#i told ya guys

[valc0]

A Personal Guide on Tiefling's Tails p. 1

bonus under the cut...

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #tav #tav x astarion #art #fanart #my art #art:bg3 #tiefling #tieflings #told ya I had A LOT of thoughts on these little guys #long post

[electrozeistyking]

"She's Gone"

This bad boy was started on the third of November, and finished on the seventh. In total, there are thirty panels (all of which were drawn separately).

A good chunk of N's dialogue near the end came to me after I did some improv to figure out what he should say. I have since dubbed it "N's Failure Monologue."

#murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones tessa #murder drones uzi #tessa james elliott #serial designation n #uzi doorman #the absolutesolver #BOY let me tell ya there was some movie magic pulled in areas #even though i told myself to keep it simple... despite knowing how well that worked when i made crash test #ah well. i go overboard so you guys can enjoy the end result #and hopefully not dock off points for my inability to draw characters holding swords. i tried SO HARD #ALSO JUST SAW THE BEGINNING OF THE END TEASER THING BEFORE POSTING THIS #OH MY GOD MY HEART IS DOING THINGS TO ME AND I'M NOT SURE THIS IS HELPING #YES THAT IS THE ONLY TEASER I WILL EVER WATCH BECAUSE IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE ANYWAY (it’s in glitchx 2023) #solveruzi au #zeisty’s heavy hitters #zeisty’s comic stuff

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

SPARKLE OFF. IT'S THURSDAY. FORGET WHO YOU ARE.

Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #see told ya you guys wouldnt be able to guess what today's post was. completely unpredictable. #right. #right guys..? #i scheduled this one to be at a reasonable time n everything #low effort posts cause i dont have time lol help. (help me. help me. my job is killing me.)

[marclef]

so uhhhhh. that Noise update huh?

great job there buddy, you've given the dang frog anxiety!

#he was just doing his best... poor buddy probably didn't even know he was supposed to be acting! #and now look what you've done Noise! as if he didn't have enough problems goin' for him!! #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower noise #pizza tower fake peppino #see i told you i was making normal art!! see?? i promise not to flashbang you guys with Horrors okay??? #..... maybe in the future if i ever do decide to post more shit like that i'll make a Super Special Sideblog for. the more Adult posts. #so i do not assault my poor unsuspecting followers with. that. #yeah. okay love ya's!!

[clownsuu]

have a nice day!!

((i'm sending congratulations in advance, because when I have your birthday, I will sleep soundly))

AWEAWEAWE ALL OF MY LIL GOOBERSSSSSSS ;;;;;

#AWEAWE SO CUUUUUTE #all my lil smellis ;;;;;; #THIS IS REALLY CUTE MY GUY THANK YOU FOR THIS!! #You guys are so cool I love you all;; #So many ebic gamers who have told me happy birbday;;;;;;;;;;; #SO HAPPY;;;;;;;;;; #Oh man if Robbie existed and he knew it was my birthday he'd swing me around like a rag doll and break my back-- #I love ya Robbie but I ain't as resilient and sturdy as you are JDDHDBBD #Mari would spend more than half of the time staring at the round foil balloons (or the partially inflated rubber ones) #She gets a reward for participation 💔🥄🥄 #Also stone and Harvey just talk about their divorce at my party LMAAOAAOOOO

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

I can't believe they made an entire audio out of "Autism be dammed my boy can work a grill" ianto may be missing social cues but you bet your ass hes brought activities for the barbecue (in case Rhys didn't plan any)

#this has been in my drafts but im bad at shuttinf up about ianto jones so. ere ya go #austistic ianto is canon gareth david lloyd told me /silly #also i wrote this before i finsibed listening to the audio. i am actively mischaracterizing the audio here this is not what its about at all #it is a really good audio!!! #Ianto and Rhys Barbecue adventure #is that what jts called. one second #Rhys and Ianto's Excellent Barbecue #guys im a mess sorry😭 #torchwood #ianto jones

[princesskealie]

well, can you believe it's that time again? somehow it's already been three months, and it's time for my mom to go back to the doctor...if you have a second, please send any prayers/positive vibes her way that the appointment goes smoothly so she can have a happy spring! 🙏🙏🙏

#personal #she'll be getting blood work this time too #hoping for good results there also!! #how is your year going so far? #a bit of a life update for me #last time i think i told you guys that i wrote another novel #a YA psychological thriller #well two agents have requested to see the full manuscript recently!!!! my first full requests ever!!! #really hoping one of them will be a yes!!! T-T #we'll see!!!

[elminsters]

i love coming on here and finding out everyone lost their damn mind while i slept

#why are people acting like wotc are going to come to their houses and uninstall the game from their computer LMAO #and why are people acting like larian is washing their hands of bg3 when they literally said they have additional updates planned via patch #like did we seriously expect anything other than what we've been told? why is this news #wotc is shitty sure but no more than any other big corp. #this isnt a ya dystopian movie we don't have to defeat them ahsksfjk calm down #i also don't think we need to worry about how the characters are owned by wotc i feel like it's more for merch purposes #i do not think they're going to become the new poster children of dnd #that's not really how dnd is marketed #idk i think a lot of people gaslit themselves into believing that we were getting 2 dlc and bg4: astarion boogaloo #it's giving valentines day romance patch tbh #none of this is directed at mutuals btw u guys are normal ♥️ i just think in general this fandom needs a reality check

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

behold my squash

I've decided just now his name is Gerald

Happy Halloween from me n Gerald Squash

#knox rambles #squash #there were some free squashes so i took this one home #no pumpkins this year for ya boi #but i like this scrungly guy #my mom told me it looks like a turtle hglskdfjsdf #forgive the poor camera quality i kinda smashed the glass over my camera on both sides last winter while i was sick and shoveling snow #like a lunatic hglsk;dfjsdf #this is as good as we gonna get

[someonewhogotanaccount]

How I accidentally traumatized my therapist at the age of nine

A short and unfortunately true story from the time when I was still going to therapy. I was nine years old at that time and my mom had only told me that I was going to a "doctor for the soul". I usually went there, my therapist asked me if anything new had happened with my father, I replied no, and we played games until it was time for me to leave. It was quite chill and until a few years ago I didn't really understand the whole point. But now, looking back, I see things a bit… differently. If you don’t understand what I mean, maybe this example explains it:

Ms. Therapist: "Hello, KitCat (because of course I was already called KitCat back then ;). Today I have a very special game for you. Here's a stack of cards with questions and you and I are going to answer them together. Okay?" Nine y.o. me: "Sure, why not." Ms. Therapist: "All right, let's get started. *Takes a card* Ah, that’s a quite difficult one: What's the worst thing one could do to a child? Please think about it for a few minutes and then we'll discuss it." Nine yo me: Hah, that's easy. But I want to do the task properly. *Remembers every trauma that was ever heard of.* — A few minutes later — Ms. Therapist: "All right, what's your answer?" Nine y.o. me *grinning widely because I tried so hard and found the perfect answers*: "Lock them up somewhere deep down in the earth, never let them see the light of day, torture them, mutilate them, beat them, physically abuse them, and do everything I said before to their loved ones. *Small pause* Of course in front of their eyes, so that it has an effect on them." Ms. Therapist *visibly shocked, or at least startled by my answer*: "A-ha. Well. Uhm. Are you sure about that?" Nine y.o. me *disappointed because my answer wasn’t as good as I thought*: "But… why shouldn’t I? Is my answer wrong?" Ms. Therapist: "No no, of course not! It’s just, well, not exactly what I expected, that’s all. I thought we would go more in a… passive direction?" Nine y.o. me: "Well then, what's your answer?" Ms. Therapist: "The worst thing one could do to a child is to… ignore it." Nine y.o. me: "Ohhh, I understand. So you mean psychological abuse! I knew something was missing…" Ms. Therapist: "That’s not what I meant with that- you don’t need adding it to your, uh, list. It is already comprehensive enough. But imagine; wouldn’t it be hard to always be ignored? Children need a lot of attention." Nine y.o. me *tilts the head curious to the side*: "So you would rather be ignored than tortured? You’re a strange doctor."

For some reason, we’ve never played that game again. Sad, actually. I was having quite a lot fun. Looking back, it’s one of my most embarrassing and funniest memories. Like- I really wanted to win that game. Although you couldn’t win because it wasn't a competition. I even discussed the whole "You truly think being ignored is worse than being tortured?"-thing with her for at least ten more minutes. Eventually, my therapist said "I guess you can look at it either way. It's probably a draw", just so that I would finally shut the duck up about it. ...I don’t know why, but my old me was so embarrassing and clueless I’m cringing and laughing every time I think about this.

(PS: Please don’t do anything I mentioned above. And to all who worry about me now: No, of course I didn’t speak out of own experience, I just gathered a lot bad stuff from the TV and books. Also not even my dad ignored me (and my mom is da best), I don’t know why the therapist brought it up. Anyway, have a nice day!)

#having a catchy tune of 'i sent my therapist to therapy' rn. fitting #how i tell everyone about my therapy and then just say ah well anyway have a nice day guys and don’t do anything i told 'ya thanks #to everyone wondering why i am a weird teenager #well #i was a weird kid #what did you expect #;)

[todayisafridaynight]

i just think that in IW NPCs shouldve apologized if you bumped into them i think that wouldve helped with the immersion actually

#snap chats #imagine an npc walk by you they hit you with onea them ‘im just gonna sneak right past ya’ fjWODDJ #maybe its just an east coast/midwest thing but its so common here its really funny #like i just /walked by/ a guy and he was just ‘sorry’ like dawg you didnt even graze me 💀 #i remember when my sis was abroad she’d be told she was too polite and she kept saying sorry too much #anyway i just think itd be funny. goofy even.

[good-beans]

Well, Milgramblrgram, you have spoken! This is what you wanted, wasn't it?

I've doled out my judgement on Nott, Kyanako, and Waivy! You can rest easy knowing that I took care of everything 😌 And I do believe there was something else that you all voted in favor of, hm...?

You are very welcome, Wardens! I look forward to continuing to be a team 🐺

#milgram #beans' kotoko arc >:3 #putting this here so i dont crosspost a million things on my blogs #im sorry atlas faye and mug :( only three attacks for this trial but im going to reach out about requests for you guys!! #ill have to ask your favorite characters to work with (and do something non-milgram for you faye adfsd) #i was told t1 milgramblrgram may end soon and with school picking up i wanted to post these before things got too hectic #but i promise i didnt forget ya >:3 #hmmm i think linking a post will skip over the readmore - sorry for the slutty fuuta jumpscare oops #also LMAO if there is any reason i was voted innocent its because i really cant write angst 😂 i hope you guys enjoy the drabbles -- i have #no idea if theyre gonna hit or not... i really do struggle with sad ending angst #though if they DO land -- dont worry about getting your revenge on me because writing them already made me unbearably sad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #rose writes! #my art #milgramblrgram

[gamebunny-advance]

Today's NSR Trivia: Rare(?) DJSS + DK West Art

Likely due to being the first proper boss in the game, DJ Subatomic Supernova has a lot of unused/cut content, including a theme for a nonexistent "approach" level (which can be heard in the "NSR Approach Megamix"), cut voice lines, and no debriefing profile.

While the official twitter has shared what this hypothetical debriefing would have entailed, I don't think the unused art for his profile has ever been posted through a first party source or exists in the game's files.

However, it is viewable in a Steam trading card.

Similarly, DK West, who also lacks a proper debriefing, is a part of this set and thus also has unique art only shown in these trading cards.

Whether this art was drawn specifically for the trading cards or if the art existed prior is currently unknown. (Though I personally suspect the latter.)

#nsr #no straight roads #dk west #djss #dj subatomic supernova #i've been working on other stuff #but nothing i can really post #so here's some trivia i found that you may or may not enjoy #we've had the unused profile for a while #and access to the trading cards for as long as EE has been out #but i've never seen them posted so here ya go~ #since i can't talk about NSR without bringing up my favorite guy: #i think it's funny that the DJ is the one instance where kliff would have blatantly told B2J to beat a man to death #it's like the opposite of the yinu situation #'no you don't have to murder this child just destroy everything she holds near and dear to her heart m'kay thanks :)' #for the dj he's just: #'kill him' #i don't think DK West has an unused debriefing because he was never supposed to be a part of NSR #(even at early stages of conceptualization) #thus kliff would have no reason to gather data on him #but i still wonder what it would have been like~

[nom-central]

i need a man in a suit to devour me whole

#speakin words #told ya #i want to feel wanted by a handsome guy. is it too much for a little space cloud to ask for

[shirefantasies]

One of my besties is hyping me up to ask a new coworker out but I have never done that before I am do a frighten

#coworkers #dating #I have confessed over a text once & once in person where I knew they didn’t like me so I was safe & felt brave but v sad #asked a guy to hang out & then had him turn it into a group thing at the last minute so oof told me all I need to know #WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK THIS MAN RIGHT IN THE NICELY COLORED EYEBALLS & ASK HIM TO…I DON’T EVEN KNOW DO AN ACTIVITY?????? #so scared of becoming the latest workplace tea or the store creep even though this guy is so polite he doesn’t give off tea spiller vibes #what do I do y’all how do I get that stuff the kids call ‘rizz’ these days #have had conversations with him the past few days though that’s something #ya girl needs help 🤕 #I swear I AM writing though I promise I’m chipping away at a long request! #marti irl

[doodle-poofes]

Me? Use the same bg twice for the same idea but with a different au? I would never! This one’s for @dead-outside ‘s Tangled AU

#yax #max goof #yakko warner #yax monday #au #tangled au #ice skating au #told ya i was opening a can of worms #this shit makes good pose practice you guys