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bucket-of-amethyst · 2 years
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uogh I just think more of the life series players should learn from Scott Smajor about dramatic ending a series, specially how he did in 3rd life
Imagine how buck wild it would be if u just watching Bdubs video and after Pearl killed him the screen faded to black.. just to came back to show you the mid century modern house, the place is intact, the interior perfectly decorated, the horses finally have a proper place to stay, there's a clock framed on the wall, it shows you the pool area, Bdubs is there, there's steak cooking in the barbecue-campfire. Impulse arrives in the scene saying "look at all those new records I got!" and Bdubs cheers and says now we can get the party started because look! The pool finally turned green... Their home is finally complete.
Imagine how insane it would be if after the screen faded to black, you would see Box in the same place it has always been. It's face restored. But it's not angry anymore. It has now a wonky second arm, and you can see new mismatched legs draped over the hills, clearly built by two different people. Ren asks BigB what's next? "...What about sunglasses?" So they give Box sunglasses so they're all matching. It's silly, and it goes a bit against them waiting their base to be threatening, but where are they now there's no need to be a threat... It's just home.
Imagine how surreal it would be if after you were told to go, that it's over, go home... "I'll go if you come with me." It doesn't even look like the ranch has seen a single flame, there's the re-addition of a crooked tower "It still looks like a foot." Tango says on top of his horse. Jimmy, riding his own steed, insists that he likes it! "It's a wonderful home!" He says, you can hear goats bleating, chickens clucking, cows mooing. Tango agrees.
"Home."
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gaytotaldrama · 8 months
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For the requests: maybe Brott? (Brick x Scott)
full disclosure: i haven't gotten to TDROTI in my rewatch yet (mid-TDWT rn) so if anyone seems OOC i apologize it's been a while since ive seen it!! but i think brott is a super cute pairing and brick has always been one of my faves from the newer casts so i hope you enjoy :)
also on my ao3!
Part of a soldier's duty is to keep alert, and notice the little things not everyone else does. Brick may not be top of the class, but he had to have gotten picked for the new season of Total Drama for a reason. And if he really wants a shot at the money, it's probably best to start strategizing before the game even begins.
Which is why Brick starts people-watching as soon as he boards the boat to the island, so he can get a head start on sizing up the - somewhat intimidating - competition.
The most obvious threats, he checks out first. The girl in the grey tracksuit is clearly super athletic, as is the guy in the jersey he's pretty sure is named Lightning. Loud, both of them, but probably also headstrong. Easy to anger. Brick's known plenty like that over the course of his years of training. They'll be ones to watch out for, for sure.
The big guy is quiet - really quiet - and Brick's positive he's got to be secretly housing some mad brains up there. The small kid with the glasses won't get anywhere in the physical challenges, but in Brick's experience, those types of people can serve up a truly merciless smackdown of intelligence. Brick wouldn't call himself dumb, but he's never exactly been an Einstein - watch out for them, too.
Zoey is sweet - she'd introduced herself to Brick near the top of the boat ride, obviously eager to get to know her fellow competitors - and therefore not much cause for concern. Ditto Mike, who seems both nervous and excited, and ultimately, non-threatening. Dakota (and he knows her name is Dakota, because she'd loudly announced herself as she'd sashayed on board) is caught up in her own glossy glamorous self, the curly-haired guy too wrapped up in his video games to give Brick cause for much worry. The Italian girl is a little scary (not that Brick's afraid or anything, haha) and the small kid in the green sweater has done nothing but meditate this whole time. Yeah, they shouldn't be a problem.
Neither is the loud girl in the pink jacket. Brick never caught her name - he's sure she introduced herself, but she's been talking the ear off of everyone non-stop and in all that prattle, none of it seems to actually hold any merit. And Brick would know a thing or two about merit, yes sir!
Chatty Cathy's current victim appears to be the only other remaining contestant - looks like your classic Nova Scotian farm boy, chopped red hair, threadbare wifebeater, unimpressed look on his face. Brick doesn't know his name, or his deal - strength from years of outdoor chores? Some hidden smarts no one would assume of him? Brick has no idea. Come to think of it, Brick's not even sure he's heard the guy say a word. Not that it's in any way easy to get a sentence in edgewise with pink jacket girl around, of course - had she said her name was Tracey? Sarah?
"What are you staring at, buzzcut?"
Brick instantly straightens his spine, standing at attention, embarrassed to have been caught looking at the farm boy. "Nothing. I wasn't staring at anything."
"Uh, yeah, you totally were," says pink jacket. "It was so obvious! By the way, did you know that my great-great-great-great-great uncle Gordon first coined the term obvious wayyyyyy back in - "
"Put a sock in it," farm guy mutters, and strangely, she seems to listen to him. He diverts his attention back to Brick, advancing on him like some sort of terrifying jungle cat. "Trying to size up the competition?" He sniffs, thin lips curled into a sneer. "All you need to know about me is that I'm gonna kick your sorry ass off this island."
Brick stands his ground. "With all due respect, you don't know that for certain. Mr....?"
"Scott." He grabs a hold of the front of Brick's shirt, pulling him in close and oh no, he's hot, and whoa, he's got freckles like everywhere. "I'll make sure you won't forget it, private."
And with one last withering glare, he lets go of Brick and stomps away.
"Wow." In all that had just happened, Brick had forgotten Staci (!!) entirely, but she's throwing an arm around his shoulder now in what she likely thinks is a comforting manner. "That guy is gonna eat you alive! Speaking of cannibals, my cousin's sister's dog's landlord totally eats people! Chris would probably love to have him on the show, yah, he's a total maniac but I bet he'd be great for ratings, ya know? Ya know, my great-great-great-great - "
But Brick isn't listening to a word. He's staring down at his shirt, positive he can see the imprint of Scott's fingers seared into the fabric there, because why else would Brick have burned the way he did when Scott touched him?
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How The Obey Me Brothers Would Do in a “The Forest” AU
Fandom: Obey me
Pairings: None
Warnings: Swearing, idiocy, mild gore
The Forest was just released for the new Oculus headset, and Levi could NOT pass up this opportunity. However, it’s just his luck he got his hands on a cursed copy of the game, and ended up sucking the House of Lamentation into the game! Here’s how our favorite boys faired in the universe of “The Forest”
Lucifer:
Is pissed.
Bitches about it heavily
Is irritated that he has to find and wrangle a digital son now as well as his siblings. 
Would definitely help everyone else build a little shelter before nightfall, but would be grumbling about how much work he has to do at home and how far behind this would put him. 
Doesn’t let MC lift a finger and is 100% a mother hen the whole time. 
Seems inconvenienced by the whole cannibal thing, until he realizes magic doesn’t exist here and he has to use his melee fighting skills to kill them. Skills that are a little rusty...
Teams up with Beel to be the camp dads and take care of everyone
Super paranoid about the stability of the walls and the house at the beginning
Dies from eating a poisonous berry. He didn’t know he could be affected by poison in this game.
Over all, does his best to keep everyone alive, and feels really bad when someone dies. 
No longer feels bad when he learns that the worst thing that happens is you lose all your stuff and you respawn. 
A solid 7/10 job. Probably dies a few times due to someone else being an idiot, but is a pretty good survivalist when push comes to shove. 
Mammon:
Is also pissed
He was in the middle of counting the grimm from his latest modeling gig when he was sucked into the game.
Bitches and moans with/at Lucifer, but tries to build and maintain a shelter.
Who’s Timmy?
I don’t think crows exist in the game, but seagulls do and they all land on his fingers and he makes friends with them.
Is very upset when one of his brothers kills a bird for food or to simply carry around its head as a trophy. 
Sees cannibals and tries to trade with them with the grimm he has in his pockets.
Dies on sight.
Now when he sees or hears cannibals he screams and cowers behind MC 
When they go away or the screaming stops, he stands up straight and dusts off his jacket “Psh, I wasn’t afraid! I was trying to comfort you from behind! YOU were the one afraid”
After a while in the game, he gets his shit together and honestly kinda kills it. 
This is the avatar of greed, you know he is going to gather and horde so many valuable resources and then guard them with his life. 
“Mammon I’m hurt please stop hissing at me and let me have the medicine bottle”
*hiss* “You can have ONE pill and ONE pill only”
Over all, the definition of “They had us in the first half ngl”
8/10 for managing the group’s food and resource stores so well and only dying a fuck ton of times. 
Levi
...oops?
Feels quite guilty, but is also secretly pumped to immerse himself in the game.
Was extremely skilled at this game IRL and tries to explain how it works to everyone else, but they’re all so pissed and no one’s listening.
“That’s fine, who would want to listen to a yucky otaku like me anyway!” 
Magic doesn’t exist here, but that doesn’t stop Levi from yeeting himself into the ocean and turning into a giant sea monster while his brothers complete the game. 
They don’t want his help? They don’t want to know that the cannibals can’t swim and that they’ll be safer if they build a boat and live in a boathouse on the water? Fine. Then Perish <3
That goes for Timmy too, fuck that kid. 
Doesn’t want MC to suffer tho, so he’ll kill a few sharks and throw them up over the wall with his tail. (I’m assuming that if the game is released for Oculus Rift that they will get their shit together and also make sharks edible)
Is having a grand time taking over the ocean. 
Will sometimes go to shore to visit MC. Everyone is confused as to where he has been and how he is thriving. He just smiles and jumps back in the water.
10/10 strats. Never once dies. Tells everyone what they were doing wrong and how they could have had it easier when they beat the game and are back IRL out of spite.
Satan
Angy
Is throwing things in their spots while building the shelter, but is still helping
Spawns in with the book he was reading in his hand.
That book is eventually stolen from his grasp in the night and used as kindling for the fire.
Lucifer explains that if he didn’t steal his book they all would have died. 
Satan does not give a fuck
“Use the kid’s stupid fucking drawings you dipshit!”
“I can’t they’re story items!”
Goes on a rampage and kills so many deer, effectively feeding the group for a week.  
Sees the cannibals for the first time and thinks “same” 
Pretty good fighter and pretty resourceful when it comes to making armor and weapons. 
Outfits MC with the all of his prototypes and tells them to go run at a tree
“How do you feel, MC?”
“Like I ran at a tree with a deer skin on my chest”
“Interesting”
Very upset at the whole no magic thing, but will work with it.
Over all, 7/10 job. Dies a couple times from cannibals and the other monsters, but makes it to the end.
Asmo
Oh dear. 
Oh dear this sweet summer child. 
“Why are we looking for this child when he’s so ugly?”
Is distraught and so very upset this is happening to him. Cries variations of “woe is me” for the first five hours of game play
Does not help build a shelter
Does not help gather food and resources
Does not help period. Only whines. 
Sees cannibals sprinting and jumping towards the shelter and pushes Lucifer in front of him
“Take him! I’m too pretty to die!”
“HEY!”
What follows after the first three days is a slow decent into madness. 
Ends up butt ass naked for the majority of the game because the clothes he spawned in with were ripped to shreds and “No animal skin clothing in this world is good enough to adorn my perfect body”
Starts speaking to the animals and becomes friends with all of them like a Disney Princess. 
The animals come to his aid when he lets out a specific shriek that calls them to his side.
Spends his time weaving flower crowns for MC, his brothers, and his animal friends. 
Everyone knows he’s snapped when Beel brings back the dead body of a cannibal and Asmo dips his dirty little finger into an open wound and wipes the blood on his lips. 
“I just love this shade! Don’t you?” 
5/10 job. Dies multiple times from trying to befriend hostile animals, but also has an army of woodland creatures at his disposal by the end of the game.
Beel
Bro you know this mans is about to make this game his bitch
Spawns in with a cheeseburger.
Eats the cheeseburger.
“I have a son?”
“I HAVE A SON :D”
“Where is my son?”
Honestly the thought of Beel in this game is so sexy like I’m simping so hard rn 
Grab your water skins and buckle up bc it’s about to get thirsty up in here y’all
A shirt? Beel doesn’t know what those are anymore
He crafts one of those shoulder harnesses out of hide and bone and sticks a bone shiv thing on the forearm 
Don’t mess with this demon when his dinner and his family is on the line.
Is not afraid of anything except the death of his loved ones.
Cannibals? Nah, dinner.
Other monsters? Nah, dinner. 
Full shirtless lumberjack mode with Lucifer, and later Mammon, when cutting down trees in the forest. MC is drooling. 
Definitely makes a game out of how many trees they can all chop down before giving up.
Plays knuckle bones with Belphie and MC using real knuckle bones. 
Doesn’t want to share his food with the others but will if they didn’t get anything to eat that day. 
Chef Beel. That’s it that’s the post. 
10/10 job. Only dies once throwing his body over Belphie’s sleeping one to save him. 
Get’s annoyed when he finds out Belphie was fake sleeping
Very sexy. Would watch. 
Belphie
Nah dude no thanks 
Alexa play “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
Alexa play “Billie Jean”
“And the kid is not my son”
Get’s so fucking pissed when he finds out he can’t sleep without everyone else deciding to sleep too so he just lays down with his eyes closed and hopes for the best.
Doesn’t help with anything unless someone asks him to
Even then he’ll roll his eyes like brat and slowly do it
An actual sloth
No like he clings to MC and Beel like a sleepy sloth 100% of the time
He can’t find any cows and is sad so he settles for the local deer instead. 
Fake sleeps through most of the whole thing, paying monster and cannibals alike absolutely no mind. Beel will take care of it.
Freaks the fuck out when Beel dies on top of him and goes into a rage and kills everything in sight. 
Very sweet reunion when he realizes that they just respawn.
No longer pays death any mind and continues fake sleeping. 
0/10. Virtually useless. 
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golbrocklovely · 2 years
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I hope i don’t offend because this isnt my intention but i think you and many girls on here put Colby on a unrealistic pedestal. He might be a nice guy and touchy feely but he is not perfect. He cheated on his ex, there is no excuse whatsoever for infidelity. He said he knew it was ending… then end it don’t do that. Hes young and allowed to date sure but in all honesty it appears he leads girls on, even via the internet that is obvious. He will be all about a girl, feature her, in videos and stories, leaves them comments then throws the away and unfollows or blocks them. Im surprised he hasn’t done this with Shea or Amber (i know he liked Ambers comment today) but we even noticed the separation there. It seems like he acknowledges the problem yet refuses to fix it and keeps juggling women at once. Its just a matter of time before he drops Katrinas friend too.
Sam has a lot of issues too im well aware of that, but it seems like many don’t notice or care because he is committed. All i am saying is that while Colby is attractive & friendly, dont make him out to be this dream boat of a bf simply because he is affectionate with women. If anything being like that would qualify any other guy to be a f boy.
i recognize that there is a lot i don't know about colby and that the idea i have of him in my head is just that: an idea. not the truth.
and i know he cheated on one of his gfs at some point. that's terrible and i agree he should have just ended things instead of letting the relationship drag on to that point. what i will say is that he did that (assumingly) back in his late teenager years (like 18-19) or in his early twenties. and i believe that who he is now isn't that person. is it possible that he would cheat on another significant other? yes, technically it is a possibility. but if we're gonna think like that, we also have to say sam's a cheater too bc he did it in high school (and it was multiple times on the same girl).
when i wrote what type of bf i thought he would be, i also said that as long as he worked on himself before and during the relationship, he would be a good one. i am very aware of the fact that he needs to work on himself, not just healing his own heart, but working to be a better person for whoever ends up being his partner.
and as i've said in other asks, there's no way to know if he's leading girls on when he's having these fwb/hook ups. if he was burning bridges with every girl he got into contact with, there's no WAY one of these girls wouldn't have snapped already and spread the news that colby's a dick. there's just no way.
also, by saying this, you make it seem like that one, he goes after girls that are already want more than a fwb and two, make it seem as if every girl he's with falls for him when neither of these things could be true.
if a relationship/fwb/hook up ends, there's nothing wrong with him not talking to the girl after the fact. flings aren't supposed to be long term. that's kinda the point. but that doesn't mean things ended badly either.
his relationship with amber, while possibly not as strong as it once was, doesn't mean he kicked her to the curb. they're both adults that have full time businesses to run. they could just be busy.
i think the thing to keep in mind with colby is that none of the women he has been seen with, whether they are just friends or something more, are in a committed relationship with him. and vice versa. and bc of that, if he really wanted to juggle multiple women at once, he's allowed to. as long as he's not hurting anyone and lays out exactly what he wants in the fling, then he's fine.
literally the assumed girl he's with rn has a crush on two other guys. if she's allowed to have other crushes, why can't he??? they aren't committed to each other.
look, at the end of the day, i know that the vision i have of colby in my head is most likely wrong and there's a high probability he's worse than what i imagine. but i would rather think of him as a sweet guy with a tendency to be aloof rather than a fuck boy that would fuck a tree if it had a hole in it lol
also being flirty with women when you aren't committed to one isn't fuck boy-y. some guys are just flirty.
(sorry if this makes no sense i wrote this literally falling asleep so... that's my cue to go to bed lol)
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ri-ahhh · 4 years
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cake for dessert
Grayson wants a slice of MJ for dessert on a rainy day
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warnings: badly written smut
A/N: one of the MJ things I promised to upload. It’s storming like crazy here and this is all I want in life rn so I figured this was the one to post.
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A chilly spring rain has descended over LA out of nowhere, as MJ discovers with surprise when she and her best friend Lainey step out of their final store at The Grove. That Saturday had started off warm and sunny, a perfect weekend day to spend out and about, but the storm rolling in is suddenly derailing her and Lainey’s plans for a chill afternoon at the beach.
“Well, shit,” Lainey remarks, glancing up at the dark clouds looming in the not-so-distant skyline.
“Right?” MJ concurs. She scrunches her nose and watches Lainey pout as they consider what else they might do with their Saturday. With MJ still busy working hard at her new job and, admittedly, being wrapped up in the fading newness of Grayson, she and Lainey haven't had much time to spend together. Especially considering her friend’s own relationship and hectic schedule.
A fat raindrop surprises her by landing on her nose, and both of them giggle as the sudden light sprinkle becomes more steady. They hurry down the walkway to the parking garage until they find MJ’s car, hurrying inside and slamming the doors just in time for the rain to start really coming down.
“Looks like we’re going home, unless you want to fight the LA drivers who have no idea what they're doing in the rain to go to a movie or something,” MJ jokes, selecting her favorite rainy day playlist full of Tame Impala, Bon Iver, Rex Orange County, and the like to serenade them on the way back to her apartment.
Lainey laughs. She’s also from out of state and shares MJ’s anecdotal opinion of the LA natives. “Yeah, as much as I want to stay and cuddle and feed each other takeout, I think for that reason I’m gonna have to head out when we get to your place. It’ll take me an extra hour to get home because of this.”
Now it’s MJ’s turn to playfully but also somewhat seriously jut out her lower lip in an impression of Lainey’s earlier pout. “Who’s gonna dangle pad Thai noodles into my mouth, then?”
“I don’t know, babe. Don’t you have a boyfriend or something now?” Lainey smirks, snatching MJ’s phone from her lap and waving it in her face so her lock screen illuminates, an accidental candid she had captured of said boyfriend with that beautiful smile shining right at her.
“It’s not the same,” whines MJ, entering the rapidly congesting highway. “First of all, he’s busy most of the day. Second, he makes it sexy, whereas you’re just plain cute. I don’t think I’m in the mood to be sexy today.”
That was true, for sure. Her outfit consisted of a pair of black leggings, one of Gray’s t-shirts that hung off her body shapelessly, and a baseball cap to hide the fact that she wore no makeup. Between her stuffy nose from the cold she’s fighting and the lack of sleep from the night before, she couldn’t be bothered that morning to try any harder.
Lainey, who had been listening while checking the visor mirror to see if her mascara had survived the rain, feigns offense. “Wow, bitch, are you saying I’m not sexy?”
“Boo, you’re sooo sexy. Grayson should probably thank you for half of my skills based on your tips over the years, now that I think about it,” MJ grins, causing Lainey to cackle.
Their girl talk continues the rest of the surprisingly short car ride back to MJ’s apartment building. MJ pulls up behind Lainey’s car and hugs her bestie over the console.
“Love you. Text me when you’re home so I know you survived the drive.”
“Will do. Love you, babe.”
MJ makes sure Lainey is in her car before driving into her covered spot. The tiredness had been real before, but the pure exhaustion hit her out of nowhere as her mind processes that she’s now home. She’s suddenly looking forward to nothing more than ordering said takeout, soaking in a too-hot bath, and watching The Hobbit series all afternoon.
She shuts the door to her apartment behind her with a sigh and trudges into her room, tossing her bags on her bed. Desperate to start the second half of her day of relaxation, it takes her all of 30 seconds to strip down and make her way into the bathroom. As the soaking tub fills, she selects a Lush bath bomb and bubble bar from the basket on the counter.
With a last-minute face mask applied, hair piled on top of her head to keep it dry, and New Girl ready to play on her phone, she’s just settling into the water with a light moan when the phone begins buzzing on the ledge of her soaking tub. She dries her hands and smiles when she sees Grayson’s name on the FaceTime call.
“Hi, baby,” she answers once his handsome face fills the screen, scooping some of the foamy bubbles closer to her chest so they fluff out cloud-like from her skin.
Grayson grins and takes a second to admire at her. “Hi, sweetheart. You look so fucking cute.”
MJ rolls her eyes but flushes and smiles appreciatively. “If you say so. How’s filming going?”
He puffs his cheeks and blows out the air slowly, running a hand through his hair. “Good, but it’s been a long day. E and I both decided to call it quits early; we’re both way too strung out on no sleep and anxiety to get much else done, especially now that the weather’s gone to shit.”
“I’m sorry, Bear, I know you both wanted to get everything wrapped tonight,” she laments with him, wishing she could comfort him with a kiss to his plump pink lips. “I’m kind of in the same boat. Lainey and I couldn't go to the beach, and between this cold I have and the fact it’s getting harder and harder to sleep without you, I’m so tired.”
Grayson smiles at her in that way he reserves only for her — soft, crooked, his hazel eyes sparkling in the center and crinkling just the tiniest bit at the corners — especially at the sound of her little pet name for him.
“Can I come over? I’ve been thinking about you all day, but I didn't want to cut into your time with Lainey. I just need to be with you.”
“Yes please,” MJ agrees with a sniffle. “As long as you’re the big spoon while we have a couch day. That’s about all I’m gonna be good for today, I think.”
“Of course,” he grins, getting into his car. “Are you gonna be my little cuddle bug all afternoon, Peach?”
She hears an exasperated ‘oh my God’ in the background and can practically see Ethan’s eye-roll out of frame.
“Yeah,” she coos back to her boyfriend, then, “hi, E.”
“Hi, MJ,” he grunts. As she’s naked underneath the clouds of bubbles, Grayson doesn’t angle the phone towards his brother, but she can still hear his voice. “You know, he’s already a cornball most of the time, but you really bring it out of him in droves, dude.”
Grayson doesn’t even react to Ethan, his gaze fixated instead on MJ through the phone. “Good. I sleep better with you in my arms, too.”
“Ugh,” Ethan complains. “Where are my fucking AirPods?”
She does, indeed, hear rustling, presumably from the older twin, but she chooses to ignore him as well. “Can you pick up Thai or Veggie Grill or something on your way over?”
“Oooh, yeah, either of those sound awesome. I’m starving,” Grayson agrees. “I’ll have to drop E off at home first and hopefully traffic wont be too bad both ways. Be there in an hour?”
“Sounds good. Thank you, baby,” she says quietly with a sweet, content smile.
He winks at her, and his voice drops a couple of notches. “No problem, Peach. As long as you’re my dessert.”
Her body rushes with heat, and not from the temperature of the water she’s soaking in. Before she can answer, Ethan groans louder than ever.
“Oh my God, dude, I fucking heard that! Can you keep your cheesy sex talk at zero while we’re literally right next to each other?” His voice suddenly picks up even louder so she can hear him. “MJ, I can’t believe you still let him fuck you when he says shit like that.”
“He makes up for it with the other things his mouth can do,” she retorts, winking at Grayson. Her giggles join Grayson’s howls of laughter and taunts at his brother, who apparently is very much done with the conversation. “Alright, I love you both. Drive safe, please.”
True to his word, Grayson shows up a little over an hour later with a bag of Veggie Grill in one hand and a Starbucks medicine ball in the other. MJ absolutely despises hot tea, and he knows it, but he also knows she won’t be able to resist the soothing warmth of it — especially considering he took the time and effort to get it for her.
He smiles at the sight of her cocooned in the plush, cozy fabric of her favorite blanket and leans down to give her a quick kiss. He hands her the drink, which she does indeed accept with warm eyes and a soft heart. She takes a sip and lets the hot liquid coat her scratchy throat as he plops down next to her with a sigh and sets the food on her coffee table. Grayson cups her cheeks to draw her in for another kiss — lingering, closed-mouthed pecks this time.
“Hi,” he says, smiling and dropping one to her red-tipped nose for good measure.
“Hi,” she whispers, her voice hoarse from mouth-breathing more and more throughout the afternoon. “Sorry I look so gross. This cold is kicking my ass the later it gets. You’re probably going to catch it.”
“First of all: worth it. Second: are you kidding? This is my favorite MJ,” he assures, peppering little kisses all across her forehead as he draws her in to his chest. Her hair is in the same messy bun from her bath, her glasses are on, and she’s dressed in her old college crewneck sweatshirt, boy-short Calvins, and fuzzy socks… “No one gets to see you like this except me. All fresh-faced and beautiful and undone. All mine.”
“Mmm,” MJ hums, snuggling into him and sniffling. “We’ll see how you feel when I’m snoring like a 300 pound grandpa in a little bit because I can’t breathe out of my nose.”
“Okay, but I don’t see how that’ll be different from any other night.” She draws back and smacks him on the arm playfully, scoffing incredulously. He just barks out a laugh and kisses the frown off her lips before distributing their late lunch between them.
They make comfortable small talk while The Office plays quietly in the background, mixing with the patter of rain on the large windows. A fuzzy warm ball settles in the pit of her stomach that has her feeling almost heady at the simple intimacy of the moment.
MJ finishes first. She takes off her glasses and places them on the coffee table next to her tea so she can curl into a ball and nuzzle into Gray’s shoulder. He kisses the top of her head affectionately and finishes his meal in silence while they watch the antics of Michael Scott and gang for the millionth time. Eventually his empty plate joins hers and he opens his burly arms to gather her in his embrace, lying down and bringing her with him.
Grayson chuckles when she fully climbs on top of him so she’s straddling his hips and hugging him with all of her limbs like a koala would a tree, her nose buried into the five o’clock shadow on his neck. He makes sweeping passes up and down her back. “Needy today, sweetheart?”
“A little,” MJ mumbles, eyelids already feeling heavy, even more so when he fixes the oversized blanket around the both of them. He smells so good, feels so solid and warm, his breath tickling her ear soothingly. They FaceTime every day, but their crazy lives have made it where this is the first time in days that they’ve seen each other in person. “Missed you. We both work too much.”
He lets out a little hum of agreement, sighing when he feels her lips pucker to dot baby kisses on his bronze skin. His hands stroke up and down her back comfortingly. “I missed you, too. E and I should have just one more day of shooting before we’ll be home more to work on editing and stuff with the team.”
“I’ll be in Seattle most of next week for a new client recruit,” she reminds, recognizing the inexplicit invitation. “Otherwise I’d come over and work remote with you.”
“Ugh, that’s right,” Gray laments, sighing. “Kiss me. Please?”
MJ gives him a lazy smile when she feels his fingers tilt her chin up. Their makeout is slow and simple and just what the both need, reconnecting after days and lives apart.
A few minutes go by until MJ groans a little and sits up in his lap with a sigh, a string of saliva connecting their lips before breaking with a snap.
“I can’t breathe laying down like that. Or just out of my nose,” she pouts. One of her hands plays with his hair while the other smooths down his t-shirt over his chest where she had rumpled it by laying on him.
Grayson grips her hips and follows her up, hugging her tightly around the middle with those huge, burly arms. “Since you can’t sleep anyways…” he looks at her, and she cocks an eyebrow, her lips quirking questioningly. “Can I have my dessert now? You can sit up on the couch. And no mouth-to-mouth required.”
MJ chuckles and wraps her arms around his broad shoulders, biting her lip as she considers his request. As much as she wants Grayson in any capacity most of the time, today is one of those days where sex just isn't on the table for her.
That being said, can she really resist that tongue? Those lips?
Before she can answer, he continues. “I know you don’t feel good, so I’ll understand if you just aren't up for anything today. But I’m not expecting you to reciprocate at all. I’ve just been wanting… like, basically needing to eat your pussy all week. It’s all I’ve been able to think about for so days.” He traces her jawline with his nose until his lips reach that little spot right behind the hinge and just below her ear, where he licks and nibbles until her hips start shifting in his lap of their own accord. “Please?”
Well, how the fuck is she going to say no to that?
She can’t, and knows he can sense her giving in when he starts to turn them around so she’s reclined against the back of the couch. Grayson grins while he arranges the blankets and pillows around her to get her as comfy as possible.
She watches him fuss over her with loving eyes, but wants to make sure he really is okay with the arrangement, too. “Are you sure? I don’t want to blue ball you. And I can speak from experience that that rug isn't a fun place to be on your knees for an extended period of time.”
Gray smirks at her and plants one more kiss to her lips before sinking down her body, snatching a couple of stray pillows to cushion his knees. “One problem solved. And don't worry about any chance of blue balls; it’s been way too fucking long since I’ve done this, and I’ll be lucky if I don't cum in my pants before I even get you to your first one.”
“Oh, so I’m in for more than one orgasm today?” MJ smiles back down at him and lifts her hips so he can drag her panties down her toned legs, placing her feet on the edge of the couch so she’s nice and open for him once he had the fabric tossed behind him somewhere. “I’d say that was big talk if I didn't know you could back it up.”
She knows he likes a challenge, and combined with his love for being praised and her bare pussy exposed to him at long last, she feels like she’s got a little bit of an upper hand here.
“Always,” he murmurs.
His lips start at the inside of her knee, working their way up to her inner thigh, across her mound to nuzzle in the little patch of hair she hadn't bothered to trim down between waxes, before trekking down the opposite leg. MJ knows his goal is to build up the anticipation for them both, and he’s succeeding; she can hear his breathing intensify as he tries to take in her scent, and she can feel the wetness beginning to leak out of her without so much as a lick from him.
Finally, he brings his hand up to trace her smooth lower lips, glancing up at her with warm yet lustful eyes as he takes in how his teasing is affecting her. MJ gives it right back, sneaking a hand under her oversized sweatshirt to play with her breast. It drives him absolutely crazy seeing her touch herself, but also not being able to see. If she didn't know any better, she would say sometimes he was more obsessed with her boobs than her actual vagina when they get down.
When his eyes turn dark, she grins and uses her free hand to rake through his hair and pull him towards her pussy while simultaneously pinching her nipple just the way she likes. Grayson growls and turns his attention back where she’s directing him, finally parting her with his middle and index fingers to expose her clit. He places a quick kiss directly to it, causing MJ to gasp and grip his dark locks tighter.
He gives it a more sensual smooch and pulls back to watch more of her juices trickle out of her until he can’t resist really getting to work anymore. His moan vibrates against her when his tongue swipes through the sweet wetness, trailing it to her clit with his mouth and giving the nub a gentle suckle before slipping his tongue back to her entrance. MJ lets out little whimpers of bliss as he makes out with her pussy, his tongue reaching as far inside her as it can, wiggling around and slurping down everything that comes out of her.
She lets him eat her out with no real purpose, thoroughly enjoying the constant stimulus of his lips and teeth and tongue without a driving need to make her cum behind it. Her hands flit between stroking his hair comfortingly, to playing with her breasts, to digging her nails across his clothed shoulders.
“Feels so good,” MJ whispers while she watches him work. Her fingers are combing gently through his hair once again to push the dark strands off of his forehead just in time to see his eyes flit open to meet her own.
“Tastes so good,” Grayson growls back, taking a moment to sit on his haunches and get a thorough look at her spread out for him. Her pussy is swollen and wet, the insides of her thighs bare the faint markings of his teeth, and her face is pure bliss even as she sniffs and coughs a bit. “You okay?”
MJ nods. It’s sweet of him to check, but all she wants now is his face back in her pussy. She bites her lip and one of her heels, still clad in a fuzzy sock, digs into the middle of his broad back to push him in. Grayson smirks darkly and follows her lead, his lips immediately suctioning around her plump little clit.
“Fuck…” MJ moans. Her voice is raspier than usual and, like everything else about her today, goes straight to his dick, which throbs untouched in his grey sweats.
He starts working her over with purpose now, determined to get her to cum in the next 30 seconds. He knows he can do it even if she hadn't started chanting, “like that, like that, don’t fucking stop…”
Her moans reach peak levels, as loud as she can be with her sore throat, and her clit throbs on his tongue. Her back arches off the couch and her hands dive fully in his thick hair now to hold him to her, her heel still pressing against his spine doing the same.
Grayson groans and has to remove one of his hands from her hips to reach into his boxers and squeeze his dick hard enough to stave off his own orgasm. He slips two fingers of his other hand in her dripping pussy to give her something to clench around, which doesn’t help his attempt at not cumming literally in his pants when he feels her walls gripping his digits like a vice.
“Baby…” she whines as he brings her down with little kitten licks on her pulsing clit, her thighs quivering around his head. Grayson hums and nuzzles into that delicate skin until the muscles beneath stop trembling, and the flutters around his middle and ring fingers have ceased. He never takes his eyes off her face — eyes closed, mouth agape, cheeks flushed. Beautiful and dismantled because of him.
Once he feels she (and, frankly, he himself) have calmed just enough to be able to take more, he starts to press and curl the fingers inside her. MJ whines softly as the build picks up again, which turns into shrieking when he wraps his swollen lips around her clit again and sucks the nub sharply into his mouth. Between the sloppy wetness of his mouth and the way he applies pressure just right on her g-spot, it takes all of a minute for her to fall apart again. She marvels, not for the first time, at how fucking good he is at this, how well he knows her body.
‘Always’ is right.
Grayson sits back, removes his hand and mouth from her and growls at the sight before him while he pushes against the backs of her thighs. So much for sitting up, as she’s now practically on her back, but neither of them are complaining or stopping to readjust. She’s perfectly exposed for him, her juices and his saliva coating her skin and dripping down her ass, she’s that wet.
“MJ…”
Her name escaping his lips in that husky voice finally gets her to lazily blink her eyes open until her gaze focuses on him as clearly as she can. He looks sexy as fuck on his knees for her, pupils dilated and the stubbled skin of his chin and jaw covered in shiny wetness.
Grayson’s big hands knead the insides of her thighs until he’s confident he has her full attention. He smoothes his palms to the crooks of her knees, moving her gently until she’s practically folded in half, and without breaking eye contact shifts his head that much further down so he can go to town on her even lower.
MJ gasps and shoots one of her hands to his hair, her first instinct being to push him away, until half a second passes and she’s doing the exact opposite. No one has ever done this for her before, and now she’s wondering how she had gone so long without the sensation of his tongue swiping up her cum from that virtually untouched hole.
If she was in any right state, she would have seen Grayson’s smug, quite literally ass eating smirk at her reaction to his ministrations. He isn’t sure why in their nearly eight months together he had never eaten her ass before; it isn’t the first time he’s done it to a girl. Maybe because he treasures sex with MJ more than anyone in his life before, maybe knowing in his heart that they have a long future of making love ahead of them had caused him to wait. What he does know, is that he’ll never be able to resist doing it again when the desire to rises, especially given her voracious response to it.
“Fuck!” MJ wails when he spreads her even more open with his hand so he can have better access, his tongue rimming and prodding her asshole to perfection while the thumb of his free hand presses upward on the hood of her clit. He knows her so well, can sense she’s too sensitive for direct stimulation there, but the pressure right above the bundle of nerves is exactly what she’s craving without her even realizing it.
But he does, and it feels so good — too good; Grayson’s eyes drop closed as he lets her taste and sounds overcome his senses, and it’s like her pleasure is his as his hand finally begins to jerk himself off. He builds up the speed of his strokes with her increased pace of breath, until she cums for a third time, and his tongue is quickly swiping all the way up her crease, from asshole to clit as he stands to his feet. He leans over her with one hand on the back of the couch and licks the last of her off his lips as he takes in her body to fuel him even more, even as clothed as she still is.
MJ starts to come-to enough to realize what he needs, and lifts her shirt to expose more skin to him. She drinks in the sight of her gorgeous boyfriend towering over her with his sweats and boxer briefs pushed down just enough for his equally beautiful dick to be out while he strokes the head aggressively. He’s about to explode and she knows it, just as attuned to his body’s tells as he is with hers.
His face is hovering just above hers, and she watches his mouth drop and his eyes train on her exposed skin. MJ bites her lip and whines, pulling roughly on her nipples while her eyes flit between his face and his cock. “Cum on my pussy, baby, I want it — want your cum all over me, make it your pussy…”
She’s rambling, but it’s all he needed as a deep, relieved groan escapes him, followed by soft grunts as he shoots all over her, exactly where she told him to and then some. MJ moans quietly and knocks his hand out of the way to finish him off herself, squeezing the last drops of the pearly white from him. The fingers of her other hand collect what she can from her skin to keep it from dripping on the couch, spreading it instead over her swollen lower lips.
His chest still heaves when she looks up at him with a tired smile, which he matches with a laugh when her final stroke makes him flinch. He pushes her hand off his cock and tells her, “Don’t move.”
She obeys, and watches him lean over to grab his phone off the side table, unlocking it and swiping up. “Is this okay?” he asks, motioning with his head. “This is too fucking sexy. Need a memento while you’re out of town.”
MJ giggles and nods, spreading her legs a little more as he goes to town. She does her best to coat her pussy in his cum, her long, glittering manicured nails adding a certain aesthetic to the shots. She even scoops some up and let him capture her sucking it off her middle finger.
Grayson smiles tiredly and kisses her sweetly, the gentleness and simplicity of it a little stark after the pure filth of the last twenty minutes. He tucks himself back in his pants and goes into her bathroom to get a wet rag to clean her up with, chucking it in the washer when he’s done. On his way back over to her, he picks up her long-forgotten panties off the middle of the living room floor with a smirk and hands them to her, plopping next to her and dragging her into his lap once they’re back on her body.
“I’m gonna have to insist on you having dessert every day,” she yawns into his chest with a sniffle. “I didn't know you liked cake so much.”
Grayson laughs and squeezes her tight to him, placing a lingering kiss on her forehead as he confirms to Netflix that, yes, they are indeed still watching. “And Ethan says I’m the cornball.”
“If he only knew.”
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Thoughts on Petshop of Horrors: Wandering Ark volume 3
(crossposted from dreamwidth)
me realizing a whole-ass 25 pages of the last volume of the papa series are just sensei's travel logs:
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what did i do to deserve this, honestly? sensei i love you and all but THERE WERE SO MANY OTHER THINGS TO COVER ABOUT PAPA. AND YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THEM. AT ALL.
To start with, there's only two actual chapters in the volume, keeping in line with the previous volumes. A whooping total of 103 pages out of a 128 page manga - except, a good portion of one of them is pretty much just rehashing the events of the last volume of the original manga, so it's not exactly like they're overflowing with juicy new content. Vesca and Victor fans will be pleased at a new glimpse of them both though, with emphasis on Vesca. 
Oh, you wanted an explanation for the ark? For why Papa was going around supposedly through "space and time", with a reason other than "well, I wanted to draw stuff from other eras but I don't want to write a whole new manga with a D from back then"? There's none. N-O-N-E. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Niente. Nothing about his relationship with Sofu (though they do briefly meet on Victor's funeral - and wow, am I surprised Sofu deigned to show considering how much he loves humankind), nothing about D or Papa's relationship with him beyond an outsider's point of view on the events of the last manga, nothing about the D species in general or glimpses at previous Ds that were likely alive before our D came into being.
Another bad point: what the hell was up with the cover art? 
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The top portion of it is fine, but why does the rest of it look like whoever painted it forgot how to shade things? Look at that belt. Look at those sleeves. That's all I have to say on this subject.
On to the chapters themselves!
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First chapter:
Papa D helps with The Bachelor. No, really. It's literally a Bachelor-style show, recorded for TV, with one single man and twenty ladies competing to become his wife. Trigger warning for almost-rape in this chapter.
I'll be honest, I liked the main character for this chapter. She's a go-getter, and a survivalist, and prefers stuffing her face with food instead of flirting away the night. Honestly? Mood. I really liked the butler too. I was going on a "oh, is he going to be the actual love interest?" line of thought since he looked interesting, and then went "nah, they're not focusing on him at all beyond that one (1) scene where they were dancing, guess he's just a side character after all", only for him to actually turn out to be the final love interest. That was. Hm. To say that it was majorly underdeveloped is to put it lightly, but the "prince" wasn't great either. The attempted rape felt as if it was shoved in because they were running out of pages though, since the rest of what we saw from his personality seemed a lot mellower than that.  
The ?prostitutes? were an unexpected bright spot, even though they only showed up for a couple of panels, but it was nice that they gave her food (however dismissively) and tried to get the other guy to leave her alone, and that they were simply described as "beautiful" instead of anything else.
OH BUT. Papa hitting the would-be rapist over the head with an oar was great, it actually gave a bit more dimension to him since the Ds are usually so unwilling to dirty their own hands when it comes to violent business: at most they would usually let their pets do the work for them.
Which actually brings me to another question.
I've already said before that Papa is at most a side character on his own series, and that he actually barely gets involved at all apart from a few nudges here and there - but it's kind of jarring that he almost never "sells" a pet in this series. On all volumes including this one, there are only two chapters where he gives away a pet that was already with him and that didn't initially belong to someone else that he was just returning: the dogs from the Austria chapter, and the bird from Empress one (who was actually said to be given by Sofu, but I'm calling bullshit since he had long hair and this is supposedly a time-travelling ark). It's definitely a weird choice for a manga whose title is, quite literally, "Petshop of Horrors".
Also, for a FLYING ark there sure seem to be a lot of water-related incidents.
Thoughts on the family thing down on the general thoughts section. Also, WHY IS IT AN OAR AGAIN? WHERE DID THE BUTLER FIND AN OAR, SINCE IT SEEMED LIKE IT WASN'T PAPA LENDING IT TO HIM? I can't say the penguin thing was a huge twist considering previous chapters, but it makes me wonder that so many of Papa's stories are directly about either humans or animals, but rarely the conjunction of both apart from brief exceptions. 
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Second chapter: Nice callback to the original PSoH on the first page: I'm extremely fond of that description of the Ds, and it's fitting for a final chapter of a PSoH series. 
This chapter is a cameo for Victor (from the Sofu series which I haven't read yet but know some things about), and a full appearance for Vesca. Victor seems to have chosen the same path as Leon, though arguably he'd actually have the money for it since he's a baron. Travelling the world following rumours and sightings, in search of someone they considered to be dear to them? Sign all three of these blonds up, because it seems to be a tradition at this point. The Ds really have a type, huh? Truth be told, from what I heard of Victor I didn't think he'd be the adventure-seeking sort, so this was a bit of a surprise. He looks cute and happy piloting planes and running from rhinos so I guess that's all that matters though.
BUT WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE POOR. He looks like a huge cinnamon roll so I feel super bad for him, I bet they all resented the money he spent trying to chase Sofu D across the globe once the Great Depression hit :/  
And then, bam! Sofu cameo. This is the chapter where EVERYONE gets a cameo, copy-paste of the last chapter of OG PSoH or otherwise. He's cryptic as usual, and I REALLY didn't expect him to remember Victor's name, much less show up to his funeral. Not that he even looks like he's grieving; he pretty much only speaks of Hitler and Eva Braun's kirin, to Papa's seemingly frowning disapproval (I haven't complained about the round art style on this volume's commentary yet so consider this to be it: the only reason why Papa even looks put out is because he has a Very Clear Frowny Line, because otherwise he just looks normal... and round). 
And then finally, some actual Papa content! Or, er, Vesca content. Both. Let's go with both. I don't want to make myself sad thinking about how little we saw of Papa on his own series. Here we see once again mentions of extinction and of resurrecting species, and finally a throwback to why the ark is an ark: "Noah's Ark". It took me RNS' translations of OG PSoH to understand the reference back on the original, because on Tokyopop's mangled translation the ark is merely a flying boat. 
It's nice to see that Vesca has a strong sense of justice similar to my dear boy Leon Orcot, since it was a bit iffy on the original manga. He's righteous (and right!) about the other Professor using Papa's research, and how Papa should have the benefits of it for himself since he was the one doing the studies. Papa, however, cares little about money or glory: even now his focus is on recovering the blind bird species from their trip to Greece (see: Shin PSoH), and here we see once again his hopeful view that one day he may be able to help them see again. Parallel to his own family much? Honestly, I feel for him.
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE SHOOTING PAPA? At this point he's trying to reach for Leon's record - and failing, because Leon gets shot and mauled a frankly unholy amount of times during the original PSoH, so no one else can ever really compare. What really breaks my heart here is that he actually asks why. Sofu and D would both have simply taken it for granted, but Papa (seemingly, up until this point) doesn't automatically assume the worst of every human being he comes across. That pained why kills me a little bit, here, and soon after he grows cold and allows the more murderous side of that contract to go loose.
That page with Vesca going into the FBI really throws me back to the panels on the original PSoH right before/right when Leon decides to chase after D. Part of the background is blank, the other part a faint image of the city and Chinatown, with a sense of detachment associated with them. I could probably take the time to place them side by side and compare fully, but uh. I may or may not be stretching my workday bedtime a little too much to finish writing this, oops.
Also, an echo to the original PSoH with Papa's death, called back with him nearly being shot in the middle of the forehead. The actual event is brought in shortly after Vesca gets to mind-rant about the Ds and his search for a few pages, and then flashback flashforward time! A whole six pages which are just portions of OG PSoH's last chapter redrawn from another angle. It's implied that Vesca was able to board the ark like Leon did due to a similar scene with lying in the clouds and sighting the ship amidst them, though whether he was able to stay or not is a whole new story. This is where the actual story ends.
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Sensei's travel logs: I'm not going to bother going into these. It was nice to see some glimpses of my son (forever a Leon stan here!) and a cameo for Taizuu also showed up a little later on if you're one of the people who liked him (personally, I would trade Taizuu in for a cornchip and a ball of lint). I'm going to make the executive choice of pretending that the D/Leon bits are what's actually happening right now after Leon caught up to D. It's lovely to see them on vacations, and Leon has mellowed out a little bit while D seems extremely comfortable and content with his favourite ex-detective's presence =v=
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General thoughts: All the series so far seem to have some sort of theme, which kind of ties into the main character of it and their own arc. The original PSoH, for one, was focused a lot on family and greed and love and desire: our D, similarly, had plenty of unresolved issues surrounding his bloodline and things that he wanted but that he couldn't/was not allowed to have because of that very blood.
You'll have to forgive me if my interpretation of Shin is spotty since I only read around half of it (online scans only went up to volume 6 or so, physical versions of the Tokyopop translations were discontinued, and ruthlessnightsscans started scanlating it after I’d already read the available chapters for Shin), but from what I remember of it it seemed to bring in softer, more loving and lighthearted stories, usually tied around romance and being kept apart from things they want/love. The two non-Leon chapters that immediately spring to mind are the Romeo and Juliet Mafia AU, and the one where the lady got pregnant from her dead husband and was able to live on due to that renewed hope. D himself seems to have turned a new page: he hangs around humans on his leisure time (bless those drag queens), takes a vested interest in happy endings for others even if not for himself, and seems overall less inclined towards gruesome murder.
(You'll have to forgive me, but I actually haven't read the Sofu series at all yet so I can't analyse that one. I wasn't even aware RNS had scanlated it until recently, but then again I hold a lot of rage against that slimy bastard (Sofu, not RNS, RNS are baby) and so I'm putting it off indefinitely. Oops?)
And then there's this one. It's probably no coincidence that so many of the stories are about reproduction and birth and continuing a dying species: this is something that chases Papa all the way from his college days not even considering his childhood, which we don't actually don't know about but can make an educated guess at down to his issues with his son and the faint madness of his last years. Even his death plays into this theme, with it ultimately working as an way to keep the D line alive. It makes me think that Papa being kept from his position as a main character in his own series might actually be somewhat purposeful, though the decaying quality of the latest PSoH mangas makes me think this is not the case. I'll have to read the Sofu series to make a better judgement on this, depending on whether or not Sofu is or is not treated similarly. 
Another theme: being haunted by the dead. I think this is actually present on almost every chapter of the Wandering Ark series, though we may disagree on the levels on which it was shown and how easily it is or is not divorced by my previous point. A reader that reads this series on its own will likely find Papa a very bland character and will not grasp onto the nuances of these themes and how they are connected to him, IMO. These conclusions and these hypothesis are drawn by virtue of the first manga alone; it's because of it that we're aware of how Papa himself lives for the species who are long gone, his own kind included. Most of the characters on Wandering Ark push through the suffering and the sorrow of their dead to go beyond their limits and become greater and independent, which is another parallel to Papa since he's the only one of the Ds who has an objective beyond simple (and inefficient) vengeance.
Overall, there's little else I can say that I haven't said already, either here or on my previous post for the first two volumes of the Wandering Ark series. There's a real sense of isolation and detachment on Papa's side (though he seems more benevolent than the other two Ds were), but as I said I'm not sure if it's meant to be purposeful or not, though Sensei's choice to not give him an actual companion thorough his series is also telling. The pacing was also better than in the first chapters of this series, though there was that issue with the ending of the first chapter of this volume. I also still can't say this enough, but it's really strange that Papa is such a side character on his own series??
Final thoughts: we were robbed.
At least Sensei hinted that her journey with the Ds might not be over yet, though if we get another Sofu manga I can and I will riot.
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solitaria-fantasma · 4 years
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((Session #7 shenanigans, GO!))
We’re skipping the filler stuff this week and jumping straight into the Plot bc our DM has figured out how to connect us to her main campaign and really wants to get to the good parts.
It’s been a while so we had to do a little discussing to remember where we’d left off: Destroying a dog-fighting ring, making friends with the dogs, and kidnapping the pit boss.
We dragged the pit boss halfway back to town bc we’d left our horses at the inn, and then dragged him into the woods to interrogate.
I woke him up with a slammin’ lute chord (and I was absolutely thinking “SECRET TUNNEEEEELLLLL!” in my head as I did).
Udaji rolled another ‘4’ on her Perception check and someone else in the voice chat said “yeah that’s on-brand for her”.
ZONE OF TRUTH! ZONE OF TRUTH! ZONE OF TRUTH!
(the pit boss calls the dogs ‘stupid animals’) “Someone needs to hold Udaji back, please.”
“Lord Hassan? Yeah, he’s the boss-.....I shouldn’t have said that.”
This poor man didn’t have a high enough intelligence to recognize the spell ‘Zone of Truth’ and is confused af right now.
The second piece of the map to the Crescent Gang’s Hideout was rolled up in a little bottle on a string around the pit boss’ neck - now we have two!
We asked where the third piece was, but the pit boss didn’t know - he gave us a few towns that he thought it might be in, though (such as Caister, in Everton).
Apparently, you need to layer all three map pieces over top of each other to see the full picture - like animation cells!
We asked about the marriage-murder scam, too, but the pit boss didn’t know anything important.
“If these bitches were cute enough then maybe-” *angry Dragonborn noises*
“Maybe we could feed him to the dogs?” “No way! Burnt Toast and Matthias Jr. need a well-balanced diet, not junk food.”
The only thing holding Udaji back from killing this man rn is Claus’ hand on her shin.
We leave the pit boss tied up in the wilderness, and he’s probably going to die. It’s a good thing none of us are Lawful Neutral.
The fastest way to Caister is by boat, which will take about one week, rather than two weeks if by land.
We have to pay to board the horses on the boat, but as long as the sailors were allowed to pet our new dogs, we didn’t have to pay for their boarding.
“What would you like to do on your two week boat ride?”/”I would like to train Matthias Jr. to play dead when shot with a pretend bow and arrow.”
Level Four! Yay!
We had barely landed in Everton when we heard an NPC shouting about a thief.
Mountain was too distracted trying to keep Señor Guapo from eating poison ivy to notice the commotion.
I have only just now realized that I did not include in my last session’s notes that the other two dogs are named “Señor Guapo” and “Joel”.
“Because Claus is a good boy and he is the conscience of this party.”
“We could also surround her. We number quite many.”
*insert Benny Hill theme here as the party & our dogs attempt to surround the suspected thief while our horses graze serenely a few meters away from the chaos*
The thief is a hungry young woman I don’t care what her role in the story is I have already mentally adopted her.
Mountain paid the farmer the five copper the carrots were worth, and the man stormed off, threatening to call the guard if we let her near his farm again.
“You offer her your rations, and she looks at you like you are God.”
The child is absolutely bewildered by the size of Ganondorf the Horse, but then she looked back at me (the Dragonborn) and whispered “Oooh, that makes sense…”
Soothing lute music is good for panic attacks and that’s about all Udaji’s good for right now.
Her name is Colette De Mir, and she claims to have fallen on hard times after receiving a letter pROPOSING MARRIAGE TO A LORD IN EVERTON OH NO-
She survived an attack on her traveling group, and was the only survivor. Lord Hassan tried to kill her, and threw her off of a bridge into a ravine, where she once again managed to cheat death. No-one else in her party survived, and everything in their carriage that could be stolen was.
Burnt Toast and Joel are therapy dogs: Confirmed.
Colette was horrified when we told her that she was not the only one who had been targeted by this scam, and demanded to know what we knew.
Matthias doesn’t trust her, for some reason, but the high Insight roll checks out.
“Yeeting princesses is not a very Lordly activity.”
Colette says she woke up underwater after the fall, and found herself breathing rather normally. What a way to find out you’re a sorcerer.
I lent her one of the costumes from my Entertainer’s pack, to replace her dirty and mismatched clothing as we go into town, and it’s WAY too big for her, considering it was sized for a Dragonborn.
Once we get to town, Astrid and I take Colette on a spa/shopping trip so that she can get cleaned up, and have some proper clothes.
At the inn, Colette tells us that she didn’t know that this town was Caister - she had been told that it was Kenkilly by the ship that had carried her and her entourage.
She was lied to about which town was which, basically, and - being from a completely different country - she had no idea.
Our money from Swadlin is still good in Everton, but almost all of the shopkeepers and merchants could pin us as tourists from our foreign currency.
Colette asks us to take her to Kenkilly, where Lord Hassan is supposedly supposed to be. Safety and strength in numbers, right?
Udaji - having been raised by an overprotective party of retired adventurers in a quiet, but populous, town - has no survival skills of her own.
For all intents and purposes, Colette is a Waterbender. 
Colette has a blue cloak that she tried to hide from the party, and took great care to dry and keep when changing clothes. It was a gift from her mother, meant to protect her.
When we set out the next morning, Colette rode with Astrid and got the tea (whether she wanted it or not) on the rest of the party.
“She has all the embarrassing stories on you, like what you do when you sleep.”/”Oh, no! She’s seen me cuddle my lute??”
Kenkilly is actually a small, rural village on the coast, rather than the larger city it had been made out to be in the letter to her family.
We track down some shady locals to try and get information, and we….are not subtle about it.
Between the Dragonborn, the Tiefling, two half-elves, a princess, and four dogs, we stand out quite a bit.
Matthias joined the shady people for a game of chance with dice, and won a bit of money, but no information.
Mountain joined in the betting, and Astrid is shit-talking both of them while Colette, Claus, and Udaji stand off to the side and watch.
Claus lasts about five minutes before he gives up trying to pretend we aren’t doing some shady BS and goes back to the inn to drink.
Mountain asks about the Crescent gang, but one guy asks for a bribe for his answer. Mountain tries to intimidate him, and fails miserably
Matthias also tried (and failed) to intimidate, but with Astrid’s help, the criminal was successfully intimidated.
Lord Hassan does indeed live in this town (or at least the castle nearby it), and he does not seem to be entirely well-liked by the people.
None of the complaints are super-bad, though….”trash day changes too much”, “the cost of living is too high”, “there’s too many damned foreigners-” Okay. Okay. We get the point.
“Udaji’s gonna look herself up and down from her boots to her flower crown and ask: “Do I look like a cop??’.”
“If we’re gonna ‘case this castle’, may I recommend not sending the Tiefling or the Dragonborn?”
Matthias goes out to scout, and finds out that Lord Hassan has ‘appointment times’ where he is available to the public - the next time being 2pm the next day.
He signs up the party for the 2pm meeting and comes back to the inn where the rest of us are waiting.
“I have been giving you guys tons and tons and TONS of money! You know you can spend it, right??”
The local armorer can upgrade our weapons with silver, but it would take two days, and we don’t expect to be in town that long...bummer.
I bought some new Studded Leather Armor for Udaji, sold her original Leather Armor, AND got it refined - my bby now has an AC of 16 now!
“Why do you still have all these rotten apples in your inventory?!”/”She’s fermenting them!”
Matthias’ player had him eat twenty rotten apples in one sitting just to spite the DM (their sister).
He then had to go throw up in the harbor.
So earlier, Matthias horribly embarrassed Astrid back in the alley, and now she’s refusing to talk to him.
Colette is confirmed for 19 and Udaji is still the baby of the party at 17.
The rest of the party is hanging out in the tavern, completely unawares, as Astrid yeets herself out a second story window to avoid talking to her father.
The innkeeper gave Udaji some alcohol, and Mountain casually stole it, drank it, and said “Underaged drinking is bad.”
Everyone goes around placing dinner orders at the inn and Udaji orders an entire chicken.
Astrid came back after brooding out in the wilderness for a few hours and we settled down to sleep.
Astrid steals a crown that Matthias had ‘found’ in an earlier session for Colette, arguing that “she’s actual royalty, and we’re going to talk to a Lord tomorrow, so we need to make the best impression”.
We also get a ‘glow-up’ montage as Astrid uses Matthias’ disguise kit to alter Colette’s appearance (bc if Lord Hassan really DID try to murder her, then walking straight back into his castle with no disguise would be a death sentence).
Still refusing to talk to her father, Astrid paid a very confused and slightly offended Colette to bring her breakfast in her room, just so she didn’t have to look at Matthias’ smug elven face.
Astrid also does not join us at the castle.
The Lord that we meet in the castle…..is NOT the same Lord that tried to kill Colette.
“It is kind of rude to show up for your scheduled appointment and just stand at the door, not saying anything.”
Colette storms past the party to demand an explanation of Lord Hassan, who is very unimpressed with this strange woman’s attitude.
“She’s a little upsetti spaghetti.”
Udaji’s soothing lute music saves the day again.
We tell the Lord that we are from the land of Swadlin, and were sent to investigate a series of deaths.
This Lord Hassan is a widower who is deeply faithful to his late wife and has no intentions of marrying again, and is VERY confused to hear that someone is using his name.
An advisor steps forward to take over the situation, and Matthias’ successful Insight roll gives him TERRIBLE vibes.
“He’s the kind of person whose teeth are too straight; too white.”
This advisor offered to pay us to investigate who was impersonating his Lord, and despite the bad vibes, Matthias agrees.
“Maybe DON’T intimidate the advisor while surrounded by guards.”
“He’s essentially offering you $7,000 EACH.”
We got sent off to investigate this impersonation of a Lord, and went back to the inn to try and shake off the Bad Vibes and calm Colette down.
Colette draws us a (rough) sketch of a frowning man with a pointed hairline and stiff moustache as the man who threw her off the bridge.
*two minutes of the DM (lovingly) insulting her cat in the background*
Colette says he was incredibly handsome, but Udaji just doesn’t see it.
We decide to try following the river upstream until we find a bridge that matches the one Colette was thrown off of.
Colette uses some of Matthias’ paper to write a letter to her parents, and asks Udaji to come with her to find a sailor to deliver it to her parents (for a modest fee).
The DM brought up the map and showed us the island of Mir, where Colette was from. It is a tiny dot out in the ocean, down in the far right bottom corner of the map. No wonder she needed to sail for two months!
“Matthias drinks one drink and then is blackout drunk.”/”Why do you think I have a kid?”
When we leveled up I took “Suggestion” as my next 2nd level spell, and I absolutely cannot wait to use it.
I CAN TAKE THE “DRAGON WINGS” RACIAL FEATURE AND GIVE UDAJI A 20FT WINGSPAN! Oooooooh boy the sTORYTELLING I can do with this!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS, CAISEY! — You’ve been accepted for the role of Amos Diggory. It’s no secret how much I love Amos. I adapted him from a version of him I wrote myself, and I’m so so excited to see someone take him on in a way that does his character such justice. Originally, I never saw him as a Slytherin, but you wrote him in such a way that it makes sense. He’s manipulative and deceptive, not in a malicious way, but for his own survival. I can’t wait to see how you have him interact with the other characters. 
Thank you so much for applying. Please create your account and send in the link, track the right tags, and follow everyone on the follow list. Welcome to Hollowed Souls!
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Name: caisey
age: 27
preferred pronouns: she/her
timezone: est
activity: I’m between jobs rn so like, I have a lot of time while I search for a new job.
are you applying for more than one character?: I’m applying for my second character
how do you feel about your character dying?: “please let him die” “don’t kill my sweet Amos, he’s too good for this world” “but that’s why he has to die!” -the argument that’s been going on in my head. If Amos dies, I’ll love the angst; if he lives, I’ll love the angst.
anything else?: nothing else!
ic details.
full name: Amos Noor Kiran Diggory
Paper #1: Amos Kiran Patel. His birth name.
Amos is from the Hebrew amas, meaning load or burden. There is a Hebrew prophet of the name.
Kiran is from Kirana, his mother’s name. Kirana is a Sanskrit word meaning dust, thread, or sunbeam.
Later, he takes the name Noor, Arabic for light, though he picks it because it is like Nora--not the woman who birthed him, but the one who raised him. He is named for his mothers; their names live in his.
He adds Noor when he adds Diggory, and the day they sign the papers officially, Nora--Mum--hugs his head to her chest and cries.
date of birth: November 15, 1953. Because his eleventh birthday fell just after the deadline for first year students, he began Hogwarts a year older than most of his classmates.
former hogwarts house: Slytherin. 
Nora was taken aback when he wrote home about it, though she hid it well. She expected Ravenclaw, perhaps Hufflepuff--she, for what it was worth, had been a Ravenclaw in her day, and she had been reasonably confident Amos fit that mold as well. The Hat saw several things in Amos, however, that nobody else did: first, that he had arrived at Hogwarts without any preconceived notions of house meanings, and thus donning green meant nothing different to him than donning red or yellow or blue. Second, that Amos was a people-pleaser, one so desperate for approval that he was a master manipulator, able to convince nearly anyone that he was exactly what they approved of. Third, that Amos was insecure and his soul still malleable, and in any other house he would become something insufferable: he would absorb all the worst qualities of any group of children who didn’t accept him for something unconditional. For better or for worse, acceptance due to blood purity was only guaranteed in Slytherin, and for all the mystery of his background, the Diggory name was a soft assurance of his bloodline (paper #2: he is a halfblood. His mother recommends he keep that information to himself). Only in Slytherin would Amos be able to find friends regardless of how he acted, and thus only in Slytherin would he be able to explore an independent personality. Besides, the Hat mused silently to itself, the boy could do worse than to land in a house that frequently taught its members excellent leadership skills.
sexuality: bisexual/biromantic (graysexual)
gender/pronouns: cis male, he/him
face claim change: nope!
more. 
how do you interpret this character’s personality? how will you play them? include two weaknesses & two strengths. 
Positive: gentle, eager to please, open-minded
Negative: credulous, indecisive, manipulative
He wanted, so badly, to be loved and accepted. He was a child, little more than a toddler, when his entire life changed. After days of being trapped inside with the unmoving, slowly decomposing body of his father, he had enough trauma to last a while. He barely spoke his first two months in the orphanage. Yet young Amos still tried to please everyone, to anticipate their needs and understand what they wanted of him. He clung to hands, leaned on legs, sat in laps and clutched at his stuffed bunny, tried to say what they wanted him to say and do what they wanted him to do. They wanted him to recover from his trauma, so he did, or at least pretended to--they wanted him to be winsome and sweet, obedient, and so he was. By the time he reached Nora, Amos had perfected his innocent smile and followed every rule set for him, even the ones that didn’t make sense at the time. It gave him something to focus on in the floating, chaotic milieu of his life.
Eventually, he grew adept at it--learning what they wanted, convincing them he was that. He could read between the lines and interpret body language. Mold himself to fit the expectations, or mold the expectations to fit him. He helped his friends study for exams, sneak into the kitchens, successfully navigate crushes, playing any role they needed in their lives, until he knew them so well he could coast on the goodwill he’d built up. The persona he’d convinced them existed didn’t require much maintenance after it was established. He could be anything and everything, as long as it made people like him.
And it worked. People liked him, even the ones who hated Slytherins on principle. Even the ones who were raised by pureblood supremacists and were suspicious when he couldn’t confirm his blood status. But because they liked him, he liked them, and Amos was a trusting sort of fellow. He wouldn’t call himself gullible, but he often subscribed to the law of parsimony: the simplest answer is probably the right one, and he used it most frequently to avoid getting in a debate or argument. It was simpler to believe what his friends told him, vague explanations for their odd behavior and disappearances, hidden tattoos they all acquired around the same time, rather than question it and risk a fight--or, worse, uncomfortable realizations about the people he’d gotten himself mixed up with. The best way to be accepted, Amos has learned, is to make people think you’ll agree with anything they say. Do that long enough, and you actually start to agree with them.
He hasn’t outgrown that credulousness, though; his friends are just different now. All he has learned is suspicion and doubt. He used to believe that he could at least trust those he loved, his friends, his found family, but he’s coming to terms with the fact that he cannot--look at where trusting got him. Being played for a fool, constantly, by everyone around him. Could he have done something to stop it? Should he have done something? Would he have made a difference? Amos is paralyzed by this uncertainty, and he covers it up by raising his voice, echoing those around him who seem the most sure of themselves. He’s trying a new track: trying to force himself to believe in something as vociferously as he can act like he does. Maybe, if he forces it on himself, he will, eventually, believe it.
It’s all he has, really: words. He does his best at his job, but he doesn’t think of it as anything benefiting the Order much, besides just being in the Ministry. One could make an argument for his friendships with now-Death Eaters, but honestly Amos doesn’t keep in touch with them as much as he used to. He’s too soft for what this war is demanding of him, and he knows it but tries to ignore it. When Moody asked him what fighting experience he had, he choked on his incredulous laughter. Is this what they expect of me? he wondered. He doesn’t know how to be a fighter. Nora Diggory didn’t raise a warrior. She unlocked the secret passion within a broken boy, taught him to channel his energies into those soft beautiful broken things he could fix--plants and pets, animals, Herbology, Care of Magical Creatures--she taught him to express himself through art and appreciate the curiosities in life. Amos is a gentle boy fighting an unwinnable war, parroting the words of others and covering up the desperation in his eyes while he speaks them.
how has the war affected this character, emotionally and otherwise? 
He’s ashamed to admit that he’s comfortable living in ignorance. The kind of person who’ll laugh awkwardly when his friends make jokes about Muggleborns, but never contradict them. Why rock the boat, Amos figured; even if he didn’t agree with everything they said, there was no point in arguing about it. He kept his head down, focused on his work, brushed off invitations to political rallies from all his friends, regardless of their ideological leanings. It was better, he decided, to not engage in those kinds of conversations. He was terrified of change--all he ever wanted was to fit in--so it was easier to turn a blind eye to the changes going on around him if it meant diminished conflict.
By the time he was ready to question it, most of his friends had picked a side, and those he hadn’t convinced of his neutrality believed he was siding with their opposition. The Death Eaters seemed to have forgotten to recruit him, and the Order had written him off as a pureblood supremacist lite for his inaction. Nobody answered his letters when he wrote for help. For clarification. For someone, please, to explain to him what was going on, whether this war was serious or not. Only Alice replied.
He joined because of the massacre. He’d been on the fence before that, torn between options, wondering if it was better to pack up and run while he was still alive. The massacre happened, and he realized: he had nowhere to run to. All his friends were already here, standing on one side of the war or another, but nevertheless here. His childhood friends were killing his current ones--he couldn’t pretend not to see it anymore. The questions were pressing in, the worry, wondering what darkness his old friends were mired in. Wondering why he trusted them. His mouth went dry when Alice showed him the list of confirmed Death Eaters: he’d played Gobstones with those boys. He knew those names. How, he wondered, had this happened to them?
He’s been doubting himself, doubting everything he knew, since the day he joined the Order. Feeling responsible for so much, not because he had been involved but because he hadn’t been. He’d ignored so much in favor of personal comfort, kept his slate clean, thought he was keeping his conscience clean at the same time. Well, it turns out when you pretend not to notice that your friends are all slipping into fanatical blood supremacy, your conscience bears the weight of all their crimes.
He’s a coward with a hero’s mouth. He joined the Order with the knowledge that they didn’t want who he was, quiet man of the bureaucracy, grasping his friendships as they slipped through his fingers. They wanted people with voices who carried, like Amelia Bones, people who faced death with strength and dignity, like James and Lily Potter. Fighters like Alastor Moody. Spies like Arabella Figg. Name after name, all better than him, all with more to give, more to believe in. All he has to offer is his role in the Ministry and his knowledge of the people who make up the Death Eaters now. Everything else is bluster.
where does this character currently stand? with those who wish to hide in godric’s hollow until the war ends, with those who wish to rebuild the order and continue fighting the war, or on neither side? Why?
So much of him wishes he could side with those who want to hide. That’s where his instincts lie, after all. Hiding and keeping his eyes down. Ignoring the war raging around him. Anything to make the discomfort go away, anything to dispel the wrenching in his chest, the guilt and suspicion that he could have done something if he’d acted earlier.
But he can’t be his old self here. As far as emotional trauma goes, his is mild compared to everyone else. His mother died peacefully of old age when the war was barely a glimmer, when the tattoos were still fresh on the arms of his old playmates. They attended her funeral, for Merlin’s sake. They along with the Order members when the phoenix was still a fledgling. Back when Amos still straddled the line, a foot on either side of the stream, when being divided just meant balancing the sensitivities of your friends, before murder became a viable option.
So he tries to be a better version of himself. For them--the Order. He argues with those who want to fight, because he honestly thinks that’s the right thing to do--even if he feels like it’s not. Inaction terrifies him, right now.
Amos kept his ties to pureblood society longer than anyone else who was once associated with them. Does he feel guilty for this? Has the Order treated him any differently because of it?
Oh, so guilty, so so guilty. Guilty that his fond childhood memories are all about men and women who helped kill the friends and family of the ones he loves now. Knowing for a fact that, if he had been allowed to accompany the Order for the Malfoy Manor raid, he would have broken down at the sight of all his old friends. They don’t trust him and he doesn’t blame them--he knows he wilfully ignored signs of horrible things. He doesn’t know if he could have done anything to stop them, not without getting killed himself, but he knows he saw it happening and did nothing to stop it. At least that’s how many in the Order see it. He tries to pretend that there’s no reasonable way he could have realized what was going on, but anyone with a brain can see that the clues were there. He suspects at least one person believes he’s a spy for the Order. They think he’s either incredibly stupid--stupid enough to be friends with Death Eaters and not sever that friendship when the horrors started hitting the news--or far too smart and hiding something from them. It’s made Amos nervous to be in Godric’s Hollow, even though he’s one of the ones allowed to come and go as needed.
He doesn’t trust the Order as much as he’d like to, and they don’t trust him, except for maybe Alice. He wants to prove himself and make up for all the bad things he ignored, but he’s not sure how to do it.
extras.
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Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYJYtzrTjb2YkRmqG8BK7TxvC6_PFRn81
relationships.
Alice Longbottom: He’s been in love with her so long it’s ceased being something he feels consciously. Amos had never been the type to desire someone, his love always preferring to settle into something background, but he also has never loved anyone as long as he’s loved Alice. He was around sixteen when he realized what he was feeling, how the love for her had gradually crept up in her peripherals for years now. By then, it was too late: anyone could see that she and Frank were made for each other. So he settled into the background and his love for her became the white noise that enveloped his thoughts of her. Amos was comfortable with that: he could manage his own feelings. He loves her, and that means he’ll never do anything to hurt her.
Alastor Moody: The man terrifies him, but Amos wants to earn his respect more than pretty much anything right now. He wants Moody to believe in him, because that’ll go a long way in convincing the rest of the Order to believe in him, too.
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More Personal Stuff! (Do you guys like when I do these?)
1. What is your nickname? Sam and Sammy (by my family)
2. How old are you? 21
3. What is your birth month? April
4. What is your zodiac sign? Aries
5. What is your favorite color? Red and Black (Harley Quinn colors)
6. What’s your lucky number? 13 (it’s a family lucky number)
7. Do you have any pets? Not anymore :(
8. Where are you from? New York
9. How tall are you? 5’2
10. What shoe size are you? Depends on the shoe, 8 to 8 ½ normally
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 6
12. Are you random? Oh yeah
13. Last person you texted? My best friend
14. Are you psychic in any way? Yes, I get feelings about people and can tell if they’re bad or not. I also predicted my boyfriend was going to break up with me two weeks before he did, he was in another state visiting family and he was talking over text slightly differently and then when he came back he broke up with me over text when we were hanging out that same day and talking about what we were gonna do for our year and a half
15. Last TV show watched? Adventure Time lol
6. Favorite movie?  I don’t know, I love a lot of movies. Nightmare Before Christmas, The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid 2, Me Before You
17. Favourite show from your childhood? Pokemon, Totally Spies, Hello Kitty, Danny Phantom, Chowder, Sailor Moon, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, H2O, Wings, Home Improvement,Doug, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Hey Arnold, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends, Full House, Samurai Jack, Dexter’s Laboratory, Ed Edd n Eddy Johnny Bravo, Krypto the Superdog Scooby Doo and Codename Kids Next Door
18. Do you want children? Yes, more than anything!
19. Do you want a church wedding? No
20. What is your religion? My family is Catholic, but I’m not. I say out of that.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes, admitted because I almost Died as a baby twice
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Kind of
23. How is life? Ehhh kinda sucks
24. Baths or showers? I like baths to relax but I don’t have one so showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? None
26. Have you ever been famous? Not at all!
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No, I’m shy AF
28. What type of music do you like? All really, but I don’t like most pop songs TBH
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? I’ve been in my bra and underwear with my friend but no not nude
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3 normally
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my side but I move around a lot
32. How big is your house? We rent so it’s an alright size
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I don’t! It kind of makes me sick
34. Have you ever left the country? No :(
35. Have you ever tried archery? Nah, but I really wanted to
36. Do you like anyone? My friends, Sometimes my family
37. Favorite swear word? Cunt
38. When do you fall asleep? Depends
39. Do you have any scars? Oh man a lot, I use to self harm
40. Sexual orientation? Bi AF
41. Are you a good liar? Yeah but I don’t do it much
42. What languages would you like to learn? French, Russian, and Polish
43. Top 10 songs? The ones I’ve been listening to a lot right now are: 1) A Little More by MGK 2) This Is War by Thirty Seconds To Mars 3) When You Were Young by The Killers 4) Almost Love by Sabrina Carpenter 5) Killer In The Mirror By Set It Off 6) Horns By Bryce Fox 7) Marijuana Breath by Adam Jensen 8) One Love By Marianas Trench 9) Kiss It Better by He Is We 10) Put The Gun Down by Andy Black   
44. Do you like your country? Eh not really if I’m being honest, it’s pretty fucked
45. Do you have friends from the web? Yes
46. What is your personality type? Mediator (INFP-T)
47. Hogwarts House? Slytherin!
48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep
49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Luna Lovegood  
50. Left or right handed? Right
51. Are you scared of spiders? YES 100%
52. Favorite food? Steak or Lamb
53. Favorite foreign food? Umm, Chinese/Japanese
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Both but more on the messy side
55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Nothing, I guess see how it feels to be paid more?
56. What color underwear? Black (I’m wearing Supernatural underwear rn so there’s a pentagram on them lol)
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Depends on what I’m getting ready for
58. Do you have much of an ego? LOL No, I don’t like myself
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck but bite sometimes
60. Do you talk to yourself? Way too often
61. Do you sing to yourself? Oh yeah, I suck but people tell me otherwise
62. Are you a good singer? ^^ Nope
63. Biggest Fears? Not being able to have kids
64. Are you a gossip? Not really
65. Are you a grammar nazi? No
66. Do you have long or short hair? I have a little past my shoulder length so medium?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? If you give me enough time probably
68. Favorite school subject? Math and Art
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introverted as fuck
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No, I’m not a huge fan of the ocean unless I’m on a boat (I love swimming just not in the ocean, rips the dye out of my hair)
71. What makes you nervous? My anxiety, Trains, talking to people I don’t know really well, Failing
72. Are you scared of the dark? No
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
74. Are you ticklish? Very
75. Have you ever started a rumor? I don’t think so
76. Have you ever been out of your home country? No
77. Have you ever drank underage? Like once, I don’t like alcohol that much. I only drink one type
78. Have you ever done drugs? Why? Yes weed because it helps me chill out and helps my depression for a little while, also helps me sleep sometimes
79. What do you fantasize about? Love
80. How many piercings do you have? None but I want some
81. Can you roll your R’s? Yes
82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast
83. How fast can you run? Not very, my asthma kicks in (I don’t smoke my week btw, I vape it because of my asthma and it gets you higher with less)
84. What color is your hair? Black on one side and very faded red on the other (I had Harley Quinn hair) I’m changing it to purple and blue soon
85. What color are your eyes? Hazel
86. What are you allergic to? A lot. Pollen, Dust, Cats, Dust Mites, anything with fur pretty much (I’m allergic to dogs but I’ve been around them a lot so I’m not as allergic to them anymore but I do get hives sometimes if I pet them) um there’s more but I honestly can’t remember right now. Luckily not allergic to any food!
87. Do you keep a journal? Yes, I only write in it when I’m super depressed
88. Are you depressed about anything? Like everything (I’ve had depression since I was 8)
89. Do you like your age? Not really, it makes me feel like I’m running out of time (Yes I know 21 is young)
90. What makes you angry? I have anger problems so it kind of takes very little to make me angry (Thanks dad! Hahaha)
91. Do you like your own name? Not my full name but I like Sam
92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? Um no, but I accidently gave myself a nose bleed when I was little by accidently smashing a pencil up my nose (I was banging my head on the eraser side because I was so bored and I slipped and it went right up my nose! I was in like 4th grade lol)
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? Both, more boys than girls I only want like 2 or 3 girls but I will love all my children no matter what! Not like you can choose anyway
94. What talents do you have? Art, writing, and I’ve been told I’m a good dancer
95. Sun or moon? Moon
96. How did you get your name? My mom wanted to name me something that could also have a boys nickname
97. Are you religious? Nope
98. Have you ever been to a therapist? I’ve been to 14, I stopped really talking to them because when I was a kid my therapist (Keep in mind I was like 6 or younger) threatened to take me out of my home because I told her my parents fight (This was before the abuse started) So I don’t like going to them (even though I need one)
99. Color of your bedspread? Black
100. Color of your room? It’s white (Unfortunately, I kind of want a dark green room or a dark red. I don’t know)
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stareintotheabiss · 6 years
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I promised a Phantom review...
...and as promised my thoughts are here, I’ve tried to organise them into something cohesive but I’m not certain I have succeeded so my apologies for that.
Strap yourselves in, this is going to be a long post
So I went to see Phantom on Saturday. It was my second time seeing it (the first being in April with the same cast but Luke McCall as the phantom.) and...
...I FREAKING LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!
The cast I had this time were just as good as last, if not better, and I FINALLY saw Ben Lewis live!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!
Okay, screaming aside here are some of the bits of the performance I remembered and loved:
Overture
GOT ME HYPED AS ALWAYS!!
I could see into the orchestra pit and it was awesome seeing watching the music being played live.
Think of Me
Lara Martins was such a good Carlotta!! She had the right presence and her voice was so great, it’s a shame that she’s leaving!
Andre trying to stop raoul getting up and applauding half way through think of me was a nice touch
The red light at the back with Christine in think of me looked amazing
Angel of music /  Little Lotte
Mmmmmm I got chills from Ben’s “Brava, Brava, Bravisima”
Also the point at which it hit me that I was going to actually see Ben Lewis perform live
Raoul sounds so freaking happy once Christine recognises him
“INSOLENT BOY” made me shiver, Ben’s voice is so powerful in those few lines and is then offset by the sweeter and softer tones he uses for “flattering child”
The Phantom of the Opera /  Music of the Night
CAPE FLIP AND CARESS!!! Last time I saw phantom there was either no cape flip or I missed it but this time oh boy was that cape flipped!! That sounds weird but I can't properly describe how elegant and controlled it was and the little adjustments he made to  his hair and suit before continuing were just very Erik.
The first “sing” was very low and smooth, not what I was expecting but awesome
Very visceral and physical portrayal of Erik
Erik decided to cop a feel on savour each sensation
Sighed contentedly when he embraces Christine which was so sweet and kind of timid
When he caught himself getting too into it he scuttled away to near his organ corner at the line “music shall caress you”, makes it seem like for him music is a security thing
Quite a lot of hand gestures from his core when singing which made him seem very passionate
Actually caught her this time! (last time I saw phantom Erik just let Christine fall to the ground and it kind of irked me a little)
Held her hand gently on the way to the mirror made him seem sweet
Exceedingly tender when putting Christine down and singing from “you alone”
I remember / Stranger than you dreamt it
VERY into his music!! Leaning into the pages, following along with the notes while he wasn’t playing, scribbling furiously, you could almost see his thought process and it was incredible to watch
It was very Erik and true to character and a real testament to Ben’s acting
The way he was caressing the music almost lovingly as well
The “NO” you could hear the betrayal in his voice, it sounded almost pained
Dramatic “OH!”s before damn you and curse you which actually worked, sounds cheesy on paper but it really sounded genuine while he was performing
Almost violent when he got up in Christine’s face which was pretty scary and I think he scared himself because he backed off and fell to the floor just after that
Ok so Christine is on the floor in front of the mirror cowering away from Erik and almost hugging the mask, and Erik fell to his knees which is where I thought he was going to stop to sing the rest of stranger.
But no.
Ben full on face planted the stage, groveling at Christine’s feet, he tried to reach the hem of her dress but she yanked it out of his reach and shuffled away from him. He crawled towards her on his stomach and then seemed to realise that he was on the floor and got to his knees trying to regain his composure before breaking down harder and turning away from her and towards the mirror hunched and sobbing
I swear he was actually crying
😢
When Christine held out the mask he gingerly reaches out for it and then snatches the mask off Christine, put it back on and then deeply inhaled and exhaled to regain his composure.
You could see from his body language (squared shoulders, head raised, back straight, cold tone, the antithesis to the hunched sobbing figure that was completely and vulnerably Erik a moment before) the moment the phantom persona was back
This whole sequence was just incredible!!!!
Notes / Primadonna
Piangi trying to calm Carlotta down was adorable
Raoul talked a lot to Meg *side eyes*
You could tell that Mme Giry was Meg’s mother when she shushed Meg for saying Christine's name twice and setting off Carlotta
Andre and Firman trying to drown Giry out in Prima Donna while she's next to them trying to reason with them was a good little bit of acting
Lara Martins, again, was amazing!
Il Muto 
The shadow work during the ballet was really good, the running one looked like he was actually trying to get somewhere and the one where erik had is head cocked to the side with a noose around his neck and held above his head was brilliantly creepy.
Seemed seriously angry on “Did I not instruct”
I was at the front of the grand circle so seeing Ben Lewis at the top of the stage was awesome as he was surprisingly close and you could really see his expressions and the wire he pulled to make the Chandelier shake
Christine stayed on the bed in fright even after everyone else had run off
Ben’s laughter was really menacing!! It seriously gave me chills and confirmed that Erik was at least a little crazy
All I ask of you / Reprise
Christine seemed genuinely frightened
Christine ready to fight her case on “Raoul I’ve been there”
Christine and Raoul spinning so much that her cape was askew, they were giggling and it just looked and kissing and it was adorable and kind of made me root for R/C a little
The way Erik said Christine broke my heart and the hands over his ears just cemented that brake
Erik started almost growling before you will curse
He curled his hands almost as claws on the angel statue in anger
I’m pretty sure Ben was crying
As the angel rose his temper rose which was an awesome parallel
Act 2
Masquerade
Protective Raoul making the monkey back the hell off of Christine
Erik being totally dramatic with masquerade
Leaning down so when he was singing
Actually intimidating though
Erik didn't actually look at Christine until “chains are mine!” which made it all the more creepy when he beckoned her over
At which point Raoul pulls her away
Monkey was scared so much by red death that they were on the floor
Raoul and Christine sneaking off to the side to have conversations was adorable
Raoul didn't want to let Christine get taken by the masquerade people but half man half woman person got in his way with an awesome cape!
Andre backing away at the same time as Erik coming forward after catching DJT
Firman putting up his hands between himself and Erik kind of protecting Andre
Notes 2 / Twisted Every Way
Christine Clinging to Raoul before “how dare you”
Protective Raoul on they can't MAKE you! Everyone backs the fuck off at a look from Raoul
Putting people in their place one by one and having them step back looked awesome
Piangi clutching his stomach on “loose some weight”
Andre seemed unperturbed by Erik’s roasting of Piangi and Carlotta, adjusting his clothes and was then quite offended when told his place was in an office, not the arts.
Christine timid I won't do it
We have all been blind without looking at Christine
Christine running to Giry to ask for help
Giry sounded desperate on “kill”
Christine drawing in on herself hands over her ears before “I'll go mad”
Christine trying to fold in on herself during twisted
Even Piangi was trying to get her to sing, Carlotta was saying something kind of off to one side but still close to the others trying to persuade Christine
Ok so in “We have all been blind” you can see a shift in Raoul’s character as he goes from being very protective around Christine and staying near her (or trying to) and looking to her whenever they're on stage together to not even looking at her while they plan to use her as bait to lure the phantom. No real point I just wanted to highlight how good the acting is!
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again / Wandering Child
Wishing gives me chills EVERYTIME!
Christine’s cape flip was awesome!
The way Kelly was bent double trying to fold in on herself for most of the song made it all the more saddening to watch.
Erik was trying to get closer to Christine, he stood right on the edge of the mausoleum reaching down to Christine, it was actually quite sweet
Raoul held his own a lot better than last time, I could actually hear his lines
Erik’s condescending "that’s right!" to Raoul was amazing
Point of No Return
Raoul Andre Firman and firechief all fall in on the line "audience in" which looked really cool
“Prrrreeeeeeeeeeeeey”
HANDSSSSS!!
Christine seems really into it!!
Looked like she recognised him from the start you could tell by the sort of shock and awe on her face at hearing Erik’s voice
Deep breath before past
Shaky hands
Christine’s "NO!" before last chorus broke me
Erik pulls his hands away from Christine when they are at center stage as though he was burnt
        u  u
Re tu   u  rn when unmasked (hard to explain but it was kind of like he was shuddering?)
When he tries to leave Erik mutters "no" to himself
You can see the moment it hit him to give Christine the ring
Gets down on one knee like raoul
“You!!” When she takes the hood off
Erik grabs her by the shoulders and runs
Raoul hugs Meg after she finds Piangi
Down Once More / Final Lair
Christine curled up completely on the boat during down once more, you can hardly see her, Erik grabs her hair and drags her up from her hiding place and then throws her back down.
The way he was singing his lines it seemed like Erik was whipping himself more and more into a state of despair at the end of “no compassion anywhere” he sounds like he's crying again.
"Why?!?!?!?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭"
Raoul decided to strip on the main bridge shucking his overcoat and waistcoat and just leaving them on the bridge for the mob to find… bit strange but oh well.
I’m pretty sure I heard Ben shout from off stage before Christine comes on in the wedding dress? I’m not sure what he said but I thought it added to the tone of the scene.
As they were singing you could see Erik physically recoil from Christine when she talks back to him which gives an idea of just how frightened he is
Reaching for Christine almost gently on "joys of the flesh" and when he touches her shoulder Christine recoils
"A mask" just sounds so broken and pitiful 😢
And once again Erik was edging over to his organ, his little musical corner of safety.
“Pity!” was kinda high and disparaging
Christine grabs the front of Erik’s jacket almost imploringly on “this haunted face”, he seems to stop for a moment and consider her words but then remembers that she needs her bouquet and hurries back into his state of getting her ready and trying to ignore what he’s feeling
"And NOW" Erik slam dunks the Christine manikin off the throne and to the floor
Erik doesn’t seem to give a shit about Raoul and stays in his chair to raise the portcullis
Hands!!! (bringing the portcullis up and lowering it)
Breath when the portcullis comes down
“NOTHING Can SAVE You NOW. .............. except perhaps Christine!”
For “Start a new life with me…” Erik seems really angry and is verry, for want of a better word, grabby. Pulling Christine around, grabbing her hair and forcing her to lean backwards and look at him while he almost leers at her, you can see that something within him has snapped
Raoul actually might be being strangled with the way he's breathing, Jeremy did well at acting that part.
Erik turns to his music for solace like literally buys his face in the sheet music he had before when Christine is singing “tears of hate” and retreats to his organ everytime he is scared
Erik had a very physical reaction to “tears of hate” and he looked as though he was in pain having heard that from Christine
"USELESS pity" wasn't delivered so much as an angry line, it seemed almost pleading? Or distressed??
Christine protecting Raoul, which I always love! And Erik slinking away from her
Erik took her body in his arms on end your days and was almost hugging her??? And then he threw her to the floor on "grave"
Erik was shouting quite a lot.
At this point you can tell that he's just gone, snapped
Erik turns away from Christine before you deceived me and hunches in on himself as though he can block out her words
Once again his reaction to Christine’s words is VERY physical, you can almost see them hitting him like punches.
Ok so Christine is on the floor pleading with Erik (“You deceived me…”) and Erik has his back turned to her and is hunched in on himself crying and trying to block out her words. But at “blindly” he jolts with another sob and then turns slowly to face her, bends down so that they are quite literally nose to nose and quietly almost growls at Christine.
“You try my PATIENCE!!!” as a sob and then a scream on patience
Sobbing profusely now (both me and erik)
Christine takes a second to think
Kiss!!
Erik wraps his arms around christine but can't hand
2nd kiss, Christine puts her hand to his face and he leans into it and then puts his hand over hers and it’s so sweet and almost natural to both of them
They pull back and Erik is seriously shaken
He runs to his organ for protection
Holds candle to Raoul face like he is really going to hurt Raoul
At this point he has gone and is so unpredictable that it wouldn’t have surprised me if he had set fire to Raoul, but he then takes out the line holding up the noose
Raoul has to physically restrain Christine to stop her running over to Erik and comforting him
Erik is a broken mess on the floor
He gets up and chases them out
During “leave me” he actually clings to the front of the organ now crying properly
Christine stands off to the side for a while
Erik is shocked by her appearance and tries to tidy himself up a little
Reaches arm out of the portcullis toward Christine on "you alone"
Holds night for a heck of a long time
Misc.
Breathing! So there were a LOT of moments when you could hear Ben breathing. Sounds strange I know but it was really cool and added a lot to the atmosphere of the production.
Audience - "he's meant to have some form of magic isn't he" 😂
"How has no one found him yet?! He's really camp twirling his cape around backstage, and in his lair there's flames, there's smoke!? He's a fire hazard!!"  😂😂
I got chills from Ben Lewis' voice
To summarise: The people in the cast for Phantom are all incredibly talented and if given the chance I would go and see them again in a heartbeat. And Ben Lewis is by far the best Phantom.
Because, if you’re here, you might have read some of this nonsense and to illustrate some of my points, a small gift:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1or60TAb0O4yvnVMhSDbG8XYkvWaVu8ki
Thank you for reading my ramblings. Have an awesome day!
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lolbtsaus · 7 years
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Pirate!Taehyung
So I finally finished this, I’ve been picking at it for so fucking long, I finally have it up, I will try to get kook’s part up soon bc I did miss writing AUs I’ve just been so fucking busy as most of you already know so now, it is finally time for the second half of the Daegu princes, one half of Vmin, the love of my life who looked so cute cuddling Jin and Jimin the other day like he was so sleepy and he was in his pajamas and my heart is just resting in the palm of his hand tbh I’m so in love, Kim Taehyung aka V aka Tae Tae
Red hair bc Ariel!Tae
How can I not add in a reference to the Little Mermaid when Vmin exists like I just gotta, I had Jimin be Eric twice so I gotta throw in my lil nod to Vmin here bc they’re my favorite I love healthy friendships I love supportive friendships I love mutual care and respect
Also red hair!Tae is just so fucking nice, it’s one of my personal favorites
Like honestly fuck me up that was such a good look
The red hair plus the tan skin plus the pretty smile mmhmm mHM GOOD SHIT
Tbh one of my favorite Tae looks of that era (I have to have them categorized by eras bc I’m trash) is when his tan was in full effect bc tan!Tae plz don’t whitewash him he’s so beautiful with his natural skin color but he was tan and he had this big baggy black sweater and sunglasses and he looked so sleepy and cuddly and I’m still upset over it bc how is he real why is he not my boyfriend rn
Okay so I’m mainly gonna use fanarts/edits here bc that shit was too perfect to pass up, I found a couple and I’m gonna use that as his outfit examples
Here, here, here, here, here and here bc fuck me up
Like tell me that doesn’t hurt just a lil bit like don’t you flinch just a tiny bit seeing how good he looks bc lord knows I do
So Tae is an intelligent person but he’s got that natural cuteness and that soft cuddly side and he fucking giggles and just take my heart now
People tend to underestimate him and not take him seriously (when they really should) but he uses that to his advantage
I mean look at Tae, look at his sweet lil smile, those beautiful eyes and think about his personality and how sweet he is and then tell me your first thought is “pirate”
People normally don’t realize it until he’s already won and gotten whatever he had gone in for
He plays it up a lot, whenever he knows he’s about to cause some trouble and piss a whole lot of people off, he makes sure to act extra cute and cuddly and play a bit dumb so no one would think twice about him
He’s in charge of a few things, he handles most of the recruiting, he handles some of the fight training, he pretty much does a lil bit of everything but his biggest role is to get in and out of places without getting caught by using that charming lil smile of his
Also plz plz plz, just picture Tae with a sword at his hip, the fiery red hair and a lil lollipop in his mouth, sitting on the railing of the ship when it’s docked, looking around for any possible recruits or anything that he wanted to take back onto the ship with him
It takes him 0.5 seconds to find crew members outside of BTS bc he’s just so lovable and charismatic like I have zero clue what it is about him that just invites people in?? he’s got such a welcoming vibe where you just wanna sit next to him and talk to him and name a person who’s gotten to know him and hasn’t fallen head over heels
Need I remind y’all it took Jihan 2 fucking seconds with Tae to be wrapped around his fingers if that doesn’t sum him up what does, all of the Hwarang cast pretty much joined the protect Taehyung squad, he’s got Minjae giving him heart eyes, he’s of course got the boys who just fucking adore him, he’s a hard person to not love
So it’s really really easy for him to convince people to join his crew and stick with him and be loyal to him 
Ends up finding a parrot along the way and they somehow become best friend and it’s the same parrot that Yoongi is forever arguing with and Tae just sits back and laughs the entire time
Has fallen off the ship once or twice
Sets off the canon on accident but says it was the parrot
Gets so hyped up during every fight like he’s got so much energy as is so when you add in adrenaline, it’s just chaos
He’s a quick fighter rather than worrying about force and he smiles the entire time bc he’s having fun and honestly why can I see him and Jimin totally laughing it up together while running away from this huge crowd of pissed off people ready to throw them into the water the first chance they get
Lil hint of Jack Sparrow in him with a side of Will Turner and just a pinch of Elizabeth
You two are childhood best friends
You’ve known him for as long as you could remember and he’d always been there for you and you for him and you both wanted to do it so when he tells you he found a ship, you two don’t really think twice
The romance had already started before you two were on a ship together 24/7 so when you then put into the same room sharing the same bed and the same living quarters, the relationship gets even stronger
Bc when you’re in that situation, trust is vital
You gotta know that Tae’s gonna have your back if anything happens, if another crew attacks or if anything happens that could get you hurt, and he has to know that you have his so the fact that you two have already known and loved each other for so long makes it all so much easier
You made a promise as kids to travel the world together and every time the ship docks, Tae takes you out and explores the town with you and you’ll separate at one point to buy each other a tiny gift every time and surprise each other with it when you get back to the boat, it can be just a random trinket, it can be clothing of some sort, it can be anything that reminds you of him and him of you and it’s one of your favorite traditions with each other
Head canON TIME BC I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS AND MY HEART FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH NOW
Ight ight so just picture this with me
You buy him this cute lil watch you know he’s gonna love and you’re so excited but he’s so nervous bc he also bought you some jewelry but it’s very different
He buys you an engagement ring during that same stop bc you’d been there a couple months ago and he’d seen it and known immediately it was the o n e
So he buys it the next time you’re there and he’s getting so so !!! bc he’s already got this plan on how he wants to propose and you have no idea bc you’ve talked about married with him but you weren’t expecting him to just pop the question without dropping a couple hints bc this is Tae he can’t lie to you
But then he takes you out to the beach which isn’t anything new, the beach has always been a date spot for the two of you so you think he’s just being romantic and cute and there are rose petals and candles all set up and your heart is melting
You start getting suspicious when he keeps checking his pockets, like he’s making sure something is still in there and sure enough, he pulls out the most beautiful ring
“You know I’ve technically already said yes, didn’t we ‘get married’ when we were five and you made me that ring out of the cherry stem??”
“Then let’s get married again, this time with an actual ring and actual legality”
“I like the sound of that”
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Musical Theatre!Rocky
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A/N: Please forgive me please!! You have a long-ass bullet scenario ahead of you if you choose to proceed because yo girl doesn't know how to condense rip This is dedicated to an awesome friend, @sanhatation! The feelings might be long past but I promised to write this for you. A short part 2 will be coming to describe the life under the stage lights. Happy Reading! - Rhin
Rocky originally wanted to go to school for dance
Why wouldn't he? He knows he's stellar
But, he also wanted to sing
Unfortunately, it wouldn't be possible for him to get a minor in vocal
Dance takes a lot of effort and practice hours
So he worried and thought about it a lot over his senior year of high school
One day, Sanha approached him with a poster
It was advertising auditions for the school spring play
Immediately, Rocky was interested; acting had always piqued his curiosity but he had never gotten a chance to try it
He accepted the offer
Cue many practice meets with Sanha (who was auditioning as well) to memorize the monologue required
He memorized it quickly, just like any step or note
Pretty soon he made it his own, reciting with sincerity and little hand motions
At one point Sanha wondered if it was even worth it to audition anymore because Rocky was killing it
Come audition day
The director and the people helping him judge were very impressed with this young man they only saw passing the theater to go to the practice rooms
By the end Rocky was virtually guaranteed a spot in the production
He walked out of there the proudest boy alive but also as the most internally dying and relieved it was over with
Because he will never admit it but the audition really stressed him out and he worried over miniscule details
About three days later the director approached Rocky
He wanted to talk about the role he was thinking of assigning to the boy
It was an important part, however it wasn't the lead
"It's your first time." Was the director's reason
This disappointed Rocky a bit but the director had come with a plan in mind
Rocky would also be assigned as the understudy for the lead
The director had some suspicions about the boy casted as the lead's loyalty to the show, so if he did leave Rocky would get the role he really deserved
This pleased both parties and the next day the cast list was posted
A month later, practices were in full swing after school
Rocky was well on his way to getting his part down word-perfect and memorizing the lead's lines
He liked the cast and had made some new friends
The vibe in this group was carefree and fun while still hard-working
That's Rocky in a nutshell so he fit in quite nicely
The only thing that he didn't like was the inactivity
There were plenty of stage directions, sure
places he needed to be and actions that needed to be carried out
but where was the variety?
he thought back to when he was a tot and his grandparents took him to a show
There was dancing and excitement and singing and emotion throughout the whole thing
he wondered what had changed since then
turns out nothing had
he was just in the wrong year
"We switch between musicals and plays every other year," giggled Doyeon, the girl who was casted as the female lead
"You just came a year too late. I'm sure you'll have a chance to do one sometime in the future."
Rocky sure hoped so
First show night couldn't have come fast enough
There were still parts that needed more work, which is normal in any production
But the director felt that this was the most prepared that any of his recent shows had been
certainly not because of how hard some had wanted work to catch up and surpass Rocky
The show went amazingly well but there are always the oopses
aka a couple of props falling apart in the user's hands
Improvisation is a wonderful thing
It seemed like bows came too soon
Rocky stood up at the front of the stage with the rest of the cast, smiling and waving a bit after their final bow
His heart was soaring
The only thing that compared was when he finished performing one of his own choreographed dances and he got a standing ovation
That's when he realized that this was what he wanted to with his life
Fast forward to the last part of 2nd quarter, freshman year of college
He had just finished his homework for a history class and headed down to the theater department to grab audition material for the spring musical
Gotta start early
He gets outside the professor's office and sees someone else is in there
So he hangs around and waits, because he can be patient
He ends up dancing for like ten minutes, waiting, because this meeting is taking a really long time??
The door finally opens and a really happy girl exits
Rocky swears that the hallway gets a bit brighter
She turns around to thank the professor one last time but sees Rocky and almost has a heart attack
She totally didn't notice him there
Now flustered, she rushes away without giving Rocky a chance to see if she was okay
Slightly confused, Rocky just watches her go
The professor is in the exact same boat Rocky is
So they let it go and have a small talk about what the auditions require
For the rest of the quarter Rocky sees the girl in a lot of his classes and comes to the conclusion that she has the same major he does
However, before he gets the chance to approach her Christmas Break rolls around and he's off on the road back home
3 weeks, one memorized song and dance routine later, 2nd semester starts
Musical auditions are at the end of the first week back
and that first week couldn't have seemed slower
Lectures stretched on forever and homework seemed to take twice as long as it usually did
Finally, the last class on Friday was dismissed and Rocky was out of there like lightning
his class ended about halfway through the audition hours r.i.p
He ran as fast as his dancer legs would carry him over to the auditorium
Luckily the line is semi-long so he has time to catch his breath
The line shortens to about half the length it was when another person sprints in
The thudding of tennis shoes makes Rocky look up from the sample script
lo and behold the girl that ran away that one day is bent over a couple of feet away from him
"Are auditions over?" she asks fearfully
"No, I'm the end of the line" he replies
"Okay, good" she comes over to stand next to him in line
Rocky wonders if she recognizes him
she barely got five seconds in before she dashed away so he figures probably not
silence settles
until she curses
"I forgot my music in my room" she hisses to herself, smacking her head
Rocky's mouth runs before she can
"You can borrow mine, I have it memorized anyway"
she stares at him in surprise
"Really?"
"Yeah, here"
"Thank you so much!" Her gloomy mood brightens and Rocky's world does too
"No problem"
By this time the next person is called, and Rocky is torn away from a perfect opportunity to talk to her.... again
The audition goes by fast as always
Rocky stays for the girl's audition
Now or never am i right
She does a great job
Dancing needs a bit of work but that comes with practice
He's still standing in the doorway when she comes up the aisle
she gives him a "why are you still here" look but quickly replaces it with a smile
"You did awesome!" she compliments
"Same to you," Rocky nods
"Nah, I was just average... Thanks again for letting me use your music, uh... what's your name?"
"Minhyuk, but you can call me Rocky if you want to."
Cue the Zelda "object acquired" music because a new friend has just been made: (Y/N)
Rocky walked (Y/N) back to her dorm and got to know her a bit
She indeed has the same major as him
Her dream was to be on Broadway someday
but she's going through a slump rn so things aren't going so hot
Rocky understands; that happened with him and dancing around 7th grade
He promises himself that he'll check up on her and make sure everything's going okay
so he acquires her number before she takes the stairs up to her floor
and proceeds to do just that over the rest of the semester
checking up becomes full-blown conversations complete with memes
and they became best friends
they both got into the production that year
which made them even closer ofc
Summer Break rolls around and (Y/N) and Rocky swear to not let distance separate them
it doesn't
and this friendship continues until Junior year....
when (Y/N) drops out
her parents can't continue to support her financially and she doesn't have enough to support herself
Rocky, of course, is devastated
Where will (Y/N) go? Will she be safe? What about her dream??
He dies inside while helping her move her stuff out of the dorms and into her car
He goes back to cry in his room when her car is finally out of sight
The rest of the day is spent reflecting on every single memory
especially the one where she finally remembered that he scared her that one day Freshman year
"That was yOU??????"
and Rocky realizes that his world is no longer as bright
they continue to message each other
but it teeters out after a few months bc (Y/N)'s working two jobs to pay off her debt
soon Rocky has lost all contact with his former best friend, although he never forgets her
Fast forward a few more years
Now Rocky's graduated with a Bachelors' in the Performing Arts
He just auditioned for a role in Newsies
It fits his skill set perfectly
Acrobatics?? Yas
He's feeling pretty confident until he steps out of the building and someone runs smack-dab into him
He's dazed for a bit but when he asks the person if they're okay, his brain goes on over drive
(Y/N)'s there staring back at him in shock, an audition packet in hand
Rocky grins and immediately encases (Y/N) in a hug, questions falling out of his mouth at a million miles an hour
All (Y/N) does is hug him back at first, but Rocky notices her hesitation so he lets go
"I'm so sorry, it's just been a long time and I've been worried? How are you?"
(Y/N) finally smiles and replies, "I'm just fine now."
the two catch up while (Y/N) waits in line for the female auditions
(Y/N) was on vacation and she overheard someone mention auditions
she had never forgotten her dream
and a small little voice told her that something good would happen there
now she knew what the good thing was
*nervous and awkward blushing from both parties*
(Y/N) was called in before she could say anything else, so Rocky waited for her outside
fifteen minutes later she comes out smiling
She has a really good feeling about it
About three hours later
(Y/ N) has to go back to her hotel so she can pack and catch her flight
Rocky is determined to never lose (Y/ N) again
Bc he realized over lunch with her that his world was bright again and he never wants that to end
So he walks her to the airport, insisting that he see her off
(Y/ N) pretends to mind, but she really doesn't
She really missed Rocky the second she got into her car Junior year
The exchange of cell phone numbers happens once again at the terminal
It takes Rocky a couple of minutes more to enter his new number into (Y/N)'s phone
When (Y/N) looks at his contact, she blushes
it reads: Minhyukkie 😘
it doesn't seem special, but it is bc Rocky was insistent that only his girlfriend could call him that
(Y/N) makes a mental note to ask him about it the next time she sees him
fast forward one last time to the phone call
(Y/N) and Rocky were both super excited when Rocky picked up his phone
They had just gotten phone calls saying that they had been accepted into the production
Their first reaction was to call each other
In fact Rocky was just about to hit the call button when (Y/ N)'s contact popped up
The first five minutes was just screaming tbh
Eventually proper congratulations were exchanged
But it got lost in all the excitement
They would see each other for the rest of their Newsies career
And that was possibly the best thing ever
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salty-dracon · 6 years
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SAFuture- The Doctor
Brid’s eyes opened when she heard the swish of the airlock. Heavy footsteps clomped across the floor. When she looked up, she saw a person standing there, with a reptilian guard behind him. 
The person in front was extraordinarily muscular, with tanned skin and broad, strong shoulders. He wore a pair of rippled jeans and a harness around his chest. His short red hair matched the patches of scales on his sides, and the scales on a long lizard tail. Brid tried not to widen her eyes when she saw that the man’s tail had been shot off. 
“Envy, correct?“ The man stared at her, his yellow eyes deftly examining her body. “I need to examine you.“
“Yes, sir.“ Envy stood up and allowed the reptilian guard to unlock her cage and lead her towards the strange new man. She tried to smile at him, as a show of friendship, but the man only maintained his neutral expression. 
He led them to a room with an operating table outfitted with cuffs and a table full of surgical tools. The man told the reptilian guard to leave before he locked the door, with only Envy and himself inside. 
“On the table.“ The man pointed to the table. Envy obliged, allowing the man to cuff her down. Next to him, a little robot assistant floated up next to his ear. 
“Could we, um... not do this?“ Envy asked, as he pinned her arms down. “I’m a girl, you’re a guy... it’s kind of weird... you know what I’m getting at, right?“
The man turned to her and stared for a few seconds before turning back to the cuffs. “You’re the patient, I’m the doctor.”
“Okay... “
The man began to wrap a measuring tape around various parts of her body, muttering numbers. The robot appeared to be recording all of them while scanning her body. 
“So, should I be quiet, or... “
The doctor stopped and stared at her face for a few seconds before going back to his work. “Vitals are 34-24-32. Height is five feet, ten inches. Feet are ten point five inches.”
“Okay.“
“Artificially healed wound in left arm. Scar has mostly faded. Stab wound with skinny blade, two inches in length. Non-fatal. Causes subject no movement problems.“
“So, I noticed your tail... “
“It’ll grow back. Wrist is six inches.“
“Oh, so you’re a reptilian?“
“Yes.“
“But you look mostly human... “
“Yes.“
“So, how’d you lose that tail, anyway?“
“Shot off. Subject’s hands appear normal.“
“What happened?“
“Mission to capture someone. Target had a friend with a plasma rifle. Shot my tail off. Subject’s ankle shows signs of strain.“
“Oh, that might’ve been me.“
“What?“
“You said the target had a friend with a plasma rifle... that might’ve been me. I was boarding a boat from London with my friend when two people attacked, and one of them had a tail, and they were going after my friend, so I shot their tail off.“
The doctor remained silent except for his occasional mutterings of measurements and evaluations. 
“Um, if you expect me to apologize-“
“It’s fine.“ The doctor stepped back for a bit. He turned a dial on his harness. A few seconds later, he sighed and began writing stuff on his clipboard. 
“Um-”
“Here’s what I wanted to see most.” The doctor undid the cuffs and allowed Envy to sit up. He then pried off her jacket with a surprisingly gentle hands and pulled her wings away. “Does it hurt?” he asked. 
“They’re really sensitive.“
“Understood. Open them for me.“
Envy did so, showing off the full glory of her black wings. The man examined each feather, writing down comments on the clipboard. 
“They don’t seem to be organic.“
“They’re not.“
“What are they?“
“A steel exoskeleton with jet engines, hidden blades, and blood vessels, muscles, and nerves on the inside to control them.“
“I see.“ The doctor stroked them gently. “Can you fly with these?“
“Yes.“
“Very well, then.“ The man stood up and handed her her jacket. “We will be returning you now.“
“Why did you feel the need to examine me?“
“For Genetika. She requires a physical examination of every new potential candidate for the new order. Seeing your internal symbots and those wings, she was interested in your power.“
“Well, I’m not interested in her.“
“Trust me, she will be glad to hear that.“ The doctor stroked her hand. “That was sarcasm. You’re all alone here. If you try to kill her, she will get rid of you, and no one will save you. However, if you ever decide to join the new order, I will be your ally. Genetika does not take kindly to women, but she does respect those who are acquainted to her higher-ups.“ He tried to smile. “I mean no disrespect, but if you ever need my help, I will give it.”
“I thank you for the offer.“ Brid smiled. “What’s your name?“
“Typhon.“ The man took her hand. “I take it your name is Bridget.“
“That’s right. Um, I have one more question.“
“What is it?“
“That night, when you attacked me and my friend, there was someone else with you. An assassin that shot bolas. Who was he?“
“... I don’t know. He was not affiliated with Genetika. We just happened to chance upon the same target at the same time.“
“And you worked together?“
“He said he was here for the girl, I said I was here for the boy. We agreed to go after our respective targets, but both of you managed to fight us down before we could stop you from leaving for the ocean.“
“What could you tell me about him?“
“Dumb accent.“ Typhon turned the dial on his harness again. He then imitated a familiar British accent. “If you even dare touch the girl before I get to her, I’ll tear you apart.“
“... I might just have to take you up on that offer.“
“You know him?“
“My father. I think he’s looking to kill me.“
“You’re his kid out of wedlock?“
“No, I was adopted. But I’m trained as an assassin. Recently I botched up a mission, and he doesn’t take kindly to imperfection.“ She pointed to her arm. “Got stabbed right here before he swooped in and finished the target off.“
“I see.“ Typhon gently placed his huge hand on top of her head. “Would you like me to defend you from your father, if he ever comes for you?“
“Would it require me serving Genetika in return?“
“It would.“
“Thank you, but I refuse.“
“... I see. My offer still stands.“ Typhon led her to the door gently. The reptilian guards allowed them through. 
As he led her back to his cage, Brid noticed the blush on the man’s cheek. He was gently holding her hand and playing with her fingers. She turned away from him in embarrassment. 
When she was back at her cage, he opened the door. Before leaving her, he kissed her hand and stroked her hair. 
“I hope you don’t mind me saying, Bridget... “ he whispered, “but you are too kind and intelligent to be killed.“
(TL:DR Meet Typhon, the guy whose tail Brid shot off. He’s a ripped ass dragon (well, lizard rn) dude and probably my biggest character. Despite his large appearance, he’s incredibly gentle with his patients and friends. His enemies, however, are in for a bad time. He is in no way a thug, instead choosing to be very kind and respectful to the people he meets and loyal towards his superiors. He also, as you can see here, develops a little crush on Brid, which might develop into something later. Although he seems very human at the moment, there is a synthetic organ under his skin that secretes a chemical that can make him turn savage.
His powers stem from his ability to turn into a lizard monster, versus just a man with a tail. While in lizard form, he has greater strength, more speed, wall-climbing, and other lizardine powers. He also has the power to breathe fire. Later on in the story, Genetika will give him a pair of dragonlike wings. Typhon is generally respectful towards his enemies, being careful to not cause collateral damage. However, Genetika has implanted a synthetic organ in his body that secretes a chemical that makes him turn basically into the hulk. She is the only one that can control that organ. His biggest weakness is cold.)
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surveyyyys · 7 years
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What can I say except you’re welcome.
1. Is this the best year of your life? Yes, by a long shot.
2. What was the first thing you did when you woke up? I think I checked my phone to see what time it was. For some reason, even though it's the summer and I have no responsibilities, I'm still really afraid of "oversleeping"... even though I don't even know what constitutes as oversleeping at this point in time.
3. The person you like is? In Maryland right now with one of our friends.
4. Is anything bothering you? I'm bored out of my mind with nothing to do. I'm also a little hungry and thirsty.
5. Does anyone annoy you? Lots of people do.
6. Would you like things to “go back to normal” with a certain someone? Not really... my relationships with people have been pretty constant lately.
7. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? I think I took a couple of selfies LOL
8. Is life good? Compared to the way it was before? Definitely!
9. Do you remember who you liked on New Years? Same guy. The Boyfriend.
10. Do you still like them? LOL ya I will for some time I think.
11. Do you still speak to them? I talked to him like a half hour ago LOL
12. Told your parents you were going somewhere, but went somewhere else? A whole bunch of times.
13. Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips? Yes.
14. Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? LOL nah.
15. Would you go out with someone right now if they asked? I would love to, but I don't think I can leave the house since I'm under my parents' roof.
16. Three days from now, will you be in a relationship? Yes, unless something goes terribly wrong in 3 days LOL. Let's hope it doesn't.
17. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? I mean, not really since I'm in a relationship. They should know that the answer will be no.
18. Have you kissed anyone in the last month? Yes, I have.
19. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? My ankle was acting up again.
20. Do you like being home alone, or does it freak you out? I don't like being home alone all the time. But sometimes its nice.
21. Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? Ya!
22. Do you have any bruises on you? No, I don't think so.
23. How was 2013 for you? Horrible LOL
24. How late did you stay up last night, and why? I think around 1:30
25. Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? Yes! Every day from my boyfriend. My mom usually sends me good morning texts too, but she's not in the country rn. She'll start sending them again when she comes back on Monday.
26. Do you regret anything you’ve done lately? LOL not really
27. What woke you up today? A sense of panic that I "overslept"
28. What makes you happy? Good long (and preferably unexpected) conversation with people I respect A catchy song Successfully finishing something I worked really hard on Looking hot (makeup done, outfit matching, hair done, etc.) Having a full schedule
29. Ever kissed on a boat? Nope. I wonder if it's as romantic as people say it is LOL
30. Have you ever been told that you are amazing? LOL more often than I used to be.
31. Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is… my boyfriend of about 10 months.
32. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? I didn't like anyone at this time last year. I was convinced "girls like me" would never find love.
33. Do you like when people play with your hair? I mean, there's not much hair to play with LOL. (I have a pixie cut)
34. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? Ya definitely. It's not like I have to go somewhere.
35. Waiting for something? I'm waiting for my dad to come home with food.
36. Was last night terrible? It wasn't terrible LOL nothing even happened
37. Did you lose friends when you started dating someone? I actually gained friends!
38. Are you the type of person to make people laugh? I mean, it depends on the situation. I wouldn't call myself funny, but sometimes I get a few laughs.
39. Don’t tell me lies - is the last person you texted attractive? Of course. He has back muscles!
40. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I hope so... my mom is coming home tomorrow night so it should be better than today.
41. Are you missing someone? I miss my mom and my boyfriend and the person I usually am at college.
42. Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? I don't think so. No one's tried to get in the way. One guy tried to hit on me while knowing I was in a relationship, but he was crusty af.
43. Do you believe in karma? I wish I did honestly LOL
44. Do you sleep with a fan on? Nah, we only have window fans and they bring bugs in.
45. Do you think anyone’s thinking about you right now? I don't think so.
46. Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now? Pretty much anyone LOL.
47. Do you go to school? I go to college. But I'm home for the summer.
48. Is the last person you texted single? Nah he's in a relationship... with me.
49. Who was driving the last time you were in a car? My dad.
50. Have you ever used the word “rawr” in an actual conversation? LOOOL maybe in like middle school
51. Are the blinds on your window open or closed? My window doesn't have blinds, it has curtains. One of the windows is covered by the curtain and the other isn't.
52. Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little? LOL yes every Christmas.
53. What were you doing at eleven last night? I was on my bed in the same position watching Aladdin I think.
54. What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of? Probably cheese LOL.
55. Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now? The Boy That Is The Only Answer I Have
56. Someone knocks on your window at 5AM; what do you say? I fucking scream. That is, if I wake up... I'll most likely sleep through it.
57. Would you change yourself for the person you love? Fuck that shit no way
58. Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? Nah it was from my mom.
59. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I have no agenda and I hate it.
60. Would you have sex with the fifth person in your contacts? I actually would, because he's my boyfriend! LOL that worked out well.
61. Did your last kiss take place on a bed? No, omg its been so long since I kissed him on a bed. My last kiss happened at a train station I think. I wish I could kiss him on a bed lmao.
62. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? No actually. I don't think I trust anyone with my complete self, or every aspect of who I am.
63. Do you talk in your sleep? LOL nah that's creepy
64. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I have a pretty good relationship with my mom. I barely talk to my dad, and he doesn't know anything about my life... so that can't be healthy.
65. What time did you wake up today? 1:42pm if I remember correctly.
66. What were you doing at midnight? Watching Aladdin I think.
67. What song are you listening to? I'm not listening to anything rn, but "You're Welcome" by Dwayne Johnson in the Moana soundtrack has been stuck in my head all day.
68. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past five days? I wish lmao
69. How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries? They're okay... not as great as people make them out to be
70. Do you have nice eyes? Nah, I have beady and tired eyes. They're also an extremely dark brown, so they don't glitter in the light or anything. They're flat and dull.
71. Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour? Well, somewhat. It goes gray every now and then, so I dye it with henna.
72. Are you texting anybody? Not right now, no.
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