The Piña Colada song carves a trajectory across the chart over the course of the song.
Love Songs [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Y-axis label:] Do you like me?
[X-axis label:] Do I like you?
[X- and Y-axis values (from bottom left):] NO!!; No; Unclear or Neutral; Yes; YES!!
[Top left quarter:] No Scrubs
That Don't Impress Me Much
Cry Me a River
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
[Middle left:] You're So Vain
[Bottom left quarter:] I Will Survive
Somebody That I Used To Know
You Oughta Know
[Center:] Thank U, Next
[Top right quarter:] Teenage Deam
Shape of You
I Will Always Love You
Call Me Maybe
[Middle right:] Killing Me Softly
[Bottom right quarter:] Girlfriend
You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
You Belong With Me
Creep
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There was a thing on Twitter where a few people drew the infamous panel from the Zootopia fan comic “I will Survive” with Peppino and Anton. Why? I have no clue it was just art antics. This took me 2 days because things weren’t looking right. Also yes I’m aware of the difference in finger digits I just forgot to pick one when redoing hands.
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Thanks to this beautiful post from @peridotsarelongterm and @cursedtrekedits, I bring you Mother Horta's disco hit, "No Kill I!"
I’m made of silicon, I am petrified
I will protect the children, I remain right by their side
And I have spent so many nights thinking how you did us wrong
And I grew strong
I learned to vaporize your throng
Because you’re here
From outer space
I just crawled in to find you looting all our pergium in haste
I should have melted all the rock, I should have made sure that you’d flee
If I’d have known for just one second that you’d hurt my kids and me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
Because I’ll liquidate the floor
Weren’t you the one who broke my eggs and made me cry?
You think I’d crumble
You think I’m just a pizza pie?
Oh no kill I, I must survive
For as long as Horta babies hatch you know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
My digestion’s corrosive
So no kill I
I will survive
Hey, hey
It took all the strength I had when you zapped my hump
After I’d stolen your reactor’s circulation pump
Into the Chamber of the Ages, not to hide myself away
And now you say
That you can cure my rainy day
And you see me
Somebody new
I like your Vulcan ears but I am not in love with you
The end of things cannot begin, tomorrow’s vault contains the key
If you break hundreds of my eggs then of your men I’ll burn fifty
Go on now, go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
Or I’ll irradiate your core
Weren’t you the one who tried to meld and shouted “pain!”
Think I’m a devil
I’ve got a heart and bigger brain
Oh no kill I, I will survive
You may see a big lasagna, I’ll get pasta you to strive
Got eternity to birth, I’m not questioning my worth
So no kill I
I will survive…
Oh…
Okay, you’ll stay
We’ll make a deal
You’ll take the minerals
That we don’t need to make a meal
I’m dancing even though you cannot see my feet
Now that your doctor
Healed me with some concrete
You no kill I, I did survive
And we taught a moral lesson through the magic of sci-fi
Differences don’t mean wrong, that’s the Mother Horta’s song
So no kill I
I will survive
No kill I!
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I was in a laundry room trying to do laundry, when Stitch from Lilo & Stitch appeared and started singing “I Will Survive“ by Gloria Gaynor. I was thoroughly impressed by the range he had singing that while Gantu was trying to get a hold of him.
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More Symbrock divorce arc
[*More Cletus and Frances trying to comfort Eddie, key word "trying"*]
Frances: Repeat after me, "I am strong, independent, and don't need no symbiote."
Eddie: I am-- [*breaks up for a fresh round of sobbing*]
Frances: Eddie...
Cletus: Stop crying because it's over. Start smiling because Venom is someone else's problem now.
Carnage: ...I'm not a problem am I?
Cletus: Uh...
Frances: No sweetie, you're a perfect angel. It wasn't your fault my shriek hurt you. We know you're gonna do better now, right?
Carnage: Yes, my Lady.
Cletus: Good job, buddy!
Carnage: *Preening at the praise, as the humans are gently petting their tentacles*
Eddie: What if... Venom could do better too?
Frances: Then he needs to decide he wants to do better. You can't do that work for him.
Eddie: But if I apologize--
Cletus: Eddie... buddy.... all you asked is that he control himself, not be so selfish, and tone down the murder. That's a completely reasonable request.
Frances: You just were trying to keep him from getting stuck in a lab. You have nothing to apologize for. He needs to apologize to you.
Cletus: Hell he should know this--didn't you say you guys met in a lab?
Eddie, [tearing up again while remembering the good times of biting off mercenary heads together]: Y-yeah.
Carnage: See? He's just being an idiot.
Eddie: Hey... that's still my idiot--
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