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#i was in a fancy hoity toity restaurant and i ordered my steak well done
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The perfect steak
#lol
#the perfect steak
#🥩
#food
#steaks
#cooking
#the 1st time i went to paris
#i was in a fancy hoity toity restaurant and i ordered my steak well done
#and the waiter looked at me like i had just assaulted his mom
#and he said - sir that isnt necessary we know how to cook here
#he said that shit with some attitude too - but i insisted on well done
#and he let out a long ass audible sigh
#lowered his head and went back to the kitchen
#visibly annoyed with me
#and within moments the head chef!! came out to my table and said
#sir did u want your steak well done? your waiter doesnt speak english very well
#and when i assured him thats exactly what i wanted he looked like
#he saw a unicorn or something - and he shook his head and looked over to the waiter
#and the waiter had this *see?!! i told you so* look on his face
#and tbh i was kinda amused at it all
#i wasnt even a little bit mad - i understand how some artists get all up in their feelings abt their craft
#and when the steak came the waiter made a big fuckn show of it
#he was all like - here sir is your *well done* steak
#practically yelled it lol
#and that shit was sooo good too
#and the service was on point
#i made sure i left a super big tip bc i didnt wanna be *that guy* the shitty american
#also - the 1st meal i ever cooked for a date looked *exactly* like that
#luckily she liked me and actually tried to eat it - i took pity on her and ordered pizza bc my shit looked like congratulations
#ended up being a really good 1st date. anyway this twitter thread just reminded me of all that
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