#i want to be dteams cat boy so bad

[batwritings]

Hi again! It's 🕸 anon, and I messed up on my last request, so sorry, but imma re-do it.

C!Poly!DTeam and C!M!Dogboy Reader.

Mainly Fluff, but you can throw in some smut if you'd like.

HCs, Small Scenarios, anything you want!! This is your blog after all.

That's all from me!! Please ignore my last request, as I did not proofread.

Please take care of yourself! Eat, drink water, and just do what you enjoy!!

-🕸

Hello! No worries! aaaaa I'm excited this has so much potential to be so cute ^^ please also be sure to eat, drink water, and have a good day! Enjoy~!

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✨Let me just start off by saying that all the boys adore you in their own way and for their own reasons!

✨You thought George was more of a cat person, but he actually really adores your puppy-like features! ✨Both Dream and Sapnap really like the fact that you get them off their butts some days. Like most pups, you need to be active both mentally, and physically! And like hell you're gonna do that alone! ✨Oh god, storms though? Satan, your worst enemy...which works for George. Lil' freeze baby needs a heater for his rainy day naps and hiding under the covers is the perfect way to avoid the thunder, clearly. ✨ALL the petnames; "pretty pup", "goodest boy", "pup", "shithead" <<reserved for when you are a bad dog. ✨The most baffling thing to all of them though is how you can lay in the MOST confounding positions. Good lord that should not be comfy...but it does give easy access for belly rubs. Which you are a fan of. So it works out dammit. ✨You try your best to get along with Patches. You want to be her friend so bad! But wow does the jealousy kick in some days. >.> ✨It takes a lot of love from Sap, George, and Dream to remind them that you're the boyfriend here, not Patches. ✨Bed time is the time for zoomies, which can really wear the boys out. But once you settle somewhere amongst the three of them, (different spot each night, obviously), you're out for the night.

#bat writes #anon reqs #🕸anon #poly!dream team headcanons #poly!dream team fluff #dsmp fluff #mcyt fluff

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

okay more dnf little mermaid brainrot because it's my new personality,,, (also I did send the wine drunk asks the other day)

there are certain types of cats that are okay with water so I think it wouldn't be too far from reality to say that maybe max would be patches? idk I kind of love the idea of patches trying to get dnf together :(

i think maybe triton should be kept in just as his normal character because I don't know how to feel about father coding any of dteam's friends. and I also don't think that personalities have to 100% line up but they should be pretty close, which is why I think sapnap could be an interesting choice for flounder; we nix the extreme scaredy-cat persona, keep his curious/cautious part, and obviously, his loyalty has to stay.

hear me out- scuttle is wilbah. they're both pretty zany and with the way he also makes up weird ass phrases and words, I think it works. also, he bounces off of george very well and I think with his whole "[george] is precious," it keeps with that sort of 'protective-ish' vibe (this is not to say that wilbah is protective of george, just that george gives off that vibe that makes people want to protect him)

bad is sebastian. no, i will not elaborate. (yes i will- begrudgingly made babysitter to #1 dnfer. no further questions)

i don't think i need to explain this but I have to. dream. is. prince. eric. my sweet darling baby boy my lovesick babygirl my shining star. number one, he's disney prince gorgeous. number two, he's got a disney prince voice. number three, dream is the kind of person who will do anything for his friends, no matter what. he'll fight tooth and nail to protect them and he's so fiercely loyal that it sort of makes me ache. dream is so kind and so gentle and so disgustingly in love with George. and then there's the whole thing where eric makes it his mission to find ariel and marry her; he makes it his mission to bring the person he loves home to him and finally hold them in his arms. <- need I say more?

and finally, george is ariel. part of your world is about moving to fl- [GUNSHOT] he collects little trinkets of things that remind him of anything under the sun but especially things that remind him of dream and sapnap. he makes up words and says shit that only makes sense to him. he's in love with dream and was willing to give up almost everything just to be with him. and then. he is a disney princess. i am not feminizing georgenotfound, I am just saying that he has the aura of a disney princess. (and then there's his whole ariel bang, his mermaid sit, the way dream can understand what he means without him really saying anything) I also think it's funny to change ariel's singing voice to his British accent ("and [he] had the most beautiful voice" dream, baby, you're just whipped) i would consider him a fish out of water /pos only in the way that there is nobody else like him.

there is a certain Man i have in mind for ursula. but saying it would make a certain group of people very upset, so I will keep my mouth shut

anyway, i have Demons and it's my duty to make everyone else have these demons as well. 🌶️

I support you so fucking much

#kore.ask #🌶️ #also just gonna add bbh is not bregrudginly witnessing dnf he has issues and loves to see it

[ilusim]

character study: george

(after 3 or more months, i’m back with this bullshit)

george is just. george. he’s not that flustered, ‘😳👉👈’, femboy. he’s not completely the cold, unfeeling, lanky husbando from your otome games.

he’s george. george wouldn’t give a shit about whatever and would go to 1029874 different parties and wear supreme shirts and laugh sadistically when a friend is in pain. george also picks up random things from the ground and wears big hoodies and shirts just because he wants to. george also likes coding and is so so smart, in general. (when he’s not around two or more of the feral boys.)

the very reason people think he’s plain, boring (like admitted i did, quite a bit ago) is because he hates going out of his little social circle. comfort zone is his best friend. it’s usually only talking to friends of five years (dteam), or just playing mc w/o vc, or playing chess with sapnap, or doing geoguessr with dream. he grow quieter and less opinionated around people he isn’t familiar with.

and he’s changed quite a bit because of, namely, quackity. the irl vlogs w/ wil and tubbo and tommy and jack manifold and niki show him as open, carefree, and it is refreshing— different from early july 2020 georgenotfound. (guy wouldn’t tell us the name of his cat.)

george? his personality? he’s sly, sassy, loud and quiet, usually an instigator, maybe has 10% sadistic tendencies, soft and unrelenting. he’s smart, knows what the hell he’s doing more than any of the other feral boys. he’s good at mechanics and structured subjects like coding and math and chess. he’s strange and endearing all at once. he’s defined and sharp and rounder and go-with-the-flow all at once. he matches whoever’s energy when he’s interacting with them.

and george with his friends? unstoppable. he’s going to set the ‘net on fire with constant dating jokes w/ dream. he’s going to bleed out people’s ears with the rapid-fire way he argues w/ sapnap. he’s going to annoy the heck out of anyone who chances their way across a scene with him, quackity, and karl. he’s going to make life difficult for you just bc he can.

and he finds his own little way to express that he cares. when he’s serious, he’ll wholeheartedly congratulate you (sapnap’s s2 mcc 1). if he’s serious, he’ll scream and whoop and celebrate with you on a significant milestone (dream 5 mil, bad __ mil, sapnap 20th bday etc).

and that’s what makes him, objectively, endearing.

and he has conventionally pretty features and a great side profile. that too. i guess

#georgenotfound #mcyt #dteam #dream team #feral boys #dnf mention #slight dteam shipping implications #yeah waiting for the (non existent) lore stream

[unreasonablebehaviour]

Pls take this random assortment of dsmp “hcs” (which is actually just me rambling out my ass but we love to see it//)

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- Sam just like gets really fuccn energetic in a thunderstorm... like just hyperactive but also like v strong..... also immune to electrocution :)

- He’s also like all creepers are, shit terrified of cats which is v funny considering he’s sorta friends with ant

- Even funnier if u want to take the ‘canon’ fact of ant being a whole ass 20 feet tall

- Speaking of ant and this absolutely isn’t a hc but I just find it very funny that people draw humanoid versions of all of the non human characters EXCEPT for ant who I have only ever seen drawn as a cat ghgh

- Bads skin colour is deadass vantablack like if he holds his hand in front of his face it just seemingly vanishes and you can’t pick out where his hand ends and face begins

- I want him to look terrifying.... like absolutely massive a complete unit of a man, sharp ass teeth, sharp spikes and horns, sharp claws, white glowing eyes........... but he’s just like “owo” at all times ghgh

- Skeppy has chronic pain from the diamonds growing inside his body and out of his skin... sometimes he ramps up how cheerful he is to try and hide how much pain he’s in that day

- Ranboo’s body is longer on his enderman side and so he physically can’t stand up straight unless his shorter leg is on a slope

- He’s half silverfish... mainly cause I think that’s funny like hehe both those and endermen are linked to the end/stronghold and can break blocks

- This does also mean he joins bad and skeppy in the ‘help I am v spiky’ club tho

- Also also like absolutely none of his clothes fit cause his limbs are so disproportionately long so rip his ankles in the tundra I guess

- Shortza supremacy

- Sapnap... blaze boy..... I want him to steam when he angy...... v warm to the touch and all of the dteam lay on top of him when it’s cold lmao

- George is like some weird ass mushroom man.... like he looks completely human for the most part but he’s not he just never tells anyone cause he has the mentality of ‘well no one ever asked?’ Or ‘it didn’t seem important’

- When he’s in danger the surrounding plants try to help him (like lmao there’s a war goin on? Nah just take a nap and miss out so you won’t get hurt :) )

- Imagine how much funnier the lmanberg saga would be if schlatt just looked like his profile icon rather than his mc skin.... just cute tiny sheep man in a sweater... I think it’d be like that one gif of the teddy bear slamming its head onto the table to acquire angy eyebrows

- Dreams has symmetrical white patches down the front of skin... kinda like vitiligo but not? Like deadass pure white

- I also kinda just imagine him having creepy solid black eyes ghgh (haha it’s cause he’s possessed)

- He’s immortal and kinda just snapped tbh like half the reason his actions are so manipulative, selfish and drastic are both because he’s so desperate to have control over things in his life and because low-key he kinda hopes that people will find a way to kill him off or get rid of the thing possessing him (I just want a happy ending :( make him not evil pls my poor heart can’t take a non happy for everyone ending//)

- Puffy is fluffy :) I will not elaborate further

- Revived people have creepy blacked out maybe kinda glowing eyes.... paler skin.... scars and phantom pains from their injuries....

- Phil just deadass found Wilbur hiding inside a fridge and took him home with him... wil just assumed the fridge was his mom and Phil found it too funny to correct him

- Tubbo is a moobloom hybrid and all the bees love him ok 💛

- I think it would be funny if dream just deadass can’t see shit through his mask rap considering all the feats he has done

- Phil is v old and ‘wise’ but is also fairly detached from reality as a result cause he can’t really remember what earlier parts of his life were like to understand how other people act

- I also think it’d be hilarious if he ironically had like 0 life skills... cooking? He’s shit at it. Sleep schedule? Never heard of it. Taxes? Isn’t that a state?

- The floors in the tundra trios homes are constantly being ruined by techno having hooves and Phil and maybe ranboo having claws... like u no how u can like dent and scrape a wooden floor with heels? Kinda like that

- Speaking of those three I also think it’d be very funny if they all collectively became useless or started fighting in the presence of a gold block cause like 👀 ‘oo gold/hehe shiny/hold block’ mentality

- Quackity can shapeshift.... but he’s like a ditto and always has the :] face.... mmm also maybe keeps any scars he has

- His ability to control this decreases the more he dies

- So like u could he talking to him and just suddenly he looks like someone else or like a weird mishmash of people and just hasn’t noticed lmao totally not freaky at all

- Literally non of the tundra trio are equipped for the weather like u have someone from the hot af nether, bird man who’d realistically be prone to hypothermia and someone who’s allergic to water like lmao why do yall live here what is wrong with you

- I want niki to just be very exasperated by this fact

- I want her to bake goods for her friends... tailored to their tastes.... cheer up food :)

- Also i forget when she changed her skin but I think it’d be very funny if she dyed her hair pink as an intimidation factor to tommy cause she knows he dislikes techno

- Puffy ily but I do not trust you with Tommy after the disaster that was bbh and skeppys relationship counselling

- The concept of the totems being foolish’s children is very funny to me like just the implication that he just leaves his kids in random chests for people to steal and that when they witness someone die they just explode with revive energy or something like w h a t

- Ghostbur either isn’t actually Wilbur and is just some entity pretending to be him hence the ‘poor memory’ OR him and limbo Wilbur are two halves of one entity

- I just find it v sus that he’s the only ghost that’s ever shown up... and regularly at that

- mmm tubbo hard of hearing.... relies on reading lips the best he can when to help clarify what people are saying but he can hear people well enough if they raise their voice quite loud

- cursed hc but what if ash and Zachary were somehow michael decendants and they like porkums cause he’s either originally a family friend or he just reminds them of stuff

- Ok half of these aren’t even hcs anymore and is just me rambling but who let Karl be in charge of the time travel he has such strong himbo energy

- That being said villain Karl when 👀//

- Why is tubbo like one of the smartest most accomplished people on the sever... he’s like 17..... like my man has been president, developed a new form of fast travel, has a family, developed a nuclear weapons program by himself, launched a man into space, developed a whole town and more .... like who let him have this much power he can barely read//

- I think it’d be funny if techno was just really bad at strategy games..... like ok technically he’s not bad at them but like he just spends 4 days analysing every last minute detail every round to optimise his chances of winning//

- I feel like people don’t give Jack enough credit for the fact he cheated death using nothing but spite

#mcyt #dsmp #god do I dare tag everyone #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #jack manifold #nihachu #ranboo #tubbo #philza #jschlatt #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #badboyhalo #skeppy #captain puffy #technoblade #awesamdude #antfrost #quackity #karl jacobs #foolish gamers #I think that’s everyone I mentioned? #anyway these have absolutely 0 cohesion #no thoughts just random hcs and ideas #am I allowed to bully tubbo for being dyslexic if I too am dyslexic #dif kind of dyslexic but still #I mean it affectionately #/long post

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

I have recently watched Pixar's Up and I now decided that we should make an au on it.

All I'm thinking is just Wilbur who married Sally and had Fundy and then just distancing himself away from his son and SBI family after Sally died.

That's all I'm thinking. He still visits but it's always strained and he always seems to be just sad most of the time. They were all supposed to go to a little ocean area with a jungle and everything that has been undiscovered. It’s sad. 

God we can have so much with this au. This is mainly going to be a Fundy and Wilbur reconciliation and bonding arc but I'm going to put all of the OG L'Manberg in there as well because I miss them.

(Me: But you shouldn’t add OG L’Manberg

Also Me: But I really want to add OG L’Manberg

Me: But you shouldn’t add OG L’Manberg that’ll complicate the story

Also Me: Have you considered this? I love them)

Plot points would include:

-A whole montage of Wilbur and Sally along with the two of them raising Fundy until he was like 5 years old

-OG L'Manberg hiding under the porch because Tommy insisted on getting Wilbur to come out and talk to Fundy

-Two foxes(?), a cow(?), a sheep(?), and a cat(?) all being affectionate to everyone while Wilbur and Eret freak out at a possibility of a new species being here

-Jack Manifold getting bullied by children

-Ranboo Memory boy meeting them and just being dragged along the ride

-Corrupt business adventurer Schlatt and his severely underpaid workers Quackity, Punz, Dream, Sapnap, Sam, Ponk, Karl, Bad, and George

-Said workers getting increasingly more and more frustrated with Schlatt and really want to leave but hard to do that when your in the middle of a god damn jungle and your only escape route is through said employer

-Dream not being a complete asshole and instead just a tired guy who wants to do his job and go home with his memory boy brother and go and visit his mom and totem brother

-Ranboo was not supposed to come along with Dream but he snuck in to go say bye and by then the ship was leaving and yeah...

-An alcoholic and a musician with literally no fighting skills fight! Who will win?

-Meanwhile Eret is being a king and fighting the DTeam beautifully

-Phil and Techno not being present in the story a lot but they go and make cameos and SBI being a good family with flashbacks

-And nice vibes!

#mcyt #dream smp #dream smp au #pixar up au #tommyinnit #tubbo #fundy #wilbur soot #jschlatt #jack manifold tv #jack manifold #eret #the eret #dream #dreamwastaken #ranboo #sally the salmon

[dracoria-azucar]

Anyways the only things I have for you in regards to the MCYT School Suite AU is:

- Afterschool Paradise Club is Ranboo and Tubbo. Crumb is Bimii because she deserves to be a magic transforming cat that annoys Ranboo.

- Art Club is just 2 members but they’re in the Top 5 Clubs because those two members are Tommy and Drista. Tommy is Kyoma + Drista is Rina. Except instead of Tommy standing up for Drista’s art and her breaking the ice with the rest of the club on his behalf, Tommy and Drista just fucking hate each other until Tommy stands up for her and then they work together instead of trying to one up each other all the time. Can you tell that this is the one plot aspect I’ve actually put thought into? lmao.

- The Going Home Club is Techno and Wilbur, they’re twins, Phil is their dad and the principal. Seisa’s trauma is Wilbur losing Sally :) Techno is just here for emotional support (like the maid but another student) lmao. Also it’s not Ranboo trying to make Wilbur open up (for the original reasons bc ew) it’s Ranboo idolizing Techno and just trying to get them both to open up in general.

- Niki is Chiseha because I say so. She baking. She thriving <3

- Jack is Shigure but he’s Tubbo’s childhood friend, not Ranboo’s cousin. he’s also not a popular hot guy, just a strong club leader bdgjhhdbujk

- DTeam + Punz & Bad Drama Club that’s all you need to know about them.

- Fundy is Himi. HBomb is Meika. I hate it here.

- Purpled Astronomy Club leader because space. The characters have literally nothing else in common but I want space boy rep so shhh.

- There is no plot. There is no romance. I’ve literally just stolen the magic system and a very rough outline of the weak ass plot and shoved these bitches in it. 

#mcyt school suite au #there are obviously still roles open #and like no real plot #im literally just word vomiting this au #its not gonna go anywhere it just popped into my head for some reason and I gotta let it out #just going through the motions with this one folks