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bejeweledblondie · 7 months

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Johnny “Soap” MacTavish Headcannons

A/N: I’m very happy y’all are enjoying these!

Warnings NSFW

• Y’all met while you were on a study abroad program

• You had been returning from a night class & decided to go to the local pub for a pint & some food

• It was another soldier that pointed you out initially but he caught your eye

• “Oi, what’s a wee lass like yourself doin’ all alone in the corner?” (It definitely didn’t come out THAT clearly)

• it took you a minute to process what the hell he had said since his Scottish accent is so thick

• You spent hours chatting in that bar, about your home life, studies, etc. Johnny was limited in what he could tell you about his profession

• The two of you exchanged numbers & on your first date he took you to the Scottish countryside

• The view took your breath away, & he explained the history of his homeland to you (he’s very patriotic)

• You’d FaceTime, call, text etc. once you had to return to your home country

• He was so proud to see you graduate (he knew how hard you worked towards obtaining your college degree)

• He told you he couldn’t go to your graduation due to work (it was a lie)

• He planned out a whole secret proposal with your parents over FaceTime

• imagine your surprise when you saw him after the ceremony

• He proposed in private in your childhood house’s backyard

• You initially got married in the states to be able to live with him due to his military service & start receiving housing

• Y’all had a ceremony & reception at a castle in the Scottish countryside complete with a hand tying ceremony

• Yes, you had a bagpiper at the wedding

• He wore a kilt (are we even surprised?)

• Your garter had his last name on it & was in tartan plaid that matched his kilt (yes you had a garter toss & he was in shock when he saw the garter)

• Y’all got a gorgeous little cottage by the sea & ofc a sheep dog to go with it

• He 100% would be hosting for football matches

• And if you’re American y’all would definitely host a Super Bowl watch party

• I feel like he’d love reality tv (especially 90 Day Fiancé & the Kardashians)

• He has commentary too for every scene

• “what a fooking idiot.”

• His favorite Kardashian is Kris Jenner

• Since he can barley keep his hands off of you, he knocks you up only a month after your wedding

• Since he was deployed you mailed him ultrasound photos of the bean

• For a man who is incredibly intelligent it didn’t click that you send multiple photos of the same ultrasound

• He thought he was having quints at first & nearly had a stroke

• “You’re having five of ‘em?!” “No that’s the same fetus just different photos”

• He kept the ultra sound photos in his plate carrier

• Tactical baby gear is a must (also it’s a real company which is awesome)

• Hear me out little baby kilt, Simon gifted it to y’all

• You nearly cried when you opened the gift d

• Simon is 100% the godfather of your baby, if you trust him with Johnny’s life you can ensure if anything happened your baby would be taken care of

• Johnny was lucky that he was able to be there the entire time you were in labor

• He almost fainted when he saw the epidural (I don’t blame him)

• You guys had a little boy

• Unfortunately while you were in recovery he got called back into work for a mission

• Before he left he held your son just incase it was his last time holding him

• You sobbed when he left & one of the nurses had to console you

• Thankfully it was just a hostage rescue so he was back within a few days & ready to help out with the baby

• He carried your son around in one of those baby carriers that your strap to your chest

• Your baby boy is so giggly just like his daddy

• He will constantly be making his son laugh with silly faces, hand motions, anything

• Whenever the boys come over to watch a match your son will be passed around like a hot potato one moment he’ll be sitting with Price then next Simon has him

• As your son gets older he gets interested in what his daddy does, & he’s infatuated with being a soldier

• He’ll play pretend soldier with Soap all the time

• You’re constantly picking up Nerf darts

• When Soap is away on a mission, your son will crawl into bed with you because he misses his daddy

• He draws photos of him & the Task Force to send to overseas

• I also feel like y’all’s son would be incredibly helpful around the home especially when you’re expecting baby No. 2 & after baby No. 2 is born

• Baby No.2 is a little girl

• He’s definitely very protective over his little girl

• “She’s just as beautiful as you, Bonnie”

• Y’all’s son would also enlist or commission to the British Military but I think he’d actually be a King’s Guard for a bit

• And I feel like your daughter would be incredibly creative, she’d use those talents to be an artist

• I do believe Soap is a die hard family man & that’s one of the many reasons why you fell in love with him

✨NSFW✨

• He’s definitely a cheeky bastard & will not hesitate to smack, grab, or make comments in public about you

• He’s 100% dominant in the bedroom & loves to be called “daddy”, or even “Johnny”

• He fucked you right before y’all walked into your wedding reception, perks of wearing a kilt

• This man loves your legs & especially your thighs

• He loves to watch you squirm when his hand trails your legs all the way leading up to your pussy

• He’s not quite during sex whatsoever, he’ll full on groan, moan & tell you good you feel

• He’s a sucker for flexibility

• You take up yoga to improve your flexibility

• I definitely believe y’all wouldn’t even make it through the front door when he comes home

•He’d either fuck you on the hood of the car or the damn back seat in the parking lot

• He loves it when you wear his old PT shorts & no panties easy access

• He definitely loves you & your body & would know how to take care of you

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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year

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Sisters No More Preview

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

"Please, Y/N, just let me explain." Dani said as she pleaded with you while you wanted to slam the door in her face.

"I thought Jack made himself clear in saying that we want you to stay far away from us. I haven't answered your calls or texts or HIS for a reason." You said as you held your youngest to your chest that of course was her namesake. Now it left a bitter taste in your mouth.

"I have to explain myself, it will make sense when I do!"

"Make sense? Do you hear yourself right now? How the hell can you make sense of this? You lied to me for 24 years and would have probably kept lying to me if you two didn't get caught. Now as understanding of a person as I am, why did you feel the need to lie to me?"

"I... I don't know. I don't have an answer for that but everything I have done has been for you and Jack."

"No, it hasn't. it's been for you. You have literally been on your Kris Jenner shit and been pimping us out so to speak ever since we were younger."

"When I told you I would do anything for the both of you, I meant it! I wanted to see you both be successful!"

"But this was the wrong way to go about it and YOU KNOW IT. Jack feels as though he didn't get signed to Generation Now because he was talented, but because YOU had a hand in it. Oh, and apparently I also heard that he only got his role in White Men Can't Jump because of you. Otherwise, they were going to pick someone else."

"You two should be fucking thanking me for this."

"I'm not thanking you or THAT MAN for shit. Because we would have still been successful if your ass would have minded your own fucking business."

"YOU ARE MY BUSINESS!"

All you could do was shake your head and look at her in disbelief.

"You really don't see anything wrong in what you did? Do you?"

"I only regret lying to the two of you. But I don't regret doing what I had to do to get you two to this point."

Just then you felt Jack come up behind you, saw Dani and immediately stepped in front of you.

"Babe, go back inside before you both catch a cold." Jack said without taking his eyes off Dani and you went to sit back on the couch in the living room.

"Jack, please just listen to me and hear me out."

"What, Danielle? What is there to hear out? Don't you think you've done enough? How would you feel if the roles were reversed and she was the one who lied to you?"

"I just... I had to do something to let her know that I loved her and cared about her."

"If you really loved and cared about her like you say you do, you wouldn't have had this go on for so long. No one deserves to get treated like this by their birth mother."

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anonymoushouseplantfan · 8 months

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After weeks of nothing going on, on a Sunday we get two events happening lol.

First Doria: I wasn’t expecting this, I’m surprised she went out on her own to this event with rich public figures but not Meghan. Even Jeff Bezos was there, I would have thought Meghan would want the opportunity to mingle and make some connections. I’m sure Doria has always been in the background wanting to make her own big money, I think it’s a bit late to show that. Kris Jenner has always been around to make deals for the family, she has hustled for the recognition. doria has done nothing publicly but go out at times with Meghan. Her doing this now just shows she (and Meghan) are desperate and jumping into the bandwagon.

Now Andrew with W&K: what is this?? William has always seemed and the stories that have been out, have shown William as stern and not budging for Andrew and Harry. Now they’re all riding in the same car? I get this is a private moment but everything they do the public will see, they have to know this. I don’t think this has to do with the late Queen’s death anniversary coming up. I don’t know what to make of this, just a misstep? Something else going on behind the scenes? I really hope W&K don’t have to be forced to be put up with this for a grander scheme. It’s not a good look for them.

It's probably something happening behind the scenes, but I still think the car ride was a bad idea.

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hologramcowboy · 1 month

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https://www.tumblr.com/hologramcowboy/744585336843272192/while-i-agree-with-you-on-the-fact-that-ppl-need?source=share

Keeping the record straight here.

One, that's not how the paranormal works. Negative entities are not drawn to "bad" people. They're drawn to vulnerable people. Is it true that maintaining negative energy can keep feeding these entities? Sure, but that's not what draws them. The non-human entities are drawn to pain and trauma. Negative spirits can be drawn to either a location, the land, or some situation happening. They don't attach to Kris Jenner because she made some mistakes as a mom. They don't haunt Amber Heard because she's a nightmare to be in any kind of relationship with. That's not how that works. There are literally hundreds of books, documentaries, and interviews with experts in the field on this subject, all available for research at any given time.

Two, do y'all not remember the haunting story Jensen told a couple of years ago when the Ackles were staying in Nola? He told the exact same story except he was on a Zoom with Jared and others. And he was the one that told the "ghost" to do it again and then reacted "cool". He also said Danneel is the one who is afraid of ghosts, she believes in them (vs when he supposedly didn't before the Nola story), and she would go to get him to deal with it if she thought a ghost was there. If he wasn't there, she'd get advice from a psychic or medium. The guy is recycling his stories and he does it for entertainment. So the story about Danneel allegedly filming said "ghost" is nothing more than bullshit and him trying to keep his fans entertained while pulling her along for the ride, switching her up to be the badass in this scenario. It's sadly what a lot of his fans want to hear and he knows it.

I participate in hypnotherapy sessions with a very powerful reiki practitioner and he was the first one to tell me that if an actor or person keeps acting out scenarios that focus on certain energies then they are bound to attract said energies because they are matching that vibration. I appreciate your point but I've read extensively on this and if you nurture bad energies and engage in dark thoughts you can draw certain thoughtforms/entities to you and they will feed off your energy. That being said, thank you for the lovely explanation and post. 🥰🥰🥰

#anti jenneel #anti jensen and danneel

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kingsmoot · 9 months

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Hello I would love to chat while you’re waiting.

What are you waiting for?

Or if you’d prefer: do you have any more sad Joffrey thoughts? What do you think his relationship is with his siblings?

i think @visenyaism actually had better and more nuanced sad joffrey thoughts than i did because well and truly the only thing that has ever been modeled for this child in terms of what it means to Exist in any way at all has been gory unstoppable violence

my sad joff thoughts are actually all sad cersei thoughts because i am a cersei stan first and a human being second

i saw a reddit post a while ago where someone was talking about the kardashians and they said that they have always thought kris jenner should be like drawn and quartered for how she treats her family, and one of their points was that the way kim parents north reads (to them) as something called "over corrective parenting" which is a particularly passive and permissive parenting style that parental abuse victims often have with their kids to like "make up" for the way their own parents treated them

and ever since i read that it's the only thing i can think of with cersei and joff

especially this last chapter where tyrion, varys, and littlefinger are saying that joff should be married to margery and she's like full hwckles raised bitter shaking about how that would be wholly inappropriate, she's so much OLDER

meanwhile tyrion is like joffrey is a horny 13 year old menace i should take him to a pleasure house a d see how much more he likes me afterwards

like this image that cers has in her mind of an angelic child she needs to dote over and protect hurts so bad... because he's really the spitting image of his (presumed) father... .meanwhile little tommen really is a lovely little boy who is as soft and sweet and gentle as cersei deludes herself into thinking joffrey is. but he's mostly ignored.

#ask tag #joff tag #cersei tag #thelmanotvelma #my meta tag

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marcyzeyes · 8 months

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Timothee Chalamet & Armie Hammer

Monday night was everything at Beyonce's

Dune, I believe, was the first film I ever saw him in, it was nostalgia for the original that drew me to the newer version.

I didn’t think much of Timothee, nice eyes though, to be honest, In fact, I only watched about 10/15 minutes of it. Then some bits and pieces of it, like…while I’m walking around doing things, no way to watch a movie right.

But, it was’nt until I saw Call Me by Your Name. I don’t typically watch gay movies, so at first I like, “What else is on”. Other than CMBYN, Brokeback Mountain was the only other gay love story I’ve seen.

I found the performances, of Armie hammer and Timothee Chalamet masterfully done; it seemed so real, and surprisingly, they didn’t seem gay; their love had no label, it’s amazing how you can say so much with so few words; Fascinating. My husband had zero interest; for him, it would be like driving a nail through his penis.

Timothee so much potential, he could even become one of best actor of his generation, yet, I fear he may have thrown it all away

The mere mention of him dating Kylie Jenner had begun eroding his image, and his appearance Monday night at, Beyonce renaissance world tour, smoking a cigarette, holding a drink was not a good look; it proves how little any of us know him. At times, whalst they kissed, I caught his and her eyes, look directedtly into the camera, several times, I felt something was off, but then I thought, wow, they really love each other; and in case yall didn’t know, Kylie’s pushing for marriage. PR or not, fake or true, maybe it’s serious and maybe it’s not; they break-up, and then, their back together. And by the way, who toke those photos, Armie, Kylie, Timothee…I have questions.

The result will be the same, his name will now and moving forward be link to Kylie and her families

Names as well…he’s screwed, trust me. Kris and them know all about him and information is power baby. Do you think they know About Armie, and I’ll get to that in a moment, he’d stay for fear they’ll leak it out. They will run Timothee through the hot presses of TMZ. This will not work this will not help his career this will not end well for him.

Ladies and Gentleman I resent to you the new Mr. Timothee Jenner and Kardashians…he now belongs to them.

Truly one of the best love stories ever. Timothee and Armie just seems, I know it’s sound weird to say, but it works. Or it looks like does. I can’t explain, it’s a kind of the way it makes me feel, like I say, it’s strange.

Now, who is really writing all this stuff about Armie hammer and Timothee, this love story. Is it the, is it AI or fans using their names. Are all these links legit?

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dtyfp · 2 years

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The Met

Lily masterlist

“Are you nervous?” Emma Stone asks sweetly when she notices the anxious look on your face. You were currently waiting to walk the carpet along with the other Louis Vuitton guests. You had met them all earlier in the day for pictures but didn’t really get a chance to talk.

“A little,” you admit, letting out the breath you didn’t even know you were holding. You were fiddling with your rings, one was your Dream ring and the other was 1/2 of the Doyoung/Taeyong friendship ring. Doyoung had let you borrow his while Taeyong lent his to Johnny. You didn’t yet know what Johnny was wearing, but you knew your rings matched.

“Don’t be, it’s no big deal. Just some walking and pictures, nothing we haven’t done before, right?” She asks with a pretty smile. ‘Just some pictures and walking’ was a severe understatement considering the event, but this isn’t her first time so you hope she’s talking from experience.

“Right,” you agree.

“Good luck, I’ll find you later during the after party,” she waves goodbye as she moves on. Hoyeon unnie comes next, wrapping her arms around your shoulders as you both try to peek over all the shoulders. She had reached out a few weeks ago when she found out you’d both be walking for LV and you’d quickly become close friends.

“Who would’ve thought we’d end up here,” she hums nostalgically, trapping you both in a moment of peace before the craziness started.

“You should be very proud of yourself, Lily. It wasn’t easy for either of us, but now we’re here proving everyone wrong, aren’t we?” She chuckles. Even though you’d only met a few weeks ago, Hoyeon found it hard to dislike you in any way. She hadn’t expected to become this close, but here you were.

“I guess we are,” you can’t help but smile. Being here tonight was like a huge middle finger to all the people that doubted you.

“Louis Vuitton, you’re next!” A staff member announces. And just like that, Hoyeon is whisked away for final checks and someone comes over to fluff your dress and check your makeup. Then, you’re led out.

“Don’t forget to smile,” Hoyeon gives your hand a quick squeeze before she goes out first, and you follow after her only seconds later. The bright lights momentarily startle you but you get the hang of it soon enough.

Johnny had already walked the carpet. He had done it. He had met the designer, finalized his outfit, met the other celebs Peter Do was dressing, he anxiously waited, walked, and made it all the way up. The nerves had long subsided but he knew Lily’s hadn’t yet.

So, once he got to the top he insisted on staying there. He wanted to wait for Lily and ask how she slept since he hadn’t seen her since yesterday morning and see her in her dress she wouldn’t tell him anything about and make sure she ate because sometimes she didn’t when she got scared and…and he wanted to see her. He felt nervous for her, which wasn’t an uncommon feeling, he often found himself worrying about Lily.

He was stuck beside Kris Jenner who was also waiting for her daughters, all of whom were invited tonight.

It didn’t take long for Louis Vuitton to come out. Lily was easy to find, in a pretty yellow dress that stuck out with its vibrance. She didn’t tell anyone a single thing about the dress, claiming it was too pretty to spoil with an excited sparkle in her eye. She had covered her ears and shushed Johnny when he tried talking about his own outfit because she wanted it to be a surprise. It was obvious how much Lily loved her outfit for the night, she raved about it as much as she could without spoiling anything. She had actually gone on a tangent about the pockets it supposedly had. Johnny didn’t particularly care, but he sat and listened nonetheless. He had told her the only thing pretty about the dress was the girl in it, but she merely shushed him and told him to wait and see.

“Are you two together?” Kris asks Johnny, noticing how intently Johnny watched Lily. Johnny found himself holding his breath when she first came out, looking a little nervous and surprised at all the lights. She awkwardly bowed toward the first group of photographers only for a staff member to jog over and say something to her, presumably that she didn’t have to bow, but she continued to do so, albeit more comfortably. Luckily she didn’t fall, she was crazy nervous she’d fall and embarrass herself. It took a minute or two, but Lily quickly settled in and posed for the cameras comfortably.

“Yeah…not together together but we came together, if that even makes sense,” Johnny chuckles, quickly correcting himself once he realizes what Kris was insinuating.

“We’re in the same group so we’re pretty close. I feel like a dad watching his daughter take her first steps or something,” Johnny admits.

“Oh I get that, I’m waiting for 5 daughters tonight,” Kris sympathizes.

As Lily continues on, nearing the top, she looks up at him, finally noticing Johnny waiting. She perks up and waves excitedly, forgetting about the cameras momentarily as she spins to show him her dress in its entirety. From the outside looking in, it was a cute scene as Johnny gives her a quick thumbs up and she was called back toward the cameras. But from Johnny’s point of view, a sight only he saw, she was the epitome of innocence as she spun for him with wide eyes and radiating excitement. He could understand why she loved the dress so much. The bright lights reflected off the sparkles on her dress, she was as light as a feather and it had been a long time since he’s seen her like that. It was a welcome sight. He couldn’t believe how much she’d grown over the years, sometimes nearly forgetting she wasn’t 15 anymore.

“Good luck tonight,” Johnny bows politely to Kris as Lily comes up the final few steps.

“You too,” Kris smiles before turning back as one of her daughters comes out.

“Johnny oppa! I told you the dress was pretty, didn’t I tell you?” You grin excitedly, picking up the ends of your dress as you hurriedly make your way towards him.

“The dress is only pretty because of the girl wearing it, didn’t I tell you that earlier?” Johnny quips, ever the flirt who found momentary joy in watching his only female member get flustered.

“So sappy,” Lily chastises as she reaches out to inspect his own clothes. She pulls the coat a bit to see if his tattoo would peak out without it. It did, if you were curious, only a little though.

“You look rather dashing too,” she compliments. Johnny refrains from poking fun at how British she just sounded.

“Look at us, we’re a long way from those hideous outfits they made us wear,” Lily laughs as she pokes at his arm. The outfits she wore early in her career is a great point of shame for Lily, she still cringes whenever she thinks about it too deeply.

“They started styling us better years ago,” Johnny chuckles, throwing an arm around her as they continue on into the building.

“Sure they did, but this is our new new era,” Lily clarifies. Inside, they’re separated once more for dinner. No one actually eats much at the gala, it’s more of an opportunity to mingle with those around you. While Johnny stays near his seat, choosing to mingle with those already around him, Lily is swept up and away and into the crowd.

Johnny occasionally glances around in search of Lily, keeping an eye on her and what not. It was like second nature to him at this point. The last time he saw her, she was talking with a group of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She finally escapes to him after that, plopping down beside him with a sigh. Her social meter was definitely running out a bit.

“Having fun?” Johnny asks amusedly as she tests her head in her hand.

“Yes but I think I’ve talked to more strangers today than I have in my entire life,” she deadpans.

“Can you help me take these pins out of my head,” Lily asks, lowering her head so Johnny can take out all the pins and loosen her hair. She loved her hairstyle for the met, it framed her face so perfectly she felt like a fairy, but after a few hours she could feel the headache coming on.

“Oh, I like your hair down, you look more relaxed and laidback,” Johnny comments after he finishes fixing her hair. Yes, this new hairstyle only made Lily obsess over her outfit more.

“Have you eaten?” He asks, already holding out a spoonful of whatever they had put on his plate.

“I had some soup this morning. I asked for rice but they said they didn’t have any. Can you believe that? How can you run out of rice?” Lily asks incredulously, opening her mouth obediently and eating what he offered.

“What was that?” She asks with a slight grimace.

“I have no idea, but it’s better than nothing,” he shrugs, pushing the plate away. He, too, was guilty of neglecting the food.

“After this let’s get pizza,” Lily suggests.

“This is why I love your beautiful mind,” Johnny sighs dramatically as he grabs her head with both of his hands and shakes. She laughs as he does, grinning as he releases her with a quick peck to the top of her head.

“Ok, I’m going back out there,” she giggles, having recharged a bit with a person who brought her comfort

“And I think I’ll go out too,” Johnny nods, standing up with her.

“Find me if you need me and keep an eye on your drink, okay?” Johnny reminds her, to which she nods. She holds up her fist to which he bumps dutifully.

“Ok, break!”

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minim236 · 2 years

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What are some unpopular things you actually like about the show, like favourite characters, storylines, etc. :)

I kinda liked the love triangle. I'm not usually a fan of them. I thought it was a different approach to it, considering Kate and Edwina being sisters, Kate and Anthony choosing between love and duty. Edwina maturing and realizing what love actually looks like and perhaps being angry for the first time ever.

Low-key love Portia. I don't want a lot of Featherington screentime but she is the Kris Jenner of Bridgerton. Kind of an icon. Hustles.

And Marina Thompson deserved to be happy with Colin.

#ask me #bridgerton

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bulldyke-rider · 1 year

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changing your name in marriage is stupid for a lot of reasons, but the biggest one in this day and age is that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce. there's a bunch of famous women who had to keep their exes last names bc by the time they divorced everyone knew them by that name (demi moore, tina turner, angela merkel, kris jenner, lucy lawless, joni mitchell etc.)

also the argument "but you got your last name from a man anyway!!" holds no ground to me bc first of all not everyone got their father's name, second you can change it to whatever if you dont like it, there's no reason for it to be hinged on a man who'll likely divorce you, and most importantly it's the name of you as a person, not you as a wife.

i'm really passionate about this bc until recently it was very common in my country for married women to be legally called [husband's full name]'s wife, they lost even their given name in marriage. going to a cemetery where a bunch of my ancestors got buried and only seeing "[male name] and his wife" was really fucking sad to me.

It is dumb to change your name, and I'm not really sure how other women seem to feel no connection to their name. Like, I agree. But making it some big feminist discussion is so crazy to me because you're marrying a whole man. Like, putting a lot of thought into it is so crazy when you have the same life ahead of you that a woman changing her name has.

After losing yourself to the 24/7 job of being a wife and probably a mother, you get your own name on your gravestone? When your life stopped being about you forever ago? That's just like the most pitiful thing to me.

The whole discussion is just gilded cage gold handcuffs to me. Putting on the image of giving power back to yourself, but you didn't actually do that because you still married a man. Like, sure you have your name, but a man has power over your housing and your meals and your life path and even your body that you willingly handed over. And you can have some discussion about the inner battle you had about your name and everything you considered, but he can still turn you into an object whenever he wants. You're still nearly powerless to him.

Also, I agree that "but then it's just your father's name" is a shitty argument because I don't know why my father gets more ownership to my name than me. He doesn't even have his father's name.

My mom didn't go back to her maiden name after getting divorced and her like thinking was that it's our name. It doesn't belong to my father; it is my name. I have the same ownership of it.

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what-if-nct · 2 years

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first of all, JOHNNY AT THE FUCKING MET.

killed me. i am dead.

but also him him talking to kris jenner is something i never thought i would see

Wait he diiiiid?? I need to see this. I wish Doja was there, Johnny and Doja have the exact same energy. Can't explain they just do. I need to see them interact.

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fancyschmancyopinions · 2 years

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KRIS JENNER at the 2022 MET Gala on May 2nd 2022 in New York City wearing OSCAR DE LA RENTA

I loved this pretty frock that Kris wore. I thought it was super elegant. I didn't find it to be very on theme, I guess there was a little silver.

I loved how classy and elegant Kris looked. I also thought she really stood out with her dress and it’s color! I loved a lot of this look.

First, I thought her hair was so cute. I love that the ends flipped up. It was really fun in my opinion. I also loved that she wore gloves and had a silver bag. They were some really fun accessories.

I thought this dress was stunning. It felt perfect like the perfect color for May as spring is starting. I thought the yellow was a beautiful shade and I loved it with the silver accessories. I loved the off the shoulder side of the dress, and the open side with the silver lining. It was a great look in my opinion.

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This might be wishful thinking but even without the bs articles she’s pushing today, I feel like regardless he would have to wait it out a little before dipping. Like for this to have happened on Tuesday and really blow up on Wednesday, and then he dips publicly by Friday? Yeah that would look terrible from every angle. But the problem will be how bad it gets aka how much more psycho babble bullshit she will push and push and push in the next few days before he’s about to extract himself. Bc she has clearly wasted no time at all and I agree she knew and has been planning this. And WHY are no journalists pointing the finger back on her that this wouldn’t have happened in the first place if it wasn’t for her poor actions?? And it’s disgustingly telling that her narrative is to say harry is helping her through and not that she will do anything to fight for her kids. She’s a dumb bitch I’m sorry lmao harry I will never forgive you for this!!! I never thought I’d say this but Kris Jenner we need you! (But only if you do what I want you to do 😂)

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Lol, okay, okay. I will obviously support you and pray that Jon won't include any of your pictures (slight hope is still there, though 😉). Jon is the best!!! I love teachers who have humor and can banter with their students. My Latin teacher was the same. We both wore glasses, but yet he was still teasing me. Fun fact: he was actually the first person I ever came out to, in the middle of class. After that, he was also teasing me about that, but all in good faith. Also, I am a big Jon fan now!

Awww yes Stinky! I was worried there for a second. That little man chose you to be his new family, that's so cute!! Give him all the kisses and cuddles for me. Cat snores are the best! Honestly tattoo withdrawal is the WORST. I'm suffering with you. Thoughts and prayer to you 🙏 ❤️

😂 you were literally the Kris Jenner meme with the filming, smiling and saying you're doing amazing, sweetie. I would whip out that video every chance I get. Family gatherings, for blackmail or simply for my own amusement.

You make it easy to get to know you since you are such an open, welcoming, sweet, and loving person 🤷🏻‍♀️ And yeah! Working with your tutor is a great idea. Well done, honey! I really shouldn't be preaching about productivity, though, because in 2 hours, I only sent out 2 applications today...

Thank you for supporting me, and I will of course let it slide that you want him to include a picture of me into the slides. Jon makes class so much fun, but he’s giving us an exam right before finals week, which is not very cool of him 🙄 your Latin teacher sounds like a really awesome dude!! Especially if he was the first ever person you came out to! I’m a big fan of him now, as you are of Jon!

I’m sorry that I scared you a little bit with Stinky 😭 that dude is just here to kick ass and take names while occasionally sleep for 12 hours. He will definitely be getting all of the cuddles; he forces his cuddles onto people, it doesn’t matter if you want them or not, you will be getting them. Tattoo withdrawal is the worst, but you are getting one soon!! I want one, I just don’t know what I want to get :( I have a one idea, but my mom would kill me if I got it right now 💀

NOT KRIS JENNER 😭😭 I need to try and find that video so I can use it for blackmail/amusement

I’m honestly really glad that you guys feel welcome here!! Tutoring went good, and now it is time for me to pass out. Averaging 1 application an hour isn’t bad, because that means you are sending them out!! I’m wishing you the best of luck! <3

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

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NAOYA ANON IS HERE WHAT HAPPENED WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY ANSWER TO THIS ALL DAY (AND EVER SINCE U FIRST RECOMMENDED THE FIC TO ME TBH) AND I JUST... first of all, i haven't finished it yet, i stopped at chapter 11 because i had to sleep so these are my thoughts so far. i may have missed a thing or two but this is the gist.

be warned there will be jjk manga spoilers/fic spoilers also this post is so fucking long i'm sorry

so i made note of the scenes/lines that had me screaming my head off and i will share them/discuss them under the cut <3

starting lighthearted with gojo things i found absolutely hilarious

"damn. by virtue of that, that means that technically-ish, gojo would be the semi leader of the zen'in clan. holy shit. shit's wild, son."

"maybe later he could trot over to lawson's and get himself a nice juice box, then a chocolate coolish ice cream pouch. yeah, that's the shit right there."

"behind you, he could hear your mother speaking with one of the servants in the hallway and he hopes to god she doesn't join in on the conversation. why the hell does she have to be here? fuckin' kris jenner with her bullshit, couldn't she leave her daughter to make her own decisions for herself? what's next, a sex tape to keep you in the zen'in family? shit. caught in 4k, filmed by gojo (and starring gojo)."

"should he pick you up and shot-put you into the distance so that you're like one twinkling star as you orbit? he doesn't know. if you were a dude, he'd definitely do that to you. fine. equal opportunity, it's the twenty-first century, he'll shot-put you."

"he looks nice like this, you think, in a thin white linen button-down short sleeve with cream shorts and... you do your best not to grimace. fucking assistant to the regional manager over here with the birkenstock kicks. at least he's not wearing white socks with them. you'll make sure you don't look anywhere past his kneecaps."

"'you wanna kiss me that bad?' he slaps his palm down onto the table as he chews and swallows. 'i knew it, you can touch me anytime, anywhere you want, babe–'"

GOJO IS A FUCKING MENACE IN THIS FIC! I LOVE THAT HE'S SO EMBARRASSING, IT FEELS LIKE REAL GOJO <3 his dynamic with the reader is so funny too, how she (for the most part) wants absolutely nothing to do with him. how things can be normal and sweet between them and then he says something so painfully cringe that it snaps us back to reality. what a fucking man.

"sometimes, he would dream that your thumb was a sausage and give it a bite. usually you would wake up and give him a bite back on his black, pointy ear."

NOW THIS LINE IS NOT GOJO OR NAOYA RELATED BUT IT'S ONE I ENJOYED NONETHELESS... i love kimi so much <3 the concept of him alone is so cool, being part-shikigami, part-demon or whatever, and how he can morph into different weapons for us to wield <3 also the scene where his paw emerged from the shadows to pester gojo for some salmon LMAO

okay.............. onto the main event i think...... onto naoya......

a lil tw for misogyny/death even though i know naoya anon will be the only one reading this

"a boy, he wanted a boy. he must have a boy. at least two or three. then you could have a girl, he'd gift you with one, he had told you before as you stared up at him with that dumb, fucked out expression. he'd gift you a baby girl after you had done your duty to him as his wife. a baby girl, as a treat. a reward if you're a good little wife."

WHY DID THIS HAVE ME FUCKING SCREAMING!!!

"for now, you would make do with expensive designer items as gifts until you managed to bear him a son. no little girl yet. but you'd work on that, he'd work on that – he'd make sure to work his fat dick into you as often as he possibly could to achieve that goal. he'd tell you he's such a good husband, making sure you get your own little treat."

DECEASED. I AM DECEASED.

"yeah, don't bother. this is too much for yer pretty little head. just go be pretty and dumb elsewhere, lil' baby. go on now, shoo."

"my pretty little girl. right? that's right. yer my baby girl, all mine? tell me, baby girl, who do you belong to?"

"stayed up all night waitin' for me, eh? what a good wife y'are. c'mere'n let me see yer cute face."

JUST... THE WAY NAOYA SPEAKS... THE THINGS HE SAYS TO US. it reminds me very much of touya because it's affectionate for a guy like him but still teasing and playful. these lines had me blushing so hard and kicking my feet and giggling. the use of petnames like "lil' baby" and "baby girl" and him telling you to "c'mere'n let me see yer cute face" ohhhhh my god.......

not to mention, i love his accent very much. country boyyy i love youuuuu.

"'c'mon now,' he mutters, turning his head to the side so he can press a kiss to your temple. 'why didn'tcha say somethin' earlier if it bothered you that much, you dumb baby.'"

this scene really changed everything for me... i will expand on this more later but the connection they have... their loyalty to each other... or moreso their desire to just have each other.

"a man, the man who had humiliated maki's mother many times, spoke hideous things about her children within earshot, is straining to call one of his other cousins because fuck fuck fuck why aren't you answering. his eyes soften and he's not exactly sure if it's because of the sweat in his eyes or the picture that you had just sent two minutes ago, a picture of you and the new lipstick you're trying on. you look so pretty. fuck. he's gonna cry."

I SAVED THIS ONE BEFORE THE SECOND POV CHAPTER THAT WENT MORE IN-DEPTH ON NAOYA'S FEELINGS AND THAT ONE – I WAS ALREADY DYING BUT THAT FINISHED ME OFF! this fic is so well-written that i felt grief for this fucking man. grief for naoya fucking zen'in of all people. it left a hole in my chest and i haven't felt this grief since [REDACTED REDACTED] in csm.

especially later, when reader was remembering her honeymoon in amalfi coast, when they were driving in the convertible and lost her scarf. for some reason that flashback made me so sad.

"'that girl will be your downfall,' is what his father tells him later on that day. naoya wants to believe that. maybe you'll be the one to drag him to hell. that would be nice. he'd be back home. he'll always come home. if that's where you're at, he'll always come home."

WAILING

OKAY... we are almost to the end of it <3

"'wait. oh my god, wait. wait. no way. you... you loved him? you actually loved naoya? naoya? zen'in naoya?'

your eyes sting hot, and you're not sure if it's because he's speaking ill of your very dead husband or because you're taking it personally for having loved the horrible man.

there's something about how you feel when it comes to naoya. defensive, even. you're certain that although love and family had been a difficult, complicated subject for the man, he fucked you like he loved you. like you had been a very fragile thing that he needed to care for – and he did. he always did; had always cared for you in ways that no one else would. or at least, he cared for you in ways that no one else would or could within a fifty-mile radius.

'babe, really?'

for all of his acid and harsh angles and sharp tongue, naoya was someone who took care of you and protected you. he made you feel wanted and safe and cherished and by the gods even if he didn't actually say it, he made you feel loved. that's what mattered to you. now, at least. maybe too much, even."

THIS WAS A FUCKING INSANE MOMENT TO ME reader wondering a few chapters ago whether or not she loved naoya and admitting now that she did, so very much so.

this really resonated with me in particular, not to get all wah-wah pity party but i've dealt with a lot of relationship trauma and all i've got to show for it is a crippling fear of abandonment. this type of love is therapeutic to me. when your person loves you and only you, there's nobody to compete with because they don't give half a shit about anyone else. you're the only one that sees that soft part of them, dare i say the real them.

THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN BUT THIS FIC HAS CHANGED MY LIFE IN WAYS THAT I CANNOT COMPREHEND AND I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE.

another thing that made me very happy was seeing a lot of similarities in how the author characterizes naoya & how i've been characterizing him for the menthol prequel. fucking daddy issues central. naoya being a contradiction of himself because he's everything a zen'in should be, and yet he has these haunting moments of clarity where he realizes that's the last thing he wants to be... and yet nothing changes. he will be this way until he dies, and he was this way until he died. not that this man deserves tenderness because he's evil, but like... the care in which the author handles his character. it's everything to me.

trying my hardest but like oh my god it's going to be hard to let myself fall for gojo because the man the author wrote naoya to be. the husband he was. the deep, profound love he had that's even more special because it's all the love he has and it's all for you.

I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH HIM COMING BACK AS A CURSE... I WILL KEEP READING TONIGHT BUT I FEAR I WILL SOB MY EYES OUT WHEN I FINISH IT <3

#tldr i like it #tldr i love that stupid man and his country bumpkin self #mercury speaks #naoya anon from hell #tw misogyny #tw character death

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