#i want sugar

[fred-the-dinosaur]

nothing like apfelkrapfen regret

#i wanted it #i was too hungy to decide #i ignored my wife telling me to get it #i regret #i want SUGAR #talking freds

[minhosimthings]

WHADUP BITCHES YO GURL'S BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL (I tripped and fell on the stairs and the hot doctor laughed at me)

#mona's sessions #i feel too energetic #i want sugar #sugar will make me a hyperactive squirrel so not gonna have that #MY GF'S AT WORK AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR SO LONG I NEEED LOOOOOVVVEEEE #someone call 911 for my heart #cause it was just broken #bye bye now

[snowbleat]

wjjyy is there no yummy candy in my house...........

#mine #i want sugar

[captainkirkk]

I want to see characters being taken care of in an explicit and worshipful way. Home-cooked meals. Hair brushed and braided by gentle hands. Little gifts just because.

I want to read about characters who are not used to kindness being bombarded by acts of service. This trope works romantically and platonically. Give me found family and acts of service - all the ways a character is wrapped up in wordless, explicit care after years of cruelty and having no idea how to handle. I need it.

#fanfiction #this is the 'comfort' part of hurt/comfort #but i want to take it to the extreme honestly #not just comfort immediately after a traumatic event #but consonant daily comfort! #being taken care of because you are loved always and unconditionally #this is the real reason why i sometimes read sugar daddy AUs even though i don't like them #i want to read about characters being SPOILED #this is also why i love the mdzs love interests so much #luo binghe is the ultimate worshipful house husband and i love that #my posts #you can tell i'm irrationally tired when i start getting tear-eyed over someone being cooked a meal

[skoot-over]

Good good. I'm ants.

#i want sugar #askoodge

[stevebabey]

"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.

"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.

"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."

He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.

"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.

Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.

"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.

"It happens every time."

"It happens most times."

"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.

"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"

Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.

"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."

Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.

"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.

"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.

"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."

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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.

#steve's got expensive booze taste bcos he partied lots as a teen & he got into his dad's expensive stuff #and now it's all he likes #eddie doesn't drink loads cos he usually smokes instead so when he does drink he never wants to taste the alcohol #and he likes that they're pretty and come w fun things :) #steve also likes black coffee cos he was on that Sports Diet through hs #eddie packs his with sugar and creamer if he can #hehehe have this headcanon <3 from me to you #that i thought of rn #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie ficlet #steddie fic #steddie headcanon #heheheheh <3 #i also love drinks with the most insane names. like please tell me you know what i mean #ruby writes steddie

[skipppppy]

I’ve been frantically watching all of Adventure Time to prep for Fionna and Cake and it got me thinking. I love how expansive the worldbuilding is. I also love that one artist who genuinely had me believing Finn was gay dating some catboy for a solid 6 months. I think to celebrate the new show a bunch of us should make our own Princess OCs and Goncharov them into the show. Like pretend they were always there. Let’s discuss their imaginary episodes and themes and motifs and whatever

So anyway here are my lesbians they always existed in the show they debuted in season 3 when Marceline went to that recreational fight club. Remember that episode?? Man it was wild

#maybe I’ve been having a lesbian crisis and maybe i want to cope with that by drawing butch/femme characters in a pseudo rebecca sugar style #i think werewolf and bunny were both exes of marceline and bubblegum respectively just to add drama #adventure time #adventure time oc #fionna and cake

[pup-pee]

chewy like a easter egg grass

#if u havent eaten the that easter egg grass then like y not #i want some so bad it tastes so good #im mean its just sugar & food dye + smth smth #BUT GAHHH I WANT IT #like cotton candy but string kinda? #anyways #im gonna eat this lil girlie WHOLE JUST NOM #ill prolly make this like a charm 4 myself #hang him on my phone so i can jingle them like car keys #kon el #superboy #kon el kent #dc #puppee art #what is all this yapping

[iamhereinthebg]

I need more of these two interacting AidaIro

#toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #jshk #aoi akane #minamoto kou #I LOVE WHEN THEY INTERACT SM AAAAH #this chapter was so great #Akane takes Kou half seriously but admires him because he wants to try the impossible for Nene's lifespan #Kou thinks Akane is so cool and so pathetic at the same time #and Akane just guesses sm random stuff from Kou even Teru can't get and I am living #(It s just because Teru has sugare coated glasses as a big bro for Kou rip) #chapters 27 87 88 my belovedd

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

#2 oz vanilla vodka (i used pearl bc its cheap and good) #1 oz lemon juice #1 oz lavender syrup (1 part sugar 1 part 1 water in a sauce pan #healthy coating of EDIBLE!!!! lavender to cover the top #bring to boil then reduce to a simmer for 5 mins #take off heat and let that shit steep for a bit #longer the better #i say 25 mins at the LEAST for a strong flavor #15 mins will do the job tho probs #filter out the lavender w a siv #add 3 drops each of blue/red food dye to make it purple if u want #garnish w a lemon #i bartend at a restaurant and this is one of our signature cocktails #i was iffy about lavender cocktails/lattes n shit before #but this drink changed me. the perfect balance of lavender notes and sweet/citrus #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #dipnpip #danisnotonfire #do people still use that tag #whatever. its there #danandphilgames #<3 #i love them so much #they are my birth mothers

[lastoneout]

I do agree with the people calling Somerton out for his misogyny and lesbophobia but I do want to remind everyone that him treating Becky Albertalli like that was an explicit act of biphobia. Like there is something very transparent about him insisting that lesbians have it easier than gay men only to turn to a bisexual woman and refuse to accept that she's queer at all. That was biphobia in it's purest form. It doesn't make the rest okay by any means and I'm not trying to minimize it, but as a bisexual woman I think it's important for everyone to recognize that he did not just treat her like that because she's a woman who happens to like women, he did that because she's bisexual and he clearly doesn't think bisexual women are queer at all.

Also don't gloss over the transphobia around ignoring ND Stephenson and Rebecca Sugar's gender identities as well. He's not just a misogynist and a lesbophobe, he's biphobic and transphobic too. Acknowledge all of it.

#I just dont want people to ignore the biphobia bcs so often people act like bi people are only hated #because we're attracted to the same gender and thus there is no biphobia in the queer community #but he didnt hate her for liking women #he treated her differently than he treated the lesbians he talked about #and it's because she's bisexual #same with how he treated ND Stephenson and Rebecca Sugar #he didnt do it just because he hates women/people he perceives to be women #he did it bcs he doesnt think nonbinary people count as queer either #and that's really fucking transphobic #Hbomberguy #james somerton

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou does your skincare for you on days when you’re just not feeling it. he’s only started doing his own thing because of some shitty products you had gotten, that did worse for your skin than better. But of course, his skin is something miraculous, can be soothed by the demon products that broke you out.

but he stands beside you in the bathroom now, during your nightly routine. does everything in the same order as you, tells you quietly about his day during this small, intimate moment. he notices when you’re tired, when you skip more than two steps, do something quick and easy.

“Sit down,” he tells you, demanding but yet so gentle. you’re tired, bone deep, and he sees that. can feel it in the way your shoulders slump, and that tiny little smile whenever he says something funny. but he takes care of you in those moments, doesn’t ask what’s wrong if you’re not offering the information up. knows that sometimes it’s not always a specific issue, knows that sometimes you just get like that and need the extra attention and comfort.

so he helps you with your skincare routine. rubs whatever oils and balms you need into your cheeks and forehead, spritzes your face as soft as he can. he applies your lip oil and wipes a rag down your nose to clean your face up. his hands are gentle in their ministrations, rough palms suddenly soft as they swipe over your cheeks. and when he finishes up with you, does he press the softest kiss to your hairline and cheek and lips. goes about his own routine quickly before he’s helping you to your feet, leading you back to the room.

on these nights, they’re silent but say so much about—about everything. and you hold him closer than you ever do; in thanks, in gratefulness, in gratitude, in love.

#making myself cry at this #everything is so hard and I’m so tired #I just want someone to take care of me #also I think my sugar is low which is why I’m emotional LOL #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[royalarchivist]

NOTE: In light of the recent information that's come out about Forever, I've turned off reblogs on this post.

As an archivist, it feels disingenuous to delete history and pretend it never happened, so clips related to Forever can still be found on the blog and timestamps for past VODs will still be up on the VOD Timestamp Archive for archival purposes. However, I won't be posting anything about him or updating his VODs moving forward.

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Forever is one of my favorite streamers I've met thanks to QSMP, so I wanted to show my appreciation for him and love for his character as thanks for all the laughs he's given me! Here are some of my favorite clips of him and his friends from 2023.

I wasn't able to include every clip I love since that would make this video too long, plus I only wanted to use clips I had from Forever's POV (with one small exception), but hopefully there are still a few old and new bits that'll make you laugh as much as I did the first time I saw them!

#Forever #Forever Player #ForeverPlayerG #QSMP #Sugarduo #Philza #Phil #Sugar duo #frick. is it with or without a space #whatever #ohnanaduo #Edited #Subtitles #Translated #To the best of my abilities anyways #I actually did get that translation from Actual Portuguese speakers though #I wound up doing purple for his subtitles despite associating him with yellow because the contrast just wasn't good for visibility #It also complimented the border he has around his facecam #so for artistic reasons I went with that #The Pac & Forever clip is one I've wanted to share for AGES but I don't have a good crisp clip of it #I actually dug up Forever's VOD which has it yesterday but I'd already done too much editing to warrant digging through an 8 hour VOD #Anyways I hope you guys enjoy this! I put a lot of work into it :'D #I might actually make a Youtube for Royal Archivist. The amount of time I'm putting into some of these videos would probably be ok for YT #I hate making thumbnails though so we'll see #I was up til 5am working on this :') #<- suffering #Portfolio

[applesartt]

The best aunts ever

#apples artt #my little pony #mlp #applejack #my little pony fim #rainbow dash #appledash #big Apple #or apple sugar #whatever Big Macs kids name is #I want them to adopt me

[recallback-art]

Inspired by a donut @/Catmask posted the other day, what if the guys were some delicious little treats? Laika's Comet pop-up cafe when.

Still not the best at drawing objects in my new set up, but I think I pulled it off reasonably well here. Was very fun! I love drawing themed things.

#laikas comet #laika's comet #food #recall draws #fandom posting #sorry i keep drawing fanart for this series rn only i lve them the guys... #its rlly fun coming up with themed food tho i wanted to do another set w my newest guys too #but yeah this was a challenge and i enjoyed it #menyas a macaron (debated mooncake but it didnt fit tbh) mars is a chocolate blueberry iced donut #yue is a butterfly pea boba laikas a powdered sugar cream bun algernon is a hazelnut latte aaaaaaand #roadboy is strawbebby :)

[emjiroki]

Sugar daddy! Gojo sliding up next to you at the bar in his $4,000 Prada suit, asks what your drinking and orders two before introducing himself. He's charming, he knows it, and he just can't help himself but to use it with the full intent to have you leaving with him and in his bed tonight

He's got you cumming around his fingers in the back of his car a couple of hours later, you whining in agreement to be his sugar baby, let him take care of you and let you cum as much as you want while spending every last dime he gives you

#i want a fic about him #im contemplating #sugar daddy gojo #satoru gojo #gojo satoru smut #jjk smut #em writes ✍ #em talks 👄