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#i’ll pass
feleven · 7 months
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consumed two series of Fleabag today. Definitely one of the most amazing TV series I’ve watched in my life. Still sobbing right now..
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tiny-elf-of-doom · 4 months
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💥Smash or Pass🚫
Michael Sheen Character Edition
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Roland Blum - 💥Smash💥
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-He’s got no shame.
-Boy knows how to fucking dress. 👑
-Yes, I will give you a bløwjob.
Aziraphale - 💥Smash💥
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-Make a good boy go bad.
-Gimme gimme gimme those tHiGhS. 😮‍💨
-P.I.L.L.O.W P.R.I.N.C.I.P.A.L.I.T.Y.
Thorne Jaimson- 🚫Pass🚫
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-Greasy cunt energy.
-Billie Joe Armstrong wannabe. 😒
-He’s the type of drunk to have a tantrum.
Aro - 🚫Pass🚫
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-Only good thing about Twilight was Sheen.
-I can’t take him seriously.
-I don’t have the words.
Lucien - 💥Smash💥
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-Loyal as hell 🐾.
-Feral fucker.
-We love a hairy man on this blog.
Bill Masters - 💥Smash💥
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-I can teach him kinks beyond his time.
-Exhibitionist?
-Turkey or ham on your sandwich, Daddy? 🥪
Martin Whitly - 💥Smash💥
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-DILF DILF DILF DILF.
-I can be his new roommate.
-23 & hopefully me. 💀
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deathgasmic · 10 months
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I think you just need to get your pussy licked.
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queer-with-anxiety · 5 months
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No.
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b4bychist · 11 days
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Unfortunately I'm not, but I can give you my head
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witxhykaite · 2 months
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Oh yeah I have to go get a MRI because both my surgeon and physical therapist found some sort of mass on my c section scar and it’s like 98% likely endometriosis because FUCK ME RIGHT? Yeah been sitting on that for like 4 days now. Then yesterday we decided to cup the area above said mass and I spent all evening being dizzy and nauseous from whatever feeling was radiating my abdomen.
Throw me away? Yes please. I’m placing a formal request.
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tattoorue · 2 years
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theoddsideofme · 1 year
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I’m giving shots and communion this morning 🤷🏻‍♀️
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bog-horse · 11 months
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re: the last reblog, a thing i have literally said is
“[writing this lotr fanfiction] would be so much easier if i had read the silmarillion i think, but i’m not going to commit myself to that because i care about my well-being”
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glittterymess · 10 months
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No biggie
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grneyedmonster15 · 23 days
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“Conversation pit”? You mean my own personal hell where I have to casually discuss random things with neurotypical humans? I will need chemical enhancement to live through that horror.
Can’t I just go sit in the panther pit or the piranha pool instead?
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chronicsyd · 2 months
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Ok I’m gonna make a longer post discussing this later but the live action ATLA is taking a beating even Before it’s airing. Like there was always going to be a “it’s not as good” thing with it cause the og creators left a WHILE ago but now we’re hearing “oh we’re not making Sokka sexist cause that’s ‘too offensive’ now” honey, they gave Sokka Character development because he acted this way in the beginning of the show. Hell if it weren’t for his egregious sexism towards his sister in the First episode pissing her off they wouldn’t have found Aang in the first place.
Someone needs to tell these companies that there’s a difference between “getting rid of problematic stereotypes” (most old Disney stuff with poc and indigenous people) and “making sure problematic characters getting proper character development where they learn that said behavior isn’t okay” (basically everything that I said with Sokka before)
Because the way this is going we’re getting M. Night Shamalan levels of quality just with better cgi for the bending.
Sorry but this is gonna be a big fat Pass for me.
(Cause while PJO fans were basically nitpicking everything that was done in the show, a lot of the changes actually made sense for it being a show adaptation and updating it for modern audiences)
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1introvertedsage · 2 months
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It’s so much easier to not participate in society when everyone’s got their sick and twisted motives.
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sw33tsuccubus · 4 months
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max evidently there's human dog beds, says ray
oh lord
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bibliosauruswrecks · 5 months
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I’m pretty sure the universe is trying to make me a horror movie protagonist, and it hasn’t worked yet because I just refuse to engage.
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happinessinmayhem · 6 months
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Love it when blank blogs get a little ballsy 😂 thank you so much for the offer but I am going to decline🤣🤣
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