#i would've pisted this yesterday if i hadn't been drunk

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Niki: So it was James' birthday yesterday and we had a little bit of a party.

Niki: *long suffering sigh *

Niki: René was upset that it wasn't his birthday and that the cake wasn't for him.

Niki: He got even more upset when Nigel started eating James' cake.

Niki: Nelson and Gilles started messing around with the whipped cream, and when Didier tried to stop them Nelson held him down while Gilles force feed him whipped cream.

Niki: And while I stopped Didier from choking to death on whipped cream, Andrea somehow got a hold of James' beer, and after one sip of it put a bucket onto his head and ran full tilt into the tv set.

Niki: Alain and Ayrton started fighting about who's present was the better one.

Niki: Which also upset Bruno.

Niki: So the three of them were just yelling at each other.

Niki: Jacques and Patrick's present involved an airhorn, loads of confetti and some fire crackers.

Niki: Long story short, James almost had a heart attack.

Niki: Then Elio started playing the piano, which was really sweet.

Niki: *sighs *

Niki: Until Ayrton started yelling that his present was better and he and Elio started having a screaming match.

Niki: Thankfully Riccardo's present came in handy there.

*clip of Niki splashing the kids with a super soaker, while James laughs his ass off before asking if he can have a turn too. *

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