Batfam as things my friends and I have said
Tim, at a toy store: Don't get close to me with that affectionate shit. *spots toy trucks* Look, trucks :D
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Cassandra: Maybe that's why my life's so peaceful. Because I don't like men
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Tim: I'm bisexual. I don't like choosing
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Damian: They're holding hands. I hope they die
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Stephanie: If I had a penis....
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Stephanie: The other day Duke learnt about periods. He was devastated.
Duke, fake crying: Shit ain't right
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Tim: Can I just kill myself, guys?
Dick: Not yet, Timmy
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Jason: I don't wanna smell it, Dick
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Jason: Stephanie, I wanna drink
Stephanie + Jason simultaneously: Drink alcohol. yeah.
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Duke: I'm doing it correctly but my answers still not coming up
Damian: Then you're not doing it correctly
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Dick, pointing at pads: How strong is your pussy?
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Jason: Am I scared or am I hard?
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Cassandra: Why did you look at me with that tone???
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Bruce: The omegaverse? That was in the spiderman movie, right?
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Stephanie: Why must we decide?
Tim: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve
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Damian: I'm not exotic, I'm just brown
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Stephanie: Are penises heavy?
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Duke: I'm just...
Stephanie: Ken
Tim: a girl
Duke: dead.
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Dick: Now that we're alone let's get into the real stuff. What's your childhood trauma, babygirl?
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Dick: Look at those gay flags
Jason: Those are countries
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A series of important facts:
1. Zhu Zanjin has cute tiny dogs
2. He carries them around in unexpected ways
3. Sometimes he puts them in Jin Guangyao’s costume
4. Jin Guangyao was the one who bought Fairy, so he’s canonically not anti-dog (forget the threat to kill her, he was a little stressed that day ok)
5. According to the American Kennel Club, small Pekingese (4-5 pounds) were sometimes called “sleeve dogs” because Chinese nobility would use them as personal guard dogs, hidden in their sleeves
CONCLUSION:
We need a remake of The Untamed that’s exactly the same except for one crucial element
LET JIN GUANGYAO HAVE A PUPPY
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made an au where UCN gets split up into two teams being charlies team and cassidys team
charlie wants to kill william for good meanwhile cassidy wants to keep torturing him so basically the entirety of UCN is just chasing after william while he attempts to escape UCN himself
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IF YOU ASKED BRBA CHARACTERS WHAT THEIR PRONOUNS WERE:
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Walter: Well, because I am male, he/him/his would be theoretically correct in all appropriate circumstances
Walter 2-5: I'm a male, so what do you possibly think I would go by? Yeah, exactly.
Jesse: Pronouns? Seriously? The hell is a- Okay yknow what, I don't know, fucking straight or like whatever? Bitch.
Skyler: Oh, sweet of you to ask, she/her, darling
Walt jr: uhhh.. w-whats a pronoun again?
Hank: I'm a red-blooded American, republican man, what else the fuck I look like to you? Jesus christ, buddy
Marie: Pronouns? God, do I really look like a man that you had to ask such a thing?
Saul: Ha, while my pronouns would be he/him, my adjectives would be handsome/awe-inspiring, thanks for asking, sweet cheeks
Gus: My name is Gustavo, that is all you need to know
Mike: I'm not sure where you are going with this, so I'm not even gonna bother answering
Gale: Oh gee, he/him/his would be the best for me, thanks!
Todd: he/him/his/himself, I'm sure of it.. sorry I'm drawing a blank, what does this have to do with cooking meth?
Uncle Jack: Do.. you actually want to fucking die?
Lydia: Uhm.. the female ones I suppose? What kind of question even is that..
Badger: Uhhh.. shit! I know this one! Hold on let me think I swear I know the answer to this-
Skinny P: Uh I dunno yo.. shit um.. 27?
Tuco: beats the absolute shit out of you
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trick or treat! 🎃
Trick bitch
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Nah I’m just kidding, Hope everyone has a lovely Halloween 🧡🎃🖤
Be sure to check your candy for any brain worms
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So I was thinking what if the demon brothers are actually always in their "true forms" but depending on whether they like you or not your "version" of them through your eyes is just what you want to see, and since they're attracted to your spirit/soul demons automatically use this as a way to lure humans into trusting them.... so basically mc See's seven hot guys but they're really quite scary to everyone around- everyone who isn't mc because they are only hot to mc since they like their "version" of the demon brothers
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