Apparently circa 18-21 I was “mastercoded” and now at the ripe old age of 25 I’m “doctorcoded” and I’m not going to think too hard about this at all
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idk if it's just hyperbole or not but if you literally think regular ketchup is spicy you should get your iron checked
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Me: I wanna write down and share an idea I have! It’ll just be a short description to get the idea out!
Me: *writes 1000 words of the story idea instead*
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love when new people come in and rb extreme penis mary from me. they don’t even know what’s about to hit them. chemicaljacketslut and 26 others reblogged your post
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will i go to my parents’ house, eat my leftovers from the other night and immediately leave tomorrow? maybe. maybe
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