#i wasn’t gonna do it

[jessieroses]

Dear Joanne Kathleen Rowling,

#jk rowling #fuck jkr #harry potter #every day it gets harder to separate the art from the artist with harry potter #i would be lying if i said my WIP book series wasn’t heavily inspired by harry potter and helped me feel less alone at a messy time in life #but i would also be lying if i said i do not fucking support jk rowling's bullshit words #bullshit isn’t even the right word #this is why the highest honor for my book series would be it being considered better than harry potter #anything to discredit this bitch #trans rights #trans rights are human rights #respect my trans homies or i'm gonna identify as a fucking problem

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[luneariann]

Doodle :P

#guys consider…. jjk au #im probs not gonna do anything w this I just wanted to see Chuuya in the uniform lol #cuz he must slay in every universe idk #also Dazais there #idk what he’s doing #I was thinking he’s mby more of a political figure? #or smt along those lines? #that or a curse mby #I wasn’t sure #anyway #ely art #bsd #skk #chuuya #dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #chuuya nakahara #chuuya nakahara fanart #bsd skk #skk fanart

[fuumiku]

ACNH AU but it’s just Chil as Tom Nook giving out lax loans to people in need with his half-foot guild, and his close friend Isabelle Marcille helping out and hanging around. Been playing ACNH and came to the realization that Tom Nook & Isabelle give Chil & Marcille energy, and immediately had to draw it…

Man wanted to retire early but still hasn’t stopped. What I want for post-canon Chilchuck is just for him to have Tom Nook energy fr fr

#Dungeon meshi #acnh au #chilchuck tims #marcille donato #meijack #Flertom #Puckpatti #Chilchuck’s family #Marchil #To me they’re the Everything Everywhere All at Once thing where doing taxes together is the most romantic thing #At first I wasn’t gonna put Marcille in a pencil skirt but. She’s rocking it #Also was gonna give Mei tims shoes but forgot. She still got her knee-high shoes swag tho #The thing is Marcille DOES have dog energy it’s just that unlike Laios she’s like… A pomeranian or smth #Chil got divorced bc there were never non work-related vacations. Get that island cash my guy #I had fun putting details on the board #Saw a localization of Laios as Laois the other day and I have taken psychic damage #Listen I’m sure canon Chil has a very neat handwriting. Sorry for the character assassination #But also??? Illiterate rates have gotta be high for the Dungeon Meshi world right. I ponder it a lot #I am sorry that I accidentally made Chil look like Christopher Robin in that last one… I apologize

[happyheidi]

ig: ki.ly

#cottagecore #interior #japanese aesthetic #oops wasn’t gonna post this #at least not yet but ok #haha let’s let it live #minimalism #interior inspo #how do I tag this lolol #idk I just really like it! #bedroom #cozycore #cosycore #comfycore

[little-pondhead]

Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #tucker just putting new music on playlists and judging superheroes #they hate it #someone pissed Danny off and Tucker hacked into their shit and played the baby shark song for three hours #i queued this #y’all ever try to take a day off and your manager straight up tells you that you can’t #because everyone ELSE is taking that day off? #anyways in other news I broke a glass because I did not have the time to recover from last week 🥂 #honestly if it was the main manager working today I would have insisted that I need today off but it wasn’t #and I’m not gonna do that to the manager who was on shift because that girl gets put through enough stress #so by the time you see this assume I’m already in a coffin

[paladibun]

Aha ha

#stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #I wasn’t gonna do it but Jamie presented a very convincing argument #which was: please do it 🥺

[garmabawls]

“did you stay up playing video games again?”

#ninjago #lego ninjago #i love jay walker #jay walker #ninjago jay #suit jay #agent walker #said i wasn’t gonna draw suit jay anymore #but hdhfksjfhsjjfkf #he’s so cute #tried to do some things different #changing up my art style????? #hate coloring hair if u have tips plsssss #i swear lloyd is my fave character i just draw jay too much #zina draws

[foursaints]

no more infighting the diversity of taste in marauders fandom is my favorite thing about being here… just saw barty hate describing him as a creepy arrogant coward with emotional regulation issues probably hunched over a desk doodling dead animals and my instinctual response was 🥰🥰 hell yes he is….. that’s my boy 💞💞…… at the same time i love the marauders but it’s the most hilariously fruitless thing ever when i see someone trying to explain to me that the gryffindors MUST be more likable as characters because they are “kind” and “brave” and “not incredibly morally reprehensible”…… what if i like the spineless terrorist torturer character. what if i want him carnally. what if i’m saying he did nothing wrong and lovingly readjusting his house arrest ankle bracelet. where does that leave us now

#kat if you see this sorry for vaguing you. ily & i STAND WITH YOU! SPEAK! YOU WERE RIGHT! #also those ‘regulus is x y z and sirius is CANONICALLY a better person’ anons like……….. okay? #never gonna idealize and woobify and pamper a character unless he has a bodycount unfortunately #or those anons that are like ‘i hope reg suffers’ like omg do you not want to put your faves through Trials and Tribulations. #i would like him less if he wasn’t suffering ………. be so real. it’s narratively compelling

[unlawfulchaos]

Ice: OK Bradley, let's go through your homework. Which class first?

7 year old Bradley: Maths first, we're doing adding.

Ice, looking at the worksheet: Right. So if Mav has 16 cans of diet coke-

Bradley: Why does Mav have 16 cans of diet coke?

Mav, struggling to carry 16 cans of diet coke into the kitchen: None of your business, Baby Goose.

#ice was the parent that helped with bradleys homework #mav tried but would get confused because it wasn’t the method he was taught #i dont know why mav has so many cans of diet coke #neither does ice #its better to just let mav do what he's gonna do #dont try to understand his actions #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #mavdad and icepops #mavdad #dadmiral ice

[shalpilot]

just two guys chillin in the snow together nothin bad happening here

#one piece #wano spoilers #one piece spoilers #eustass kid #killer op #kidkiller #geese art #author’s note: skinny Kamazo strikes again #this time. it was bc I couldn’t decide if I was gonna do girl piece or not but decided I wasn’t and just kept it. largely the same HAH #i dunno I just think it’s compelling #plus it feeds even more into my ‘killer has to see kid not recognize him’ angst thing

[clarissasbakery]

WORDSPIDER!!

#my art #wordgirl #spiderverse fanart #across the spiderverse #becky botsford #violet heaslip #i wasn’t gonna do this but someone convinced me to #captain huggyface #wordgirl au #spider man #wordspider au #i guess #fanart #art #character design

[crit20art]

[ID: a greyscale digital drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives, peacefully spooning in bed. Jon is depicted as a short, thin British-Pakistani man with dark skin and many scars. He is the ‘big spoon,’ his arms wrapped around Martin’s upper body, holding one of Martin’s hands as he presses a smiling kiss to the top of Martin’s head. Martin seems to be fast asleep, expression at rest. He is depicted as a tall, fat, Vietnamese-Polish man, trans and non-op, with a medium, freckled skin tone. They both have short, dark hair, and wear only their undies. End ID]

i asked for some lovey-dovey jmart prompts and @fabricrustles wisely suggested big spoon Jon :,) @morning-softness suggested a top-of-head kiss so i had to add that too <33

#told myself i wasn’t gonna color this one and i sort of stuck to that?? had fun staying monochrome tho #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #magnuspod #jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives fanart #tma fanart #jonathan sims #Jon sims #the archivist #martin blackwood #martin k blackwood #doing thorough tags for this fandom is so embarrassing #why are we as a group using so many tags

[kimmykloo]

Tfw you dropped your phone 🐠🐟🐬

I love mermaids and just merfolk and decided to just draw Cove as one.

I struggled way too much with this, but might as well stop and just post it

#my art #our life beginnings & always #our life #artists on tumblr #our life: beginnings & always #cove holden #our life cove #mermaids #merman #merfolk #digital art #idk what am I tagging anymore #i was stuck on this for days and if I don’t stop I’m gonna be stuck on this longer #i had fun but this wasn’t my favourite to do #it’s a learning process I guess #also fk perspective #i used references #slightly burnt out because of things happening irl #but hopefully it’ll get better #hopefully this would make someone’s day or something idk #I’m not happy with this but I’ll try harder next time

[frayed-symphony]

My Linktober 2023 drawings

#zelda #loz #majoras mask #tears of the kingdom #ocarina of time #romani #saria #stone tower temple #myart #linktober #I wanted to do so much more but one month wasn’t enough to prepare #gonna stop beating myself up over it now #ack

[shannonsketches]

I’m playing TotK again because I don’t have TP available to me yet but can we talk about how the “Great Central Mine” is this close to the Gerudo border and how it is the only mine under central Hyrule, while there are two additional mines under Gerudo valley, both underneath the desert’s only natural water sources 🫠

#Ganon was rIGHT LOL #We’re not gonna talk about how they’re the only one’s with a cemetery down there !!!!!! #ANYWAY this has been your daily fuck the Zonai post from me lol #I said I wasn’t gonna start TotK discourse and here I am #do I know that this is game design for mapping symmetry yes #Do I also know that they could’ve done anything and chose to do this?? Also yes #No one can ever wonder why Ganon parked his happy ass under Hyrule castle #He said ‘if you’re gonna shit in the middle of my house I’m gonna shit in the middle of yours’