sitting, thinking.
Odysseus: "But...You're supposed to feel something?" Diomedes: Yeah? Kissing means you feel each others lips. It feels nice. Shows you care, you know? Odysseus: No, I mean where is bubbling emotions? What about all the songs and poems? Diomedes, being AroAce, younger, and genuinely not meaning to be insensitive and trying to simply tease: They're just poems, Odysseus. You just feel happy but it's none of the fancy words. I think you're making a big deal about this. I mean your lips are fucking chapped and you're a bad kisser but I still liked it, dude. It was still nice, right?"
Diomedes tries to say it as something playful and just messing around as I have a headcanon that Odysseus bites his lips a LOT. Just out of habit and as a (bad) fidget. But Odysseus is just...upset. This was supposed to be ROMANTIC! >:( Why would you say that?!?! He is embarrassed as this was supposed to be his first romantic kiss. :'(
Odysseus, being a hothead with no impulse control with rejection sensitivity, fucking bites Diomedes. Diomedes is ofc, confused and upset and then they just start fighting. Actually needing to be separated by others.
They don't see each other for a while....
They end up seeing each other again some while later. (probably some sort of competition) Where they apologize... but Odysseus still just... doesn't like Diomedes. Even though he knows HE'S the stupid one. Odysseus is prideful. Diomedes just reminds him of an extremely embarrassing, vulnerable moment where HE screwed up and he hates that..."Anytime I see him, I feel like wanna throw mud at him." Diomedes didn't do anything truly wrong but Odysseus is an unreliable narrator
They see each other again during the Suitors of Helen and Odysseus is kind of nervous what Diomedes will do as "Don't fuck this up for me, Son of Tydeus"
Diomedes is actually nice about it. He's happy for Odysseus. He's actually not too bothered by everything unlike Odysseus who holds grudges forever.
Diomedes: "So uh…dude." Odysseus: "What the fuck do you want? 🙄" Diomedes: "You like that daughter of Icarius, yeah? She's like, a naiad, right?" Odysseus, already clenching his fist in case he has to punch him: "…YEah." Diomedes, realizing he's fucked but continues anyways: "…Do you like her because she has sharp teeth?" Odysseus: "??? Not specifically?? Dude, what the fuck are you on about?" Diomedes: "…Well since you bit me when we kissed I didn't know if you were into it or somethin-" gets decked another fight breaks out between them
They are toxic 🤗 Odysseus is Diomedes' bully most of the time. Shoving him into lockers, gum in hair, He's an ASSHOLE. They kind of care about each other, but it has to be from a distance.
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hydrangeawise · 6 months
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Hoshikuzu Telepath EP5 went by so fast! I didn't really catch the eyecatch and was honestly so confused when it ended earlier than I anticipated.
The whole episode was a delight from start to finish; I love how the group tried to charm Matataki with their combined efforts, and I laughed especially hard when she actually drank the potato soup although she was very adamant that she would not take leftovers from Yu. (It was a whole HAH GOTCHA laugh)
I also laughed so much about them going to register their group as a club because on one hand, Matataki likes to think that she's so well-organized and handles things so well - which is true, she is all that. BUT not when it comes to school and school related things. (I also really really am coming to enjoy the way Haruno and her worry in their own way about Umika and her social anxiety; especially Matataki who's very reluctant about it too).
And honestly, the school camp situation is very fun and we were all very proud of Umika for being able to say her part during the group work, but I CANNOT stop thinking about Matataki and Haruno sort of walking in on Umika and Yu doing their foreheadpathy thing and treating it as if they almost caught them making out (which is a very plausible thought! I mean, the whole set-up? The music? The gestures? That was peak romantic atmosphere they had going on!) And the way Yu and Umika did their little forehead thing when the fireworks went off, and they were once again holding hands? Yeah, you guessed it, romance!
I also want to appreciate the little scene at the end when Yu threatened to do a little foreheadpathy on Matataki (I do believe that Matataki still thinks that they were actually about to kiss, I'm not sure she would believe in something like foreheadpathy) but then went to Umika instead. Because that was funny, but also very cute. All in all, solid episode. In terms of character development, plot development, and relationship development.
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pzyii · 6 months
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I've been hyperfixation on btvs for a while w/o posting about aus so.....
BTVS Daemon au:
(haven't thought about this one In a while btw so there's a lot of stuff I'm probably still changing but I wanted to have it out there)
(Under cut cause it’s a bit long)
Buffy - either a toller dog or a mountain lion. His name is atlas, meaning "to carry" since she carries the weight of the world on her teenage shoulders. He probably settled almost just after she became the slayer. Or when she came back after death No1 in s1. Whether he's a mountain lion or a toller dog, he's very puppy-like and loves cuddles. She thought he was gonna settle as a golden retriever before she became the slayer.
Willow - a phoenix that looks like just a raven or a blackbird normally. I know people would say phoenix for Buffy cause she's died twice but the idea of rebirth in the sense of change suit willow a lot better concidering how much she changes over the show. Plus the idea of a bird that looks completely normal and harmless but when she uses magic or is just angry and stuff turns into flames is really good and works perfectly for someone who is capable of (and has) killing(/killed) people. Their name is aspen cause her parents liked the tree theme. They settled the first time she did magic obviously. And she had for a while suspected they'd settle for a small bird before, her number one suspicion had been a mountain blue bird.
Xander - I’m thinking squirrel monkey or some other type of monkey, possibly like an emperor tamarin. Based on vibe yk. Her name is xenia, which means “stranger, guest, hospitality”, that wasn’t really the reason I picked it though I just mostly thought it would be funny if the whole reason Xander uses Xander as a nickname instead of Alex is cause he wanted to match with his daemon. I’m unsure when she would settle, all of them so far has settled pretty late, and for him probably the latest, I could see it being at the end of s6 because of the yellow crayon speech cause that you know represents his rare moments of being good pretty well. (Edit: remembered that's too late since he's not a teen anymore, it probably settled in late S3 or s4)
angel - a Dobermann dog cause they look exactly like him. Dark, bulky, big, terrifying but puppy, it’s perfect. Her name is Lilith cause … The bible, idk. And since I haven’t talked about it yet I’m gonna take the opportunity to talk about daemons in relation to vampires. They don’t just go poof when someone becomes a vampire even if that would be logical cause that just makes it too easy to notice vampires but they aren’t exactly there either. Since there’s no soul in the daemon they are basically just empty husks and aren’t able to talk or act on their own like normal daemons. They do tend to also give people the wig because of it since most can notice something is wrong even if they don’t know what. When a vampire regains their soul, their daemon returns to normal, though Lilith doesn’t speak much to anyone except angel either way
Tara - a cat, don’t know which breed, cause you know the witch of the witches, his name is Salem cause Tara’s mom is also a witch. He settled before Tara met willow or the other scoobies. He mainly talks to Tara, willow and later dawn.
Spike - this was a hard one for some reason, but I settled(hah) on bengal cat, will maybe change it. She settled before he became a vampire to be fair though. I just felt like their little faces fit his pathetic bottle blonde vibe. Her name is eris, which comes from the goddess of strife and Discord, plus i thought it was a pretty name. And cause of the whole no soul thing throughout most of the show she doesn’t have much personality for most of it, but more than Lilith when angel has no soul tho. She's gets all jumpy and fast-y when he gets his soul.
Giles - a barn owl, cause yknow, owls. Her name is Anne which means “intelligent”, not that that’s always true for Giles lmao but it represents both his character and relation with his dad pretty well. Also Anne is a pretty old-y name that works well with - pfft - Rupert.
Cordelia - a peacock, cause yknow… everything about her. His name is Cyril which means “master/lord” which suits her plus the name sounded fancy. He also doesn’t speak much and pretends to be all cold like Cordy but he’s a softie.
Anya - a coral snake, matched the demon and also just her vibe. Her name is Ymir cause Anyas Swedish and old. Nothing really changes with her when Anyas a demon.
faith - a panther, matches with Buffys mountain lion, his name is Thomas which means “twin”. Cause well she’s the secondary slayer, the copy, the clone, and she has yknow …some problems with being second place. I’m unsure when he would settle.
Dawn - a fawn, it rhymes :)), plus it suits her really well in symbolism and just vibe. Their name is kito which means “precious jewel”. both because Dawn is seen as precious and something that needs to be protected. And jewel because of the whole dehumanisation and that it’s something so materialistic with the whole key thing. No clue when they would settle.
Then there’s a lot more characters but I’m stopping here for now
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Hii, ok so this is my first time asking for something so I'm a little nervous, could I ask for a Kid or Killer x F! Reader with the prompt "a buffoon for the king" NSFW and with bondage and begging kink, please and thank u <3
Hiii honey!! Here I am with your request! I'm sorry for taking a lot! But I hope you will enjoy it :3 thank u for requesting! 💖💖
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👑 Oh, Royal Lust Event ~ Royals AU event.
𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨 ~ 𝔼𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕂𝕚𝕕 𝕩 𝔽! ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ~ 𝕄𝕪 𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕟
tw: bondage ➡ tied to an X Cross. Usage of "instruments" to masturbate reader. creampie. Dom! Kid. Begging for him. In this AU Shanks is Kid's brother, for some reason people think they might be related so I thought it was fun :P
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Prince Eustass has always been a different type of royal. His brother, King Shanks, would scold him every time in the kingdom people would speak of him after the big parties he used to throw. And it’s not that King Shanks didn’t, but he kept them a little more private.
Sitting on the throne, next to his brother, Kid Eustass falls asleep. He is not interested in nothing but partying and music -and frankly spend time with his best friend Killer, his personal knight, building random stuff made out of casted iron-.
“Wake up, Kid” Shanks elbows him, is not that Shanks would be personally interested in politics but the powerful five elders in front of them have to discuss very important things regarding the world functioning.
Kid wakes up, yawning and smearing the black eyeliner he likes to wear. “Whaaat, I don’t get anything of this. I don’t care either, whenever you want me to go fight for this nation I will. I’m off” he says, standing up from his throne and totally disrespecting his brother, and of course, their invitees.
He walks past the five elders, looking at them with reddish eyes, up and down. Kid never liked the Gorosei, nor being the future ruler of a nation that is not affiliated, but still has treats with them. Killer wanted to be the king of everything, conquer the whole world, being free for him meant being the most powerful of them all.
Eustass walks away, his heavy boots steps echoing all around the room. A sound that makes the men there, somehow, shiver. And he knows, so a dark smirk draws on his red tinted lips. “Fuckers” he mumbles while getting out of the room, looking how servers pass next to him with trays full of food.
He carelessly snatches some meat on a bone from one of the trails as he laughs off. The servant blinks at his sudden reaction, but he is not surprised. He always does that, and of course, nobody can’t say anything besides the King.
As Kid devours his meat, he spots someone dressed in fancy clothes getting ready to enter after the servants begin to leave the room with empty trays. He comes closer to her and stands up, still eating, in front of her…
“Hah, are you the buffoon?” he asks you, inspecting your funny looking outfit. You widen your eyes, you knew King Shanks had a brother, but never once you had met him in real person. You nod, making the little sleighbells on your hat jingle at unison.
Kid laughs and comes even closer to your face. The red sponge that decorates your nose, touches the tip of his and his bloody hair strands tickles your cheek. “You are cute to be doing this, but, if this is your job… then, you will come with me” he says, snatching your arm in a non-sweet way but not exactly hurting you.
“B- but, Prince Eustass! I hav-“ you complain as he drags you off your workplace towards the castle. “Shh, they don’t need fun. However, I do”.
Soon, you get to one of the rooms you’ve never been inside. “Come on, follow me” he commands, opening the door. Inside everything does not look like it belongs to a castle, but more of an ironworks place. You get yourself amazed to see that thing could be inside of a royal palace and walk inside.
“Welcome to my cave” he utters, proudly showing you the many instruments over wooden tables. You notice mainly rough prototypes of different prosthetics for his missing arm and other things you cannot really identify. They look like maybe little dolls made out of metallic pieces.
You remain in silence, trying to think what the hell this man wants from you by bringing you here, but you are actually pretty interested. If the king is handsome, his little brother too. And by far, even more attractive.
He walks around you, inspecting you, once again. “Mh… I like your make up, that red around your lips in a heart form looks good. But you are missing something to be a good buffoon, you know?” he says.
“Thanks… but, what am I missing?” you ask, unsure. Kid looks back at you as he gets to work. “You need a jester staff to be a good performer” he says, as he picks a long cane from the table. You agree, in fact, you need one. And even if you were thinking it wasn’t strictly necessary, apparently for the prince it was.
Eustass gets rid of his formal attire in just a matter of seconds. He does not care you are there watching, and his white ruffled t-shirt ends up on the floor. A red fluffy coat now covers his naked torso, and you can tell he has more scars than those you thought he had.
Exuding testosterone reverberating on your mind as his muscles moves while work in something you have no idea what it is. It becomes hotter. How comes he has a whole apparatus to melt the iron inside a room?
Soon he begins to sweat, his reddish hair ends up on his face as you now understand the utility of the goggles he always uses to keep it back. Hitting a piece of burning red metal he moulds it. It’s even amazing for you how the prosthetic metallic arm he built himself works wonderfully for him to be doing such precise work, and you are simply amazed.
Amazed, and probably in love. He looks so incredibly manly working, the little drops of sweat tracing paths from his temples into the crook of his neck, must be the best entertainment you could ever had… even if you were supposed to be the one entertaining the royals…
Well, who knows, maybe you will end up entertaining him after all.
“Done, careful it might be yet a little hot but all in all you can touch it” he says, showing you a cane perfectly forged with the skull of a… dinosaur?! This man is an artist!
“Thank you, Prince Eustass… this is amazing!” you tell him, inspecting the tiny details such a little thing has. “I call him Victoria Punk. Though, you know these things have a price, don’t you?” he utters back, proud of himself but with a rather sadistic smirk on his face.
You blink, what can you offer to a man who probably has everything? “But my Prince, what can I give you that you don’t have? I’m a poor servant of your castle…” you plead, because you know he is as weird as cruel, and you frankly begin to fear for your life.
Eustass laughs, soundly, as if you had just said the stupidest thing in your life. “Are you dumb, woman? Fun! You can entertain me! Aren’t you a buffoon?” he says, making sense.
You breath alleviated, so he only wanted for you to do your funny acts then. “Oh, of course Prince Kid” you tell him, already getting started to perform. And just when you begin jumping and making your usual performance he stops you.
“You… you are funny, yes. But, I think I have another idea. After all I had to make you a jester staff might as well help you improve your routine” he says, snatching your arm and pulling you against him. You gasp, eyes wide open, as your whole body gets pressed against his sweaty torso.
He lets go of you, but soon his hand lands on your face. The make up you are wearing that resembles to a clown gets smeared in just a second by his red painted nails. “There, better…” he says, rubbing your lips with his thumb.
You try to hold your breath, or maybe it’s just the natural reaction to the awe and excitement of being so close to him. He smirks, coming further to your face, slowly, testing your reactions. You are free to go back if you wanted, but you don’t move. You don’t want to.
His ruby lips barely grazed yours, his voice that’s usually loud and raspier, now turns more melodic, almost like a sensual whisper. “Would you entertain me, little clown?”
You nod, looking up as he is considerably taller and the tips of your noses touch.
“Good girl, now follow me…”
You walk behind him to a little room connected to what you could say is his working place. The new space looks different but still keeps the same atmosphere. Everything looks like a dungeon and indeed there is a x cross made out of wood and leather waiting in it.
You examinate the cross, well aware that must be something related to tortures… it ain’t no way that’s for other purposes. The shackles that has attached in every corner confirms it.
“Come here” he says, suddenly snatching you by your waist and lifting you up. You squirm, scared of what may happen next. And it is indeed a matter of it, because you are being now tied against the wooden cross.
Wrists tied. Ankles too. The metallic restraints do not hurt, but certainly feel cold around your body. He picks up the cane that fell into the ground as he lifted you up and shoves it into your face. “How come you are throwing my gifts so quickly?” he asks, caressing rather aggressively your cheek with it.
“I didn’t mea-“ you quickly try to excuse yourself; you didn’t throw it on purpose at all.
“Shh… I know, I know. Plus, we are gonna use it after all” he communicates you, passing the cane up and down your chest. Chest that goes up and down, because you are scared, and excited. Afraid and needy.
And the metallic staff goes down in between your legs, pressing against your core. You gasp, feeling the stimulating motions of his apparently expert hand. He notices how you bite your lower lip to supress at least the whiny little grunts he is producing on you, and smirks devilishly.
“See? We are having fun already!” he says, searching for your entrance with the tip of the cane even over your clothes. You whine, this time loudly. “Hah! You like this, don’t you?” he cackles, coming closer to your face, licking your separated lips with the tip of his tongue.
The touching with the cane stops, but now his hand reach for your still covered sex. He touches your clothes, damped in sexual arousal, and bites your lip. “So wet already, how much you like this little clown?” he urges you to speak, even if you were buried in a pit of shame with clenching eyes.
“I- I like it, Prince Eustass” you whine, and his now fingertips have crawled from the elastic of your funny rhomboidal pattern trousers to the inside of your sex. Labia spreading, big hand that have already located your pleasure button and the squirming motions of your body in response.
He keeps laughing, sexily, manly, testosterone filled. No class, just pure lust. Tracing circles and penetrating your entrance with one and then two fingers. Up and down, violently and in beckoning motions he masturbates you. Corners of your eyes with little salty tears, you are about to reach climax.
Oh, but he wanted to have fun. So, you aren’t coming, not just yet.
“Oops, are you coming?” he asks, cruelly and always with a smirk on his face. “Uh yes yes” you moan those words, thinking perhaps he only wants to rejoice in how good he is with the fingers. But you were wrong, he does want you to beg for it… and you will.
He walks back, leaving your thighs trembling and your clothes messed in pure desire for more, clenching and spasming walls that won’t allow you to think straight until you get your so needed release.
“PLEASE!” you whine. “Not yet, little clown!” he laughs, relishing on your total desperate imagery.
His hand quickly rips your clothes apart, letting you with just rags hanging from your arms. Naked, bumpy skin, tied to a cross as if you were being tortured on a medieval device you wait for his next movement.
Kid takes a time to inspect every aspect of your anatomy, and when he seems pleased the cane is back on his hand. “You want to cum? Huh?” he asks you, taking the metallic shaft to your lips. You nod, panting, making him absolutely satisfied with your instant submission.
“Good… then make it real wet with that tongue of yours” he commands, and you comply by sticking your tongue out and licking the cane thoroughly. You know you are not a little victim, and you can play his game too, so as you do you fix your gaze on his. You show him how good you can be with your mouth, streams of saliva forming from the shiny point of the cane, making Kid’s cheeks even get a little reddish.
You take a quick look at his fancy yellow pants discovering no other thing than the hard bulge begging to be freed from the clothes that are imprisoning it. “Heh…” you laugh, muzzled by the irony hilt being now forced into your mouth.
“Is it funny? Huh?” Kid asks, half aroused and half feeling himself disrespected, making you scared as his blazing eyes fix menacing on yours. “Mmh no” you moan, as he uses now the stick covered in your saliva around your nipples, making them harder and erect.
Your eyes roll back, as he not only stimulates your breasts but also violates your mouth with his own. Red lipstick from both smearing all over your faces, his tongue reaching for your wet cave, his body pressed against your spread limbs body. You can even feel his hard bulge pressed to your lower belly, he is trying to search for a little release while he fights to keep composure and act like a real sadist dom.
And just when you thought he was going to plainly fuck you there, as his desires were making him succumb to you, you were wrong… his will is made of steel, his will and his passion for making women beg for his dick…
“Let me see how good you take my creation inside your cunt” he tells you, tracing a path with the cane towards your sex. Is he planning on using it to fuck you? Indeed, he is.
Cold, hard, and wide the tip opens its path inside your walls, making you tremble and hit your wrists and ankles against the shackles that keep you attached to the cross. You feel the need to close your legs, but you can, and instead you receive his now masturbating device inside you plainly spread.
Up and down, he goes, enjoying the way your fluids drip every time he decides to stick it out completely to penetrate you back again. You moan, and even scream, so ready to come once again, so sure this time he will allow you.
And just when your walls get ready for the final blow, he once again stops it. You feel frustrated, needy, so desperate. “PLEASE NO…” you beg.
“What do you want? Hmm?” he asks, licking the staff with delightful expression. “Tell me, what do you want? By the way, you taste delicious”.
“I wanna cum, prince Eustass, please”
“Beg for it, little whore”
You get even more desperate, as his pants now end up on the floor and his hard shaft flashes before your teary eyes. Huge, large, dripping too, twitching, also so ready to drill holes into anyone.
“I want to cum! I want you to make me cum… please” you whine, with trembling lips. “I want that dick inside of me!” you beg, louder.
He smirks, apparently you have convinced the prince to fuck you. “You wanna milk my dick, little whore? Hmm? Show me how desperate you are for it”. “Please, please… please fuck me, my Prince. I want to feel your hard cock inside of me…” you whimper, with the same look you have given him while licking the cane.
Kid feels pleased with your begging words and walks behind the cross where you are hanging, quickly and surprisingly the wooden x contraption falls back, and you are now as if you were resting over a lifted bed.
“Now, I can fuck you properly” he grunts, coming into your legs, guiding his sex into yours. Once he pierces you, so deeply as if you were bottomless, his hips begin the thrusting torture in and out of you.
Red nails carved on your waist, his expression almost like a beast as he fucks you mercilessly. “Cum now bitch, cum as many times as you want”.
Kid sometimes beds over your body, crushing weight making it hard to breath. Him biting your nipples and never stopping the hammering motions of his hips. Bites there, bites everywhere. Red lipstick stains there and there. Your body reaching orgasm for who knows how many times, on the verge of passing out from overstimulation.
You feel your wrists and ankles sore, but you don’t care, you only care about this huge man breaking you in half ruthlessly and unmerciful of your state. And he wants to fill you up, and he does. “Let me finish this, I’ve stretched your cunt just enough to be able to fill you up with my cum”
Grunts after, and his teeth carving marks on your lips, making you inhale his own manly moans as his orgasmic release floods your womb.
When he is done, and the last drop is into you he sticks his dick out. Kid makes the cross return to vertical position again, with your body feeling like goo, and the dripping cum tracing paths from your entrance, through your inner thighs to the floor.
You thought, you simply thought he was going to release you from there, but he doesn’t and instead he walks away with his pants barely up…
“Good girl, stay here a little longer. I will come back to keep fucking you”
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candykamikun · 2 years
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Heyy!! How are you!!
Thank you for the matchup!! And your sister is autistic? That’s kinda cool im not the only one ^^ but anyways I wanna thank you for the request and all and don’t worry about any grammar errors, im polish so I’m not that well with English yet but anyways!
Could I request Liu/Sully, Tim/Masky & Jeff the Killer with a GN! S/O who has a Kikuo Personality?
(So… Here’s his channel so you can listen to his music, and also you can watch like some videos of him on YouTube or tiktok to get his personality a little better, and im just gonna say that he’s very silly, but if you want some things about him I’ll be happy to tell you!)
Thank you again!! Have a wonderful day ^^
Hi ! I'm in a good mood, and you ? ;) Yeah she is ! Severe autism non-verbal ^^" i love her so much and I have a natural love for people with sickness/syndrome/handicap/etc but I just love everyone in general! Aww don't thank me, it's just my job (I think ?-) ! Really ??? Cool :DDDD !! Actually, would you tell more about your culture/country next time ? 👀👀👀 Haha okay so enough with me speaking it's annoying i talk too much
Sorry I don't know much about his personnality hah
LIU/SULLY, TIM/MASKY AND JTK WITH A S/O HO HAS A KIKUO PERSONNALITY
LIU/SULLY
Liu doesn't mind much! I mean this pretty boy isn't difficult with his s/o as long as they're happy, really.
He's all okay ! I mean it's olay, right ? 😭
You're Silly ? Whatever :D ! He likes to teach you things, help you with expressions (bcs i feel like someone with Kikuo personnality have some troubles expressing their emotions very well ?) And even if you don't progress he'll help you by speaking for you if you don't mind or he'll help ypu with whatever you don't get !
Very nice boy, would just help you <3
Sully doesn't care less haha- like he'll act the samedi (if you manage to have Liu + Sully in a relationship, congrats : you're fcking weird 😭😭🤌 /JOKING OF COURSE)
He'll act like he always do ( SULLY AND HIS S/O HEADCANON + DRABBLE )
TIM/MASKY
HOW DID YOU GET IN A RELATION WITH HIM ???-
Tim is just an exhausted man 🤌😭 Like + you being a silly little mushroom it's tiring ++ sometimes..
Not being mean of course ! Pretty boy just wants to hold your hand innocently (bonus point if you let him/ask him or go for it)
If his sarcasm confuse you he won't stop, it's funny to see you confused 😀
He'll try to help you with things he thinks important (How to recognize a manipulative BITCH bcs he's worried for u)
He'll kindaove you ++ cuz you're very silly :D he loves it but won't tell you haha---
Kinda worried about your health (bcs Kikuo is ✨️ SKINNYYYYY ✨️ (pls take care of you :c)
He'll make you eat healthy things🤌
And just cherish you :)
JEFF THE BIT-
Yeah, he's a bitch
HE DEFINETLY MAKES FUN OF YOU
But if seomeone else ACTUALLY THINK that THEY can make fun of YOU, THEY'RE DEAD ✨️🤌
Like, HE can make fun of you
If it makes you sad, don't worry, he's not that mean.
He'll just call you "Silly" or "Dumbass" 💀
If it upset you ? he'll continue of course
He loves being a bastard--
Please, just slap him 😭😭he's not gonna stop
And beside that he'll expose your sillyness- yeah he has no limits
But if exposing this mles you feel bad he'll feel sad about it and just SURPRISINGLY apologies !
Yeah Jeff is a bitch but he loves you anyway ✨️
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the-bar-sinister · 14 days
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In Justice We Trust (112389 words) by thesavagesabretooth With Simon Blackquill and Athena Cykes assigned as their psychologists, the Phantom and Fulbright must grapple with their identity, their deeds, their future, and their love for the twisted samurai whom they betrayed.
All the while, Edgeworth and Wright find their relationship tested as they walk the narrow path between pursuing real justice, and the dark age of the law.
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December 25, 10:45 am
The door to the private conference room shut with a click behind Agent Sheila Ash after she’d gestured Robert inside, and she had ushered him over to the table in the center to offer him a seat.
“Thank you for agreeing to have a little chit chat, Detective…it’s nothing bad, I promise.” 
"I'd hope not, Agent Ash," Robert said. He couldn't deny that being in the conference room alone with her made him a little anxious. Surely he hadn't misjudged. Surely she wasn't–
Bobby cut off his anxious thoughts with a broad smile to the woman. "Or do you prefer Sheila, since we're not working? I assume. Uh, actually for all I know this could be work related!"
You're so terribly awkward, Bobby.The woman stared at him from a moment as she leaned on the tabletop across from him. She’d slipped out of the coat and had it draped over one tan and freckled shoulder, the red dress body hugging and daring enough to be the talk of any ballroom event.
The sultry dignity of the dress was somewhat broken when she started laughing again.
“PFFFFT!!! HAHAHAHAH” she laughed, holding her stomach for a brief, brief moment before she managed to press her hand to her face to stifle it.
“You’re so funny, Detective Halblicht! Snrk–...” she swallowed her laughter, but the grin remained “you sound like a stuttering schoolboy. Call me Sheila.”
She leaned against the table with a sly edge to her smile. “...and what should I call you?” 
Bobby let himself down into the chair, as awkwardly as he spoke, flushing both from the agent's laughter, and from Robert's remark.
Am I really that awkward? I am, aren't I?
Someone must think it's charming, Bobby.
He rubbed the back of his neck and grinned over at Sheila. "Ah, Bobby's fine, under the circumstances."
“It’s a pleasure, Bobby.” She finally settled opposite him in the chair, tossing her hair over her shoulder before she leaned on her elbows with her hands tucked under her chin.
“I want to thank you for your work in exposing the spy in my ranks. While I had my suspicions…having your help in cornering her was …well. It was invaluable.”
He snapped a salute to her and smiled again. "Well, it was my pleasure, honestly, ma'am. Quite the unjust little pickle we picked apart today."
“It always is when spies are involved.” She chuckled again, seeming to catch herself before it became a full on laugh. She idly saluted him back, before she went back to tenting her fingers. “You always need a spy to catch a spy, making the whole thing…tricky. Especially in the eyes of Lady Justice.” 
He grinned a little slyly.
Can I say it, Robert?
She's baiting us, Bobby. Just go ahead.
"I suppose we'd both know a little something about that!"
Another round of laughter spilled from her lips and she lightly slapped the table with a grin. 
“You did know. Hah! I knew it!!” She grinned widely enough to show her eyeteeth again. “Takes a spy to know a spy, after all…I’d been hoping.” 
"I've seen your file," he nodded, leaning on his hand. "Well, the Calisto Yew file anyway. And Agent Badd happened to say something that put it in my mind when we had a little chat the other day. It wasn't hard to spot."
"Well, for me, anyway," Robert clarified. "I'm sure most people would have no idea."
Sheila’s eyes closed.
“Was it his little ‘second chances’ speech?” He really is a sweetheart under all that gristle, isn’t he?” She put her finger to her lips “It’s true…it’s an open secret among the inner circles, and an information blackout beyond them. But, given you’re on a similar boat, I felt confident we could confide.”
She winked at him. “It’s a liberating feeling, isn’t it? Being free of the g..” her lips twitched, and there was a brief note of…something…in her eyes as she stifled a laugh. “...the job.” 
"Liberating," Robert tried the word out on his tongue. "I suppose that I'd agree with that, yes."
Picking his own suits. Deciding what he'd have for breakfast. Taking a shower because he wanted a shower.
Even if it was shared with Bobby– it was liberating, wasn't it. The freedom to choose.
“Back when I was a dog of Cohdopia…” her expression darkened for the briefest moment, “I was nothing but my service to Alba and his international crime ring. Like you, I didn’t even have a name. It was the Great Game of Espionage and I was a pawn.”
She tapped her nose. “I’ve read your file too. Lang had me listen to your interviews. So I know you understand, or…will understand, just how…freeing…choice can be. The feeling of escape when you finally slit your former master’s throats… metaphorically or literally, of course.” 
Robert smiled thinly. He hadn't imagined it before. Hadn't dared to. It was such an impossible idea.
Robert…. metaphorically…
He banished the thought from their mind.
"Metaphorically," he nodded, "of course. So, we've both read one another's files. We have… a fair amount in common I suppose. If not in specifics, then in broad strokes."
“Enough to find a kindred spirit!” She laughed out loud, lightly smacking the table. “Or something of its nature.”
She leaned back on her hands “they took your emotions from you, or at least stamped them down, right? They absolutely shattered and distorted mine with a cruel little trick.” 
He adjusted his glasses and nodded, "That's what they tell me, yes. I suppose I'm still… grappling with it."
"I'm definitely still grappling with it," Bobby said more firmly. You are absolutely still grappling with it. "But what do you mean? About you, exactly? I didn't see anything specific in the file, although…"
“It’ll take some getting used to.” Sheila said, brushing her hair over her shoulder. “Having people around who understand, or are willing to try, will do wonders…but it’ll likely always be a bit of a struggle. I genuinely wish you luck.”
She tilted her head, before she smiled and framed it with her fingers. 
“Weaponized unreality, my friend. ‘The only reality is the mission and your obedience’. ‘You have no name, only a part to play in The Game’. ‘The Mission is reality, and everything else is a game’. If it’s bashed into you enough, your brain clicks and sees everything outside the mission as unreal. Fake. A game. And they told you to laugh at it. That’s what my handler said, anyhow.”
She started to snicker, covering her mouth. “Because it’s all a big joke. It’s all a fun pantomime . It’s empty, meaningless, and laughable. Except!” she struggled down the laughter and finished “the mission. That’s important. That’s reality.” 
"Ah," Robert nodded in understanding. "That's certainly a different tactic than we were trained under.
He didn't say better. He had no idea whether it was more effective or not.
“It certainly made killing easier,” She leaned on her hand with a tired smile. “Until it didn’t. But despite our differences, we wound up in the same place. Former weapons learning to be a person.”
She stared him down. “I’m admittedly curious about you. What your plans are, now that we’re unraveling the organization string by string.” 
"It's flattering of you to assume that I have plans," he said. "At the moment, I'm just surviving day to day."
It was the truth. Maybe Bobby had plans. He had hopes, certainly. Robert just wanted to keep going.
Sheila nodded thoughtfully, smiling thinly despite the slight huff of what was probably an aborted laughing fit.
“That’s all you can do, I’m afraid. I’d have been in the same boat if it wasn’t for Shi-long and Tyrell giving a direction to point myself in after my grand escape.” She gestured towards him with fingers spread. “Here's hoping that it becomes more than just survival, day by day.” 
"Here's hoping," Bobby agreed with a little smile. He wrung his hands together. "Shi-long and Tyrell– they're interpol agents, aren't they? Tyrell is Agent Badd?"
“That’s right,” Sheila flashed her wolfish smile. “Agent Tyrell Badd, and Agent Shi-long Lang…the two people closest to me in the world. I may not be great at being a person, but it’s thanks to them I managed at all.” 
He leaned on his hand, and idly drew circles on the table between them. "Agent Badd– he said you cut his heart out. You guys must have some serious history, huh?"
Robert listened in passively– maybe even a little bit embarrassed by the raw obviousness of Bobby's emotions.
Sheila Ash seemed to have noticed, especially with the way a note of amusement wrote itself into her voice and her smile.
“You could say that. Way back when, in one of my more intensive cover identities, we were part of the same cadre of ‘Great Thieves’. Two of three legs of the Yatagarasu. The connection went deep…deeper than just thievery to reform the legal system and uproot organizations like the one I was secretly owned by.”
Her fingers twined through her hair, wrapping a strand around her finger as she smirked. 
“He, my lover Byrne Faraday, and I…is it any wonder feelings began to blossom? Of course, at the time…” She started to snicker again, physically clenching over her chest. “I was convinced it was nothing but the part, and that the whole thing was really, really very funny.”
Her eyes flicked to the side. “I cut his heart out when I drove my knife into Byrne’s on my master’s command. He was getting too close. The truth came out, and the man was left the sole leg of the Yatagarasu and with the seeming truth that it’d all been a cruel joke.”
Bobby's eyes widened and Robert could feel the hot sting of tears beading at the sides of them.
"Oh no… Miss Sheila, that's terrible… they forced you to… oh lady justice…" He wrung his hands under the table again. "I'm sorry. But it sounds like you and he, eventually…"
“What’s done is done. Our daughter avenged his memory by taking down Alba with that hilarious fop of a prosecutor,” Sheila’s own eyes were half closed, and despite the dismissive wave of her hand and the quiet laugh it seemed to weigh heavy on her.
“And eventually…yes.” she tucked her hair over her ear. “It wasn’t easy, Bobby. Whether I had the choice or not, I stole the life of someone we both cared for…but eventually..” she smiled a little more genuinely. “He said he was going to try to trust me again, even after everything. He gave me another chance, one I don’t intend to waste.” 
Bobby dabbed at his eyes, and nodded. "I'm happy for you, Miss Sheila. I don't intend to waste mine either, though I don't know if I'll be as lucky as you."
Lucky's one word for it, Bobby. Did she say she has a daughter? Hell of a trick to pull off.“Oh, you never know.” Sheila’s dark red eyes stayed locked on his. “Make amends, bring down the people who’ve hurt you, and remember that the ice we walk on may be thin but the promised shore is worth the risk.”
She laughed , though she kept it restrained. 
“Thanks, Bobby…who knows,maybe your ‘special someone’ is just waiting for the moment to make amends.” She snickered into her sleeve. “They can’t be any more stubborn than Tyrell…or Shi-long for that matter.” 
He chuckled a little. "I suppose we'll see. But I very much hope that you're right. Though I intend to make my amends and this all down, no matter what else does or doesn't happen."
“Good man,” Sheila leaned back in her chair with an approving nod. “I’ll give you my number, hmm? Keep in contact, let me know how it’s going. If you need to talk to someone who ‘understands’, or if you need a job, or whatever.”
The smile crawled onto her face again. “Like a support group for the unglamorous life of ex-espionage escapees.”
He chuckled. "Hell of a support group, but really, I'll take all the help I can get!."
December 25, 11:00 am
Simon and Athena had chatted for a little while more in quiet voices as he dried his eyes, and continued to thank her. But eventually he'd asked for some time alone to think, while they had the chance, and Athena headed down to the dining room for a snack to calm her nerves.
It’d been a long day–a day of sharp lows and strange highs. The fight with Apollo followed on the heels of the first morning to feel almost normal since the moonlit trial where everything had fallen apart. The horror of the investigation gave way to the unexpected rush of solving it by Simon and Halblicht’s side…the synergy in the hunt for truth that led to an uncomfortable conclusion.
Another child beaten into someone deadly and nameless currently in Interpol custody.
It was a day of ups and downs…her heart hadn’t stopped racing, not even through the expected yet still surprising conversation with Simon. She’d said she’d always understand…and she would.
But the whole thing weighed on her shoulders and nerves all the same. It carried her in a haze all the way to the dining room on plodding feet. 
"Hey, Athena!" The voice that greeted her as she headed in was a familiar one– her boss, in fact. Phoenix Wright was seated at a table in the corner with a cup of coffee, and waving her over.
“Wuh?? Huh??” Athena jolted out of her own thoughts…the spiraling confusion of her own feelings sitting heavy in her chest as they were forced to a stop. “Oh!”
She flashed her brightest smile and waved. “Hey Boss! How’s it going!?” 
"Not too bad! Come and take a load off, I heard you had a busy morning!" He leaned on his hand. "If I know you, you're gonna need more than just a cup of coffee, too."
Athena rubbed the back of her neck with a nod of her head as she settled in across from him. 
“Honestly, I think I might.” She shook her head “I didn’t expect to be rooting out a spy in Interpol’s midst when I woke up this morning!” 
Wright chuckled. "I know, some Christmas, huh? Feels like it's never quite normal at the Wright Anything Agency, I guess." He handed her the menu from where it lay on the table.
Athena took it and started scanning it curiously. 
“...that’s right, it’s Christmas.” she mused with a shake of her head “Justitia…I guess not, huh? Weirdness never takes a holiday!” 
"Sure doesn't. 11 years at this time I was getting ready to defend Edgeworth from a murder charge. Now he's the chief prosecutor. Wild, isn't it?"
Her boss; emotions were a lot more even today than the last time she had seen him– and more even than she had worried, given the circumstance. It could have been the resolution that had evened him out– or it could have been the case itself.
Athena laughed.
“Time has a way of changing everything. 11 years ago…I was near mute and my only friends were…well. Mostly robots…and Simon.” She looked up at him with a half smile, “but I think you like it when it’s not some humdrum holiday. I’m right, yeah?” 
He chuckled, and sipped his coffee. "I guess you caught me there. We were your backup by the way, today. Me, Edgeworth and Gumshoe. Hope the info helped."
“I thought it mighta been you.” Athena laughed as she decided to start with some coffee. “It helped a lot. We’d been piecing things together, but Kelso leaving the airport, and the evidence from the car helped us tighten the trap.”
She grimaced, the memory of the young woman raising the gun to her head flashing through her mind. “So…so thanks. Genuinely.”
He nodded with a smile. "I gotta help out my protege, right? It's a good boss' duty."
The waitress came around a moment later and took Athena's order, after which, Phoenix leaned on his hands.
"So how are you holding up, protege? Really. I know there's a hell of a lot on your shoulders. You've been having one of those Wright Anything weeks."
“Where anything and everything tries to put you down?” Athena laughed. “Yeah, sir… I sure have. Is it bad that I’ve almost forgotten I got accused of murder?”
She hadn’t forgotten…not even once. That night was etched in her mind as the world turned to moments of sharp clarity interposed with a strange haze of dissociated time that didn’t quite feel real. 
"It happens," Wright chuckled. "I think everybody in the office has been accused of murder– except maybe Apollo…"
“Oh, I’m sure his time’ll come.” Athena shook her head with a wry laugh. “...especially if he keeps on trying to beat the life out of Robert every time he sees him.” 
Phoenix grimaced. "Oh, heck– what? Did that happen?"
“Oh, you didn’t hear?” Athena theatrically grimaced, tugging at her ponytail. “this morning we tried to tell him what was going on, and when Robert tried to stop him from yelling at me over it, he started beating the crap outta him.”
Phoenix's grimace grew more horrified, and she could feel the anxiety and anger wafting off of him. "You're kidding! Miles didn't tell him? And then– oh for Justitia's sake!"
“It…We got him to stop, and I think Gumshoe went off after him, so maybe he got him to calm down?” Athena held her hands up. “I thought you knew, boss! I’d have said something but…but …but Miss Kelso came to get us for the investigation right after.” 
He took a deep breath and sighed, putting his hands on the table firmly. Athena could feel his emotions steady, but the anger and anxiety didn't go away completely.
"I'll have to talk to Miles about it. Thank you for bringing me into the loop. Damn though…"
Athena nodded. 
“I thought maybe someone might have told him too…but the more we talked the more I realized nobody had.” She looked down “I can’t blame him for being upset, but I couldn’t let him hurt Robert more than he already had. He hit him right on the wound, you know. It was like he was a different person.” 
Phoenix rubbed his jaw thoughtfully. "Well… Apollo's going through a lot right now. He has a fresh wound too, and I'm sure that looking at– Robert– tears it right open again. I'll be honest, I'm really surprised you're holding it together as well as you are. Not that I don't think you should, just, wow, you know?"
She could sense his confusion. As far as Phoenix was concerned, Apollo was having a much more normal reaction than she was.
That wasn’t a surprise to her– Athena had always been a lot of things, but ‘normal’ had never been one of them. Her entire life, her emotions and the way she reacted to them, and the way they reacted with her hypersensitive hearing…
She never reacted to anything the way people expected, which was exactly why he’d worked so hard to pretend for years. She remembered the confused faces of some of Cosmos’ ancillary staff when they met the strange ‘princess of the cosmos center’ for the first time. Felt and heard their judgment in every word, even as they smiled and told her she was cute, or a good kid.
The last week had been chipping through her careful mask little by little…and now she didn’t have the energy to react with the same anger Apollo felt…that most expected she should feel. She wondered, distantly, if it made her seem cold.
And then she realized she hadn’t said a word for a solid minute.
“Oh ah...” Athena flashed a smile at him. “...it’s not as if I’m not struggling…It’s just..”
He put his hand on the center of the table toward her, and smiled a little. "Hey, Athena, it's okay. We all react to things differently. Some people it's easy to see when they're struggling. Others, not so much. Just do me one favor, okay?"
“Yeah, boss?” She asked with a softer smile. 
"If you're hurting, and you don't know what to do, and you think the answer is to just disappear– come see me first, okay?" he smiled a sad little smile. "I won't try to stop you or anything, but, I'd like a heads up. I had a friend once who was hurting, and he just disappeared one day– and I don't think I'm over it."
Athena’s eyes widened 
“Oh..” She bit her lip thoughtfully. “That sort of thing can leave a scar that’s hard to heal…” she looked up with a pump of her fist. “I promise boss…I’ll tell you, alright? But I’m not going anywhere. I’m just…”
He huffed a soft, self-effacing chuckle. and nodded in thanks, waiting for her to continue what she was going to say.
She trailed off quietly before she said. “I wish my mother was here to tell me what she thought of all this.” 
"Your mom, huh… I can relate to that in a way. Whenever I'm messed up, or feeling cornered, I wonder 'what would Mia do'."
Athena nodded slowly as she sipped her coffee. “And then what?” 
"Well, uh–" Phoenix's emotions had shifted. Now he was embarrassed, but happy, and a little nervous. He rubbed the back of his neck. "Honestly? I'm lucky, because… sometimes I get to ask her."
Athena looked up from her coffee with a furrow of her brow. 
“What? Like that case you had once where you had to talk to a ghost?”
He nodded awkwardly. "Like that, yeah. You know my old partner, Maya. She's a spirit medium like little Pearls– well, not so little now– like Pearls is."
Athena sipped her coffee with a furrow of her brow. She’d heard of Maya…it was impossible to work at the Wright Anything Agency without hearing about her. Despite being, as far as Athena was aware, very much alive…she haunted the place like a ghost with how often she came up. She was as much a legend in its walls as Charlie was.
“And you could ask her to speak to Mia and she just…could?” She leaned on her hand.
He nodded slowly. 
"Yeah. Maya could just–" he snapped his fingers, "and suddenly Mia was there. Pearls can do the same thing. It's… I won't lie. It's a lot. I don't know if it would help you at all, Athena. But while Pearl's with us– it's possible, if you wanted to ask her."
Athena’s heart skipped a beat as the last time she saw her mother flashed in her head and the coffee took on the coppery edge of blood from the phantom scent of the Robotics Lab.
She brought it to her lips anyway, and took a long sip. 
“I…might want that.” She said slowly “I ..I’ve been wondering if she’d be happy with me.” 
"I know she would, Athena. You've grown up to be a pretty amazing person. But if you want to hear it right from her, ask Pearl." He nodded, seriously. "But don't do it if you think it would just upset you more, okay?"
Athena flushed, smiling sheepishly up at him from her spot hunched over her coffee mug. “Thanks Boss… I really mean that.”
She nodded once. “...I’ll think about it. I’ve got a lot I wanna ask her…” she bit her lip “...Can I be honest, boss?” 
"Of course. I hope you'll be, Athena."
Athena ran her hand through her hair. 
“...Robert killed her in cold blood. He took her from everyone, and even if…even if I sometimes fought with her about the headphones or…or her work…she was a wonderful person.” Her fingers curled around her ponytail, tugging it fitfully. “I should hate him. Apollo clearly does. It’s what an average person should feel, right? Hurt and angry.” 
"I think that's a reaction that a lot of people would have, yes…" He gave her a soft, sympathetic look, and she could feel the concern for her radiating off him.
“I’m hurt…” she admitted, “I am. I miss her every day, and it hurts that she’s gone.” She looked down “but I’m not….I’m not angry at him. Even more than that, boss…I think I understand him.” 
"Well… you're a very empathetic person, Athena," Phoenix said gently. The concern for her didn't waver in any way. "If anyone could have empathy for someone like that, of course it would be you. And forgiveness is never a bad trait– as long as you don't let people take advantage of you."
Phoenix Wright was a good man. A good boss. He cared about Athena a lot, and Athena could feel that care and concern radiating through him. But he didn't understand why Athena felt the way she felt. Maybe of anyone Athena knew, Phoenix was the one who most often mistook her mask for her face.
He was a kind man, with a warm heart and a good head on his shoulders…but he couldn’t see the seams. She smiled in that bright and sunny way she’d practiced for years, and nodded.
“You’re right, boss! I’m not going to let anyone take advantage of me, I promise…I just…” She bit her lip. “I can’t be angry at someone who never had the chance to choose…anything.”
It was true. Beyond the empathy, beyond the strange mirror between their emotions, that was another of the looming reasons why that hung in her mind’s eye.
It was the reason she could count on Phoenix Wright to understand, even if he couldn’t understand the rest. 
Phoenix nodded. "When you put it that way, I can get it. But you're definitely a bigger person than a lot of us for extending that understanding to someone who hurt you that badly. I'll have to try to get on your level."
He chuckled and adjusted his tie, playing it off as if it were a joke, but she could tell that he was serious. He felt a little ashamed of his own lack of empathy.
Athena waved her hand. 
“Trust me, Boss. You don’t gotta,” she said, projecting bright cheer. “...people understand others in all sorts of ways. It’s not easy to forgive or understand someone who hurt you…most people wouldn’t.”
She closed her eyes with a smile “I’m just…a little different than most people. Not in any way better or worse…other people’s emotions are just much, much stronger to me.” 
Phoenix smiled warmly back. "Well, Athena, I guess if I have a problem that involves figuring out emotions, you're the first person I'll come to."
Athena snapped a salute, an unconscious mirror to the man she’d been spending far more time with the last few days than in the weeks past “You can count on me, boss!” 
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