I love a sea burial as much as the next one BUT:
- it’s what the British Navy does and fuck em
- you have to weigh down the body . it feels too much like throwing him away . especially with the Ed suicide vision and Ed trying to drown his leathers imagery . it’s too dark
- there are only 4 land burials of pirates recorded in the Golden Age . all of them were Captains, because you have to go out of your way to do it . it’s an honour and a reverence to carry someone back to land with you
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Felicity at the start of this session: I have to keep taking care of all these small people while we fix things at this lake
Felicity at the end of this session: I. for my mental health and also because I'm extremely pissed at some of them. may have to tell all these small people to fuck off and leave me alone once we're done with this lake
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some silly creatures i bought :3
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There are very small flies in the my room and they won’t leave me alone because the only lights are my lamp and computer screen and if they don’t dispose of themselves soon I will be left with no choice but to kill everyone on this planet and then myself
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shoo them out of a window while screaming and waving your arms around. alternatively, learn to snatch them from the air with your superior reflexes. that will teach them
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Shoutout to Edgar’s pet sea lions from hell. Their names are Two-Scoops and Sugarcane (both of them are girls).
He stole them but they didn’t really mind, they’re both very endearing to him.
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Crazy how being by the sea actually DOES help me feel better. Like maybe 1800s doctors were on to something?!
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