#i tried damn it

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

#this is me being silly but #man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads #at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man #jort post

[zosanbrainrot]

meet cute at your local żabka

english translation and notes under the cut 💗💗💗

żabka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere

My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao

I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY

I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potwór" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potwór, and dont know much about beer

#this one is for you polaki MWAH #but mainly for myself #mnie śmieszy #I tried to use nightshade on this but it's not the best with flat colors and also one page took like over an hour I think #i thought my PC was better than that damn #but it was my first attempt gonna be looking more into it later #jeden kawałek #sanji #luffy #zoro #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #one piece fanart #mugiwara no luffy #my art #lets temporarily ignore żabkas practices of driving out small local shops and other shit they do to their franchisees #and focus on hotdogs #zabka is a quintessential part of a modern polish experience but alas capitalism

[beybuniki]

best friend with social anxiety

#idk what prompted my brain to come up with this but bakugo finds deku cowering in the communal room and he just knows whats up #and he stays there and cracks some jokes until deku feels a bit better #because he actually does that in the manga i love how bakugo tries to help his peers u can literally see his brain fuming #and he always comes up with sth! #and he knows deku so well like he knew damn well deku said sth cringe and it has been haunting him the entire afternoon #anway #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #all might slippers yyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying) #actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it #but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo #but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try #so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine #god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos #i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope #what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures #my art #myart #others ocs #vasco #machete #vaschete #furry art #fur #anthro

[ryllen]

d a m n , i t ' s ' i ' ... not 'we' i guess everybody can perish now

#NOT THE MASQUERADE UPDATE attacking me on the first few SECONDS #twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #twst yuu #twst mc #glorious masquerade #fanart #'damn it's so hard not to fall in love in this school' the saga #malleus really tries to increase his affection points with me when i didn't really care for him before #he cares so much of his friend #FSDH the next episode after this one is so funny tho H E L P idia being narrator throughout the story is too funny #he needs to be in part of the groups more

[hazel-callahans]

"honestly, i feel like she's the underrated heartthrob of the film."   — ruby cruz on her character, hazel, sxsw 2023

#and who's gonna tell ruby that i literally fell for hazel as soon as she came on screen #MAIN heartthrob imo #i need her so bad it's very serious #it's bad for me yall i NEED her #and who cares if i'm talking about ruby or hazel #i NEED her. #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #hazel callahan #ruby cruz #lover! #my coloring #gif #*mine #femalegifsource #userlgbtq #1k #2k #3k #i tried my damn best with the shit quality. AND she's unfocused in the bg??? #this beat my ass trying to sharpen

[indimiart]

concept: tailor Astarion who makes beautiful dresses for his beautiful husband and then loses his marbles when said husband tries them on

that’s it that’s all I got

#bg3 #astarion #tailor Astarion #nievan ilthurin #I love tailor Astarion so much listen #he makes dresses and beautiful things and tav tries them all on and Astarion’s like damn #I’m supposed to SELL that #anyway #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #tavstarion #bg3 tav #tav #bg3 astarion #tav x astarion #please ignore how wonky this comic looks idk why it’s so crooked

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

#in which cate tells stories #that!!!! sandwich!!!!!! #spicy chicken breast with fresh mozzarella red onions and pesto on a ciabatta roll #I’ve tried to recreate it and I CAN’T #I don’t know what spice mix they used but DAMN #and nobody’s pesto was better than theirs #so much good food at that job tbh #the chef liked cooking for me because I was always so thrilled with whatever he did #he made ricotta gnocchi once??? it was THE BEST EVER #and lobster ravioli? that wasn’t even on the MENU we were both just there late at night and he made it for himself and gave me some #his greens and beans were also perfect #but I especially miss that sandwich #I ate that almost every day that summer

[lacquerheadd]

pov: you walk into the training room in the jedi temple

#sketch #star wars #obi wan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #i have no idea how i havent drawn him before ive been obsessed for like a decade #art #every padawans awakening #digital art #wip #tried something different with brushes and colour #inspired so much by orientalld bc DAMN her art is delicious

[lil-lemon-snails]

The Naptime Attendant ⭐️☁️💙🌙

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun moon #fnaf moon #moondrop #fan art #dca fandom #artists on tumblr #digital art #quilting #Quilt Moon #I was put on this earth to make moon look as Cuddly As Possible and by damn if i'm not going to do my best o7 #shoutout to all the folks who sat with me in the dfpu stream room while i tried out a MILLION different colour combos for this piece #even tho i *still* ended up on blue/yellow/orange akjhdsf you guys were real troopers <3 #snailems art tag

[potatoes-tomatoes]

I’ve had this exchange in my head far longer than I’d like to admit

#south park #sp kyle #sp ike #south park kyle #kyle broflovski #ike broflovski #cels doodles #this is ike’s number 1 comeback when Kyle tries to get all preachy w/ him #like Kyle can warn of the dangers of cartman all he wants but then he gotta explain why cartman has his own ringtone #and why they hang out every damn day #anywho I think it’s adorable and hilarious that Ike likes Cartman #I think the broflovski fam would be chill w cartman (he’s had tea with sheila before) it’s just kyle who’s pressed hfkfkfhf

[shwarmii]

i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:

poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk

#i just.. diDNT THINK THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO PRONOUNCE IT??? #but i heard [redacted pronounciation] and i just went ''pÁŔƊÓŃ???'' so i tried to think of all possible ones? #forgive me if theres already been a poll on this; i didnt see it and thus didnt know #edit: fuck!!! i just realizied you could combine the last two like i couldve made ''be o bo'' and ''bo be o'' each an option #if oNE OF THOSE TWO ARE THE MAJORITY (not that i expect many votes at all. but still!!) IMMA BE (1) SHOOK AND (2) McFUCKING BAFFLED #edit: wow. i thought id be lucky to get 20 in a week with my follower count. okay. damn. youre sweet ♡ also ''Boo boo''s you are so valid #im sorry i did not think to add you as an option. you are so right

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have! #I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play. #I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks. #Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere. #Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios. #The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*. #This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those. #Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human. #Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her. #She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist. #The damsel was the dragon all along! #...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

[orangelemonart]

A dad can't fix whatever is wrong with him

#yu yu hakusho #yyh #yusuke urameshi #younger toguro #shinobu sensui #kuroko sato #raizen #OLart #i tried to make sensui's ass as concave as possible #no ass sensui #oh damn i forgot raizens face marking oops

[sunflowergraves]

#been a solid minute since I posted #welcome back to memes only I find funny #solangelo #will solace #tsats #nico di angelo #also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone #Tripped after being told to be careful #Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome #summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk #cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares #nearly knocked into The Abyss #hit in the face by his sun globe #like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky #how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them #and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house #i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends

[hoaxghost]

ive been so sick past week but seeing the new disney trailer for Wish awoke something petty inside of me. So petty I went bout redesigning the protagonists look cause I’m sorry but her outfit...? Kinda bland. Wanted to try adding lil bit more ‘oomph’ to the design.

#disney #disney wish #like its so blatently designed with the toy in mind #i do like her hair and i like purple but shes not giving me much #redesign #i guess #on twitter i tried being nicer but in tumblr im tearing into it i ranted to my friends online #how much i dislike recent disney designs cause theyre so safe #then again the god damn mouse has always been safe