#i’ll see if i find the time

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

#one piece #spy x family crossover #sabo #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #crossover #I have so many ideas for this au #I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it #maybe. if I get around to it #extra things: #Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings #they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’ #every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead #this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers #and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place #ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’ #the latter being another name for the firethorn plant #yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets #someone see his face #Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere #to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around #Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate #ok that’s it for now #I am very. brainrotting

[lotus-pear]

whatever happens, please don’t break

#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote #does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you #literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering #i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk #will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness. #DO YOU UNDERSTAND #bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals #paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion #THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK #i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential #but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic #also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀 #and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔 #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws

[saetoru]

haven’t written in weeks and idk how to formulate words anymore but anyway before i log out again for the month here’s the in progress stuff coming for january

nerd! gojo fic

ex-convict! geto fic

gojo fix-it fic (i’m rewriting canon thank you 👍🏽)

#wow #i been so busy with final presentations for capstone #i haven’t even been able to read fanfic let alone write it #and then i read over a wip yesterday and i was like ??? how am i supposed to complete this idk how to write anymore #i’ll find a way #those ideas cannot die out they must see the light #anyway #i have a report to finish unfortunately </3 #see u all in january some time #maybe #all depends on if i put my thinking cap on and actually figure out how to put words together again after a month of illiteracy #byeeeeee for now

[kii0mi]

Ok so, hear me out, what if Danny thinks he and clockwork have a mentor and mentee relationship, almost like a family dynamic even. He gets to sleep on a couch on clockworks tower, hang around, and clockwork might sometimes even help him.

He’s happy, it’s everything he didn’t have with the Fentons, but, what if, clockwork only did it to avoid a bad timeline? He didn’t actually care about Danny, could care less what happened to him as long as it didn’t affect the timeline, and Danny discovers it for the first time when clockwork is very willing, and not at all affected, to end his life if he doesn’t complete a certain task for a “better timeline”

It’s not even a definite will, it’s just a slight chance of the timeline going wrong, and then Danny truly sees how little their relationship means to clockwork. It all crumbles around him as he realizes that the only “healthy” relationship he thought he had was build on straight up lies, he grieves for the mentor he apparently never even had on the first place.

Danny finishes the mission, and as clockwork goes to Pat him in the head for a good job so similar to a dog, a loyal pet to just follow orders in exchange for the bare minimum of affection and care, Danny avoids his hand and just flies away, core empty, void of any meaningful relationship, alone

He stops visiting clockwork altogether, and clockwork doesn’t visit either, barely keeping an eye on the boy to make sure he doesn’t step out of line, and if they capture and experiment on the kid? It’s not his problem as long as the timeline turns out alright

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp #au #plot idea #I love me some good angst :) #I’ll write 100 different angst ideas before I’m even able to think of a fluff one lol #if anyone is interested on the idea you can do whatever you want with it! #just wanted to get this out there #always love to see more DP angst fics #could even be a crossover #maybe the justice league find out about Danny and they try to save him #but when they get there Danny is disassociating and empty staring #they get him to the watchtower and he still won’t say a thing #just letting them do whatever #not caring what happens to himself #not flinching when they put needles in his arms for iv drip’s #but the moment a gentle hand lands on his shoulder he’s flinching away #eyes scared #it takes a long time before Danny trusts them #not even considering using the word mentor to describe their relationship for a long time #until slowly #his walls go down #oh so slowly #but they do #and he finally can have that affection and care he oh so missed all those years ago #write later

[mousy-maja]

Dancing cops 🪩✨

#my art #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harrier du bois #harry dubois #harrykim #sketch #I have an idea for a bg and colors for this one but idk id I’ll find time to do it…we’ll see

[mcybree]

In one of your post you said you had clips of Scott being cute with Pearl.............may you share pls?

ON IT BOSS 🫡

#im sad i wasnt on the computer for this i love mini editing projects #Maybe i’ll find more and edit them fh divorce comp style. the anti fh divorce comp… #Are we team top 10 fh divorce moments or team galaxyduo bestie reel #that.blue.mf #asks #Sorry about the stupid fucking editing btw its just the little hop and ‘im happy’ fills me with joy every time I see it

[aquatik]

amor ; sae itoshi 𓆝

synopsis from the marine lover -> small thought i had in class and had to write it out

phylum cnidaria -> blue lock

characters -> sae itoshi x reader

water levels -> all good! highly recommend you listen to the song, and yes i did edit this format hehe, i’ll prolly play around with it a little more later. translation at the bottom.

“my boyfriend probably prefer to be with someone else,” you said?

sae listening to “amor,” every night before going to sleep without fail, thinking about you especially at the 1:32 mark, “amor, amor, amor, amor, yo quiero estar a tu lado, eres mi mejor regalo, no hay otra que yo prefiera.” when he’s away from you because of an abroad practice, game, tournament, or whatever else stops him from being with you itoshi.

that’s your boyfriend.

glass bottle message -> here’s the translation: “my love, my love, my love, i want to be by your side, you’re my best gift, there’s no one else i would rather.”

requests are open, but do check the rules :)

#i’m so infatuated with sae and i haven’t even gotten to u-20 bro #anyways sae and spanish >>>>>> #i have so many other songs i could place him with BRO #teehee this is me writing for blue lock now ig 💆 #uhh request something if you want but give me some time bc i got testing 😭 #blue lock x reader #blue lock x y/n #sae x reader #sae x you #sae itoshi x reader #sae itoshi x you #itoshi sae x reader #itoshi sae x you #ok i’m putting this at the bottom so kat can’t see #kat shut up 💀💀 #you have no right to say anything #hush <3 #live laugh sae i love him #bro if kat finds something out she’s gonna bully me but it’s ok i have leverage 👩‍💻 #i might add pretty banners later idk kat picked no but i’ll see 🤭

[pickypickypeak]

#ok maybe I’m obsessed lol #LISTEN no hate really #I’ll always push people to pursue their inspiration and create something #wether it’s fanfiction or fanart #REALLY #I’ve seen some AMAZING work #when it’s done out of positive creativity and not pure hate for a literal cartoon #I just find it funny that people are still starting wish rewrites #when there are so many already and they all start from the same main point #which is. bring starboy back and make him fall in love with asha #which is totally fine but #I mean maybe it’s time to start calling them fanfiction at this point? there’s nothing wrong with that? #instead of staying on this line of. movie terrible so we’re fixing it since we’re all such better storytellers than the idiots at wdas #I swear if I see another person going #I hAvE nOt SeEn WiSh BuT fRoM wHaT I'vE ReAd iT lOoKs bAD!! sO I'm GoNnA FiX iT!!! #I will riot #how can you tell it’s bad if you have not seen it???? #ok enough #sorry for the vent #I lowkey wanted to make the she’s so pretentious meme but it was too mean? #wish #disney #wish 2023

[rowan-is-tired]

[whenever baskets are mentioned]

Me: a tisket… a tasket… I lost MY little basket. A basket… of BERRIES. And as we all know, berries taste most SWEET… a TREAT.

#dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #this stupid line plays in my head every time I see a basket #I’ll find myself wondering around the supermarket muttering it to myself. help me.

[night-triumphantt]

it’s Kiyazan anniversary!! Well, it is an hour before midnight so technically it’s tomorrow BUT that matters not the entire world must know now, immediately, ab the reason @cashweasel and I have moved to the goofy pool

#im gonna be abnormal ab them for the absolute rest of the day #as a heads up #kiyazan #oc: Kiara #yazan hadidi #certified blorbo in law #my art #triumphantt art #anyway back to screaming into the void I’m actually always thinking ab them it’s just a fact of life #the sky is blue and I’m two seconds away from talking ab them #at all times #I should go find that ask game and reblog it again #maybe I’ll answer some #or maybe I’ll answer some without being prompted #it’s their anniversary after all and I didn’t even get to do a completely new art bc school ate me alive and spit me out #it’s fine tho this one is like the pair to the other one #reverse cheek kiss #now they both have one #k BYE #see y’all later when I reblog all their art for the millionth time

[herebecritters]

Please understand that, more often than not, works of fiction are a fictional exploration of concepts and ideas rather than a declaration of morality

#there’s a difference between fiction that condones disgusting things and one that’s breaking them apart and analyzing them through fiction #reading comprehension and understanding context is important YALL #please I beg learn how to separate fiction from reality folks #every so often I’ll see people making WILD claims about a person because they wrote a complex and flawed character #most of the people I know who enjoy exploring dark and questionable themes in their work are the kindest and most selfless people I know #while the people who sit atop a pedestal and judge every aspect of a stranger that they don’t know turn out to be the most selfish and vile #i should not be scared to write a story about morally questionable characters finding humanity #but yet here we are #Ive seen this kinda stuff do more harm than good too many times #sorry to post a hot take #just good lord I’m old I’ve seen this shit too many times #stop eating each other #you will see conflict and dark themes in my stories #if you cant handle messy themes in fiction please feel free to unfollow or block me for your own mental well-being #I’m sure I’ll regret posting this later but just putting it out there #hate being reminded that as a creator strangers are staring at you and making horrifying assumptions about who you are as a person

[ratskool]

I’m like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and I’m not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it

#House of leaves #im literally going insane these days I should go back to journaling but I’m also afraid of how far off the deep end I’ll go #Literally I am losing it and I’m being serious #I’m so fucking tired of being lonely and being left out and not being able to make connections #Sometimes I feel as if im doing things without realizing and no one is telling me about it #Other times it feels like I must have something incredibly wrong with my face or body and no one will say anything #People make plans and don’t bother to ask me if I want to join and then when I find out there’s a group chat that all my friends are in #Except me and when I asked if I could join I was given a bunch of reasons that were frankly bullshit why I couldn’t join #Are they talking shit about me? I know everybody there it’s not like I am a stranger #Am I just a stranger in this world as I unllikeable? I try my best to be nice and charitable but what am I missing? #Do I black out and say things and do things? Am I more mentally ill than I know? #The only reason (or one of the very few) why I stay alive is because of my horses because I know they would miss me and I already feel bad #Not seeing them everyday #I’m tired of being the odd one out I’m tired of being entertaining when necessary #I don’t want my only friends to be horses because it further alienates me from the rest of society and I just want to be accepted I’m not #Looking to fit in I just want connection and friendship and I can barely seem to manage that #Maybe I’m just not worth it.

[tipsy-scales]

Once again, I have bought black and white clothing

#lolita fashion #gothic lolita #I thought I was a classic lolita but I think 😭 I think I’m becoming gothic #or something in the middle bc I still don’t vibe w the big time gothic #I’m just seeing the range & finding myself less towards classic #like oh I’ll be classic but black only pfft

[sepulchritude]

What would you recommend for someone getting their first vibrator? (Preferably with discrete packaging...)

Okay so this depends a lot on who you are, what appeals to you, and what your budget is. There’s no right answer. Normally I’d have a conversation with you before making recommendations, but since this is an anon ask I’ll take it step by step and cover several bases. You should expect to spend at least $30 plus tax/shipping regardless of what you go with.

The stores I most often recommend are Shevibe and PeepshowToys (add a .com to either name to find their sites) and both ship discretely and internationally. Most sex toy retailer websites will have a section in their FAQ page where they outline their discrete shipping policy. If they don’t, I would honestly take that as a strong sign not to buy from them.

*This is your usual reminder to never buy any sex toys (and preferably not lube either) from Amazon. They do not adequately distinguish between legitimate items and knocks offs, which is really important when talking about something that is going to be in contact with your bits. And they certainly don’t give a shit about body safe materials.

The criteria I recommend when choosing any vibrator are:

Body safe material. For vibrators this mostly comes down to silicone (#1 choice) or ABS hard plastic. Soft plastics (jelly, TPE, anything that looks like a gummy bear, anything squishy that isn’t silicone) will degrade and harbor bacteria over time, leading to bacterial infections and in very bad cases, chemical burns. Not worth it, especially when you could have a body safe toy that will last much, much longer.

Waterproof. “Submersible” is ideal, “splashproof” is acceptable but you’ll have to be careful when washing it. Some exceptions apply.

Rechargeable. Listen, you don’t want to be fucking around with replacing batteries and keeping a bunch of AAs in your drawers. Rechargeables are also more likely to be better quality.

For a first vibe I tend to recommend a bullet vibe, which are named for their shape. They are meant for clitoral stimulation but not internal use, which is fine because most people are more likely to be able to orgasm from clit stimulation than from internal stimulation. These will run in the $30-45 range for basic models. I like the Charged Vooom ($40) for a nice basic bullet with decent vibration quality, but there’s lots of good options. If you’re a “best of the best” kind of person, you’ll want the We-Vibe Tango X ($80)

If you’re more in favor of internal stim, I would recommend something with a hooked-forward head so it can hit the g-spot more effectively. These can be used externally too, but they’re more likely to cost more. The Pillow Talk Sassy ($60) is my #1 rec here, hands down.

There are also pressure wave toys, which are not what most people think of when they think vibrators, but they are very reliable and very popular for good reason. To be honest, this is what I reach for when I just want to get off and don’t want to work too hard for it. There are lots of models and brands but I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen ($55) so much I bought a second one when it seemed like the first was dying after many years. The old one still works fine and now I have 2 of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There are also of course wand vibrators (of which the Magic Wand Rechargeable ($130) or Plus ($80) is still the reigning champion) but unless you have reason to believe you need strong vibration and noise won’t be an issue, I wouldn’t consider them beginner vibes.

Having said ALL of that, you’ll also need to buy toy cleaner and preferably lube but you can find my rambles about those in other posts in my sex ed tag [edit: post about cleaning sex toys and post about lube]

And as a final note, Black Friday is coming up and basically all sex toy retailers will have some nice deals for that, so if you’re looking at something that isn’t currently in your price range, consider checking back around then!

#hope this helps! #sex toy reviewers like Hey Epiphora can be a good resource if you’re looking for toys too #(they also usually have coupon codes you can use) #i’ll add a link to my sex ed tag to the post when i have time but for now here it is down here: #sex ed #sepulchritudinous #the satisfyer pro 2 used to be like $45 ($35 if you found a good sale) and i’m so mad to see its current price point #i can’t find my own post about lube but i found a different one #long post

[spacerockband]

ooh ohh you love my ceramics work you want to look at my ceramic work so bad

#it’s pretty obvious mossworm is a big inspiration for my sculpture stuff!! #might share some wheel stuff too once i actually find the photos of them #ceramics #art tag #ceramic art #ceramic sculpture #dragons #dragon #the bottom two photos are not fired yet #and the top dragons got kinda fucked up bc they didn’t heat up enough and the blue glaze bubbled?? still not sure why that happened but #it looks sick so i like him. his name is gawain bubbles. and the other is rusty i believe. #rusty was supposed to be green but ??? might refire him this semester and see if i can get the color to come through this time #the vessel is based off this animal jug sculpture in uhhh the ackland art museum. i think it’s just called animal jug. i mimicked it to #try and figure out teapots and also bc i love that work so so much #i’ll tell you what it was a Learning Curve #and the bottom two are what i’m working on rn! not sure how i’m gonna glaze them yet

[yannfredericks]

it’s been brought to my attention that maybe it’s not common knowledge that in many of the hpcc casts yolly (yann fredericks + polly chapman) are considered canon so I’m here to fix that

they’re everything to me and if I ever stop posting about them I’ve died

#longtime followers will know how long and obnoxiously I campaigned for this 😭😭😭 #worth it for canon yolly!!!!!!! #I am using canon somewhat loosely bc it depends on the cast and the actors but I will also see yolly and if I can’t see it I’ll create it #but for a solid two years at least they were holding hands onstage every night in London #and probably longer in germany tbh #yann and polly #yann fredericks #polly chapman #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #hp next gen #ccsquad #yolly #also THEYRE BOTH BI #MANY CASTS AGREE ON TAHT TOO #best part about canon bi yolly is that they defy gender #no matter who is playing the characters they hold hands #the day I saw lesbian yolly holding hands for the first time I fully ascended #and gay yolly too that was such a treat #I choose to believe this was my influence bc it lowkey was sorry!!!! at least in the beginning #there’s more btw I just can’t find it bc my photo albums are deeply unorganised #looking at the fucking. CRUMBS!!! of yolly content I have saved from 2018 compared to now though is wild in the very best way 🥹