#i would like a 'not as big a jerk as you could have been' award for not SCREAMING at a person who tried to ARGUE WITH ME at a party once

[ashwhowrites]

eddie rubbing his cock on the counter in brat vs. belt gave me an idea…. tell mommy that if she oils up the inside of her legs and places him across her lap just right, he can fuck her thighs while she spanks his bratty ass. i'm sure she could think of a way to make her little painslut earn a treat like this.

BRATTY EDDIE 🫡

I hope this is what you wanted

Ever since Eddie felt himself spanked, he learned fast that he wanted to be spanked for the rest of his life by her. The anger in every hit had his toes curled. The feeling of her hot breath hitting his ears as she spanked him from behind drove him crazy.

But Eddie knew how his girlfriend worked. He couldn't just ask for a treat, he had to work for it, he needed to earn what he wanted. If he played his cards just right, he'd get spanked as a reward, which meant he could have an orgasm.

"why are you staring Eddie?" Her eyes looking away from her magazine as her boyfriend stared at her

"can I ask you something?" He asked nervously, his hand rubbing her knee as he bit his lip

She could tell he was nervous, giving him her full attention.

"what's up baby?"

"remember when you spanked me at the party?" He could feel his whole body blush, heated instantly

"yes I do" she laughed, her hand moving down to his ass, sliding her hand in his jeans pocket

He squirmed at the feeling of her hands on him.

"can you.....do it again? " His puppy eyes looking up at her, moving his hand closer to her cunt, sliding up her thigh

"do you deserve that?" She mumbled, leaning her head down closer to his face

"not as a punishment. I was thinking....a reward? I think I've been good lately. I really want to cum but I want to be spanked while I have my cock in between your thighs. I know I don't get to pick how I cum...but what if I earn it?"

She moaned as his hand made its way over her cunt, feeling her over her shorts

"I think I can think of a way for you to deserve an award" she smirked, turning Eddie on his back in seconds, climbing on his lap.

"mommy fuck" he moaned instantly. Her covered cunt was hot against his jeans.

"if you can stay quiet while I play with your pathetic cock, you can get your reward. What do you say?" She asked seductively. Her hips already moving on his lap.

He shook his head fast, nodding as he gripped her hips

"I can mommy. I'll be good"

She smiled at him, kissing his lips as she grinded herself down. Watching as his mouth opened in a silent moan. She wanted to test him. Make this as hard as she could. She unbuttoned his jeans, fingertips purposely scraping over his boxers as she pulled down his zipper

She quirked her eyebrows as he whimpered, quiet enough where he was praying she didn't hear it. He was holding back as hard as he could, so she gave him the pass. She can tell he desperately wanted to be good for her.

Once she removed his jeans, she slipped his boxers off his waist. Her teeth sinking into his hip bones. Loving the way he squirmed and gripped the sheets

"mommy loves your slutty hips" she moaned to herself. Licking her teeth marks that were left behind.

She pulled away from his hips, lips ghosting over his waiting cock

"so beautiful and big baby" she praised, her hand pumping his length painfully slow. She watched as his neck vein bulged out from how hard he was biting down on his tongue. His hands reach to grip her. She smirked and laced one hand with his. The other one pumping his cock slowly. His grip was tight as he squeezed it every time she jerked the tip of his cock.

"doing so well for me pretty boy" her praise had his ears buzzing. He was using every bit of self control to not make a sound. Praying his tongue wouldn't betray him and that his mouth would stay closed

"I want you to use my body to play with yourself" she smirked, stripping herself bare as his eyes watched her. Laying down on the bed, completely at his mercy

He swallowed harshly and slowly moved closer to her body

Laying on top of her, placing his cock on her soft stomach. Eyes questioning his actions as he looked at her

"go for it baby" she encouraged

He kept the moan in his throat, leaning down to smash his lips on hers. Using her mouth to swallow his moans as he rubbed his cock on her stomach. She placed her hand on top of his cock, letting him slide between her hand and her stomach. Smirking as precum leaked out of his tip and creating a puddle near her chest

Her other hand moving down his back, landing on his ass as she smacked the skin

Gasping as he bit down on her lip. His eyes clenched shut as he shook on top of her. He refused to lose his reward

"good job baby boy" she praised against his lips. Smashing her lips back on his as he worked to get himself closer

"don't cum" she warned

He nodded as he puffed out air, trying to control his breathing

Once he felt himself shaking, he pulled away. Sitting on his knees as he panted

"I'm impressed. I don't think you've shut your mouth that long ever. Mommy will let you fuck her thighs. Go grab the oil"

Eddie smiled and excitedly raced into the bathroom. Grabbing the bottle of oil and running back into the bedroom

Dropping to his knees as he crawled across the floor, watching as she sat at the end of the bed smirking down at him

Once he made it to her he passed her the bottle, shoving his head in between her thighs for a quick second, inhaling her scent. Not being able to handle himself, he licked her bare pussy. Coating his tongue with her wetness

She softly pushed his head away, oiling her thighs and tossing the bottle on the bed

"come on up. You can use your voice now" she instructed.

"thank you mommy" he whined instantly. Laying himself over her lap, tucking his cock between her thighs. She kept her thighs closely together to cage him in but left enough space for him to move

"you going to fuck my thighs while I smack your ass like a whore?"

"yes mommy" he whimpered. Slowly moving his hips, breath hitching as his cock easily slipped between her thighs.

He slipped his cock in and out of her thighs for a few seconds. Waiting for her to start spanking him. Growing a tad frustrated that she hasn't started yet. But he wasn't going to throw a fit because he knows she'd easily throw him off her lap and refuse to touch him

He wiggled his ass just a tad bit, reminding her why he was in this position. Moaning instantly when her soft hands began to rub his ass cheeks

"look at you being so patient and not throwing a bitch fit" she was quite impressed with him. He must have really wanted this reward

'I'm a good boy" he reminded her

She hummed as she removed her hands

Leaning down to softly kiss his ass cheeks, his hands gripping her legs as he shivered

"mommy please" he begged

"I know baby" she whispered, pulling away

Cracking down on his ass, the skin turning a light pink

"FUCK" he screamed. His hips stilling, his cock resting between her thighs as his body clenched at the sting

"that what you wanted? Be spanked like a slut?" She mocked

Cracking down on his ass again, landing on the same spot

"yes mommy" he whined, slowly moving his hips again

Looking down as he watched his cock slide between her thighs

He shook as she slapped his ass over and over. Not caring to stop in between. Humiliating him as he sobbed on her lap

"look at you. Bent over on my lap, begging and crying to be spanked while you fuck my thighs. Such a bratty slut" cracking down with both hands, his whole body jolted at the hit. Toes curling as he screamed and choked on his own tears

"you like the two hands huh?" She teased. Nails digging into the hand prints she was leaving on his ass

He tried to focus on keeping his cock slipping in her thighs but the feeling of his ass stinging, throbbing, and burning made his brain turn to mush.

"keep fucking my thighs Eddie or I'll stop" she warned

"NO MOMMY" he pleased, desperately moving his hips fast, squirming in her lap as she smacked his ass again

"you are so red now. My hand prints are covering your whole ass" she moaned. Not one bit of skin was pale, all burning red and blotchy

He hated that he was getting close. He didn't want it to end. Her hands spanking his ass, her oiled thighs soaking his cock, her wet pussy being so close to his cock. It was all too good. But he also couldn't hold on.

"MOMMY I NEED TO CUM" he warned. Hips shaking as her slaps grew softer. Still leaving a sting but taking away the burn

" you can baby. You did so well. You earned it" she praised

The praise went straight to his cock, eyes rolling in the back of his head as he shuttered against her

Moaning and whimpering loud as he watched his cum shoot out of his cock. Making a mess on the floor and bed as he desperately fucked himself between her thighs

Her hand cracked down one last time as hard as she could. Smirking as even more cum shot out of his cock

"OH GOD" he shivered

"mommy wants to play a new game. Let's see how long until you are emptied out" he could just imagine the smirk on her face

"mommy I can't" his body was already melted into her legs. He had no strength left for anything. But that didn't stop her

She shoved her fingers in his mouth, he instantly sucked them, soaking them in his spit

She yanked his hair to remove his mouth, trailing the wet fingers down his spine moving closer to his asshole

His body clenched once he felt her finger slowly slip inside of him

"MOMMY JESUS" he screamed out. His sensitive cock growing hard again as she fingered his asshole

Slipping in a second finger as her free hand searched for his cock near her thighs

Eddie's hand went to slap away her hand, swatting her away

"nuh uh, mommy wants your cock, she gets your cock" she snapped

Eddie cried out as she gripped the head. Two fingers fucking his asshole as she jerked him off

He was screaming and thrashing. But his body was stuck bent over her lap

"PLEASE I CAN'T" he sobbed. Tears soaking his face as he tried to move his hips away, get his cock out of her grip

"shhhh. Who's mommy slut?" She mocked. She didn't care if he cried until he couldn't anymore. If no safe word left his lips, she was going to continue

"IM MOMMYS SLUT. I AM" he screamed out. Another orgasm approaching. More cum landing on the floor as he shook. His body felt like it was buzzing. His ass felt so full as he clenched around her fingers

She pumped inside of him faster, her other hand using his cum to soak his cock even more. Easily pumping it at a fast pace

"MOMMY NO MORE" he begged. His hand grabbing hers, trying to get it off

She laughed at his struggle, jerking him harder as he struggled to release her grip

Ignoring him as she fucked his ass harder

"SHIT...FUCK" he choked out. His third orgasm ripped through him. Even less cum landing on the floor. He was slowly being milked out. Sobbing as his cock grew so sensitive in her hands

"good boy" she praised softly. Kissing his back as she removed both hands. His whimpering filled the room as she slowly moved his body on the bed. Face to face with his soft cock that was covered in his own cum

She kissed his face softly, kissing his cheeks, nose and lips. Kissing down his neck, chest and stomach. Helping his body relax into the mattress

"mommy's so proud of you" she whispered, using her shirt to clean off his cock

"no mommy no" he whimpered. Feet kicking the bed as he tried to run away from her touch

"it's okay baby. We are done now. I'm cleaning up" she reassured him. Holding his hand as she dabbed his cock clean. He got his breathing on track, refusing to let go of her hand

"I need to clean the floor" she said, unlacing her fingers with his but he refused

Gripping her hand even harder as he whimpered for her

She shushed him and moved up his body. Tangling her free hand in his hair. Softly scratching his head as his eyes grew heavy.

She'll clean the mess later

Smiling softly as her brat began to snore, holding her hand for dear life as he drifted off to sleep

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[themculibrary]

Field Trip To Stark Industries Masterlist 3

part one, part two

Anything For You (ao3) - pancake_thursday G, 8k

Summary: Peter Parker is going on a trip to Stark Industries. Flash Thompson is a bully. Tony Stark just wants his favorite spider-kid to be happy. --- If Peter was uncertain before, he was certain now. He had to go on this trip. Just yesterday Flash had punched his lights out behind the storage shed. He received looks in the hallway, eye-rolls, and heard whispered conversations he shouldn’t have been able to hear from teachers. The Stark internship wasn’t the problem, it was that no one believed little orphan Peter Parker. Besides Ned and MJ of course. And while everything would never stop, what if he went on the trip and proved it?

dog days are over (ao3) - syzdiezel T, 50k

Summary: Peter looked at Ned for support, who slowly nodded. “Okay yeah… if I was in your shoes, this would be very humiliating,”

“Thank you, Ned,” Peter smiled and turned towards MJ to stick out his tongue at her, who muttered a ‘real mature’ back at him.

“But… well… I’m not in your shoes. So, to me, it is kind of funny,” Ned shrugged, and MJ started cackling.

“Ned!” Peter groaned. Did nobody understand his plight?

-

Peter and his AcaDec team go to Stark Industries on a field trip. But that’s in two weeks. Until then, Peter has a lot of surprises waiting for him, that could change his life for the better… or worse. You really never know which one might happen when the Avengers are involved.

holy moly (it's a real do-nothing day) (ao3) - RJam9 T, 36k

Summary: (i could change address and try another state, i could change my name, it won't do anything)

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The school year has managed to continue on without incident, even with the Rogue Avengers having officially been pardoned. However, what is more important is that the Midtown High Academic Decathlon Team won their national competition. Technically, they don’t get any awards other than boring money stuff from it, which — when Tony Stark hears about it — he intends to rectify.

Which means they get a special, end-of-the-year field trip to Stark Industries on the behalf of Tony’s two interns; Peter Parker and Harley Keener.

Peter is not enjoying this. Harley might be enjoying this a bit too much.

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(or, since i’ve technically already done a twitter fic, i’m tackling the next biggest trope in irondad content — welcome to the mandatory field trip fic, everybody!)

If I Can Be Like That (I Can Do Anything) (ao3) - JAWorley T, 12k

Summary: Peter and his class get to Stark Industries for their field trip, but when they get to the front desk there’s no tour guide waiting. Instead Happy pulls Peter aside and tells him the tour guides are all out sick with the flu, and that Pepper wants Peter to lead the tour. Peter’s not freaking out… totally not. He can do this (maybe) if he can just channel Mr. Stark for the day.

OR

Peter is doing his best, Flash is being a jerk, Mr. Harrington is awesome, and Peter and Tony get some important things figured out.

Interim Intern (ao3) - Singing_Siren G, 7k

Summary: The moment Peter hears Mr. Harrington say the words “field trip” and “Stark Industries” in the same sentence, he knows he’s doomed. Not even Flash’s repetitive and entirely too uncreative taunts can snap him out of the daze he falls into at the sight of the field trip permission slip with STARK INDUSTRIES printed in big, bold letters. Oh, boy.

Another Field Trip to Stark Industries fic featuring SI Legal being BAMF, Peter and Harley as genius siblings, a new fledgling AI, and daily life at a tech giant like SI

it starts with a series of unfortunate events (ao3) - raccoons_bubbles_killerG, 2k

Summary: parker luck strikes again, and peter doesn't realize until it's too late

or; due to a series of unfortunate events, peter is left in the dark about the upcoming field trip to, *drum rolls* stark industries! and of course it wouldn't be funny if his acadec team didn't surprise him in the middle of a rush on the job

Just Greeaaat (Or: A Flashlight?) (ao3) - Writing_Desk_Raven T, 5k

Summary: One of Midtown High School's classes gets a special treat - a tour of Stark Industries. Which is just greeaaat for one Peter Parker, who's trying to keep the extent of his involvement there under wraps. In a place where everyone knows you, your classmates don't believe you've even met anyone, and where you actually do end up having a job to get done, what are you supposed to do?

(Alternatively: The one where a flashlight is a lot more than just bright.) (ONESHOT)

Just My Luck (ao3) - butwhyytho mj/peter T, 18k

Summary: Peter Parker is balancing school, his "internship" as Spiderman, his actual internship with Tony Stark, and the pressures of being a teen genius. Of course, his school field trip will take place at Stark Industries. How will he keep his identity a secret? More importantly, how will he keep the Avengers from embarrassing him in front of his entire class?

Features Ned, MJ, and Peter friendship, IronDad, and fun with both the Avengers and Stark employees.

Neon Liar (Hiding In Plain Sight) (ao3) - isaDanCurtisproduction T, 70k

Summary: Peter is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or more literally, he's stuck between the will of ten other teenagers and the knowledge that if anyone finds out he's living with the Avengers he can kiss his normal high school life goodbye. Can he keep it a secret from his classmates that he's living with the world's loudest superheroes? And can he keep it a secret from the Avengers that he's accidentally bringing his classmates home for a field trip?

And once he starts hiding things, keeping secrets, and lying, will he be able to stop?

And even more importantly: will Ned be able to keep his mouth shut long enough for Peter's secrets to stay a secret?

At least MJ can be trusted to keep a lid on things

nobody knows (ao3) - oriocookie G, 6k

Summary: Peter was dreading going to school. He’d been up for half an hour now, pacing around, fiddling with his hair so bad it looked like several small rodents had taken up residence there.

Because today. Today was the day he’d been fearing for a month. The day of the Field Trip.

Peter had taken every precaution to ensure that everything would go right, and that his secret identities, as both Spider-Man and the secret adoptive son of Tony Stark, wouldn’t be revealed.

Permission Required (ao3) - harrysthirdghost G, 4k

Summary: Peter Parker is just your average high school genius who works as an intern for Stark Industries, and is very close with Tony Stark himself. Somehow, his high school’s science class managed to book a tour of the building he practically lives in.

Peter Parker's Perfect Field Trip (ao3) - The_Mishamigo N/R, 3k

Summary: After saving his classmates at the Washington monument, Stark Industries’ offers them a tour as a way to lift their spirits… and it’s obviously not because Tony Stark wants to embarrass Peter Parker.

Snazzy Suits, Decathlon Trips, and the Almighty Intern Lab (ao3) - ironfidus G, 24k

Summary: Once the students have wheeled their eyes back around to face her, awestruck and visibly eager for a rundown, Roxanne beams and explains, “What we have here is hands-down one of the most exciting intern labs in the entire building. More importantly, it’s our only intern lab that combines students from multiple scientific disciplines. But I’ll let the lab director tell you all about it—Dr. Grayson, if you would?”

“Hello, Midtown,” LD Grayson says cheerfully, “and welcome to Lab 17A!”

“Or as we like to call it,” one of his interns pipes up, grinning impishly behind thick glasses, “the Cool Kidz’ Lab. With a Z.”

—

Or: Peter goes on a field trip to his workplace, bonds with fellow interns and secret coworkers, and watches it all (not) blow up in his face.

ft. A visit from Tony Dramatic Stark, the Academic Decathlon team living up to their reputation as complete nerds, and Ned finally getting the internship he deserves—not necessarily in that order.

Still Better Than Last Year's Field Trip (ao3) - mytimeconsumingsidehobby G, 2k

Summary: For once a field trip goes fine. Mostly.

The Field Trip (ao3) - Angeeelatin G, 5k

Summary: The field trip fic.

Or: how peter's team decided enough was enough and invited midtown over to SI to deal with their baby boss' bullying issue . Surprisingly, they didn't have to do a thing.

At SI, Peter Parker bows to no one, especially not to an entitled brat like Flash Thompson or this asshole from the military who came to stir up trouble.

There is Happiness (ao3) - See_the_starlight T, 6k

Summary: After moving into Stark Industries, the last thing Peter wanted was to take a field trip to his own house. Peter really hoped that today would go off without a hitch. Of course, the universe had to have other things to say about that.

Just a classic field trip fic, with a little bit of angst sprinkled in there.

The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Field Trip (ao3) - its_kale_chip G, 19k

Summary: Peter is just trying to live a normal life: going to school, being spiderman, and spending every free moment he has at the avengers tower. When it is announced that his chemistry class will be taking a field trip to SI, Peter panics as he watches his worlds collide.

Welcome To The Avengers Compound (ao3) - funkylittlebidiot mj/peter, tony/stephen G, 10k

Summary: Peter didn’t respond, simply pointing a blank and exhausted stare at the wall opposite his bed, trying to switch his brain on and shake off the remnants of sleep that clung to his skin. The windows were still dark despite FRIDAY having pulled up the blinds already, and it took a moment of confusion to realize his usual wake-up music was, in fact, playing.

Tony turned to leave, probably in search of his second cup of coffee as he waited on the boys to get ready, but called back at him from the hallway. “Don’t forget you have your field trip today!”

When Plans Fail (ao3) - OrangeOranges G, 3k

Summary: Another SI field trip from yours truly, featuring Peter Parker and his potty mouth.

Peter makes all the plans to avoid the Avengers and anyone else from embarrassing him in front of his classmates. However, this plan backfires when he meets an unlikely roadblock: his non-existent mouth filter.

When spiders tour their houses, chaos ensues (ao3) - pirateninja9 harley/peter, mj/shuri T, 7k

Summary: "I am very pleased to announce that we’ve been invited for an overnight tour at Stark Industries.”

Join Peter and his Academic decathlon team on a chaotic field trip to the Stark Industries. Featuring a bullying teacher and student, a confused tour guide and many Avengers shenanigans. With luck like his, Peter should have known this would be as far from a normal tour as possible.

#themculibrary #masterlists #marvel #mcu #peter parker #irondad #stark industries #stark industries masterlist #tony stark #field trip #field trip masterlist

[youre-amazing-say-it]

hi! can you do something with any mcu member (maybe chris or seb or anthony) where the reader is feeling peer pressure to have sex and she talks to one of the cast and they listen to her and hear her out and tell her it’s okay to take her time etc? i could use hearing this lol🤍 thank u

Am I Ready?

Warning: Talks of Sex, making out, talks of losing virginity, and manipulation.

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x teen!reader, Anthony Mackie x teen!reader

Taglist: @chrisevansdaughter @slutfortaylorswiftandzendaya @dumb-fawkin-bitch

“Happy six months babe,” your partner Jack said seductively into your ear. The two of you were in a hotel room celebrating your anniversary. Jack flew in to celebrate as you were in Atlanta shooting Falcon and the Winter Soldier. The past six months with him have been incredible, and he has always been a kind and safe person to talk to. Except recently, when things have become a little award around a certain topic. 

You and Jack were in the middle of a heated make-out session when you felt him grab the hem of your shirt. Like always, you grabbed his hand and put them back on your hips. “Seriously babe, can we not do this tonight,” you said as you let go of the kiss and leaned against his forehead. He threw his head back against the couch and let out a groan. “Y/n, we have been together for six months. SIX MONTHS. Why don't you trust me?” Jack said. You got off and moved to sit next to him as you took his hand. “Jack, I keep telling you that sex is a big deal, and I'm not ready for it yet. I don't know when, but I'm asking you for patience.” Jack leaned over and kissed you on the lips. 

“You know I love you right?” Jack said looking at you. You gave a subtle nod to him, “and I really want to have sex with you. Don't you want to have sex with me?” he asked. “Jack, I don't know yet, okay?” you said as water lined your eyes. Jack got up from the sofa and headed for the bathroom, “where are you going?” you asked, not even looking at him afraid the tears would start falling. “To jerk myself off 'cause you won't fucking do it,” he spoke with a raised voice as he slammed the door.

Those events all transpired last night. 

Now you were back on set, and your tension has been weird since then. You sat in your chair, drinking water on the hot Atlanta stage when you heard two voices come through the stage doors. 

“The red ones are the best, no doubt.” you heard one voice say. “It's obviously the green ones Mack; you just have no taste,” sassed the second voice as they got closer to you. “Hey Y/N! What's the best skittle flavor?” Anthony Mackie asked as your other costar Sebastian Stan stood next to him. You quickly put on a small smile, responding “Yellow obviously.” The boys shook their heads and continued arguing for each of their flavors until they noticed you weren’t inputting yourself into their shenanigans like usual. “You okay Buttercup?” Mackie asked with a thoughtful look in his eyes. 

You trusted these two like brothers, always being there for you in times of need. Taking a breath, you continued saying “Can I talk to you guys later, maybe?” you asked looking at these men hopefully. Seb smiled and wrapped the metal arm around your shoulders, bringing you into a side hug. “Oh, course Y/n. How about during lunch, we chill in my trailer and chat,” he proposed looking down on you. You smiled back at him; “Sounds perfect.”

By the time lunch rolled around, you, Seb, and Mackie were on the floor of Sebastian's trailer. Craft’s Services had a taco truck for lunch, and each of you had your water by your side. “So,” Seb said as he had a piece of lettuce hanging out of his mouth, “what's up in that brain of yours?” he spoke with a smile on his face. You finished sipping your water before wiping your mouth and speaking. 

“When did you guys lose your virginity?”

It just so happened when you said that, both men had water in their mouths and some trickled out. “Um,” Sebastian chuckled,” well I was a senior in high school. A girl I meet at Stagedoor Manor. And I lied about being a virgin and we both had absolutely no clue what we were doing.” You turned to look at Mackie. “It was in my first serious relationship. I knew sex was important to me, and I wanted to wait till I was ready.” You looked up from your taco when Mackie spoke. “Did you feel that you were ready to lose it?”

The boys looked at each other and then looked at you. They knew about you and Jack, and only met him a couple times but from how you described him to them, he seemed like a good guy. Or so they thought. “Is Jack pressuring you to be ready?” Mackie spoke to you quietly. You set your taco down as you leaned back against the couch cushion you set up on the floor. 

“Kinda. I keep on telling him that I need time to think about if I want to have sex, cause its a big deal to me. And every time we make out, he always tries to initiate it and I keep on saying no. and he did it again last night when we were celebrating our anniversary, and he Keeps on talking about how I don't trust him. and how if I love him I would have sex with him.” You said in rant-style toned. 

“First of all, he shouldn't be pressuring you at all. It's not HIS place to say when YOU are ready.  got that?” Mackie responded quickly. You nodded your head as he waited for him to continue. “Have you guys talked at all since last night?” Seb asked politely. “I tried reaching out to him, but we haven't spoken. And it hurts cause I do love him, but annoyed he doesn't respect my boundaries.” 

“Break up with him,” Seb said bluntly as he took a huge bit of his taco. “That’s not your place to say,” you spoke angrily. “Look, you are asking us for advice, and I'm giving you some. Is he making you uncomfortable in this situation?” Seb said looking at you. “I mean kin-” you said before Mackie spoke up. “Do you think he will ever respect your boundaries?” Mackie questioned. “Maybe ov-” 

“EHH! Nope wrong answers. You should be able to answer those with a confident yes. Otherwise, he isn't worth your time.” Mackie continued over you. You know they were right, and you have been thinking about it for a while. But this talk really helped you solidify your decision. 

“I'll think you guys are right,” you spoke as you took a final bite out of your taco. Mackie scoffed, “Damn right we are.” he added as he got up to throw away his trash. “We just care about you, Y/n, and don't want to see you in an unhealthy relationship,” Seb commented. You gave them both a soft, warm, smile. “Thank you.” 

“Now,” Seb said as he took the giant jar of skittles from behind his back and placed it in the circle, “let's really figure out which flavor is the best.”

#avengers cast x reader #avengers cast x teen!reader #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan x daughter!reader #sebastian stan x teen!reader #anthony mackie x reader #anthony mackie x teen!reader

[emotionaldepravity]

My full thoughts on the Shibuya Incident

Initially I was kind of hyped. With someone as powerful as Gojo, he had to have something done to him for the story to continue. It literally would be impossible to have high stakes if every fight was "we are waiting patiently for Satoru's big cock to get here so we can jerk him off right now!!!" Its great for narrative tension. Combined with the deaths in the first section/ season one of the anime, it really was good. I love that he got jar Douman'd. (A little meme for NA FGO players to enjoy.)

I fell in love with Geto so the fake Geto stuff is sad, but he is so hot. Geto is literally one of the hottest characters in the verse. I don't care that he isn't really Geto. I'm still down bad for him. Him being Choso's dad and Yuji's mom doesn't even bother me. I know it should. Everything about this man should bother me, but I don't think he knows what is wrong with him. He is cooking with the stove off and no oil in the pan, but that's okay. I'll just cook dinner instead. I'll fix him. Maybe... though for real? He is just a good overall "I'm here for chaos" villain. His plan is nonsensical, but DAMN he is PLANNING! Everything has gone right for him! Even better than he hoped sometimes!!! That's hot. You can't tell me that isn't so sexy. He is so fucked up. I need him biblically. Not sure I want to be experimented on, but with that face? I'd probably say yes.

THE DEATHS............................................ I can't think of a single one that was worth it. Mahito was the only person I wanted to die by arc's end, and it wasn't brutal enough for me to be satisfied.

Rip Hanami and Jogo. Best married couple. Dagon, our little creature, rip. You eating all those people were adorable, you did nothing wrong.

NANAMI 😭 NOBARA 😭 GETO'S DAUGHTERS 😭

At least they can be dead together .....😭

WHY DIDN'T MEI MEI DIE!!!!!!!!!??????? I HATE HER!!!!!! Literally the arc would have been better if she died. I'm not kidding.

Thank goodness Maki didn't die. I just... ahhhh.

The principal dying....................... pointless and stupid. Literally didn't know him and then he died. This felt like Gege wanted to kill off someone else and just did a lottery.

Toji gets a "best dad award!" We love him. 💕

CHOSO IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A GUY WHO LOVES HIS BROTHERS AND MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED THIS MAN!!!!!!!!! I NEED HIM NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I'd do anything for Choso.

Miwa and Mechamaru (I don't know what his real name is sorry.) ........... honestly nothing hurts worse than that subway scene. I wish they could have been together. It just... I get it but I hate the themes of JJK. I might hate the story too at this point. I just am on the train to see the trainwreak.

Sukuna somehow takes sexy evil and makes it unsexy and boring. I want to like him, but gosh its so hard to. He is really... boring... Just like how it took me a while to realize I was being tsundere for Gojo, I just haven't decided how I feel about him. Like okay him blowing away that many people is hot but he made Yuji cry......I'm just kidding I just feel like he has yet to have any qualities I see as redeeming or interesting, and his psyche isn't as bizarre and confusing as fake Geto so I don't want to put him in an observation chamber and study him. I need some information about him. I have no attachment. I think Hidden Inventory made me like Gojo so if we get anything about Sukuna's past I'll feel some way about him.

#jjk spoilers #manga of course #ahhh i respect the grind but i hate it #the story makes me so sad #and since it lacks hope im pretty sure its just going to become more depressing and soul crushing #not a single event has occurred for the better #thank goodness for fanfics

[mercheswan]

The Mile High Club

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Theo Raeken

Rating: Explicit.

Words: 2990

Summary: Stiles is fired from the FBI due to him not being good at following the rules and protocols. He ends up working as a Bodyguard for some rich kids and celebrities. Enter Theo Raeken; Rap Superstar.

Theo grinned almost predatory. “Stiles…” The singer whispered in a low and sensual voice. “Won’t you join the Mile High Club with me?”

For @steodiscord May Prompt: Famous AU.

You can also read it in AO3. (Link in the comments)

Sometimes Stiles regretted the fact that he has the inability to follow rules. That had been the primary reason why, It has not worked for him in the FBI. Too many protocols, too much bureaucracy. Stiles was more the type to act first and ask for forgiveness later, and that didn’t settle right with the Federal Bureau.

He could have gone back to Beacon Hills to work under his father in the police department, but he felt a little bit ashamed that he had ruined such a big professional opportunity that when some FBI acquaintances told him about the possibility to work as a personal bodyguard he decided to do it. He could join his father in Beacon Hills later, he needed to prove that he could be independent. Furthermore, the bodyguard job was especially well payed and he only had to accompany some rich kids to some parties or events.

That was how he met Theo. Theo Raeken new rap superstar, he was the ‘moment’ as the celebrity blogs and music radios claimed. He was young, hot as hell and charismatic. He also worked as a model and he was beginning to do some television too. Stiles had no doubt that the man will end up being on the big screen in no time.

When the personal security enterprise contacted Stiles to tell him that his new client was Theo, Stiles had to admit that he was a little bit excited. The guy was incredibly handsome and sexy, so at least Stiles could get a good view while doing his job. But, Stiles predicted the rap singer to be a total jerk and he wasn’t very wrong in his assumptions. It wasn’t that Theo was rude or problematic, but he totally knew how to manipulate people and use his fame to get what he wanted. It was very irritating, but at the same time it fascinated Stiles how well Theo managed to make the people dance at his orders. It was kinda hot.

In addition, It seemed that Theo liked Stiles cause he always requested him as his personal bodyguard. It was very good money.

This last job consisted in accompanying the Raeken boy to Las Vegas to a music awards show. So they took a private jet to get there.

“First time in a plane Stiles?” Theo smirked.

“No. But, it is the first time I’m flying in such a little airplane. It looks more like a Star Wars spaceship” Stiles replied. Theo snorted at his comment.

“And have you been to Las Vegas before?” Theo questioned. Stiles shook his head. He had never. His best friend from High School, Scott, had never been the party type. If he had got along better with Danny and Jackson, Stiles would have probably come already to some party. “Then you are going to love it. The wildness of this city is incredible. Everyone acts impulsed by three things: money, party and sex” Theo said in a seductive voice. It made Stiles shiver. Why did his client had to be so hot!?

“I’m working though. You know, bodyguard and all that ” Stiles said.

“Stiles” Theo came closer focusing his eyes on the Stilinski boy. Stiles almost gulped out loud, he suddenly felt like he was a prey being hunted. “You know what they say, what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. I’m gonna party hard and you can do the same if you want” Theo smirked mischievously.

Stiles wasn’t sure what Theo was proposing but he felt tempted to say yes. Instead, he just smiled politely and stared at the plane’s window.

For a few minutes neither spoke but then Theo broke the silence. “You know, I always ask for you when I hire your enterprise” Stiles glared at the singer. “It’s because I like you. The first time they assigned you to me I was like, damn my bodyguard it’s hot!” Theo laughed. Stiles’s eyes widened in surprise. “And I know you find me attractive too, I’ve seen you stealing a glance or two sometimes”

Stiles felt his cheeks getting warm. “Whatever” he scoffed trying to hide his embarrassment.

Theo laughed. “Oh, come on… we both have the hots for the other, that’s a good thing. We can totally exploit that for our own… enjoyment”

Stiles wasn’t sure if he liked the direction in which this conversation was going. But at the same time he felt slightly excited. “What do you mean?”

“You said you’ve never been in a private jet before, right?” Stiles felt confused by the sudden change of topic. He shook his head. Theo smirked. “You know, there are some things people say you need to do at least once in your lifetime. I’m totally in for new experiences. Especially the pleasurable ones”

Stiles furrowed his eyebrows. “What are you talking about?”

Theo grinned almost predatory. “Stiles…” The singer whispered in a low and sensual voice. “Won’t you join the Mile High Club with me?”

Stiles froze. He had not been expecting that. He was probably turning red as a tomato. “Are you, a-are you mad!?” The bodyguard exclaimed in a hushed voice.

“Come on Stiles… we are young, hot, uncommitted and we are traveling just the two of us in this plane…” Theo said while resting his legs in Stiles’s thighs.

“We are not a-alone!” The Stilinski hissed pushing away the singer’s legs.

“Stiles… the pilot and the stewardess work for me… in fact, they work for an enterprise of private airplanes and jets for rich people. Do you really think they have not seen other clients… being naughty on the plane? They had sworn to secrecy” Theo huffed a low laugh.

That might me true but Stiles knew he shouldn’t. “The answer is no” He tried to sound firm.

But Theo was not going to accept such answer. He moved from his place to sit on the bodyguard’s lap and before the Stilinski had the chance to push him off, he pressed their lips together in a demanding and sensual kiss. Alarms sounded in Stiles’s head. He felt like he was in some type of wet dream. It couldn’t be. It couldn’t be that Theo Raeken one of the most desirable men from the moment was making out with him in a plane, and even wanted to have sex with him. How did his life became this?

Stiles knew he should have pushed Theo way. He should have maintained control and be a professional, but he had always been horrible at following rules and he had been horny for Theo from the first day they met. The bodyguard’s brain just said ‘fuck it’. Stiles melt into the kiss, returning it with equal passion. Their mouths moved with urgency, tongues dancing together, making the kiss get heated very quickly. Theo smiled into it, knowing that his plan of seduction was working. When he pulled away from Stiles, both of them were panting hard, the rap singer then began leaving little bites and kisses in the Stilinski’s neck. Stiles left out an airy moan. Theo’s hands moved to the bodyguard’s torso, touching his fit body. The Raeken’s moans were silenced by Stiles pushing their mouths together again in an ardent kiss. Stiles was trembling with pleasure.

“T-Theo… ah…” Stiles babbled out, huffing.

“Fuck yes! I knew you had a dirty mouth…” Theo mumbled biting the other’s lower lip.

Theo’s hand moved to rub through Stiles’s pants feeling his bulge and causing the bodyguard to moan out softly. “N-Not here!” Stiles said huskily.

“Come on” Theo whispered against the other’s lips leaving a little peck. “Stiles” he called into his ear before nibbling into his lobe. “You know you want to…” The rap singer said all knowingly in a low and suggestively voice.

Stiles closed his eyes and exhaled a moan, resting his head on his seat. When he opened his eyes they met Theo’s blue. “The Toilet” He declared between pants.

Theo smiled and eagerly nodded accepting the request, before getting up and grabbing Stiles’s hand to guide them both to the plane’s toilet. He opened the door and stepped inside with Stiles, quickly locking the door. The mentioned toilet was bigger than an average commercial plane one, but it still left small room to move. The bodyguard was pressed against the door, he looked gorgeous, so incredibly hot, Theo was feeling very attracted to the man being all flushed and messed up, because of him. He wanted to be the only one who got to see Stiles like that. Theo moved his head closer to capture the Stilinski lips on a messy kiss. He then attacked Stiles’s neck, kissing, sucking and biting, not caring about the possibility of leaving marks.

“The… - ah - o… - ah, ah! - you… - mmm oh yes…ah -” Stiles said between desperate moans.

Theo pulled away from the Stilinski’s neck and offered a sensual and predatory grin that made Stiles’s knees go weak. He couldn’t believe that this was really happening. “Fuck Stiles… your mouth… you have no idea how many times I’ve think about your mouth… those lips are sinful… god… how good they would look wrapped around my cock” Theo panted before smashing their mouths greedily in a kiss. Stiles whimpered in pure pleasure. He was getting so turned on, his whole body burning. The comment made his head spin in ecstasy. He was such a cock slut, he wanted it. He wanted to suck it so bad. Stiles’s hand moved to Theo’s hard dick and squeezed it.

Theo growled and pressed his body into Stiles, making their groins rub together. Stiles left out a chocked sound. “So you want it? Do you want my cock, Stiles?” Theo asked in the most sensual voice Stiles had ever heard. The bodyguard thought he was gonna cum right there. Another time, perhaps, he would have protested a little bit to the other’s cocky attitude and requests but he was insanely aroused and blinded by desire. Stiles fell to his knees and rapidly pulled Theo’s pants and boxers down, desperate to have the other’s cock in his mouth. Theo hissed when he felt the cold air against his naked skin. He was very hard, Stiles couldn’t help but to left out a dirty moan at seeing the other’s length, Theo was quite big which was a very pleasing discovery.

Stiles tentatively licked Theo’s erection, kissing and sucking the head in a teasing way. Theo groaned out loud. “Fuck… Stiles…” His eyes showed hunger.

Stiles grinned mischievously and laughed sending the vibrations to Theo’s cock. The singer whimpered in pleasure. Then Stiles took Theo’s member in his mouth causing the singer to moan out loud at the feeling of Stiles’s wet mouth around his length. Stiles eagerly sucked, his own moans being muffled by Theo’s cock. The Raeken boy rested his hands on the door to support himself as the stared at the bodyguard working on him. Theo panted and moaned almost uncontrollably. Stiles sucked like a pro.

Stiles’s whole body burned with desire and need. He was painfully hard, he needed to let his erection sprung free, so with one hand he began unbuttoning his trousers. Theo noticed the Stilinski’s movement and pulled his hair making Stiles whimper in surprise. Theo pulled again indicating the other to get up. Stiles stood up and Theo hungrily kissed him again. He guided the bodyguard’s body a few steps back until the Stilinski boy was pressed against the sink.

“What are you…” Stiles mumbled in a husky voice. Then Theo turned him around so that Stiles was looking at his reflection in the sink’s mirror. He looked like a pure mess. Flushed face, swollen lips, watery eyes. “Absolutely ravishing” Theo whispered in a low voice looking at the other through the mirror. Stiles titled his head back to Theo’s shoulder and left out a loud moan. Theo was going to kill him. Stiles reached to his member but the singer slapped his hand away. Stiles whimpered in protest as Theo grabbed his arms and put them on his back. “This stay here, okay?” Theo commanded in a sultry voice.

Stiles was panting desperately. “T-Theo… - ah…ah - please, p-please… I can’t take it anymore…” He begged. Stiles needed Theo to touch him immediately.

But Theo began unbuttoning his shirt, painfully slowly, and then he played with his nipples. Stiles sobbed in pleasure for the overstimulation. “Theo! Fuck you! What the hell! T-touch me already!” Stiles protested and whimpered.

Theo bit his shoulder softly. “You’re so fucking sexy Stiles…” He held the bodyguard’s chin and turned his face to steal a dirty and wet kiss. Stiles moaned in the kiss and then he felt a hand covering his erection. Stiles broke the kiss. “Ah! Ah! Yesss…” He exclaimed. Theo pumped the other’s member with a fast pace making Stiles moan uncontrollably. Theo’s own length which had been unattended, hardened even more as he witnesses the Stilinski boy turning into a hot mess before him. Stiles came embarrassedly fast with a loud cry, but he couldn’t be blamed when he had been teased mercilessly before. This whole experience seemed surreal and it was too hot to be true. His cum splashed all over the sink and his body had to he supported by Theo as his legs felt like jelly.

“F-fuck… Theo… that was… a-amazing…” Stiles panted.

“I’m glad” Theo smiled. “But I haven’t finished with you yet”

Eichi glanced at the other’s hard member and trembled with desire. Stiles nodded and pressed their mouths back together in a demanding kiss. He pulled away and hugged Theo, trying to catch his breath. Stiles saw Theo reaching out for the little cabinet next to the mirror. Then he opened it and took a bottle of lube and a package of condoms.

Stiles’s eyes widened. “Unbelievable…”

Theo snorted “I told you we weren’t the first ones to be naughty in the plane . They come prepared” Theo huffed a laugh. The singer met eyes with the bodyguard. “Stiles. Can I?”

“Fuck…” Stiles hissed in a low voice. He was getting hard again, he was still pretty horny. He really wanted it. “Wreck me” he begged. “Fuck me until I can’t say my name anymore”

Theo growled like a wolf, devouring Stiles’s mouth before bending him over the sink to have better access to the Stilinski’s ass. Theo put on some lube in his fingers and thrust them in and out of Stiles’s hole, preparing him.

“Ah… ah! Yes please… just like that… there, there… ah, ah” As Theo added more fingers and scissored him, Stiles moaned uncontrollably, still being sensitive from his previous orgasm.

Once Theo considered that he was ready enough he took one of the condoms and put it on. “Are you ready?” Stiles nodded.

Theo thrusted slowly into Stiles’s hole, the bodyguard left out a choked sound as he felt Theo filling him up. “F-uck Stile-s… you’re so tight…” Theo groaned as he kept pushing inside. “Ah… you feel a-amazing….”

Stiles was fully panting and whimpering with his eyes closed. “P-please… m-move…” He begged.

Theo happily obliged penetrating the other’s ass harder and deeper. The toilet was a mess full of moans, groans, sobs and whimpers. Cries of ‘more, more!’ ‘please harder’ ‘don’t stop, don’t stop!’ filled the room.

Theo kept hitting that sweet spot making the Stilinski see the stars. Stiles was fully hard again. “I-I’m close…” Theo panted. “M-me too…” Stiles responded.

Theo’s thrusts became more erratic he closed his eyes fully lost in the pleasure.”F-fuck… I really wanna come a-again…” Stiles mumbled.

Theo buried his cock inside, hitting hard on Stiles’s prostate causing the boy to cry out loud. “L-let’s come t-together…” Theo moaned. Stiles only nodded not trusting his ability to form words anymore. A few more thrusts and Theo began moaning wildly grabbing Stiles’s hips with force and thrusting and thrusting uncontrollably. Skin slapping skin sounds resounded in the small toilet. He came with a loud and animalistic groan. “Ah… ah! Fuck, yes!” Theo’s orgasm provoked Stiles’s own climax as he came again in pants and loud moans.

The pair’s eyes met again through he mirror’s reflection. Theo slid off Stiles, getting rid of the condom before wrapping his arms from behind the bodyguard to pull him in a strangely affectionate hug. Eichi made a scoffing sound as he rested his back on the singer’s chest. Theo pushed their lips together in an hungry kiss making Stiles almost purr. “Satisfied?” Theo asked in a raspy voice.

Stiles was still enjoying the bliss of his orgasm but he managed to answer. “Fuck you... but that was hot” Theo grinned mischievously.

“Excuse me!” The feminine voice coming from the other side of the door starlet the pair. “We are going to land in fifteen minutes… if you could please return to your seats…”

“Oh my god…” Stiles groaned. The stewardess voice made him realise what he had just done. He had just had sex in a plane’s toilet with Theo fucking Raeken.

“I told you it’s fine, they are probably used to it.” Theo assured. “In a minute! Thank you!” He responded to the stewardess. “Come on let’s get ourselves clean up”.

A couple of minutes after, the pair exited the toilet and sat back at their places in silence.

“It was fun but it was a one time thing” Stiles said breaking the quiet atmosphere.

Their smirked. “Do you really think that you are going to be able to resist me?”

“Excuse me!”

“You heard me” Theo pulled closer to the Stilinski. “Now that I had a taste of you, I do not want to let you go. This this the Capital of Sin Stiles… I’ll make you sin again” Theo grinned as he rubbed his feet to Stiles’s leg in a seductive way.

Stiles knew in that moment that he was fucked. Both literally and figuratively. But he was going to enjoy it.

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #teen wolf #teen wolf au #mile high club #celebrity au #famous au #stiles x theo #steo au #steo fic

[justfangirlstuffs]

So we know Sun and Moon would never feed on a child and try not to kill peopel when they feed on them. does Eclipse go by the same rules? How does he feel about kids? does he also hunt bad people like S and M?

One of the few reasons Sun and Moon still associate with Eclipse is because to their knowledge he has never harmed a child. Eclipse has just enough moral scruples that he wouldn't enthrall or feed on a child.

So, good for him, he gets a medal: The Not As Big of a Jerk As You Could Have Been award.

As for hunting bad people he usually won't go out of his way, but if he sees it happening like he did in the one shot I wrote, he'll take action. If nothing else because he enjoys seeing would be predators cower in fear before him before they meet their untimely ends.

#enthralling you enthralling me #yes i coined that joke from atla

[jasmariswonderland]

And now to continue Iman’s birthday celebrations, here is her interview! I hope you all enjoy getting to know her better! ✨

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Yuulan: Happy Birthday, Iman!

Iman: Thank you! How nice of you to come pay homage to me on this special day!

Y: Are you enjoying your party?

I: Very much so. Things are a little low key compared to the parties we’d have back home, but I’m still having fun and that’s what matters most!

Y: I take it birthdays were a big deal back home for your family?

I: And not just birthdays. Where I’m from, most events and milestones call for grand celebrations. For my first birthday, my parents gave me a very big party that lasted two days! There were fireworks and a huge royal procession through the palace. *giggles* Since I was just a baby I don’t remember much but I wish I could. 

Y: Since your family can’t be with you today, have they sent anything for your birthday?

I: My grandmother sent me several beautiful pieces of jewelry from a very famous jewelers shop from my country. There was a note saying that they are part of a new collection that’s not yet on the market and I’m the first one to see them! She also told me to send back the pieces I don’t like but I’m not sending back a single thing! *laughs* Hopefully she doesn’t mind. 

~~~

Y: Could you tell us a little more about your family?

I: Uh, sure. Well there’s my mother and father, of course. I also have four siblings, one older and three younger. My little brothers and sister are the sweetest kids you’d ever meet but my older brother, he’s kind of a jerk. He teases me a lot and honestly get a long a lot better with his wife than with him. But I get along best with my grandmother! She’s a fabulous, elegant woman who is also very wise and well respected in our family. And on top of that, she’s one of the few magic users in our family as well. She is an incredible lady and I’m proud to be her granddaughter.

Y: I can hear in your voice how much you love her. 

I: It’s true. My grandmother has also taught me most of what I know about magic and she often takes me with her when she goes on shopping trips or traveling around Twisted Wonderland. I’ve visited so many countries thanks to her and for that, I’m very grateful!

Y: So you also enjoy traveling? What have been some of your favorite places to visit? Any travel experiences that have stuck out to you?

I: Hmmm, well, last summer grandmother took me to the far east and that was very fun. I got to attend a music awards show and an really cool after party at this hotel with a rooftop pool. I also met a lot of celebrities and idols I follow on magicam. Cater was soooo jealous when I showed him all my pics! 

Y: And is there any place you haven’t visited yet but you really want to?

I: There is only one place that comes to mind: Briar Valley. I really would like to visit Briar Valley one day.

Y: Briar Valley? Isn’t that were Malleus and Lilia are from?

I: True. If I ever get the chance to visit Briar Valley, I’d probably see them but Briar Valley is also Vidaria’s homeland. Fromm the things she’s told me about her home, I would really like to see it with her guiding me. And since she’s already visited Scalding Sands with me, it’s only right I return the favor!

~~~

Y: Could you tell us about your club activities?

I: Of course! I’m a member of the equestrian club and the time I spend there is some of the best I have here at NRC! I love horses and have have always been around them for as long as I can remember.

Y: When did you begin riding?

I: Well, I was given my first horse for my third birthday but I didn’t begin learning how to ride properly until I was about six years old. I really enjoy riding, it makes me feel very regal because horses are very majestic creatures. And it’s how I came to meet my best friend.

Y: You mean Vidaria?

I: Who else could I mean?! Yes, we met a few months before we began NRC. She was competing in an equestrian tournament that I was attending with my mother and grandmother. I remember how elegant and poised she was, how masterfully she handled her horse, it was like I was looking at one of those old equestrian portraits of queens from long ago. Through some maneuvering, my family managed to arrange for us to meet each other and we’ve been besties ever since!

Y: That’s actually very sweet, but what I wanna know is, did she win the tournament?

I: *frowns* Now what do you think?! Of course she did! She’d be very insulted that you’d even question that! 

Y: Haha, well, I won’t tell if you don’t. Anyway, back to the equestrian club. What are the requirements for joining? Do you accept new members?

I: Eh...we do take new members but requirements to join are kind of rigid. We don’t require it, but every member owns their own horse, me included. The school keeps some horses of their own but not many so we wouldn't have much room for newbies anyway. And beyond that, one requirement we do have is that you must have some experience with horses. That excludes most of the student body...unfortunately. 

Y: But if someone did wish to join, and they did have experience with horses, they would be accepted right?

I: That would be perfectly fine, but since this is such an...exclusive pursuit, we’ve only had one new person join this year. But hey, I’m always open to more, if they’re up for the challenge! 

Y: Thank you for sharing this all with us, and once again, happy birthday! 

(Groovy image is an eventual WIP and will be of Iman sitting on an elaborate throne-like chair, admiring one of the jeweled bracelets her grandmother sent her while Kalim and Jamil are enjoying the party in the background.)

#twised wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #scarabia oc #OC: Iman #oc birthday

[secretly-of-course]

Darius and Willow!

Sure thing :D

Darius:

How I feel about this character: Gosh I’ve done such a 180 on him. I hated him in Eda’s Requiem and in ASIAS I was like congrats on the not as big a jerk as you could have been award, but then Hollow Mind just—Darius, sweetheart, I’m so sorry about all the shit I ever said about you.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: No one really

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: I think the teasing relationship he has with Raine is really fun, and of course gotta love Dadrius and Hunter

My unpopular opinion about this character: again I’m not sure this unpopular but I don’t think him being nice to Hunter now immediately excuses how he used to treat him. We know the way he used to treat Hunter was fueled by his own grief, and I am more than happy to forgive him, but I think he owes Hunter a proper apology

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Just to see him more honestly

Favorite friendship for this character: Eberwolf!! In King’s Tide when Darius stopped fighting bc if he continued the others were gonna kill Eber like holy heck!! Like before we thought they were just coworkers or whatever but they really care about each other <3

My crossover ship: I don’t have one

Willow:

How I feel about this character: the BEST girl ever!!!! She’s amazing in every possible way

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Primarily Hunter but I also like her with Luz

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Gus :)

My unpopular opinion about this character: Willow was already amazing and lovable in season 1, I’m tired of people acting like she only became cool in season 2

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I’d like to see Willow experiment with other forms of magic. Like the half-a-witch thing I want to know if that means she can only do plant magic or if she’s capable of other kinds (besides abominations)

Favorite friendship for this character: Gus!! :)

My crossover ship: again I don’t have one

Thanks for asking!!

Send me a fandom/character/ship ask game

#anon #ask games #darius deamonne #willow park

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Iron Giant (1999)

A box-office disappointment when released in 1999, The Iron Giant is proof that box office results shouldn’t matter to you unless you're seeing a share of the profits. This is a wonderful film, ripe to be discovered (or re-discovered if it’s been a while) at home. Filled with heartfelt emotion and rich characters, I can’t imagine anyone not enjoying it.

It’s 1957, the middle of the space race. A strange object falls from the sky near the small town of Rockwell, Maine. The strange visitor is a 50-foot-tall metal-eating robot (voiced by Vin Diesel) who befriends a lonely young boy named Hogarth (Eli Marienthal). With the help of a beatnik artist named Dean (Harry Connick, Jr.), Hogarth tries to keep his new friend a secret. That becomes increasingly difficult as a suspicious government spook named Kent Mansley (voiced by Christopher McDonald) investigates.

So loosely based on the novel by Ted Hughes it might as well be an original creation, this tale is rich with detail and care. You can watch it over and over and always pick up something new - even if you've seen the new Signature Collection enough times to memorize the added scenes. Director Brad Bird, who helped shape the story along with screenwriter Tim McCanlies must’ve scrutinized every line in the script, every single storyboard with a fine-toothed comb to ensure the results would be everything they could be. In Hogarth the viewers find a curious, lonely boy who shows maturity beyond his age (perhaps due to the death of his father) but also gets excited – as any of us would – at the prospect of befriending a giant metal man. The titular giant alternately takes on the role of child and parent to Hogarth and as they explore their corner of the world together, their adventures make for many great comedic moments. Then, Mansley will get a bit too close. The film becomes a nail-biter. To complete the gamut of emotions, there's the conclusion. I dare you not to tear up but all the way through, you’ll laugh. Big, varied laughs come from all sorts of directions except for below the belt.

This is a movie for everyone. It’s so clever, so funny and so… real. Even the film’s villain and side characters receive that extra bit of attention to make them feel like they exist beyond the confines of the screen. Mansley isn’t so much evil as he is a product of his time. He’s a jerk at points and takes things too far, but the film uses its setting to make you understand exactly what goes through his mind. You almost feel bad for him when he's made to look a fool. If you’re seeing the film with small children, be prepared to have long, animated discussions about all of the characters’ choices.

All that, and it’s a great-looking movie. You may be able to strain your eyes and pick out which scenes use computer imagery to create the perfectly crisp outline of the giant, but the effort will feel like a waste. It’s basically seamless. I’ve seen this film so many times I know nearly every line and gag by heart but it still enchants me.

Sometimes, I award 5-star ratings to movies but I secretly want to add an asterisk. I might be lenient because the politics of social norms of the time were different than now, the picture was the first of its kind and there’s no way anyone would’ve thought of doing X rather than Y or the flaws I see are so minuscule you’re just forced to ignore them. The Iron Giant doesn't need an asterisk. It's a perfect film; the kind I'd like everyone to see. (Signature Edition on Blu-ray, August 17, 2018)

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Carey Price seeks to redefine what it means to win, on and off the ice

Oct 25, 2022 (x)

What could wind up being one of the last saves of Carey Price’s career was notable because it was so spectacular, and therefore unusual.

In the third period of the Montreal Canadiens’ final game of the 2021-22 season, with his team up 8-1 on the Florida Panthers, Price’s former teammate Ben Chiarot let go of a shot from the slot labeled for the far corner. Price flung his trapper out and caught the puck before proceeding to do a big windmill with it, applying not only mustard, but also ketchup and relish on what was already a good save in a meaningless game.

Price looked at Chiarot and flashed him a smile. He was having fun with it.

But saves like these are not what made Price one of the best goaltenders of his generation. It was the lack of saves like these that did that; his ability to make difficult saves look easy, his silky smooth mobility within his crease that made it so he was often in position before the puck even arrived, allowing it to hit him and land harmlessly in front of him where he could immediately cover it up.

His rebound control was pinpoint accurate, rarely resulting in a second chance opportunity for his opponent. Once at practice for Team Canada during the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, assistant coach Bill Peters was concerned that he didn’t have enough pucks for the next drill while standing in the corner next to Price’s net. When Price learned of Peters’ predicament while doing the current drill in progress, he steered the next seven or eight shots he faced directly into Peters’ corner of the ice.

“Do you have enough now?” Price asked Peters.

What defined Price, what made him unique, was his ability to make the difficult look simple, the impossible look mundane. It is why every teammate he’s ever had has always marveled at his calm demeanor in net, and why every opponent he’s ever faced seemed intimidated by that same demeanor.

Whereas Dominik Hasek used his athleticism to flop all over his crease and perform miracles, Price used his to make it seem like he wasn’t even trying.

“That is a byproduct of, ever since I was a kid, my dad always preached that you’re trying to eliminate unnecessary movements out there, to be as efficient as possible,” Price said. “So ever since I was a kid, that’s kind of been my mindset. Yeah, you’re going to put a little bit of salt and pepper on one on Saturday night, probably. But for the most part, I’ve always just tried to be as efficient as possible.”

Salt and pepper, see, was not the norm. Except when certain occasions called for it. Like that save on Chiarot in Price’s last game, perhaps, of his career.

“Oh yeah, that was jerk chicken, that one,” Price said with a laugh. “We had a good laugh about that after.”

There have been many great goaltenders since Price entered the NHL in 2007, but perhaps none played the most chaotic position in the game with as much calm and as little panic as Carey Price, which is why he comes in at No. 88 on our list of the best players in the modern era of the NHL. It is what set him apart, what made him unique, and what made teammates everywhere feel an unusual sense of confidence in their team’s ability to win that night.

And this was never more evident than during the 2014-15 season, when Price put together one of the greatest goaltending performances in NHL history. He played 66 games that season and allowed more than two goals just 20 times, winning the Hart and Vezina trophies and the Ted Lindsay Award.

“It was a strange confidence,” Canadiens teammate Brendan Gallagher said of playing in front of Price that year. “If you were able to score three goals in a night, you would win. If your power play could score a goal, if you could win special teams, if you could chip in and find a way to score, we were going to win that game.”

But it wasn’t just his Canadiens teammates who felt that. It was also Price’s teammates on one of the most dominant international teams ever put together, the 2014 Canadian team at the Winter Olympics in Sochi, where Price had a .972 save percentage and 0.59 goals against average in five games.

“That is why he was so good, because he’s so calm and under control in the net,” said Los Angeles Kings defenseman and Sochi teammate Drew Doughty. “You literally never think anything is going to get by him. He’s probably the calmest goalie I played in front of.”

And the impact that calm could have on opponents was intimidating.

Rick Nash, another of Price’s teammates in Sochi, recalled discussing how to beat Price with a teammate on the bench. Based on Nash’s experience of having seemingly perfect shots, shots that felt unstoppable when they left his stick, die somewhere on Price’s chest pad, he suggested that the most efficient way to beat Price was to fan on your shot.

“Carey almost knew where you were going to shoot it,” Nash said. “So how’s he supposed to know where you’re shooting if even you don’t know where you’re shooting? Sometimes if you don’t know where you’re going, that’s the best way to beat him.”

It could get in your head, the effortlessness of it all.

“He just did everything as close to perfect as perfect can get,” said Dallas Stars forward Jamie Benn, another teammate in Sochi. “So technically sound, he’s a great athlete. He didn’t really have too many weaknesses, if any.”

For Price, that effortlessness was a mirage. There was effort behind everything he did, it just wasn’t the kind of effort you could see, because it was happening behind the scenes.

It was happening in his mind.

“I know over the course of my career, like, every player gets nervous. If you don’t, you’re dead,” Price said. “So I don’t know, I think some of it was a conscious decision (to look calm), but it’s also when I’m doing something, I get extremely focused on what I’m doing. … I just am really good at zoning in on a goal and going all in on it.”

Carey Price hoping for a miracle in bid to make unlikely NHL return.

Price was never quite as zoned in as he was from 2013-14 to 2016-17, a four-season span where an argument could be made he was the best hockey player in the world.

Over that span, Price’s save percentage was .928, by far the best among goalies who played at least 150 games. The next best save percentage was the .922 put up by Cam Talbot and Sergei Bobrovsky. That is a six-point gap between the best goalie and the next-best goalie. If you work backwards from Talbot and Bobrovsky, there were 19 goalies who fell within the same gap that separated Price and the second-best goalie over that span.

As a point of comparison, Sidney Crosby was the most offensively productive player in the NHL over those four seasons with 362 points, 34 points clear of Patrick Kane in second place. If you work back from Kane, you would have only six players fall within that same 34-point gap.

In terms of separating himself from the pack, what Price did over those years was unmatched.

“He’s had an amazing career,” Crosby said. “There’s a lot of pressure that comes with being the goaltender for the Montreal Canadiens and he handled it well and delivered on all the expectations that were on him.”

The past tense Crosby used there is what Price is trying to cope with.

A debilitating knee injury risks prematurely ending Price’s career. He’s not quite there yet, but Price knows he will need a miracle to avoid this outcome. His career resume is glittered in international gold — World Junior Championship, Olympics, World Cup — but there is a definite lack of silverware. The Stanley Cup is something Price has always wanted, and it doesn’t look like something he will get, at least not as a player.

He came close in 2021 when he led the Canadiens on an improbable run to the final, but in chasing that elusive Cup, Price knowingly put the rest of his career in jeopardy because he had never been so close to his dream. Both he and Shea Weber played through injuries they knew they might never come back from.

“I knew,” Gallagher said. “To what extent, maybe not. But I knew. I don’t know if everyone knew. There are certain times throughout the playoffs where things would slow down, and you’d be alone and they kind of open up and talk to you a little bit. You don’t ask too many questions, but I knew where Pricey was at, and I knew Webby, what he had gone through and that he was at the end as well. I knew it was bad. Pricey, I just knew.”

Price, however, seems to be at peace.

“Well, yeah, it’s something that I wanted to do but I’m also, I think I’m more looking at it from a perspective of I’m very thankful for the career that I had,” Price said. “I had a long career of success. As an athlete, you’re always driven, goal orientated. It’s something that you’ve wanted to achieve your whole life. And it’s like, well, no, it didn’t happen, but on the other side of the coin, a goal of a hockey player is also to play in the NHL. And that’s something that I was really blessed to be able to do for, really, an extraordinary length of time.”

Even though Price might not realize it, he did win.

Except that victory came off the ice.

Price was asked if he remembered the moment from 2021, the one when he realized he needed help.

The answer came immediately.

“Yeah I do,” he responded. “It would have been October 3, and waking up, I was in a pretty bad place. And I was just like, you know what? This isn’t working for me; it’s not working for my family.”

That morning, Price recalled, was the sixth or seventh in a row where he woke up still feeling the effects of what he drank the night before.

It was a Sunday, Price remembers, and by the following Thursday, Oct. 7, he voluntarily entered the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program and admitted himself into a residential rehabilitation facility.

Price was given the opportunity during our conversation to avoid this topic, to keep the details of his battle with alcohol private. But he wanted to talk about it because he knows how much good came from him simply announcing he was seeking help.

So, yes, he was willing to talk about it, wanted to even.

“I think most of it, I see it in sports and high stress positions, there’s a lot of pressure on athletes these days, I think even more so with social media, media attention, you’re always under the microscope,” Price began. “And I think no matter how good you are at dealing with it, it’s still a weight on your mind, the pressure to perform. It’s not easy to do that day in, day out. Yeah, it’s a fun job, but you’re still doing a job and having to perform at a peak level every day. It’s something that you strive to do as an athlete, you enjoy doing it, but it’s not particularly easy to do, especially when things aren’t going well. And I feel like a way to escape that for a lot of athletes is having fun, having a good time. It’s very prominent in sports. And if you can really manage that, I think it’s really good to go out and have a good time with your teammates. I think it’s great team bonding to be able to get together, have a party, but you get to a point where you’re not having fun anymore.

“I think after we lost in the (2021) Finals and coming so close to a goal and having a surgery, and knowing that I’m right on the 18th hole (of my career) here, I was not a happy person, I wasn’t being a good father. I was drinking a lot. I just got to a point where I was like, I’m not even having fun doing this. Like, what am I doing? I felt like I was getting to a point in my life where I had to make a decision. And substance abuse has been a very big issue in First Nations communities. I’ve had friends and family that have passed away from it. So, I could have done this privately. Nobody ever would have known about it. But at the end of the day, I was like, if I’m dealing with it, if I can lead by example and show that it’s OK to reach out for help. … Maybe I could have gone out and stopped on my own. Yeah, maybe. But at the end of the day, I wanted to be able to show it’s OK to ask for help.”

There’s a lot to unpack there. But we should begin with him mentioning how alcohol has ravaged First Nations communities in this country, how it has touched people he loves, because instilling a sense of pride in Indigenous peoples in Canada is important to Price. Always has been.

He is well aware how much he means not only to the Ulkatcho First Nation, the people his mother Lynda has led as chief, the people he grew up with, but to all Indigenous people across Canada.

When Price was given the biggest platform of his career at the 2015 NHL Awards, when he accepted the one award he was basically guaranteed to win that year, the Vezina Trophy, he sent that message loud and clear.

“I would like to take a moment to encourage First Nations youth,” Price said on stage in Las Vegas that night. “A lot of people would say that it is very improbable that I would make it to this point in my life. I’ve made it here because I wasn’t discouraged. I’ve worked hard to get here, took advantage of every opportunity that I had, and I’d really like to encourage First Nations youth to be leaders in their communities, be proud of your heritage and don’t be discouraged from the improbable.”

That sentiment has not changed for Price, especially in light of how Canada is coming to grips with its past horrors and how they impacted First Nations peoples.

“Well, I’ll just come out and say, starting with the residential schools, I grew up knowing about it, obviously my grandmother went to one, but I don’t think I really comprehended how unknown it was,” Price said. “When I started playing with Canadian hockey players, especially over the last few years where it’s really come to the surface, young Canadians not even knowing what a residential school was. It was like, ‘Oh, you didn’t know that?’ And then I go back and think, going through social studies classes and stuff like that, it was just never brought up.

“Being a role model for young Natives was always something that I had in mind because I was always constantly reminded of that. I’ve received so much support from First Nations communities across Canada. I receive letters in the mail, young fans, and even older fans, they go out of their way to come to Montreal to come watch us even just practice. I’ve always known that and kept that in mind.”

So that is one part of why Price felt the need to be so public with his own struggles. But his desire to help does not end there.

A few years ago, the Canadiens were in Dallas to face the Stars and were out at a bar when Price had a conversation that stuck with him. He spoke to his then-teammate Nate Thompson, who has also battled drugs and alcohol, and asked questions about how he was able to be in a bar without drinking, how he managed his sobriety, lots of things.

“I think he was kind of feeling it out with me and asking how it was,” Thompson said. “He was saying maybe it might be a possibility of him doing something like that, and he was just asking me questions and was very curious.”

Thompson, who celebrated six years of sobriety on Oct. 10, has been open about his journey in the hopes it helps other people. But that took some time, and seeing Price reach the same point makes him proud.

“I needed to get a year of sobriety before I could feel comfortable being open about it, and everyone’s different,” Thompson said. “Some guys want to keep it private, and some guys want to be open about it. I think for me, the biggest thing that helped me be open about it was to realize that with our platform, with my platform, with Carey’s platform, this thing’s bigger than us. It’s not just a problem that’s happening with athletes, this is a problem that’s happening all over the world that people are dealing with day in and day out.

“I think being able to carry a message that is so strong and so powerful, for people to see that, and especially coming from a guy like him, from Carey Price, that’s going to help a ton of people.”

Price entered the residential rehabilitation facility on Oct. 7, and there have been challenges since.

“Once I left the facility, like that first three months, it’s something new, you’re excited about it. But that next six months, I felt like it was on my mind a lot, I was thinking about it a lot,” Price said. “Not to say that I was ready to jump off the wagon, but I can see why the success rate, it’s not that great. Going through that, I was like, ‘Well, yeah, I can see why.’ But I also have my kids at home every day. And I’m like, well, if not for them, then … first and foremost, you do it for yourself. But I look at my kids every day and to be able to not be wasting mornings of my life anymore and be able to wake up on Sunday morning and cook my kids pancakes is something very fulfilling to me.

“And since then, I would say over the last few months, the last couple of months especially, I’ve gone to weddings, I’ve gone to team parties and stuff like that. I think once you kind of get over your own social anxiety, that’s when you start feeling comfortable with just being yourself. I feel socially awkward sometimes and I feel like I just used (alcohol) as a bit of a crutch. Lately, I feel like I’m just totally fine with just being myself, not drinking, just being comfortable, just being present.”

This is where the help Price chose to seek comes in because he learned how to cope with and alter the lifestyle he had created for himself. As he said, perhaps he could have done that on his own, but getting help made that process much easier.

“It’s all about forming new habits and a new thought process,” Price said. “Like, every time we would have a social event, for me it was like, ‘You’re drinking, you’re having a beer, it’s just a social thing, it’s what you do.’ You’re creating a pattern, and it takes a long time to break a pattern.

“I learned that while I was at that facility; you create a path and once you stray from that path, you might be bushwhacking for a little while, but eventually you create a new path.”

This is the big win for Price, not only being able to face this affliction but being able to share it publicly. But he wants it to be known that he had to get help before he could help others.

“It was a great thing, it’s awesome, but that’s not to glorify what I was doing before,” Price said. “You have to be doing some bad stuff, not living life well, to be able to turn that around.

“I think that’s the biggest message, you have the rest of your life to live. Live it well.”

Price has had a tremendous career. He will likely wind up in the Hockey Hall of Fame. He holds just about every major goaltending record in Canadiens franchise history. But more important than any of that has been Price’s willingness to help others through his own experience, something he has done throughout his career with First Nations peoples and is now doing for people who struggle with substance use.

No, Carey Price never won a Stanley Cup. But no one could ever say he is not a winner.

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[crazybigredlove]

25th August 2013 

Dear Pete, 

Christopher is convinced you're going to make a surprise visit for your birthday, and while I'd love him to be right, I'm spending a lot of time trying to talk him out of that notion because of how worried I am that he'll end up bitterly disappointed when you aren't here for it. He's still refusing to commit to plans "just in case" and now that I think about it he's been spending an awful lot of time at home... I say "commit" because he throws random ideas out at an alarming rate but refuses to be tied to one and I'm trying hard to enjoy the thrill of the plot twists he devises without simultaneously worrying about how discouraged he'll be when nothing eventuates. 

The shower conversation yesterday seemed to break the ice enough that we're now back on speaking terms and are able to engage in eye contact, albeit brief. Happy to report that thus far there has been no further sexual shenanigans between us. 

At least I think I'm happy to report that...? Prepare for a rapid subject change. You ready? 

All that stuff I said a few days ago about Big Red maybe seeing his penguin in her? It's crap. If he thinks he found his penguin he can bite me, because if he'd found his penguin in her he wouldn't have called me three times today just for me to say mean things to him. 

Yes, he called. Again. And then one more time after that. Apparently he was making sure I was okay but three phone calls and several hours of discussing why we should and shouldn't be together later, I'm reluctant to believe that she is his one true love and more convinced than ever that he is bad news. A vague explanation was offered. 

Apparently he met her several months ago out on the town one night. While they never slept together (Ha!), they did fool around a bit but it was just a bit of fun that never went anywhere. He met me. Fell for me. Liked me. I was making things a little difficult, he decided to take some space to work out whether he was ready to have to make such an effort. During that quiet period he bumps into her, they have sex, and he decides she is the love of his life. 

Yes, that's right. Hours after asking me to commit to a relationship for the third time, which I finally agreed to, Big Red is head first (both heads I would imagine. Though likely at different times) in some bobble-heads vagina. 

Sitting at home drowning in a raging river of self-doubt and confusion and he's out with some fairy-floss hairdo hairdresser. Yes I stalked her Facebook. No I will not apologise or curb my behaviour. 

The next morning he says to her that he wants a serious relationship and is sick of stuffing around. She says okay. He forgets to call me. 

Now if that's not true love I don't know what is! Except that, he is still calling. Also, he's a prick. 

While I can't swear hand on heart that he's the man I want to be with forever, he was definitely a man who convinced me that I'd like to trial at least a few months with him. But now I hate him and am wishing for hail, brimstone, and sulphur to rain on him from the heavens. 

Jerk. 

Encouraging words are spewing from Christopher's mouth about using the story of my life as some plot for a new manuscript. While I want to write a The Alchemist-type book that inspires people and makes them go "wow", it is much more likely I'll write some trashy chick lit novel that will be made into a TV movie in ten years time starring a very washed-up Lindsay Lohan and I am still not convinced that is the kind of "success" I want attached to my name. This is hardly the type of storyline that is going even rate a mention come awards season and I would prefer not to have to dwell in it all even a second longer than is absolutely necessary. Could aim to be one of those screenplay writers who develops the script, gets cast as the female lead, and then gets to star opposite some hot Hollywood-type - like Mindy Kaling did - and I would much prefer that, but I doubt anyone is going to be so engrossed by me and my Big Red saga that that could ever end up happening. 

In the meantime I'll just invest my energy in birthday preparations. Second rapid subject change so that I can forget Big Red even exists. Big who? 

Like I mentioned, these birthday plans of his go up and down with such alarming frequency that it is more nauseating than any roller-coaster I've ever ridden. One moment it's that he wants the biggest birthday bash of all time. The next second he's quite happy having a small dinner at home. We quickly throw that idea out the window with the realisations that neither of us is at all talented in the kitchen and that's when the arguments start. 

"We need to make plans because it's less than a week away and people our age have lives. Commitment, responsibility, people depending on them. They can't drop everything if last minute you decide you want a massive night of fun on a school night." "We're in our early thirties, Liv. We're not looking to get leave from the retirement home." 

"Not yet, but every day I feel it getting a little closer. Don't you?" "You're an idiot." "Name calling doesn't solve anything." "I'll decide when I'm ready. Quit hassling me about it." 

Going to leave him to sulk. My prediction is he ends up meeting the boys for a few drinks before he brings some random woman/women home to contaminate the apartment. 

Jamie called around as predicted. Lots of positive words and 'you can do it' slogans spilled from her mouth. She confiscated the last of the ice cream and then told me what an excellent opportunity this would be for me to embrace not eating for a few days as post-breakup is the best time to shed weight. Sure she meant well but it didn't stop me wanting to slap her. Not sure in which culture encouraging someone to lose weight during their time of need is considered an appropriate technique for assisting with healing, but I'm going to find out and introduce them to the restorative powers contained within Ben & Jerry's. Besides, I am always at my happiest when suffocating in my misery and everyone knows that. 

Except that I am now one tub of ice cream away from being that ex of his that he passes in the street, smiles awkwardly at, then once she is out of earshot breathes a sigh of relief at dodging a bullet because she did not get better with time... 

With that in mind I'm going to call Dylan and see if we can increase our training sessions. Three a week isn't going to get me far enough into Hotsville that I can continue consuming dairy products at my current rate. 

Winning at life. 

Liv x 

[anemia-rp]

All of the 50 kinky questions ♡ teru

Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me? Uhmmm…blindfolding you! I like seeing you too much!

Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse? Intercourse!

What was your high school sex fantasy? Getting jerked off by the thighs of this chubby girl…oh fuck!

What’s your favorite position? Ahhhh…missionary I guess. Or riding!

Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy? Upper body. Chest and stomach!

Do you like to swallow? Fuck yeah!

Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone? Hahaha, guess! Okayokay…it's you. Always you.

Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why? Fanfuckingtastic! 'cause it's been with the one I love!

Where is one place you would never have sex? Maybe somewhere really dirty…? Like some really messed up public bathroom where's shit on the walls and it stinks like hell…

Top or bottom? Now that's impossible to choose! Fuck it…bottom. Hahaha.

Best sexual complement you ever got? "Your mouth's better than a pussy!". Hell yeah!

When was the first time you masturbated? With thirteen maybe…

Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yeah!

Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? You! And yeah, it meant a lot.

Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all? Underwear mostly, but sometimes naked!

If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list? Fucking while attending a concert. Bonus points if the musicians on stage see it and fuck up a riff!

Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker? Never thought about that…nope, man. Mine own is weird enough, hahaha!

Do you have a gag reflex? Barely any, hahaha.

Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop? Award-winning always, fuck yeeeeah!

Are piercings sexy? Sure!

Can/Have you ever squirted before?

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List your kinks. Nope! Make me!

How did you discover you were kinky? Guess this was thanks to Fuji…damn fucker, he has all those weird ideas.

What was your first kinky sexual experience? Playing around with Fuji's knifes…

Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life? If so, what are they? That shit spiced up my life! Gives me the thrill I need!

What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy? Making each other feel loved no matter what you do!

Something that never fails to make you horny: Dirty talking…degrading names…holy hell, fuck!

Where is one place you would never have sex? …already answered!

The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: I didn't get it up…

Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.) Only know about handcuffs, guess they're great, making me feel like some really bad boy being arrested!

Whats the fastest way to make you horny? Kissing!

Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My plush dog. Don't like it when someone else touches it!

Two things you like/dislike about oral sex: Like:

oral fixation getting satisfied! tasting cum…! Dislike: can't cum from giving it! some said my cum's toxic 'cause of all the booze, I dislike that!!!

How big is too big? Woah, dunno…as big as my thigh probably!

One sexual thing you would never do: Besides of anything with shit or vomit…anything with needles 'cause needles are pretty scary!

Three spots that drive me insane: Lips, nipples, scalp

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Of fucking course!

Is it good sex even if you don’t cum? Mostly not I guess, but if I could please my partner than could be it's enough for me!

Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not? Seldom…the foreplay doesn't get shown enough there, the in and out bores me somehow…the people aren't hot enough…I like doing stuff myself!

If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now? A week or so?

Do you like giving head? Why/why not? FUCK YEAH! Making the other crazy with my skills and eye contact!

Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them? Yeah! Since some years…

Do you watch porn? As I said, I do that seldom, no matter if gay or straight.

Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Shit, heck no!

How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed? Ew, no! Would need to throw away even the mattress!!

Spanking: turn on or turn off? Turn on!

What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Pillow…

Biggest sexual fantasy? Being tied up in a dungeon and having all kinds of toys tried out on me…but guess that sounds better than the outcome would be!

Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? On my DJ kit, fucker!! Every place is fine as long as there's chemistry between us!

Thoughts on period sex? Uhm…I'd do that! Like why not? But it's not a super turn on…

Shit...that was a fucking torture, Yuu!!!

[mewtonian-physics]

i feel like sam saw a bit of himself in raiden? but like before he worked w desperado bc i think from memory he wanted to kill armstrong bc he was "sacrificing soldiers from the comfort of an office" which like. ok nice idea but why did u give up on those ideals so easily. the two *kind* of have similar ideals but its not really anything too major. the sword just might be a samurai thing. i want to say more but running out of characters. also u respond scarily fast im impressed

'which like. ok nice idea but why did u give up on those ideals so easily' is literally my entire Thing with sam ghdskljfdslhg man's out here like hmm today i think i will [checks notes] sell out

which is one of the reasons i just can't imagine raiden ever feeling anything more positive towards him than PERHAPS a sliver of extremely grudging respect. because what mistral said before her fight, 'if you would kill for your ideals, then surely you are willing to die for them'--that's raiden through and through. THIS man (not a man gender 404 not found you get my point though) is out here like FUCK THIS AND FUCK YOU ONE OF US IS DYING TODAY AND THAT'S THAT ON THAT. sam lost one arm and was like okay sure guess i'll switch sides, raiden lost three arms and was like You Think That Will Save You?

so like the difference is that when raiden has ideals he has IDEALS and when sam has ideals he has... you know that scene from pirates of the caribbean where they're talking about like the pirate code or whatever and the line 'they're more like guidelines anyway'? that's like sam with his ideals except even more so. sam's ideals are like a fortune telling trick i read about once where you stick papers to a windowsill and see which one holds on the longest. i'm sorry but i love coming up with increasingly absurd similes to make fun of this man's incredible lack of dedication to like... any moral precepts ever.

i agree he probably was reminded of his own past when encountering raiden which i'd guess was the main if not only reason he actually reconsidered what he was doing. (and the 'not as big of a jerk as you could have been' award goes to...)

the sword could definitely just be a samurai thing. raiden's dramatic like that. i love him.

and thank you it's the raiden madness raiden insanity (woe! raiden be upon me)

#ask

[wack-ashimself]

Well, I tried...but russian doll season 2 already pissed me off...spoilers

See, I am remembering why I liked season 1 of undone, and why I did not like russian doll so much, tho they have overlapping themes (and kinda came out around the same time).

First, russian doll is snarky, 'you better get this reference or you ain't cool', zip zap pace wit (which assholes writers think is smart, but it's highly unrealistic) in tone with 30 rock (and I fucking LOATHE that god damn show). I laughed twice in 2 episodes. I will admit, some of the jokes I did not get, but...majority I did and...snarky. That's the key word here-snarky. Having every 5th line be a joke, sounding like preloaded lines, and then do not even leave time for it to sink in...to breathe...you ruin the comedy. Undone DOES do that sometimes, but it at least comes off more fluid and akin closer to having a conversation with a friend, instead of talking AT them. Russian doll talks AT the characters, not with.

2-(Spoilers) She's supposed to get her grandma's gold back. And after going thru a ton of shit, she finally has it. BUT, instead of taking a ride with her friend she was just with (at a BAR. With the GOLD. WHY!?), or calling a cab, she takes the subway. THEN she leaves it completely alone trying to wave to a guy in another subway train. Guess what? SHE FUCKING LOSES THE GOLD. WHY? BECAUSE THE WRITERS NEEDED THE STORY TO CONTINUE.

Do not get me wrong, where they had to go was totally understandable. But how they got there was DUMB AS FUCK. I can think of a couple different ways: a-lost in the crowd (been done before, but works). b-goes to bathroom, someone steals under stall. c-pickpocket OR left in a cab OR anything fucking else than what they chose. (side note-I know they can turn this around in future episodes and say 'she was supposed to lose it/it comes back to play/fate' but they STILL could have lost it in a less stupid ass way.

It doesn't make sense to the character when, in the end, THE GOLD GOES BACK TO HER. WHY LEAVE IT ALONE?! WHY NOT TAKE A CAB OR EVEN WALK WITH HER FRIEND?! OMFG! Infuriating.

Undone does have its' issues (ESPECIALLY THE FINAL ONE IN SEASON 2), but it's more of a 'open for debate' fun instead of russian doll's 'we do whatever the fuck we want even if it doesn't make sense; fuck you.'

3-I dunno. I am on episode two, and sure it's gonna have some stupid ass plot hole somewhere along the line cuz they think it would be funny or mind blowing, even tho...ya know what it is? I realize why movies/shows who do this piss me off. They break the rules THEY THEMSELVES established. That's like cheating at a game YOU made up. You could have just made the game in a way so you're the winner in the end anyways!!

I thought it was cuz I had some drinks when I watched this I forgot season 1.

Nope. So far, season 2 is forgettable.

It's turning into one of those shows where nobody clearly said no the head honchos. Cuz they direct/star/produce and/or are all friends. And since it won awards*, they think they are unstoppable. Ha...so did game of thrones, chief ;)

*want to know something hilarious about hollywood? Almost EVERY SINGLE BIG AWARD given out for movies and shows:

1-YOU have to pay a fee to have it judged.

2-Many times, they advertise TO the award panels indirectly. It''s weird and disgusting.

3-It's not regular people, popular vote, or the most educated. It's RICH people giving RICH people awards.

So when they are so proud of these awards, just remind yourself: there are ton of award winning things people hated and forgot forever cuz it was 'cool' due to a 'circle jerk.'

#undone #russian doll #time travel #spoiler #spoilers #gold #got #game of thrones #writing #writer #30 rock #emmy #oscar #golden globe

[festeringfae]

Since that post I made about “playing gay” is getting notes, I might as well throw out there that you cannot equate “queer-baiting” (the practice of deliberately teasing the possibility of LGBT content in order to exploit the LGBT audience, only to withhold satisfaction in order to not upset homophobic fans) with LGBT “coding” (attempting to signal the audience that LGBT content should be inferred to be present without explicit confirmation, due to an inability to do so). It should be pretty easy to tell the difference, seeing as the latter is what happens when a creator could literally get fired or go to jail or end up even more censored if they attempted to be explicit, and the former is what happens when straight people are full of themselves. So like, in other words, it’s really hard to convincingly argue that anything made before the new millennium is queer-bait, because it’s only now that LGBT content is even grudgingly allowed to exist.

#i would like a 'not as big a jerk as you could have been' award for not SCREAMING at a person who tried to ARGUE WITH ME at a party once #when i said Xena: Warrior Princess was not queerbaiting #you are not baiting anything if you are only allowed to fish in a jacuzzi!!!

[makeste]

BnHA 323: “I Don’t Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People”

Previously on BnHA: Kacchan was all, “Izuku, I’m sorry.” Bakugou Stans were all, “[sobs for a week straight and tearfully awards him the Nobel Prize for character development].” Deku was all, “[faints in Kacchan’s arms].” Iida was all, “[trying to decide if Ochako genuinely tried to kill him a few minutes ago].” Horikoshi was all, “NO TIME FOR HUGS WE MUST GET BACK TO UA.” The civilians holed up at U.A. were all, “WE TOOK A VOTE AND DECIDED THAT WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE JERKS ABOUT THIS AND MAKE A BIG FUSS ABOUT YOU LETTING DEKU BACK INTO THE SCHOOL.” Deku was all “[stands there looking like he expected nothing less and breaking my heart more and more with each passing moment].” Ochako was all, “that does it, looks like I’m gonna have to do something about this... next chapter, that is.”

Today on BnHA: Flashback!Rat Principal is all “I just want you all to know that I spent nine million dollars turning U.A. into a giant Battleship-style grid that can burrow underground and zoom around in a giant subway maze because Horikoshi lacks a grounded understanding of both civil engineering and economics.” Back in the present day, Jeanist is all, “EVERYONE TAKE HEED, MY COMRADES AND I HAVE DEEMED IT EXPEDIENT TO CONVEY THIS AUSPICIOUS YOUTH BACK TO THIS STRONGHOLD. WE ANTICIPATE THAT WE MAY DEPEND UPON YOUR GOODWILL AND ACQUIESCENCE TO THESE TERMS.” The civilians were all, “NO.” Ochako was all, “EMPATHY, MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!” The civilians were all, “oh shit.” Anyway so Ochako is a giant badass, but I’m a little worried that she’s going to get struck by lightning. Please come down from there.

so before we start this chapter, I would just like to apologize for having not posted the ch 321 recap yet, and would like to reassure everyone, and especially Iida who is staring at me with Sad Wobbly Guilt Trip Eyes, that I will get to that as soon as I can

OMG FLASHBACK??

yes please Horikoshi please show us more of class 1-A and their Deku intervention strategy jam sessions

oh dear

Iida you are too pure and good for this cruel world. [sprays the U.A. civilians with a water bottle] NO. BAD CIVILIANS! NO OSTRACIZING SCARED AND EXHAUSTED CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE

EXCUSE ME RAT PRINCIPAL WHAT’S WITH THESE MIXED MESSAGES

???

RAT PRINCIPAL: he’s free to return to us at any time!!

ALSO RAT PRINCIPAL: but it’s too risky for him to return to us

?? ??????? ?????????????????????

so now he’s going on about how strong the U.A. Barrier is, and how it’s comparable to the defensive capabilities of Tartarus. this would have sounded a lot more impressive before chapter 297 lol

OH!!!! HELLO, WHAT’S THIS!!!

A TIMELY CALLBACK TO A CERTAIN MYSTERIOUS EVENT WHICH HASN’T BEEN REFERENCED SINCE USJ? [U.A. TRAITOR MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

so now Rat Principal says he upgraded U.A.’s security systems with his own “modifications”, whatever the fuck that means. I mean look, I’ve been saying for a long time now that U.A. is the best place for everyone to hole up, don’t get me wrong. but that was mostly on account of there not being any other practical alternatives. but you’re making it sound like you figured out a way to actually make it Decay-proof or some wild shit like that

-- hold up, DID YOU ADD A FORCE FIELD. DID YOU TRICK THIS SCHOOL OUT WAKANDA-STYLE YOU CRAZY MARSUPIAL. HOLY SHIT. because that would actually be perfect

LMAO

WHAT KIND OF GALAXY BRAIN BULLSHIT. “NAH THERE’S NO NEED FOR A FORCE FIELD, LET’S JUST PUT WHEELS ON IT”

oh okay so the whole campus is basically capable of burrowing itself underground. that’s insane lol I wonder how they pulled that off. probably got poor Cementoss working overtime

blah blah blah so basically the entire campus is split into a grid and each section of the grid is capable of its own independent movement. lol this is just the Merone Base from KHR. you thought no one would notice this casual plagiarism ten years after the fact, but YOU UNDERESTIMATED YOUR AUDIENCE, HORIKOSHI

“joke’s on you imma just lampshade it” WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

“look at me I’m so fucking self-aware” fucking swear to god. I can’t believe this man is my favorite mangaka of all time smdh

“excuse me, I wasn’t finished describing all the rest of this bullshit yet,” Rat Principal breaks in impatiently. “we also added a steel wall all around the underground of the campus that’s 3000 steel plates thick. that’s fifteen fucking meters of solid fucking steel just fyi. and if anyone fucks around with any part of it the defense system will activate immediately! and also all of the plates are independently motorized, whatever the fuck that means!! in conclusion you’re gonna need a fucking tower crane to suspend all of your disbelief by the time I’m through with this paragraph”

“also Shiketsu is almost as reinforced as U.A. but not quite because we still had to make sure we were better.” but of course. and apparently the two schools are connected via a secret tunnel as Hagakure mentioned earlier

LSDKFJLSDKJFLK

“WAIT WHAT” LMAO YOU HEARD HIM, NOW INASA CAN VISIT YOU BOTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE WEIRD DREAM HE HAD. GOD BLESS YOU HORIKOSHI

(ETA: moment of appreciation for Shouto and Katsuki having the same thought at the same time and making Knowing Eye Contact and saying the exact same thing out loud in perfect unison like the best friends they are. what a blessed day.)

so Tokoyami is all “but wait if you engineered all this shit all the way back during the Band arc how did you even know that Tomura’s quirk awakening would become a thing, Horikoshi -- uh, I mean, Principal Nezu”

and Rat Principal is all “lol idk”

“basically I just woke up one morning and was all ‘say, you know what this school really needs? a fifteen-meter-thick underground steel wall, and the ability to break up into little pieces that individually zoom around wherever the fuck they want.’ jesus christ. lol if money and common sense were apparently no obstacle why didn’t you just teleport U.A. to the fucking moon or something. maybe I should shut up before I given him any ideas

dsfaelkjldkjgl

you heard it here first, folks, all of this cost a grand total of nine million U.S. dollars. well technically it cost “more than” nine million dollars. never has that distinction been more important lmao. are we sure this barrier was really made of steel and not cardboard? who the hell sold it to them, Ea-Nasir??

this is my favorite manga series of all time. yes I am ashamed

“in conclusion please do your best to reach Deku-kun” SO WHAT WAS ALL THAT NONSENSE ABOUT IT BEING TOO RISKY THEN. anyway thank you for this super informative and edifying flashback, Horikoshi. I will cherish it always. I don’t even want to read another translation of this absurdity lmao, there’s something special about it just the way it is. pretty sure Horikoshi just had a cracked out fever dream one night and transferred it to the pages of the manga verbatim

anyway so back to the unruly mob

not their finest moment. please excuse me while I cover poor Deku’s ears and give him a good shoosh pap

oh wow the parents are out here too

is Mitsuki trying to hold Inko back?? that’s the last thing this fandom needs right now is more Mitsuki discourse fffwlkjs. and even Jiroudad, scientifically proven to be the best dad in all of BnHA, is just standing there silently looking vaguely unhappy. way to rise to the moment you guys

MONOMA

so this settles it for me that Aizawa is not at UA. I know a lot of people have been wondering about his whereabouts, and if I had to wager a guess it would be that something happened with Shirakumo/Kurogiri. I can’t think of anything else -- even the loss of an eye and a limb -- that would keep him from his kids at a time like this

anyway but this is excellent Monoma content right here though. I love that he apparently adopted Eri after a single interaction with her. also WHERE IS SHINSOU DAMMIT. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

and Kouta’s there too looking like he wants to run over to Deku but Ragdoll won’t let him :/

it’s gotta be pretty upsetting for him to see his hero like this and not having anyone stand up for him. [taps megaphone] IS THIS THING ON. OKAY YEAH IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING. AHEM. PAGING URARAKA OCHAKO. GONNA NEED YOU TO GET OVER HERE ALREADY AND MAKE THAT BIG DRAMATIC SPEECH WHICH YOU ARE CLEARLY DYING TO MAKE. IF YOU DON’T DO IT SOON I’M GONNA HAVE TO STEP IN, AND YOU REALLY DON’T WANT ME TO DO THAT SINCE MY SPEECH WILL NOT BE VERY GOOD OR INSPIRING, AND WILL PROBABLY JUST CONSIST OF “HELLO, YOU ARE ALL STUPID, PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO AWAY”

so now Mic is telling them to calm down. at least someone’s speaking up here, geez

OH MY GOD

MY MAN JEANIST OUT HERE DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST: MAKING EVERYONE FEEL GUILTY AND JUDGED

OH MY GOD HE IS GIVING SUCH A LONG AND BORING SPEECH LMAO IS YOUR STRATEGY TO PUT THEM ALL TO SLEEP OR WHAT

truly in awe of this man’s ability to take messages which could easily be conveyed in ELI5-speak, and stubbornly convert them into incomprehensible language the likes of which you need a graduate degree in order to understand

“hey guys, so originally our plan was to use Deku as bait for the villains, but that didn’t really work and also we realized it was kinda dumb and was probably gonna get him killed, so we brought him back here instead.” was that really so hard, Jeanist. also are we all really just gonna sit back here and watch Jeanist take full credit for Bakugou’s plan just like that lmao

(ETA:

WHERE DID ENDEAVOR GO AND WHO IS THIS DIABOLICAL MASTER OF DISGUISE. lol I genuinely didn’t notice this because I was too busy digging through thesauruses trying to rewrite Jeanist’s speech; many thanks to @class1akids​ for pointing it out and making my day immeasurably better. take it easy there Dick Tracy.)

“anyway so please stop being dicks and let him fucking rest so he can save all your ungrateful asses” what an impassioned and inspiring plea. time to see if the masses will listen to reason

narrator: they did not listen to reason

oh my god finally Ochako is doing something. YEAH OCHAKO WOOOO SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE

hmm

this entire chapter is truly and utterly nonsensical to me lol

(ETA: on my second readthrough I’m fucking dying at how she stole the megaphone right out of Mic’s hand lmao. and how Kacchan is all “fuck yeah nothing I appreciate more than some quality fucking larceny.”)

oh I see she was jumping on top of the main building so as to scream down at them all more impressively

“ANYWAY DEKU IS PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN” couldn’t have said it better myself Ochako

lol uh

gotta say I did not have “Ochako reveals the secret of OFA to the entire U.A. Citizen Clown Parade” on my bingo card for this week. it’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off

SDLFKJSL

“NO, SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT HIM YOU GUYS. YOU THINK HE LIKES RUNNING AROUND DRESSED LIKE A RUSTED OIL DRUM?? HE DID THAT FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBS”

so she is basically explaining the entire Deku Angst arc to them and explaining what a good and selfless protagonist Deku is, YES, PREACH

OMG IT’S THE GIGANTIC FOX LADY

not to insinuate anything, but what exactly were you doing standing out here with the hysterical mob, Gigantic Fox Lady? you’re better than that

-- KACCHAN SIGHTING!!

sdlkfjl. thanks for weighing in with that helpful and important observation. where have you been for the last five minutes. were you asleep. was it Jeanist’s speech

never mind, now he’s yelling at the civilians so I instantly forgive him

THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HE’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

“anyway so I’m just going to end the chapter here” lmao seventeen pages truly do go by so fast. at least he didn’t try to force in a cliffhanger at the end this time. dare I say, growth

so I guess the civilians are either gonna have a Kamino and/or Fukuoka-esque moment where they remember how to be decent people and apologize to this poor young man, or else they’ll remain unpersuaded, and so Kacchan will have to knock a few of their heads around until they become more inclined to be reasonable. either option is fine by me lol

#bnha 323 #uraraka ochako #rat principal #class 1-a #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha