#i will not be shaken

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

#spider man fanfics about to go hard #it's just such a funny rabbit hole #go to the Sephora Reddit and you can find the posts all about it yourself you can't miss em #it's one of the sol de janieo ones btw #so if you live in an area with wolf spiders and you use the purple one please tell us your experiences #sephora spider sex cream #Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss #panera lemonade #Sephora #spiders mention #spiders georg #srsly tho as someone with hyperthyroidism and likes lemonade I was Shaken when I heard abt Panera's charged lemonade

[melodicwriter]

When you read a fic so good that you’re beside yourself and don’t even know how to function

#fanfiction #ao3 #archive of our own #I actually don’t read fic that often #I spend my time writing it #so when I find something really good I’m like shaken to my core bc I’m alr not used to reading fic #but god… I need to do this more #the fic was so good it legit inspired me

[knife-filled-plushies]

so i saw a video of a cat getting thwacked in the face by a wagging dog tail and got this idea jfksjgjds

this probably happens quite often because catnap keeps forgetting to NOT rest in the crossfire of dogday's tail

#pastel draws! #smiling critters #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #dogday #catnap #i can imagine that at first by sleepy instinct catnap tries to physically stop the tail #then he just ends up getting shaken around and just decides to move to dogday's side djfdkjf #(do not tag as ship in any way please)

[hajihiko]

Weighted blanket (lifts weights + wet blanket)

#Kazuichi Souda #Nekomaru nidai #Soudanidai #an art #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #I just wanted to draw anxi0us Kaz bc I too feel like a shaken soda bottle often

[allisonreader]

I was trying for the life of me, to figure out the hymn I had stuck in my head. I thought it might be one song, but because I was remembering the lyrics wrong, I thought it couldn’t possibly be that song. Except that it was the song I was thinking it was. It’s just the confused lyrics that strayed me.

This was probably truly my favourite hymn when growing up.

#Youtube #hymn #I will not be shaken #our worship team would always add a little oh no between #I will not be shaken and I will not be moved #so it was more like #I will not be shaken oh on I will not be moved

[protesliaus]

something that i will always remember of technoblade is how he was kind just for the sake of it.

i will remember him claiming the monopoly sound was too loud for him to hear wilbur when he spoke of techno staying up all night to comfort him when he was sick. i will remember him taking the time to add watermarks for his artists when they themselves forgot. i will remember niki and sophie saying how he always somehow made sure they never felt excluded or neglected and how he would hate it, it would embarrass him when they spoke of his kindness publicly. i will remember him personally dming ponk to thank them for sending a 45-minute video of someone feeding hotdogs to raccoons in chat and timestamping his favorite part. i will remember his love for the people who created for him, how he would keep his mentions on for everyone before his fanart tag was formed and would just scroll and scroll to make sure not to miss any art someone made for him. i will remember half his friends and peers having some kind of a story of him reaching out to them during tough days, reassuring them, believing in them, making them feel loved.

i will remember him in every act of kindness i receive and i will remember him during times in my life when i will need to remind myself to be kind despite it all.

#sorry if this is messy and makes no sense i typed through my tears #i miss him. i will miss him for the rest of my life #im shaken up and still so much in disbelief #technoblade #bladeblr #tw death

[raytorotits]

couldn't stop myself from doing lettering for the first time in ages. sometimes the emotion is more important than the technique

#almost didnt post bc i messed up the 'neat' lettering. but also thats the point. #my hands shake now theyve shaken since i was mismedicated when i was 11 because the dictors didnt listen to me #and now im almost a nurse. and im going to be a fucking good one. #amd my hands shake and im drawing up my syringes anyway. and im making art anyway #in the face of extermination say FUCK YOU. and make 'bad' art. #tag.txt

[utterdrip]

part iv of my favorite line reads by neil

#frankie posts #bg3 spoilers #astarion #bg3 #astarion acunin #bg3: vid #phew #baldurs gate 3 #astarion baldurs gate #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #this is a long compilation but. because one of his dialogues reallt deserves the whole thing. #neil *shakes fist* *is visibly shaken up* #starry comp #i wasnt going to make anything today but. i already had the first half spliced together so.

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

medley 3/8/24: it's not a side effect of the cocaine, i think it must be love on acoustic guitar!!!!!!

#fall out boy #2ourdust #i am physically shaken once again #medley #that was. a lot to process just now

[wulfhalls]

thoughts (incoherent. disjointed. deranged) part two: paul talking to alia even pre awareness <3333. him checking in with alia 4883 times <3333333 also tender motherson moments pre spice agony my most beloveds <3333 solar eclipse at the beginning as metaphor and motif for pauls descent into godhood. everything feeling so elemental. the sense of doom over everything!!!! this is a horror film!!!!! jessica post spice agony as a hollow vessel for the unending and vast other memory. her being fully aware of the jihad and still dragging paul down that path!!! every single thing immediately pre and then post pauls agony. this is 100% exactly the film I've been dreaming about for like 7 years. it's EVERYTHING. paul begging screaming crying for someone to understand to help him before he took that last step trying so hard to not bring it into being but there never having been a choice either way. this was only ever gonna end like this. the way u can see the weight of the world growing heavier on atlas' weary shoulders by the second. the decision to go south. the let it happen. to submit. to do what must be done. him being so far from himself already just before the agony the way u can see it in his eyes. timtom performance of all time I'm so serious. every single shot of him walking desolate alone burdened by that terrible purpose should hang in the louvre. the palpable shift post agony. kill the boy and let the man be born ect ect but they ripped apart my boy with their bare hands and he helped shovelling his own grave. its so delicious I feel delirious. THE MUSIC!?!?!?!??! hans zimmer really put his whole zimussy into this and then some. the sheer grandeur and monumentalness it gives every single scene. duke of arrakis speech genuinely the single most exciting thing I've ever seen on the big screen. I feel like im incapable of putting into words just how good it was. that's my false messiah preaching to the adoring masses he never wanted. the CUNTTTT of that last exchange with the emperor I love u soooo much my manic martyred messianic madman u are the moment <3333 in conclusion paul atreides character of all time

#still shaken by the sheer amount of irulan I got. I used to dream of times like these. #dune #dune part two #paul atreides #thats my sweet darling angel baby boy despotic genocidal religious figurehead who never did anything wrong ever 💖 #dunetwo

[emptyjunior]

The literal Oracle of this age, cool elven wizard girl who Executed your last principal approaches you at a party and chills your drink like Bobby frost in xmen

#never have I had my faith in lesbian adaine shaken so profoundly #fantasy high #fhjy #adaine abernant #Fantasy high junior year #d20 #dimension 20 #dropout

[echosong971]

Some Lost Memory

#y'all thought snow day ideas were gonna be all fun and sunshine #NO #get HIT with the angst stick!!! #i have...so many thoughts...on Polendina's storyline #and how much his “death” i think would have CRUSHED P #shaken him to his VERY CORE #also idk where the connection in my brain between Antonia and Winter came from #but it exists now #lies of p #neowiz #lies of p spoilers #lop spoilers #lies of p pinocchio #pinocchio #p #lies of p polendina #polendina #echosong971 #art #digital art #fanart #lies of p art #lies of p fanart #lop art #lop fanart

[marisatomay]

online buddy of mine (born in 2004) said “i strongly suspect the vast majority of ‘I'll always remember where I was on 9/11’ stories are not true. I simply don't believe that 75% of people were watching the news live at 8:45 in the morning on a Tuesday when the strangest thing happened.” and like. okay. we can talk about the aftermath in the 22 years since 9/11 and the horrific and evil jingoism that ruined countless lives in decades-long wars all we want. but i cannot overstate enough that 1) we still very much had a monoculture in 2001. most americans would watch either the today show or GMA. 2) as soon as that first plane hit every news station in the country was covering it. schools and businesses and break rooms turned on every tv. every radio. anything that had the ability to broadcast the news. (smartphones weren’t a thing. cell phones and the internet existed but they were new and fragile. unreliable. your best bet was still to sit there and watch. or listen.) and we all sat there and watched the second plane hit and the pentagon hit and the towers collapse and flight 93. so, yes: basically everyone who was alive and old enough to form lasting memories in 2001 remembers that day and the coverage. even people who weren’t near a tv or radio in real time remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard the news. they probably even remember the reason why they didn’t hear about it in real time. i was 5 years old in my first week of first grade and i remember it. it was like. the biggest thing to happen in this country since fucking. pearl harbor. bigger. there’s no need to downplay that.

#personally: my school intentionally kept us in the dark and didn’t dismiss us so i didn’t find out until i got home #but we all knew something was up because it was a glorious september tuesday and they cancelled recess to keep us inside #and all of the teachers looked shaken and some kids were picked up by their parents. #i still remember the look on the face of the mom of one of my classmates. we would later find out that her dad (my friend’s grandpa) died. #but they didn’t tell us what was going on and i think they made the right choice. #didn’t want to traumatize thousands children more than necessary. i think they were right. #i still remember exactly where i was and how my parents told us though #and i remember all of the coverage after. all of it.

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

No word from my good friend Johnathan today. Given the state of affairs in his last letter I find myself quite concerned. Perhaps it is unkind of me to judge so harshly on second hand impressions but I do not like the sound of this Count Dracula fellow at all.

#Dracula Daily #HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD FROM JOHN #I HAVE RECEIVED NO WORD AND AM QUITTE SHAKEN

[starqueensthings]

I had mentally prepared myself to never see this man’s face again, and his unexpected reappearance has SHAKEN ME

.

(gif credit to @barissoffee who continues to do gods work, and blows me away constantly with their gif quality)

#SHAKEN ME I SAY #MY CORE IS SHOOKETH #my love #the bad batch #tbb #bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb season 2 #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 2 #captain howzer

[dovewingkinnie]

part 9 for the stitched au part 8

#i posted twice in a day #whatever!!!! #i wanted to post plush william again!!!! #hes just a little shaken up #definitely didn't suffer for decades #william afton #purple guy #fnaf stitched au