#i will slay my enemies

[freshdishs]

No because I actually want to see a villain who’s both comedic and has absolutely no idea what the hell they’re doing

Like

Imagine they’re new to the city where the hero operates and they get caught in the crossfire during a fight

BUT

The villain acts on impulse and sticks their hand out to shield themselves from an attack

AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT Y’ALL

They don’t feel like..uh..dying

So they open their eyes

AND FIND OUT THEY FRICKING BLASTED A HOLE IN A BUILDING

And the hero’s just gaping at them like 0-0 wut

So this naturally sets off a nation wide manhunt for the villain

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL FOLKS

While on the run, the villain encounters someone who treats them like a goddamn celebrity

Like this person legit idolizes their actions

The person joins the villain and becomes their self-proclaimed ‘sidekick’

Bonus points if more ‘sidekicks’ join and it becomes the most out-of-context cult(?) ever

AND ALL THE WHILE THE HERO’S CHASING THEM DOWN LIKE A MADMAN

I rest my case.

#I smell a possible enemies to lovers 👀 #writers #writing life #writing #writerblr #writeblr #writer #writing prompts #prompts #story prompts #crack #crack fic #funny #feed my ego #story ideas #writing ideas #writing idk #idk man #hero x villain #??? #maybe #side kick is canonically short #we stan a short king #slay ig

[didthekingdieyet]

🛌🏃🏼‍♀️💨

me rn

#because i can finally rest #she’s dead #my mortal enemy #she died #the queen of england #uk politics #slay ig #did the queen die yet #yes she did

[miiints-repostiory]

Slayyyy

#are we allowed to ship the voices. cause smitten and cold are enemies/lovers to me #paranoid is my baby as well #the small bird forms sit on the player's shoulders and arms and scream at them #only big forme when theres very few voices #with the exception of hero since he's always there #also tsp narr and stp narr need to kiss #slay the princess #stp fanart #tsp #tsp stanley #barely #stan and the player would get along well i think

[xshybutdeadlyx]

*Me whenever Joshua Rosfield shows up on screen*

#joshua rosfield #final fantasy 16 #i love him so much #HES MY BABY BOY!!! #i would slay all his enemies

[captin-azoth]

Peach with a sword gives me such serotonin ✨

#captin azoth #sailor azoth #artists on tumblr #digital art #procreate #fanart #princess peach #super princess peach #princess peach showtime #I haven’t played this game #I really want to #ONE DAY #I will slay my enemies with peach and a sword

[cute-brainz]

just a few bisexuals who bite people

#OH vincent appearance finally? #i wanted him to look a little weird. might fuck around and even make him a little weirder #right also lovely/darlin/angel but lovely and angel seperately have a crush on darlin #they're just so big and strong... and they can slay my enemies if need be ...... #do their arms need their own tag lmk #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #redacted tank #redacted darlin #redacted audio #redacted asmr #brainz oc tag #digital art #fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital artist

[tackledkey]

SPARKLE ON! It's Wednesday! Don't forget to torture yourself endlessly over past mistakes! ✨️

reblogs appreciated!

#les sillies....they live in my head ❤️ #you will defo see the panic attack soon...just need to figure her out #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 spoilers #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts bad mood #psychonauts enemies #psychonauts 2 enemies #psychonauts regrets #psychonauts enabler #psychonauts doubt #psychonauts judge #psychonauts bad idea #i stand by my opinion that the judge is the most slay. #JUST LOOK AT HIM

[crithaus]

man hang on hang on, I'm cooking, I'm simmering here...

The Royal House of Whitestone so says Percy

needs some royal regalia (and one day I'll get up on my soapbox and ask the questions that need be asked re: What did Johanna need a full set of armor for and can I watch her crush shit with it), but so obviously Frederick gives Johanna as a part of her betrothal gifts, her wedding accoutrement, a proper bridal tiara right

Like properly, what else is her veil supposed to be held to, and furthermore as the new matriarch of House De Rolo she needs to be gifted a parure befitting a woman of her new stature, and I bet it's an old old piece of white gold, amethyst, sapphires and regular gold, Whitestone colors of course, and it's so old that Frederick got it from his own mother who got it from her mother from her mother from Melanie, for the express purpose of crowning his new bride, that it's passed through every lady of Whitestone's hands,

And as Julius sat there with his hands on her fat belly Johanna thought to herself, well, tradition is as tradition does I suppose, and she might have drafted a new set for their new little duskborn present, their eventide blessing, and that wasn't traditional but who cares, Whitestone prospers and her daughters will have their little trinkets, but I think on Vesper's coming of age Johanna sets her own diadem on Vesper's head with a smile at her slight breach of etiquette, coming of age but not yet married and yet it'll be our little secret, and she's kept Whitney and Cassandra's parures safe in a box in her room for when the time came, the requisite jewels can come and go on their little heads but this diadem was, is, has always been special, a family heirloom and an homage to the bonny and blitheness of their home all in one. The lady of Castle Whitestone settled for a slightly less bombastic headpiece that Frederick found for her in his own mother's belongings and life shifted on, and no one could deny that Vesper wore it well and with pride.

I think Sylas snatches it out of Vesper's matted hair to place it on the new lady of the House, and I think despite the brainwashing that that simple sight rankles in Cassandra's heart like nothing else, and when they kick the Briarwoods out obviously, obviously Percy takes it and sets it just so in Cass's hair, he is the new lord of whitestone after all, for a few more days, hours at least, and She the new lady, and that hurts y'know, it's a good hurt but it does hurt. Perhaps it doesn't fit perfectly but when it's all you have left at the moment, what else can you do?

and then Vex and Percy's first wedding rolls around, and despite it being a secret, a wrapped cushion appears on her bed as she's getting ready for the most important day of her life, a startlingly heavy little package with the most beautiful hairpiece she's ever seen with a little note of "for your special day, Lady De Rolo," tucked into the package string. (Cass puts on the diadem her mother had made specifically for her instead, they found it in the back of her boudoir, hidden and unscathed somehow, and it fits like an absolute dream, and suits her too, and the fact that it does so makes her cry so hard, mother never could have known it'd end like that and yet...) And Percy might have cried harder than he was already going too when he sees Vex but he spares her the sad explanation until after their wedding night, and when Vax leaves and everything settles down and the world stops ending for once, and little Vesper Elaina is sitting directly on her bladder, she takes to wearing it around the castle a lot more. It suits her, surprisingly enough.

(and one day it'll rest on Vesper's head again, and one day Percy will walk Leona and Gwendolyn down the aisle with that piece in their hair and feel a type of way about it)

#critical role #vox machina #percy de rolo #perc'ahlia #vex'ahlia de rolo #Vesper De Rolo #vesper elaina de rolo #Johanna Von Musel #Frederick De Rolo #gangs all here bitches #anyway im normal now ive said my piece #johanna what did you fight girl and can i watch #is that why Frederick wifed you up??! did you slay his enemies??

[veliatra]

#art #digital art #fantasy #ffxiv #ff14 #zenos yae galvus #zenos #zenos viator galvus #zenos galvus #my first friend my enemy #im sorry about the outfit #i just really wanted to see him in my fit #i daresay he slays it #spoiler #endwalker spoiler #stormblood spoiler #stormblood #endwalker #npc zenos #npc

[zel-zo]

Favorite voice in slay the princess?

I love them all so dearly, and my favorite tends to flux between routes... BUT the general ranking is:

1.Hero 2.Broken 3.Paranoid 4.Skeptic 5.Hunted 6.Contrarian 7.Cheated 8.opportunist 9.Cold 10.stubborn 11.Smitten

If you're wondering where narrator is, he's directly implanted in my heart at all times. No rank, just love.

--- (Also, introducing some of my voice designs!! Just for funnies I've drawn a few of them as humans, working on designing them all. Up top, from left to right, we have Broken, Hunted, Skeptic, and Paranoid)

#zel talks #my art #zel-zo #sona #stp #slay the princes #voice of the hero #voice of the broken #voice of the hunted #voice of the skeptic #voice of the paranoid #voice of the contrarian #voice of the cheated #voice of the opportunist #voice of the cold #voice of the stubborn #voice of the smitten #feel like i'm gonna make enemies ranking smitten last #I don't DIS like him they're all good!!!

[dontstress-obsess]

#jjk #jjk236 #jjk spoilers #gojo #gojo satoru #he slayed now he was slain #rip #gege akutami is in fact my enemy #jjk leaks #i am still delusional he could still come back? maybe?

[days358]

An edit/PMV for Slay the Princess I just finished!

#slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #editing is harder than you'd think as I've learned #transitions are my enemy #reblogs would be appreciated i put a lot of work into this #Youtube

[skitskatdacat63]

It you liked my Napoleonic au, here is some Fernando from it :)

Under the cut: process

him face:

(I absolutely had to draw his Theee Musketeers look, that's honestly why I did a Ferrari alt)

I mentioned earlier how every time I opened the drawing, I'd just completely change it. Here's what I meant:

The Renault suit really lends itself to the Hussar uniform! Also the Ferrari one is kinda stunted a bit comparatively bcs I accidently drew over the Renault one so I had to recover the backlog and was afraid to touch it any further LOL

#do you ever think about how Fernando's F1 career has lasted longer than the entirety of the Napoleonic era? #because now I do. #I was thinking about how team changes would work/fit in and then realized Nando's career is longer than that whole era 💀 #ah unfortunately no history ramble this time(the hussar stuff was my thesis LMAO) #but yeah i have been thinking about how his career would align with the different kingdoms #ex. 2007 mclaren would just be him being a double agent since the uk and france are enemies atp #every time i draw Napoleonic stuff i always listen to: 1812 Overture and Viva La Vida. every time. without fail. #lmao on the third/final revision you can see how much taking a ref pic of myself for the pose helped me #its generally very difficult for me to use random pics as reference #ig irs bcs its not *exactly* what i want so i prefer to make my own :) #this is kinda based off how i kept randomly standing bcs my back hurt but instead here it is slay #im especially glad tho that i went back to redo his face/hair bcs the earlier draft isnt even really in my art style so #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #fa14 #catie.art. #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #f1 art #formula 1 art #i accidentally posted this even tho i meant to queue it so i had to redo all of this UGH #hussar au

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

To be honest the dialogue in twd is absolute ass sometimes but the actors deliver their lines with so much conviction that it kinda slips by. You yell that convoluted sentence with your whole cunt, girl.

#this post was sitting in my drafts for months but a line from Fear made me remember it again #''I will do what you tried to do to me only I won't miss'' #translation: I will succeed where you failed but I won't fail #yeah bitch the floor here is made of floor #also for context nobody ''missed''. The thing he tried to do was shove him into a room full of walkers #and he did. successfully #he just somehow didn't fucking die or get a single scratch on him #this show is getting way more entertaining as it goes along but it's still stupid #also thinking bout ''we are the walking dead'' ''no we aint'' ''no you're right we aint'' #thanks for shitting on Rick's metaphor dude. that was almost poignant. #and ''we got one enemy. we aint the walking dead'' ok slay I guess those two statements were related. vaguely. I think. #sorry kinda roasting Daryl specifically here. He's not the worst offender these are the only lines I can think of off the top of my head rn #also a LOT of the dialogue is interchangable between characters. #Daryl's ''Jimmy'' story in his spinoff was just a Negan monologue. hell Rick could even have told it. #they would have said it differently but again that's down to the actors. #all of this is light hearted ofc #I mean all that really matter is I'm Having A Good Time #twd #ftwd

[vanhelsingapologist]

Sometimes it’s just you, your unwashed cousin, and the two opossums in your dresser against the world.

#scarlet hollow #my friend sat my roommate and I down and went “you will sit. you will play.” #i am astounded #this is about scarlet hollow but honestly if you have unwashed cousins and critters this can be for you too #black tabby games #tabitha scarlet #tabitha SLAYED. She was my enemy and then she wasn’t.

[tanoroe]

what if we were allies and enemies

#aphmau #garrance #i got in like the top 0.5% of crane wives and i have not shut up about it irl #family line by conan gray was my top song tho #allies or enemies tcw #also have been called hazel numerous times from the bottoms movie and honestly she looks slay gonna watch it today