#i think shes gonna look SO fucken cute

[cupidscrule]

BUNNY TRAP

Stepdad!Leon X Fem!Reader

Cw - p in v, daughter chasing after dad, stepcest, noncon(?) Unprotected

WRD- 1.5k

You always knew your dad was hot, total babe back in the 2000's ever since you were a kid your friends always gushed over him, and it was fair, always thought it was gross though. Like he's YOUR dad, stepdad yeah but he still raised you, sure he had a cute face, big arms, his pornstar tits were an add on. But he was Dad, nothin' more, But fuck the way he cups your cheek when your sad, hugs you, gives you that awkward Dad kiss. Just makes you yearn for him, which is wrong you know it's wrong but it's like that itch.

Your friends are always tellin' you how lucky you are, not only is Dad hot, he's nice y'know? Real good dad, picks you up everyday, gets you real nice things. Best guy honestly can see why Mom picked him!

"Hi kiddo, you wanted to check out that new place-?" Dad said opening your bedroom door, stupid fucken smile on his dumb hot face

'bury your face in my tits'

"Oh no -! It's okay- really I'm real tired"

'fuck me till I can't breathe'

"Huh- alright, come down soon dinners gonna be ready, and sorry Moms not home yet she said she'd be here in a few weeks 'k?"

'i wanna scream your name'

"Oh it's alright, and of course dad!"

With that he left, shutting the door halfway, dick move but it probably wasn't on purpose, the smell of his colone in the room, only imagining Dad stuff you up. God your disgusting, this is dad. Fourth something year old DAD, since when did you have these thoughts about him, as a kid sure you always thought he was cute 'ohhb I would totally date someone as big and strong as my Daddy!'

But it was LIKE, not actually him. But you can't stop thinkin' about him, wanting Dad to shove your face in the mattress pull on your hair, do the shit they do in pornos. Nasty thoughts, feeling gross and hot imagining all the shit you wanna do with the poor guy, as he just stood there not knowin' thinking your his innocent little daughter who could do no wrong! Oh no she would never have sex before marriage! Oh no my little girl doesn't even cuss!

Yeah right Dad, mhm. Actin' like in middle school my friends weren't blushing over you, whenever you walked in.

Fucken idiot, your little girls not pure, she's not good. She ain't innocent, hell she fantasizes about fucken you every day. It doesn't matter, nothings ever gonna come of this right? Just walk downstairs, eat dinner with dad and go back in your room and sleep it off.

"Sweetiee you finnaly came, how was your day?" Dad says sitting across from you, he didn't even cook. Fucken liar this was clearly some bullshit from a 4 star restaurant he just put on a plate. "Oh it's fine, nothin' much." You say staring at the table, trying to distract yourself from him, how he smells, how he sits, how he opens his mouth, the way he moves his bangs out of his dumb face, his breath. The intoxicating feeling of just bein' near him now.

"Are you okay?"

"Why'd you ask that? You know I'm always fine-" you say in response, playing with your fingers, avoiding his gaze. God feels like a crush in primary school, messin' up words and giggling to your friends about the fastest guy. "You just don't seem like yourselfer Hun, you can always talk to me you know that?" He says, feeling his eyes on you, not in a creepy way more an endearing way which somehow made your entire situation worse. "yeah- I know, don't worry it's fine!" You mumble, lookin' up at him, god he really was dreamy, just wanting him to- NO no more fantasy's.

You finish up, so does he. He just gives you that concerned Dad look before you get up and run back up the stairs like a bitch and lock yourself in your room, typing into Google

'how to stop liking your dad'

'is it normal to have a crush on your dad'

'is it illegal to fuck your step dad'

Jesus Christ your search history, just laying on your side in your bed. Thighs squeezed together tryna' stop thinking about dad, you've seen him shirtless before. Yeah you felt a little hot in your core before, anytime he hugged you you felt so- just so warm. Not the lovey Awee dad and daughter warm, more like if your boyfriend hugged you nice and tight! Feels good, feels warm and fuzzy, pit in your stomach that can only be filled by one thing.

Tossin' and turnin' it's only 6:00pm shit, Dad's still downstairs probobly watching some old movie, he really likes thoughs for some reason, and westerns it's kinda creepy but your the one who wants to fuck him so you really can't be judging. your thoughts are too much to bare, a girl can only last so long on the edge, panties soaked thinking about shit, and hell when you can actually recreate what you want, Nothing's stopping you. Other then ethics but who even cares anymore, walking downstairs to Dear ol' Daddy, bingo.

"Mm- Dad-? Can I talk to you?" You mutter walking up behind the sofa he's laying in, playing with your fingers, how do even address this like,

'Oh yeah dad! Can you just bend your daughter over and fuck her till she's blubbering nonsense, you raised her since she was seven but y'know !!'

No.

"Hm, yeah of course, what's the problem bunny?" He says sitting up, glancing behind him to your miserable face, little frown on your lips. He raises a brow seeing your face, you felt all fuzzy feeling your throat get dry, the hell were you supposed to do?

"Uh Dad, can- can you come upstairs" you mutter looking at him, feeling your chest get heavy. Of course dear Daddy doesn't wanna disappoint you so he gets up and walks over to ya

"What's wrong, Hun?" He says, so sweetly fuck. Looken' all concerned for you, just fall into his chest, even though Dad was in shape he had fatass boobs, real nice to put your face in whenever he hugged ya. Just like always as a concerted Daddy does he puts an arm around you, pulling you nice and tight, "Baby?" He says in that same voice, pullin' your face away from his body, looking down at you.

"Can- can we just sit down" you say grabbing his hand forcefully and leading him to the nice leather sofa, you didn't know much about Mom but she really liked expensive shit and this was the only thing at home she bought..

You push him onto his back, his head resting on the arm, he looked kinda confused, like a puppy! You crawl over on top on him, ass rested on his lower pelvis. "Hey Bunny this is a little- whats wrong?" Dad says trying to carefully lift you off of him, awe stupid Daddy actin' like you're just gonna listen to him

"Dad just let me do this- please, you love me right?" You say looking at him in the eyes, pout on your stupid lips, he just nods slowly as a response. Unzippin' his jeans, wow this really is a shitty porno plot.

'Cute stepdaughter seduces and fucks her Dad while Mom isn't home!'

Jesus Christ you fucking creep.

With his pants open pulling out is fat cock, he wasn't hard which kinda hurt, you were being all cute and all dad did was just sit and stare in shock. Like sure you were gropen him and stuff but he could put some effort in it? Whatever doesn't matter-? You sit on his thighs pulling off your night pants, your panties were already wet from earlier, sadly it seemed Dad didn't really wanna reinact your fantasy so you gotta do all the work, flicking your garments to the side, crawling back onto him. Placing your hips over his Dick, and taking it in, feeling his tip touch your cervix "Mm- fuck-" you murmer, taking a second before getting used to it, slowly moving your hips back and forth, feeling ever little movement. It was euphoric, hands on his chest, looking at his face he looked like he was trying to not enjoy it, but you could tell he was. You felt his breath get heavier anytime you went faster, such a good boy.

His fat dick bruising your womb, your walls squeezing against him, you could hear Dad muttering curse words under his breath, made you feel kinda better about this whole thing. Going to your high and getting that numbing feeling, stomach felt warm, brain all fuzzy and messy collapsing onto him, feeling that warm stuff leaking out of you, pulling yourself off Dad, laying on his chest, glancing up at him, seeing his flushed and disturbed face, awe it was so cute!

He probably felt horrible but you felt amazing, fuck best experience. Putting your arms aside his

"I love you Dad.." you spout into his shirt

"Your Mother can't hear about this B-bunny.." he replies, putting one of arms on your back, you could feel his chest go up and down so cute.

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[ncteez]

not a virgin (h.v.c)

Vernon, a friend of your friend spills his spicy sex life and accidentally reveals to an entire group of near-strangers (including you) that he’s had sex one and a half times and that it was sick.

or the one where despite vernon not being a virgin, he is somehow more of a virgin than an actual virgin. 

ao3 | minors dni! | kindly leave feedback and reblog, i will kiss your forehead so fucking fast if you do. 

WORDCOUNT― 4.7k

PAIRING― vernon x afab reader

CONTENT― inexperienced vernon, playful reader, he’s super cringe and lame, mentions of minghao liking to get pegged, mentions of wonwoo believing that the clit doesn’t exist and spreading the info to vernon, the reader just wants to get vernon laid again (by her)

NOTE― he is a loser and I want him. this was written like, so fucking fast so if you see typos pls do not tell me, i’ll cry. also, sorry if the smut is bad. 

smut tags under cut:: 

smut tags― sub(ish) and desperate vernon, unprotected sex (this isn’t safe considering they don’t know each other that well but we are just gonna pretend they both get tested and she’s on the pill thanks), guided oral (fem receiving), reader doesnt get to come, pet name: cute/cutie, tiny amount of nipple touching, vernon is pussy drunk and comes for a LONG time, he also comes rly fast lmao

~

 The first thing you thought about Vernon when your mutual friend Mingyu started inviting him to the regular group hangouts was, hey, this guy is pretty friendly albeit kind of awkward. You thought he would come around, and boy did he. 

             You’re lounging on the floor of Mingyu’s living room with some five other familiar faces when the conversations get interesting. It wasn’t shocking that the host gets laid whenever he feels like it, and it’s even less shocking that Minghao suggests to the group that as a man, being pegged is a great and fun activity to try with your loved one. What was shocking, for some reason, was learning that Vernon got laid exactly one time in his life and has also had one “handjob” (it was through his pants). Given, the dude seems kind of shy, you expected with a body like his he would have at least gotten laid four or five times by now, considering being in his mid-twenties and all. 

 “You’re joking,” Minghao deadpans, looking directly at Vernon with a look of confusion, “did you even get off?”

             Vernon pauses, avoiding eye contact with pretty much everyone in the room. 

 “No,” he starts, fiddling with his hands and trying to laugh it off, “but to be fair, I don’t think she did either. Was still pretty sick though.”

 “To be fair?!” Seungcheol pipes in with a disgusted voice, “you can barely even call that fucking! You just stuffed it in and were like ‘I am laid’?! Do you even know where the clit is?”

 “The clit is a myth, it’s true! Mingyu told me!” Vernon shouts, preparing to pull out his phone to google it himself. 

 Mingyu, who has licked at least eight clits in his life, narrows his eyes at Vernon, “I did not tell you that.” 

 “Wonwoo then!” 

             Wonwoo isn’t here right now. 

 “It was definitely Wonwoo.”

           Your snort at the antics, eyeballing Vernon from your spot on the floor. You may have only known him for two or three weeks now, strictly through group hangouts but still, for some reason, you’re feeling endeared by his lack of fuckenings. It’s not like you just run around trying to bang dudes and get in their pants, but it’s also not like you’re unattracted to Vernon. If anything, you may have a tiny interest in men being inexperienced enough to praise you for the bare minimum. 

             The night continues like this, with a stray joke thrown at Vernon and his face turning an entirely different shade, and a lot more stories of sex that he’s never experienced. You wonder what it will take for him to like, you know, walk you home or something. Given, Mingyu is usually the one to do it or just suggests you crash on his couch.

             Trying to get closer to him, you offhandedly defend him every time the group of friends mocks him, and as the hours pass with your friends you find his eyes on you more and more. Maybe he can’t navigate a woman’s body, but he appears to know exactly what a hint is, and he’s not making it too difficult for you to show a slight interest in him. 

             By now it’s around two in the morning, which is far later than you usually stay at Mingyu’s house unless you crash on his couch, and everyone is starting to slip their shoes near the door. Vernon hangs back a bit to whisper talk at Mingyu, and you kind of stand in the area between the door and the living room kind of waiting for Vernon to get up and leave too.

 “You heading out too?” Mingyu finally asks towards you, lifting a finger in front of Vernon as if to tell him to hold his thought for a moment. 

 “Yeah,” you respond, scratching your head and swaying a bit awkwardly.

 “I’ll walk you home in a sec,” Mingyu continues, looking over to Vernon and finishing whatever conversation they were having before standing to his feet and grabbing his jacket, “you know you could always just sleep here, it’s pretty late.”

 “Actually, to save you the trip, it looks like Vernon is heading out. He can just take me home?”

             Mingyu looks at you for a second and then shrugs, turning to look at Vernon.

 “What?” Vernon asks as you both look at him. He apparently didn’t hear either of you through his very loud thoughts of practically being a virgin in a room full of whores.

 “She’s gotta walk home, why don’t you drive her?” Mingyu asks him, placing his jacket back down and reaching to you for a hug. 

 “Uh–” Vernon starts, looking at you as he feels his face flush. Woah, a woman wants him to drive her home? Nice. “Yeah, cool.”

             You smile, now racking your brain for how to get him to come inside with you. 

 “I only live like fifteen minutes by foot from here, it’s not the safest place at night though, I guess?” You admit, looking at Vernon and the way he comes up to you and Mingyu all stiff-like.

 “That’s fine, I’d rather you not have to walk,” he keeps his cool as he looks at you, and then rolls his eyes over to Mingyu, “no one would mug you if they saw you, no wonder you walk her home.”

             With that, Mingyu ushers the two of you out and locks his door behind him. It’s a bit awkward being alone with Vernon for the first time without a group of other people with you and you wonder how he plans to navigate the situation. 

 “Over here,” Vernons guides you with a point to his car, “let me get the door.”

             He does, opening your door for you and watching you seat yourself inside before closing it for you. He’s polite, and quite good looking, some part of you wonders if he’s lying about his sex life to seem humble. His car isn’t shitty, it’s clean when he turns on his car the music he has playing is nice, and he even turns on your seat warmer even if the drive is less than like, six minutes. 

 “So,” you start, trailing off in your thoughts as you look out the window and then turning your head toward him, “you’ve never gotten off with another person before?” 

             Straight to the point, no reason to tip-toe around it. The way he nearly choked out in response is really embarrassing, but you like it.

 “What?” He asks, clearing his throat and gripping the steering wheel for dear life. 

 “You’ve really never gotten to like, come on someone? Or in someone?” You ask again, a little too casually for him to assume you’re joking.

 “I don’t know how I’m supposed to answer that,” he stares dead ahead, realizing you haven’t even given him directions to your house and he’s just sitting at this empty cross-roads pretending he should be paying attention to the road. 

 “Straight ahead, turn when you pass the middle school, I’m like the third house on the left.” You offer, narrowing your eyes at him with a smirk.

             He starts driving again, way under the speed limit as he listens to you ask another flooring question.

 “Do you want to come on someone?” You ask, leaning a bit towards him, “or in someone?”

             When he turns his face to look at you for a split second, just to see if your joking, he literally cannot read your face. 

 “Are you fucking with me right now?” He asks, seeing the middle school come into view, “because if you’re trying to set me up with a friend or something, I’m in.”

             You chuckle, leaning even closer and blowing against the shell of his ear. Is it safe to do this to a fucking simp while he’s driving? Probably not, but it’s past two in the morning and the roads are empty.

 “I was referring to me,” you whisper against his ear, “because you’re cute.”

             The way he pressed on the gas was enough of an answer, and you laugh at him for completely missing the turn to your street as you pull back.

 “My house is that way.” You joke, pointing your thumb to the missed turn and starting to get excited. 

 “Ah, fuck, sorry.” He sighs, pulling into an empty parking lot and turning around. 

             He feels embarrassed by his reaction, but like, this is kind of huge for him. Not only is he about to get laid for the second time in his entire life but it’s by someone who is implying he finally gets to orgasm? And you’re hot? It’s like his cock instantly got hard the second you implied it. 

 “You’re really not fucking with me, right?” He asks again, this time driving slowly and finding the missed turn, “Like, you’re not gonna just tease me about it and go tell Mingyu how un-laid I am?”

             You shake your head with a smile. 

 “No, I’m being serious. I’m gonna bring you to my room and show you a good time,” you explain, pointing to your house, “and you’re going to use your mouth to find the mythical clit.”

             His mouth?! On a pussy?! Fucking nice! 

 “Awesome.” Vernon confirms, ignoring the fact that you just snorted at his response.

 ~

             He’s nervous getting out of his car and watching you unlock your door. His eyes are scanning his immediate surroundings because god, it would be a nightmare if he got mugged or something on the doorstep of a girl who is about to let him avoid his right-hand tonight. 

 “So,” He starts, looking down and kicking his foot against the concrete of your porch, “what if I’m bad at it?”

 “Oh, you will be,” you laugh, but a bit more gently than if you were trying to be mean, “don’t worry about that though, I’ll love every second of it.”

             God, he fucking hopes you’re not lying. His hands are starting to clam up and he’s sure his cheeks are blushed in an embarrassing shade of what he wants to do right now. Even when he steps through your door, he feels like his legs are going to buckle and render him useless for your plans of the night. 

             You look at his stiff posture as he stands just inside of your door way and you’re pretty sure he’s gonna need step-by-step instructions from this point forward. You turn to lock your door, slip off your shoes, and then motion for him to do it. 

 “Relax, it’s not rocket science,” you try to encourage him, “get your shoes off and come with me.” 

             He looks at your smile and once again, his knees threaten to buckle under him as he tries to take his shoes off. He doesn’t remember being this nervous before his first time, nor was he during that awkward hand job but like, you’re experienced. He wonders what he did to deserve being the most inexperienced mid-twenties-year-old guy in the world. It’s so fucking embarrassing. 

             You guide him as soon as he gets his shoes off, taking him by the hand and practically dragging him to your room and closing the door.

 “Vernon, bed. Bed, Vernon.” You introduce in a half-joke, shoving him onto the bed and practically pouncing on him. 

             He blinks up at you from your mattress, his hair fanning out against your comforter, and honestly, the man looks so lost. You hover for a second, looking at him before straddling his hips and pushing his jacket off of him, enough to where he leans up a bit to shake it off and throw it over to the side. All while still looking at you like he’s hyper-focused. 

 “What do you want to do first?” You ask as you lift your shirt off of you, trying not to rush too much though, because the way he’s looking at you makes you feel entirely too desired and you don’t want that to end. 

 “Um,” his voice gets caught in his throat as his eyes now trail from your face to your chest. You can see him try and lift his arms to immediately grab, but he appears to be controlling himself, “kiss? Can we kiss?”

             Ah, of course. Cute, cute, cute. You grab his hand for him and place it directly onto your bra before leaning down and planting your lips against his. 

             They’re warm, and his bottom lip is plush enough to suck into your mouth for a split second before darting your tongue out. Surely he’s at least made out before, and he proves that to be a correct assumption when he kisses you back with just as much experience. His hand stays still against your chest though, no exploring, no roaming, not a rub, pinch, or grope. 

             As you kiss against him, allowing yourself to get heated up by the way he uses his tongue, you reach back to his hand and practically guide it under the bra, pressing his fingertips against the perked-up nub of your nipple and releasing the tiniest of sighs into his mouth.

             Jesus, he fucking forgot. Women moan when they feel good. They moan, and they make sounds, pretty sounds, pornographic sounds. You feel him twitch just under your ass and god, that’s all it takes? 

 “I bet if I did this–” You press yourself against him, sliding back with a harsh drag of fabric against him, “you could probably come, right?”

             He groans, wincing a bit at both the loss of your mouth and the intense pressure against his length. Sure, he definitely could. It’s actually kind of insane that he was never able to work himself to orgasm with that first girl, then again, she just kind of sat and was like “so, that’s it?”, got up, and then broke up with him. 

 “Yeah,” he chokes out, pressing his fingers against your nipple himself now and staring down at your body. His eyes flick back up to yours shortly after, trying to ignore the fact that his hips are starting to move on their own despite the pain of his denim pants rubbing against him, “but–”

 “Don’t worry, you’re not going to come yet.” You smile, lifting up and listening to a little sob leave him from another wave of pleasure running through his body at your ass sitting flush against him. You unsnap your bra this time and he could honestly start drooling at the weight of your tit in his hand, honestly, he could.

 “Let's get your clothes off too, just to save the trouble later.” You instruct this time, pulling yourself away from him and watching, yet again, how he lets out another little sob at the loss of pleasure and tits. 

             You feel so powerful right now, with him entirely at your mercy and probably very willing to do just about anything to get his dick wet. This is why you love when a man is inexperienced. You’re not being talked down to, you’re not being treated like shit, you’re not being coo’d at for essentially smothering yourself on someone’s cock. Not that you dislike that, you just would prefer to have a man do it for you from time to time. Only, you don’t treat them like shit, in fact, you’re sure he might just decide to fall in love with you after this. 

 “Take them off,” you look at him after slipping your own pants off and keeping your panties on, “shirt too please.”

             He does just as you ask, unzipping and unbuttoning his pants at lightning speed before kicking them off the end of your bed, and then lifting his shirt off in one swift motion.

 “Damn,” you scan your eyes over his body, “how do you now have women throwing themselves at you?”

             To be fair, you’re kind of throwing yourself at him. He shrugs though, ultimately wanting to stop with the small talk and start with the–uh–fucking. 

             It’s not long after that that you finally crawl onto the bed, this time lying against your pillows and looking at him. He looks a bit confused, but lifts himself up and looks back at you.

 “Come here.” you pat the bed between your legs, spreading them further for him to slot himself between them. 

             At first, he gets between your legs and appears to be attempting to lean down and kiss you again, but his eyes freeze at your chest before looking back up at you.

 “There’s a lot you wanna do, I can tell,” you smile, reaching your hand into his hair and scratching against his scalp. He closes his eyes at the soft sensation, nearly leaning into it before realizing that he’s being pulled down to your face level. “This first though, yeah?”

             He blinks at you, still as lost as he was before as you slowly guide him lower, lower, and lower until he’s got his face directly between your legs. He still looks up at you from down there and, god, okay. Vernon definitely has no idea what to do, which is both endearing and frustrating. Oh well, you guess.

             You look at him and smile, winking once before essentially pressing his face directly against your dampened panties. You can tell he still has no idea what the fuck he’s doing down there, but he does have his tongue out and he’s definitely grinding himself against nothing as you hold his face there. It’s only another moment later when you reach down and shove your panties to the side, gripping his hair slightly harder and guiding his face up a bit. Enough to where you know his lips sit directly over your clit. 

 “Lick.” You instruct, rolling your hips against his mouth as he does just that. 

             It feels warm and wet when he does it, and it takes everything in you not to ask him to lay back so you can sit on his face and essentially ride his tongue until he’s swallowing up your arousal. Thankfully, you have patience, and instead of doing that, you moan for him.

             Guiding his head up and down in short and quick motions, you press your hips further against his tongue and let out another moan, this time actually feeling incredibly turned on by the way he both licks and suckles against the bud without really knowing how good it feels for you.

 “Right there,” you groan out, holding his head in place as he flicks his tongue, “that’s the clit.”

             It’s almost laughable how fast he breaks free from the grasp in his hair just to lean his head back to see it for himself. You chuckle at it, still rolling your hips, showing yourself off for him. This time you allow him to go on his own though, and he’s definitely a quick learner. 

             Instantly he’s licking directly against your clit, straying for a few moments to lick a stripe up your folds, but always landing right back at your clit and focusing most of his attention there. 

 “Keep doing that, fuck–” you compliment him, stilling your hips and feeling the way he grabs your legs with both hands just to hold you in place so that he can bury himself further in, licking pretty much every single part of you before sucking and flicking his tongue yet again against your clit.

             With all the porn he surely watches to know that he should do that, you’re shocked he genuinely didn’t know where the clit was. 

             Rushing only slightly, you reach down to his hair and pull his head back, guiding him straight back up to your mouth before kissing him much harder than you did before. Men always love it when you taste yourself on them, and Vernon is no different when he moans into the kiss and instantly presses himself against your heat. 

             Your panties are slowly sliding back into place by the time you finish licking against his tongue, and when you pull back to look at him, he still looks like a deer in headlights.

 “If you fuck me now, I’ll go down on you in the morning–” you offer, and god he didn’t even have to think twice before he’s frantically nodding his head and leaning back on his heels. He doesn’t look down at himself, and he definitely ignores the fact that he will probably orgasm within a total of three seconds if you let him do what you’re asking. 

 “You want me on top?” You ask, already moving from your position and waiting for him to lay down, “I said I’d make you come, didn’t I?”

             He smiles, lying himself down again much as you had him originally. 

 “You don’t talk much, hm?” You ask this time, moving around on the bed until you’re beside him. You slip his boxers off fairly quickly and slip your own panties off as you wait for him to respond. 

 “I’ll say something stupid if I do,” he admits, watching you come back to his side, “I don’t want to ruin the m–”

             He’s cut off by you grabbing his cock with one hand and pumping up and down much like he would on his own. “Oh,” he groans, “okay, shit–” he mutters again.

 “There you go, keep talking. It’s cute.” You encourage, letting him now fuck up into the circle of your fist and watching the way he bites against his lower lip at the pleasure.

 “Can’t believe you let me eat you out,” he starts, eyes closing as he continues to lose himself in your hand, “didn’t know it would taste so good, like, I think I get why Mingyu always talks about eating pussy–”

 “Okay, enough talking,” you chuckle, leaning down a bit to lick against the head of his cock once, before holding the base and looking at him. “Do you want to come in me?”

             He nods frantically, breathing in deep and memorizing the way your hand feels around him, you know, for future purposes. 

             It’s like you give him no time at all to feel the loss of your hand when you sink down on him without hesitation. You knew it would knock the breath out of him, and boy did it. 

 “Okay, you can talk now,” you sigh out yourself now, feeling that he’s actually a pretty good size and could easily make you scream if he knew how to do it, “go on, talk.”

             You know he can’t, especially with the way he practically goes cross-eyed when you swirl your hips around and stretch yourself out on him. In fact, he’s so lost in it that all he can do is grip your hip with one hand and nearly rip your comforter with the other. He doesn’t even know what to do, because eating you out turning him on far more than actually being inside of that last girl, and then the way you jerked him off had his brain nearly spinning. You didn’t even warn him so he could prepare for how wet and warm your pussy feels around him. 

             Just as soon as it started, you’re pretty sure it’s about to be over. You’re watching him as you sit, his cock buried into you, and he’s just lying there whimpering. Part of you wonders if he knows he’s practically crying right now, but you don’t mind. You clench, and he lets out a little broken sob, you lift a little, and he sobs a bit louder, and then you finally lift all the way until he’s nearly pulled out of you before sitting again.

 “Oh, fuck,” he moans, his other hand shooting to your other hip and holding you down on him, “stop moving, please–”

             You tilt your head, incredibly attracted to his voice right now.

 “I thought you wanted to know what it’s like to come inside of me?” You ask mockingly, lifting again before sliding back down on him. His hands grip you even harder after that, trying to hold you down on him with a bit more force.

 “I do–” he chokes out, trying to argue with you for some reason, “just–hold on.”

             You still yourself on him, clenching still just to work him up more. You know he just doesn’t want to come because then it’ll be over, but it’s not like you don’t intend to let him try again tomorrow morning anyway.

 “Relax, you can fuck me again.” You smile, leaning down to kiss his slack lips.

             That appeared to have done it for him, because instantly he shoots one hand to your chest, the other to your cheek, and he’s kissing you so hard that you know he’s about to just let himself go. Boy does he, snapping his hips up slowly at first before picking up the pace and very clearly chasing that orgasm he’s never gotten to have with another person before.

             You hover a bit for him, allowing him to fuck up into you, and it causes your lips to slide against his at a strange pace, one where your teeth clink together, one where his moans don’t get swallowed up by your own, one where his lips go right back to falling open, slack against your own as he presses his hips impossibly deeper into you so he can do just as you said he would get to.

             The way he falls apart is so pretty. You pull back sitting harder against the pressure of his length pulsing inside of you to look at him. His hand falls from your chest, and the other falls to your waist as he releases for what you can imagine is the longest orgasm you’ve ever seen a man have. His eyes are closed, brows showing immense relief, mouth still open as he releases almost no sound at all.

             God, he’s fucking gone and it’s honestly the greatest thing you’ve ever seen a man do when he’s under you. You can’t help but fall forward again, this time against his ear and whispering. 

 “You look so good when you come,” you moan softly for him, knowing full well that he still hasn’t felt what it’s like to make a woman orgasm, “lucky me for being the first to see it.”

             His ears are ringing but he hears you so clearly, and just as his orgasm subsides, he practically clings to you, pulling you down and against him in such a bruising hug that all you can do is chuckle at how sweet it is. 

             His breath is uneven, but his cheeks are a light shade of pink and you’re entirely fixated on how bad he is at sex, but also insanely willing to fuck him over and over again, all the way until he has the skill to have you reacting this way. 

 “Good?” You ask, lifting from his hug and slowly slipping him out of you.

 “Mhm,” he hums, dazed, “you said we could do it again?”

             You laugh because of course that’s what he’s going to focus on.

 “You’ve still gotta make me come, cutie.”

             His eyes shoot open and instantly he’s nervous again. “Wait, you didn’t?”

 “Um, no?” You laugh, reaching over your bed and grabbing the shirt you’d taken off earlier to hold between your legs, since apparently he also doesn’t know that clean up is important too, and you should probably be in the bathroom right now. “can we talk while we clean up?”

             He nods, looking at you and feeling real fucking bad that he’s the only one who orgasmed.

 “No, but it’s not fair that I came and you didn’t–” He tries to argue as you clean yourself and then hand him a dampened cloth, “why didn’t you tell me?”

 “Relax, I was more focused on getting you off than myself. I still loved every second of it!”

 “But did you even feel good? God, why am I like this?” Vernon continues, shaming himself for doing exactly what you instructed. 

 “Oh my god, Vernon–” you stop him, grabbing his face with both hands and squishing his cheeks, “Stop talking, you’ll make me come plenty of times if you want, you’ve got my number.”

 “Wait,” he says between his squished cheeks, “I do?”

             You roll your eyes. Obviously he has the number of the girl he just came inside of.

 ~

#vernon smut #svt smut #seventeen smut #chwe hansol smut

[hughesmedicine]

just a bunch of swifties 7| t. zegras

trevor zegras x hughes reader

jabosml(masterlists)

ending this series and I’ve loved it so much so let’s end it with a bang🫶🏻 also tried to make it cute but it’s not them without joking, thanks for the support on the series this whole time🧡🥹

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ynzegras: surprise🥹❤️ but I love you baby and I couldn’t imagine marrying anyone other than you. I will forever be thankful for Jack introducing us even if I broke the no falling for friends rule it was worth it for you🧡

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jackhughes: oh my god.

| jamie.drysdale: i can’t tell if this is a good “oh my god” or a bad one🙅‍♀️

| ynzegras: it’s a good one, he’s running around the house screaming “im gonna be an uncle”

_alextorcotte: I need to know did trevor faint when you told him you’re pregnant?? Also congratulations bestie so happy for you and ig I’m happy for trevor!

| trevorzegras: why do you guys always circle back around to the fainting and thank you?

| ynzegras: he didn’t faint but he did run around the house screaming we’re having a baby and immediately told me we’re naming him/her taylor and thanks bestie, you better come around more!

| _alextorcotte: sounds about right but please don’t name it taylor and I’m on my way right now!

| jamie.drysdale: it’s too late for that but swiftie party?

| ynzegras: it’s not, I never agreed to it and yes swiftie party!

| trevorzegras: not listening, we’re naming it taylor.

| ynzegras: I’ll take this wedding ring off zegras.

| trevorzegras: we’re not naming it taylor and I’m joining this party.

lhughes_06 expect more visits from me now but congrats sis, so happy for you both!

| trevorzegras oh god no but thanks luke!

| lhughes_06 oh god yes** I think you put the wrong word💁‍♀️

| trevorzegras no I put the right word

| lhughes_06 @ynzegras get him in check pls

| ynzegras: on it, trevor you’re on the couch tonight and thanks moosey!

| trevorzegras lukes not allowed in the house anymore @/lhughes_06 bring a fucken tent when you come to visit.

elblue6: sweetie congrats (again!) I’m so happy for you both and I’m so glad to have an amazing son in law🥹❤️

| trevorzegras: I’m sobbing momma el I love you so much and best mom in law ever!!😭🧡

| ynzegras: thank you mom I love you!❤️

_quinnhughes: why am I finding out through an instagram post???

| eliaspettersson: no same wtf?

| ynzegras yikes shouldn’t have went out drinking

| _quinnhughes okay sorry that we wanted to have good time

| ynzegras a good time? You came home with Elias and immediately got into my bed hugged eachother and we all cried about our feelings which thank you for that, needed it

| eliaspettersson: so that’s why I woke up in trevors arms this morning 💀

anaheimducks omg congrats! Got a little duck coming soon🥹🧡

| ynzegras thank you and can’t wait till we get the little jersey for it!🧡

| trevorzegras she already ordered it

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trevorzegras: this will forever be my favorite day, I love you so much and I can’t wait till i can you my wife forever. Thank you for being the best lover to me and I wouldn’t change it for anything🧡 also can’t wait to hold our little ducking

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ynzegras: I can’t even type since I’m crying so much but I love you so much and I’m so excited for the years to come😭🧡

| _alextorcotte: looks like we’re here again but yes jamie and I can confirm she’s crying

| trevorzegras: this time I can confirm too!

| jackhughes comfort her man!

| jamie.drysdale and he’s supposed to be a good fiancé😐

| trevorzegras I am! Literally comforting her right now

dylanduke25 you made luke cry

| lhughes_06 you said you wouldn’t tell!!

| ynzegras: awe moosey come to my room group cry!

| lhughes_06 🏃‍♀️ coming!

anaheimducks little duckling😭🧡

| ynzegras it’s the cutest nickname ever!!😭

elblue6 best son in law!!🧡

| trevorzegras: oh I’m crying now

| _quinnhughes jack and I comforting him cause we’re crying too, jacks crying cause now him and trevor are related

canucks: congrats!!!

njdevils: little ducking will be getting a devils jersey from every player on the team!

| ynzegras jacks will be the favorite one!

| jackhughes I didn’t think I had any more tears left till I saw this comment

#trevor zegras #trevor zegras x hughes reader #jamie drysdale #alex torcotte #quinn hughes #luke hughes #jack hughes #ellen hughes

[slashingdisneypasta]

Horror Villains and: What They Would Put in the Hat

(The 7 Minutes in Heaven hat)

This was pretty much inspired by This post by @your-mxnd-is-mxne ! ^^

Warnings: Cursing and gore (As in limbs being put in the hat)

Animal the Cannibal: A potato peeler. BE CAREFUL.

Baby Firefly: A cute scrunchie. Put it in your hair!! She thinks you'll look so cute ^^ If you don't have hair/its too short, you can put it in hers! ^^ (So basically you win everything)

Billy Loomis: A folded up poster for the local cinema's horror night. They're playing Psycho, The Birds and then Psycho 2 Back-To-Back.

Bo Sinclair: Little plyers. he never leaves home without them, so you better give them back! Play nice and he may use them on you *cough*

Bubba Sawyer: A pig femur... its not clean...

Candyman: A little leather bound journal with his poetry in it. If he likes you, maybe he'll read you some!!

Captain Spaulding: A pamphlet for his shop! He'd just fucken love to show you around.

Carrie White: A pencil. She wasn't sure and she didn't have a whole lot on her! she hopes that's okay ^^

Chop Top Sawyer: His sunnies! Not his wig, that's special. But you got his glasses! He even wants to see you put them on.

Chucky Lee Ray: He put his whole damn shoe in there. I mean, he's a doll. Why not? // If he's in his human form, though, maybe... a... condom...

BONUS for @your-mxnd-is-mxne because its their idea in the first place ^^ Daddy Hall- *cough* I mean Doc Halloran!: Bullet casing. Its, oddly enough, the only thing that was in his pockets?? 😅 After all he is only here to hunt Leslie- see if you can distract him, though.

Dr Suave: A pack of tooth floss from his pocket. He's a dentist, what do you expect from him?

Drayton Sawyer: The keys to the chilly van (Its all he had on him). He's gonna want them back.

Freddy Krueger: A scrap oh his sweater and it turns to dirty brown dust as soon as you see what it is.

Granny Boone: Buckman's initialed handkerchief.

Harper Alexander: A twig that's been widdled a whole bunch. It may snap in your hand- don't you worry, he don't mind ^^

Inkubus: Ripped piece of paper with a backwards K scribbled into it. You get ink stains on your fingers.

Jack Dante: An action figure! Probably He-Man or something. You can play with it for now but you're gonna give it back when he goes home.

Jason Voorhees: A chunk of moss. Its squishy and fresh.

Jedidiah Sawyer: A tie! He's a well dressed man and always brings an extra XD

Jennifer Check: Cherry Coke Chapstick! You know she's that super cool person who had all the branded soda flavours. And she may even apply some to you~

Jerry Dandridge: His scarf. And its cold- why don't you wear it for a while?~ He's very charming. And this is the man you're gonna get stuck in a closet alone with for nearly 10 minutes! Goodluck-

Leslie Vernon: His mask. He's gotta spread the word!! Make sure people know who he is! This felt like a marketing opportunity.

Lester Sinclair: That grizzly lookin' knife of his. Listen to him chat about it and he'll love you forever.

Luda Mae Hewitt: Wooden spoon. Her logic? If she goes in there with someone iffy she can beat them with it.

Max Grief: Cassette tape out of his car. He wasnt sure what to really put in, so, *shrug*

Mayor Buckman: Boone's initialed handkerchief (Yeahhhh, they're cute like that XD).

Mental Manny: Straw twisted and bent into the shape of some satanic symbol. You feel uncomfortable holding it. But oh, he wants you to have it now~~ A gift.

Michael Myers: Someone's ear.

Mickey Altieri: A snack. Like a cookie from a vending machine or a pack of 2 minute noodles. You can have it, no worries.

Midnight Man: The page with the names on it. ... wanna play a game?

Miss Quinn: Her hand mirror. Come on now, sweetheart!!~ We'll make you look pretty.

Monty Hewitt: A screwdriver. You got anything he can fix up rela quick? He doesn't mind, if it means he can get away from Hoyt for a bit.

Otis B. Driftwood: You don't wanna know. I'm not telling you. Put it down.

Pamela Voorhees: Her drivers licence. She was looking in her wallet and thought it was logical- plus she sure as hell wasn't putting in her polaroid of Jason.

Patrick Bateman: His card, of course. Its so damn crisp- you get a paper cut.

Pennywise: A horn! Honk honk!

Rocco the Clown: Some poor bastard's kneecap. Yes. A kneecap. And I still won't tell you what Otis put in the hat.

Roman Bridger: A very fancy pen. The kind thats like 50 dollars for one. It's for signing contracts but he likes to show off that he has it.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: 'His' sheriff's badge! He wants you to comment on it, too- call him Sheriff Hoyt- stroke his ego. That's all he wants.

Stu Macher: A lollipop! You can have it, he's already sucking one. You two can have matching blue tongues!

Stuart Lloyd: Someone forced him to chuck in the USB that his little movie is on- he's terribly anxious about it and hope that you'll just give it right back and don't play it. Its not done...

DBD! The Clown: A little travel bottle with a suspicious liquid inside. He suggests that you drink it... I suggest you do not. Unless, you know, you're into it-

DBD! The Deathslinger: A wrench. He's a handy man and never leaves the house without his handy wrench!

The Djinn: ... the jewel...

DBD! The Huntress: A bunny ear from a bunny doll. She can do it herself but if you sew it back onto her dolly then you have a friend for life.

The Man (Hush): A switchblade. He's gonna want it back but (; you can keep it while you're in the closet with him if it makes you feel safer.

Taxidermist: Some kind taxidermists tool. Maybe a fleshing cone or a necker knife.

Thomas Hewitt: A pretty rock. 🪨

Vincent Sinclair: A notepad so he can talk to you if you don't know sign language ^^

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: A crushed can of coke. He doesn't carry shit around with him and he sure as fuck is not handing over his knife.

#Horror Villains x Reader #Horror Villains #Horror Villains and What They Would Put in the Hat #Horror Villains 7 Minutes In Heaven #Winslow Foxworth Coltrane #Foxy Coltrane #Vincent Sinclair #Thomas Hewitt #The Taxidermist #Taxidermist #Walter Harris #The Man (Hush) #DBD Huntress #DBD Anna #The Djinn #DBD Deathslinger #Caleb Quinn #DBD The Clown #Kenneth Chase #Jeffrey Hawk #Stuart Lloyd #Stu Macher #Sheriff Hoyt #Charlie Hewitt Jr #Roman Bridger #Rocco The Clown #Pennywise #Patrick Bateman #Pamela Voorhees #Otis B Driftwood

[gnrbitch]

Summer Break Pt.2- Sweet LA

Summary: Ice Breaker

Warnings: Profanity, Smoking

Y/n’s Outfit

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1986

“Oh my god Duff this is her?” Duffs girlfriend, Mandy spoke when she saw them enter the house.

“You’re the cutest little thing i’ve ever seen!” Y/n looked at her brothers blonde girlfriend with no emotion, looking back at Duff (who was standing behind her) then back at the girl, she spoke, “I’m Y/n”

“Even your name is cute! I’m Mandy, your brothers girlfriend”

“Cool. I like your… shirt” Y/n said giving Mandy a small smile.

“Thank you! Do you usually dress like that?” Mandy said looking at Y/n up and down

“Like what?” Y/n furrowed her eyebrows, was there something wrong with her outfit?

“Nothing! Like nothing” Duff said walking Y/n further into the house.

“This is where you’ll be sleeping, sorry it’s not much” He said showing Y/n a small bedroom with two twin beds on it. “Also i forgot to mention you’ll be sharing a room with Slash” He said as he watched his sister nod her head and walk in

“Is that okay?” He said turning to look at Slash, who was now standing besides him.

“Yea that’s cool” she said “Can i change? it’s fucken hot here”

“Yea. Go ahead”

Y/n slowly closed the door and put her bag down on the bed, then took a pack of cigarettes out, and put one in her mouth

Not yet lighting it, she walked over to the small window and opened it, letting in fresh air.

“Smells fucken musty” she mumbled to herself as she changed into a pair of jorts, and a tight blue adidas tee.

She finally lit the cigarette that was in her mouth, sitting down on the bed and just inhaled and exhaled.

Was she even gonna like LA? she thought, it was way out of her comfort zone, the people here were too egotistical. Plus what’s up with Duff? Y/n thought about that moment in the car where he completely embarrassed her, especially in front of his friends.

Ashing a bit of her cigarette, she put her black & white superstars back on (She was wearing white socks, and she didn’t wanna dirty them).

Cigarette in her mouth, she walked out and sat herself in between Izzy and Steven, the room being completely silent.

“Sooo” Y/n said looking around the room, taking a hit of her cigarette “Are you guys always this quiet”

“No, this is just awkward” Axl said

“It is huh” Y/n said fluffing her hair up

“So do you have a boyfriend back home?” He said putting his legs up on the coffee table

“Nah” Y/n said shaking her head, taking the last hit of her cigarette, putting it out “I’m not the boyfriend type”

“Girlfriend?” Axl said, a smile peaking from the corner of his mouth

“No” Y/n let out a little laugh “Definitely not the girlfriend type”

“But you’re so cute! Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” Mandy spoke up

“She just said she’s not the boyfriend type Mandy” Axl said rolling her eyes

“Yea… but why?” she said looking at the girl sitting across from her

“I’m not sure” Y/n said shrugging

“Boys suck that’s why” Duff said

Y/n laughed

“Hey no we don’t” Steven huffed

“Yea you guys swallow too” Y/n said, bursting into laughter

She quieted down as soon as she saw everyone giving her an odd look

“Not funny?” she asked

“I feel like it was funny but i’m not too sure” Slash said

“I don’t know how to feel about these kind of jokes” Duff said shaking his head

“um” “okayyy then” Y/n said awkwardly

“So do you still play?” Duff asked, trying to get over the fact his sister just made a sex joke

“Sort of, I haven’t been playing too much”

“Why not?”

“Wait what do you play?”

Duff and Slash asked Y/n at the same time

“Guitar” she looked over at Slash, then back to Duff

“I’ve just been doing stuff for the other bands”

“what! like what?” Duff said freaking out

“Chill dude” Y/n said rolling her eyes “I’m not a groupie if that’s what you were thinking”

“I just design their flyers, but i play with them one in a while”

“Do you have them?” Slash asked

“What the flyers?”

“Yea”

“Yea they’re in my bag, hold on” Y/n said getting up to go grab her notebook from her bag

Putting the book down on the table, she spoke

“You guys could look through them, i gotta go piss”

She walked away before turning back around “Where’s the bathroom?”

“Last door” Duff said pointing into the hallway of his tiny apartment.

“okay”

“Dude look at this one!” Slash said turning the page to a heavy guy with a fro and his face melting, with ‘Melvins Again’ written on the top.

“Y/nn these are fucken dope” Slash said with a cigarette in his hand

“Thanks” “Can i have one?” Y/n said pointing to Slashs cigarette pack

Slash turned to look at Duff, who just nodded his head.

“Thanks” she said as he gave her one, lighting it for her

“I like this one” Steven said holding up the book a little kid with a small body and a big head, bitting a huge apple with ‘Bite the apple, Mother Love Bone” written at the top & bottom.

“That one’s one of my favorites” Y/n smiled “I have a fat juicy crush on their guitarist” she laughed as she saw Duff whip his head to her

“Is he cute?” Mandy asked

“Yea, he’s a bit of a square though”

“aw! what’s his name?”

“Stone”

“Weird fucken name” Slash spoke moving his hair out of his face

“Says the guy named Slash” Y/n smiled at him

“Woah! i’ll have you know my name is very fucken cool”

“Sure, coolest name ever” she said, still smiling, but with a sarcastic tone in her voice

“So why don’t you date him?” Axl asked

“I am dating him”

“But i thought you said you weren’t the boyfriend type”

“I’m not”

“Weird” Izzy said

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Part 2!! Just wanted to make this one a little ice breaker moment, but I promise there’s more to come!! Hope u guys enjoyed 😘😘😘

#slash #guns n' roses #axl rose #duff mckagan #slashfanfic #guns n roses fanfic #izzy stradlin #guns n roses imagine #slash fanfiction #slash gnr #steven adler #axl rose fic #izzystradlinfic #steven adler fic #duffmckaganfic #saul hudson #gnr imagine #izzy gnr #gnr fanfiction #gnr fic

[anonymousstoryteller2000]

Joseph quinn head cannons part 2!!

Part 1

Masterlist

Mouthing "I love you" to eachother across the room

Cooking dinner together (turns into a food fight)

He let's you wear his jackets (secretly he really likes the brown leather one on you it compliments you eyes)

Painting and wine dates 🤧probably in the living room he would probably try to paint something very cool like a sunset but gets all mad when he ruts in the colors to much so he just paints a smiley face overs it and signs it and gives it to you for a early birthday present as joke." It's from the heart love take it"

He would try to be romantic and do the scene from Lady and the tramp but yall end up bumping heads or biting eachother lips NOT very fun

Says he doesn't snore so you prove him wrong when you take a video of him snoring while he sleeping his comeback are always the same "why you recording me while im sleeping ay"

Loves when you wear his clothes to sleep especially his botton up shirts with lace panties

If your short( like me )when you get on his nerves he will put your favorite snack or your phone on the highest shelf in yalls house and act like he doesn't know where it is "dont look at me I would never do that once again ask the dog!"

His morning voice is rusty and deep and he knows you love his morning voice so he will go to your ear and whisper you to wake up "morning love" "time to get " "baby come on" "no you can't have me for breakfast"

Sence he has anxiety he would probably play with your hands or squeeze your knee as comfort

Really good at cooking but not at baking

Trys to do your makeup or test it for himself but doesn't know what is what "why is it called a booty blender" babe!! I got the powder in my eye agian " "why are my lips tingling "

Going back to reality TV shows if he ever got invested in them you'll see a whole new side of him "fucken hell just slap her already " love get the wine my cup is about to be empty!!!" Babe you saw that she trusted him and he slept with her sister who does that" (get angry and riots at the tv )

Random late night thought with joe "babe can pigs see the sky " if we met when we where younger would have we been friends" do you know fire trucks are actually water trucks" finger are wired like did are arms slip into smaller arms"

Randomly stare into your eyes for a couple of seconds and walk away( kind of like the picture ^^)

Leave hand written notes around the house for you

Loves giving you hugs from behind

Loves the morning but hates the sunlight

Very protective of you when it comes to yall being out and fans or paparazzi comes up to yall

It's very dramatic when he's over stuffs himself "God I should have never eaten that much" "baby catch me I'm gonna faint"

Lives trying out new foods

He hates how his mom and you tease him about baby photo " I was a cute baby alright God " mum mum that enough don't need her running away from me"

Daily jogs but never goes as planned "we barely left the front door how are you tired" " sweetheart I told you to pee before we left....never again...never agian"

Sometimes feels guilty for blaming the dog for everything he goes to the dogs bed and sit himself down "look we gotta have a chat yea look I'm sorry that I keep blaming you for what I do but your way cuter then me so if I blame it on you she won't get mad but I'm my case I think she already caught on"

Randomly jokes about having kids with you in the future "imagine a mini use running around right now " "yeah I said it they would definitely have my hair"

Love naps

He only cries when you're around he loves how he can have a person to lean on when he's feeling stressed "I loves my fans their lovely but I'm just so tired"

505 from Arctic Monkeys is probably yours song

Good at cooking but not good at baking

He loves catching you watch edit of him it make him feel very lucky "ay what you watching their"

If it's really cold he will make sure your bundled up cause he doesn't want to hear you complaining later "breath from you noise then" just waddle like a penguin you got it babe"

Gets all mushy in the knees if he see you holding a baby

Buys you flowers everytime they die

Helps eachother what to wear that day mostly he will fit the color groups you have on

Dancing in the rain but the one of yall slip and fall and ruins the whole mood

House hunting

Makes fun of eachother in the rudest way possible to see who gets offended first (obviously it's him first)"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW LADY"

Alway keep a small comb on him for his hair

Love putting his hands in your back pocket

Takes a couple of clothes home from his photo shoot csuse he over heard you saying you loved the outfit he was wearing to his stylist

He is the big spoon but secretly likes being the small spoon sometimes

Alway has to have you in his arms when yall are asleep and if you get up in the middle of he night he get all whiney and sad "baby where you going" okay I'm giving you 30 seconds hurry please"

When you have a bad dream will alway try to help in the bets way possible even knowing he can't really do anything about it but as long as your smiling your alright "well do you want to to go inside you head and kill him myself cause I wil...I will 😡"

Have a book yall read before you get ready for the day and before bed (mostly like a novel or muder mystery)

When you asleep he loves cuddle you from the back whispering in your ear "don't worry I'm never letting you go "

#joseph quinn x reader #joe quinn #joesph quinn #joe q #joseph quinn x you #joseph quinn #joseph x reader #joe quinn x y/n #joesph q #joesph quinn x reader #joesph quinn head cannons

[nobody7102]

Hey 👋

I love your Charlie blurbs and I was thinking about Charlie being a personal assistant and slowly falling in love with his boss (his boss finding it cute)

I just know he would be flustered most of the time :)

God what a soft boy, he wouldn’t even realize it either.

Charlie’s voluntarily staying late, even after you tell him he can go home for the third time. “Nope, you are my boss and as your assistant it is my job to make sure you don’t overdo it” he claims.

So the two of you start having mini Dinners together, one of you orders food for the both of you and you eat it in your office while Charlie asks about what you’re doing that’s making you stay so late. It’s such a weekly ritual for the two of you that Harper and Duncan start to become concerned that it’s another “Rick” situation but he cuts down that tree right away.

“No no no, they’re not making me stay. In fact they told me twice last night to go home” he reassured as he sipped his beer.

“Okay then why didn’t you come home?” Duncan hummed “not that I fully minded” he muttered

“Well I did mind” Harper interjected “you said we were gonna check out that new bar and you totally ditched me”

He just shrugged “I didn’t come home because I felt like staying, they even ordered food. For the both of us. And we ate the food, in her office” he emphasized the last part “it was the greasiest and most delicious pizza I’ve ever had” he exclaimed

“Oh my god” Harper laughed looking at Duncan “do you see that’s what’s going on” she smiled as Duncan nodded

Furrowing his brow, Charlie looked between the two before Harper let out a long sigh and placed her hand on his shoulder “dude, you’re whipped for your boss”

Scoffing Charlie shook of her hand “I am not” he huffed “I just like to make sure they don’t stay too late, and that they eats something… sometimes they’ll talk about why they’re staying late bu-“

“Holy fuck Charlie” Duncan laughed cutting him off “You’ve absolutely got the hots for your boss- no I wouldn’t even say that. You’ve got a total fucken crush on them”

And from that moment Charlie slowly realized he did have a crush on you. He’s getting you things you didn’t ask for, double checking stuff to make sure that you absolutely didn’t miss or need anything that’s small and ultimately unimportant to your day but he makes sure you have it.

“I am so sorry I’m late” he’ll run into your office holding coffee and a small paper bag

Shaking your head you wave it off “Charlie it’s perfectly fine, I was just getting responding to some emails”

“Oh I was totally gonna get those I-“

“Charlie” you stop him “it’s fine” you chuckle as you watch him set down a coffee cup and the paper bag on your desk “what’s this?” You ask as he started to leave your office causing him to turn around.

He looks surprised at the question “that’s your normal Matcha… and the bags a chocolate chip muffin and a bear claw”

Taking the bag you pull out the muffin and set it on your desk before getting up with the bag in your hand and walking over to him, “Here” you hand him the bag

“Bu-“

“Nope” you chuckle “you bought it, you should get some of it” as soon as the bag was in his hand you lean even closer placing a kiss on his cheek “thank you Charlie” before turning back to your desk to get back to the emails as if nothing happened.

For Charlie a blush crept onto his face as he stood stunned for a moment before getting back to work.

And your ‘late night mini dinners’ slowly turn into just dinners in the office.

“Charlie.” You call out as he passes by your office causing him to stop and backtrack to the door “do you wanna do pizza or sushi tonight?” He furrowed his brow “unless you have plans” you quickly add “in which case go have fun”

“Plans?” He hummed “tonight?”

Nodding you look at your calendar “yeah? It is Thursday isn’t it? It’s just we normally do dinner here” you look back at Charlie to find that he’s got a soft smile on his face.

“No, I don’t have anything going on” he smirked “umm…. You pick tonight”

“Sushi it is” you smile back

#charlie young set it up #charlie young #Charlie young x reader #set it up #set it up imagine #set it up netflix #set it up x reader #glen powell set it up #glen powell imagine #glen powell x reader #glen powell

[ellecdc]

every single remus version you have written so far is about to catch these hands cause wtf.

I MEAN COME ON JUST FUCKING BE HAPPY ITS NOT THAT HARD??

anyways loved the new chap and i love rem being a stupid fucken doofus AND SIRIUS PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE YES BABY

also i feel as though amelia is gonna be a big fucking problem for my whim baby. i swear if she hurts her im going to riot. pitch forks and torches.

i want more sirius putting people in their places (shit is hot 🤭🤭) hoping it’s amelia next🫣

(i do feel a little bad though, it’s either she’s going to be a problem or she’s going to be extremely hurt AND I DONT LIKE SEEING GIRLS HURT NO NO)

anyways i think the reason why your stories work so well is because you mesh ALL the characters into the story, it’s never just r and said character ITS A WHOLE PRODUCTION AND A HALF👏👏

ohhh i can’t wait for the angst between james, sirius, and rem and then heart wrenching angst between rem and my whimsical baby😮‍💨😮‍💨

(also a little note i saw u post abt the drink snob: if you are willing to finish the story (which is fully up to you, no one can force you to do anything) i think you can start it off with r finally starting work in the restaurant! i think the interview process with rem’s parents would be so cute, while she learns stuff abt him cuz his mom is adorable and won’t stop talking abt her kids (all of them) maybe she gets a little peak -fully accidental- abt what it is rem and the little gang is actually doing. just a few ideas for you lovely, it’s all up to you and what you feel comfortable in doing! 🫶💗)

YES YES YES THERE YOU ARE - everytime I post a new chapter/piece I literally sit at the computer like:

….waiting to see what frostooo has to say 💃🏻

I know rem is such a dumb dumb it was getting hard to write cuz he was pissing me off so much (even tho it’s my own damn fault??)

I was like, okay, someone’s gotta humble this man, and who better than my fellow November Scorpio??????

I think someone needs to look at Amelia and be like “………babes…..why u letting this mans treat you like this????………….be better” like which friends of hers are letting her hopelessly pine over this dumpster fire of a man rn???? Bad friends, she needs new friends.

Also, I’m the kind of person who like, the thing I’m most proud of/what I brag about to people is my relationships. Like my relationship with my friends I’ve known since I was 4, being an aunt & godmama like these things are the coolest thing about me so I wouldn’t be who I am without my friends AND THATS HOW OUR BABIES ARE?!?!? Sirius is who he is cuz of his friends, and James, and Remus etc etc - they are integral to the story because they’re integral to the characters!!!

I’m going to mood board about drink snob - usually I have an idea of how I want a story to end before I write it (I knew the ending of CBBH and of AMWAP before I knew what happened in the middle), so it feels weird to write without a plan. (Omg, a plan, I sound like Remus)

Okay bye love you drink lots of water today 🫶

#ask elle #elle chats #remus is a man with a plan #marauders era #marauders au #marauders fanfiction

[pantheracatluv1105]

Nerdy prudes must die thoughts warning random Spoilers Read at your own risk these were just my thoughts as I watched

Opening scene makes me think tinkys gonna be the baddie this time around he's one of the most sadistic

Lots of little nods to nightmare time with the night hawks and grace chastity back again

Corey and Mariah being a father daughter duo again! slaps! Also the fact that she put her hand between her phone and a literal hammer and it seemed like something a teen would actually do ha scary how realistic that part was

Corey as Jason is fucken hilarious as the one nice himbo in the group of dumb jocks

BUTT STUFF BUTTER I MEAN BUTTER

The Cackle from the audience made my night

Dirty girl is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks but I won't be able to sing it out loud

The collective aww when poor Pete came out with that black eye so sweet starkid is really good at getting you invested in their characters

Angela as grace chastity is the best I love her she's so horrible and amazing

Did they name the Whalen house after Kim??

Kudos to the choreograper they are amazing and I love it so much just little moves that just really establish character I love the heart it brings

"Am i reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda"

oh fuck the homeless man reference definitely foreshadowing for twinky stuff being afoot maybe hopefully

Max is so dumb I love/hate him

Soo so so dumb

Boo hoo bitch haaaaaaa

Oooooh is max gonna haunt them !!!!

Kill count 💀 1

Bury the body also slaps and I also can't sing this in public without getting looks

Pete and Steph are cute together

Things are looking up but I don't think this is gonna last for long

Ooh the Clydesdale vs Hatchetfeild rivalry still going strong

On noooooooo he's gonna die he's alone !!!!!!! Never be alone in a horror musical the ohh no from the audience as they caught in too

Smoke club reference 👌😎 👌

The score holy fuck it hits I'm not a loser

Nightmare time theme wooo

Kill count 💀 2

The chair kick chefs kiss immaculate

Turtle Lauren 🐢 🐢 🐢

Ma brarbaque

The audiences reactions are one of the best parts of this

Ruuuuth why you gotta go by yourself love the solo but ya should've gone home with the rest of them

Also Lauren slays have I mentioned that she's amazing The whole cast is but I've always had a soft spot for her

The sadistic head pats ha

Kill count 💀 3

Kim's screams 😱 😍

Oh shitttttttttttttt the cop lady!! She's figuring shit out

Ballet flats and a gun 🔫 grace chastity people

PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!! MY BELOVEDS

Joey as hot chocolate boiiiiiiii

Sells women shoe- shoes Joey's little flub was hilarious

Steph being every lesbians dream

Also Steph and Pete's chemistry is adorable

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS

Good luck getting a hold of her Does your phone plan cover calls to hell She's bisexual and dead where else would she be.

Holy fuck love that line I need that on a tshirt

Who am I...flops

Ohh shit what is up with that house 🏠 😳

Chairs clinking in the dark

Ooh church of the starry children were bringing it back love me some Lore drops

You can't touch him but he can touch you audience cackles

Ooooooooooooooooh THE BLACK BOOK MORE LORE!!!!!

Ooooooooooooh tinky tinky tinky time

I beg to differ bitch

Kill count 💀 5

Should stayed in Chicago cop lady

Kill count 💀 6 maybe?????

Love the lighting BTW the sound and lighting guys deserve all the praise

Who knows what kinda doors were gonna open

Singing the lords in blacks names dang I'm gonna need to memorize

WIGGGLYYYYYYY

The lords in black all together ❤️ love them

Pallywalls I guess it's not just tinky this time

The phone she cherishs it above all else haaa

Ooooooohhh nooooooooo she wants Pete nononononononononononononon

Pay the price or fuck off

Fuck she's gonna kill him nooooooo

I'm into you steph awwww I'm gonna cry 😢

The purple light is blinky still watching 👀??

They could have gone to homecoming together 😢😫

So you do know the Bible

Danmmm grace chastity lines all fucken slap

The slow step forward I love max the evil himbo ❤️

Grace is having sex with a fucken ghost 👻

The jump up on the bleachers he's amazing

So we get a happy ending I guess????

Awwwww Pete and Steph they did make it to homecoming after all

Kill count 💀 is 5 after all the cop lady survived

Love the homecoming number

Oh shittttttttt grace has gone off the rails love that for her

Welp it's done and I loved it

#starkid #nerdy prudes #nerdy prudes must die #nerd alert #grace chasity #go nighthawks #hatchetfeild #nerdy prudes spoilers

[girljpg]

i warched good omens season 2

i have a lot to say that doesn't really amount to anything so i'm gonna start typing at random

i liked the romantic vibe of the season and all the cute flashbacks. the dialogue between the leads was appropriately trusting and sweet. they really leaned into showing how they rely on each other. i also like that the conflict was pretty small in scale compared to season 1. it's not armageddon, but there were still some stakes if you include all the humans that almost died. although.... heaven and hell seem to know exactly where crowley and aziraphale are... yes, they fooled them at the end of s1, but wouldn't they idk. try other means? why didn't they get their names erased from the book of life earlier if that was something higher up angels could do? whatever

i like that there were real actual gay characters (lesbians even! who looked like real people!) even though I was worried they were getting together too fast, the reveal towards the end that they were going to move slow felt realistic. but them having to talk crowley into confessing his feelings felt ripped straight from a fanfiction. the lesbians comparing themselves to aziraphale and crowley was a bit on the nose. many moments did in fact feel like fanfiction. the dancing together, the "I need you!", the "We can just be us." all of that was cute and probably something i would've written idk could you do any better??? i am not immune to fluff. but also, that's a grown man. does it not take agency away from the character to have his relationship explained to him? and then they had the gall to not even show us this conversation. ideally he would've come to a conclusion about his feelings on his own-- perhaps after seeing gabe and beez fuck off to alpha centauri and going huh. i guess you can just do that. or even just through way of flashback-- oh no wait. all of the flashbacks were from aziraphale's point of view for some reason. why didn't azi get any realizations? you know michael sheen would've ate

the "i was wrong dance" well here's the thing i did clap

I thought the set of the street in london with all the little shops looked nice although there were always so so many extras walking around. is london really that crowded?

i thought they kind of wasted muriel's character. she seems to disappear for a long time before the plot calls for her to conveniently be there. i know she's meant to be a bit dim but surely she noticed 70 demons walking down the street.... ALSO i thought the book crowley handed her was going to be good omens but it. was not

looooved shax loved new beelzebub. who else. idk everyone was really giving it their all. megatron showed up for all of two episodes i think but was pivotal for the ending. what are you doing neil. gabriel is also doing. things. they wasted jon hamm as well by making him a frustrating himbo. one of the only scenes i liked with him was crowley yelling at him for trying to kill aziraphale in s1 and then trying to jump out a window and then calling crowley nice. but that whole bit felt more like a crowley scene than a gabe scene. he does get a mug with his name on it tho and hypocritically falls in love with the fly lady so all is forgiven.

i'm gonna be real with you all.. the way they filmed the kiss felt awkward. the way the camera swings around and crowley grabs him felt very....... rehearsed? a little unnatural, i think. the way crowley LUNGES. idk i need to rewatch the last ten minutes again. and it went on so long. we got like three of four angles on it like whoah. but the reaction face we got out of michael sheen. mamma mia

"I forgive you." asdejgkasdgahdgdfs when i say i paused the ep for extended laughter lmfaoooooo. clutching a wine bottle to my chest and cheering. this fucken guy. babygirl is distraught for all of about ten seconds before it's time to start the new job. i did start yelling at my screen after that point. he had no right to look crowley dead in the eye across the street and not run back to him. COWARRD. i understand why he did it but COWARD. why, after sooo long, would you think crowley would jump for joy to be an angel again... i watched all eight minutes of the credits certain that there was going to be more but nope. catch ya next time for the second coming (of jesus?? <- does not know things about the bible)

so i was pretty satisfied with that watch. i wish the season was longer than 6 episodes but tbh they had to make this story from nothing and it shows in the romcom hijinks and threadbare mystery. but it was fun and went by quickly. then i check on the fandom and they're, get this, upset for some reason about this ending. there's no pleasing some fans i guess. good job neil you've pissed off the people who wanted them to kiss AND the people who didn't want them to kiss, bravo! hopefully in a month or so everyone will cool down about it. and if not well. plenty of fanfic fodder until season 3. not that i read good omens fanfic, but it'll be there. just be happy there was a kiss alright!!!!!!?!!!1

(i just know we're going to get a flood of people calling aziraphale a big meanie and crowley a poor little scrimbly blimbo meow meow who got rejected. booooo stop that right now)

#go2 spoilers #go2 #feel free to come into my inbox if you felt the same or hate my guts forever it's up to you

[tatney]

NEW WENCLAIR SCENE I AM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE. god enid is such a popular gossipy bitchy lesbian girlie i love her so MUCH. like she's not overly cheerful which i like a LOT more than our former fanon interpretation. she's so smooth and matter-of-fact and irresistibly charming god i am obsessed with her.

also the tiny wenclair-isms!! sorry in advance for infodumping LMAO

#1: wednesday does NOT seem hesitant in getting close to enid like there is?? such a thing?? as personal space?? miss addams i know what you are !! also enid this applies to you too girlie !! i see you !! enid literally gets super close to wed's face and wed doesn't even FLINCH. hello???

#2: enid's so eager to tell wednesday everything 😭😭 like she has so much to say to her and i love it

#3: "i'm assuming scales are sirens." "you catch on quick." idk what it is but they just already seem so natural and easy together? i may be reading into it but !

#4: this isn't a wenclair-ism but enid's facial expressions !! she's so cute i adore her

#5: "fascinating." "I KNOW RIGHT?" THEYRE SO ADORABLE JONATHAN 😭😭 they are finding common GROUND enid's so EAGER to have the smallest CONNECTION with her and she's so EXCITED and AHHHHHHH.

okay i'm done ty for letting me rant and i can't wait to hear your thoughts !! <3

the way i got this like minutes before i fell asleep with a big stupid smile on my face

and GOD i do enjoy being right

literally LOVE how outwardly confident and energetic enid is here, all the gesticulating and pointing and counting things with her fingers she is SOOOOOOO autistic i love her sm. like she has this cute little swagger to her movements when talking about her fellow werewolves, contrasting wednesday’s stiff stride and general demeanour as she follows her

the little bit about some of the vampires being at nevermore for decades gave me twilight flashbacks to bella talking abt how miserable it’d be to keep repeating high school again and again, those poor vampires </3

THE WAY ENID IS LITERALLY INFODUMPING TO HER ABT ALL THIS i’m telling you she’s been going over this little speech in her mind for like twenty minutes at least before meeting wednesday

AND YES YES YES ENID’S EXPRESSIONS WAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHE’S SO CARTOONISH AND FUNNY I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!! this is the face of a girl who watched despicable me again and again on repeat as a child these are my two favourites

emma myers is having the time of her LIFE g’bless

and YES the 😒 fascinating— I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!! 😮 exchange whyre they so CUTE i love their mismatched energies, literally a golden retriever puppy and a barely domesticated ex-feral cat

and theyre literally SO close to each other for no reason (we know the reason) like look at this shit

enid’s faux-serious pondering expression vs wednesday’s, how she’s leaning in like theyre conspiring abt something super top secret and it’s literally teenage gossip, like theyre shoulders are touching and she’s So close to her cheek theyre so CUTE

but also laughing at the fact that this scene cuts off RIGHT before enid inevitably explains the “stoners” clique i CANNOT WAIT for them to make the joke how the gorgons are stoners BC THEY TURN PPL TO STONE i can’t get over how fucking funny that is to me it’s so fucking clever and so dumb and i adore it (i think that they way theyre gonna do it though is by having wendesday and enid bump into ajax (the main gorgon boy i think) bc of this but in the latest trailer; that’s definitely wednesday’s hair)

i cannot FUCKEN WAIT for this show theyre so special and precious to me i love them sm i love nevermore and all the little weirdos therein i love the atmosphere and the vibes i’m so EXCITED

#bestie thank u for sending this to me!!!!!!! #enolaholmess #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #ajax petropolus #wednesday #endsday #replies #mine #long post

[peeton35]

Can I talk about SMTV? I wanna talk about SMTV. I’ve been DYING to talk about SMTV.

This game gives me brain worms. Like it makes the little wrinkles in my brain wiggle around when I think about it.

Right so, I knew about Persona. I was interested in SMT4 as a kid but never got it. I knew practically nothing about the game beforehand. So I get to it.

Oh wow cool I’m in school *yawn*

“Hey dumbass fuck school. get Transported to the apocalypse lol”

“Yesssssss”

This game is just. I can’t describe my feeling linearly.

The MUSIC FUCKS. I was preparing myself for like, dumbass big band JRPG generic butt trumpet clown fart soundtrack. But FUCK THAT ITS THE OPPOSITE. THESE FUCKED UP INDUSTRIAL ALIEN AMBIENT ROCK IS BEING PLAYED OUT OF A FUCKEN BLOWN OUT SPEAKER AND IT FUCKING ROCKS. Like, your buddy that’s in your head is like “yo we gotta chase that powerful demon freak he’s gonna rewrite the world.” And then like. I can’t even describe the music that it plays it’s fucking insane. It’s not like “oh no nahobino we gotta hurry!” It’s like this distorted fucked up like shopping music????????? It’s fucken great.

Speaking of that demon, he attached himself to a girl that was being bullied and FUCKEN KILLED THOSE BULLIES. YASS QUEEN SLAY!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I love how the game has legit, real gods and folklore from around the world! And it fucks with their looks a lot too it’s awesome. Was walking around and straight up met BAPHOMET and talked to him (comfy jazz was playing while I did this) and he’s like, “Yo I’ve been really into eastern spells and magic recently, so if you could bring me the heads of these yokai I’d really appreciate that man.” That’s badass.

Then like, you can talk to the demons and they say the GOOFIEST shit I love it so much. I talked to this sword wielding bikini bitch and she’s like “Heyyy~ you’re kinda cute! Want me to take care of you?” And I picked “yes please!” Cus I thought it would make her join my team and she responds, “umm actually you’re not really that cute after all. Bye.” AND JUST FUCKEN LEAVES AND THE BATTLE ENDS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I love this game so much but it’s too fucken hard. I really gotta keep playing it it’s fucken sweet

#smt v #smt #shin megami tensei #RPG #JRPG

[snow-and-saltea]

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That's 5,858 more posts than 2021! (this is not an improvement!! but its okay!)

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i dont even make original posts bc i am too opinionated and i cant be bothered to say it to people i dont already talk to it about (aka not gonna talk about it to ppl i dont care about sorry FJSKFJS)

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

went a little insane while showering today thinking of miss medea and psyche from hit webtoon series your throne

8 notes - Posted May 11, 2022

#4

for the chara ask.. rosa 👀? and i also cannot resist putting marius in here too

rosa, tot:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

literally where do i even start. i love her so much that she's legit like, one of my fave fictional female charas!!! i love how sensible and logical she is, and how kind and sensitive she is too. those two sounds like opposites of each other but she balances having both traits so well. i just think she is such a great otome protagonist and if any company wants to try and write a good "self insertable" protag who is both convincing and cute they should look to her. loml 🧎

marius von hagen

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead (his mom) | alive (him) | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

he's a funny funky guy!!! he's my blorbo in law cus both you and angel (my other friend) like him. so i kind of get appreciation through osmosis. tbh i dont have a lot to say about him bc i think his character as a standalone is simple, but when he's in a group setting? i think that shines the most. i actually talked w angel a bit about this but we were discussing how vyn is afraid of losing rosa emotionally while marius is afraid of losing rosa physically. i read his personal card where he gets a panic attack after rosa gets kidnapped and that ending was literally..... the most poetic shit i've ever read. LIKE. his personal story and card just super appeals to the poet / artist in me bc the twist in words, the symbolism, the rose and the snake that takes turns to guard each other.... im screaming and wailing and throwing up. vyn could NEVER tbh, he's very deliberate and his acts of affection still has an underlying feeling of wanting to impress rosa at all times and to show his heart to her, but w marirosa it literally feels like they're romantic soulmates bc of the writing. does that make sense? like it feels so organic and romantic in a way vyn's measured actions and words can't replicate. i went feral at this part

9 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#3

for the character asks vyn diluc lumine and kaeya!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE thank you for giving me the chance to talk about my blorbos!!!

vyn richter:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

yeah i bolded the who? one don't worry about it!! /j anyways yeah i Like this man a normal amount its not like ive written sm threads on him already yeah. i'm completely normal

except i'm NOT

i started out thinking my fave would be artem cus vyn seemed too pretentious for me at first and i still have trauma from the last time i liked a white haired and golden eyed guy in otome cus that bitch disappointed me so much i literally can't even look at him without going >:T

he's such a cool character to me, i love how contradictory he is while being completely consistent characterization wise. by contradictory i don't mean that he doesn't say what he mean or doesn't mean what he says, but the way he views himself vs how he views rosa vs how he views other people (derogatory) is quite ironic. i love how he loves rosa because she's beautiful both inside and out, in the sense that she is straight laced, honest and not mired with existential or moral complexities that stop her from being kind, realistic and faithful to her values. (in fact, when facing those moral complexities, her true character shines more because of the way she isn't stagnated by indecision or analysis-paralysis. but that's another talk for another day i could literally go on and on about her)

i like it a lot because he's both a bit of rosa in him and a bit of the cynical jadedness he dislikes in other people. as a doctor, he wants to cure his patients, and he secretly harbours some hope, at the back of his mind, that people are better than he thinks they are, that when presented the opportunity for change and growth they'll choose it— which is why i think he "tests'" rosa in his stories so much. cus he wants to see a diff outcome come from her!! to him, i feel like there's a bit of him idealism projected onto her, smth like saying: "i tried and failed, but i want to see how you do it, and what new thing you'll show me with your way of doing things." in ideals and visions, he relates to rosa.

however, in many ssr stories, and even one sr (the iconic false tears story) he shows the pettiest and most spiteful parts of himself that he's tried to keep hidden from rosa, where he indulges his egocentric beliefs that makes him feel like the things he's doing are justified, as long as the end goal is a positive net of "justice" in the world. he also sometimes shows how incredibly judgemental and harsh he can be, because he always thinks he knows better and is more objective / morally superior than other people he dislikes. in practice and methodology, he relates to the people he dislikes. it's like a mirror that shows the ugliest parts of himself. if he dislikes them like any other normal person would dislike an asshole and then move on with their life, why would that be such a big psychological trigger for him? it clearly means more to him than he tries to hide, so he tries to make a clear line separating his own "cruelty" and other people's "cruelty" and how he's better than them cus he had the right intentions in mind.

(that's not how it works btw babygirl. but issokay ur kinda fucked up i'd like to put u under a microscope)

i like how he slowly comes to realise that contradiction, too. not verbally said, but i interpret his recent growth in stories as someone who knows he's "ugly" inside and filled contempt for everyone—although sometimes he dresses his actions in a more gentlemanly or "fair" so that it's still TECHNICALLY the right thing to do even if the way he did it was unethical. at first their relationship progression was "i want her to see the most impressive parts of me" > "i want her to rely on and be influenced by me" > "i want her to know my feelings but only the ones that are peer reviewed to be palatable" > "i want her to see me for who i am and accept me, even if i can't accept the entire truth of myself". and i think that fuckign ROCKS

concluding statement: if the road to hell was paved with good intentions vyn is building a freeway. but rosa is changing his lanes!!! she changed my lanes too if u know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge

anyways yeah im mentally sound and in perfect health about vynrosa why do you ask

diluc ragnvindr:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

i like him!!! iirc he was my second 5* after jean? and then i used him as a dps for a while! i wish they gave him fluffier or longer hair. i think in game diluc doesn't really do enough justice to his characterization or lore bc i feel like he looks a bit "bland" in story execution compared to the other charas. oh well, virtues and vices of being an early game chara! i like him best when he's in big brother mode and i cannot thank fanartists enough who portray him being a good big bro to the kids like klee, diona, bennett, fischl and razor. i love it!!!

lumine:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

she's so goddamn FUNNY and cute?????? i like the progression of her character and her growing into her own personality in the recent quests, i think they wrote it really well. have you listened to her voice lines where she talks w paimon? they show sm of her personality and she's just so... witty and dry and sarcastic but her voice is so soft that it makes u double-back and go, "sorry, run that by me again?" i love her sm. although, i don't really interact w the fandom a lot because they're very noisy in hating her for some reason. and it gets tiring to hear TwT i get my lumine food from anng rt'ing stuff on twt or on tumblr! consuming fandom the exact way it was intended: i only see what my friends will share w me!!!

kaeya alberich:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

another case of sadly being an early game chara so his execution was a bit sloppy TwT his lore is so funkin cool and his personal story and how he got his vision was, imo, the coolest and most emotionally impactful out of everyone else? ofc he and shenhe shares similar patterns in their history and how they were treated, but i think it hits harder for me bc like. GOD. overridden by guilt for the death of diluc's dad, he confronts him and tells him the truth of who he is. and at the emotional height of his life where diluc turns to fight him, he's given a vision if only to protect himself and his heart so that he can still go on and fulfill whatever "destiny" his dad had marked out for him, if he chooses that as his right.

i still think its meaningful bc even in game diluc never shows any signs that he genuinely, truthfully, dislikes kaeya. so while they still have this unspoken history between them that neither of them seem willing to talk about, there's a nostalgic and sad feeling of people who drifted apart brushing by each other time and again, and silently forgiving the other but not making it known at all. i can't find it rn but there's sm diluc and kaeya comics where its all about sibling hurt / comfort and reconciliation and making it known that they care about each other verbally, instead of accepting it as is in actions, bc they're hesitant to break the ice. GOD

14 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#2

saw this post and immediately my purpose in life for the next 37 minutes was crystal clear to me

couldn't have done this without my fellow vyn and marius dunker, @00uroboros

23 notes - Posted August 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

fuckign losing it rn

38 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

Yee Haw! thats it babey!!!

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #yuu rambles #wahahahaha!!! i dont know how to make this less annoying other than a cut sorry

[bubblesthetherapyfish]

fucken uhhhhh.... what patch is this again spoilers i guess

i hope azdaja is having fun these days

wait have i just never noticed krile's earring? i like it

yeah i think she looks a little better in game ?

maybe....?

idk

my incredibly small cat looking up at her

and you just believed everything erenville said????

i like how there's zero stakes for anything this time

yeah my dad is a huge two headed snake guy but he's my dad okay

SHE JUST FUCKEN WHACKS HIM DLJFHGJKDH

erenville really just *stare*

okay can we hunt gaius for sport i think that would be a nice bonding exercise

im gonna switch to dancer and see if i can partner her

i forgot we're going to a cold place uhhhhh oh well!!!!

why is erenville just <_< at everything???

what da hell is that!!!

NEVER WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

GIANT PARROT?????? HELLPPPPPPP

i kind of love him actually

can we keep him

KRILE WITH THE PNG ATTACK

raha's gonna become vegan now

another person taken out by the spicy food curse o7

WHOOPS it's been 2 weeks

did one CC match and someone griefed us fucking whatever i didn't want to work on my series anyway!!!!!

we're talking about potatoes now :)

and alpacas :)

bro i didn't even process the twins showing up i just went with it

my friends think they're sooooo sneaky~

okay im not calm from today's horrors i have to do more pvp and get the anger out brb

alright sure whatever i guess we're good

where's the cat

i do like the color of wuk lamat's eyes 👉🏾👈🏾

bro why is your map ourple????

THE UPDATED MAP

play the theme one last time!!!!!

oooo these artworks 🥺

KRILE!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S SO CUTE

i feel like i've seen some of these but not all?

what is THAT

hey wait what is that i wanna see

hey stinky!!!

why is the audio GLITCHING

thancred is that a new walk cycle or have i really not looked at a hyur for 10 months

what are those old men up to..... 🧍🏾‍♂️

please help me budget my game animations..... 1,00,00,000 for a scene with thancred and urianger.... please my family is starving-

OOOO that's a cool item!!

okay im done

#my post

[slashingdisneypasta]

Absolutely not at all related to the events of last night...

How do you think Baby Firefly would react to being called mommy? This is a very important question you see.

Mommy!Baby Firefly x Younger!Fem!Reader || Headcanons

Topic: Baby being a 'Mommy'.

Warnings: Mommy kink, mdlg, some nsfw themes, Baby pulling an Annie WIlkes and m a k i n g you rely on her, etc.

((After the ~ dot point is when it gets dark like that)).

Oh my goodness I think she would love it!! XDD The boys always get to be called Daddy, and she wanted a turn!!

And like I've said- she definitely takes the opportunity to treat her sweet S/O as her living doll XD Not necessarily in a kinky way (Though she is going to tease you if she knows you're into that~ ); she's just having fun pretending you rely on her~ You're Baby's lil baby girl, aren't you?

She feeds you and then gently dabs your face with a damp cloth to clean you up ('... there. All better! So pretty~ ^^'). She lays in bed beside you stroking your hair and telling you bedtimes stories- and no, you don't get a choice when bedtime is (Baby it 5.30- 'Shh! The wolf is about to blow down house made of goddamn sticks!'). She gets in the shower with you and washes your hair ('🎶Scrub scrub scrub🎶 Scrub-a-dub-dub 🎶'), and she loves it when your silly little head ends up in the gutter. She can always tell when her pretty little sweetheart is thinking dirty thoughts about Mommy~ And you know this woman plays it up XD

Mommy Baby is always the big spoon. She has to protect her sweet little lady and make her comfy!

Ehem, *cough*, pussy inspections. The more shy and nervous you are the more she likes it. She teases how red you get, and asks if you'll do mommy next?? 'We girls have to look out for eachother, huh? (; '

Baby l o v e s braiding your hair if its long enough!!! Like, she'll just be sitting behind you cross-legged, humming little songs and gently brushing out your hair before lovingly braiding it ^^

And- I wasn't sure whether to put this one in this section or the next (dark) section but- Baby gets SO PROTECTIVE of you. Like, if Otis so much as makes a joke about hurting you he might get cut.

~

I can absolutely see Baby pulling a Tiffany Valentine/Annie Wilkes!! and trying to make you actually rely completely on her. Whether that be by taking some limbs so you need her help wheeling you around or feeding you (Can you imagine her riding the back of your wheechair?? She'd have so much fun , going 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' and you're just there traumatised and sick), or drugging you so you're all cute and loopy ('Awwww, Y/N sweetheart, you look so sleepy!!~~ Come to mama~').

She makes a mess of you, so you need her. And she tries to isolate you, too. 'Who else is gonna care for you sweetness?? Otis?? You better stay by me, so that big meanie doesn't hurt you, k?' 'Mama?? No hon, Mama doesn't like you! I'm sorry- you thought she did?? Nooo, cutiepie, she's only nice to you because I love you!!~ ' 'Oh Cutter?? Pfft- baby doll, come on- Cutter doesnt like anyone. Least of al little old you!'

Baby absolutely threatens you if you try to get away from her, or defy or, or just say 'no' in any context towards her. Woman does not like it. She has been so nice to you and you dare to be fucken rude like that?? 'I'll beat your ass, honey, do you want that?? No I didn't fucken think so! Be-fucking-have!'

If you apologise and beg her she will forgive ^^ She loves it when you beg mommy ^^

#Baby Firefly x Reader Headcanons #Baby Firefly x Reader #Baby Firefly #Headcanons

[gnrbitch]

Summer Break Pt.5- This Night Has Opened My Eyes

Warnings: Profanity, smoking, drug usage, death

Y/n’s outfit (Except for the shoes sorry lads😓 & imagine it with some black stockings if u want)

I didn’t spell check sorry guys!!😭

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Day 5, 1986

“Hey is it cool if i go to a concert tonight?” Y/n asked Duff, turning to look at him as they sat and watched TV.

“Who’s playing?” He asked looking at his little sister.

“I’m not sure… Fru just invited me” She said furrowing her eyebrows, realize she doesn’t even know who she’s gonna be watching.

“Huh” Duff said “Your going with that Fru kid?”

“Who else? He’s the only person i know here who’s not associated with you” she laughed and nudged him.

Duff rolled his eyes “I don’t know Y/n…”

“Comon please! I’ll tell you if any shit happens” She begged him, she really wanted to go with John, plus she had already agreed!

“I just- Fuck” Duff sighed, remembering what Izzy had told him. “Okay, fine you could go”

“Yes! Thank you thank you thank you!” The girl said, smiling brightly at her brother.

“Im trusting you Y/n” Duff said, narrowing his eyes at Y/n.

“And thank you for doing that, it means a lot” She smiled at him.

Duff felt proud of himself at that moment, returning a smile at the girl looking up at him. But he couldn’t shake the concern of letting Y/n out on the streets of LA. At night to add.

“i’m gonna get ready. Mandy you wanna help me choose something out?” Y/n turned over to look at the blonde girl, who almost jumped out of her seat at that question.

“Oh my god yes yes yes Y/n! Let’s go!” She said getting up, grabbing Y/n’s hand.

Duff laughed at the two girls, surprised that Y/n asked Mandy to help her out, but happy that the two women he loved were spending time together.

“Okay, what are you thinking?” Mandy said, sitting on Slash’s bed.

“I’m not sure, something cute but not too much you know?”

Mandy crossed her legs, “I see, what are you options?”

Y/n looked around her bag, pulling out two options, first a pair of black, more fitted jeans than she usually wears, paired with a off the shoulder- cropped long sleeve. Then a cropped Misfits baby-tee, paired with a black mini skirt.

“I was thinking either of these” she said laying them out on her bed.

Mandy stood up to look at her options, furrowing her eyebrows.

“Okay I love that skirt, but what if you switch this shirt- with this shirt” Mandy said switching the misfits shirt with the black long sleeve.

“God you’re smart, should i try it on?” Y/n said, looking up at her brothers girlfriend.

“Yes! Give me a little fashion show” Mandy laughed as she clapped her hands together, “I could step out while you change” She said, standing straight and looking at Y/n.

“No it’s fine, I’ll just turn around.” Y/n smiled.

Mandy went to go sit back on Slash’s bed while Y/n faced the other way and started to change.

Turning back around, she revealed the outfit to Mandy.

“How does it look?” She asked, smiling.

“You look SOOO GOOD!” Mandy said, huge smile on her face.

“Do i?” Y/n asked, smoothing her hands over her skirt.

“Yes Y/n! But i feel like if you added some stockings it would look even fucken better” Mandy said, looking at Y/n’s bare legs, “Plus it might be a bit windy tonight, so they’ll help you not be so cold” She said, smiling at the girl infront of her.

“I don’t have any stockings”

“It’s okay! I have a million of pairs, you don’t mind if they’re black right?” Mandy said, getting up

“Black is fine” Y/n smiled, it felt good to have a woman in her life that makes her feel good about herself, and not judge her for everything she did.

“Okay i’ll be back!” Mandy said, running out the door.

Y/n laughed to herself, she really started to warm up to Mandy.

“Okay okay i’m back!” Mandy said, out of break and a new pair of stocking in her hands.

“Wow that was fast” Y/n laughed

“I know right, i’m impressed with myself” Mandy laughed along with her, handing her the stockings.

Y/n put them on, turning to look at the dirty mirror that was on the wall, smiling to herself.

“Do you like how it looks?” Mandy smiled at the girl, looking at her through the mirror.

“Fuck yea, thanks for helping me Mandy” Y/n said, turning back to face her.

“Of course! Us girls gotta help each other out!” Mandy said.

“Yea, we do huh” Y/n smiled at her, heart warm & excited for what’s to come later in the night.

“Do you wanna stay in here while I do my hair and makeup?” Y/n asked Mandy

“Hell yes!” Mandy said in a happy tone.

Y/n grabbed her small makeup bag & sat on the floor, in front of the mirror.

“So this Fru kid, do you have a crush on him?” Mandy asked as she watched Y/n put her makeup on.

“Honestly Mandy, i don’t know” Y/n sighed, now really thinking about her feelings towards John.

“Well how do you feel when you’re around him?” She said, small smile on her face.

“Happy, and I don’t know, I get nervous if he looks at me for too long”

Mandy smiled “I think you do have a crush on him”

“Fuck. I think I do too” Y/n said, disappointment in her voice.

“Why so down honey?” Mandy said, sympathetic look on her face.

“I don’t wanna have a crush on Fru” Y/n said, looking down at the mascara in her hands.

“Is it cause you’re gonna leave?”

“Yea, plus I know he really likes me too, and if something happens between us it’s gonna make everything complicated, it’s gonna make it too hard to leave. And i don’t want that to hurt him” Y/n said, voiced lace with anxiety.

“I had a boyfriend back home before I came to California” Mandy said.

“Really? did he come with you?” Y/n asked her, looking at her through the mirror.

Mandy sighed, “No, he didn’t, he couldn’t”

“Why not?”

“Cause he was supporting his family, financially, he was the man of the house, he couldn’t leave them behind.”

“What happened when you left?” Y/n curiously said.

“It hurt me, and him, but I just had to think about all the fun me and him had, everything he taught me.” , “Maybe John was put into you’re life to help you grow as a person.” Mandy said, smiling as she saw Y/n looking at her.

“Finish your makeup Y/n” Mandy laughed

“Okay okay sorry” Y/n said, putting on mascara.

“And the thing is Y/n- don’t worry about what’s gonna happen when you leave, enjoy right now, that’s why we’re living”

“Yea, i guess i’m thinking about it too hard” Y/n sighed as she put her mascara back in her bag.

Adding finial touched to her makeup, she looked over to Mandy, “How do i look?”

“Like a model” Mandy smiled

“Oh you’re boosting my ego Mandy” Y/n shyly said.

“Good! You should act like your the prettiest girl in the room. Always.”

Y/n smiled at Mandy, “Thank you Mandy, you’re the best” she said getting up and hugging her.

“Of course Y/n, I know you’re probably not comfortable talking about this with your brother” Mandy said, hugging Y/n back.

“And don’t worry, this stays between us” Mandy smiled as Y/n let go.

“Thank you”

“Don’t worry about it, but speaking of your brother, I should go make sure he’s alive” Mandy winked at her.

Y/n laughed, “Yea”.

Mandy left and closed the door as Y/n went back into her duffle back and pulled out another white pair of long socks, putting them over her stockings, she scrunched them up and put on her trusty black & white adidas (superstars).

Looking at the broken clock, she thought she should probably leave now. Grabbing the same one shoulder bag as yesterday, she put in her cigarettes & lighter.

Y/n walked out the room to find everyone there, and an unfamiliar face.

“I’m leaving now Duff” Y/n said quietly, moving over next to her brother.

“Y/n! Where are you going?” Steven said whistling at her.

Y/n rolled her eyes “None of your business Stevie”

“Don’t you think you’re gonna be cold?” Duff asked Y/n.

“Hopefully not” Y/n smiled at her brother.

“Who’s your friend” Y/n said nodding her head over the boy who looked like he did not belong there.

“Marc” They boy, Marc said.

“I’m Y/n” Y/n smiled, “Okay we’ll im gonna go, i’ll see you later alright?” Y/n side hugged Duff, we’ll just his head since he was sitting down.

“Alight, be careful, love you” Duff said, feeling weird saying that to Y/n

Y/n smiled, “Love you too Duff”

“Bye guys!” Y/n said, strutting towards the door, hearing everyone but Slash say bye.

Y/n sighed as she walked towards Johns, things with Slash had been weird after what happened, he even left after apologizing to her, not seeing him till now, and he couldn’t even look at her.

She felt like he was making this too much of a big deal, so what if it happened? She’s getting over it and he should too. She thought as she reached Johns steps, seeing him sitting there.

Y/n smiled, “Hey Fru”

John looked up at her, eyes widening when he saw her. “Hi” He managed to stutter out.

“Is my outfit too much?” Y/n asked nervously, which was weird, since she was always a confident person back in Seattle.

“No! No, you look pretty” he smiled at her, now getting up.

“Thanks” Y/n blushed, “Let’s go?”

“Yea let’s go” He said

John guided Y/n to the bus stop, but obviously they had to smoke some weed in the meanwhile.

“So what bad are we gonna go see?” Y/n asked John

“The Red Hot Chili Peppers” John said “They’re really good, you’ll like them”

“Yea? what are they like?”

“They’re like, Funky but rock” John said, trying to explain to Y/n, “But trust me you’ll like them”

By this time, the bus had arrived.

“Okay, i’m trusting you” Y/n laughed, getting on the bus.

“Oh yea! Also I know their guitarist, he’s pretty cool” John said, sitting next to Y/n, “He invited me to hang after the show, is that cool with you?”

“Yea that sounds cool, they’re not gonna be… weird right?” Y/n said

“What do you mean weird?” John said furrowing his eyebrows

Y/n looked at John, “Like try to make a move on me weird”

“Oh! No, don’t worry about that” John smiled at her.

“Okay, cool” The girl let out a breath.

*

Y/n and John quickly arrived to where RHCP were performing, which was a pretty small venue that smelled like piss and beer.

The band hit the stage and at first, Y/n didn’t quite know how to feel about them, she stared at the four men on stage with furrowed eyebrows, that was until they played their second song, which Y/n liked.

The rest of their set went really good, Y/n and John got ahold of some beer, and they bobbed their heads along to the music, Johns arm slung around Y/n’s shoulder.

“Thanks to everyone for coming out tonight, i’m Anthony, this is Flea-” Anthony pointed to a smiling boy with a tooth gap, “Our guitarist sir Hillel, and Jack the drummer boy!”

Y/n and John were already tipsy at this point, they cheered along with everyone else, clapping their hands together.

“Did you like them?” John said, mouth by her ear.

Y/n looked up to John and smiled “Yea, they had me on lock by their third song”

Both of their heads turned when they heard a voice call out for John.

“John!” They man, and as Y/n squinted her eyes and looked closer, she saw it was Hillel.

“Hey Hillel! You guys killed it” John smiled slyly

“Thanks dude!” Hillel said, out of breath, he looked at Y/n then looked back at John, smiling “Who’s you’re friend John?”

“Im Y/n” The girl smiled at Hillel

“Nice name, are you two-” he said, signaling between the pair, “A thing?”

“Oh!” The both of them said at the same time, quickly looking at each other.

“no we’re just friends” John said, flustered

Y/n spoke, also flustered “Yea, we just met”

Hillel looked at the two, smiling because he could just feel the tension between them, and even if it was dark, he knew the both of them, well mostly John, since he knew him better, were blushing.

Plus, John wasn’t the kind of person to just hang out with people his age, and in the short time period that Hillel has known John, he can’t remember even one time that John has bought someone along with him, Hillel even wondered if John was a virgin with how lonely the boy was!

“Yea, I get it, you guys wanna go backstage?” He said

“That’s cool” Y/n said, still under Johns arm

The three walked backstage, and Hillel didn’t even stop to introduce them to the other members.

“What was that?” John said furrowing his eyebrows as they walked into a small dressing room, Hillels girlfriend (is what Y/n assumed) already in there.

Hillel sighed, “We got into it again”

“Is it okay if I ask why?” Y/n tilted her head

“Anthony, he’s just- fucken controlling” Hillel rolled his eyes.

“Oh” Y/n said, not really knowing how to respond.

“Anyways, sit down!” He said, pointing to the couch

Y/n and John went over to sit, two chairs in front of them, which was where Hillel and his girlfriend were sitting.

“This is my girlfriend, Janette” He said

“Hi, I’m Y/n” Y/n smiled at the tired looking girl.

“Hello, had anyone told you how pretty you are?” Janette drunkly, or highly said, Y/n was tryna tell the difference.

“So!” Hillel said, grabbing some shit out of his pocket, “Where’d the two of you meet?” He said, putting some substance, which Y/n confirmed was heroin, onto a spoon.

Y/n felt John stiff up, looking at her.

“We bumped into each other, literally” Y/n said, looking at him light up the spoon “Then we just hung out after”

“That’s nice, a cute start to a cute love story” Hillel teased the two, “babe, can you wrap my arm?” he said looking over to his girlfriend.

Y/n laughed, now lighting a cigarette and giving one to John.

“Not quite Hillel” John said “Y/n leaving in a few weeks”

Hillel sucked in a breath as he shot himself up, “Leaving? where you going little lady?”

“Seattle, I live there” Y/n said, chilling going through her body as she watched.

“Seattle? where’s that” Hillel said, eyes closing

“Washington, DC” Y/n said, closely watching him, a bad feeling in her stomach.

“Well why can’t you stay here?”

Y/n just laughed, “That’s impossible”

“Hold on I needa-” Hillel said, standing up

“woah you good?” John said, also standing up

And with a breath, Hillels eyes rolled back and his body slammed on the floor.

“Shit Hillel man” John rushed over to him

“Fuck” Y/n whispered to herself, also rushing over to them.

“Hillel man wake up” John said, tapping his face.

Y/n grabbed a water bottle that was near her (god knows who’s it was.) and poured some on his face, “Hillel” she said slapping him.

“Hillel!” John said, shaking him.

“Jesus is he even fucken breathing?” Y/n said, putting her ear to his nose.

As John kept shaking him, Y/ns heart dropped at the fact that she couldn’t hear him breathing.

“Fuck John he’s not breathing” Y/n said, fear in her voice.

“No no no” John said, putting his fingers on Hillels neck.

“Hillel comon wake up” Y/n said, lightly slapping his face.

“Did you feel anything?” Y/n asked John, looking up at him.

“No” he sighed, looking at Hillel.

“Fuck” Y/n said, pouring more water on him.

Looking up at Hillels girlfriend, who just sat there and looked at him, Y/n spoke

“Janette call the police”

“What? The police? No no not the police” She said with wide eyes, tears forming.

“Call the fucken police Janette!” Y/n said, now yelling.

Janette stood up and ran out the room, confirming that she called an ambulance because soon enough, the rest of the Red Hot Chili Peppers rushed in.

“What the fuck?” The long haired man said as he saw his guitarist on the floor with blue lips and two teens looming over him.

“Get the fuck away from him” The same man said as he pulled Y/n from her shoulders.

“What happened?” The man with the gapped teeth spoke

“Flea man- he- he fucken shot up and just went down” John said, face wet from his tears.

“Fuck” Jack said, running his hands through his hair.

“We tried to bring him back- I-” Y/n attempted to say, this was absolutely the scariest moment in the poor girls life, she actually just witnessed someone die.

“Just get the fuck out of here” Anthony said “Go!” He yelled at the pair.

So that’s what the two did, but they waited outside till the ambulance came, confirming their fear, Hillel was dead.

As they watched the paramedics roll Hillel away in a body bag, John cried.

“Fru” Y/n said, tears running down her face “I’m so sorry”

“He’s dead Y/n” He said, hugging her, crying in her shoulder.

“I know” she said, running her hands through his neck “I’m so sorry” she repeated.

“We saw him fucken die Y/n” He said, now looking at the mess of a girl in front of him.

Even more tears fell down Y/ns face, “This is so fucked”

“Fuck” John said

“But we tried John” Y/n said, Johns eyes quickly looking at her after hearing him call him by his actual name.

“I know I just” He said, closing his eyes.

“Let’s just- Let’s just go home now okay?” Y/n said in a softer voice.

So they did, walking hand in hand and in complete silence, they walked to the bus stop and waited. And with wide eyes, they probably looked like maniacs. Holding hands, blood shot red eyes, tears on their faces as they sat on the bus. Even the bus driver was giving them weird looks, but Y/n and John did even process it, they couldn’t. Throughout the whole walk the realization of what had happened had been sinking more and more into their skin, into their brain until all they could think about was Hillels blue lips, eyes wide open, but with no life in them.

*

“Can I-” Y/n cleared her throat, standing outside of Johns apartment “Can i spend the night?”

“Please do” John said, looking at her.

They walked into his place, b-lining it to his room.

They were silent as the both stood there, until John spoke,

“Do you wanna change?” He said, quietly

“Yea” Y/n said as John grabbed her one of his shirts and a pair of his boxers.

“You don’t mind putting these on right? They’re clean” He said as he showed her his boxers.

This made Y/n laugh a bit “Thanks for clearing that up, and no i don’t mind”

John let out a breathy laugh, “I’ll step ou-”

“No! no please” Y/n said, grabbing his arm “Don’t leave” She said as tears started to form in her eyes.

“Okay, I won’t- I’ll just turn around” He said, holding her hand for a quick second then letting go, turning around while Y/n changed.

Duff

“Where the fuck is she?” Duff said as he paced around his home.

“Well certainly not here” Steven said, trying to lift the mood.

“This isn’t fucken funny Steven. It’s about to be one am and she’s still not here”

“Okay sorry” The boy shrugged.

“Try to calm down sweetie, maybe she just lost track of time” Mandy said, trying to defend Y/n.

“No! No she’s probably out doing some shit she knows she’s not supposed to” Duff said running his fingers through his hair.

“Okay first who cares about that? Let’s just hope she’s okay” Axl said, furrowing his eyebrows.

“I do! I fucken care, obviously i care if she’s okay but fuck! I don’t wanna send Y/n back to Seattle a fucken addict!” Duff said in a harsh tone, which made Slash shift uncomfortably in his seat.

“Look she’s probably dancing around with that kid, just trust her Duff” Izzy said in a monotone voice.

“Trust! Trust! Trust is what got me here in the first fucken place, I put some trust in her, send her out, and now it’s one am and she’s not fucken home!”

Mandy sighed, where the fuck was Y/n?

*

Y/n and John layed in his bed, Y/n’s hand running through his hair as he held her.

“Thanks for staying” John spoke, tiredly

“Thanks for letting me stay” Y/n said

“I don’t know what I would’ve done if you weren’t here” John said, voice shaking.

“Me either” The girl said, using her other hand that wasn’t in Johns hair to wipe his tears.

“Do you think your brothers gonna be mad?” John asked her, sniffling.

“Fucken pissed, but i don’t care” Y/n said, “I would rather be here with you”

As John drifted off to sleep, Y/n stayed up, letting tears fall down her face. Her mind was an absolute wreck, why the fuck did this had to happen? Why the fuck did Hillel had to die right in front of her and John?

She looked down at the boy sleeping, eyes rimmed with red and lips puffy from crying. Poor John, she thought as she cried harder, he just saw his friend fucken die, what the fuck is he gonna do now? What’s gonna happen when she leaves?

The last thing Y/n remembers thinking about before she drifted off to sleep was, what the fuck was she gonna tell Duff?

*

“I really don’t want you to go” John said as he hugged her

“I know, i don’t wanna leave either” Y/n spoke, her clothes in one hand, “But i have to, I’ll try to come back later okay?” She said, wiping tears from Johns face.

“Okay” he said silently “Bye Y/n”

“Bye Fru” Y/n said as she kissed his cheek.

Walking up the stairs to Duffs place, Y/n had to stop and cry, wiping her eyes, she walked into his apartment.

Watching all eyes fall on her, Y/n wanted to burst into tears, but she couldn’t.

“What the fuck Y/n?” Duff said, standing up “Where the fuck were you? What the fuck happened?”

“Look” Y/n said, sighing “I just- I can’t right now” She said, voice cracking.

“You can’t? what the fuck does that mean? Who’s fucken clothes are these?” He said, getting angrier and not being able to really see how much of a mess Y/n looked.

“Their Frus Duff”

“What’s wrong with you? are you strung out?” Duff said, grabbing Y/n by the arm.

“Duff calm down-” Mandy said worry look on her face.

“No don’t tell me to calm down Mandy- I thought you were fucken dead Y/n!” Duff said, angry look on his face.

The rest of the boys decided to stay quiet, even if they really wanted to know what happened, cause that would explain why Y/n looked like such a fucken mess.

“Duff not right now” Y/n said, feeling a lump in her throat.

“No no! You’re gonna tell me what the fuck happened or i’m never gonna let you see that Fru boy again.”

“Duff please” Y/n said, trying to get out of her brothers grip, “Let go of me Duff” Y/n said, now getting angry and yanking herself out of Duffs grip.

“Don’t catch a fucken attitude with me Y/n” Duff said

“Or what?” The girl said, now getting riled up.

“Y/n I swear to go you better-”

“I don’t wanna fucken tell you! I don’t wanna tell you what happened okay? So just fucken drop it and leave me the fuck alone” Y/n said, voice raised.

“No i’m not gonna drop it!” Duff yelled

“Fine! You wanna know what happened? He died Duff! He fucken died right in front of my fucken face!” Y/n said, now yelling.

Everyone’s heart dropped, thinking about how they just saw a music magazine announce the death of the guitarist from the red hot chili peppers.

“Who died Y/n?” Duff asked, voice now quiet, afraid to set off Y/n.

“Hillel! Hillel died! he’s fucken dead!” Y/n continued to yell, yesterdays memories starting to flood her head.

“Calm down Y/n” Duff said, trying to calm the girl in front of her.

“No! Fuck you Duff!” Y/n said “I told you to fucken drop it! And you didn’t!”

“Okay okay i’m sorry Y/n” he said

Y/n’s mood had a sudden drop, the girl rolled her eyes at Duff, walking away and mumbled “Whatever, i need a fucken shower”

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Chapter 5!!! Kinda lagged to put this one out im sorry!!! Schools just been a complete bitch this week.

But hope you guys enjoyed!! Do you guys think her and Duffs argument was cringe?😭. Should a do a small chapter with what was going through the other guys head while Duff & Y/n argued? let me know!! Till next time xxx sorry for the trauma.

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