Vaggie: "What do we say to the people we're fighting with, in the middle of a battle, right before we hit them?"
Charlie: "Sorry!"
Vaggie: "...no."
Charlie: "Whoops?"
Vaggie: "No?"
Charlie: "DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Vaggie: "Sweetie.... No."
Charlie: "Well what ARE we supposed to say!?"
Vaggie: "Nothing. Okay? We don't talk, we focus on staying alive."
Charlie: "Ohhh...."
Charlie: "...but, Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Yeah?"
Charlie: "What if somebody sneezes?"
Vaggie: "They're, trying to kill us. Do we really care if they sneeze?"
Charlie: "It just seems sad. Sneezing might be the last thing they ever do, and then no one even bothers with a "cheers" or "to your health" or- I guess since they'll probably be an angel- a "bless you" or anything!"
Vaggie: "You really wanna say "to your health" to an angel who might be doing their best to murder kill you?"
Charlie: "I just think having SOMETHING to say would make me FEEL better about the whole situation! You know?"
Vaggie: "..."
Charlie: "So! What's the cost-benefit assessment of sneeze-response battle safety?
Vaggie: "...you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met."
Charlie: "??? Okay!"
-in the next battle-
an exorcist: "AAAARRGH!!! ....aaah...AAA CHOOO!"
Charlie: "Oh oh! I know this one!!!" (heabutting them off the hotel roof with her horns) "YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER-"
Vaggie: (full of regret) "-NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!"
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Do you ever rewatch the merman scene and just
Ohhh 😥😭💙 ahhhhh!🙏💙🙏🪢 ohhhhhh ah AHHH ☀️🧜♂️🤝🫁👀😍😍😍
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"If you missed tatinof or ii you didn't live"
mexican phannies:
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Oh also are we not gonna talk about how neuvi's burst sound effect is literally a facking church bell about to condemn your souls? No? Just me?
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Eivor grappling with the part of her that is Odin and the part of her that is just her. Eivor not being sure where she ends and he begins. Eivor wanting to find peace and be kind but there's all this rage and Odin wants the rage to win. The trauma of her present life mingling with that of her past-life dreams and visions. She is a scared little girl and also an angry god running from all the things he failed to do, the people he failed to save, the fate he failed to escape and that haunts them both still. OHHHHH the things we could have had. I'm forever and ever bitter
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Myungha’s afterlife healing journey How-To:
Step 1) “I wish I could disappear” -> show him someone living a parallel of his life, save him from committing suicide like he did, and become invested in making his life happier
Step 2) “You don’t know how to love anyone” -> get Myungha to fall in love with said boy and reignite his battered heart by giving it an outlet
Step 3) “You don’t know how to be loved” -> make him realize that the missing piece to finally make the boy he loves and lives for happy is to let that boy love him in return. That he must take care of and care about what this boy loves, so he must love and take care of himself
Myungha’s self love healing journey complete!
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thinking about season 12 of drag race
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Hearing Sonic saying "Eu te amo também, Shadow" with Manolo Rey's voice unlocked a highly unbearable being inside me, I will never stop talking about it
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"Happy Anniversary, Guillermo."
"I made you a vampire."
"And look at who's next to you! It's me!"
Nandor really said "behold our eternal future together" IN EPISODE ONE. 🤣 My dude.
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"toph is head of Republic city police" WRONG
she's a teacher as her side job and single handedly re-established the earth rumble tournament while occasionally being the fire lord's personal lie detector/best friend she told me herself
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