#i think to myself

[minkyumami]

does Spock’s hair at the beginning of tmp count as a fuck ass bob?

#I feel like it doesn’t #and yet #when I see it #I think to myself #fuck ass bob #star trek #star trek tos #spock #star trek tmp

[d7kyoshi]

#every time this book switches to his POV #I think to myself #what stupid thing is this idiot going to do now #kavik #yangchen #dawn of yangchen

[gh0stgarbage]

^

Easily distracted by inkfish parties

#I think to myself #‘Ah man #I’m gonna get some good run speed gear for my Snipewriter’ #then some motherfucker starts dancing and I’m just like #well shit #guess it’s party time #splatoon 3 #splatoon #ghost speaks #text post #not furby

[oddsocksandstuff]

Leaf blowers and leaf suckers are so stupid. Oh, you hate nature being everywhere in the nature-gets-everywhere season? Cope.

#my neighbour is doing something noisy i bet it's very important #i think to myself #but no! #he's just removing every beautiful orange leaf from the ground in a 50ft circle from his house #stoppit

[pilferingapples]

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#wow why I am so wiped out #I think to myself #as if I didn't have at least five diagnoses that say ' sometimes you're gonna be Le Tired' #(but WHICH ONE this tiiiime) #(anyway sorry if I have not replied/ etc to you the last few days I am . Breathing. #it's fine I'll be fine I just need Naps as a magic item) #natter

[smute]

one of my earliest memories is of my elementary school teacher explaining to us in (more or less) graphic detail how the crucifixion would have killed jesus (nails through wrists -> nails through feet with bent knees and possibly broken legs -> entire body weight supported by arms -> dislocated shoulders elbows and wrists -> arms elongated to orangutan levels -> increased pressure on ribcage) and then we went outside to do breath play on the monkey bars basickly because no one believed her when she explained that the other common method (hands above head) could kill a person even faster, probably within minutes

#& #idk why im thinking about this now #but there it is #oh and to this day #whenever i see a crucifix with nails through the palms (which is almost all of them) #i think to myself #ha #fake fans #havent even done their research

[whispersofjupiter]

honestly joining tumblr was great for me bc i can open tumblr and i know i will have laughed very hard over something by the time i close the app

#eel thoughts #and sometimes my friends will tag me in things #and it’s like yes hi this reminded me of you #and i very much appreciate it #and when they like/reblog things i reblogged #i think to myself #i hope it made them laugh like it made me laugh

[swashbucklery]

Also petition to ban that gif of Valkyrie on a pegasus from Endgame from all of tumblr specifically for me personally.

#every time i see it #i think to myself #WHERE DID THE PEGASUS COME FROM BROTHERS RUSSO #and get annoyed about endgame timeline continuity all over again #grouchy aunt j's bottomless endgame rage #i think this is a reasonable and proportionate response and we should all just do it!

[i-am-literally-deranged]

The struggle of trying to find the exact right thing to have on in the background while knitting that's interesting enough that I don't get bored and lose focus but also isn't so interesting that it distracts me and I also lose focus, and also it's fine if I don't keep my eyes in the screen because I need to keep watching my work, and if my brain isn't suspended in the exact right cocktail it needs to operate properly I can't do anything at all. I have been trying to get started knitting for like three hours now. I am going to die.

#I spend three hours unable to force myself to work #hunting for the exact right stimulus to jumstart my shit ass brain #and then just settle for rewatching one of like three shows that I return to for this #It used to be four #but I watched Ouran Highschool Host Club so many times that I can recite the entire show #so it is no longer suitable as Show To Put On While Working #Lately it's been the Owl House #I think to myself #'ah I'll finally get through my watch list!!' #and then I just rewatch the Owl House instead

[jirnkirks]

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#Everyrime i see matt smith game of thrones tjing5 #I think to myself #Christ alive that man is unfuclable #Its not his face or anything #Well maybe #Its distinctive #So all i fuckimg see is fucking hell thats tje fucking doctor who guy who tumblr went rabid over #Its the exact same thing i tjink when i see jenna coleman #Karen gillian a bit #Well #More of shes blue and i dont have ant fucking respect or interest in seeing mcu

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

#autism #actually autistic #adhd #audhd #disability #currently lying in bed thinking about all the Tasks i gotta do today and i cant motivate myself to do Any of them #:(

[whatkindofnameisella]

can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

#ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #sometimes i can't even believe how much i myself have written. like i think i am not a writer. i am not doing enough. i do not write enough #and i look back and i have 34 (34!!) works on ao3 and reams of unpublished work on my computer and so long left to live. so i think #we will be okay. #writing

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

#yes i hate feeding myself and refuse to make sure i eat. #yes i love to cook for other people and will bother you 1000 times to make sure you eat. don’t think about it

[arunneronthird]

#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well. #tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it? #what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste? #because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something #and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL #do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down #if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself #hope you enjoy

[despazito]

Idk I have such a fascination with people who coddle and baby wild animals (or even domestic ones). Maybe it's not that deep but I think in some ways it does speak to a lack of maturity in empathy, which sounds counterintuitive but I think its not unlike some forms of unhealthy parenting. It's a cognitive disconnect that perhaps the way you'd like to be treated does not always translate to what others want or feel comfortable with. That maybe your reality is not universal, and an inability to place yourself in another's shoes. People hear low empathy and assume it means distant and unloving, but it can also look like lovebombing or over imposing oneself on others with a lack of boundaries. From the outside it can look loving and pampering and an incredible life, but do they ever really stop to try and get to know the other party, what it actually feels and wants? Are you doing what's best for it, or just what you think is best? Or worse, what you think makes you look best in front of others?

They call animal care professionals who ask for more restraint and less contact with said animals uncaring and cold because they honest to god cannot place themselves in a reality where a kindhearted hug could feel terrifying and a free donut could be horrible for one's survival. And I think information based arguments can fall short because they are primarily operating through emotions and what "feels" right to them. And I think some of these people may be drawn to animals and habituating wildlife because they won't ever tell them off in clean english. Idk it intrigues me

#i think youll find kooky animal people myself included tend to have a screw loose somewhere