#i would die for dick and george is so good in it

[percervall]

what a memorable N.Y.E

Pairing: George Russell x fem!reader x Fernando Alonso Words: 2017 Warnings: oral (f & m receiving), dirty talk, degradation kink, p in v, unprotected sex, double penetration, anal, slight cuckolding (if you squint), multiple orgasms, squirting, no beta -we die like my hope in ferrari A/N: @monzabee, the fic that started in your DMs, hope it lives up to your expectations!

In which you start the new year with a bang

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You have no idea how you ended up back in your hotel room, nor do you know when Fernando ended up there too. It’s not his room, you don’t think but the champagne has made it difficult to keep things straight. Then again, by this point it has become a tradition for the three of you to spend New Year’s together so you’re not surprised to find yourself very much naked, spread out in the middle of the bed on top of the waterproof blanket he had brought with your boyfriend buried between your thighs, feasting on your cunt like a man starved. George has made you cum twice already –always so generous, your boyfriend– and he is rapidly hurtling you into a third until Fernando pulls George’s face away from you, leaving you whining and whimpering.

“Nando,” you whine, “I thought you wanted to see me ruined?” The Spaniard grins at you, and it’s filthy and filled with a promise that has your stomach in knots.

“This is why I said to George, your pretty girlfriend is the sluttiest girl in this club. Such a slut for cock, aren’t you hermosa?”

“Why don’t you come here so I can show you?” you tease, sounding a lot braver than you feel. His words leave you hot all over and you can’t help but clench your thighs together, much to Fernando’s amusement. George watches this back and forth intently, his cock already straining against his trousers. 

“You’re not desperate enough for my cock, but let’s see what that mouth can do,” Fernando says before instructing George to strip and get on the bed. 

“Georgie here has been so good to you, why don’t you show him just how grateful you are, hermosa?”

You eagerly crawl between your boyfriend’s thighs, wiggling your ass a little more than strictly necessary, showing off the plug George had gifted you in preparation for today, as you get comfortable. Fernando hums appreciatively as the emerald embedded in the gold base catches the light. Leaning forward, you arch your back while taking George’s dick in your hand, stroking him before darting your tongue out to lap at a bead of precum. George hisses at the feeling of your tongue licking the slit. You wrap your lips around his tip and keep stroking him. George grips the sheets to stop himself from bucking up into you.

You moan around his cock as Fernando slaps your ass. 

“I said, show some appreciation, not tease him. Suck his cock like the good little slut you are,” he whispers in your ear, leaning over you. His words have you clenching around nothing and you’re quick to oblige. You know you better listen to the Spaniard and for once just do as you’re told; something tells you that Fernando wouldn’t hesitate to punish you if you don’t.

You slowly take more of George's cock in your mouth, flattening your tongue against the underside as you do. Fernando hums approvingly, moving to press kisses against your neck and shoulder, and you would do anything to hear him make that noise again.

George moans at the feeling of your wet mouth enveloping more and more of his cock. "Knew you could do as you're told," Fernando murmurs, his still clothed erection pressed up against the plug. It's impossible not to grind against him as you bob your head, taking George a little deeper each time. "Ah, ah ah," Fernando tuts, fingers digging into your hips to keep you still, "make him cum first, and then I might give you what you want." And with that, he moves away, biting the curve of your ass to serve as a reminder of what’s to come. 

Trying to time your breathing, you take George as deep as you can, gagging a little as the head of his cock hits the back of your throat. "Fuck," he hisses, one hand now buried in your hair. The sharp sting of him pulling on it has you moaning around him once more. 

"That's it, such a good girl for us, letting George use your mouth like this." George bucks his hips, head thrown back. "So good... Am close, princess," he pants, fucking your mouth in earnest now. You keep still, allowing your boyfriend to chase his release. It doesn't take long before he curses once, hand on the back of your head to keep you in place, as he spills down your throat. He collapses back onto the hotel bed, looking pleased as punch. You pull off him, careful not to spill any of his cum and make a spectacle of it, showing Fernando how you swallow all of it. The Spaniard grabs your chin, tilting your face up so he can kiss you. He licks the seam of your lips, and you’re more than willing to open up. Fernando moans into your mouth as he tastes your boyfriend’s cum on your tongue. You can’t help but roll your hips, desperately seeking something to alleviate the ache between your thighs. 

“Oh you want it so badly, don’t you, hermosa? Need to have that pretty cunt of yours filled, hmm?” Fernando coos when he breaks the kiss.

“Please,” you whisper, eyes fluttering closed at the prospect of finally getting fucked. Fernando chuckles, pinching your nipple, making you gasp and arch into his touch.

“Think you’ve earned this cock?”

“Uh-hu,” you sigh. Fernando chuckles once more, giving you a slight push to make you lie down.

“Keep her on the edge, George. She’s not allowed to cum until she’s full of cock.” 

Despite this not being the first time you have found yourself in this situation, Fernando’s filthy mouth always leaves you blushing. You love it, you more than love it, but the degradation is not something you and George really delve into on a regular basis.

“You’re doing so good, princess, such a good girl,” George murmurs as he presses his lips against yours. He rolls you half onto his chest, your leg hiked up and across his waist and his finger dipping in and out of you. Whining, you roll your hips against his hand, needing more than just the tip of his finger. 

“Ssh, I got you baby,” George hums, sliding his middle and ring finger into you. The stretch has you sighing contently as he lazily fucks you with them. You’re not even aware of Fernando kneeling down onto the bed, now fully naked, dropping a bottle of lube and a few foil packets onto the sheets. 

“Are you ready, hermosa?” 

“Please, I need it, need you to fuck me..” 

“Such a cock-hungry whore, aren’t you? Need to start the new year off with a bang, no?” Breathlessly, you nod and let the two drivers manoeuvre your body so you’re fully straddling your boyfriend. You drag your pussy over George’s cock, fully hard again. He groans, stilling your movements so he can slide into you. Both of you can’t help but moan when he bottoms out. You can hear the rustling of packaging being torn open and him rolling the condom down his hard length. His large hands run down your back, pushing you flush against George. Anticipation swirls low in your belly as Fernando gently pulls on the plug. You slide your knees even further out, arching your lower back and pushing your ass up. At this point you will do whatever it takes, as long as it means Fernando will finally give in. George cradles your face in his hand as he leans down slightly to kiss you. You can’t help but gasp into his mouth as Fernando dribbles lube down your ass, spreading your cheeks. 

“Yes,” you whimper, breaking the kiss when the Spaniard pushes the tip against your entrance, “Yes, please.. Please Nando..” He chuckles at your begging, pressing a kiss against the top of your spine as he slowly eases himself into your tight hole. Your brain short circuits at the feeling of being stretched and filled like this, face buried in George’s neck.

“Dime niña bonita,” Fernando murmurs against your skin.

“S-so good. Fer-... Fuck, so full..” you pant. George pulls you closer still, his hands pushing on your shoulder blades.

“Let us make you feel good, princess,” he whispers, kissing along your collar bones. You make a noise that could mean anything really, and just let both men use your body. It’s impossible to keep track of whose cock is filling you, the sensation too overwhelming to form a single coherent thought. Through the haze of lust, you can hear both men pant and curse as they chase their release. You can feel the coil in the pit of your stomach tighten, clenching down on George’s cock. 

“So tight, so good for me princess. Fuck, I’m gonna- gonna cum…” 

“Yes..” you sigh, “please baby, fill me.” George tilts your chin down for a searing kiss, groaning into your mouth as he spills deep inside of you. Fernando pulls you up by your arms, your back now pressed against his front. You lock eyes with George and the love you see written all over his face while another man fucks what’s his, forms a lump in your throat.

“So pretty like this, princess,” George says as one of Fernando’s hands cups your breast while the other encircles your throat. He doesn’t squeeze, just keeps it there as his hips snap against your ass. George’s softening cock slips out of you and you can feel his cum slowly dripping out. 

“Oh you like being put on display like this, don’t you? Such a slut for it, aren’t you hermosa?” The only response you can give him is a whine as the hand that was playing with your nipple slides down your stomach to rub two fingers against your clit. 

“Please.. Fernando, I need- Need to- please please please please can I cum?” you sob, thighs trembling.

“Hold it,” he growls into your ear, applying the slightest bit more pressure against your clit. It has you bucking in his hold, earning you a dark chuckle. You can feel the pressure building low in your stomach, your orgasm so close that you can taste it. Laying your hand on top of the one he has around your throat, you squeeze it, telling him just what you need, as he tightens his hand. 

“You gonna cum for us, like the good little cockwhore you are?” 

“Yes,” you hiss, eyes squeezed shut as the tidal wave finally crashes over you. He keeps rubbing your clit as he whispers the filthiest things in your ear. Your body goes rigid, arching against Fernando and a scream dies on your lips. You can feel this pressure building, the feeling different than you’re used to and before you really know what’s happening, your orgasm drips all over Fernando’s fingers and George’s groin who’s still lying underneath you. The Spaniard bites down on the skin between neck and shoulder, hips stuttering before he spills into the condom. He slowly pulls out, leaving you whimpering as your legs stop functioning. George carefully helps you to lie down on the bed, brushing your hair back from where it’s now sticking to your forehead. It vaguely registers that Fernando gets off the bed to dispose of the condom. A bottle is pressed against your lips and you greedily gulp down the cold water, not even caring that half of it runs down your chin. The two drivers work in tandem to clean you up with a flannel and move you onto the dry sheets as they pull the blanket off the bed. 

“Did so good, baby,” George murmurs as he pulls you against his chest. Fernando climbs in behind you, draping the sheet over all three of your bodies. You sigh contently, snuggling into your boyfriend. “Sleep, hermosa, we’ll shower in a bit,” the older driver says, pressing a kiss to your shoulder as he curls around you. What a way to ring in the new year, you think, already looking forward to reliving this night for the rest of the year.

Welp, there you have it. The threesome fic no one asked for (what is it with me and writing threesomes to kick off the new year??? I am having déjà vu)

This would not have happened without @monzabee & @vetteltea, thanks for encouraging this brain rot!

Please let me know what you think, your likes, comments and tags mean the world to me 💜

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[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hellloooooooo!!! i rlly love your parenting stuff for tom, can i reqeust like something about the reader telling him she's pregnant (maybe theyre like 18)? like she's in the band and theyve been together for a while and she got pregnant and yk stuff fdhfhsdfd

if you want to add angst to it for funsies make the reader die of childbirth

(Hello! I'm so glad you like my writing and sure I can! I hope you enjoy it even though I didn't add the angst as I didn't want to make it very long!)

You Got Them At Least

He thought you were joking

Like you called him to your hotel room and seemed to be panicky?

Sorta in a little state of shock and he's just looking at you and asking what's wrong

And you just fucking drop the bomb of your pregnant

He got so silent it was scary

You were so scared for him to talk when he did

It was surprising to hear that the first thing that came out of his mouth was if you were okay

You were shaking, crying out of the shock and the panic at first but you calmed down a bit with his help

Yeah, his mind was hectic but he kept it down surprisingly well

He thought his life was over for a minute along with his career

Kids were never something he really pictured or thought of

Especially at 18

All he really thought of was tour, being on stage and you

He knew he loved you and he knew he wanted to be with you, just adding a kid to that now shocked him a bit

He cursed at himself for having it happen ig?

Like getting you pregnant and causing you to be in such panic

He's in no form a dick, just may be a bit cold at first out of his own shock

It dwindles down though and he asks what you want to do

He's all for you keeping or not keeping it, he didn't think he got to alter your decision because it's your body, even if he wanted to have a baby or not

If you didn't know, he took the answer

You guys just sit there for a moment with his arm over your shoulder as you both try and think things through when this comes out his mouth

"Our kids gonna be so fucking cute. Y'know I bet Bill on something like this happening? Now I'm out twenty bucks."

He's all for making jokes to make light of the situation

I feel the first people you guys told was the band

And they thought you guys were dipping joking

But when they saw how serious you guys were they finally got it

"Holy shit, (Name)? You're knocked up? You let him knock you up? Are your standards that low?"

That's the first thing Georg decided to say, fucking asshole

"Oh my god, I'm gonna be a hot uncle?"

Of course, Bill was worried about that as he went over to you, making sure you were okay while threatening the fetus to make sure you're a beautiful pregnant woman

Bill gives the best compliment I swear

He also has a hand out for his twenty bucks

"I knew he would be the first."

Gustav has his priorities straight and is the "I told you so" guy

He is excited for you guys though, and found it funny that there was gonna be a kid soon enough

Your guys' career had to stop for a moment while you began to show but everything was okay

When you went out the help you guys hide it from the world until they couldn't

But if paparazzi ever got to close and too personal, you had some friends to push them away and yell at them

Maybe things would be okay with a kid around

You got Bill, the sassy, weird ass uncle who will spoil the child rotten and dress them up

You got Georg, who will treat the kid as good as he can, let them stay up as long as they want, pump em full of candy and take them without you knowing

Gustav, the favorite uncle who lets them steal his hats, helps them play drums, has tea parties with them and would do anything for them

But most of all you got Tom, your boyfriend who doesn't leave your side all nine months, much less miss anything as your kid grows up on stage with you guys

Things will be okay

#tokio hotel #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel imagine #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz imagines #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #gustav schafer #gustav schäfer #georg listing #tokio hotel georg #gustav tokio hotel

[beachylupin]

can you pls write a blurb where remus finds you asleep on the couch and it’s all fluffy and cute

thank you for being my first request, anon!! i hope this is kind of what you wanted! word count: 1k warnings: besides the mention of curling up and dying in the third sentence there really aren't any warnings, remus being cute, domestic fluff (??)

Dozed Off || Remus Lupin x Reader

Work today was hard. The customers were rude, your boss was a dick, and you didn’t make anything for tips. You just wanted to go home, curl up, and die.

But you couldn’t. That isn’t the way the world works. As soon as you got home, you had to unload groceries, shower, and start dinner so that you and Remus could eat when he got home from work. That’s how it always was when he woke up early to work at the factory: he would shower while you cooked so that you could both be clean and fed before you’d both pass out from exhaustion, whether it be on the couch or your bed.

You toed off your shoes at your front door and sighed, taking in the unkempt flat.

The two of you had been especially busy lately. With Harry’s birthday coming up, you both had taken extra shifts to get him something special. 

“We need to get him something that will top whatever ridiculous thing that Pads is getting him,” Remus mentioned a few months ago. “Something that makes the ickle lad go ‘Wow!’”

The two of you had also been helping James and Lily plan a party for the tot since it fell on the day after the full moon, and Remus wouldn’t be up to much of anything on that specific day besides attending the party and sitting down.

Your flat had been nearly abandoned because of it. It was used for eating and sleeping; none of the normal shenanigans that you and Remus got up to. Dishes were piling up, clothes were strewn everywhere, and every flat surface had been decorated with things that didn’t belong on them.

You looked at your couch longingly. Glancing at the time, you figured it wouldn’t do any harm to just sit for a few minutes. You desperately needed to rest your aching feet.

Giving in, you tossed the groceries on the kitchen counter then plodded your way to the couch, falling on it when your shins met the deck. It felt softer than ever before, and the worn brown leather sucked you in, determined to make you stay.

Remus sighed, trudging his way up the stairs to the flat. He was actually in a good mood, which was a nice change of pace for him. Good moods nowadays were few and far between since he was nearly always at work or asleep: not spending nearly enough time with you.

As he approached the door, he noticed the stark silence coming from the flat. When you were cooking, you were usually blasting whatever artist you were in the mood for that day. Sometimes, Bowie could be heard crooning all the way down the hall, while other days, George Harrison kept you company as you bent over the hot stove.

But today, there was nothing, which either meant one of three things. One: you were finally using the tape deck Remus had gotten you for your birthday. Two: you were angry. Or three, and worst of all: you weren’t home yet.

Preparing for option two or three, he opened the door quietly, slipping inside, and pushing it shut without a click.

“Love?” He called as he took his shoes off, noticing yours on the mat. He glanced toward the kitchen, seeing nothing except a bare stove and the bag of untouched groceries. “You alright?” He asked apprehensively. When he got nothing in return, he immediately knew it was option two. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.

“Whatever Dick said to you today doesn’t matter,” Remus said, peering down the small hallway to try and hear any noise. Both doors were open, meaning you weren’t in the shower. The bedroom was the next possible place you could be in your small flat. 

“You know that guy lives up to his name. You’re home now, love. Everyone here adores you,” he said into the open bedroom. He peeked his head inside, seeing nothing.

Eyebrows furrowed, he backtracked down the hallway.

That’s when Remus found you: small puffs of air leaving your parted lips, eyes gently closed, looking as peaceful as ever still in your apron from work.

His heart clenched at the sight. He grabbed the blanket off the back of the couch and draped it over you as softly as he could. Remus pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead then tiptoed away, letting you rest.

“Baby,” Remus cooed, lightly pushing your hair off your forehead, watching your eyes flutter slightly open. “You want to shower while dinner cooks?”

You hummed at the scent of his aftershave. “Time ‘s it?”

Even through bleary eyes, Remus looked good. He had freshly shaved, leaving his face smooth. His hair was slightly wet, showing off the natural waves in his sandy blond hair. He lost his normal sweater and slacks for just a white t-shirt and sweats.

“Uhhh…” Remus looked over his shoulder at the clock on the stove. “Seven.”

“Seven?!” Your eyes flew open as you sat straight up. “Shit! Dinner!” You groaned, your hands meeting your face in frustration. “I’m so sorry, Rem. I didn’t mean to doze off, and I-”

“Hey, hey,” he said, grabbing your shoulders lightly. When you met his eyes, he smiled. ��It’s okay. I got it handled.”

“I know, but-” You looked around him, noticing how clean the flat was. “Remus. You worked today! I was supposed to do that!”

He scoffed, pushing his damp hair off his forehead. “You worked too! It’s okay to let me do things sometimes, love. We’re a team.”

You sighed, your shoulders slumping forward. “I just feel bad.”

Remus rolled his eyes playfully, cupping your cheeks in his hands. “Well, go shower, okay? We’ll eat dinner after, and then, I’ll figure out a way to make you feel so much better.” He kissed your lips firmly, pulling away to leave you breathless. He kissed your cheek, then nipped your jaw lightly.

“I love you,” you said, now cupping his face in your hands before he could go any further. “You know that, right?”

Remus smiled. “I know. I love you more.” He kissed you again before pulling away, leaning in so that his breath tickled your ear. “Now, go shower before dinner is burnt, and I have to eat you.”

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[george-weasleys-girl]

oii

can imix kinktober with halloween?? Please?? I didn’t know if i could order 2 prompts, so if you want you can use only the first one. Fred x f!Reader (Adults)

The twins have a Halloween party and the reader goes dressed as Mortiça (this idea came from a post I saw from Fred saying "I would die for her, I would kill for her", like Gomez) Sexy black dress, pointed red nails, anyway... Fred and she drink a little, she is teasing her boyfriend and when the end of the party comes... then you do ✨your magic✨

"I just want to know who gave you the right to be this fucking sexy." "First one to make a noise loses." -🧸

Thank you for such a fun request! I hope you enjoy it!😊

Don't Torture Yourself Fred, That's My Job

Warnings: smut, a bit of teasing, intercourse, cursing

18+only

Fred Weasley x fem!reader

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Fred thought it would be fun for him and Y/N to dress up as Gomez and Morticia Addams for the annual Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Halloween party.

It wasn't so much fun anymore.

Rather, it was insanely, unbearably and painfully frustrating.

For the umpteenth time tonight, he was attempting to subtly shift his pants to hide his raging hard-on. Between watching Y/N sashay around in that skin-tight dress, swaying her cute, little ass around and her constantly and strategically rubbing it up against him, he'd developed a permanent boner.

It was almost if she knew what she was doing.

Because she fucking did.

And if he didn't do something about it soon, he was going to explode.

"Hey mate, you're standing at attention again," George snickered as he and his girlfriend strolled by.

"Gee, thanks. I hadn't noticed," Fred grumbled and tried to think about anything other than bending Y/N over in dark corner and fucking her until she couldn't walk straight.

~•~

"I just want to know who gave you the right to be this fucking sexy?" Fred growled in her ear, bending her over his desk, his hands deftly pushing up her dress.

A few stragglers still lingered, but the party was effectively over, and Y/N had gone upstairs to his office to "put a few things away."

"Last I checked, it was you, my love," she grinned, her cheek flush against the desk. "You chose the outfit."

"Yeah, well, I didn't expect you to be rubbing yourself all over me all night." He unzipped his pants, pulling out his throbbing dick. "You’re going to need crutches when I’m done fucking you."

"Promises, promises," Y/N teased as Fred pulled her panties to the side.

Without warning, Fred shoved his cock into her all the way to the hilt. "Does that feel like a promise?" He groaned in her ear.

"Or what about this?" He pulled all the way out, then slammed back into her.

"Or this?" He thrust into her again, the force of it pushing the desk forward a few inches.

"Fuck," Y/N moaned, her red nails clawing at the wood.

"That's exactly what I'm going to do," he grunted, his pace picking up. "And your not going to make on peep. Are you?"

Y/N shook her head frantically, biting back another moan.

"Good," he said. "I don't want to be interrupted."

Fred's breath was hot on the back of her neck as he fucked into her. His fingers teased her clit, bringing her close, only to pull away at the last second, before doing it all over again. "Fucking little minx," he groaned. "I'm going to torture you like you tortured me half the night." His fingers shifted away from her clit once again, drawing tiniest of whines from her lips. "But, lucky for you, I'm not going to last very long."

He shifted his angle, driving deeper into Y/N. She bit down on her arm to hold back the loud moan that threatened to escape as her pussy rippled and pulsed around him. He knew she was dancing on the edge and he knew just what to do to send her tumbling over, pressing her clit down hard so that his shaft rubbed up against it while he pounded her into the desk.

Y/N clenched around him, her juices squirting out, drenching his balls. It was all he needed to lose control, waves of pleasure consuming him as he buried his face in her neck to muffle the animalistic groan he couldn't hold back as his cock exploded inside her, filling her up.

Only when his head stopped spinning and his legs no longer threatened to collapse under his weight did he dare pull out and offer his hand to Y/N. "Legs still wobbly, love?" He gently teased when she stumbled a little.

"What legs?" She giggled.

He chuckled, holding onto her until she stood steady. "Why don't you go on back to the apartment?" He said. "Rest up for round two while I help George lock up."

"Round two?" Y/N arched an eyebrow, grinning.

"You didn't think this was it, did you?" Fred smirked. "I'm just getting started."

~•~

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[tokio-motel]

heyyy boo boo bear🥰🥰🥰

so i finally thought of smth(kinda did i alr send this) AHEM full band(separately headcannons cause aint nobody wanna write alat) with s bf who is a BIG ASS ppl pleaser(wait wait this aint the main idea)

so

imagine reader prolly always gets his back blown out but he's always giving the aftercare(like them mfs dont have a choice) and on one particular round or smth reader didn't tell them to stop when he started to feel lightheaded n shit cause he could hear them whispering how good this was etc etc so he was about to pass out or smth like that(he didn't he survived) yet he STILL offered to give aftercare like a mf idiot(me)

ANYWAY im in school but i had to give u this idea frfr

BAND X PEOPLE PLEASER READER

HELP I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE PURE FLUFF UNTIL I GOT TO THE FUCKING BACK BLOWN OUTTTTT

(contains nsfw themes so if you don't like that don't read)

BILL:

・He's 50/50 on noticing small things like this

・But he's in such a euphoric state, whimpers leaving his lips as he rams into you with his hands wrapped around your waist

・Listening to you tell him how good he is, but over time your words die down and eventually your silent.

・He can barley ask if your okay, nearly stopping his movements. He would've stopped completely if it weren't for you telling him to keep going. As long as he felt good, right?

・After climax (EWWWAHHH) he leans knto your neck, smiling as he hears you begin to ask that amazing question

"Wanna go show-"

"yes."

・He just likes your fingers running through his hair, massaging his scalp as you rub the conditioner in.

・He's been itching to ask if you were really okay, he doesn't want to seem too worried or overreactive. He can already feel tears prickling his eyes as yo hesitate to ask at the startxbefore admitting to feeling ill.

・God fucking damn it..I should've stopped I-"

"It's not your fault, babe.."

・Cuddling you for the rest of the day (or night), not being able to take his hands off you as he tries to make it up to you.

・No like...literally can't take his hands off you. If you eat later that day he seats you on his lap.

TOM:

・He gets caught up in his own pleasure.

・Like he won't really notice it when you slowly stop responding, or when you go a little too limp

・He's in some sorta headspace 😭

・Whispering to you how good you feel around him, how perfect you are..

・After allat, he eventually snaps out of it and notices how your barley making any noise or aren't talking

"M/N? .. M/N you okay???"

"Hmmm..? Yeah I'm good..wanna take a bath with me.?"

・During aftercare he keeps asking if you're okay under his breath, kissing your cheeks as you rest in the tub together.

・If you actually confess to feeling ill or lightheaded his heart stops for a second

・HE ACTUALLY FEELS SO BAD STOPPP

・Like he'd kinda try to hide it, but eventually emotions get the best of him and soon enough he's holding back tears apologizing to you kissing over your neck, ignoring you when you say you were fine.

GEORG:

・Like Tom, he's not exactly the best..

・Telling you how good you are for him under his breath, not exactly noticing you slowly stopped responding.

・Can't help but feel concerned, unsure if he should stop or keep going

・He nearly did, but your hand gripped his thigh to stop him from pulling out so..

・Afterwards he puts on your favorite show/movie, snuggling against you as he leaves kisses on your forehead.

・Doesn't ease into it and just asks you flat out.

"Were you okay..?"

"What-"

"yes or no."

・no

・He feels a lump build at the back of his throat, yet he still tries to talk to you

・Asking when or what made you feel this way, making sure he would never do this to you again

・He feels bad about it a few days later, even with your constant worss that you were okay

・He's scared to have sex with you again for a little...THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD BUT IT'S TRUE?

・Like I said- he doesn't want to put you through that again

・but likeeee you need that dick so you convince him and it all works out

GUSTAV:

・HE'S TOO SWEET STOP

・He's quite good at noticing things like these.

・Stopping his movements when you start to look..off. Or when you just stop making noise completely.

・Ignoring your soft whine of protest, asking you "Are you good..?" ..no you're not. you're gonna say you're not and -

"Yeah I'm fine...keep going please..!"

・Hesitate before going back to his pace he was at before, kissing your chest and neck as his fingers go down your waist and tickles down your thighs

・Still concerned he can't really hear your moans or whines, but you said you wanted more so he should continue..

・He's sooxfucking tired after sex omg..hes surprised when you ask to give aftercare

"Are you sure? You don't wanna like..sleep?"

"No, no. Let's go get water or something."

・Giving you an aspirin and a water bottle as he gets a piece of candy, not being able to take his eyes off you as he contemplates if he should ask if your okay.

・he does. you answer.

・HE WANTS TO CRY WHAT

・Like..he made you feel lightheaded? He made you nearly pass out? He made you sick?

・Can't even bother to look at himself or think about him, only focusing on you and your needs as he spoils you rotten.

#tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel x male reader #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel #bill kaulitz x you #bill kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz x male reader #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz x y/n #tom kaulitz x male reader #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz #georg listing x male reader #georg listing x reader #georg listing #gustav schäfer x male reader #gustav schäfer x reader #gustav schafer x reader #gustav schäfer #x male reader #x reader #male reader

[the-golden-vanity]

💚 for the Terror. 💖🧡 and 📖 (but chapter(s) instead of entire book(s)) for Moby Dick

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

Ooh, it's time to make some enemies.

I really, really dislike the popular fanon characterizations of James Fitzjames. Depending on what particular flavor of queer a fanwork is depicting him as, the kind of... shallow femininity that gets forced on him makes me MASSIVELY uncomfortable. It often comes across as somewhere between homophobic and misogynistic caricature, personality stripped away and replaced with a pretty dress.

I can see where this started, though—the pre-Carnivale dress scene is something that's very important to a lot of Terror fans, and perhaps something that endeared them to a character whose Empire-loving, glory-hounding, "the atrocities I've committed are fun table conversation"-believing ways are (hopefully) unsympathetic to a modern audience. Still, I'd like to see more fanworks engage with that side of James Fitzjames—the tool of an empire that can never love him back.

This isn't to say I don't love queer or trans readings of Fitzjames! I just want to see the character still be a glory-hounding veteran of an imperialist war, and someone I can still believe would shoot rockets at bears.

💖: Already answered here!

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

I had to think about this one for a bit. I'd say it's the take that I see floating around on the Internet a lot that Moby-Dick is cosmic horror. If we're taking cosmic horror to mean the horror of the incomprehensible, the impossibly alien, the Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, then there is exactly one chapter that fits the bill—"The Castaway", which includes maybe my favorite passage of the whole book.

However, almost the entire rest of the book is our narrator-protagonist making sense of the whale, as if knowing everything he can about it is his way of coping with the devastating trauma of losing everyone he spent two years of his life living with.

It's almost reverse cosmic horror—rather than a sane man going mad from coming face to face with an incomprehensible monstrosity, our mentally ill (traumatized/depressed/bipolar/open to interpretation) protagonist makes meaning for himself by learning to comprehend the monstrosity.

📖: If you had to remove one chapter from the book, which would you choose?

Ooh, that's a good question. And a hard one.

Moby-Dick is, rather famously, full of chapters upon chapters of whale facts, some of which are even true. I will not be getting rid of any of those. Those are load-bearing whale facts. You pull them out, and the book collapses into a respectable revenge tragedy, rather than the earth-shattering psychological epic that it is. The whale facts represent both the fact that for long stretches of a sea voyage, nothing particularly exciting is going on, and you have time to contemplate things like the immense scarred brow of the whale, and also that this story is being told by a traumatized man who's going off on tangents because he really doesn't want to get around to the part of the story where he loses everything and all of his friends die.

If I had to get rid of one chapter, it would probably be "The Town Ho's Story". Of all the ill omens and tales of woe that the Pequod's crew encounter on their fateful final voyage, this one drags out longest and (to me) was one of the less memorable. However, I'm sure it's probably someone's favorite chapter. Many of them are.

Thank you so much, @georges-chambers/@alienmythologist! You gave me much to think about.

Ask me for my unpopular opinions about boat stories!

#ask game #ask #georges chambers #alienmythologist #moby dick #whale weekly #the terror #the terror amc #james fitzjames

[untiliendupdnf]

My Opinion

Feel free to ignore, I'm just going to have a little rant.

So, like I said, I wanted to wait before writing up any conclusions to this whole situation in the event anything else would be added and I think with George’s video I think we’ve reached that point. I’m aware Caiti has said she’s going to stream again but realistically she’s been so incredibly unreliable when recounting these events that I honestly don’t find it necessary to watch. That may sound mean but the truth of the matter is she has lied, whether it was through omission, stretching the facts or straight up fabricating messages the reality is she made the decision to turn this into something it wasn’t. At this point the only worthwhile addition she could make is whether or not she accepts George’s apology but that’s none of mine damn business and her forgiving him has no relevance to my opinion on George. It would be nice to know that both parties got some closure from the whole thing but it really doesn’t affect my consumption or creation of content.

With that out of the way I think the first thing I want to say is the “believe all victims” rhetoric has been twisted far beyond the point of being logical or helpful, especially in the social media landscape.  In my opinion believe all victims should apply to victims and victims only. By that I mean if your friend tells you she was raped or assaulted or abused then you believe them 100%. If you watch a streamer and they talk about an experience they had then again, believe them. But once fingers have been pointed then that belief has to be supported by facts.

Saying I was raped and asking to be believed is entirely different to saying I was raped and then naming or alluding to a person. There’s no reason to dismiss me if I just inform you of something tragic happening to me but if I then tell you it was done by, let’s say Obama, then you can no longer just accept that with no proof.

With regards to this situation, I believe in Caiti’s hurt and her feelings but I can’t in good conscience allow her emotional reaction to colour my logical one. She was made to feel uncomfortable and that sucks but her framing of this story has been highly exaggerated and honestly kind of manipulative. Now I don’t know anything about her but just like she’s allowed to feel how she feels I’m allowed to feel how I feel and as a victim the walk back that’s happened from that first stream has me feeling manipulated. Words were used with a specific intent and it’s honestly made me feel like my own trauma has been mocked so I’m sorry if my sympathy is lacking towards her.

George is a 27-year-old man, 26 at the time and I think he’s shown himself to be incredibly immature in this situation and showed a real lack of thought going in to this. Too much time thinking with his dick and not enough with his head. There’s no excuse for him not verifying ages and since he apparently lost his virginity at 19, he’s had plenty of time to learn this. I also think given the reality of the landscape at the time with the allegations it was foolish for them to invite them up to a hotel room in the first place. Sex isn’t a need to survive, if they were horny, they should’ve just fucked each other and saved us being dragged into this situation. I don’t see any of this as malicious so I’m fine with giving my support still but they really need to focus up and stop being basic white men. Put a little more effort in.

As for Caiti’s friends. 10000000000000% they did this on purpose and Dream was right to say so in his Reddit post and I’ll die on that hill. Caiti needs to invest in better friends because these ones are not it.

#if you have any questions feel free to drop an ask #perfectly willing to discuss this #nike writes #fandom discourse

[meowmeowchapel]

the newsroom, election night, part i, sentence starter meme

I just need to know we're off the record.

You need me to say the words?

There's a mob out there with pitchforks.

Well, I'm sorry we didn't meet your East Coast intellectual standards.

Hey, I'm not fucking around.

Why are you jovial?

I've appointed myself in charge of morale.

The unhappiest guy in the building is in charge of morale.

We have gone to the zoo!

I just described myself as liquid sex.

I just badly need to get fired myself.

So you'd agree this is an unusual situation?

Why don't you just set yourself on fire instead of the cigarette?

Talk to me, too, sister.

What do you think he wants to trade?

Do you think there is any chance we just got incredibly lucky?

I've never heard you use that word as a verb before.

That's why my suggestion is since we can't deal with it right now, not to worry about it.

Would you do me a favor?

Say what you want to say to me.

You're the most attractive woman I have ever seen in real life

You're the most attractive woman I have ever seen in real life and I'm sticking by that statement and everything, but right now you're not making it easy.

You look like you were grown in an environment where it's dark and damp.

For you and me, that's like an orgy at a spa where there are college football games on TV and from the trees hang Christian Louboutins.

Heels like lightsabers. Boots! Boots are hanging from the trees.

You feel like I'm what?

A bomb that hasn't detonated.

I'm not a bomb that's about to explode.

In fact, I didn't want to brag, but I've been put in charge of morale for the night.

I wanted to know what the punishment's gonna be this time.

What was the punishment last time?

I've never heard you use that word as a verb before.

I didn't like how it sounded.

I broke up with you. You're the only person who's baffled by why.

You know what, hon? Can I just say fuck you?

King George forgave America in less time than it's taking you…

I think it's commendable and pretty shocking that you want to do something just because it's the right thing to do, but it's not the right thing to do.

I think you were responsible for a massive fuckup.

Why are you gleeful?

I'm on the right team for once and I get really paid.

My mom says I can't.

And you know what she said? She said, "I'm never gonna die. And when are you gonna give me some grandchildren?"

Tomorrow's too late.

Your hair is the color of goodness.

I was a really good boyfriend.

It's not like you're indifferent to your image.

How big a dick do you think I am and how long have you thought it?

#sentence meme #rp sentence starter

[matthias-the-tulip]

parts i hope they keep in the red white and royal blue movie: a list.

for @failinginwhatdirection here you go

• "i'm going to throw up on you" at the stables

• "i'd rather be waterboarded" also at the stables

• "i bet he has a secret lovechild," nora says. "or he's gay. or he has a secret gay lovechild." "it's probably in case i see his equerry putting his batteries back in," alex says.

• midnight ice cream on instagram and "i didn't know you wore glasses."

• the awkward fist bump on "this morning"

• "do you mind?" in the cupboard at the hospital

• "you're not the prince of me"

• "i cannot believe even mortal peril will not prevent you from being the way you are."

• "are you psychoanalysing me? i don't think royal guests are allowed to do that."

• "is that the time you threatened to push me into the thames?"

• "no booty calls."

• "it was like you were trying to set him on fire with your mind."

• "don't let the papers print lies about me after i've garroted myself with my tie."

• "you are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life."

• the whole turkey situation but they really can't get rid of that it's too important - "buy a summer home in majorca with the turkey"

• mr wobbles and jabba cakes please.

• "you're jeff goldblum"

• "I BEG YOU TO NOT"

• "please do not attempt to steal my shine. you will fail and i will be embarrassed for you."

• "christ, you are as thick as it gets."

• alex falling while running with june cause he was thinking about henry

• "still waters, deep dicking.”

• “prince henry is a biscuit,” nora says, “let him sop you up.”

• "you're not going to kill him, are you?" she says. "probably not," alex tells her

• "i mean, er, should we, i dunno, slow down?" henry says, cringing so hard at himself that one eye closes. "go for dinner first, or-"

• "i'm going to die," henry says helplessly. "i'm going to kill you," alex tells him. "yes, you are," henry agrees.

• alex fixing his hair for him

• fucking eyelashes

• the whole polo kit situation. henry slowly putting his foot back on the floor 😂

• "you're a mad, spiteful, unmitigated demon, and i'm going to kiss you until you forget how to talk."

• birthday floggings et al

• i will staple your dick to the inside of your leg

• baby.

• "i miss you," alex says before he can stop himself. he instantly regrets it, but henry says, "i miss you too."

• "i want to... put my fingers in his mouth..." she moans, sounding horrified. (WE NEED JUNE)

• "if only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when american boys with chin dimples are mean to him."

• just the whole karaoke bar situation. plz.

• o captain, my captain

• "when at wimbledon."

• "i want to see a cage match between your grandmother and this fucking ghoul running against my mom"

• "and you are good. most things are awful most of the time, but you're good."

• "he is truly a picture, wearing an expression of bewildered panic and absolutely nothing else."

• all of zahra's little quips - "every time i see you, it takes another year off my life." - "ask me if i'm afraid of the crown."

• SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION WITH FOREIGN MONARCHS: A GRAY AREA.

• EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND?

• FEDERAL FUNDING, TRAVEL EXPENSES, BOOTY CALLS, AND YOU

• "some saucy tart once tried to impugn my virtue against an oil painting of him, and in the halls of memory, some things demand context."

• I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU. THE MF. NORTH STAR.

• a catholic moment

• santa maria is watching

• "philip is the heir and i'm the spare, and if that nervy bastard has a heart attack at thirty-five and i've got malaria, whither the spare?

• alex's meltdown outside kensington. very important. - "how 'bout i just keep yelling and we see which of the papers show up first!" he turns back to the window and starts flailing his arms too. "henry! your royal fucking highness!"

• henry nuzzling his nose behind alex's ear.

• "next time we shall visit some of the george III pieces and see if they burst into flame."

• DANCING TO YOUR SONG IN THE MUSEUM

• "once shaan managed to dislodge him from the chandelier"

• "i will physically fight your grandmother myself if i have to, okay? and, like, she's old. i know i can take her." "i wouldn't be so cocky," henry says with a small laugh. "she's full of dark surprises."

• "your spine's a ridge i'd die climbing"

• "check the fucking news, you horny little miscreant"

• you're my mean friend

• I 😭 LOVE 😭 HIM 😭 ON 😭 PURPOSE 😭 once again they can't leave that out if they do i'll k!ll someone

• "what are we even defending here, philip? what kind of legacy? what kind of family, that says, we'll take the murder, we'll take the raping and pillaging and the colonizing, we'll scrub it up nice and neat in a museum, but oh no, you're a bloody poof? that's beyond our sense of decorum! i've bloody well had it. i've sat about long enough letting you and gran and the weight of the damned world keep me pinned, and i'm finished. i don't care. you can take your legacy and your decorum and you can shove it up your fucking arse, philip. i'm done."

• "for what it's worth," he says to philip, "that is the bravest son of a bitch I've ever met."

• "I've been gay as a maypole since the day i came out of mum, philip."

• bea pouring the tea on philip's lap

• henry pulls alex close and kisses him, whispers, "i love you i love you i love you."

• never 😭 tell 😭 me 😭 the 😭 odds 😭

• "my life is a cosmic joke and you're not a real person"

• "listen, you've had your first big sex scandal. no more sitting at the kids' table."

• how to love each other in plain sight

• "holding henry's hand atop his own knee" in the portrait

• "all this fundraising for sobriety is going to drive me to drink."

• "I'm the prince of...here"

• "you spent a month of your gap year talking to yaks in mongolia, h."

• "i know it's a lot, but you give people hope. so, get back out there and be alex."

• the super six

• alex tripping on the magazine with them on the cover

• henry fixing june's hair

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #henry fox mountchristen windsor

[lewis-winters]

How do you think each ship would win a board, trivia and charades games?

1. Winnix

2. Luztoye

3. Baberoe

4. Speirton

5. Webgott

6. Harry + Kitty (let's add Kitty for fun)

1) Winnix - supposedly the only normal ones during game night. They are here to hang out and relax. Nix even makes special cocktails for everyone! no sense of competition at all. Except Dick gets REALLY INTO charades and Nix can't guess any of his words because he's too busy laughing at the faces he pulls. then has to spend the rest of the night trying to get Dick to stop pouting over one lost game.

2) Luztoye - George is weirdly good at board games too, if it's something like Clue or Monopoly where there are negotiations and stuff. Toye's really good at rolling dice for some reason, so they're a formidable team.

3) Baberoe - I just think they're the kind of couple that has each other blow on the die for "good luck." Which makes their bad throws a thousand times funnier. And they have a ton of bad throws. Cringefail couple who's just happy to be there.

4) Speirton - oh they go hard. And not just in normal games but like. In Werewolf or in Coup? hell, it might even spill in RPG tabletop games like. these two go fucking hard. it's them against the world until suddenly the world is just the two of them, and then it's a battle to the death. when it comes to that, usually everybody else at game night is passed out and snoring while they're still trying to outsmart each other.

5) Webgott - kings of trivia. they suck at any other kinda game, but you want them on your side during trivia night. web knows all the academic stuff, and joe nails the general knowledge category like NOBODY'S business. they are both chronically online and therefore know a worrying amount of internet wank enough to win. every. damn. time. it's gone to a point where they have to be separated into different groups. it's that bad.

6) Harry/Kitty - I always said that I headcanon Kitty as a very grumpy tol to Harry's sunshine smol, and grumpy tol Kitty does NOT want to be here, no sir. She is ridiculously good at card games, however, because she is RUTHLESS and will not let anything go even for an alliance so Harry brings her along bc her win is a win for both of them.

#ask #winnix #luztoye #speirton #webgott #harry/kitty #bob hcs

[ticklishraspberries]

i just saw your ask answer abt having unpopular opinions abt the greys characters and ships.... please do share..... only if youre comfortable of course! if youre afraid of being swarmed i can always ask privately or in a comment or smth :] hope youre doing okay!

omg hi!!! ur so sweet!! i know u aren't super far in the show so i will try to keep this spoiler-free!!

i think derek and meredith are so toxic and i don't find the on-again, off-again thing charming. i think derek kind of like genuinely sucks and is a bad partner and person, lmfao. i do have a habit of liking toxic ships bc fiction ≠ real life and i can acknowledge when a ship is compelling in media but i would murder derek irl.

i have hated everyone cristina is with, she can do so much better. burke and owen can both genuinely suck my dick.

george and callie were good together and the writers shouldn't have ruined them. callie is good with arizona but again, everyone in this show just always has to be fightning and mad at each other and it makes all the characters look so bad. arizona and callie are genuinely like mean to each other, lmfao.

alex karev should never have a romantic interest, especially not izzie after all the sexual harassment he put her through.

i just genuinely think that the writers of this show are romanticizing and ruining so many ships. i barely ship anything, and when i do, it's either not canon or they're just going to wind up breaking up or divorcing or someone's gonna die??

so, i do ship:

lexie and mark - this one had to grow on me slowly over time and they piss me off so much because the writers just won't leave them be lmfao

callie and arizona - i have a lot of issues with this couple but the fact that they are the only canon queer couple at this time (of main recurring characters, i mean) means i am rooting for them despite how toxic they can be

george and callie, george and izzie - george is one of my favorite characters so i just want him to be happy and both of these people made him happy

addison and meredith, because i already ship a canon toxic lesbian ship, so why not a fanon one?

cristina and meredith - because sometimes a girl fumbles her every relationship with a man because her real soulmate is a woman

and then ones i would never actually write for, i love bailey and the person she is with, and i just started shipping two characters you def haven't met yet named jackson and april, but i don't know them well enough to write for yet, and the show will probably ruin them anyway so maybe i'll never get attached, lmfao.

#ask #yurimomentss

[noonemonitorsmyscreentime]

Make it make sense,

I’m gonna give my opinion on some major deaths on Grey’s Anatomy because I am pissed about DeLuca.

10-makes sense;

5- wether they were alive or dead the story wouldn't have been affected;

1-thanks for the shock value buddy, you a bad storyteller;

Thatcher Grey 7/10

By the time when he died, Meredith was done with needing him. It was a death that finished her storyline with her father, which had been finished for a long while. It was a death that showed more Meredith's development than anything else.

Ellis Grey 6/10

One lives, one dies. It’s not a bad end, but it was a wasted death. There was still much to be explored in their relationship.

Adele Webber 9/10

For Richard to move on, it made sense; they had explored a lot of their past relationship by that point and she had moved on from him. Divorcing a sick woman would have just been cruel on Richard’s part and would’ve made him look like a dick.

Doc the Dog- -1/10

Undeserved, he was the goodest of boys

Henry Burton 8/10

Teddy’s husband was a sweetheart and they could have done a lot more with him, but that would have meant him working in the hospital and since he hadn’t any degree related to a medical field it made sense. I wish it didn’t, because I really loved him. His death also gave a new dynamic to Teddy’s relationship with both Owen and Cristina

Reed Adamson & Dr. Charles Percy 7/10

It was a mass shooting, people die. Here the writers really had a free for all on who they wanted to axe. Reed’s death was better than Percy’s.

Denny Duquette 9/10

It had repercussions on the story. I wished he would've lived and he was always fun on the screen, but yes, it makes sense.

Dylan Young 0/10

The bomb was out. Severd no purpose, other than to have George's weird sex dream realised in a fucked up way. Really the guy deserved to live

George O’Malley 4/10

He really could have just left. Sure, it was emotional and it was a big loss, but really he could've just left.

Dr. Craig Thomas 3/10

He was old, okay. Did he really need to die? No. He was a wonderful man that would've helped Cristina realise that returning to Sloan-Grey was the right move.

Derek Shepard 10/10

Derek was toxic, he sure as hell was and I loved the man either way, but without a complete character assasination him leaving the show would have made no sense.

Mark Sloan 3/10 & Lexie Grey 2/10

I'm grouping them because their deaths happened in close proximity, but something could have been invented for them to move in. Not even Sophia would've been an issue.

Samuel Norbert Avery 2/10

I'm giving it this grade because it led to that whole Maggie/Jackson nonsense. It was badly done on the long run.

Heather Brooks 1/10

-she was a good kid and the way she died was mean and just for shock value.

Paul Stadler-Jo’s ex husband 5/10

I get no one wanted to write an episode where Jo goes to court but and drag out the story some more but I would've liked it to be done.

Andrew DeLuca -10/10

Like George, he could've just left. He was one of my favorite characters so I'm extra salty about it and I went into it in another post.

Alex Karev's entire story ark -3/10

Here is a character whose death would have made more sense. What were they smoking in the writer's room when they came up with this, because I'm pretty sure it was expired.

#grey's anatomy #meredith grey #derek shepherd #merder #meredith and derek #denny duquette #george o'malley #alex karev #mark sloan #lexie grey #little grey #ellis grey #I've watched grey's for so long I can't stop now #andrew deluca #andrew deluca deserved better #TV show #i really really liked meredith and andrew #grey's anatomy deaths #boat scrub cap #I really really like really don't like Amelia Shepard

[mickgaydolenz]

also because apparently i was absolutely unhinged watching yellow submarine last night, here are some of the bangers i said while watching:

pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy

me, down on my knees, praying to jesus for dick

george harrison and bob dylan fucked nasty

get in we’re going to veeeeggaassss!!!!

that’s the walk of a guy who gets dicked down good

if they were fucking healthily, they would both be alive and thriving. AMEN BROTHER!!!

piss in me

cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock ……….yeah….

he’s been bumped and grinded and bootied down on the floor

i’ll. fist. you. so. fucking. hard. you’ll. fucking. die.

that’s how they grow their apple trees. he violently dicks down holes into the ground

#i’m not even going to give context. i want you guys to guess what i’m referring to #considering i’m ace i get really fucking raunchy for no good fucking reason #also my bestie was laughing so hard. she kept just saying asIA!!!! #yellow submarine

[thealmightyemprex]

Fantasy Month :The Pirates of Dark Water(First 5 episodes)

Gonna do something different for this entry ,will be looking at a TV show,in this case the ahead of its time Hannah Barbera series The Pirates of Dark Water .I will only be only covering the 5 opening episodes wh8ich made up the openi8ng miniseries

In this 1991 seried we follow Ren (George Newbern ) ,the long lost son of King Primus ,as he ventures,along with his companions Ioz(Hector Elizondo ),Tula (Jodie Benson) and Niddler (Frank Welker ) on a quest to save the world of Mer from a dangerous force called the Dark Water ,by finding the 13 treaures of Rule before the the ruthless pirate Bloth (Brock Peters)

SO the word for this show is ambitious .This show is between the toyetic cartoons of the 80's and the more serious story driven shows of the 90's .This is a show where the heroes can be self serving and not always get along :Yeah Ren is noble,but Tula has her own agenda ,Niddler is food driven ,and Ioz is a greedy pirate .....And I like that dynamic,they are friends but theres is some shakiness there .Also I dont wanna say its dark but unlike a lot of shows from this era ,PEOPLE DIE ! Not gruesomely but In these first 5 episodes I think 6 people die ,so it gives stakes to the story.What also sets it apart from shows of its era is the fact there is a ongoing story:This is a mcguffin chase with a set number of things to get ,which is unusal for a show from this period

The ambitionalso goers to the designs and animations.I know Hannah Barbera is associated with cheap animation but there are some really intricate designs here and for a Saturday morning cartoon from the 90's the animation is pretty decent .The designs for all the monsters,creatures and characters are creative .Design wise I love the creatures known as monkeybirds which is Niddlers species .It does kind of lean into the Dick Tracy mindset a little with how exaggerated and grotesque the villains are ,though I do adore Bloths design ,very big and menacing

It also has an excellent voice cast of rather well known actors :GEorge Newbern from Father of the Bride (THough people might know him more as Superman and Sephiroth ),character Hector Elizondo ,Jodi Benson from the Little Mermaid ,veteren actor Brock Peter and even cult favorite Tim Curry make up our main casts ,plus well known voice talent like Frank Welker and Peter Cullen .Hell Roddy McDowall was in this......But not on the version you can watch.See when this was a miniseries McDowall was cast as Niddler the Monkey Bird ,but when it was brought to series he was replaced by Frank Welker,and Welker redubbed the first 5 episodes .I've listened to a few clips of McDowalls take,I think its a shame they redubbed him,but I also really like Welkers more comedic take,so I am split .I think all the acting is good and every actor fits their role :George Newbern has a idealistic and youthful energy as Ren,Hector Elizondo fits the lovable rogue type,Jodi Benson is always great ,Tim Curry plays against type as Bloths bumbeling henchman Konk and he is really good at it ,Peter Cullen is menacing as Bloths second in command Mantus,and I am a Brock Peters fan so it is a delight to hear him ham it up while being genuinely menacing as the series main villain Bloth (Bloth is also my favorite character ,no surprise cause I love villains and I love Brock Peters )

Now I do have a problem with the show and its the fact the world building can be sloppy.The Dark Water is not explained well despite the fact other then Bloth it is the main threat ,REn just happens to know Konks name despite not really being introduced to each other and Niddler just knows where Tula is from despite that not being established .The world itself is really cool and I dig it

Now by watching only the opening arc I was asking a question of myself "Is this a show I would want to wactch more of"......And the answer is HELL YES !!! This is a very good show ,it reminds me of stuff like Samurai Jack and Avatar the Last Airbender just not as polished .I think it is underrated and very much deserving of a cult status .I like the character dynamics,the world is cool,its got a great villain,if you havent seen it check it out

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I forgot to add this in my comment on ao3, but as soon as pete and h started talking about going to the woodland mansion I knew someone was going to die. I didnt know it would be two people, be I knew in my gut that there was a high chance of death. I just wonder who's going to be on the council now.

Started with a funeral and fanfare and ended with two deaths with little fanfare 🎉🎉

It’s tough showing two contradictory opinions that both have good points bc like Pete and H say: loot in the woodland mansion makes their life A Lot easier and speeds up the process to fight the dragon BUT dream (and George) are also right because they aren’t ready yet. Not really. And they just saw that with losing the captain in the swamp but Dream can’t try to override them without looking like a power hungry dick but now he’s mad at himself because if he had stood his ground, then let’s and Scott would still be alive.

So Pete’s death (in fic!!!!) is very hubris-y

Thanks for letting me ramble lol

#deep in dream #spoilers for chapter 5

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What's your top 10 Harry Potter favorite characters?

Ok, going from #10 being my least favourite of the characters I like, to #1 being my all-time favourite HP character who I would literally die for:

#10: Dumbledore: Oh boy, I’m starting off real controversial. Here’s the thing, Dumbledore is a very complicated character, and I find him fascinating, there are some genuinely terrible things he did, yes, and abandoning Harry at the Dursleys was a terrible thing to do, and those no excuse for that, not to mention how badly he fucked up in OOTP, but I also think he does genuinely cares about Harry, not going to lie, he’s really bad at showing it, but I do think he wants the best for Harry, it’s not like he created the prophecy or something, he doesn’t want the entire fate of the Wizarding World to rest on Harry, Dumbledore isn’t a monster. I like his backstory and I like how complex he is.

#9: McGonagall: Good ol’ McGonagall, good teacher, caring, will go out of her way to protect her students, and any interaction she has with Umbridge is pure gold. McGonagall is an absolute boss and I love her.

#8: James Potter: I really like James, let me make it clear: He was a bully at fifteen and he was shitty, and I’m not mailing excuses for that. Now that we got that out of the way, I like that James isn’t this ‘he can only be one way or the other type of character’ because even though he could be an arrogant dick during his teen years, and he was also caring and adored his friends, becoming an animagus to help Remus, letting Sirius into his home to help him escape his abusive family, etc, and once James grows out his bullying phase, he becomes even more likeable, the guy literally faced an evil wizard without a wand to give Lily and Harry a chance to escape, and if that doesn’t show how much he loved his son and wife, I don’t know what does.

#7: Lily Potter: Fierce and loving, doesn’t take shit from anybody, Lily is a wonderful character. I’m just disappointed there wasn’t a scene in the books where I got to see her own Snape’s sorry ass for being such a shit friend to her, ha.

#6: Fred and George: Ah, the twins. I’ve noticed they get more hate now a days, and I won’t deny, they could definitely be a little too nasty to Ron at times, and it never got really addressed, which is a shame, but I do love these two. They’re funny and goofy, and when they do want to step up for their siblings, or for Harry or Hermione, they do it pretty well.

#5: Hermione Granger: Ah Hermione, smart, brave, badass Hermione, who can also be a know-it-all at times and can be incredibly insensitive at times, but is still a good character who I really like. I like Hermione’s relationship with Ron, and her sibling relationship with Harry, I like how brilliant she is, just overall, Hermione’s pretty great.

#4: Ron Weasley: Ron is an absolute sweetheart, he’s funny, caring, loyal, and just pretty great, he isn’t perfect, he can be a jerk sometimes, he needs that jealousy complex of his under control, but I still love him, I’m glad that over time the fandom has grown to give the poor guy the love he deserves after so many years of some seriously ridiculously harsh criticism.

#3: Sirius/Remus: I honestly can’t choose between these two, who I prefer between that two of them changes depending on the day, my mood, and what fanfiction involving them I’ve read recently, I love both their relationships with Harry, and I hate how both of their stories end, seriously, the marauders really just keep getting picked up only to be punched in the gut constantly through out the series, Sirius is free from Azkaban, but he has to go on the run, Dumbledore allows him to apart of the order, but he’s trapped in his old abusive home, he finally gets to spend more time with Harry, but oh wait, he’s dead. Remus gets his dream job and he gets to meet Harry and bond with him, but Snape exposed him as a werewolf and Remus has to quit, he gets his best friend back and learns the truth about betrayed James and Lily, and finally gets to spend time with Sirius once they’re both in the order, but then Sirius dies, leaving Remus alone, Remus gets to fall in love with Tonks, and they have Teddy, but then Remus dies too. Sirius and Remus both deserve so much better.

#2: Harry Potter: Here he is, it’s best boy, Harry is so wonderful. He such a sassy and sarcastic little shit, and I love it so much, I love how loving he is with all his friends and family, I love how selfless he is and how he will do anything (including DYING) to protect the people he loves, I love how he doesn’t take any shit from bullies like Malfoy or Snape, I love how brave he is, he doesn’t care about what risks he’s taking, if there is something that Harry knows he could be doing to help protect the others, he’ll do it, no matter what kind of danger he could be putting himself into.

#1: GINNY FUCKING WEASLEY: Ginny is my girl. I love her so goddamn much, she’s brave, smart, protective, gutsy, funny, and an absolute badass. She’s also the perfect match for Harry in every way, shape, and form. Those two could take the world by storm if they wanted to. But seriously, let’s list all of a Ginny’s awesome moments, shall we? She constantly fought off an evil dark wizard that was possessing her for an entire year when she was only eleven years old, she, along with Neville and Luna, rallied Dumbledore’s Army at Hogwarts to fight against the Carrows at every turn during the school, and did everything they could to help Harry, Ron, and Hermione in any little way they thought they could while they were at Hogwarts, she also gave Harry some of the happiest couple weeks in his life during HBP. I love Ginny, Ginny is the best Harry Potter character in the series, nobody can top Ginny Weasley.

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