#i’ll show myself out

[gentlebeard]

stede needs a shirt that says “blackbeard fucks me so hard, my bones be kraken”

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #i’ll show myself out #no actually blame meow for this one #ella.stuff

[callmelittlesanshine]

“Can you hear the thunder?”

Nah that’s just the sound of them darn cheeks clapping

#i’m so sorry #i’ll show myself out #the band ghost #shitghosting #ghost the band #ghost #ghost bc #copia #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia #ghost band #band ghost #popia #popia copia #ghumblr #ghost memes #cardi c #cardi c my beloved #littlesanshine

[firstkanaphans]

“Pan”sexual: someone whose attraction to others is determined not by their gender, but their taste in pastries

#get it? because pan means bread? #I’ll show myself out #yes this is about home school #pennhung must be protected #home school the series

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Buck said no more hamster wheels for me - from now on the only spinning I’m doing is with balls

#I’ll show myself out #basketball scene you are already legendary #911 spoilers #911 abc #evan buck buckely #buck

[bloompompom]

the amount of times i’ve watched jacob elordi say “im a baby girl?” is unheard of……

#sorry to post about a real man today #i’ll show myself out #bloomy rambles

[stjohnstarling]

New Yorker cartoon of a priest covered in comedy bandages and scratches standing in front of his boss (guy with an even fancier hat) with the caption “What? I didn’t say she was Catholic I said she was a cat HOLIC!”

#Ba dum tsh #Original post #I’ll show myself out

[kyannnite]

oh my god I didn't even consider how homophobic Jin Ling would become if the two uncles who he thought were at least somewhat normal then brought in another uncle who's somehow even more insufferable and unorthodox than wwx. Being Jin Ling is suffering

jin ling when tianlang jun shows up at family dinner night with jc and jgy and he’s worse with pda than wangxian are. now imagine if we bring wangxian into that family dinner night and tlj and wwx become besties. slowly but surely i am crafting jin ling’s worst nightmare but it’s okay because i love him. next imagine wwx and tlj telling jin ling being gay is hereditary and the crisis the poor boy goes through after that (as he’s being kissed on the head and consoled by his three boyfriends)

#tlj is jin ling’s worst enemy. but id like to imagine it’s a wwx thing where slowly he grows on him like a parasitic worm #get it. parasitic because. because. #i’ll show myself out #tiancheng #tianyao #tianchengyao #asks

[hard-deck-confessions]

It’s a really good thing that Lt. Nick Bradshaw didn’t die in a jet explosion, otherwise; the saddest part of Top Gun would be Mav getting his Goose cooked.

- Hazard

#i’m so sorry #this is the worst joke i’ve ever made #my bad everyone #i’ll show myself out #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #nick goose bradshaw #goose #carol bradshaw #top gun joke(?) #more like top gun angst #top gun attack

[dark-vader28]

i can’t stop thinking about prof!alex turner im actually going insane

#alex turner #please someone sedate me #i’ve been climbing the walls all day #i had a really important test at school today #and all i thought about was him #I NEED HIM #AHHHH #okay okay #i’ll show myself out

[e77y]

Tumblr! Stop giving me mysterious ask notifications that disappear when I click on them! There’s nobody there!!! Unless…. there’s a ghost in my inbox who wants to be friends 😧

#or lovers….. 👻 #I’m sorry Mr. Ghost. I’m not interested in a romantic relationship with you #but we can be pals #👯‍♀️ <- me and my ghostfriend #GHOULFRIEND #wait isn’t that a Monster High thing. idk #I’ll show myself out #ellyposting

[maskofredacted]

Ha ha angst

You think you’re so funny

#you angst writers sure are a bunch of jokers #haha get it #I’ll show myself out #meow

[callmelittlesanshine]

I put the top in topolino

#and the strap in copias mo- person who loves him very much #..ok I’m sorry #i’ll show myself out #ghost the band #ghumblr #ghost #ghost memes #the band ghost #ghost bc #shit ghosting #cardi c #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #papa iv #popia x reader #copia x reader #papa emeritus iv x reader #ok I’m done lol #littlesanshine

[endless-vacant-mind]

My boyfriend keeps forgetting Knockout’s name and keeps calling him ‘Knockdown’ or ‘Knockup’

#and I mean he’s not wrong on either #considering the fannon #I’ll show myself out #tfp knockout #transformers prime #:) #tfp breakdown

[sev-on-kamino]

CONGRATS on the follower milestone!! I'm wishing you many more because you're so talented and deserve all the readers in the world! Thank you for sharing your works with us 😭

Has 🎶 for Rex been asked for yet??

Thank you thank you thank you 🥰 you are always so kind and encouraging! I’m happy I get to share my writing with you and our awesome lil community 🥹 I say it in the tags a lot, so lemme say it here: I really do love it here 💙💙

No one has asked for Rex yet, and I’m so glad you did!!! Had a tough time narrowing it down tbh.

Rex sounds like:

Wish We Had Longer by SHAED

Us Against the World by Coldplay

On the Mend by Foo Fighters

My Blood by Twenty One Pilots

Battle Lines by Bob Moses

#let me know what you think of the songs 👀 #I hope you enjoy them! #song recs #teehee song rex 🤣 #i’ll show myself out #seven answers #seven and the century celebration #tcw rex #tcw captain rex #star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars

[you-get-me-closer-to-god]

#i’ll show myself out #Vampires #writing #fanfiction #fanfics #fanfic #fanfiction writing #fanfic writing #vampire

[murphyslawyer]

Cyprus should’ve brought a fursuit the way he’s howling like a wolf

#Johanna speaks #eurovision #esc 2023 #Cyprus #I’ll show myself out