#i wish i could show yall

[shiggybrainr0t]

i was going through @willowser writing tag and reading all their stuff, as one does, and found their response to how bakugo would react whenever you tell him about a creepy guy and it got me thinking….yall know that tiktok trend about the fake Dimitri voicemail 💀 this turned out to be 90% domestic katsuki and only 10% him responding to a creepy guy so I’m sorry 😞

divider made by @cafekitsune 🖤

warnings: one fake creepy guy, comment about abuse and anxiety (not from bakugo)

Whenever you walk inside your shared apartment, you make sure to school your face into one of neutrality. You feel like you should know better than to do something like this, but Denki got this little prank into your mind and said he would give you 3,000 yen if you actually did it and well- who are you to turn that down.

Katsuki is sprawled shirtless on your couch, sweatpants hanging dangerously low on his hips as he snoozes with his arms behind his head. He makes the couch look hilariously tiny, with the way one leg is hanging off the edge and the other is bent just so his torso will fit. You can tell he has just taken a shower by the way his hair is a couple shades darker than normal and sticking about in odd ways. Seeing him there makes you forget about what you were set on doing, and you gaze at his golden form for a minute until you shifting has the floor creaking and one of his eyes opening lazily.

You know that he knew you were here the moment your keys jingled outside the door, but it was you not coming over and immediately plopping on top of him like usual that prompts him to make a grabby hand in your direction, a soft scowl on his face as you continue to stand there.

“Why’re you just standing there?”

His rumbling, sleepy voice breaks you out of your stupor and you continue on your journey towards your boyfriend. Unceremoniously, you drape yourself over his form, making him grunt at the impact even though he was expecting it. It’s muscle memory the way your legs tangle with his, and the way one strong arm wraps around you to grip at the squishy part of your side, all insecurities long lost in the safety of his arms.

His scent surrounds you, the smell of caramelized sugar and his body wash filling your senses, making you wiggle up to place your nose into the crook of his neck. You sniff loudly, giggling when he palms your face to push you away.

“Fuckin’ weirdo.”

After settling, you both bask in each other’s presence for a little while. You’re content to end the evening like this, until Denki’s stupid face flashes through your mind. Nonchalantly, you start to trace little patterns on Katsuki’s smooth chest, saying his name softly. At his responding hum, you start telling your tale.

“You know we have a new neighbor downstairs….” He doesn’t reply, only adjusting his grip on you slightly and raising one blonde eyebrow whenever you look up at him.

“Well, his name is Dimitri and he isn’t from here. He seemed a little lost, and he doesn’t really know anybody yet, so I gave him my number in case he needed help.”

“…..I don’t like where this is going.” Katsuki looks down at you, giving himself a double chin because of the angle. Annoyingly, he’s still gorgeous.

Put on, you sigh and trace “I love you” lightly into his skin. You know he got it, because he buries his nose into your hair and kisses your forehead in response.

“He started calling me a lot, even after I told him I had a boyfriend who could snap him in half-“

“Fuck yeah I could.”

“-and he left me this voicemail that was weird.”

You trail off, and at his raised eyebrows and slight shake of his head saying “well?” grab your phone and pull up the video Denki sent you, making sure the screen isn’t visible and press play.

The grainy sound of a voicemail fills the space, “Dimitri’s” voice starting up quickly.

“It’s Dimitri again. I left you a message a couple days ago. Now here’s the way I work: I don’t like leaving second messages.”

Your boyfriend’s jaw drops slightly at the sudden change of tone in Dimitri’s voice.

As “Dimitri” begins to tell you all his attributes, Katsuki’s face begins to screw up. The list of why “Dimitri” is an amazing guy and why he should be your boyfriend is a long one, and you can see Katsuki becoming more and more irritated as the voicemail continues.

“I’m giving you until 3 o’clock to return my call. I can understand if you’ve got some other issues…like maybe you were abused or you have an anxiety disorder and you’re on medicine for that-“

A warm and calloused hand engulfs yours to turn your phone off. Katsuki gently shoves you off of him, standing up and stretching lightly before turning to you.

“What apartment is he in again?” Your shocked face makes him turn around, quickly putting on some slippers and forgoing a shirt to step out of your apartment and into the hallway.

“I’ll find it.”

He’s already down the hall, bare back tense and cocking his head to the side as he jabs at the elevator buttons whenever you make it off the couch and out the door.

An apartment down, your neighbor perks up when she hears your voice, and goes to peek out her door. Where you are, your hunk of a boyfriend isn’t far behind.

“Kat-Katsuki it was a prank!”

#domestic katsuki is the best katsuki #I wish I could draw and show yall how he looks in my mind during this bc…..damn #mat’s writing #bakugou fluff #mha #mha bakugo x reader #bakugo scenarios #bakugou headcanons #mha bakugou #bakugo katuski #bakugou x reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki #katsuki bakugo mha #katsuki x you #katsuki fluff #mha fanfiction #mha x reader #my hero academia headcanons #my hero academia fanfiction

[dear-ao3]

one day ill be able to embark on my quest to find my holy grail*.

*my holy quest to steal max verstappens cats

#from katya #not a tag #he doesnt show us enough pictures of jimmy and sassy so i must take them and be the proud cat father they deserve #OBVIOUSLY MAX TREATS HIS CATS WELL DONT COME AFTER HIM OR ANYTHING ISTG I KNOW YALL #ALSO HE DOESNT OWE FANS ANYTHING BUT I WISH WE COULD GET MORE CAT PICS #f1

[homestuckinthebutt]

"My love, return to me soon. I’ve begun to forget what you look like..."

Jaya is my favorite ship ever they're just so tragic<33

#ninjago #nya smith #nya jiang #ninjago dragons rising #i know yall are starving for more content so i hope you enjoy this #im kinda proud how the art style looks a bit different from above and below #to symbolize what she wishes she could experience again; clean #and below; to show how things feel a bit messy right now with the whole merged realms thing (un-neat lines and different textures) #ninjago fanart #for thise who cant tell the background is part of the kingdom of madness

[myymi]

what if i made an au where the prism created sonics for the different groups once it was fixed lol that'd be wild. anyways

new yoke gets shard ; a grumpy loner who particularly enjoys being a thorn in the council's side. he's fine with the resistance, but the way they make him out to be some grand hero can annoy him. rebel and knucks are the real heroes for keeping the fight going for so long, they deserve that credit. he's not sure who this 'traitorous fox' guy they keep mentioning is, but he's curious. maybe he could get an explanation from the council after their next fight. or he might steal a ship and go find the fox himself

boscage maze gets spirit ; a happy, optimistic, very animated hedgehog. he's clueless to the previous battles between "the monster and the scavengers" but he doesn't seem to mind. he's great at finding a middle ground for prim and thorn whenever they get a bit too heated. he also seems to be able to read mangey like a book, able to hold conversations with him easily despite the fox not saying a single word

no place gets tonic ; a more chill guy to contrast dread's anger and grief and black rose's high energy. he mostly lazes about, but sails seems to take a liking to him so they let him stay aboard the angel's voyage 2.0 despite the fact he doesnt see to be able to swim. he doesn't really talk either, but he's pretty damn good with a sword

#i got to thinking about the ending of prime and it got a bit out of hand #im personally pro 'the shatterverses merged to reform green hill' but yknow #the shatterverses sticking around is fun to play with #and play i shall #god i wish i could draw #guys i can see them so VIVIDLY it pains me that i can't show yall #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sth #tails the fox #sonic #sonic prime #should i mark spoilers? idk but im gonna #sonic prime spoilers #miles nine prower #mangey tails #sails the fox #sonic au #sonic prime au #after prime au #shard the hedgehog #spirit the hedgehog #tonic the hedgehog

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #lmao i WISH i could make this up but even this shortened scene was exactly that #naoto and rise show up during the summer and yosuke's first comment to them isnt even hi its hey wheres yu #YOSUKE LISTEN BUDDY YOU ARE SO HEAD OVER THE HEELS LOVESTRUCK ALL YOUR EYES SEE IS YU #and thats so cute actually #also wait im sorry but i just realised yu is wearing a v neck tee in the summer scenes #as in yosuke's iconic tee shirt?? IS HE WEARING YOSUKE'S SHIRT?? DID HE TAKE ONE OF YOSUKE'S SHIRTS WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT BACK HOME??? #GUYS IM GOING INSANE #something something haha they look like theyre in couple's clothing except im not even sure its a joke #the sameish tone of pale pink and baby blue the vertical vs horizontal stripes like omfg i swear #i cant make this shit up yall im either so far down the delulu hole or #i actually opened up this game to grab another screen shot but i got distracted by this extra chapter that ive missed #also yosuke's hair here is cropped shorter than usual and he looks so cute and his neck looks so bare without the headphones wait yosuke #are you showing off your neck to someone somehow- #/is shot #wait this is ALSO one of those few times we get to see yu's neck so prominently hes always wearing high collars otherwise #the lgtv alarms are going off

[craqueluring]

"I have been astonished that Men could die Martyrs for religion – I have shudder’d at it – I shudder no more – I could be martyr’d for my Religion – Love is my religion – I could die for that – I could die for you." — John Keats, letter to Fanny Brawne

#i wish there was more visual imagery in this show that depicts will as hannibals god #bc this fits hannibals perspective so much better than wills #like it fits both but like ITS SO HANNIBAL #and i wish i could portray that more clearly through screenshots #but whatever i think yall catch my drift #pluto web weaves #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #mine #hannibaledit #tvedit #john keats #poetry #web weaving #love #religion #coquilles #the great red dragon #the wrath of the lamb

[mostdefinitelyahumanperson]

so im sure we all saw Cole press his head against Nya's hand when saying goodbye, but i havent seen anyone point out that he rubs his cheek on her hand like a cat ???

#i really wish i could make a gif to show yall because it was the most precious thing ive ever seen #dragons rising #ninjago #cole brookstone #nya jiang #dragons rising spoilers

[randombubblegum]

Lol, check out the ticket sales for the panic shows in Toronto and Montreal. Someone is getting Covid or claiming border crossing problems next week for sure 🤭

HDKHSSLKDKDDJ 😭😭😭😭 oh we are gonna get brendon “stuck at the border” or “unforeseen circumstances” for sure

#yall i wish i could express to u how fucking empty the minneapolis show was #we took a pic of me in pit after the 1st opener just looking around the EMPTY room #its so badddd #mail time!

[dailybotany]

I sincerely wish I could post more of my herbarium specimens without doxxing myself 😔

#i just completed a set of specimens that are going into a national collection and i wish i could show yall bc im proud of [most of] them!!! #raincoats speaks #herbarium

[tabooi]

THEY'RE FRIENDS

#im going insane. and if i dont make content for this production WHO WILL #my gifs #the wizard of oz #the wizard of oz alw #alw the wizard of oz #the wizard of oz uk revival #dorothy gale #the scarecrow #scarecrow of oz #the tin man #the cowardly lion #wish i could give yall gifs of the actual stage show and not a tv performance #but this is the highest quality footage out there. and theres tons of cute moments anyways #i almost wrote tonnes just now what is happening to me. was that the spirit of andrew himself taking over my body #anyways. world's most important friend group ever #i think what im rapidly learning about myself is that if u put a silly musical character in a stupid candy colored costume i will like them

[just1gnome]

"that sounds tediously boring"

gnome beat the game

here they are on the boat

#SPOILERS BELOW !!!!!! #they are so precious to me i dont know what i would do without them #ive been insanely emotional about them since last night #i wish you could see how the other characters are doing before the credits #thats my one gripe i wanna know what shadowhearts up to #SHOW ME THE CELEBRATION YALL KEEP TALKING ABOUT !!!! #i want to see them happy and hanging out and smiling :((( #also im sure theres some way to avoid this but karlach does live in their basement and they do feed her brains #all in all its a pretty good set up #shes not gonna explode any time soon and theyre all roommates #could be worse #i do mean she volunteered to turn illithid btw and from where i was standing that looked like the best option #she looks a little weird now but thats still my Best Friend karlach #im sure lae'zel will visit on holidays.... #shes like the cool aunt you only see for family reunions i think #ALSO HEY LARIAN ? I ROMANCED THE FUCK OUT OF HALSIN !!!! I SHOULD GET AN EPILOGUE SCENE WITH HIM TOO !!!!!!! #i shouldve brought him with me but gale...... the carefully crafted narrative that lives only in my head........ #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion fanart #astarion x tav #astarion ancunin #bg3 tav #my art

[gree-gon]

some mako content, sapphics included

#HELP LMFAO i accidentally posted on my reblog acc sry #anyways #mako finds out saphira is fun to tease and locks in on that #also going back on some old brushes i used to use and its fun #art fight is over for me bcuz i cant do much rn #thank you to all who drew me stuff....i explode and cry.....i wish i could draw more for yall to show my appreciation #pokemon reborn #saphira belrose #oc: mako bluefin #sharkfang shipping #oc x canon #gon draws

[ariesbilly]

antis will really sit there with a straight face and be like “nobody cares if you ship harringrove. nobody harasses anyone for shipping harringrove. yall went unchecked for YEARS” (which.... what part of shipping something needs to be checked ? lmfao okay) 

like we all havent sat here since 2017 getting death threats and hate anons, yall CONSTANTLY complaining that people like billy/harringrove, putting shit in OUR tags, coming onto OUR posts to bitch, etc etc like..... idk what bubble yall are living in or if yall just like are trying to gaslight people on purpose but no maam! we’re not doing that. no no

st fandom is THE most obnoxious group of people but yall wanna play victim every time someone who likes billy speaks up to say hey shut the fuck up, or, god forbid, we start talking about how other ships/characters are stupid as hell

eat my ass

#when i tell you my anger does not come from shipping or liking characters whatever #it comes from the fucking hypocrisy that runs rampant in this fandom #perpetual victimhood indeed #yall never got knocked the fuck out irl and it shows #wish i could be there when it happens tho

[noomyguts]

and the way people of color were written in this show 😬😬😬

#amateotw #a murder at the end of the world #yall can not keep writing like this #it feels like they put half this cast in so that the white characters/audience/and writers had people to racially profile #then they tried to play that off as part of the mystery #wasted so many talented actors and what could have been interesting characters had they been given a chance #obviously yall should be including characters of color even when the show isnt centered on their stories #but they were completly removed from the plot unless they needed to share their cuture or help white characters #it was handled badly #and i havent seen anyone else talking about it here #Edit: Zal is Iranian so Zibas portrayal im inclined to be less critical of but I still wish she had been more involved in the story #they all deserved more

[imaginationblur]

NEW HOLO STICKERS!!

Tried something new with these and switched sticker producers, wanted just an overall better and higher quality and I think this is really it!

For the next week, use Code: HELLO30 if you buy more than 2 items in my shop 👀👀👀

#imagie kid draws #okay so. my cousin is starting a shop too right. and she is commissioning me to draw her designs! #and they all have been hello kitty stickers… she is so smart and creative I WISH I could show yall #but she is waiting. saving money to get a website and then produce the stickers AND I GOT INSPIRED #I was like- Dang! now I wanna make some hello kitty stickers :DDD #I think they look fuckin sick. the other stickers will be cool too! when she finished I’ll share that good stuff #etsy #hello kitty #hello kitty core #pom pom purin #keroppi #cinamaroll #Sanrio #hello kitty sticker #holo sticker #holographic #holographic aesthetic #these are so nice. glossy and soooo shiny #etsysmallbusiness #etsy small business #man I should get a website soon I just am so pissed off of the Etsy shipping prices BOTH domestic and international it’s FUCKED #or I’m just dumb #maybe that

[purrincess-chat]

I think this fandom just really hates Adrienette, but I can't figure out the reason (but your theory of the fandom not taking them seriously because they're kids may be true). They write post-s5 break-up "fix it" fics, they say Adrienette should break up to restore the balance (not sure what balance they're talking about). Jeez, Adrienette is literally the cutest cartoon couple I've ever seen, and I've been rooting for them since day one. How can someone want them to break up? Why can't the fandom just be happy for them?

It's literally so baffling to me, nonny. There have been people who have been rooting against them since before they were even official in s5. And for why? For me, them getting together made sense after s4 bc, to me, s4 demonstrated why it couldn't have been LadyNoir. (Actually even as far back as s3 when we had Chat Blanc) And that's why I don't think it will be LadyNoir in the future either even if they did break up. The show has put too much emphasis on how everything goes wrong when the heroes pair up. They both get distracted and tragedy strikes. I don't forsee it being MC or Ladrien either bc MC literally agreed they can't be together, and I think that would go for Ladrien as well. And Marinette already gets enough shit from people for being a "stalker" to Adrien, and it would only get worse if they broke up, and she turned around and dated him again as Ladybug when he doesnt know it's her. I can already see the salt posts about how she's so obsessive and won't move on and how she's taking advantage of him and tricking him.

Adrinette is the side that worked, that's why they went that route. It allows the heroes to be heroes and the kids to be kids. We can still get meaningful interactions with the other sides while they are dating as civilians. I'm actually looking forward to seeing how the dynamics evolve in future seasons. I wanna see MC and Ladrien half-requited with the heroes privately swooning over their bf/gf personally. We got a little bit of it in s5 with Chat swooning over Marinette when she was being a boss bitch. I want that in Ladrien, please.

I don't know why people hate Adrinette being together so much. I don't know where people get the idea that it's boring or problematic or detrimental to their characters or whatever fucking complaint they have against it. The Adrinette we got in s5 was great and so meaningful, and I'm happy that they did what they did. They could have just stuck them together in s5 and been like okay all of their problems are solved, and they're totally perfect and in love, but that's not what happened. They weren't perfect. They had to work together to make it work. They both recognized their traumas and respected each other's boundaries until they found something that worked for both of them. They really fought so damn hard to be together last season, but people just don't fucking care. My heart broke for them when they finally shared their first kiss, and it wasn't the perfect romantic moment they imagined. It was desperate, longing, afraid. All they wanted all season was just to be together, and now they finally have that. And we got that in a kids cartoon! So often love is treated as a fantasy where everything is perfect, and the couple gets together in the end and rides off into the sunset and lives happily ever after. But that wasn't their story, and I applaud them for that. I love that this show depicted the messier but crucially important sides of love about setting boundaries, addressing trauma so you don't hurt the other person, being patient and understanding while the other person is working through something because those things are hard in a relationship. A lot of those things are make or break in relationships, but the ones that want to be together will put in the work, and I think it's so important to show that in an age appropriate way to kids.

So, yeah, fuck anyone rooting for their downfall. Fuck anyone who thinks that the 4 sides are competing with each other and that Adrinette being together is an affront to their favorite side. Fuck anyone who thinks Adrinette being together is bad. It's not, and anyone who thinks it is can feel free to block me.

Maybe instead of rooting for Adrinette to break up, people should be rooting for a reveal. That's how we get the other sides, babes. That's how we should want to get the other sides. But this fandom isn't ready for a reveal tbh. They'd just bitch about how the sides are all the same now, and it's so boring. Can't win for fucking losing in this show.

#cat replies #asks #s5 discourse #i just want to enjoy them ya know #i wish people watched this show with their fucking eyes openn #sheeesh #sometimes i think its just me and the nonnies on this blog that understand the love square #like s5 made perfect sense to me babes #sorry yall missed all the signs #sorry yall are so bitter bc im having a great time here personally and i wish yall could enjoy it with me