#i will punch you

[walkingintheamm]

10 minutes into the first episode and I'm already ready fight the husband and mil

#marry my husband #marry my husband kdrama #ooooooof fucked up people #wHo WiLl pRepArE mY MeAls #I WILL PUNCH YOU #me posts

[keatxu]

you can't point to science and empirical data when it proves your point and ignore it when it's inconvenient you dipshit. well you can but go fuck yourself

#i will punch you

[bamboozled-distress]

I just read the new red hood webtoon update and I’m back on my anti-Batman bullshit i will fuck you up Bruce Wayne if I ever see you on my timeline again

#I will punch you #kick you #straight up bully the fuck out of your rich privilege white ceo ass #it is bc Jason is so me and seeing him treated like that reminds me why I hate him so much #bros so fucking quirky #haha if you can’t handle being a good hero and basically be the justice league for a month im not only disowning you #but throwing you in Arkham and treated as an outlaw #throwing you in Arkham with the man that killed you as a teenager when you were robin #gonna traumatize you bc I hate you xoxo #fuck you bruce #bruce wayne #webtoon #red hood: outlaws #batman wfa #the batfamily #jason todd #red hood

[euroclydonn]

My brother is sick and I'm so pissed I wish I could punch a virus but they are too small

#orien's virus #if you're reading this watch out #I will punch you

[biohazard-inevitable]

Goddamn I’m in my 20s now.

Time sure flies

#i swear if anyone says may the 4th be with you #i will punch you #anyways it feels so weird to be in my 20s now #like i cant say im a teenager #im fucking 20 #adult ages #im so old #how did i get here #WHEN DID I GET HERE? #i swear it was literally only yesterday that i was in high school #covid time blindness doesnt feel REAL

[edwardbonnets]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

#goodomensedits #goodomensgifs #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #userkristi #userlauren #userstede #userisaiah #userelio #userhani #my gifs #edit: the old caption has been fixed!!! changed it to 'we' like god (neil gaiman) intended #EDIT EDIT: NEIL GAIMAN HIMSELF REBLOGGED THIS POST AND CONFIRMED ITS NOT 'WE' BUT 'YOU DONT DANCE' LIKE I HAD ORIGINALLY OKAY #im returning to my roots #(aka making gifs but adding my chaotic commentary and editing to it) #i wish i was at home i'd be able to use a better quality video but im also ~impatient~ #hopefully no one beat me to the punch #because this scene is genuinely one of my favorites like look at azi look at his smile im gonna fucking cry :'))))) #like michael sheen!!!!!!!! michael sheen i am banging at your door like a wild chimpanzee #the ACTING CHOICES #the way you can literally SEE his thought process and excitement over asking crowley to dance i am in shambles i really am

[mothtowers]

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane

#insects news service #I AM HILTON [punches dumpster] I AM HILTON FUCKING SUICIDE #please watch Scene Kid Love if you havent

[collaredkittyboy]

#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

[goofiest-goober87]

Hey! My drawing pen is getting fixed tomorrow so I'll be doing redraws of some of the art I did traditionally and I'll definitely be posting more art too.

See y'all soon 🫶🏻🫶🏻

#brain go brrrr #sleepy #art #digital art #who made AAAA batteries so hard to find #i will punch you #silly goofy mood #god please help me #pee pee poo poo

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

#stolen from Yellowstone #I think this is a great way to discourage the batkids fighting among themselves #mostly #like it still happens #but damn if getting beaten into the mats at 4 am reminds you why punching Tim won’t help you in the long run #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #thoughts

[namelessbreadgod]

Is there some kind of "aggressive" love language? Because I cannot say or do nice things without sounding aggressive and if there is what is it called

#i dont know how to tag this #love langauges #love language #love #random #i dont know #they/them #nonbinary #i will punch you #but #out of love #idk what else to tag #idk what else to do

[lappyisgaming]

November’s here! Just here to say once again, don’t stop talking about Palestine! Never stop till Palestine is free! That a ceasefire comes! That Gaza gets all the humanitarian aid it deserves! Be thankful that some of us are able to live comfortably while thousands are facing death and destruction! Not just in Palestine, but in other places too! Congo faces devastation from armed militias looking to do coltan mining for one example! Armenians are being pushed out by Azerbaijan with the support of Turkey! Please, let’s speak for all of them, as much as we can!

I recently reblogged a post stating frustration over how it seems situations like these seem to turn into fads to say without doing anything. I can go on and on about how sorry I am but that will not do anything productive unless I go out there and actually push for things myself!

So much is happening in the world! So many people are dying voiceless when there are people who can help! Who should help!

Let’s be their voices! Let their stories be heard! We have resources that they may not have right now! Utilize them!

Free Palestine! Stop the violence in Congo! Protect the Armenians!

Let’s keep fighting! 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇦🇲

#free palestine #free armenia #free congo #LET THEM ALL BE FREE! #also tumblr if you keep suppressing the free Palestine tag #I’m gonna punch you #social justice #free every oppressed state! #free everyone! #I’m gonna try and add others I didn’t include #free sudan #free ukraine #boycott Israeli products! #call your senators! #protest! #reblog! #your action is the loudest voice you have!

[lemon-kill-minister]

How fucking long does it take tumblr to send the gaddamn verification email

#tumblr i swear to god #i will punch you #in the mouth #gently #with my mouth #because i like you

[improvapocalyps]

You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)

In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!

Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)

[text under cut]

1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined

2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both

3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer：I just wanted to see him one more time).

4. Define two (2)： Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore

5. True or False： i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.

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sketch cover thing for imgur link:

#team ranchers #team rancher #rancher duo #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #trafficshipping #mcyt recursive exchange #events #fic fanart #my art #“canary has butterfly-shaped wings it cant do a dramatic spread like that” watch me. (draws dramatic wings) (sorry) #“you have 90 minutes” have been rattling in my brain for so long ever since i suddenly remembering a web weave using it (yes the beeduo one #very glad i can release it (using it in art) from its confines (my mind) #hm i suppose the title would be more in theme if its abt limited life ranchers #← havnt watched limlife yet #but! happy with what i come up with. lil bit proud even #had so much trouble with the panelling and layers in p2 cause it looks too busy (explodes) #also punching the floor bc i only noticed the “yes-no” pair(?) in the original poem when im already half-done w/ the comic #me when making silly comic makes you do poem analysis #i dont even go there ← does not have enough poetic braincells

[iaminsideyourwalls]

food for all you scout haters out there in the audience tonight i guess?

#this is what happens when two extroverts beef #if there are zero scout haters medic is dead in the ground- #since there's no one waiting at the table to get a drink i guess you could say there's no punch line #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 comic #tf2 art #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortess 2 #team fortress fanart #heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #medic #alcohol #drinking #comic

[hopeless--light]

Dp x Dc Why do I hear boss music?

Drabble or ficlet? Who knows I thought of this and would like to write a short dp x dc

The Joker was walking around gleefully he had escaped Arkham yet again but he hadn't done anything yet. Tim was on strict watching duty to see if he can catch Joker in a scheme before he did anything. Everyone else was either off-world, Jason and Dick, or in the middle of busting a trafficking ring, Bruce and Damian. So the Joker was still a high enough priority to keep an eye on but they didn't have the men to spare to take him back.

Tim knew he was being extra stealthy he did not want to become the next Robin victim he had enough clown trauma thank you very much. But he still swore the maniac had turned towards him with a creepy ass smile he always wears. But after an hour of just mindless wandering in the dark, the Joker had yet to do anything. That was until he turned down an alley toward a kid wearing headphones.

Now who wore soundproof headphones while wandering a back alley in the Gotham? Tim could only assume a tourist on top of the kid was prime adoption bait with black hair and pretty glowing blue eyes. Wait glowing? Tim couldn't tell properly from his vantage point on the roof across the street but it really did look like his eyes were glowing blue. And the Joker had noticed too, Shit the Joker was after a defenseless pretty meta. It's just a plus he had black hair and blue eyes, Joker knew Batman had an adoption type.

Time watched in slow motion as the Joker smiled at him and then reached for the teen. The Joker ripped the soundproof headphones off and Tim was hauling ass only stumbling when he heard boss music?

Danny was the final boss.

It started off as a joke between Sam, Tucker, and him, he was the ghost king after all so that means he was technically the final boss. If this were a game he would be the final showdown for heroes to protect the world. Pariah Dark was literally his final boss and he took that mantle up.

So what did the trio do they made a playlist of all their final boss music whether it was video games or movies and played it anytime Danny was visiting them, as he was now in Gotham working on his college degree. But what Danny never would admit is he genuinely enjoyed that playlist and listened to it when he was trying to amp himself up for what future project he needed to work on. Like now he was wandering the streets trying to get inspiration on his final project for class while listening to some boss music to stir up adrenaline.

Sometimes he forgot he was in the most crime-ridden town and that technically he was a meta so color him surprised when he was amping himself up this Freakshow wannabe ripped his headphones off. Not cool. But the worst part was the cord coming off his phone blasting the music. Now he can get away with listening to boss music but he will forever cringe at what started playing when those headphones were yanked away.

Meglovania

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #dead tired #tim watches pretty boy danny punch the joker #tim has a crush #can you tell i was listening to the undertale soundtrack #dc x dp crossover #danny phantom #tim drake #boss muic