#i was too busy thinking about paper mario the thousand year door and diary of a wimpy kid 24/7 to realize that it would be the same amount

[distantsprings]

when i was in kindergarten my mom would pack me a school lunch (too picky from the autism to want to try school lunch) and the main food of it would typically be frosted mini wheats.

of course being like 5 years old i got tired of them very quicky so instead of eating them, i would violently smash them to make it look like they were crumbs instead of the whole mini wheats. 

the cafeteria people pretended to not care that i wasnt eating my mini wheats which always made it very confusing when my mom could somehow tell i did not eat any of the huge bag of mini wheat strings.

#junieposting #story i think about a lot #i did a lot of stupid shit at school #my friends could tell you most of them #this one is just the silliest to me though #i was too busy thinking about paper mario the thousand year door and diary of a wimpy kid 24/7 to realize that it would be the same amount #of mini wheat in the bag #crushed or not #also before anyone asks my mom tried to give me sandwiches #but the way the meat made the bread wet after being in my lunch box all day #was overstimulating in the worst way possible #food ment