#i wanna thank my mom and dad

[thedarkmongoose]

if you want to sound american, simply plug your nose and say “dumbass”

(video)

#Mads Mikkelsen #i wanna thank my mom and dad #dankest memes #meme #memes #funny video #interview #wii #nintendo #video games

[holocene-sims]

a sneak peek for an upcoming (timeline tbd) update 😊

#holocene.txt #hlcn: story extras #consider this a thanks for the kind words on gratitude day :) #i wanna respond to everyone individually when i have time and also wax poetic about how much every comment means to me #it really does mean a lot #it's been a rough year and a very lonely year like i'm genuinely just so :/ #i lost both of my grandmothers this year very suddenly and the holidays feel empty now and i'm dealing with scary health issues #i finally had a brain mri after waiting for it to get scheduled since JUNE and now i have to wait on results and undergo some other testing #and i'm losing my mind a little because i planned a nice christmas gift for my mom and it feels ruined because the post office lost it #and my dad ruined the whole surprise of it by calling customer support on speaker phone with her in the room...and she ofc heard everything #i just wanted something nice for my mom :( she deserves it and although i have other gifts for her still it's not all what i planned #i don't mean to rant but i just wanted to add context when i say it means a lot that anyone even remotely likes my pixels #i may not know most of you very well *yet* (trying to fix that!!) but it's nice to feel a little support from somewhere :) beyond nice #and sorry for being absent a lot this year but i swear i have so much appreciation for y'all and i love you and your pixels dearly #i always feel bad like maybe it doesn't seem like i care in return bc i'm offline a lot now but i really do!! i care a lot!! love y'all xox

[bmpmp3]

and theres also the scrolling format manhwa i so desperately want physically. they did it with raeliana PLEASE do it with a wicked tale of cinderellas stepmom PLEASE please

#also i would love a translation of the novel physically while ur at it. pwetty please <3 #who was it who suggested a wicked tale of cinerellas stepmom to me that one time. thank u so much this thing CHANGED me #its so so good. i love that mildred will kill. #ive also read and really enjoyed not sew wicked stepmother (has some big TWs but i remember it handling things pretty well) and #-okay yeah i have a thing about the moms leave me along HJKDSHBJKSd listen i just wanna be the dad who stepped up. is that so wrong #anyway i'd really love a physical release of that too. they're probably waiting until theyre finished like raeliana is i assume #but ouuuhhhhhhhh i hope someday. someday #EDIT: WAIT THEY ARE RELEASING NOT SEW WICKED PHYSICALLY NOW HOLY SHIT #oh this is bad for my wallet. #im still waiting for that wicked tale of cinderellas stepmom physical release. come on kakao i know you can do it

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Y'ALL

I JUST REALIZED

bc my cousin decided to fuck off and stop talking to me, all the things of hers that's still in my house now get to stay in my house

WHICH MEANS I NOW HAVE A COPY OF COOKING FOR THE RUSHED FUCK YEAH BABEYYYYYYYY

who gives a fuck about family drama when you now have a copy of the cookbook you've been looking for for 7 fuckin years

#you guys i'm SO hyped #this was my FAVOURITE cook book as a kid #all my fave meals are in it #and my mom brother dad and cousin all had a copy #but i haven't been able to find one ANYWHERE #well guess what i'm stealing my cousins now #you wanna cut me off and steal my jacket? refuse to return my house key? #fine bitch all your shit is mine now. thanks for the movies and cookbooks!! #i'm fucking HYPED for this tbh #y'all don't even know #anyways fuck my family they suck #i'm gonna make every meal in that book and enjoy the sweet defiance with every bite #personal rambles #cooking #not stargate

[smilesrobotlover]

Could I ask about Ammon and Orman :)? Nothing in particular I’ve just been very interested in both of these characters since you’ve created them and I’d like to learn more about them! So if you want to share anything about them, please do! I’d love to read about it

( also would it be possible for you to link your fic you wrote about them for whumptober or febwhump? Sorry if that’s rude)

Well yes you certainly can!!

So they’re in my au king of the Gerudo which I assume you already knew that XD Ammon is also in my crossover au called strangers across eras which is all the Links dads/father figures/ friends/ relatives going on an adventure lol.

So they’re both Rhoam’s bodyguards. Ammon is from castle town but is staying in Hateno with his wife while Orman is from Lurelin. Ammon has two kids: Link and his daughter Aryn. Orman has four daughters. A daughter that’s slightly older than Link and is a captain, younger twins that may be around ten or twelve, and maybe a toddler. :) he’s a girl dad through and through.

Oh man so where do I begin? I guess I’ll start with Orman cuz I’m not sure if I talked about him much. Lurelin is very much on the edge of Hyrule and it’s sometimes neglected as a result. Many monsters attacked the village and stole all their fish and the villagers are powerless to stop it. So many of them took up their fishing spears and fought back, Orman being one of them. He became an incredible fighter because of it and he took Lurelin’s safety very seriously. He eventually got into the Hylian guard which is a HUGE deal for him being from Lurelin, cuz that village is more full of fishermen rather than fighters. Safe to say many people underestimated him. Orman and Ammon ended up defending an important outpost, idk what it is, maybe fort Hateno, and so they sorta became famous and were chosen to become bodyguards to the new king. Orman is best at spear fighting and is a phenomenal thrower. He sucks at climbing tho. He got married to his wife before defending fort Hateno and he’s overall a very kind person. He’s a peacekeeper, always good at deescalating tense situations. I love him so much.

He really loves being a bodyguard so close to Rhoam, mostly because he’s hanging out with Ammon, but also because he’s able to be a voice for Lurelin!

Ammon is slightly more jaded than Orman. He grew up in castle town and had a lot of pressure from his father to become a knight. He had an older brother Georgie who also wasn’t becoming a knight, but Georgie was kind, selfless, and caring to everyone he met. While Ammon as a teenager was mischievous and a pain to deal with. Even tho Georgie wasn’t being a knight, his father was proud of him since he was basically a saint. Kinda like Mipha, but his father was noticeably ashamed of Ammon. But while picking apples for a shop, Ammon and Georgie were kidnapped and held hostage by yiga for weeks, and in the end Georgie was killed. That was really hard on Ammon and his relationship with his father basically tanked cuz someone accidentally let slip that he wished Ammon died and not Georgie 😬Eventually Ammon joined the guard because he wanted to help people and to keep something like Georgie from happening again. He didn’t do it because his father wanted to, but his father really makes it seem like he did. Anyways Ammon did the whole thing with fort Hateno, met Orman, and was chosen to become a knight and a body guard. Now Ammon doesn’t actually like being a body guard. He loves Orman and he cares about Rhoam, but as a bodyguard he isn’t able to go out there and help people, and it’s very frustrating to him. But his father’s pressure and influence may have swayed him into accepting the responsibility. He’s a cautious, strategic, and serious man who is very anxious over his loved one’s well being. Though he didn’t want to pressure Link into trying to become a knight, his son looked up to him so he is simply proud of him. Ammon and his wife are fun cuz Ammon has very stereotypical mom traits and his wife Sarah have stereotypical dad traits. She’s reckless, impulsive, and also calm (not a dad trait, just a trait she has). She’s a blacksmith in Hateno thanks to her father teaching her so she’s also quite tough. Link looks like his father, but he acts more like his mother.

Another thing about Ammon is that he loves shield surfing. Absolutely loves it. Tho he is cautious that is one thing he goes crazy on. It makes him feel alive. But he sucks at swimming. Orman makes fun of him for it. Also he lost his arm in the calamity by guardians :) he’s Purah and Robbie’s Guinea pig.

I have written whumptober fics for them!

Here is about Ammon’s prosthetic being glitched out and shocking him

And here is about Ammon’s brother dying. Rip. (There’s two parts- 1 and 2!)

#I have a lot to say about Ammon #I mean I ADORE Orman tho #he’s my favorite guy #I just don’t have enough to say about him 😔 #anyways yeah Ammon cut contact with his father #but his mother did end up leaving him and was able to reconcile with her living son #cuz she still loved Ammon and was grateful that he was still there #she’s a good mom #I hate his dad lol #but yeah Ammon couldn’t escape the fate of becoming a knight #and I wanna add the headcanons of knights and maidens here so yippee #asks #king of the Gerudo #thanks for the ask! #I love rambling about my guys!

[lunityviruz]

I just realized today that I have never been in control of my life. It has always been my family stepping over me and making plans for myself

#rants n rambles #I did get to come out on my own thanks to my shitty as brother #I can’t choose the career/life I want thanks to my mom #I was never able to make friends thanks to my dad and his annoying enforcement of the religion #literally my whole life everyone makes plans for me and I can’t get to decide if I even wanna do it or not

[colorful-horses]

finished season 2 of miraculous ladybug!

I dont mean to sound nitpicky about a children's show meant for children. Buuut it feels a little weird to me that the neglect/abuse Adrien experiences from his father is never played for laughs, but Chloes extremely horrible mom being awful to her is literally the whole punchline of their relationship?

Like I realize part of it is "Well Chloe is mean too, so they can bond over how awful they are Together", but that just makes me feel kinda icky because it means Chloe can never improve as a person UNLESS she's fine with her mother not loving her lol

#not to overanalyze a show meant for 10 year olds #im more just pointing out the difference in how their abusive parents are portrayed and how......strange it is #adriens dad is constantly being shown to be horrible. and they never ever make a joke out of it #but i guess since Chloe is the designated 'Mean Girl' its funny to watch her mom constantly forgetting her name #constantly yelling at her and treating her like shes garbage #chloe gets really good small moments of humanity here and there #but then they had that scene where she finally gets her mother to show interest in her and #its literally just because chloe is like 'i can be an bitch too mom!!!'. which just makes me very sad #chloe redemption arc please. i wanna see her yell at her horrible mom lol #miraculous ladybug #i finished season 2 today. there was so many good hawkmoth moments this season #but i do find it very funny that he akumatized like ..... 5 different six year olds this season #i am making such an extended list of notes about this show as I watch it #im gonna make the next 7 hr long video essay. but itll be about miraculous ladybug lol #my favorite character is still chat noir btw #thanks for reading this far #i will now kiss you on the lips. mwah #tell me who YOUR favorite miraculous ladybug character is and why. i am not super into the fandom side. ive just been watching the show #i wanna know what characters are popular and which ones are hated hehehe #not pony

[greatvaluevertigo]

Jumped across the pond a year and a half ago, hadn't spoken to my mom since a month ago

Father of the year everyone

#vertigo.txt #very cool thanks dad #These tags are meant to be dripping with malice btw #“are you ok if i come home”? #sure dude. whatever you wanna do. #dont ask me if you can come home. #have you considered talking to my mom #your wife? ask her? #whatever dude

[snailcubezz]

i hate living like this i hate being genuinely upset and jealous over even the tiniest things that are typically normal universal experiences i hate how much of my life is just permanently fucked over by my parent's stupid choices while they keep digging themselves deeper and dragging me and my siblings down with them

#🐠.txt #vent #this fucking sucks. ill never forget how we could've gotten help so much sooner but my mom didn't wanna Embarrass the family #and maybe tell others that our house is a danger to be in #jesus christ. way to show your priorities #now look where that's gone genius #now we have 0 connections to anyone irl who are way more well off and Could Actually Help #and actually yknow. live in the area #awesome! great. so what now huh #and my dads even worse #fucking rancid old man stuck in the fox news tar pit whos falling for every Get Rich Quick scam in the world #rather than being a member of the fsmily #i mean none of us want him in the family anyway but still #god. godddddd. i need out #thanks to being sheltered my whole life though i have no irl friends to turn to :)

[eclipsecrowned]

you ever have that one recurring motif in your writing you didn't think was a personal trope until you really sit and think about it --

#mine is like??? loving adoptive parents??? idk a lot of my family got pieced together by choice both my generation and prior so like. #i always get kind of :c about media that wants to act like non-blood bonds are somehow lesser. i don't wanna do that in my writing. #like. aria adores her mom ashalle. she's the only parent aria has ever had and she considers that sacred. #merel's stepdad gets so mad if anyone tries to downplay merel's bond to him. that's his only daughter thank you very much. #merel in turn regards him as the only dad she's ever had. #vera took her stepfather's surname despite his being a latecomer to her youth bc he's the dad that stayed and loves her like. #a lot of my canon characters are also adopted or otherwise brought up by a non-parental caretaker. #idk i just. sits. anyone else have those tropes that you finally catch them at the right angle and go OH SHIT YOU DO EXIST.

[rosicheeks]

You've been so quiet lately, Princess. We love you and what you post be it a trickle or a tsunami. May you feel all the love and adoration we have for you when you read this and all the asks we send you.

#^^ literally me rn #im ok im ok I’m ok (she’s not) #I can’t thank you enough for this message lovely #I know I’ve been bitching about it ever since I’ve moved #but guys this move has been ROUGH #I had no fucking clue how rough it truly would be #I wanna say since I’ve moved I’ve been able to properly chill for a total of 3 hours #(I moved back in the beginning of January) #my depression and all of my mental bullshit is at an all time low #the only thing I’ve found that kinda helps is smoking but my parents don’t get it and don’t approve so I have to smoke in my cars #and ever since I’ve moved I’ve had like 6??? close calls with the cops #im just so sick of this life #and then I feel bad bitching about everything cause my parents have it a billion times worse #my dad has to deal with so many physical problems that I can just feel him starting to give up #my mom can barely see and her eyes are make her entire head hurt #so she’s getting a surgery done soon (for only $10000) #and then my dad has to pay for a surgery where the fucking doctor fucked up and he’s still recovering from #and there’s literally nothing I can do #I know I need to get a job I’m just terrified if I get a job I’ll get even more depressed and I’ll get back into those suicidal feelings #im tired I’m sad I’m broke I wanna help my parents but I can’t so I sleep #im kicking myself SO MUCH for everything that happened. I wish I could go back and do it all over idk #I’ve been really really trying but it’s just been a struggle lately #I want to reply to people (especially my snap babes) cause I feel so awful for not being around but life has just been to much for me rn #and the absolute last thing I want to do is bring other people down with me… I want to be a light in people’s lives not a dark hole ya know #idk this is a lot and I wanted to reply to this differently but here you go #just know I see every single ask and interaction and it makes me smile so much #I can’t thank you guys enough for being a light for me right now 🥺 #even if I don’t reply to your ask I see it and it always makes me smile 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #I’m out of space but thank you so fucking much I seriously can’t thank you enough I love you 🥹😭 #ask

[yoohyeontual]

I broke my favorite mug and I was sad so my mom said to put it in my room and put things in it and I will do that thank you mom <3 cjbdjdbd

#it had a little crack but nothing bad and I put boiling water in it and it cracked all the way 😭 #i was like ’’I don’t wanna throw it away I love it ☹️’’ #thank you mom for not caring that I’m a hoarder kfbdjdb #my dad would have sigh and be like omg you’re insane bfksbdjsn #i Hope that tea is worth it 😭 I don’t like tea but I read that peppermint tea help heartburn and the one I have right now is torture #it also a calming tea let’s hope it help me sleep so I can’t finally sleep at least 8 hours 😭 #i ask my mom to wake me up before she goes to work I’m gonna steal her bed since the girl above me keep waking me up but her mom will be gon #gone* #i really need sleep I have a concertant headache and my eyes hurt 😭 #i will be dead after a day if I find a job let me sleep a goodnight of sleep and I’ll look promise 😭 #alex.txt

[rosesradio]

day 2 of what i call the redneck convention aka a family function

#it just so happens there's two events that call for a cookout--we never hang out two days in a row--usually i get a break of a few months-- #so idk if i can handle it #not to mention my sister has work & my fave cousin brings her bf all the time & is busy talking with him #so it's just gonna be me & all these other family members i don't like :// #& okay let me say a thing #yesterday i was having a conversation with my sister--clearly a private conversation #& my weird aunt just literally barged in between us like 'what what are you guys up to huh what what' #& i just like nervously laughed & was like 'yeah we're just talking' #& then she just starts standing right next to me--like glued at the hip and literally says 'what if i just wanna stand right here-- #next to you and just follow you around?' #& i just kinda nervously laughed & tried to shuffle away but she literally started following me around like that #& i know it's ridiculous but i could feel my fight or flight kick in because she was in my personal space & not listening to me #but all i did was kinda laugh again & say 'no thanks i gotta go wash my hands so i can eat--the food's almost ready' #& i had to say that like twice & then she actually got pissed & huffed before storming off #& then later in front of everyone she told my mom something like 'you need to correct your daughter's behavior she's very rude' #as if my mom could do anything #(like don't get me wrong my mom could say 'behave a certain way or we'll kick you out because you're an adult' but she's not gonna do that) #& my mom & dad were both just like '???' when i explained it because i didn't do anything rude-- #like genuinely how The Fuck am i supposed to respond with some aunt getting into my space & refusing to leave even when i'm uncomfortable #my parents told me not to worry about it because she's just weird all the time (which i know) but because she's got nothing else going on-- #in her life she'll probably still try to make drama out of that little interaction today #idk i might just gaslight her by pretending i don't remember what happened. gatekeep girlboss etc #& don't get me wrong i have complete sympathy for people who aren't good with social cues--i'm one of the most awkward people at these-- #functions. but personal space is where i draw the line because you can't just get into someone's space & insist on being there even when-- #they're clearly uncomfortable #sigh anyways these tags are so long. wish me luck :// #rose.txt

[wibble-wobbegong]

hey guys if you see stuff about bombs on tv tonight blame it on driving school

#I ONLY HAVE FOUR MORE HOURS LEFT #ITS THE LAST DAY #WHY DO THESE BITCHES HATE THE GRIND #gonna have to tell my mom and she’s not gonna be mad i just don’t like fucking stuff up bc she’s nice about it #she’s gonna be disappointed but not mad and it’s like. #she SHOULD be pissed #this EARNS me a good yelling at and maybe like. a punch or something. but SHE WONT DO THAT #AND ITS WORSE!!!!! #head in my hands #see i never miss my dad but i think he needs to come show her how to be mean to me #im so bad at Everything unless there’s a threat bro. i need her to be MEAN!!!!!! #god. the GUILT bro #if I could be normal. ohhhhhhh i would love to be normal #dear diary #<- new personal tag #I DONT WANNA SEE ANYBODY IN THE REPLIES. #let me loser cope on tumblr dot com for free Ok thank youuuuuu :)

[bellafragolina]

eyo

2000 posts!

#i wanna thank my mom my dad my fingers my brain my lovely followers and my ability to not shut up

[waskojey]

will the episode be recorded or smth so people can watch it later? my plans went to shit and i can't watch the live tonight, im really pissed about it

#my dad bought us tickets to a play i dont even know without talking to anyone #im pissed bc ofc i didnt wanna go n my mom is gaslighting me saying shit like its my fault i never want to have fun n that im gonna be sick #sorry it just sucks :( #the owl house #thanks to them