#i want my gatorade...

[tboom10]

alright, i've caved in, new pfp from a character with 0.2 seconds of screentime + tadc stuff from my sketchbook.

those new tadc characters do be banging.

#i wanted to use coloured pencils again for once #im not great at using them but i'll use them again one day #out of spite i listened to the song “whats new pussycat” 19+ times on loop while drawing. do not recommend. felt sick after. #Orbsman #i think is his name #gummigoo #princess loolilalu #jax #tadc gangle #the amazing digital circus #zooble x gangle #oh hey shipping art on my main! thats rare. (im gonna post more of this ship if i get inspiration to do so) #tadc Martha Mildenhall #Martha Mildenhall #i wanted to finish today cuz its february 29th and i wanted to be special by finishing it on the 1 day that only exists once every 4 years #broken vessel the knight and gaster cameo #and by technicality the marrionette/puppet from fnaf #yes that gatorade on the alligator character. im hillarious

[spoonyruncible]

So, I finally tried The Flavor. It was genuinely bizarre, because there is a taste but it's not really anything that's meaningful. It is like drinking "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously".

Which, actually, brings me to my conclusion of why it is like this. It's genuinely kind of interesting. There are no real disparate elements between the two beverages, nothing that would expressly taste bad if mixed. But, also, cranberry and cucumber aren't really good together, or bad, just weird. Then there's the makeup of it all. Salt, sugar, and alcohol. I genuinely think that when these things combine in this way they actually do sort of short out your brain and get NULL as a response. Because you do taste something, it's just nothing.

My primary reaction to it was that it was heavy. Not the way cream or oil is heavy, but the way a small weight in your mouth would be heavy. My brain prioritized the mass of The Flavor before it could work out what it tasted like.

Like I said, this is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" of drinks. There is nothing wrong with the actual composition of the beverage, but it is incoherent nonsense the second it has to stand up to actual review.

#the flavor #so i told my therapist it take at least a 100 level class in three disciplines to make sense of my sentences #this was not bragging #i do not think i am clever or other people are stupid #i think i am incoherent #i feel kinda like me connecting flavor profiles to noam chomsky is gonna make her think i'm trying to be incoherent #no really this is genuinely odd #also mikes harder cranberry is fucking gross #it does have a flavor #that flavor is that i am 16 and i found suspect gin in my uncle's basement and the only mixer i have is cranberry sauce #it is thanksgiving in this scenario but that's what it tastes like #gross and a little shameful and like my mom will yell at me #lime cucumber Gatorade tastes kinda like gatorade is trying to impress me but not in a good way #like it wants to be fancy enough that we can smash #it mostly tastes like if cucumber shampoo tasted exactly the way you think cucumber shampoo should taste but doesnt #i like lime cucumber gatorade but i do not like mikes harder cranberry #both of these drinks would take advantage of me while drunk #but only the gatorade would know what it was doing was wrong

[dwarvenchords]

Dear my brain,

please stop hurting. we are supposed to work together and be friends and you are giving me a lot of trouble. i think that we can come to some sort of mutual understanding where i give you what you need and you dont make my vision white out every time i stand up.

your pal,

chords

#hoping the oscar piastri approach will mend our relationship #this is the drs tweets chords style #can yall tell with how much im posting about my head hurting over the last few days how much it is getting to me?? #i just want to exist why the fuck is my body doing this to me #i can only drink so much gatorade and liquid iv in a day

[momomallowart]

TW! Drugs (specifically that fucked up elixir mint eye brews)

Bad End 💔

#idk man i want to try the elixir i wanna see if my body can take it #i have no excuse for this I'm just a little fucked up actually #I saw that one CG of Rika being a bitch & dumping the elixir down Ray's gullet & thought to myself.. i want to draw that but without rika #I truly do want the best for him.. but also.. yknow.. #this elixir is actually not even full of drugs its actually blue gatorade #Saeran just really loves gatorade #ok i will apologize for this and make sweeter art the next time #tw!drugs #tw drugs #saeran choi #mystic messenger #mysme #mysme saeran #my art

[hibiscuslynx]

*holds your face in my hands* if you're going to write it, ill write it with you

as someone from massachusetts myself i thought there would be way more ny/mass in this fandom considering i was raised to give someone walking around Boston in a Yankees cap a death stare but also going on vacation there and loving the people and the sights

i WILL draw them and i WILL help you write them (i would write a fic on my own but i cannot finish anything i write on my own kalsjfd)

-yeti <3

good to know the massachusettans themselves cry for more ny/mass. i, a *cough* humble californian *cough*, will do my best🫡 (if i do even attempt to write).

if only i was into baseball. then i could really write their dynamic. alas all i know is hockey and the rags/bruins rivalry isnt as big as the yankees/red sox rivalry but its something . appreciate ur willingness to help i will let u know if i need help . or i might just post abt it. who knows!

#my only thing is i enjoy a specific ny/mass dynamic. but oh well #its 9pm im feeling a little crazy #one more gatorade i might just start showing my ass (metaphorically) on here. #i used to be really %*@&@*%&*&(=;-)=(/;; about talking abt wttt shipping #BUT I JUST WANT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD #the 1 time in my life i want ny/mass instead of ny/nj and i cant even have it smh my head #♥️♠️ smeared ny/mass. who said that #<- guy whos knowledge abt [redacted] has only been obtained via osmosis and the wiki

[veritasrose]

Chronic illness life is all about learning to just roll with stuff.

The Hubs just walked back to find me sitting on the floor slurring “POTS flare! Ooh Oooh ooh!” to the tune of the Duck Tales song while half-conscious.

#i mean I didn’t want him to worry #i was sipping my gatorade and sitting already #hence cartoon songs #it made sense to me #veritasrose rambles

[yumenotambourin]

Why the fuck do people keep on calling Elfilis a sore loser

#LIKE ITS NOT ABOUT LOSING #THEY WERE DYINH #THEIR WHOLE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEPENDED ON IT #THEY DIDNT WANT TO DESTROY TWO WORDS BECAUSE THEY LOST A FIGHT WITH A TODDLER #THEY WANTED TO DESTROY TWO WORDS BECAUSE THEY LOST EVERYTHING #temporary talking tag #gatorade #elfilis #fecto elfilis #I’m gonna lose my shit at this #I will protect them with my life

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

being sick as an adult sucks. wdym my mom won’t just automatically make sure I eat food instead of exclusively drinking Gatorade all day. wdym I have to ask my roommates to make me dinner. I have to Venmo a friend money to buy me more Gatorade?? I can’t focus enough to do homework??? I hate this.

#this is a silly haha humor post but in all seriousness. #COVID rly is just making me stare all the internalized ableism in the eye #yes worth isnt defined by productivity and disability and the idea of being a burden is part of being human and isn’t shameful at all #until I have to minorly inconvenience people to meet my basic needs #I really want to eat dinner but that would require asking my roommates to make me dinner which is just. 5 kinda of mortifying. #even though if someone I knew was sick I would not be upset about making them food! sick people need to eat! #my parents ordered me chipotle yesterday bc they were so concerned bc of how I sounded over the phone #and my friend went out and bought me juice and Gatorade and popsicles and took me to the doctor #the support system Exists I just feel bad about having to use it T-T #I just want to be hugged and read to and reminded to eat food but I am an adult now and not at home #lonely TT-TT #it’ll be okay I’m probably just emotional bc I’m sick and hungry #I also just am struggling so hard because I want to catch up on my classwork Right Now #but I can get through maybe one assignment before I’m too exhausted to keep sitting up #and I have to lay down and close my eyes and sleep or do a light activity like playing candy crush for the fifty bazillionth time #I’ve gotten through like. 100 levels this week. #I’m losing my dang marbles. I am gonna be so behind in ASL Susan is gonna be so disappointed in me #I feel like I have all this energy when I’m laying down bored but as soon as I sit up I feel like I’m floating and about to fall over #so. so tired. why can’t I be healthy already and do homework T-T. #I’m choosing to take this as a lesson to slow down and not overwork myself so hard. instead of being mad at myself for getting behind. #<- is trying and failing not to be mad at herself for getting behind

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I keep loads of basic supplies in my car because there are so many homeless people in my city. I'm leaving the gym, and this dude stops and asks for a light. While I'm handing him my lighter, he asks if I have any water. I say I only have Gatorade right now, and move to my trunk and tell him he's welcome to anything he needs back there. He picks up some soap, sniffs it, and says, "This is all garbage. Nobody wants this," and left. And, like, I'm not sure if I need to rethink what I'm stocking my car with or if he was just an asshole.

#for the record i have shampoo. conditioner. body soap. deodorant. toothbrushes and toothpaste. hothands. dental floss. tampons. blankets. #and a bunch of snacks that have a long shelf life (granola bars. bagged nuts. stuff high in fat or protein) and Gatorade #oh and little backpack things in case someone needs something to carry shit in #like. i know the hothands and blankets are seasonal. but it's still cold. #and the rest is stuff that makes life a little less shit. #i also have travel ibuprofen packs. i forgot about that one. #but like. none of it seems usless. #it's not like I'm out here handing out 'money' that's actually a pamphlet on why jesus is cool #so I'm thinking he was just having a particularly shit day #if i could afford it I'd just give people $50 or whatever and it's not my business where that's used #but i can barely pay my rent right now so i gotta be cheaper so I don't also end up homeless #i do want to get sunscreen and rain jackets now that we're moving into spring. but money is tight... #i also thought about adding in books because it has to be boring doing fuck all all day and maybe that could be enjoyable? #i really don't know #but I'm apparently not doing it right so i need to improve somehow #not even being sarcastic about that. if I'm not doing good i need to know where I'm fucking up

[spacehasnobiney]

realizing that my friend's parents actually like me and are actively trying to make sure they see me when they come up to visit for that friend's birthday is making me almost cry they're so sweet

#space's stupid ramblings #got jumpscared while programming by “hey my stepmom suggested this idea for my birthday weekend and she wants to invite you to go with” and #i feel giddy knowing they don't hate me (i was convinced that us making Thick Gatorade in their kitchen this summer would have made them #hate me) #i do think they might think that friend and i are dating or something but whatever people think that about us all the time #that bit is easy enough to clear up at least

[henrycheng]

dont get me wrong, gatorade is always necessary and good, but it is at its best when you have to hoover it as hard as you can from that hard plastic gatorade nipple. the open screw caps will NEVER compete

#tumblr wants me to add tags to this but like dude #i just am kinda bummed out because my gatorade tonight isn't teat #feeling healed tho

[milfygerard]

ok but this really is hittong so hard and it means so much to me. gerard is like the reason i felt i could experiment with pronouns and think about gender and be weird and vague and fun and not worry so much about words or anything and i had a very long 6 hour shift at the misgendering factory today and clocking out and seeing gerard so happy and light feeling free in a dress spinning around with their friends and like. the video of them singing the world is ugly. idk its all getting to me a lot

#barry.txt #ive been thinking about expression and my own gender expression especially relating to butchness and just #seeing someone so happy to just do whatever makes them most comfprtable after years of having to hold back its. and its GERARD #thats gerard! #idk. im kind of choked up #past all the funny jokes and all that this means a lot to me genuinely. same way their reddit AMA and open support of trans ppl in 2014/15 #mean a lot #also misgendering factory=baseball stadium cashier. sometimes i get a dude or man and i savor it #today someone called me babe and i wanted to die it was bad #but its ok im home w gatorade and thers a dog w me #just idk man. stop ur crying hopeless feeling dry your eyes and keep believing theres on thing theyll never take from you #yknow?

[crushofdoves]

every year i forget about my terrible allergies to all the trees in my neighborhood and every year at the beginning of spring g-d humbles me

#fightin for my life with my off brand zyrtec #i need to go buy nasal spray and like idk #gatorade #but i dont want to go outside bc it will make the allergies worse

[caleism-1]

I took me until middle school to realize that having a lot of nose bleeds wasn’t normal

#the one time #it took me until middle school #I start coughing up blood randomly like later year or the year before that #that fine tho #I thought something like that would hurt but it doesn’t #my mom want me to stop drink red drinks #mainly gatorade because I’m in band #she want others to be able to tell the difference between blood and juice #idk why people would want to have nose bleeds #nose bleeds are annoying

[interlagosed]

I feel so sick omfg

#sitting here with a cold pack on my forehead #with Gatorade watermelon juice and white rice #pls I don’t want to throw up 😖 #tw emetophobia #tw pregnancy #hibibaby!!

[piedoesnotequalpi]

I do not understand why wireless headphones are so popular

#like yeah i don't get tangled but god at what cost #i don't know what's wrong with me I'm not a violent person but i really want to stomp on my wireless headphones #because they keep saying battery low to me! shut up! just do a little beep! #like why do we need yet another thing to charge and eat up device battery life #i play music through an aux cord in my car and I'm not changing that anytime soon #isabel.tex #anyway just forgot amazon exists and probably has cheaper shipping and paid $12 shipping to replace my wired earbuds #which got stolen with my work bag #which side note ???? why did someone need half empty bottles of Gatorade that desperately