#i want to committ crimes with the little hyperkinetic lagamorph

[homicidal-lagamorph]

if i could have one wish come true i'd be that i could have a staring contest with max so I could truly see how soulless those brown eyes are

in the process I'd likely lose my life energy; and whatever mortal conscious I have left would be crushed by his wittle beans

#max #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #please #i want to committ crimes with the little hyperkinetic lagamorph #one wish #i've never lost a staring contest