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touchoflaughter · 3 months
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do you have any more stories with your tough mma cousin? i loved reading those
After being absent for an awful amount of time, I wish all of you lovely people a wonderful 2024 and I hope January had a lot of 🪶- situations in store for you!
Since I received lot’s of requests like this one I’m happy to oblige. I indeed got tons of stories with this jerk! Glad you enjoyed reading them 🤭
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(btw this 👆🏽 is actual footage of us)
Since I can`t decide on one, Imma tell you about the most recent one, alright?
„Just swallow it!“
So my cousin and I were having a movie night last weekend. Before we started watching the film, we were chatting about how life’s going rn and right when I took a big sip of water he made a pretty good joke.
I almost spew out the water, trying my hardest to hold the laughter in. He immediately noticed how much I was fighting myself: „What’s wrong? Just swallow it.“
He was grinning from ear to ear when he realized his actions were making it harder for me to calm down. All of a sudden he moved towards me and I immediately tried to get away, knowing what he will be doing next. I wasn’t quick enough and felt his index finger poking into my side.
I somehow screamed without opening my mouth, trying to dodge his attack. Unfortunately we were sharing a blanket and I was pretty much tucked in.
While I was trying my best to free myself, he continued tickling me by scribbling his fingers all over my ribs and side. He was laughing gleefully while making fun of me: „Just swallow! It’s not that hard, come on!“ He put his cup aside to tickle me with both hands. That‘s when I knew I‘d spill everything any moment and desperately tried to get off the sofa. Well I kinda did:
Right when I thought I‘d break I managed to get out of that goddamn blanket and fell on the floor. I didn’t care, I was just relieved I escaped these hands before it got completely out of control. But just when I tried to swallow that damn water, I realized he was getting off of the sofas as well.
When I tell you I panicked. I don‘t know how but I managed to swallow the water and held my hands up high in a defensive manner. Now I was able to talk again and immediately tried to change his mind: „Wait, wait, wait! I swallowed it! I swallowed it!“
„Man if you weren‘t my cousin that would be music to my ears!“, (yea he really said that 😵‍💫) he grinned in a lascivious way and I couldn’t help but make a noise as if I‘m throwing up.
„You‘re disgusting!“, I laughed it off, knowing it was just one of his typical jokes, when he suddenly pounced on me.
Since I have been sitting on the ground, I fell flat on my back. He had an easy time overpowering me (not that I‘m any competition for him yikes 🥴 ).
And yeah, what can I say? No screaming, crying for help or begging could soften him up. Quite the contrary! I got a feeling my desperate pleading even lighted up his sadistic tendencies. He just sat there on top of me and tickled my ribs with horrible precision and skill! When I tell you this douches fingers are weapons! I never met someone who made me loose my mind like that. He only stopped because the pizza deliveryman was ringing.
Gosh I was deeply embarrassed when I opened the door. He must‘ve heard what was going on inside. Also my face was bright red and I couldn‘t form one straight sentence. 🫥
Yea I was pretty fed up after that but when he threatened to tickle me again if don‘t stop ‘being such a bitch’ I had no choice but forgive him.
But hear me out: I would give my left leg only to get revenge on him for ONCE!
K that‘s it for today! Hope Y‘all are doing well! See ya soon! 🌞
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selfcareparker · 3 years
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Aw I'm glad my ask made you happy :) you are one my favorite writers here omg but you intimidate me a lot 😭😭 Like how can someone not have ONE bad fic????
Huhhhhhh? First of all, I would like to disagree but for now i‘ll just say thank you 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️ but secondly.. huhhh??? @peterbenjiparker also says she was intimidated by me at first and i‘m just like... baby. I‘m baby 👶🏻 <- that is actually me. and my fics i mean... i‘m glad that you like them but.. i really do have to disagree on some of them lol
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Could you possibly do a George Weasley or Luna Lovegood fanfiction with any plot in this whole fucking world-?Sorry I'm kinda going through a phase rn-
Beg
I really enjoy writing George, hope you don‘t mind me choosing him. Enjoy!!
Warning: 18+
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„And you‘re stubborn!“
„Really? And you‘re annoying!“
„No you‘re just a sensitive pussy!“
George let out a disbelieving laugh.
„A pussy? Me! You dramatic bitch!“
You gasped, throwing a pillow in his face.
„You know what? You have the smallest dick I have ever seen!“
George went silent at that. Fred and Ron could barley breathe with laughter, Harry grimacing to keep his snorts in.
You crossed your arms and huffed, turning your head away from George. Until he opend his stupid mouth.
„S‘not what you were saying when you choked on it this morning.“
Your mouth fell open and you stared at him in shock. Did he really just?
It was deadly silent. Everyone waiting for your reaction. You decided to beat him at his own game.
„Is that why you came after ten seconds?“
George raised his brow, jaw clenching. You kept looking, challenging him to continue. The other boys were silent, only watching.
„Why‘d you beg me to fuck you?“
You didn‘t back down.
„Why‘d you tell me I make you weak?“
George slammed his fist on the table, voice raising.
„Why‘d you tell me only I can make you cum?“
You put your palms flat on the table, pushing yourself up.
„Why‘d you say you can only get hard for me?“
Harry got up, taking your elbow do steer you out of the room. You went willingly, breathing hard through your nose as you tried to calm yourself. You heard Ron try to calm George down and were about to turn back to yell some more, but Harry didn‘t let go.
„Calm down! C‘mon lets go out..“
You let out an angry shriek. „That absolute bastard!“
Harry bit his lip to keep himself from laughing. You glared at him and picked up a pile of leaves to throw them in his face.
„Why the fuck are you laughing?!“
„I‘m sorry! I‘m sorry!“
Huffing you sat down on the grass, picking at the skin on your fingers.
„Hey...“, Harry said gently, „don‘t be sad. Everyone fights, it‘s normal.“
You smiled sadly. „It‘s all we seem to do lately. I feel like he‘s growing sick of me...“
Harry frowned. „No, he‘s not. He‘s so madly in love with you, everyone can see that!“
Your eyes teared up and you pressed your hands on your eyes. „God, I don‘t want to fight with him anymore. I didn‘t mean what I said.“
Harry put his arm around your shoulder, leaning his head on yours. „I know. Just let him calm down and you‘ll talk it out.“
You nodded, letting out a shaky breath. George was on the porch, listening to every word.
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It was nighttime and you dreaded to make your way to yours and George‘s shared room. Giving yourself a pep talk you squared your shoulders and made your way to the end of the hall. You opened the door and found him sitting on the bed, looking up at you when you closed the door shut again. Neither of you spoke for a good minute until you broke the silence.
„You don‘t have a small dick you know.“
George burst out laughing and you grinned, leaning your back against the door, enjoying the sound of his laughter.
„I can‘t help but cum in ten seconds when I see your pretty face“, George responded, him grinning this time at the sound of your laughter. You went over to straddle his lap, pressing a kiss on his lips. He hugged you close, smiling at you adoringly.
„Hey George?“
He hummed, busy kissing your throat.
„Wanna make me beg for your cock?“ His head whipped up, lips pulling into a breathless smile when you gave him a coy look.
He immediately smashed his lips to yours, your hands messing up his bright red hair.
„Since you asked so nicely.“
Flipping you over he took off your shirt and underwear, leaving you in your skirt.
„You“
Kiss on your sternum.
„Make“
Kiss on your left nipple. You moan softly.
„Me“
Kiss on your right nipple. You arch your back.
„Weak“
He trails further down, sucking small bruises on your belly, hands pinching your nipples. You spread your legs when he kisses your inner thighs.
„Georgie please!“
He bites you softly, grinning up at you.
„Look at you baby, already so fucking wet. All for me?“
You gasp when he kisses your clit and pushes a finger inside.
„Yes! Yes for you!“
He spread your cunt, tongue lapping at your clit as he pushed another finger in, curling them inside of you. You bucked your hips, grinding against his fingers. George was fucking you in a steady pace, grazing your spot but never hitting it.
You begged him. „Please George, more. Want your cock please!“
He didn‘t react, sucking your clit in his mouth, fingers fucking you slowly.
You sobbed, wanting to feel him. Wanting him to pin you down and fuck you raw.
You pushed him away to get on your hands and knees, spreading your legs wide as you presented yourself. You heard his breath hitch as he watched you.
„Please fuck me, please want you cock-“
You voice cut off when you felt him rub his cock over your clit and slip inside of you with a swift thrust. Both of you moaned at the contact and he lost his composure, slamming into you aggressively.
You held the wall infront of you to keep yourself steady and pushed back, the obscene sounds of skin clapping against skin made you want to cum.
George pulled you up against him, growling into your ear. „Where do you want my cum?“
You cried out when he finally hit that spot you‘ve been craving, your hand making quick circles on your clit.
„Inside of my pussy please!“
„Fuck baby, take it then ah fuck-“
George pushed in as deep as he could, cumming inside of you and you moaned his name, cumming as well.
„Suck me clean“
You turned back around, taking him in your mouth gently and sucked him clean, humming at the taste and he hissed, pulling you up to kiss you deeply.
„So we‘re good?“
You giggled, pecking his lips. „Yes silly, we‘re good.“
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