#i would be SO offended

[somegrumpynerd]

Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Truce au #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Cross Sans #Horror Sans #Nightmare Sans #''I don't feel like drawing a bunch I'll just do a quick silly doodle'' sits up until 1am finishing this #But this is about their bad habits not mine so #Killer and Cross are the worst offenders for sleep but they're pretty managable #Dust is the worst for food but Horror can coax him into enough food to get by #Horror was - for a short time when he first joined - Nightmare's clear favourite #Because he would actually ASK for things when he needed them #(Not that his joining didn't have problems of it's own but y'know #Nightmare was starting to expect it at this point) #I should ramble for 10 pages about the boys joining the gang someday #Not now cause I'm going to bed but y'know #Anyway goodnight gang!

[diamondnokouzai]

if magneto knew what the internet was then he would post to r/aita as often as possible and all his posts would be the top posts of the year. thats the kind of drama hes going through. he also gets permabanned from r/mutants for advocating violence

#.din #.txt #marvel #x men #GD I FORGOT HOW OFTEN XAVIER USED HIS GO GO GADGET PTSD ON MAGNETO IN THIS SERIES. JESUS CHRIST. #im scared of getting gwenpool'd into the marvel universe cause thatd be the first thing id think of if i met professor x #and like what if he hadnt used his go go gadget ptsd telepathy yet in that universe? #would i be responsible for teaching him how to give magneto war flashbacks? #would he be offended that i thought about it? might be worse if he wasnt honestly. #that would be my first five questions but my hand would be covering my mouth so hed be reading my mind. #< as in the go go gadget war flashbacks would be my first five questions i mean

[grand-line-shenanigans]

For those of us who cannot comprehend big numbers (me) I have done the math. FOUR FUCKING YEARS. SECUNIT WHAT THE FUCK.

#the murderbot diaries #all systems red #murderbot #secunit #words #math #yes i write in my books. sometimes. when i love them a lot #on a totally unrelated note (totally)- if i doodled pictures of the characters based on their descriptions in the library copy of #Network Effect (in pencil only) would that be an asshole move or would it be a charming little treat for the next reader to find? #i almost certainly will not do it because i like the public library and do not want to offend them #but. in pencil. and only little doodles in the margins. #only like. one or two. #id be so charmed if i found somethig like that in a library book??? is that just me am i alone in this????? #thoughts please

[notemaker]

The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.

#THE SILLIES. but also they have DEPTH. Which is INTERESTING #The circus man and the circus tent #theyre the circus duo #two ass CLOWNS is what they are #I find their dynamic very compelling. Its like #Lucifer is the devil from the BIBLE. yet Alastor gets offended by the unfairness of their power dynamic #MY MAN YOU WERE A RADIO HOST WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE #WHEN DID YOUR BAR GET TO THE FUCKING CEILING #Anyways. theyre fun. they have some fun things in common but theyd never admit to it. theyd be the friend to go bitch about someone #also im all for a qpr with these two #theyre so funny. imagine them as roomates #my art #art post #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #I wonder if somewhere down in hell the actual lucifer is looking up at us judgementally #i wonder what would happen if I showed a priest from thousands years ago this content and go: yeah this is how the bible looks now #doodles #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel alastor

[paladibun]

Fellas, is it gay if

#stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #they kind of look older here so maybe college byler #also I don’t think they’d be the type to adopt a chi but they would be the one to save one from the streets and keep it #Mike wouldn’t be a fan but Will would say they have the same personality and Mike gets so offended but he’d start relating to it #they’d both be so protective of Will with this whole like menacing expression and loud mouthed yet not at all threatening together #do you see my vision

[belbel19]

arthur pendragon is the first "where my hug at" guy to ever exist

#bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #arthur “where are my flowers” pendragon #arthur: where my hug at #where my hug at #merlin bbc #i think i am very funny #jealous arthur pendragon #merthur #he was so offended you would think merlin had just tried to murder someone

[bishicat]

"Would you be offended if I said I fancied you?"

#the only right answer: I would never be offended zevran 🥰 #i love him so much #his wit and general personality are just *chef's kiss* #he's just admiring the craftsmanship of his new Dalish gloves ;3 #dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #da fanart #zevran #zevran arainai #sketch dump #digital art #my art #i wanted to draw his antivan leather boots too but didnt wanna put myself through drawing feet #not like hands were much easier TT_TT #i hope i got his skin tone right pls correct me if it's messed up guys #bishiart

[linktoo-doodles]

top 10 telepaths in modern media

#takenaka momozou #mameta inukawa #tome kurata #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #my art #Linktoo art #comic #throwback to the time when I was talking about takenaka's telepathy 5 years ago and I got a comment saying well. edward cullen did it first #and I was so offended I still remember it to this day #cant wait to get comments of people telling me what good telepaths are there in media i'll look into it LOL #takenaka's just a guy that's used to drowning it all out but i think.. i think the telepathy club would help him research healthy ways #to live with it

[porcupine-girl]

Please don’t use collections to track your reading on AO3!

Someone is going through all my zimbits fics and adding them to a collection called “completed stories I’ve read.” Well, they’re trying to, but I’m denying all their requests.

Yes, ao3 has fixed the thing that made it possible for collection owners to anonymize your fics without your permission, so why do I not want all my fics in these random collections?

Well, imagine if 10% of the people who read my fics tracked their reading via a collection like this. Unlike bookmarks, all the collections a fic is in are listed directly on the fic! The fic I just got a request for has 12000 hits and 1300 kudos. If even 10% of the people who left kudos added it to a collection, every person who reads it would have to scroll through a list of 130 collections to get to the fic!

Please track your reading using bookmarks, not collections!

Bookmarks just add to a number on the fic itself, but if you click that number you’ll see the many ways people use them to track their reading. Some people use tags like “to read,” “read,” “complete,” etc. Other people use bookmark collections, which unlike regular collections don’t get listed on the fic - plus, they don’t require the author’s permission, so you can actually have an accurate list instead of just a list of the fics that got approved!

Whoever you are (I know their ao3 name but since they have no works of their own I have no way to contact them), I am very flattered that you like my stuff enough to go through and read all of it, and I very much appreciate it. But please stop using collections just to track your reading.

#ao3 #fandom life #I approve most collection requests that are themed collections or even just ‘my favorites’ or something #even though bookmark collections would also work for those #but if just tracking your reading this way gets popular it will be a MESS #please reblog this so maybe it will reach the actual offender eventually lol #notes

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)

#the scene where they get into a snarly fight because the country is poisoning them against each other? #and then the scene where granny is SO pissed off that magrat and nanny have to wrestle her down #and as the trees start to shake and the wind picks up - nanny slaps her. #that is friendship. #I would love to read about how it started. #how esme (thinner than a hat rack and easily offended as a cat; charging after every scrap of knowledge she can find) #met gytha (curvy as a road through the ramtops and biddable - as long as you suggested what she wanted to do anyway) #and they ended up getting along - more than getting along. being....friends? #even when gytha was more mother than maiden and esme was mumblemumble #they were friends. #discworld

[boydswan]

七人の侍 (1954) | 監督 · 黑沢明

#七人の侍 #seven samurai #classicfilmsource #mine #akira kurosawa #黑沢 明 #okay lemme explain the character ‘藏’ #I'm aware that Kyuzo's name in Kanji is 久’蔵‘ #but none of my fonts would show this kanji so I had to use this similar chinese character 藏 #I apologise if this offends anyone #I have no intention to express any disrespect for Japanese culture #too many actors & I'm lazy so I'll only tag them in kanji #toshiro mifune #takashi shimura #isao kimura #三船敏郎 #志村乔 #木村功 #千秋実 #加东大介 #稲葉義男 #宮口精二 #I love this movie so much it hurts #and these babies... #the fact that Chiaki didn't have a proper close-up that could really indicate his characters personality... :( #deserves better ily #Kimura lying in a flower field in 2 Kurosawa movies is sweet #and the incredible Mifune x Shimura #偷图死全家 #微博上的贱手除了会偷图还会干嘛呢 你妈死了

[kairennart]

Post-XXVII

For @blacksails-rarepairs

#bsrpw24 #black sails #black sails fanart #flintvane #james flint #james flint fanart #charles vane #charles vane fanart #my art #fanart #offended that they count for this fest. but also thank god they do bc ive been wanting to draw themmmm #i started this in january and said oh i'll have plenty of time! (<- didnt end up having plentyof time) #but i think they look good #also originally i was gonna draw them for yesterday bc the prompt was vanes ship iirc #but i feel like they would personally hate me if i posted them on valentines day #alsoalso i think theyre kind of the same height? but i could Not find a picture where theyre standing next to each other like normal people #so if theres a height difference im unaware of... suspend ur disbelief for this one

[fma-03lric]

Sometimes I think about how Ed must struggle w shit that requires more fine motor skills. Like basic things that able bodied people don't think twice about. We know Ed can't write with his automail hand. Flesh is so useful for getting traction on items. There's give to flesh, so you can pinch and hold things without worrying it'll slip between your fingers.

I imagine Roy's team becomes much more aware of the difficulties of having prosthetics through littler instances. Maybe somebody in the office asks for a pen when Ed's flesh hand is preoccupied with whatever. He reaches to pick it up with the metal hand and it just kinda skitters around. So he just keeps chasing it so he can pass it over already but he can't get a grasp on it. It becomes an elongated and frustrating affair and he's committed this long to getting the damn thing so he isn't gonna switch hands despite the stares he feels.

And by the time he gets a grip he's so pissed he fucks up the pressure control, clenches too hard, and the pen breaks and ink stains his glove and the surface below it. He gets that horrible wash of embarrassment for being unable to do what most anyone else could no problem. To think about things like this, when Ed is so incredibly capable and competent, is really interesting to me.

Compiling it on top of all his insecurity and self hatred I imagine he gets sick with anger when something of that nature occurs. Especially in front of people he feels compelled to prove himself to.

#edward elric #fma fmab #fma 03 #fullmetal alchemist #i have many many thoughts abt how ed would adjust to automail and the new frustrations he'd have with a body that betrays his command #you can only have so much patience and ed has very little on a good day #can't smack the offending limb for being dumb cause bro wouldn't feel it anyway

[yendts]

on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

#my brain has fully rotted back to its original state of them i’m sorry #actually im not #anyways i have lots of thoughts about this please ask me abt it #also james’ kid was completely random and made up ik in my mind he has at least three children but i dont have them solidified in my mind #but i saw that ref and immediately knew i wanted to draw uncle al <333 #i dont think scorbus would have children so they dote on and spoil their neices and nephews tons #they’re the cool mysterious gay uncles that travel and lot and bring everyone back gifts and also host fun sleepovers for the kids and #babysit all the time. like if lily and james ask someone else to babysit over them they’re offended #the idea of ​grandad draco is so dear to me however he can play grandad to james and lily’s kids whenever they’re at scorbus’ place okay #i should be done with my hc rambles lmao idk if anyone even reads them #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #malfoy #scorpius #albus severus potter #albus potter #albus #potter #harry potter #hp #tcc #harry potter and the cursed child #the cursed child #cc #cc squad #timechaser #starlight

[megacarapa]

i found this post and had to make it with them immediately

#mine #dr stone #drst #sengen #senku #gen #hyoga #senku is that motherfucker who cant say i love you back. but he finds other ways #i spent too long thinking about who should be the third guy here #i felt like a lot of characters could potentially play that role in certain circumstances but it still didnt really fit them #i made a first draft where the third guy was kohaku bc its super easy to find an angry screencap of her #but then got so offended at myself for making that bc she is NOT like that she loves love #then i thought it would be funny if it was ukyo but its impossible to find an angry pic of him #then i looked back at the original image and saw it was darth vader and was like. #oh yeah no duh i should be using hyoga GSHSBSFNA #anyway if anyone here knows about..... sigh. lego star wars i guess #id love some help to find the source of this bc it would be funny as a video too gdhgfj #anyway i love the 5th panel. how chewbacca is just there

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

“I mean, I still want to win. But for all of us. For Richmond.” | Ted Lasso 1x10 ⇆ 3x10

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #tedlassosource #ted lasso s3 #ted lasso s1 #ted lasso spoilers #manigif #trueloveistreacherous #ledtasso #probably have been gifing the same things so stopping for now #i. still. can't. believe. she. spit. on. him. #it's like she embedded it in her brain #and was waiting for the right time for a comeback #but in a way that would not offend him lol #if that makes sense #parallels