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fernshawart · 1 year

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Some of you guys seriously need to think of ableism as something other than "oh you can't say this slur" or "my ADHD made me do it you can't be mad at me :("

Yes, these are exemples of ableism. No, that's not the worst thing that can happen with ableism.

Some people want to feel oppressed so bad they don't understand what the fear of actual oppression feels like.

Two years ago, I was about to go see my aunt for a comic festival and I took the train for the first time in my own. That day was a pretty normal one for me. I took my favorite bag for the trip, my walking cane because I need it to walk around and sunglasses because it was very sunny outside.

This was my first ever trip with train stations and I was struggling to find the right train so I went to see the lady whose job is to help passengers. Walked up to her and just asked her "hey, can you tell me where the station number 6 is ? I can't find it."

Guess what she did.

That woman, WITHOUT A WARNING, grabbed my fucking arm and dragged me for several hundred feed before I managed to get back to my senses, get over my fear and rip my arm off her hand and ask her "Can't you just tell me where it is ?!"

At this moment the lady looked at me, blinked like she was in a fucking cartoon, said "oh it's over there" and left. She didn't say sorry. She didn't give me an explanation. She just dragged me like a ragdoll and left me behind. It took me a good thirty minutes to recover from the interaction, especially the pain it gave me in my hip and understand what the hell had just happened. And then I got it. She thought i was BLIND.

That interaction was already traumatic enough for me, someone who could perfectly see, but can you even imagine how an actual blind person would've freaked out ?! People do that all the time thinking they're "helping". You're not helping. You're just terrorizing and hurting us.

Often I told that story saying "haha, a bit funny right ?", But I think it's my way of coping with the fear that it may happen again. I've never put back sunglasses in public after this event. And I don't think I can bring myself to do so again. Because I'm scared that someone may take me away and hurt me again.

This is what ableism looks like when it's endangering people.

#fern rambles #disability #disabilities #disabled #spoonie #ableism #ableist #storytime #story #cane user #cane #chronically ill #cripplepunk #actually disabled #cripple punk

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mandowifey · 11 months

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Ok but like the eggs--

I need to know if they grow!!!

Since there's so many are we under the assumption that reader will have hundreds of little babies? Maybe they fight in the womb (like some shark pups do)

I really hope reader has more than 1 baby since they're multiple little eggs and not just 1

OMG I'm so flattered you ask. I have a lot of headcannons and stuff for it, too! I will preface by saying this is OG headcannons and science, so I'm not abiding by any comics or real-life spider logic, haha.

Warning: sex talk/oviposition/pregnancy talk under the cut. My Miguel has eggs he dumps in you, be aware before clicking read more.

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Okay, so, for Miguel, the eggs are stored in an additional pouch in his abdomen that connects via its own tube to his urethra. The eggs themselves are small, no bigger than a tapioca pearl, and cause no discomfort passing for him. That being said, he generates over one thousand in the span of 4 months. When that pouch gets overfull, it bloats and causes pain and discomfort for him.

When he passes them into reader, his precum/cum itself has a light numbing affect, which causes the cervix opening to relax. The eggs pour out right towards the end of his release, and they naturally gravitate into the cervix.

Once inside, they stick themselves around the womb in tiny clusters. Now comes the fertilization process, as they begin to draw nutrients from the cervical lining. Unfortunately, due to how many it is a battle of the best, and (good guess by the way!), they end up cannibalizing one another until only a few remain. The number of surviving eggs is dependent on the carrier's body health and the father's egg health.

So most likely, 500 eggs are released, 450 make it inside the womb, and they dwindle off one by one (or they fail to latch) and are dissolved by the mothers body. Most likely, due to the amount of space and nutrients needed, only 3 to 5 can survive and fit inside the womb.

After that process, they are generally the size of a golfball and will continue to grow. The casing of the egg breaks once the child is about three months (the babies absorb the egg casing!), and from there, they develop like normal human children.

That being said, the mother would most likely experience terrible side affects as the foreign DNA feeds on her body - the babies, before breaching their eggs, are basically extreme parasites - and it is difficult for mom to go through. But that'd be a whole other post for me to do haha.

Birthing is the same as a human, though with super babies, there will most likely be complications and dangers. Otherwise, yeah! That's how I think it goes. I also agree that the likelihood of having "just one" is small, and you'd definitely have a couple... which Miguel would love. He's always wanted a big family.

#miguel o'hara headcanons #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderman #atsv miguel #across the spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman x reader #spiderman atsv #spider man x reader #spider man: across the spider verse

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landovilla · 5 months

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read your mind.

༉‧₊˚ reader gets a certain reply to her story.

pairing: charles leclerc x poc!reader

fc: aeri from aespa!!

trope:situation opps!

warnings: suggested smut but no smut happens. semi-love bombing?? toxic umm.. time skips a lot.

content: reader kind of falls too fast. charles being a dickhead idk. lando 😂😂 shh.. texts & insta post (just once). maybe bad gammer sorryyy. low caps !!!!!!

words: 1.3k ??

🎐 speaking!: hi this is my first post im kind of nervous... mo encourage me to start posting on tumblr!! also might make a part two if it gets attention 🤗 hope you enjoy!!

she wasn't a fan of him, she never was at first. It was just an accident that he followed her nothing else. But it wasn't accident that he replied to her story right?

charles_leclerc replied to your story!

ynusername's story

charles_leclerc

😍😍

ynusername

erm.. I think you replied on accident!

charles_leclerc

that was no accident sweetheart

ynusername

charles_leclerc

you're very pretty

ynusername

tell me something I don't hear🤣 be original racer boy

charles_leclerc

haha racer boy?

ynusername

isn't that what you are lolol

charles_leclerc

I mean yeah?

ynusername

ok 👍

she didn't reply after that. she didn't felt the need to. yes, a famous man that hundreds of girls drooled over would kill to be in her position! but yn had heard questionable actions the man had gotten into. she thought he would get the damn hint by now but he didn't.

charles_leclerc

ouch delivered for 1 week :(?

ynusername

I'm a busy girl..

charles_leclerc

not even time for me?

ynusername

no who are you?

are you mark lee didn't think so

charles_leclerc

just wanna know the pretty girl

ynusername

you literally don't even know who I am

NO. How did you find my instagram?

charles_leclerc

lily follows u

ynusername

um ok but ??

charles_leclerc

she posted ur post once on her story and i just had to take my shot

ynusername

erm congrats! 🎊🍾

charles_leclerc

are you always a cold bitch

ynusername

and do u think every girl can just fall for you!! oh I'm so sorry !

charles_leclerc

I must admit ur funny

ynusername

I know I am☺️

yn wasn't going to keep texting him that's what she said. she was wrong, she found herself clicking the Instagram app opening his messages. she found herself texting him everyday, as the time passed soon or later they exchanged numbers. the more they talked, the more she found out about him.

she knew he was three years older but it was fine! he didn't seem to have bad intentions. she loved the way he would give her pet names or responding quickly. yn just felt like she could fall in love again after her ex situation.

the two soon or later began calling after two months of charles begging, she finally gave in. "so.. are you gonna say something or just be staring at the screen?" yn spoke softly looking into her camera. his grin widened, "you have a hot voice too-" she stared at her screen for awhile before replying, "ok I'm hanging up now-"

charles!!

hii pretty girl

yn 🤍

helloooo char:)

charles!!

cant wait to see you after all of these months

yn🤍

it's literally been what?

5 months talking 😃

charles!!

and? I promised you that confession in person didn't I?

yn🤍

shut ur mouth

charles!!

only if it's ur lips

he was the sweetest once they met, he wrapped an arm around her waist instantly. charles pecked her cheek and looked at her with a wide smile.

"hey"

she smiled back,

"hey"

they were happy for awhile, why wouldn't they? charles would take her on the most expensive dates yet. he would have her by his side no matter what the occasion. when it was race day, she was there even when he lost terribly. she would always be there for him.

but they weren't official, she never thought he would take this long to ask her to his official girlfriend. when she confronted about it to him, he always said the same thing.

"I do want you to be my girlfriend. It's just I want to plan it out perfectly just for you, my girl"

she should've never believed him. she should've started getting suspicious when he suddenly stopped asking her to go to his races occasionally. but she didn't question it, just brushing it off thinking he was just busy that's all.

hi!!

charles!!

hey pretty, how are you?

good gooddd

you've been lagging on me tbh😞

charles!!

Ik ik

it's just been busy lately

yk training and stuff

yeah I know

I just miss talking to you

charles!!

you'll have me to yourself soon

right ☺️

yn just thought he was busy that's all. he's a celebrity and celebrities are always busy, right? it wasn't until a week later where he finally invited her to a dinner celebration with other f1 drivers. his hand resting on her lower back the majority of the time as he whispered sweet nothings in her ear.

"you should've not worn this dress. you look out of this world" he whispered in her ear before placing a peck on her cheek. she felt herself start forming a smile at his compliment. no matter how hard she tried not give him an reaction she always failed. the sweetness from him quickly ended when he left her alone in the table going to chat along with the other boys.

she was incredibly bored, one of her fingers tapping the table. she didn't know anyone in the celebration. the girlfriends of the other drivers were in their own world not even paying attention to her. yn was safe to say she felt excluded by everyone here. she would've been talking to lily but lily seemed to skip this dinner party this time.

20 minutes ended up passing by, she felt incredibly small at this point. she flinched slightly feeling someone tap her shoulder. her gaze shifted to the person next to her. he was smiling at her widely. "hey! did charles dumbass leave you here alone?" yn chuckled slightly. "I guess he got too caught up with the others" he hummed with her response.

"I'm lando" she hummed giving him a soft smile, "lando? alright im yn" he grinned this time showing off his pearly whites. "yn, what a pretty name for a pretty girl" she laughed shaking her head.

she placed her chin on her hand taking in his appearance, "I would compliment you back but I don't think I can" he leaned closer to her. "oh really? why? is charles your boyfriend now?" she was going to say yes but he wasn't her boyfriend. "well not yet. though I only have eyes on him" lando tilted his head and leaned back onto his chair. "if I was him I would've made you my girlfriend already by the third month" his words made her heart sting.

the ride back to the hotel was silent. when the two had step inside charles closed the door behind them leaning against the door. "didn't know you were all smiles with lando" yn sat on the edge of the bed looking at him. "what? he was just keeping me company" she frowned, why was he acting like this?

"stay away from him pretty, he just wants to steal you from me" he spoke softly as he walked in front of her. "you can do that for me right?" his hand brushed her strand of hairs away from her eyes. she was a weak women, "yeah I can" charles smiled satisfied he grip her chin up placing a kiss on her lips. he slowly pushed her down onto the bed. "so good to me, yeah?" he heavily breathed.

"god, let's get you out of this dress"

yn felt stupid for waiting his notifications. she wonder what went wrong was it because she responded too quickly? she didn't know but she was tired. she was tired of his excuses for not asking her out officially. she was tired of him responding so late to her lately.

what position you got her in😂😐

charles.

what..?

oh now u reply lol

charles

yn, you know im busy.

and im sick of you being so-called busy everyday.

charles

you know that's what I mean though. It's not my fault I have training and stuff.

you know what charles, im tired of whatever we have going on. I don't wanna be just a stupid situation. Why won't you make me your girlfriend yet? it's been over 7 months of us talking, going on dates, literally fucking?? what else do you want from me?

charles

im sorry yn. it's just im scared my fans will hurt you they aren't used to me dating girls with black hair and yk?

what the fuck.

im starting to think you don't actually like me

charles

I do I swear

no you don't. you would've accepted me. sorry im not a blonde girl with blue eyes. have fun with your new bitch i can tell you've been texting someone new.

charles

wait yn please just listen to me

read

he spammed her for almost a week but that quickly ended. she was heartbroken, who wouldn't be though? she hated the fact that he just was experimenting around with her. that same week he was spotted with a girl with blonde hair. it broke her, so she did what any girl would do after a situation.

she instantly went insane, crying to sad songs on blast. she clearly looked like a mess, it didn't help that after that her fall semester started. people stared at her like she was crazy. her hair was always in a messy hairstyle she didn't even bother wearing makeup or dressing up.

"you seriously need to get over him" her best friend said through the phone screen. yn looked at her with a frown, "i seriously cannot" the friend sighed shaking her head softly. "that's because you keep making it worse. I say dye your hair blonde and post just to show him you'll look good in any hair color" yn raised her eyebrows as she fixed the camera on the call.

"isn't that just making me seem desperate though?"

"well, if he texts you just ignore him. hey who knows maybe another driver will text you" she winked teasing.

"I don't think so... charles didn't let me talk to any of them" she sighed flopping down on her bed again.

"and? he isn't here now is he?"

ynusername posted!

ynusername 🪩🍾

comments off

you have two new messages!

charles_leclerc

hey, I missed you, pretty girl.

landonorris

hey😁

🎐: wowahhhh that was crazy 🤣😂(no it wasn't) I hope you enjoyed this short oneshot!! lmk if you want a part two fr😊

#charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #lando norris #lando norris x reader #charles leclerc smut #charles leclerc x you #formula 1 #landovilla

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jesi555 · 7 months

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𝐖𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒. | © jesi555 — kinktober 2023

𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐈. | nami

warnings. | wlw sex yessir, fem reader, recording, twt vids [im compensating for the fact that im shit at writing smut], camgirl, hints at vivi x nami, cunnilingus, scissoring, making out yum. im not super proud of this :( lmk if i miss anything.

tags : @aizensgf, @wolflover384, @bun-parade, @3v37773, @guccilaw, @immindingmyown @ruledbyproblematique

Nami loves her followers. After all, they rain money on her. Her tip menu is pricey, but her followers were down bad and As her no 1 fan, so were you. Sometimes Nami thought you were some pervy old man based on your tip, But money is money, and Nami loves money.

Nami felt generous recently, so she announced a competition. 131: one lucky winner, three entries max, one video of both of us, Her community post read. It was a tempting risk, so you mindlessly entered the competition.

At around 9:30 on a Thursday night, you silently studied at your university's library, a few other students doing the same. You were in the zone until a silent vibrating buzz broke your focus. Irritated, you checked your notifications, your eyes bulging out as you saw the email from @namimi. A soft squeal left your lips as you read over the contents of the email.

Congratulations ___! You have won the 131 competition. Your proof of winning is in this email. Please take a screenshot of this email along with the attached verification number and send it to me on Instagram as soon as possible! love, Nami!

You leaned back in your chair, your chest heaving. After a silent scream, you hurriedly headed back to your dorm. After screaming into your pillow and thoroughly contemplating the reward, you finally texted Nami.

___: hii! I received an email saying I won the 131 competition! here’s a screenshot!

You awaited her response for a few minutes, but as it turned into an hour and another, you slowly lost hope. You honestly felt disappointed. Your fave just flaked out on you!

Before you could wallow in sadness anymore, a buzz got you running towards the device.

namimi: omg hi! I'm so sry for the late response! I was getting my hair done. I see you're the lucky winner!

Before you could reply, a small notification popped up, '@namimi followed you'. You quickly accepted the request and waited.

namimi: hold on, you're a girl?! thank god. I was not looking forward to having sex with a middle-aged Discord mod.

you laughed and messaged her back,

___: haha no I'm very much a girl. so do you need any information from me?

namimi: just general stuff, I'd prefer it to be face-to-face though, is that okay with you?

___: Absolutely!

namimi: cool! I'll text you the location soon!

You bit your lip nervously. Nami was coming to meet you. The Nami. Your leg bounced up and down, waiting for her arrival. A few minutes pass as you see a head of orange hair enter the cafe. She looked around for a second before she saw your smiley face.

"Damn, you're even hotter in person." she chuckled, "do you wanna make the video today? I'm free tonight. You look good as it is."

Your mouth slightly fell open as a small 'huh' voice out of your throat. "I mean Yes!" you quickly said.

"Awesome, let's go back to my place then."

Her home was nice. It smelt like tangerines.

"You're okay being recorded right?" she asked. Nodding in agreement, you looked over her room.

"Alright, the camera's set up. do you want a dom or sub role?"

"girl do anything to me," you spoke without thinking, processing what you said. she laughed out and asked you if you were ready.

"yes"

"good. then strip"

A new notification spelled out 'namimi is live', and soon hundreds and thousands of followers joined the livestream. To many of them, the stream was pure heaven. 2 hot girls making the fuck out? Yes, please!

namiismymommy sent 10$: holy fuck namisslut sent 2$: wait is that @princessvivi? ilovevivi sent 4$: Nah bro that's the lucky winner namisslut sent 5$: I'm so jealous

"Are you reading the comments?" Nami whispered in your ear, both of you, skin to skin.

namiismymommy sent 20$: eat her out.

"My lovely followers are asking us a favor" she moaned, "let's give them what they want baby."

You dropped down in front of her cunt, giving her lips soft kitten licks until she pushed you into her pussy. Nami getting eaten out by an equally hotter chick was a God-sent gift.

This was probably Nami's best video yet. Not to mention, the scissoring was a highlight.

As the live stream ended, the two girls looked at the comment section.

ilovevivi sent 50$: Vivi, Nami and lucky winner threesome when?

It seems like you'll frequent her channel soon.

꩜ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐢𝟓𝟓𝟓 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠!! 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 !!

#꩜ from jesiya.#one piece smut #one piece nami #one piece #꩜ one piece.#nami smut #nami x reader #op nami #nami #cat burglar nami #straw hat pirates #꩜ kinktober 2023.#kinktober 2023 #one piece kinktober #kinktober

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y0ucanbemydaddy · 17 days

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Ghost being horrible💕💕

This is a post for @a-x-o-l-o-t-lb-i-t-e-s

Ghost was horrible to you, straight up toxic but as he looked at you dancing with a man that could make you just so happy he couldn’t help but want to rip his throat off

TW TW TW this is dark af like it wasn’t supposed to be this dark but I went off the rails and ended up writing something fair from the idea

vomit, kidnapping, cannibalism (yeah idk either ) toxic behavior

This is insane and none of this should be done in real life, it’s just a horrible blog post

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He couldn’t believe you could do this to him

How could you do something that would make you happy? He wanted you miserable with him

Well not that’s not what he was thinking but that’s what happened

He didn’t want more then a fuck buddy and he told you that but you just had to look at him with those eyes and he let you stay the night

You thought you were dating him and that you meant something to him

Poor baby, you were nothing but a number to him

A pretty number but that doesn’t change the fact that you were never important to him

So when you too would be done fucking if you try to come cuddle up to him he would just push you off him

He wasn’t into romance and I mean no dates, no flowers, no forehead kisses just nothing that could be taken in a romantic sense

But that didn’t stop you from hoping that you were special to him

Hoping that one day he would tell you how pretty you are and not how sexy you are

But you would never get that and finally, finally you figured that out when he had left his phone unlocked

Cheating? Worse. Thousands of texts between him and his friends talking about how he was just gonna hit it and quit it but you’re so clingy that you couldn’t leave him alone

That you were always begging for attention

But what made it hurt worse is that he was completely right

And that’s what broke you, he was right you did always have to beg and beg for attention

You had to remind and remind him when your birthday was just for him to forget and maybe if you were lucky you would get some slutty underwear and bras

Which only benefited him but guess who never ever forgot Simon’s birthday

Your stupid ass, you would get him a well thought out gift that was so super special just for him to mumble a thank you then put it off to the side and go back to whatever he was doing that was more important then you

As you say on the couch and read through all these texts he came back to the living room and asked if you had seen his phone

But before he could get much of the sentence out he saw the phone in your hands but your head mostly down so he couldn’t see your face

“Haha very funny give it back”

he rolled his eyes and grabbed the phone out of your hands with ease as you had almost no grip on it

It took a couple seconds but eventually you lift your head up and look at him with big watery eyes and tear stained cheeks

“How could you…”

You said in a pathetic attempt at keep it all together

Thats what lead to this situation

Ghost sitting at a bar in some kind of jazz club, watching as his girl danced with some scrawny little punk that his could lift up with one fucking hand

How could you like him? He was nothing like ghost?

Sure he was romantic and kind

But he wasn’t him and just looking at him grab your waist like that, not with lust but love and affection

He would give you all the love you need, he would do better, he would change

For you.

But not with him here, no it couldn’t happen

He had to be gotten rid off

He was dirt that didn’t deserve to touch you

That was for him, and him only

As ghost looked down at what he did he felt no guilt

As he looked at the rough hand that have taken hundreds of lives now bloody and the white button up that was worn by your partner, covered in metallic bright blood

Yet no guilt

He just dragged the bloody body away, he had another use for it

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Seeing your ex at your door after getting ghosted by your current boyfriend is not the best

“Go away no one wants you here”

You say before swinging the door shut only for it to be stopped by a foot

“Oh baby come on let me make you dinner, just one dinner then and if I can’t make you feel batter then you’ll never here from me again”

He says in way that the words sound like begging but his tone almost makes it seem like this is just a casual conversation to him

“One. One dinner and I’m not cooking”

You say looking down at the ground in embarrassment of giving in so easily and because it hurts a little to look at him

“You won’t regret this i promise baby”

He smirks

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“We’re did you get this beef? You know it tastes a little more like chicken than beef and it’s much chewier?”

You say as you try to grind down this food not realizing he has yet to take a single bite

“You always ask so many questions baby, that one of the reasons I like you so much but you know I think I should show you where I got this meat because it’s very special”

He smirk more then he has all night but you still don’t understand, in fact you get excited for the surprise

But your heart sinks when ghost pushes some of the food away from his plate right and the table to reveal a eye

A human eye.

Not just any eye, you would recognize that eye anywhere it’s the same color of your new boyfriend, the man the showed you that love is something that can feel good

That love isn’t supposed to hurt you

“If you’re wondering were I put the body, well you helped me hide it”

You then look down at your food and it all clicks

You have eaten your boyfriend

You

Ate

Person

Only a couple seconds later your on all fours puking up all the food that you had eaten moments before

You felt sick

You were sick

He was sick

“You sick fuck…”

You somehow get out in between gags and moments of vomit

But he says nothing for what feels like hours

He just watches you vomit till you pass out

It wasnt until you woke up feeling cold, weak, and something touch wraped around your arms and legs

Keeping you bound up tightly

“Have a good nap princess?”

#ghost simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost x you #toxic ghost #simon ghost x reader #fem reader #gender neutral if you squint #yandere ghost #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #toxic relationship #toxic Simon #yandere simon riley #yandere #jealous ghost #sad honestly #I hated writing this #ghost

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aromanticautiesworld · 5 months

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finn x fem reader whos really into science, rambles on a bunch and finn actually listena to her which she hasnt seen anyone do and actually CARE about what shes saying and immediately starts crushing (they were og friends but it just made her heart flutter and it was a pretty sunset)

YES YES ABSOLUTELY love this <- fixated on astrophysics since he was six and is considering becoming one in the far future

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finn with a fem reader who’s a science nerd

word count: 745

Finn called you over for repairs to their telescope not too long ago, something about a fight with the Ice King where he cracked the lense. The sun had already gone down, and the stars (now more visible after all the human’s pesky light pollution was gone) came out of their hiding spots along with the crescent moon.

You stopped the video game you were speeding through, the call being a necessary distraction to pull you out of what would otherwise be many hours straight of gameplay, and a significant lack of self-care.

You pack your bag with snacks, and (of course) books about astrophysics and astronomy (just in case the hangout became a sleepover, or you suddenly needed them. Things can get very chaotic very quickly with Finn), two of your favorite and very closely related sciences. Unlike him, you didn’t want to adventure for your whole life, you did eventually want to become an astrophysicist, maybe study with Peebs.

“Why do you even have a telescope if you never use it?” You say, looking down at the new lense you were trying to install.

“‘Cuz we need it to see any incoming baddies,” Finn waves his sword around, whacking imaginary enemies.

“What about, like. Using binoculars instead,”

“Telescope sees better,”

“Fair point, fair point,” You raise an eyebrow at him, “You do actually know what it’s for, right?”

Finn pauses to think. “I mean…you look at the stars. At least I think you do. I dunno why you’d look at them through that when you can see ‘em perfectly fine from here,”

“It’s cool, trust me! It’s to see them in more detail,”

Finn stares blankly at you.

“So, in space, there’s, like. a hundred billion things—things we can’t even see from here—and this telescope lets you look at all the stuff you can’t see and all the stuff you can see but better,”

Finn sheathes his sword, “I thought there was just the stars, planets and the moon in space?”

“Oh, well. Yeah, but there’s also asteroids, meteoroids, all those decayed satellites from before the mushroom war, supernovas—oh oh oh! Do you know what a supernova is? They’re so cool—they’re basically a big, big star that after becoming a red supergiant they implode in this huge burst of energy that lasts years—and at the end it either makes a neutron star, or a black hole. Black holes are actually super cool too, they don’t let anything out—not even light! Most black holes are smaller than Ooo but there are some massive ones at the center of every galaxy—which is a whole other thing—that could’ve been formed by being compressed at the center of giant stars back in the ancient universe. Also, they’re probably going to be the last thing in the universe but because of hawking radiation eventually they’ll fade away too, and…um…”

You look back over at Finn, who now sat criss cross on the floor of the balcony. He’d been intently listening (even if he didn’t understand some of it) but in your eyes you were boring him. Most people don’t have the energy or desire to listen to your long rants about space, and once you start, the conversation fizzles out and they’re too tired to talk to you.

You look down at your hands, “Sorry, I was rambling again. We can talk about something else if you want, haha…”

“No, no no no,” He had zoned out many times during PB’s talks of numbers and other things kinda irrelevant to him, but for you it was different. Maybe he just likes hearing the sound of your voice, he doesn’t know. “Can you keep going?”

Your heart flutters.

Your rambling continues on into the night, moon and stars slowly moving across the skies. Finn doesn’t add much to the conversation, mostly watches with a fluttering feeling he couldn’t figure out in his chest. Man, you were pretty when you talked.

Many hours later (you don’t know it, but the sun’s coming up soon), you sit by Finn’s side, both of you sleepy from staying up all night.

Finn looks over to you, “Tonight was fun,”

You’re quiet, “…the funny thing is, most peeps don’t like to hear about it. The stars,”

“I wanna hear about the stars, if it’s you talking about them,”

Your eyes practically sparkle, and you pull him into a hug. Finn’s face grows hot, and he freezes before hugging you back.

“Tier one, dude,”

“What?”

#mariner talks #mariner writes #finn the human x reader #finn x reader #adventure time x reader #finn the human

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comradekatara · 6 months

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sokka's real character development was him going from wanting to eat momo for dinner to being willing to jump into appa's mouth to save momo

but seriously, you have the best takes in the atla fandom. so many ppl don't take into account the effect of a hundred years of colonialism, attempted genocide and imperialism on characters, beliefs, cultures etc.

haha yes sokka is totally that grumpy dad (although in his case, more like a teenage grandpa) who’s like “if you’re gonna keep this pet you have to be the one to take care of him he’s your responsibility so you won’t see me taking care of him for you okay” and then almost immediately bonding with momo on a deep spiritual level. like seriously, sokka and momo are such an underrated duo. i know it’s easy to think of momo as aang’s pet bc aang finds him, names him, and he’s from aang’s temple, and like, to that extent, momo is obviously aang’s, but i do think that momo is equally sokka’s. they co-parent him.

although i will say i’ve always felt like the “get out of the bisons mouth” moment isn’t really sokka genuinely fearing for momo, he just has a lot of pent up stress in that moment and misplaces his manic energy. when he’s stressed about something not in his control he tends to get really frenetic and loud and dramatic for a short burst, just as a way of releasing all that energy i guess. i suppose this habit makes for funny moments, but if you trace the pattern it’s not just a comedic device (although it is of course that), it’s actually a consistent trait of his character as he responds to overwhelming stress. which is pretty cool i think.

and thank you! i think everyone comes to this show with a different perspective and different analytical lenses, and at the end of the day, it is a cartoon that most of us watched as children (although i do have a sizable number of friends who watched it for the first time as adults and absolutely loved it), so i can’t really fault people for being reductive in their interpretations, although as someone who has spent so long dissecting the show, i do think i have earned the right to find it annoying. i will say that i think the baseline framing one needs to understand atla is an understanding of us imperialism, and specifically the war on terror/iraq invasion. i think that distance from that time has allowed newer audiences to forget crucial context in which this show is situated.

obviously reading some postcolonial theory and feminist theory (and im certainly not going to claim i’m an expert in either) would probably also help a lot of people better contextualize their readings, but i have also seen analyses from people who clearly are familiar with the cultural contexts informing atla, and who nonetheless produce rancid takes. criticism is obviously subjective. and while it’s always nice to hear that someone likes my perspective, i am well-aware that many people hate what i have to say on atla for whatever reason. for some reason, this show breeds many divisive arguments, but i think that’s just a testament to how deeply it has touched people’s lives, that they care enough to send each other death threats over which boy katara should kiss or whatever. lol

#twitterpat #asks #also ‘attempted genocide’ ?#seemed like pretty effective genocides to me!#sokka #<- love to overanalyze this guy . the bitch #momo&sokka #aang&sokka #aang&momo

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yersina · 6 months

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a linguist plays chants of sennaar (pt 4)

[pt 1] [pt 2] [pt 3] [x] [pt 5]

we're getting close to the end, guys!!

disclaimer: can't promise that i'll have any insights that a layperson wouldn't have, this is kinda just me thinking through the grammar of the language out loud haha.

this post covers the fourth language and will contain spoilers! it also assumes that you know what the symbols mean already.

additional note: i went and added alt text to my previous posts in this series! sorry for not having them before :)

numbers!!!!!!!!

before i get into anything else, i think i might as well start with numbers, which are the most unique part of this language and really leans into the portrayal of this society as mathematical and scientific lol. like the arabic numeral system, this number system is base 10, which we can see from the ruler. whether it’s base 10 or not isn’t super relevant to the gameplay or the language, i think?? except that it mimics the arabic numeral system, so it’s familiar to us. i am not a mathematician or logician or what-have-you, so i wouldn’t know—my expertise does not lie in this area lol

we only have evidence in the game for numbers with up to 4 digits (one on each side and end of the center line) so we don't know how the alchemists would've represented really big numbers. however, the placement of the four numerical digits around the central line suggests to me that this language might have a system that counts by four digit placements, rather than three. (to clarify: in western cultures, we often count and represent numbers in groups of three: thousand (1,000), million (1,000,000), and so on, with a new word for each set of three digit places. in many east asian languages, large numbers are represented in groups of four instead (examples that came to mind were chinese, japanese, and korean, but that’s just what i’m personally familiar with; there certainly might be others). in chinese, we have 万 (10,000) and 亿 (100,000,000), single words instead of “ten thousand” and “hundred million”. the word for million is “hundred-ten thousand” (百万).) since this language naturally seems to represent numbers in groups of four, that's my suspicion. unfortunately, the addition-only calculator in lab 2 only goes up to 9999, so we don't know what happens at five digits; my best guess is that the center line changes (maybe becomes two lines instead of just one, since one line also represents 0?), but obv there's no guarantee.

moving on from numbers, this language is relatively consistent when it comes to visual representation of linguistic categories: verbs have an open circle, locations have the sideways u/semi-circle deal, and people have a triangle-plus-line element to them. interestingly, “fear” once again is more of a noun than a verb in this language in terms of appearance. at this point, i’m inclined to think that this a quirk of the developers, rather than the language; even though fear is often used as a verb in the language itself, its appearance denotes that it’s primarily a noun, which may indicate that the game developers also thought of it as a noun first and verb second.

other interesting combinations of elements/radicals in the language include “mine”, which combines the radical for location and the triangular feature of scientific elements/materials (i.e, “the location where you can find materials”). the word for “seek/want” and “laboratory” share a radical, which suggests that that radical means something like “answer” or “curiosity” or something like that. another fun thing i noted is that the word for “alchemist” shares a similar shape to “i/me”, which might be indicative of a thought like “i am an alchemist”, and that those two concepts are linked, culturally or historically. i also think it’s interesting that “fire” and “fear” visually look more similar to each other than the other nouns—again, could possibly indicate something about how the alchemists conceptualize them? they obviously live in an environment where they encountered monsters that were scared of fire, and they in turn were scared of the monsters—i wouldn’t be surprised if it were the case that these were connected in that way.

i’ve been trying to figure out if this language has a particular pattern when it comes to representing words with an open circle vs dot, but so far i can’t find anything. might just be random/artistic choice!

this language once again returns to the pattern of being SVO, with plural suffixes rather than prefixes like the warrior language. in fact, i would say that grammatically, especially in terms of sentence structure, the warriors and the alchemists seem to be the most similar. no verb-initial languages in this game i’m afraid, haha.

one more language to go!!

#sina rambles #sina plays chants of sennaar #chants of sennaar #linguistics #language

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reputationmunson · 1 year

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Fluff request! Eddie calming reader down from a panic attack - initially noticing that something is wrong when they start to get all distant and stuff, subtly taking them somewhere quiet and calm and just really kindly talking them down

(And then maybe a little kiss at the end, at least a big ol hug)

thank you for the request! I'm sorry this took me a few days. I've been in the mood to write but every time I open a new document I just stare at it haha

Breathe | Eddie Munson x reader

summary: Eddie comforts you after you get overwhelmed at one of his shows

content: panic attack, eddie being the best boyfriend, no pronouns, petnames (babe, baby), use of y/n (just once i think), swearing, fluff

word count: [762 words]

The hideout was completely packed tonight. You were super stoked about the crowd for Corroded Coffin, but you were also feeling overwhelmed. At first, you were fine. Big crowds weren’t really your thing, but when Eddie came out on stage, you were one hundred percent focused on him and drowned everything else out.

Now, you have Eddie standing next to you with his arm around your shoulder while he’s talking to a group of people. You’re pressed up next to him with absolutely no space, and while you love being this close to him, you have no other choice because of all the bodies surrounding you and leaving you no choice.

You feel like you’re trapped and the exit is a thousand miles away.

The room begins to grow hotter and louder.

You feel yourself begin to zone out. Your heart is pounding in your chest and your vision is blurry. The sounds surrounding you being to drown out, like you’re in a different world, but you’re stuck in the same spot.

“Isn’t that right, baby?” you hear Eddie say to you but you can’t respond or react. “Baby?” Eddie asks, concerned. He grows worried when he sees the look on your face and the sweat on your forehead.

“Fuck, let’s get you outside, okay?” You give a small nod and close your eyes.

Eddie grabs your hand and plows through the crowd to get you outside into the fresh air. After what feels like hours, you’re finally outside.

You start to sob and you can’t catch your breath.

“Hey, hey, listen to my voice. Deep breaths, okay? In and out, can you do that for me?”

Eddie starts to take deep breaths with you and you feel yourself calm down a little, but you’re still shaken up.

“There ya go, you’re okay. Can I touch you?”

You nod and his hands rest on your shoulders. He wants nothing more than to pull you into him for a hug, but he knows that might make things worse.

Once your breathing is normal and you feel more cooled off, you look at him. “I’m so sorry. I ruined your night and-”

“You didn’t ruin anything, babe. I’m sorry that I didn’t notice sooner. I know big crowds can stress you out sometimes and I should’ve thought about that.”

“I was fine, but then everything hit me all at once and I’m so happy that you guys got a big crowd tonight. I just wish I was able to handle it better and support you.”

“You do support me. Always. Even when there were only two other people in the crowd, you were there. You’re there at band practices and even when I’m just in my room forcing you to listen to whatever shitty lyrics I write, you’re sitting on my bed with the biggest smile on your face.”

“They’re not always shitty lyrics”

Both of you laugh and Steve walks outside, trying to find you.

“Oh, here you are. I’ve been looking for you two. Everything alright?” Steve notices you look like you’ve been crying.

“Yeah, we’re alright. Steve, would you be a dear and get my number one fan some water?” Eddie requests and Steve heads back inside.

“Just your number one fan? I'm no groupie, rockstar.”

“Number one fan, love of my life. Same thing. And you are so a groupie. But only for me, yeah?”

“Yeah” you agree. “Hug?” you hold your arms out and he can’t wait another second.

You hold each other and you realize you’d go through just about anything to be able to hug him.

“Feeling better?” He asks and you hum as a yes.

“Think I might need a kiss, though”

Eddie chuckles and captures you in a kiss. The kiss is sweet and slow and everything you need.

“I love you” You say as soon as you break apart.

“I love you, more. You know who I don’t love? Harrington. I mean how hard is it to get a glass of water”

You laugh and wrap yourself around him again. “Maybe we can just get some water at home?” you suggest.

“Anything for my one and only groupie” he jokes.

You groan and he leads you to his van, stopping to kiss you every few seconds.

“Guys! y/n I have your water!” you hear Steve shout, making the two of you giggle

“Hurry, before he sees us”

Eddie races you to his van, but obviously lets you win despite how competitive he is. He’d lose every time if it meant making you smile.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson #stranger things fluff #stranger things fic

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kess-in-the-perthchimzone · 4 months

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Reflections on 2023 in BL

I’ve been going back and forth on doing a deeper dive of my top scenes and shows and such in BL this year, but I don’t quite think I have the energy, so I finally settled on something like a gratitude list:

Back in March or so, over dinner @thirstkanaphan first told me about the magical world of BL. I admit I didn’t really think I’d like it. Apart from Skam, I’d never watched anything with subtitles. But she persisted, and in June sent me a incredibly detailed series of email recommendations — all of which I ignored, haha. She didn’t get me until she sent a screenshot of Pat and Pran standing on the rooftop (because as an avid fan of the Foxhole Court I have a LOT of rooftop feelings). From the moment I started Bad Buddy, though, I have been completely and utterly hooked on the world of Thai BL and I have been so grateful for our literal hundreds of texts a day, Thai food dates, and GMMTV slumber parties.

As I got to know BL, I really enjoyed a lot of new-to-me shows this year, including Bad Buddy, Until We Meet Again, Not Me, and Manner of Death. I remember joking, though, that I needed to find my true ride-or-die boys. Even so, I don’t think I expected to fall as in love with PerthChimon as I did.

And that is where most of my gratitude for the year lies:

- I’m thankful for Chopper, the best boy in the whole world, and Ben, who inspired me to write meta for the first time

- I’m so thankful for this little tumblr community we have — I’m terrified I’m missing someone but especially @gaiaxygang @naomi-obsessions @dramalets @lamonnaie @dramabiscuit @srnileforme for all our interactions throughout the year! Nothing will ever compare to Dangerous Romance Fridays, but it’s been fun finding new things to be excited about.

- Speaking of Dangerous Romance —I love this beautiful show and will forever cry about windmills and umbrellas. I’m grateful to have watched the love story unfold and that it returned my love of writing to me — not only for analysis but fiction!

- and I’m very thankful for @criticallyobs — not only the something like 2,500 of hours of listening but also the endless number of voice messages that always bring a smile to my face. Thanks for adopting the stray kitten that followed you home

This has truly been one of the most joyous fandoms of my life. Thanks for playing a part in my experience! I can’t wait to see what 2024 has in store 💛🖤

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moon-catto · 2 years

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Things i like about you

Summary: Headcanons about the way you and Gojo admired each other silently.

A/N: I know it's been so long since i last wrote haha but what's new (sigh) pls don't come at me—

Him

He has a habit to wake up early in the morning to prepare himself to work before he's married to you.

So when he opened his eyes and found you messily sleeping with a literal starfish position, he can't hold back his smile.

He would look at your features silently, trying to remember something like the mole on your face or neck, the way your nose scrunched and brows furrowed when you mumbling in your sleep... Anything, he would take notes on literally everything you do and think it's cute.

He would snuggle closer to you so he can hold you, pleased to see your arms unconsciously wrapped around his waist like he is your personal sleeping bolster or doll or something.

He likes sniffing you from behind because you smelled so nice. Because he's so tall, he usually put his chin on your head while standing behind you or when you sat on his lap. Your shampoo scent is dominating his senses almost immediately. He then asked what hair products you're using and buy it first thing tomorrow for him to use.

Likes linking his pinkie to yours and always having an internal self crisis when he realized that even his pinky finger is much bigger compared to your tiny, delicate ones.

So that's why he would bent down to kiss every knuckles of your hands in every chance he gets. Be it in school, clan gathering, and hell even in Mc Donalds.

Since you're so smoll, he likes to intimidate you with his height. Cornering you with his huge body and making you flustered is one of his daily hobby.

Bought you everything you see when both of you went on the mall. You glanced at that new designer boots? He bought it. You're just stopping in front of the Chanel store to fix your shoes? He would buy the entire Chanel collection for you becauseeee—

He totally adores it when you wear something he bought. He thinks you look pretty and stunning in everything you wear but nothing compares when you wear his stuff. He would simply go feral at the image of you wearing his shirt.

He likes seeing you eat well so expect dates to various restaurant and cafes. He loves it when you stuffed your cheeks with food and might actually squeal when you do that because you look similar to a bunny or a squirrel. A precious squirrel, indeed.

Took hundreds photos of you with you're knowing and you being completely oblivious about it.

Since he's a natural menace, he also would collect the less photogenic image of yours in his secret folders. Just to surprise you with it printed everywhere in your home on your birthday.

Likes it if you initiated first. A kiss? He would melt. A hug? He won't let you go for another 3 hours. And if you're getting dangerously bolder, he would whimper, completely smitten and helpless under you.

And if he's the one who's dominant, he won't let you go until he's certain you're satisfied and well-loved by him.

He likes to tickle you because he loves hearing your laugh, whether it's the soft and gentle one or the ones that is loud and full of snorts. But he doesn't like it when you kick him in the stomach afterwards though.

Is very grateful on your heavenly home cooked meals. But he likes it more when he's able to watch you cook and maybe he would give a hand—or he would simply hug your from behind while asking when dinner is ready every five seconds.

Pet names. Pet names. Pet names. He liked every word you used go to call him. Sweetheart, love, husband, and even your pretty boy. The last one is proven to make him a blushing mess.

He's your number one fan. So whenever you sing, dance, or do anything basically, he would applause and cheered you for it.

"Kyaaa! Y/N-chan is so pretty when she's washing the dishes!"

"Stop cheering and come help me!"

"After i took another photo. Okay, baby, look here! You absolutely look phenomenal wearing that pink rubber gloves."

You

You like it when you found yourself snuggled in his embrace in the morning. All warm and safe between his strong arms.

Love how you smelled like him, so you often wear his clothes and sneakily trying his cologne.

You don't tell him about this, but you like it when he called you wife and love and of course other pet names as well.

You're overwhelmed with how easy he spent money on you. But you can't help but liking the look on his face when he saw you wear your new clothes. "Absolutely fucking gorgeous." He said breathlessly one day.

You like it when he's affectionate to you. He would kiss you so suddenly and in random times and left you breathless and confused.

You also loved how he devoted himself to satisfy you and took time to love every inch of your body.

People said that he can be too much to handle, but you never get enough of him. You kinda like his childish traits, you think he's so adorable.

But when he gets serious, you can't help the pounding in your heart.

One time, someone cursed you until you fell sick. And he's like:

"I'm going to find whoever cursed you and made them regretted the day they were born."

He's so protective of you and you like that side of him. He would pulled you by your shoulder whenever you almost bumped into someone, holding your hand when you're crossing the streets, and give you his jacket if it's starting to get cold.

Same like him, you also took photos of him. It's hard to take the less pretty image of him because he always looks gorgeous in everything he does.

He's so camera aware, always teasing you if he caught you secretly taking photos of him.

You like his broad shoulders. When he walks or stands in front of you with his back facing you, you always amazed on how dependable he looked. He never fails to make you feel safe.

His eyes, you can't get tired of them. Like seeing an aquarium inside of them or gazing at the endless blue sky. He's skilled on faking his expression but his true emotions are conveyed by his eyes. When he's sad, his eyes is like a turbulent wave in the ocean, and when he's happy it's like a brilliant hue of the morning sky.

You are his biggest supporter. When he's all sad and tired, you will abandon everything you were doing because you have a duty to make him well-fed and well-loved by making him his fav foods, cuddling, throwing poorly made puns and jokes or just talking about anything random to distract him.

Despite his goofy antics and childish behavior, deep down you knew how strong and kind hearted he is and that's what makes him so lovable.

#gojo fluff #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #gojo headcanons #gojou satoru x you #gojou x reader

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chinchillamajor · 6 months

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So, drawing from the whole multiverse of pregnant Simon AUs that've been popping (no pun intended) up on Tumblr as of late, @cottagedeer had the utterly galaxy-brained idea to roll D&D dice to determine how otherworldly any particular AU's Golbaby power levels would be.

I saw what Vanilla Simon (love that name for him!)'s roll ended up as, and all I could think was: "omg, it's my dice!!"

Nobody could have known this, of course, but. I've always been a ridiculously lucky person, with the asterisk that my luck comes from all directions. I'm as liable to inexplicably skip out on an imminent Bad End (no joke-- I've managed to cheat death four times, so far) as I am to find the one-in-a-billion bolt in my pint of ice cream (as my one missing tooth can attest). Things just seem to happen *louder* around me.

And back in 2019, when I was told I probably had cancer for the first time, I ran a medical-bills fundraiser based around a die designed to reflect precisely my own brand of luck.

They were made of solid rose quartz (a nod to my favorite show at the time, Steven Universe) and only had two roll results: an evenly divided number of 1s and 20s.

Of the hundred dice I had made for the fundraiser, I still have *one* left, that I kept.

Out of curiosity, I rolled it today.

...Going by the numbers, I guess it's a *good* thing this universe's spontaneous kiddo never made it to term, because... just my luck, my Golbaby score was a 20. (I rolled it two more times. 20, again. And a third 20. I couldn't stop giggling.)

And then, the thought hit me.

It's probably among the most self-indulgent thoughts I've ever had, but. Hear me out.

*Someone's* gotta help out all those other pregnant Simons, in all those other universes.

So, to anyone with pregnant Simon AUs: I offer myself, in a handy-dandy fiction suit, as "Star Simon," a sort of messenger to all those other Simons finding themselves expecting by surprise.

Star Simon's own Golbaby never made it far enough to be born (too powerful; they had to be nerfed out of having a physical form), but appears as a teeny winged sparkle that follows Star Simon around, and allows him to dimension hop to where and when other pregnant Simons need to see some kindness, most.

After an appearance in each AU Simon’s dreams, Star Simon then has an 'in' to that Simon’s reality, which he only uses to portal in the fluffiest, coziest blankets, the most soothing cups of decaf coffee, and/or pep talks/advice, if needed.

Even in realities with the worst Bad Ends imaginable, Star Simon appears, to offer that Simon the biggest hug he can, and to tell his alternate self, "You did the best you could, and I'm so proud of you. At least *one* of us will always remember that."

...

Feel free to use the idea, or not. No offense taken, believe me!

But either way, I see what y'all are doing. You're building something truly wonderful. ❤️

It's only natural a fellow Simon-alike would want to help out somehow, haha.

#cw mpreg #simon petrikov mpreg #star simon au

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spiderlilyserendipity · 1 year

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JK x Reader: Patience 🔞

A/N: No thoughts, just CEO JK brainrot. As always, minors DNI.

Genres: smut, slightttt angst, fluff

Tags: Rich!CEO JK, insecure reader, plus size reader, jk and reader’s first time together, lingerie, communication!!, oral (m and f receiving), multiple orgasms, soft dom jk, aftercare!!!

WC: 1962 (1.9k)

One thing about Jungkook is that he is perpetually busy. As the CEO of Decalcomania Studios, he spends a lot of time in the office meeting with actors, checking in with his directors about how projects are going, etc. Jungkook is the epitome of a self-made man, using his brain and his charms to make his studio stand out in Hollywood.

You used to work as a receptionist at the gym Jungkook used to work out at. The two of you met many times before you worked up the courage to ask for his phone number. You were a hundred percent sure he would turn you down, but to your surprise he said yes, and took you out on the first of many romantic dates.

Fast forward a year, and you’re looking for a job that aligns more closely to your degree. Jungkook has been nothing but supportive to you, even letting you move in to save money on expenses.

One thing about you is you love giving back to the people you love. You put special care and detail into things for the ones you love. For Jungkook, you already know what you want to give him for your anniversary — yourself, donned in stunning black lingerie for your first time together.

It’s early evening when Jungkook returns from the office. The chef has already come and gone, having made all of Jungkook’s favourite dishes as per your request to make dinner tonight special. Now, it’s just you, donned in a black silk robe with only the lingerie underneath.

You expect Jungkook to smile and hug you tightly when he sees you, since it’s your anniversary and all. But instead Jungkook stops to kiss your forehead, then walks directly to his study with his laptop case in hand.

Heart sinking, you realize he must be busy. I guess I’m the only one making a big deal of this. You think, looking down at yourself, where the robe covers the lingerie you’re wearing.

Trying to be optimistic, you arrange a tray for Jungkook to be able to eat dinner at his desk.

You knock twice on the heavy wooden door to the study.

“A-Are you busy, babe?”

“Yes. Do you need something?” Jungkook looks up from his computer, looking tired.

You bite your lip, thoughts starting to churn in your mind. Jungkook is busy. He probably forgot what today is. You think, then a more negative thought slips in past the careful wall of confidence you usually have up. Not like you’ve got anything he wants to see anyway.

“No.” You squeak out. “Nothing at all, haha. Just wanted to bring you dinner.” You say, stepping forward to place the tray on the edge of the desk.

Jungkook grabs your wrist as you start to turn away. “I’m sorry, baby. I know it’s our anniversary today.” Jungkook’s eyes brim with sincerity. His thumb gently strokes the inside of your wrist. “I just need another twenty minutes, then I’m all yours.”

You smile at him. “It’s okay, take your time. I wasn’t doing anything important anyway.” You laugh nervously, your inner fears coming out to play at the mere sight of Jungkook’s love. “Being unemployed and all.”

Jungkook frowns. “Babe.”

You try to pull your hand away, breaking eye contact. “Sorry. You’re busy.”

Jungkook holds onto you tighter. “No. I want to know. Is that how you see yourself?”

You hesitate. “Jungkook…”

Jungkook doesn’t waver. He closes the laptop and pushes it away from him. “This can wait. Sit on my lap.”

You look down at his thick thighs then at yourself, a little too round to fit on his lap comfortably. God, what if the chair broke?

“What are you thinking about, baby? I told you to do something, didn’t I?” Jungkook lowers his voice, barely a whisper. Jungkook has never been this authoritative with you. You press your thighs together, feeling something drop in your stomach.

“I-If you don’t mind. I mean, not to trouble you.” You ramble, blushing hard. Jungkook chuckles, then tugs you onto his lap. “Jungkook! I’m–I’m heavy.” You stutter, but Jungkook won’t have any of it. He manhandles you until you’re straddling him.

“I lift weights double your size.” Jungkook retorts, making you even more flustered. You place your face in the crook of Jungkook’s neck, embarrassed. Jungkook laughs, then his fingertips find their way into your hair, playing with the strands gently. “You can’t get embarrassed now, baby. You haven’t even shown me your lingerie yet.”

You pull back and look at him, stunned. “How do you know I’m wearing lingerie?”

Jungkook smiles, eyes crinkling. “When was the last time you walked around the house in just a robe?”

You groan, realizing Jungkook has known since the start. “This is terrible. Act like you don’t know.” You pout. Jungkook looks amused.

“How could I possibly do that when my girlfriend looks so fucking good?” He says, then pulls one side of your robe to expose your shoulder. His tongue bulges against the side of his cheek when he sees the bra strap. “Black lingerie?”

“It’s your favourite colour.” You say in a small voice.

Jungkook tilts his head up slightly to look at you. He purses his lips, then speaks. “You’re really testing my patience, baby.”

You lean forward and give him a kiss, slow and sensual. “Don’t be patient.”

Jungkook takes your advice, and within seconds has complete control of the kiss, and you. “My perfect girl. Fuck.” Jungkook curses, breaking the kiss to kiss along your neck. You tilt your head back, moaning softly.

Jungkook scoops you up into his arms bridal style, making you squeak out. You protest for him to put you down, but he simply carries you out of the study and down the hall to the bedroom. You don’t realize exactly how much you’ve riled him up until Jungkook kicks the bedroom door shut with his foot, then sets you down on the bed.

“Y/N. I’ve had enough. Take that damn robe off.” Jungkook orders, stepping back to pull his tie off.

You sit up onto your knees, pulling the robe off. Jungkook’s eyes run up and down your body hungrily. You see his eyes stop at your belly, and instinctively try to cover it. Jungkook arches a brow. “What happened to the girl who told me not to be patient just now? Did she get shy?” Jungkook teases in a low voice.

“That’s not it!”

“I didn’t ask for back-talk. On your back.” Jungkook orders, rolling his sleeves up. You watch as he kneels in front of the bed. He takes one of your hands and intertwines it with his own. “I’m going to eat you out. If it’s too much, say something or squeeze my hand three times. Okay?” He checks. When you reply okay in return, he kisses your thighs.

With his other hand, Jungkook pulls aside the thin black material of the panties. He smirks when he sees how wet you are from his small touches. “Has my baby been eagerly waiting?” He asks. You’re about to reply when Jungkook slips a finger in your entrance, cutting you off. He waits until the tightness dissipates to curl the finger inside you, making you whine and grind down for more. Jungkook chuckles. “And here I thought I was the only one going fucking insane sleeping next to you every night, wanting to strip you down and have you under me like this.”

You shudder at the thought of Jungkook doing this to you every day. “All yours, baby.” You manage.

Jungkook replies by leaning in and sucking your clit. You jolt, but Jungkook holds your hips down with his free arm. Then, like a starved man, Jungkook starts eating you out. You whine and try to grind down, but Jungkook doesn’t let it happen. “Jungkook, baby.” You complain, but Jungkook slides another finger inside you.

“What’s that? Does my baby girl need more than my fingers?” Jungkook looks up at you, grinning boyishly.

You glare at him. “Need you.”

“What part of me?” Jungkook teases.

“Babe!”

Jungkook chuckles, then returns to eating you out like nothing happened. Soon, you feel the familiar tension building in your stomach, but you don’t want to come without Jungkook. “Babe, I need to come. Please.” You beg.

Jungkook’s lips leave you. “Come.”

At his permission, you come so hard your thighs shake.

Jungkook kisses your inner thigh. “Good girl.” He says, then raises himself up to kiss you. You pull him down on top of you and he cups your face in his hands. “So perfect.” He praises, pulling back to look you in the eye.

You smile at him. “Now your turn.” You giggle.

Jungkook smiles back. “That’s okay. I know you’re shy about things like this. We can go all the way next time.”

You pout. “No. I wanna make you feel good now.”

Jungkook laughs. “Ugh, you’re so cute. What do I do with you?” He asks, climbing into bed with you. He sits on the bed, then motions for you to come sit on his lap. When you do, you realize how hard he is.

“Can I?” You ask, and Jungkook nods. You unzip his pants and pull his cock out of his boxers.

You pump his member up and down a few times, then lower yourself to suck it. Jungkook groans, tipping his head back in pleasure. He strokes your hair as you pleasure him, and you can feel him resisting the urge to dig his fingers into your hair. Even at his most vulnerable, Jungkook thinks of you.

“Off.” Jungkook breathes, and you obey. You sit up, ready for him. Jungkook pulls you in for another deep kiss. “Do you want me to stretch you again, baby? Or do you think you can take it now?”

“I can take it.” You say confidently.

Jungkook kisses your cheek, but looks worried. “We’ll go slow.” He promises. He lays you down against the bed, helping you get comfortable by placing a pillow under your hips. Jungkook lines himself up to your entrance, watching your expression as he enters inch by inch. He gives you a moment to adjust, running his hands up and down your sides and murmuring sweet nothings in your ear.

“Okay.” You breathe after a minute. “I’m ready.”

Jungkook kisses you and starts moving.

Even though his thrusts aren’t fast, Jungkook’s stamina is no joke. He thrusts deep inside you, and holds you close against him. You sigh with every thrust, content with being close to him. It feels so good in a way you’ve never experienced — loving and meaningful, passionate but not too fast. You feel cared for. Safe.

“Come.” Jungkook orders, and you’re gone.

The two of you are panting when Jungkook lays on top of you. “Love you.” You say, exhausted.

“Love you more.” Jungkook returns, kissing the crook of your neck.

You lay there for a few more moments before Jungkook carries you into the bathroom. The two of you wash up together. While you do your skincare routine, Jungkook changes the bedsheets, airs out the room, and re-heats dinner for the two of you.

You meet him in the dining room once you’re ready.

“I’m sorry I’ve left you alone for so long.” Jungkook apologizes over dinner. “I don’t want you to ever feel I put my work above you.”

“I’ll forgive you on one condition.” You say, a smile playing on your lips.

Jungkook smiles. “Anything.”

You pretend to think deeply. “A ring on my third finger, a baby, and a destination wedding.”

Jungkook laughs, leaning across to kiss you. “All of that is coming soon. Patience, babe.” He vows, intertwining your hand in his over the table.

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