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mwebber · 9 months
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what are your favourite martian moments? 😺
thank u for asking eve i'm so glad i get to talk about two of my favourite people on god's green earth <3 in no particular order just off the top of my head...
#1: ABU DHABI 2022 i cannot state just how much brain damage this moment did to me. like i vividly remember freaking the fuck out about the martian interview on sky and talking to the besties and barbi @brawn-gp was like omg another moment do u want me to clip. and i was like YEAH YES. PLEASE. I LOVE YOU (i love you <3) and then i saw it and blacked out and when i awoke it was to this. unparalleled brainrot Truly there will never ever be another
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#2. MARRIAGE QUOTE do i need to say anything else. when i saw this for the first time i think i nearly had an aneurysm
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#3. SINGAPORE 2008 their first real red bull date.......... i think about them sitting on that couples rickshaw every monday giggling with each other generally being blushy messes sharing secretive smiles like they're the only ones in on a joke. also mark pretending to push seb off a building only to catch him STOP my heart is melting
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(tumblr is being dumb and won't credit the gifs properly but they're from thnx-mate-blog)
#4. VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT this is unironically my favourite pic of seb to ever seb. and of course he's looking at mark. no further comments
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#4.5 THE OTHER VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT. this photo is still so mind-boggling like why the fuck are you looking at each other like that. hi. hello?
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#5. MONACO 2010 HUG.
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#6. MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER / ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME. it's literally so fucking funny to me that red bull saw everybody's martian brainrot and was like. wouldn't it be so fucked up if we dropped that mark buttered seb's muffin after china 2009. twirls hair. haha wouldn't it be soooo random. if we did that
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#7. WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IMAGE IS. i can't even look at it for too long i start feeling funny in my tummy
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#8. SEB'S LONGING STARE. i ccant believe i forgot this one it should be higher up perhaps
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#9. AUSTRALIA 2016/2017. their podiums are SSOOOOOOO.
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#10. MATCHING PORSCHES. is it hot in here? do you feel feverish? i feel feverish
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#11. RIGHT ONE'S HEAVIER. monaco 2021 when mark casually revealed how much he knows seb still after all this time that seb was like ".. yeah!" like he himself was pleasantly surprised that mark still cares and oh god. somebody hold me
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#12. NEARLY SKINNY DIPPING AU CANADA. caliss de tabarnak attache ta tuque mark nhabille pas des sous vetements criss de tabarnak de caliss d'esti de sacrament de
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(from thnx-mate-blog)
13. VERY GOOD. i just know they had a Conversation after mark retired that was soo insightful and healing that they still reference to this day. they're very good with each other. btw. if u didn't know.
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14. LOVER'S TIFFS. i can't. i can't think about them anymore i think i need to be put in a straightjacket and locked up
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#15. 2013 PRIZE GIVING. the way they look at each other...... i'd write 5 million words of rpf too
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there's literally so many more moments i want to include on here like mark's "i hope when i'm 70 they're not still asking if i love sebastian" or top gear when mark was like "my dad always said you shouldn't hit boys mate" or when seb and mark were at hangar 7 post 2010 and he went for the wettest limpest high five hand hold known to man or when mark massaged seb's shoulder in australia 2009 or their 1-2 podiums in 2009 or in 2020 when mark was like i've moved on from ferrari for u or "seb didnt expect sex in monaco" or china 2010 when they were bitching with each other or when seb was like i don't understand what he's saying half the time or when seb was on mark's shoulders for a red bull stunt or when they played cricket in australia 2012 or when mark was like we're very well-suited to each other both very handsome in that one magazine or when mark addressed their relationship in like 2014 and said we wished each other well in austria as you do or after multi 21 when seb was like i was racing i was faster i passed him i won and mark was like a cheetah never changes its spots we'll be fine or early on when mark was like we'll get hot chocolate together and i'll be going on about smth that happened before seb was born and he'll roll his eyes or when seb was like i learned a lot from mark or when seb said he'd give mark free hotel toiletries for his bday or when they copied each other trying to put stickers on their car or when someone changed seb's wikipedia page to say he's dating mark or when they did their pepe jeans butt ad or turkey 2011 when they all but caressed each other in 4k or the brazil 2011 cheek cradle or their websites i haven't even talked about their websites yet [I AM FORCIBLY DRAGGED AWAY]
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driftwithme · 8 months
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According to the pacrim wiki, Coyote Tango was the first jaeger the program lost. By that time, Pentecost and Tamsin were not piloting anymore. It was June, 2016.
The order of pre-knifehead fallen jaegers is:
- Coyote Tango. Destroyed in combat against Itak. On its second set of pilots. June, 2016.
- Victory Alpha. Destroyed in combat against Raganarok. The pilots survived. July, 2016.
- Tacit Ronin. Abandoned because its pilots died of neural overload. July, 2016.
- Lucky Seven. Abandoned because one of its pilots was decommissioned. 2019.
Following this pic from the wiki:
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We know that the first jaeger was launched in 2015 (Brawler Yukon) and the last in 2019 (Striker Eureka).
The golden age of the jeager program was from 2017 to 2019, three years of gaining more than they were losing. The peak was in 2019, with 20 active jaegers. The bottom was in 2025, with no jaegers left.
2024 was the year with more deaths, with 8 j-pilots going KIA. Then 2025, with 7 deaths between the Double Event that killed both Cherno and Crimson, and Operation Pitfall, who claimed Pentecost and Chuck.
Between 2019 and 2023 there were 9 KIAs.
Which means Yancy was the first jaeger pilot to die on combat. It makes sense, given the reaction of Penecost to hearing that they had lost Gipsy's signal (and Yancy was dead).
It marks:
- 2019-20: 1 lost jaeger, 1 pilot KIA.
The list of fallen jaegers Post-Knifehead:
- 2020-21: 2 lost jaeger, 1 pilot KIA.
- 2021-22: 3 lost jaegers, 2 pilots KIA.
- 2022-23: 2 lost jaegers, 3 pilots KIA.
- 2023-24: 8 lost jaegers, 2 pilots KIA.
- 2024-25: 0 lost jaegers, 8 pilots KIA.
- 2025: 4 lost jaegers, 7 pilots KIA.
Let's compare all this info with the following Kaiju War Timeline from the wiki:
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A) 2013-2014: The Feral Burst. There were no jaegers yet to defend humanity against the 3 kaijus that invaded the world.
B) 2015-2019: The Long Game, Part I. There were 24 jargers up around this period, with a total of 13 kaijus making contact.
Special mention to the Beckets, who got an impressive mark of 5 kills during those years. It means they helped killed more than a 1/3 of those bastards during the golden era of the jaeger program. For what I see, Raleigh is the only pilot who had ever abandoned the jaeger program because he wanted to, not because he was hurt or kicked out.
C) 2020-2023: The Long Game, Part II. The amount of kaijus who invaded in those three years equals the amount of kaijus who made contact within the first 6 years of the war. It means the precursos sent as many kaijus in half the time. Humanity went into this phase with 19 jaegers. By the end they had 4.
2024 reports 13 kaiju attacks. It makes sense that they lost 8 jaegers and 10 pilots more or less in that year. With 12 jaegers active, it is more than a 1vs1 situation. Something tells me that most of Striker Eureka's kills were during this phase.
Special mention to the Hansen, btw. *During Chuck active years, he participated in almost third of the kaiju killings that happened then. I don't know Lucky Seven's score in this race, but *Herc's win amount to a 1/4 of the whole kaiju fights during his active time.
*The count stops at Mutavore. It does not include the Double Event or Pitfall.
If we include Post-Mutavore but not their participation/assistant at killing Leatherback:
- Chuck: 11 kills, 35 kaiju appereances during his active career (almost a 1/3).
- Herc: 12 kills, 44 kaiju appearances (not counting 2016 and adding at least 2 kills of the Lucky Seven era; around a 1/4).
Yet again, if by statistics alone, Mako is the most winning jaeger pilot of the movie. In her active years there had been 5 kaijus and she has helped kill 4. It's worth mentioning that her debut was on a double event followed by a triple event, with the only Category-5 ever saw. Impressive, to say the least.
On the other hand, Raleigh has helped kill or killed himself almost half of the kaijus that had appear on his active years.
Here: (ratio is 19-20 kaijus, 9 kills).
- 2025: 6 kaijus, 4 kills.
- 2015-2019: 13-14 kaijus, 5 kills.
The Hansens record is impressive just in the sheer size of their killing count, which is still not complete given I don't have the info on Lucky Seven. Meanwhile, Raleigh and Mako are impressive for the efficiency record.
Of the 51 kaijus that invaded the Earth, Gipsy and Striker combine to 20 kills. That means 2/5 of the total.
The last three j-pilots hold the best or most insane records of the program. Herc with the most wins, Mako with the best efficiency and Raleigh fucking Becket who had solo piloted twice and explode a jaeger in another world.
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abstractredd · 12 days
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AO3 Twenty Questions
1. how many works do you have on ao3? 17 wowzers
2. what’s your total ao3 word count? 269,878. (but honestly that’s not super updated because oMaM is like… twice as long as what i have published on there lol. this also doesn’t include my older fics from Fanfiction.net and Wattpad which would easily give me another 150k)
3. what fandoms do you write for? mainly elder scrolls at the moment
4. what are your top five fics by kudos? (oh lord the bnha fics SHAKSJD)
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5. do you respond to comments? i try to, always! i don’t think there’s many i haven’t responded to and if i haven’t it’s usually because it’s a friend of mine and i’ve already messaged them here or on discord LOL
6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending not any of them really?? i’m a Happily Ever After kinda person. i mean i have one fic that’s a scene rewrite from Your Lie in April but it doesn’t actually change the canon outcome of the show which if you’ve seen it you’ll know it’s pretty “angsty” but i feel like that doesn’t count because i didn’t write that yknow
7. what’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? as previously established i’m a big fan of HEAs. literally all of them lol. although bad habit certainly has a pretty cheesy ending
8. do you get hate on fics? i have but that was way before my ao3 days. i honestly can’t recall if any of my ao3 fics have gotten hate? people are pretty chill on there in my experience. Fanfiction.net is a whole other animal though
9. do you write smut? if so what kind? oh absolutely. i’m a sexually active adult and i tend to both read and write about sexually active adults so i feel like there’s really no surprise there
10. do you write crossovers? what’s the craziest one you’ve written? i have before but i’m not really a fan of them now, reading or writing. i wrote a superwholock fic in like, 2016, and that’s about it hahaha
11. have you ever had a fic stolen? no? is that a thing that happens?
12. have you ever had a fic translated? not on ao3 but one of my fics got translated to Italian by a fan on Wattpad once that was pretty cool
13. have you ever co-written a fic? yessir! me and my sibling in hadlof @plutoprophecy / @midnightfangz wrote one together: here
14. what’s your all time favorite ship? my OTP you mean. cmon let’s call it what it is. it’s patrochilles btw
15. what’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Go to Bed Dumbass. i stated writing it when i wasn’t in a good place mentally and i can’t even look back on it without getting bad memories. also i just had no idea where i was going with the plot. and i’m not in the bnha fandom anymore lol. i hate having unfinished fics on my page and have literally gone back to update years-old fics before but not this one.
16. what are your writing strengths? i like to think my prose is complicated enough to sound professional but not so over the top that my writing isn’t easily digestible. i feel like i can write dialogue pretty well too
17. what are your writing weaknesses? i feel like i have a problem with repeating myself lol. like i use the same conjunctions a lot. and i struggle with action/fight sequences but i feel like i’m getting better at those the more i write them (i didn’t write them at all really until i started writing TES fics)
18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? i mean. i feel like this is so situational. if the dialogue is crucial to the plot and it’s going to be a chore to make the average reader look up what it is? i don’t really care for it. but if it’s something off handed that doesn’t really change the plot or is more of a funny joke that a reader can get by either A) happening to speak the language or B) going out of their way to look it up and in that situation it’s more of a fun little bonus and not needed for them to understand the story beat that it’s a part of.
19. first fandom you wrote for? one piece. in 2013. lol
20. favorite fic you’ve written? i really really like somewhere the light won’t reach us. it’s a character study of a TES oc so it’s honestly closer to an original work than it is a fanfiction but i think it turned out really nice. i also think liebesfreud is a really good story and i'm in the process of making it into an original novel (with different character names obv)
not tagging anyone cuz im lazy but if you wanna do this go for it weeee
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charmikarma · 2 months
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20 and 5?
20. how homestuck has affected me in real life
buckle in cuz it's STORYTIME. homestuck has done crazy shit for me.
so hmm some background ... i was raised by devout evangelical protestants. my parents r not like .... politically conservative at least, but growing up in a community that is so strongly associated w political conservatism certainly had some Effects on me. i honestly think being raised in this environment was like being brainwashed for the first like 12 years of my life. and one of the things i got brainwashed into thinking was that Gay Is Bad!
when i started middle school i made some rad new friends. these people are still some of my closest friends today. and they were also big into tumblr stuff which included homestuck (this was 2013 for context) and Being Gay. holy fuck did these people give me a lot of grace. if ur reading this you know who you are and i love you dearly. i owe you guys my life <3
i didn't actually start reading homestuck till may 2014, but it was unlike anything i'd ever read before - there were SWEARS. there were GAY PEOPLE. and holy fuck was it cool!!! i couldn't stop reading it! it was a huge turning point for little 13 year old me. it was the beginning of me turning from a little brainwashed christian kid with a stick up their ass into a queer adult who is Just Chillin. btw the specific thing that turned me around on being gay is penis ouija and i think that's beautiful. davekat turned me gay
in short: Homestuck Changed Me. it will never stop being important to me. it's a part of who i am forever <3
5. do i kin
harleyberts... :) they r just like me fr. the emotional repression siblings who are very goofy and at times a bit unaware. i feel like i Get both of them on an emotional level but in terms of outward personality i think i Used To Be more of a jade and nowadays i have Become a john
dirk strider. i have some feelings about that guy. not sure if i would call him a kin. i certainly feel something about him though.
thx for the ask <3
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tutuandscoot · 1 year
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Bit of a personal post:
So long story short I’ve started going back to ballet classes a couple of times a week- but not like recreational classes, professional training classes so it’s hard core and really technical. It’s been going great, 5 weeks in its catching up on me a bit not having done it really in 5 years, but I’m really loving it and my back is coping better than expected. Most of the teachers at this studio are ones who used to train me so they know me well and I have great relationships with them all so it’s been great.
A few weeks ago we were in the middle of class and the teacher had to step out before jumps bc she had a meeting, I said ‘oh I can play the music bc I’m not gonna jump’ (I can’t jump yet- 12 months post-back surgery I can start again so a few months left to go) but I ended up giving corrections and stuff. The teachers/directors popped their heads in after their meeting (I think they’re were meeting with a prospective student and her parents, so they all popped their heads in at the end to check it out) and I was just going about it as if I had been teaching the whole class, and at the end the directors/teachers said to me ‘oh thanks for that, btw you’re really good at this!’.
I have done a bunch of teaching before but not in a while and the last place I taught was.. to put it kindly.. trash. Like the kids were just there for fun and when you’ve trained to such a high level you have high standards and a high level of understanding and if the kids aren’t that into it/ comprehensive you feel like you are giving 300% and they are only giving like 10% (like that time Scott said in 2013 he likes coaching but only with kids that want to be there and improve). Also the teacher/owner didn’t respect me at all, not a very high standard herself- undermined me, payed me shit wage etc etc and it’s ironic because there’s actually a lot of ‘lower standard’ schools run by people who won’t hire someone who is actually “good” and has danced professionally and could actually inspire the kids because they themselves are jealous and threatened.. yet I walk into a school training kids for the professional industry and they respect me and trust me with training kids who aren’t that much younger than me.
So anyway last week they had me cover a class last minute and it was really fun, then when I was leaving today I just checked in to see if they were right for teachers tonight and they jumped in saying they will get me teaching more coz they think I’m great with kids (I’ve never considered myself a ‘kid person’.. like they kinda bother me) but I guess I’m good at explaining things simply coz I imagine myself doing it and process it to explain to the students, and I love choreographing/creating, we’ve been doing a bit of that in one of the classes I’m part of and like, I know I’m good with movement creation..
They also said they want me teaching/choreographing ballet solos for competitions so all this is to say get ready for a bunch of 7-13 year olds competing ballet solos inspired by all of VM’s programs… I’m talking Valse Triste, (Mahler is a bit hard musically for kids but might steal some ‘moments’), Carmen (NOT ‘VM’ Carmen), Seasons (I actually did a solo to seasons the same year VM did but didn’t realise till recently) I’m sure I’ll be able to work Latch into a ballet solo. Not that I’m gonna rip off chore just ✨inspired✨ by..
Anyway.. just some personal babbling, and to say sorry if I’ve been a bit absent on here it’s just that I’ve been really tired and physical/mental recovery takes longer than it use to (older +major surgery not long ago 😬) plus the school is 3 hours travel time away from me.. but I’ve been really happy- like happier than I’ve been in a long time, I didn’t realise how much i missed moving and creating. So yeah as I get more use to this weekly routine I’ll be able to manage my time on here better with /creating content/get back to working on the documentary..
Hope you all are feeling fabulous this week 💖
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rayneydayss · 1 year
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I found some CDs I burned at some point between 6th and 8/9th grade. No track list. Listening to them in order in the car and writing down the songs, and whether I still remember all the lyrics instantaneously (presently, a resounding yes)
Vol 1
1. Rolling in the Deep, Adele
2. All I Really Want, Alanis Morissette
3. Everything About You, One Direction
4. Stay The Night, Zedd ft Hayley Williams
5. Stole My Heart, One Direction
6. Lights, Ellie Goulding
7. Glamorous, Fergie ft Ludacris
8. Outta Nowhere, Pitbull
9. Call of the Zombie, Rob Zombie
10. Find You, Zedd ft Matthew Koma and Miriam Bryant
11. One Way or Another, One Direction
12. Hey There Delilah, The Plain White T’s
13. Clarity, Zedd, ft Foxes
14. Rude, MAGIC!
15. Make Up Your Mind, Theory of a Deadman
16. Echo, Trevor Moran
17. Kryptonite, 3 Doors Down
18. Fall Into the Sky, Zedd & Lucky Date ft Ellie Goulding
19. Blow Me One Last Kiss, P!nk
20. Best Song Ever (Official Music Video), One Direction
21. Timber, Pitbull ft Kesha
There was a little bit of a theme until track 9 hits lmao
Guessing this one was made around 2013?
I’m still this bad at making playlists btw it is all Vibes to me
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grfllls · 2 years
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You know what would be cool?
A The Adam Project au for Gravity Falls.
A future time-traveling fighter pilot Dipper crashes into gravity falls during the summer of 2013 (or 2012)
Injured, and trying to get to supplies, so he can patch himself up better; he runs into someone (this could be his past 13/12 year old self, one of his friends, or family. You take your pick)
They take him back to the shack (for the first aid kit), and his identity as future dipper is pretty quickly discovered.
Can they help future dipper?
(Maybe later, future Mabel could be even show up looking for her brother!)
Btw If it’s not taken, I think this au should be called “Project Falls”
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racingliners · 3 months
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F1 Re-Watch 2013: Round 15 - Japan
I swear I'm going to finish this before the 2024 season starts
The festive season just happened and we are now weeks away from the first launch of the 2024 cars (which bruh what is the passing of time).
So I'm keeping my pre-race blurb to a minimum, which is fine because apart from Seb winning and I think Grosjean briefly leading the race, I don't remember much.
the massive "We <3 Seb" banner in the grandstands 🥺
Okay: starting grid overview! Webber on pole, Seb P2. A win for the Martian girlies (gn). Lewis P3, Alonso P8, Jenson P10 and Jev P17
the Bernie hand puppets dvhfdjbvhfdbhsfjbhf
All bar Ricciardo and Pic starting on the mediums as opposed to the hards. (Though again this was in ye olden days when the Top 10 had to start on their quali tyre)
[Formation Lap]: oooh thermal tyre cam
and the mad dash of mechanics and engineers back to the garages
god I get whiplash now seeing Domenicali on the Ferrari garage now even though I know he was TP at that point. Safe to say I'm not enjoying him as F1 CEO
A wild Sam Bird sighting next to Ross Brawn (back when he was a Merc development driver)
cars lining up on the grid, here we goooooo
[Start/Lap 1]: Not Grosjean taking the lead way before turn 1
aaaaaaand backmarker nonsense at turn 1
nooooooo Lewis dropping down the grid
oh god Seb's saying he might have front wing damage, if him and Lewis made contact is2g
[Lap 2]: Right, top 5 is Grosjean, Webber, Seb, Rosberg and Massa
and Jenson is clinging onto P10, woo!
yup, Lewis had a rear right puncture, and now the rest of the carcass has come off 😭😭😭
He stops for the hards and his now plum last
[Lap 3]: rest of the race be nice to me PLEASE
I think the main reason why I don't remember much of this race is bc I would have watched it at my friends house bc she had Sky so it would have been 5 or 6am 🥲
argh, start reply and there's the tiniest bit of contact between Seb and Lewis but it was enough to give Lewis a puncture. pain.
[Lap 4]: And a Grosjean fastest lap for funsies
damn, Bono outright saying over the radio what Lap Lewis is pitting on, that never happens but I guess bc he wasn't in contention for the win at this point trying to hide strategy doesn't matter
[Lap 5]: Respectfully Brundle I don't want to hear you try and figure out what Seb's doing, let him cook.
Oh Lewis has floor damage too fml.
[Lap 7]: For once, Seb has listened to Rocky and has dropped to 2 seconds behind Mark
Also Jenson out of the points as Raikkonen takes P10 😭
Apart from Seb this race is currently an attack on me personally
[Lap 8]: and there's Massa being told to let Alonso by
Lewis in the pits to retire the car 😭😭😭
[Lap 9]: Jenson pits for hards, it's stupidly early so he's probably going to be on a three stop
[Lap 10]: a few other cars are pitting as well so it's probably going to be a three stop race
"Engine 21, engine 2-1" I'm having Malaysia flashbacks (that was Mark's engineer Simon Rennie)
[Lap 12]: And in pits Webber! Most likely for hards
"Button's really flying along nicely!" INJECT IT!!
and slowly the race starts to turn round for me
JENSON FASTEST LAP! STOP THE COUNT!!
I've never said anything bad about F1 ever I swear
[Lap 13]: and Grosjean pits form the lead, also for hard tyres. He also comes out ahead of Webber
so WOO Seb in the lead!
oops, Rosberg had an unsafe release. Mercedes' not good quite bad 2013 Japanese GP
[Lap 14]: "When is Vettel going to come in?" Ted sounding very concerned for Seb's strategy.
[Lap 15]: Ah, and in he pits! He also has hards on and has come out in P3
"He's having quite a scruffy afternoon." The fact that Seb being in P3 and going wide once and having one lock up shown on camera counts as scruffy is frankly hilarious. That's how good he was in 2013
(that's my goat!!!!)
Also drive through pen for Rosberg. Merc's very bad rather terrible 2013 Japanese GP.
(when was the last time we saw a drive through pen be used in current F1 btw???? It feels like forever)
[Lap 16]: Seb being 4 tenths faster than Grosjean and Mark in one sector alone, this is the good place
[Lap 17]: A Seb fastest lap 🥰
[Lap 18]: What is a polar bear (Ricciardo in a Toro Rosso) doing in Arlington, Texas? (P4)
ohhhhh he hasn't stopped yet nvm
[Lap 19]: There is a queue of at least three cars behind him however
[Lap 20]: Alonso gets past Massa, but the Ricciardo train has now gained another few cars
It goes all the way down to 10th djbhdfjbhfxb
WHAT THE FUCK Hulkenberg went down the inside of 130R and made it stick.
[Lap 21]: And Alonso gets past him on the main straight.
[Lap 23]: "Multi 3, Multi 3" What does it mean what does it all mean????
I legit hear multi-anything and my eye twitches
[Lap 24]: And a Webber fastest lap! he's either prepping for his second stop or also got triggered by the word multi and bolted
also also, Seb has to make it lap 33 to make the 2 stop strategy work
FUCK Jenson had a slow stop
When does Seb take the race lead and keep it I need it now
[Lap 25]: Like the way Grosjean is still leading and it being pretty much legit, wild
A JEV FASTEST LAP?????
Well thank you racing gods
[Lap 26]: And Mark makes his second stop bang in the middle of the pit window
[Lap 27]: Seb being told he's racing Grosjean and not Mark, inch resting
and it sounds like Lotus are trying to stretch his strategy out to the 2 stop
[Lap 28]: the gap between Seb and Romain is now 1.5 seconds 👀
"Put pressure on Grosjean" Bastard Seb about to be unleashed
[Lap 30]: and in comes Grosjean for I assume is his final stop. He takes on another set of hards and comes out in P3
[Lap 31]: Seb needs to eek out a tiny bit of lap time to have a pit stop gap over Romain, which will be slightly difficult since Grosjean is on the new set of tyres
oh god not Perez having a slow stop too. McLaren be suffering
[Lap 32]: and Ricciardo nets us our third drive through penalty of the race for leaving the track and gaining an advantage.
I've seen more drive through pens in this race than I have in the past 5 years
[Lap 33]: and now everyone bar Rosberg, Vergne and Pic is on the hard tyres
[Lap 34]: Massa gets the fourth drive through pen of the day for speeding in the pitlane
somehow my Grandma will get a drive through pen despite being 91 and not having a driving licence
[Lap 36]: Seb apparently has a new set of mediums left, interesting.gif
and his gap to Grosjean is still around 20 seconds when he needs 22 in theory, but if he's going to be on the faster and fresher tyre on the end he maybe doesn't need to have a pit stop gap to him
[Lap 37]: And Seb pits!
He takes on another set of hards and comes out in third.
"That's Grosjean in front of you, go and get him." Okay now we're going to unlock bastard Seb. Cheers Rocky.
[Lap 38]: Haven't done a top 5 overview in ages: it's Webber, Grosjean, Seb, Hulkenberg and Alonso
What is a polar bear (Hulkenberg in a Sauber) doing in Arlington, Texas? (P4)
[Lap 40]: Seb is 6 tenths behind Grosjean, with a fastest lap to boot
*jaws music plays in the background*
[Lap 41]: And Seb takes P2 on the main straight!!!!
He is 14 seconds behind Mark who still needs to stop
[Lap 42]: Meanwhile Jenson has made his final stop and is back out in 14th place 🥲
[Lap 43]: Aaaaaand in comes Mark for his final pit stop
ooh for the medium tyres! and he comes out in third place
meanwhile Jenson overtakes Sutil for... P13
so the top 5 is now: Seb, Grosjean, Webber, Hulkenberg and Alonso
ouch, Perez got a rear puncture from contact with Rosberg
[Lap 45]: Webber fastest lap
He's about 5 and a bit seconds behind Seb 👀
[Lap 46]: Alonso gets past Hulkenberg for P4!!
[Lap 47]: Grosjean barely staying in P2 going into turn 1
[Lap 48]: And still Grosjean is ahead going into the first corner
[Lap 49]: 🚨5 laps remaining klaxon!!🚨
and, you guessed it, Grosjean is still in P2. Mark just isn't getting the traction he need out of the final chicane to be able to overtake him on the main straight
[Lap 50]: aaaand now Grosjean and Webber are coming into traffic
1 on 1 battles are so fascinating to watch unfold when your faves aren't involved
[Lap 51]: The way Webber is literally on Grosjean's gearbox now
[Lap 52]: of course Webber took P2 driving into turn 1 for the drama.
It was a saucy move ngl.
[Lap 53]: FINAL LAP!!!
ahem, TV feed please show me my boy
(not that Gutierrez v Rosberg isn't important. I just want to see Seb)
There he is!!!!!
[Finish]: And Seb wins the Japanese GP!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🍾
P2 - Webber, P3 - Grosjean, P4 - Alonso, P5 - Raikkonen, P6 - Hulkenberg, P7 - Gutierrez (in what was his first ever F1 points!!), P8 - Rosberg, P9 - Jenson and P10 - Massa
Well that was a bit of a slow burn race, but it was really fun to see the 2 stop vs the 3 stop play out and have a proper on track battle between the top 3 cars.
Next race - India 🥹
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DNP Rewatch: We're Moving Out
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Date video was published: 04/25/2017 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 342
I’m back from my holiday hiatus! This is a great video to start a new year of posts with.
Time for the moving (to the second London flat) announcement video! I already know I’m going to say way too much about this one. Dan teased this video before it was posted.
0:01 - I love Dan’s little knowing smile at the start that this is going to be a “big deal” sort of video
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0:08 - “ascending to another dimension” is what Dan thinks would have to happen for Phil to stop making videos, apparently
0:11 - “none of us would be surprised if you were an alien, Phil” somehow I have no memory of that line in this
0:16 - they’re so deadpan about it, but also maybe they just seem exhausted
0:25 - oh my god at them having already lived together for almost 6 years total at this point all they was back in 2017...time has no meaning
0:35 - yeah Dan’s on that same page
0:38 - ahhhh, flashback to THE WARDROBE
0:44 - I love their commentary on this
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0:50 - you can actually see this thought go through Phil’s head
1:11 -  love how casual they are about of course they’re moving to a new place together. (I remember lots of different speculation at the time, not just that they were moving but maybe moving to separate places...lol.) Dan’s stare at the camera says he’s seen some of that
1:20 - and in these shots they have things in such random places...the mess disturbs me but I guess understandable when getting ready to move
1:21 - lol at the box with the lemon humidifier from 5 Things I Regret Buying; very important to pack I guess
1:27 - king of comedy Phil emphasizing “stuff” in the annotation
1:33 - that would disturb me in a dark apartment at night
1:42 - flower crowns from Pastel Edits
1:48 - Phil is way too into that idea...and of course “we” could move
1:59 - Dan is already done with moving and they haven’t even actually moved yet
2:07 - Dan’s face as soon as Phil says “penetrated” is quite something
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2:23 - Dan leaning in to Phil poking his head...alrighty
2:30 - more than 2 years actually...the first time Phil tweeted about being annoyed by drilling was 2012(!) and then several more times - 1, 2, 3
2:44 - frolicking with a non-specific celebrity here...Dan looks like he has heard Phil talk about this several times
2:55 - yeah that could not have been helpful for filming
3:24 - Phil with the sweet explanation
3:30 - they somehow have the thinnest...5:13 - and thickest walls of all time, lol
3:38 - Dan talked about these noises in the now-privated tour of the first London flat video he did shortly after they moved in
3:54 - those poor neighbors actually
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4:20 - jumpcut into Dan giggling
4:36 - just yikes...also “crack-cam” and the battery slowly draining 😂
4:46 - again with the mess especially straighteners (that Dan’s not using at this point, btw...) and other things plugged in makes me so nervous
5:03 - footage from 2017 WANTS ME DEAD
5:24 - maybe why they moved into a much newer building here and a complete new-build for the forever home
5:30 - “that’s happened a few times” very nonchalant there
5:37 - don’t remember if that footage was ever in a video before, but Phil did tweet about mice back in 2013 (1, 2)
5:52 - even Phil’s sarcasm is coming out a bit here
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6:00 - why did they keep that for so many years if they hated it
6:10 - I have questions but I don’t think I want to know the answer... 😳
6:16 - the props box! that comes as-is (to the filming flat)
6:22 - pretty sure that wig was a reject from the Pastel Edits video, not the anime video
6:28 - okay Phil...
6:32 - this is so cute and I love Dan’s little giggle behind the camera about them doing this
6:51 - awww, I love piano Dan and that he’s planning to get another one (and now... 😭)
6:57 - ahahaha...is the butt chair the thing Phil hates like Dan hates the golden pig?
7:12 - “that’s Phil’s request” 🥺 
7:13 - again with the mess, help
7:18 - would love to know about the decision to leave this bit in the video
7:37 - that does seem like the worst design decision
7:52 - we’re keeping the sofa crease (but only in the filming flat)
8:00 - Phil had also tweeted about injuring himself on that coffee table (1, 2)
8:14 - ahahaha, DanAndPhilCRAFTS
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8:25 - it really was but they did make it work
8:37 - “they have definitely seen a lot of butts”...great. also Dan has a cross-stitch of one of his tweets there
8:40 -  🎵 too many stairs. too many stairs...too many stairs 🎵
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9:01 - is that that bathroom window...you can definitely see through it 👀
9:10 - the reassurance there
9:24 - I love the “wot...no.” 😂
9:39 - awww Phil with his nostalgia
9:51 - also the reminiscing is too much 😭
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9:54 - more from THE WARDROBE
10:08 - “this new place is going to look exactly the same...” I really think they had planned to mostly just show the filming flat (with most of the “Dan and Phil” stuff in it and keep the living flat private, but they got lazy with that pretty quickly after the move. The first glimpse of the living flat was on Phil’s Instagram.
10:19 - this is the last video on Phil’s channel from this flat. One more on Dan’s channel though
10:32 - this outro footage must have been filmed later after they had more packed
10:33 - I also want to talk about the post-it note system they seem to have in this. They don’t mention it here, but Phil talks about using a similar system during the next move. There are two post-it colors in this video: blue - 7:00 on the full-length mirror; 10:38 on the other full-length mirror; and pink - 7:50 on the lounge rug, 7:57 on the Hulk and Iron Man pictures; 10:35 on Dan’s bedspread (I think?) and the black desk; 10:38 on some of the art from Phil’s wall. I’m pretty sure they were using blue to indicate what went to the living flat and pink for what went to the filming flat, because that is where all of those things end up
I love this video a lot. I think they must have filmed this ahead of the Australia trip that I talked about in the last post, because they seem to have moved almost immediately after getting back. Although with DNP and their usual lack-of-planning-ahead, who knows, ahahaha.
They had moved (but were still unpacking) by April 27 when they did a live show from the new place. Dan also shared this amazing creep shot that Phil took the day before that. 
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I’ve made a diagram for y’all:
April 22, 2001: Shrek
June 5, 2008: Off
April 13, 2009: Homestuck
November 25, 2010: Danganronpa
October 25, 2011: Homestuck hiatus post-Cascade
November 5, 2011: Orenronen’s SA LP
November 11, 2011: A6 kicks off
December 24, 2011: Karkalicious
July 26, 2012: Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
September 4, 2012: Homestuck Kickstarter
December 11, 2012: Orenronen’s SA LP for sdr2
April 14, 2013: 1 year megapause
(Off becomes the game du jour for some rsn)
(found this article about it: https://indiehellzone.com/2020/02/19/how-off-took-off/, cheering. Quote below is from different article on same site btw) “Mortis Ghost was on the RPG Maker Cola podcast a while ago, giving a bunch of behind the scenes stuff where he was just as confused about the rise of OFF as I was.” This… is hilarious
June 12, 2013: end Megapause
June 24, 2013: Undertale Kickstarter
October 16, 2013: Gigapause
February 11, 2014: unexpected US localization of sdr
October 16, 2014: End Gigapause
September 15, 2015: Undertale
November 6, 2019 at 2:19 am: ⬇️
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If they age up Tim they have to age up Damian too
that's... really not how it works in comics my dude. Ages are inconsistent between characters... like all the time. Like even very specifically using Tim & Damian as examples.
Damian was 12 by the end of the New 52 era, he turned 13 in the DC Universe: Rebirth book (there's a panel of him with his birthday cake and everything), and he just turned 14 now in Infinite Frontier as stated in Robin #1.
We have not gotten an age for Tim aside from 16 that entire time. The earliest mention I recall off the top of my head for Tim's age in the New 52 is in Batman & Robin Eternal #1 where he says he's 16, but it is worth noting that comic wasn't until 2015 so pretty shortly before Rebirth started... however in 2013, far earlier in the New 52, he had sex with Cassie in TT Vol. 4 #17 (and they bring it up at least three times after, like, it's not just something implied and then entirely forgotten) and I really doubt they'd have gotten the OK to have a character under 16 do that considering ya know age of consent in the United States and the fact that we already knew for sure Cassie was 17 since TT Vol. 4 #1, so I feel it's... pretty heavily implied he'd been 16 the whole time. The most recent time his age was mentioned on panel was in Detective Comics (2016) #937 during Rebirth where he indicates he's still 16. Now it has been several years since then so he easily could have aged and they just neglected to mention it... but until they actually do we are still stuck working with the assumption that he's 16.
So Damian has for sure gone from 12 -> 13 -> 14 in the same time Tim has gone from 16 -> 16 -> presumably still 16 until we hear otherwise.
Also for shits and giggles lets throw in the fact that Dick went from 21 during the New 52 (Secret Origins (2014) #8) to being nebulously 'mid-twenties' (which as a range is typically defined as around 24-26) in Rebirth (Nightwing (2016) #43) so he's also aged at least a few years... in this same time Tim has stayed 16.
So yeah, these things are... not kept consistent with one another like, at all.
anyways Tim & Damian used to have a 7 year age difference before the reboot, and these days Infinite Frontier is randomly restoring things from back then (we just fucking got THE AGENDA back from Kon's 90's solo. anything is possible) so really they could just. at any moment decide to say 'oh yeah btw Tim's actually [x slightly older age] now' and it wouldn't really need to effect anyone else because it'd honestly just be setting him back on a course that made more sense, ya know? 🤷‍♂️
Also I'm just putting it out there I really do not want to have ANOTHER big debate about ages right now, in my inbox or on this post. like this topic... comes up very regularly and I am kinda tired of citing the same things and having the exact same discussion over and over again dsgfhgf, the comics are always gonna be bad and inconsistent about things like this and to a certain extent we've just gotta shrug and move along
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thanks for tagging me @kouzaires @belenav & @lukabby <333
1. Why did you choose your url?
i actually didn't, a friend of mine came up with it for me! i sadly lost contact to her but my url stays special so i'll keep it forever <3
2. Any side blogs?
i used to have a sideblog for my art (got eliminated after the nsfw ban ahum) and one for my photography. i dont really have much time for taking pictures anymore so it went dead :/
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
2013.... thats soooo long omg.. but i had a lot of inactive phases jdkjdjdk
4. Do you have a queue tag?
no :D
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
uuuuh.. i think i wanted to make a little diary at first.. (which is why my friend chose this url for me btw) but i ended up fangirling over games and all kinds of stuff! especially assassin's creed at that time <3
6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?
well- i mean... cause manu yk. no but especially this one cause i love his smile so much. its so warm 🥺
7. Why did you choose your header?
same reason tbh 🥺
8. What’s your post with the most notes?
i thiiiiiiink the one where BVB is fighting sporting jsjsjksjk
9. How many mutuals do you have?
around 18 i think <3
10. How many followers do you have?
227 but i think the majority is inactive by now!
11. How many people do you follow?
693.................. i need to go throught them someday and sort out the inactive ones too omfhhfjdhjfd
12. Have you ever made a shitpost?
.....i guess i have 🥸
13. How often do you use tumblr each day?
maybe a bit too much tbh...
14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
actually yes.. but that was like 6 or 7 years ago
15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
dont like pressuring people into smth like this! its a big no from me!
16. Do you like tag games?
absolutelyyyyy 😏
17. Do you like ask games?
yessssss
18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
def @goretzkastits @dieclownschaft !!!!!
these two are the reason i started blogging about football! i was kinda insecure and unsure if all of this was even a thing here on tumblr, and look where we are now! thanks to jade and juli <3333
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
all of them are hot and sexy and i want yall to have the best day possible!!!💙💙💙
also wanna take this as a chance to say thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!! i am still a bit overwhelmed by all the love everyone here is giving me! 🥺 i think i already said that but this feels like family to me by now! you're amazing, each and everyone of you!! i love you all besties! 💙💙💙
tagging: @leonardy-caprio @greenkit-bestkit @theblxefox @anothersherlockian @breathethatfire and everyone who sees this and wants to do this!!! <33
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Illusion
Oh, Perrie...
Perrie was started as a PR stunt, but I don’t believe it was intended to go as far as it did.  I think Perrie was always much more invested in Zayn than he was in her. She was on the same show that Zayn was discovered on, and they were introduced to each other by the show and were being managed by the same management team. I think it started as a great friendship and benefits and she tolerated all the crap surrounding Zayn because it benefited her by keeping her names in the news.  I think she was introduced because management was scared about no one in 1D had girlfriends, especially not the really friendly Zayn and Harry.  Arguably, the two best-looking heartthrobs in the group. I will always think of Perrie and Zayn as really good friends, that hooked up from time to time.  You can’t look at Perrie and be as comfortable with her, as Zayn clearly is in pictures if you don’t like them and trust them on some level.
I’ve lost the notion that she was a beard, because I’ve lost the opinion Zayn was hiding who he is.  I don’t think he knew when they met, and I don’t think H was a intended to get inside his being the way I think he did.
Timelines:
According to various timelines you can find floating through the internet, Perrie and Zayn started dating around May of 2012.  They were engaged in August of 2013.
Shortly after Zayn and Perrie become a thing, Perrie has to delete her Twitter account because of all the hate directed her way, and fans were convinced that her relationship with Zayn is fake.
The first rumors about cheating occurred in August 2012.  After rumors circulate Zayn quits Twitter on August 21, 2012.  On September 25, 2012, the Chrystabel Riley audio is released.  In the Audio, in which there is clearly more than one girl in the car, Zayn is telling the girls how to get past security and get to the 17th floor.  “If Harry wants booty he has to wait, did you say”(which still makes me laugh...btw...) Chrystabel Riley is the name of the 1D stylist at the time.  https://youtu.be/jSEM0zZq9T4
January 27, 2013, Zayn is rumored to have cheated on Perrie with Australian waitress Courtney Webb.  According to her, they met at a nightclub, he brought her and some friends back to his house, and they had a moment. She has pictures of him kissing her cheek, and of him sleeping in his bed.  Apparently, she put him on blast because he called her a taxi upon awakening.  
Zayn’s “Take Me Home” tour begins in London, on February 23, 2013.  They have an eight-day break between March 23, 2013, and March 31, 2013, between Birmingham, England, and Liverpool, England.  The 9-day break between April 20 and April 29, 2013, between Manchester, England, and Paris, France. The 4-day break between May 12 and May 16, 2014, between Hamburg, Germany, and Zurich, Sweden.  13-day break between May 26 and June 8, 2013, between Lisbon, Portugal, and Mexico City, Mexico.
June 2013 he gets his tattoo of Perrie
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26-day break from August 10 to September 23, 2013, between Los Angeles, California to Adelaide, Australia.
August 1-19, 2013: He proposed.  Later stating that the was quite sick afterward.  Could have just been nerves with his anxiety, or it could have been something else...
August 20, 2013: Zayn and Perrie attend the world premiere of “One Direction: This Is Us” together in Leicester Square, London.  Didn’t walk the carpet together because he had to do that with 1D.
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August 27, 2013: US Premiere with 1D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPSsmcVserA
August 30, 2013:  “This Is Us” was released internationally
September 26, 2013:  Perrie states in an interview, that they haven’t even started planning anything yet. She doesn’t wear makeup in their video chats.
October 2013 Perrie tells Bliss magazine that “she’s on cloud nine” over the engagement and ring.
November 29, 2013:  Zayn has an interview with Glamour magazine talking about his upcoming wedding to Perrie.  Still don’t have a date or location yet.
December 2013:  Zayn and Perrie are at the zoo for a date.
January 2014: New Years Party, IG post by Perrie.  Perrie dressed as Cleopatra and Zayn as Edwards Scissorhands.  
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January 7, 2014, reported that Zayn was getting a new tattoo, and Perrie shows up after the work is started, only to be turned away by the number of fans outside the shop.
January 2014 visited Disneyland together for Zayn’s 21st birthday.
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March 29, 2014, Zayn and Perrie were pictured together with a fan on Twitter
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May 2014 Zayn buys Perrie’s mom a house.
May 22, 2014, Zayn meets and spends time with Perrie’s Grandmother.  IF he is meeting her for the first time, that’s just weird...almost a year into the engagement.  The grandma stated to the Mirror (I know...) “Meeting him for the first time went very well, it was a pleasure to meet him”
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July 11, 2014 Kiss on Perrie’s 21st birthday. 
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Zayn set up an amusement park at a home in Hertfordshire and hosted a birthday party in her honor. 
My favorite picture from the event.  I believe at this point their relationship is 100% shown.
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Sometime in March 2015, Perrie went shopping with Trisha and Safaa in London
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March 14, 2015:  Zayn performs in Bangkok, Thailand
Mar 17, 2015 Pictures surface of Zayne holding a girl’s hand in Phucket, Thailand.
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March 18, 2015, Zayn Tweets:
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March 19, 2015, Left 1D to fly back to the UK - Sighting stress and anxiety as the motive behind the choice to leave.
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March 25, 2015: House hunting with Perrie
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March 31, 2015: Perrie and Zayn join Zayn’s family out on town vacation with his family
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April 17, 2015: Zayn attends the Asian Awards with his Mom
May 2015:  Perrie tells a magazine that she doesn’t have a wedding date set.
June 2015:  Perrie tells Capital FM that she’s tired of being asked about the wedding
July 9, 2015: Reportedly purchased a house with Perrie
August 2015 Ended Relationship with Perrie 
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gimme-a-chocolate · 3 years
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tag game ✨
i was tagged by @jaewany ty justine!! 🥰
1. why did you choose your url?
my url is from a song that jo jung suk sang in Oh My Ghost and i’m a huge jjs fan so… plus my old url was embarrassing so i had wanted to change it for a while (ty @haeyeongs for helping me with my redirect💕💕💕)
2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.
lol i have a multi kpop sideblog ( @hearteyedfairy, kind of new), a dormant bts sideblog (@smol-namjin) and a totally dead fyeah sideblog (lmao I’ve been on tumblr too long). Also a member of @kdramadaily
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
errrr 2012 or 2013?
4. do you have a queue tag?
no I never queue lmao
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
i used to post memes and and screencap posts on pinterest and then kinda graduated to tumblr lolol
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
my fav + hearts. btw angela made this lovely icon for Valentine’s day💖
7. why did you choose your header?
eek I just realized I don’t have a header lol
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
i think it was an heirs meme that got 4,000 notes?  Idk lol
9. how many mutuals do you have?
Idk how do I check lmao
10. how many followers do you have?
not sure bc I never check lol
11. how many people do you follow?
not many, maybe 200?
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
prob not rly but i’ve made plenty of irate drama comments and have reblogged a lot lol
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
daily lol but I haven’t been giffing in a while
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
i guess so?  Maybe twice but it was about legit things, not like a fandom/ tv show argument (not that fandom arguments aren’t legit - i just tend not to get involved in those)
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts
tbh they rly bug me bc imo they tend to be kind of self-righteous but they usually make me feel guilty enough to reblog lol. i mean i get the whole using your platform to get important messages across but my platform is so small i feel like it doesn’t rly matter?
16. do you like tag games?
yes!!! more pls lol
17. do you like ask games?
yes but sometimes I get like no asks and sometimes a lot so it’s hit or miss lol
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
not sure I have any? 
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
a couple hehe 
20. tags? @surii, @cuddlybitch, @gangtaes , @belsmultifandommess, @yesdramas, @deokmis, @baek1nho, @lavenderbyun, @therukurals, @chaeunwoo, @baijingting, @koreandragon,. @kimsunho, @haeyeongs, @kateknowsdramas, @uppoompat, @liveasbutterflies 💞💞💞
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Batfam OC Headcanons
These headcanons are all about my superfamily, who I've dubbed the Shadefam. I have post dedicated to their basic info, here. I'm posting this for fun and to invite others to make their own super family or OC family with far too many headcanon and random chapters for a book that'll never be written.
BTW when I say S1, S2, or S3 I'm referring to the certain seasons in Young Justice
Buck- trans ftm taken in by Faith at age 12 because his father isn’t able to properly take care of him. (His dad loves and accepts him, but is very broke and wants what’s best for his son)
Hope is taken in by her sister at age 8 in 2013 when their mother died
Buck dates Bart for a period of time before they mutually agree to break up, both lowkey being attached to other teammates at the time (Jaime and Tim)
Faith is bi and doing fine
Grace is lesbian and freaking disaster
Hope is ace and valid
Buck is trans/gay and perfect
Cody is ace/aro and chillin with his homies
Faith and Grace had a fling for a few months but broke up mutually
Grace has a butch lesbian girlfriend named Joana
They always go to pride and their hero atls hang different pride flags the night before July 1st around the city
Hope lowkey grew up without really registering gender and doesn’t say hello to new people, but asks for their preferred pronouns
Bart’s the closest person to Buck in the Outsiders, being the only person that knows about his true powers as well as the few that knows his birth name
Goes to Bart or Garfield when he has a nightmare at the headquarters
Bruce payed for Buck’s top surgery after S2
Keith is the only straight person in the Shadows
Lily is pan and loves her frogs
Lily really likes frogs and has a small tank for them in her apartment
Hope has one frog gifted to her from her favorite aunt
Cody is the only person allowed to cook in the Manor
Cuddle piles when the enter family is together at their secret hideout
Cody is the only one that owns an actual house and they use the basement as their “hideout”
Lots of “Are the Straights Okay?” moments when the group is people watching during stakeouts
Grace being a flirt to everyone
Hope knowing every curse word at age 9 because her sister can’t shut up
Lots of scolding because of profanity
Faith smacking people upside the head
Cody is Buck’s go to when he’s feeling dysphoria when he’s with the fam
Family nights every friday cause none of them got the most normal lives (Faith lost her parents young as did Cody, Grace wasn’t accepted by her family and lost her parents before even turning 20, Hope only had her parents for 8 years, Lily never had a father and her mother is a thief, Buck lost his mother young and left his father before age 13, and Keith lived mostly alone with a constantly working father. Plus they’re all heroes so I mean none of them are remotely normal)
Cody entered the Shadefam after S3 and doesn’t know that he was previously working with Jason for a period of time
Very confused brother reunion when Cody and Jason meet again
The pair of them both worked for Ra’s a Ghul at the same time in the S3
Lily gives Buck a frog plush that he holds after nightmares at the headquarters
Faith does daily calls to her children
Faith was raised by Bruce, how could she not take in a small child that looks like a mini her
Faith being a mom to everyone, even her brother at times
Faith: “Cody… why are you not wearing any socks?”
Cody: “Why would I be wearing socks?”
Faith: “Because the floor is freezing! Now go put on some damn socks so you don’t get a cold!”
Cody: “But-”
Faith: “Do not try me Cody North Miers.”
Cody: “Damn… the middle name.”
Cody trying to keep Lily and Grace from getting killed on the field
Faith trying to keep Lily and Grace from getting killed off the field
Faith moves in with Keith after her amputation because he has a first floor apartment and she can’t do stairs yet
Keith finds out about MJ and Faith finds out about Hunter after he sneaks back in from a patrol before the accident
Grace and Lily are chaotic a hell, pushing themselves as far as they can during training and mission
They are the two that get hurt the most often
Though Faith always has the worst injuries cause she’s a mama bear that will leap in front of her children
Cody will get pretty severe ones as well when he jumps in front of Faith
Cody: “Why the fuck do you keep jumping in front of them?!”
Faith: “I am mama bear bitch!”
Cody: “Well stop being mama bear cause you’re going to get yourself killed one day.”
Faith: “I can’t die bitch!”
Cody and Faith being responsible adults and the most mature of the group, to being bickering siblings at each other's throats
It always ends up shocking the rest of the fam as well as the Team and the Batfam
Cody: “Can you grab me a pop?”
Faith: “The hell is a pop?”
Cody: “You know a Coke or Sprite.”
Faith: “You mean a soda?”
Cody: “Yeah a pop.”
Faith: “It’s soda!”
Cody: “Pop!”
Faith: “SODA!”
Cody: “POP!”
Halo: “Are they fighting over what to call a drink?”
Buck: “Yeah…”
The Shadefam is sort of a faction of the Batfam
Buck ships Bartuardo and got Hope to agree with him after she jumped ship from Bluepulse
Bruce is lowkey protective of Buck (he loves his grandson)
Buck is Alfred’s favorite of the Shadefam children
Cody and Faith are his favorites of the adults
Faith insists they eat dinner at the table together before leaving early to go invent
Grace and Faith have coffee addictions
Hope is not allowed near caffeine, neither is Buck
Lily shows up at Grace’s and Faith’s separate apartments randomly
Faith was the shoulder Lily cried in after Jason death
Bruce accidentally introduced Buck as his grandson to a board of people when he stopped by Wayne Enterprise
Bruce: “This is Buck, my grandson. He’ll be sitting in today because his mother is busy.”
The news outlets had a field day trying to figure out which Wayne kid was his parents and the person that they knocked up or got knocked up by. Many settled on Faith getting knocked up by some random guy before realizing the math didn’t work.
One outlet found out that Buck was born female and called him a “she” in their coverage of it.
Bruce lost it.
Bruce: “I read your coverage of my grandson. I would like to kindly ask you to pull that story.”
Reporter: “But Wayne sir.”
Bruce: “You misgendered my grandson. So either print an apology or I will be suing.”
Bruce does not stand for misgendering
Keith and Faith child’s godmothers are Grace and Joana
Hope and Buck are practically their child’s older siblings
Lily is the child’s favorite auntie
Keith leaves after their child’s birth
Keith: “Someone needs to be here in case something happens to you.”
Faith: “Nothing’s going to happen to me, Love.”
Keith: “Can you guarantee that?”
Faith: “...”
Keith: “That’s what I thought.”
Faith: “I’m not leaving.”
Keith: “I know. And I don’t blame you. You were built for the hero’s life. I wasn’t.”
Faith: “I swear I’ll be careful. For you and for them.”
Both Hope and Buck move to the Outsiders and later Buck leads the Team, leaving the Shadows.
Faith: “The Team? Buck that’s great!”
Buck: “I thought you’d be a bit more… I don’t know feeling the mode about this.”
Faith: “Why? Cause my little hodgepodge of a team is losing a member?”
Buck: “Well yeah.”
Faith: “Buck. The Shadows were just a covert team for the East. Plus it’s not like I’m really losing you. You are my son after all.”
Buck: “I know. And I’ll never forget that… Mom.”
Lily moved in with Jason and the two of them focused more on Gotham, Lily becoming a true Bat.
Lily: “So I guess I’m a Bat now.”
Faith: “Yup.”
Lily: “No longer a Shade.”
Faith: “The Shades were created by a Bat and consisted of like four current Bat members. The Shades are like a stepping stone.”
Lily: “I guess. I’m still gonna miss family nights.”
Faith: “The Shadows might be decreasing in numbers, but that doesn’t mean we’re ending Shade family nights. Bring along Jason, I’m sure he’ll have a ton of fun.”
Lily: “Yeah surrounded by youngins! He’ll be ecstatic!”
Faith: “Well he does need to prepare.”
Lily: “How the fuck did you know!”
Faith: “Wait, what!”
And that’s how Faith learned Lily was pregnant
Grace leaves the hero world once she and Joana get married and she becomes a criminal prosecutor, sealing the fate of the Shadows
Faith: “So you’re giving it up then?”
Grace: “The hero's life is great and every Faith, but.”
Faith: “I know. It’s a lot.”
Grace: “I mean I never wanted to be a hero, I just wanted to put the bad guys away. That’s what I’m doing now. Plus Joana always frets over me after a mission, even if nothing bad happened.”
Faith: “That’s pretty reasonable. Keith tends to exaggerate the smallest cuts.”
Grace: “So you’re not upset that you’re losing another member?”
Faith: “The Shadows were just a covert team for smaller crimes. I always have my back up with the League.”
Grace: “So the Shadows are done now?”
Faith: “For the time being.”
Cody never left the team, but with only two members it became more of a partnership. They continued to work together, with them assisting the League, Team, and Bats whenever they were needed
Even after the team breaks up, they all gather up once a month and hang out for board games, movies, or a patrol around the city for old times sake.
The older members (Faith, Grace, and Keith) do a lot of reminiscing while the “kids” (Buck, Lily, and Hope) just goan and roll their eyes as Cody listens to the tales of his sister and her friends
Lily and Jason never planned on having any biological children, but they did plan on taking in a street kid. They ended up with one biological child and one street kid
Cody becomes the next Bruce Wayne, training and taking in kids that need a good home
Grace and Joana have three kids, two of which have Grace’s abilities
The entire Shade family is always invited to Bat family reunions. Damian was very confused by the massive amount of people that showed up after Bruce told him he only had a “few” siblings.
Damian: “Eight is not a few Father.”
Bruce: “You have seven siblings Damian. Buck is your nephew.”
Damian: “He’s nearly 16 years older than me.”
Bruce: “Yes but he’s Faith’s son.”
Damian: “Reigns is only seven years younger than Miers.”
Bruce: “He still calls her mom correct?”
Damian: “Yes.”
Bruce: “And he calls me Grandpa?”
Damian: “Yes.”
Bruce: “Then he is your nephew.”
Damian: “But Kyle also calls her mom.”
Bruce: “Your sister does it as a joke to annoy your oldest sister.”
Damian: “Kyle is the only blood sibling I have here. Why must I consider the rest of these people siblings?”
Bruce: “Because they are.”
Damian: “Well… seven is still not a small amount of people.”
Bruce: “With the amount of people here, seven is a few.”
Cody is a light sleeper, waking at the slightest sounds
Grace sleeps like the dead, freezing water and banging pots are the only thing that wake her
Keith can sleep through stuff if he’s in a deep sleep, but also wakes to small shifts in the bed when Faith has a nightmare
Faith is another light sleeper, though not as light as her brother
Lily can and will sleep through anything that doesn’t sound threatening, aka wakes only to gunshots and the scrapping of a blade in its sheath
Buck is a deep sleeper, though often wakes to nightmares
Hope sleeps a lot like her sister, though she’s easier to wake up
When Cody wakes up, he’s up. If he’s woken up, a perimeter check is needed before he goes to sleep. If he wakes up on his own, he still does a perimeter check before going about his day
Grace doesn’t fully wake up until she’s had her eggs and instant caramel coffee
Keith rises with the sun full of energy after seeing Faith sleeping beside him
Faith wakes up tired and a little sluggish, needing black coffee to really wake up in the morning
Lily lives in a permanent state of sluggishness during daylight hours, she draws her power through the moon
Buck is always a bit tired, with usual bursts of random energy
Hope wakes with the sun cause she herself is a ray of sun
Faith & Keith child
Valarie (biological)
Cody’s children
Westly (adopted)
Conner (adopted)
Grace & Joana’ children
Derek (Grace’s biological)
Sophie (Grace’s biological)
Adrian (adopted)
Jason & Lily’s children
Charlie (street kid)
Jaden (biological)
Faith, Hope, and Grace are called the holy trinity as a joke
How Lily and Jason act
PDA constantly, it’s not huge things but it’s very clear that they are together
Nightmare comfort
Got together after Jason came back from the dead, working together as Red Hood and Scarlet Falcon
Were rivals of sorts before his death when Lily was still Misfortune. They fought a lot as Robin and Misfortune, though Faith refuses to let Jason take her in
Lily runs cold so she often wears Jason’s jacket
Faith gave both Lily and Jason the “if you hurt my sibling” lecture. Jason was terrified by it, while Lily shrugged it off
Faith: “You hurt my baby brother, I will hurt you tenfold. I will get a crowbar.”
Lily: “Reasonable.”
Faith: “If you hurt my baby sister, I will hurt you tenfold. I will get a crowbar.”
Jason: “Okay ma’am.”
Buck isn’t a meta but cursed
Hope gets killed in 2023 during the first mission that the team gets together after 2020
Shadefam split by 2020, with Keith, Hope, & Buck leaving in 2018, Grace leaving in 2019, and Lily leaving in 2020 with Faith moving from High Hills in 2019
Keith and Faith move after S3 in 2019 to Star City to man the Wayne Enterprise in the West and raise Valerie in a less crime-ridden area
Cody takes over protecting High Hills, taking on two wards
Grace and Joana move to a smaller town outside of New York so Grace couldn’t be dragged back into the Life
Lily lives with Jason in Gotham
Cody was almost taken by the Court of Owls to become a Talon (their mother’s death was a result of the Court) saved by the League of Shadows instead
Valerie
Metahuman with the True Sight ability
Born 2018
Year younger than Damian
Joins the Team as Seer
Connor
Eldest of the Shade children
Born 2014
Joins the family when he's seven
Loves musical theatre
Doesn’t do fieldwork and works as the man behind the screen for his brother and father
Westly
Second eldest of the Shade children
Born 2016
Joins the family when he's six
Works on the field with his father (Bullseye)
Mathlete
Derek & Sophie
Twins
Born 2019
Sophie is a shadow bender (Yin)
Derek is a light bender (Yang)
Both join the Life (much to Joana dismay)
Adrian
Same age as the “twins”
Born 2019
Doesn’t join the Life
Works with their mom (Joana) in the family jeweler shop
Charlie
Equal eldest Shade child (though entered the family far later than Conner)
Born 2014
Joins the family when he's nine
Doesn’t join the Life and studies pre-med to fix up his family
Jaden
(2020)
Joins the Life
When People Call Faith “Mom”
Cody, Grace, Dick, and Jason call her Mom as a joke or when she’s being to much of a mama bear
Grace: “Alright. Alright Mom. We’ll stop.”
Faith: “Don’t call me Mom Grace.”
Dick: “Alright… Mama Bear.”
Faith: “I will kill you Dick.”
Jason: “Oh don’t kill him Mum, he’s a good big brother.”
Faith: “-Jay.”
Cody: “Relax Mother. They’re just playing with you.”
Faith: “CODY!”
Lily does it as a joke most of the time, though often accidentally does it
Lily: “Jeez let up Faith I’m fine.”
Faith: “Fine? Lily, you nearly bled out an hour ago.”
Lily: “Yeah an hour a ago.”
Faith: “Sit the fuck back down you asshole.”
Lily: “Okay.”
Faith: “What were you thinking Lily? You could have been killed. You could have gotten Buck killed.”
Lily: “You quoting Lion King now?”
Faith: “Lily.”
Lily: “Sorry.”
Faith: “What were you planning, Lily? What if we couldn’t have gotten to you in time? What if Buck was in your place? What if we lost you?”
Lily: “I’m- I’m sorry Mom.”
Faith: “I know you- Did you just call me Mom?”
Lily: “Aaaa- no?”
Hope never means to call Faith Mom, but it does just kind of happen
Faith: “Time to get up, Hope. You got school in thirty minutes.”
Hope: “Mmmm.”
Faith: “Come on Hope.”
Hope: “I don’t wanna go Mom.”
Faith: “It’s only for seven hours, Hope.”
Hope: “Mmm. Fine.”
Faith: “Good. Be ready in ten please.”
Hope: “Alright M- Faith. I meant Faith… not Mom.”
Buck calls her Mom the most (besides her own daughter)
Faith: “Have fun sweety.”
Buck: “I will Mom.”
Faith: “You know I’m not old enough to be your mother.”
Buck: “I know Mom. And you know I don’t care.”
faith: “And neither do I in all honesty.”
Tim accidentally called her mom once, which her reflect response was “I’m too young to be your mother”
Faith: “Tim? What are you still doing up?”
Tim: “Working.”
Faith: “For how long?”
Tim: “... I’m on hour… 56?”
Faith: “Go to bed Tim.”
Tim: “But I just need 10 more hours to finish.”
Faith: “Nope. You’re going to bed.”
Tim: “Hey! Put me down!”
Faith: “No. Tim you are a growing boy who needs to sleep.”
Tim: “But I have to-”
Faith: “Sleep! You have to sleep.”
Tim: “Put me down Faith.”
Faith: “Alright.”
Tim: “No I’m not going to bed.”
Faith: “Yes. Yes, you are.”
Tim: “I don’t need you to tuck me in Faith. I’m a grown man.”
Faith: “You’re a seventeen-year-old boy, not a grown man. Now go to bed.”
Tim: “Mmm. Fine. Good night Mom.”
Faith: “I’m too young to be your mother.”
Tim: “...”
Faith: “Good night Timmy.”
Damian also did it by accident once (Jason never let him live it down)
Faith: “I’m fine guys. Just a bit banged up.”
Jason: “Just a bit?”
Dick: “Faith you were held captive for nearly three weeks.”
Tim: “We stayed up endless nights to get you back.”
Lily: “We got to you to find you with a punctured lung and a broken arm.”
Faith: “Yes. But I’m fine now.”
Bruce: “You’re off patrol for the next three weeks and I’ll make sure you get a week off from work.”
Faith: “I don’t need that Bruce. I’ll be fine going back to work and I doubt three weeks probation is needed.”
Damian: “You nearly died Mother!”
Everyone: “Mother?”
Faith: “...”
Tim: “Did you just call Faith Mother?”
Dick: “Well it certainly wasn’t a joke.”
Jason: “I think the demon needs a mommy figure.”
Damian: “Shut up Todd!”
Jason: “Demon misses his mommy!”
Damian: “I said SHUT UP!”
Faith: “Enough! Both of you! Damian get off your brother! Jason stop teasing your brother.”
Damian: “...”
Faith: “Thank you. Now. Damian I’m fine. I’ve been through far worse.”
Lily: “No you haven’t.”
Faith: “You do remember that I got into a car accident where I lost my leg, right?”
Lily: “... Right.”
Faith: “Now I’m going to go watch a movie cause I’ve been stuck in a wooden chair for a few weeks and I have a strange urge to watch Ratatouille.”
And that's it for now. I might make another post about these guys, maybe I won't, depends if people like this.
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