I have such an idea for a story. Where it’s sort of a typical high fantasy setting, vaguely medieval England vibes and you have some evil king/emperor as the antagonist and you have a Chosen One with a prophecy and everything. Except our protagonist is the Chosen One’s father. And the Chosen One is just about three years old. And see, her dad has heard the prophecy, that his daughter is destined to wield great magic and to raise an army to defeat King Evil and everyone sees her as this great hope for the future, but he can only see his baby girl taking her first steps. So, he flees the town with her, trying to take her somewhere outside of King Evil’s control but more importantly, somewhere where no one has ever heard of that prophecy about her. Because sure, maybe he’s going against fate and dooming a kingdom but he’ll be damned if he lets his daughter be raised somewhere she feels like she has to set off against this king at earliest possible opportunity, somewhere she’ll never get to be a child really, somewhere that has people that say they love her but will throw her into danger once they can justify it
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Getting drunk would be cool rn
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once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that’s puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.
and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.
It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball because of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).
Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.
They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.
My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.
That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.
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