#i’m FUCKING TIRED

[ashton-is-bored]

Imagine

(I’m stealing the character from Maleficent because I can, teehee)

“They were an unlikely pair; a myth and a human.”

Johnnie loves scary and supernatural things, so when he found out about a supposedly “enchanted” forest, he was quick to pack a bag and take off.

At first, it seemed like nothing out of the ordinary. Just a forest with dead leaves, brush, and a few small animals here and there. That was, until Johnnie came to the realization that something or someone was watching him. Johnnie turned around and saw… nothing.

No one was there, just him and the dead leaves that littered the ground around him.

Confused, Johnnie continued walking, until he heard the sound of a branch snapping. He immediately stopped walking and turned around, bringing his guard up incase he was about to be attacked. “Who’s there?” Johnnie asked in a loud voice, it was obvious that he was scared of whatever was following him by the shakiness in his voice.

When he got no response, he asked again, but this time with a more serious tone. “Who is out there?”

There was a rush of wingbeats and the limbs of the trees were tossed, making Johnnie’s panic rise. When he looked ahead, he noticed a girl perched on one of the branches of the trees, but there was something off about the girl. She had two large black wings growing out of her back. The feathers looked soft as crushed velvet, and shone as they caught the light, making her look even more beautiful.

“Who… what… are you…?” Johnnie couldn’t even form a coherent sentence he was so confused and nervous.

The girl cocked her head to the side, a birdlike action that made butterflies beat their wings against Johnnie’s stomach. “What are you?” The girl asked.

“I asked you first.” Johnnie stated as he tried to hold his ground and not flip out at the obvious non-human entity in front of him.

The girl let out a small laugh, a bittersweet sound that fell smoothly from her lips. “I’m Y/N, I protect the Moors.”

Johnnie looked around confused, “The… Moors?”

The girl, now known as Y/N, nodded. “This forest is called the Moors. Many humans stay away from here because they think it’s dangerous. Why are you here?” She asked, her wings fluttering and stretching slightly to be more comfortable.

“I… I heard about this place from a friend and thought it’d be cool to explore. I’m sorry for intruding on your land, I’ll… I’ll leave…” Johnnie said nervously, turning around and getting ready to walk back to the entrance of the clearing that lead to the Moors.

“Wait!” Y/N called out, jumping from her perch and landing in the grass a few feet away from him. “You don’t have to leave…”

Johnnie turned back to the winged girl, “what do you mean?” He asked. What he didn’t know was that Y/N also had butterflies and was secretly enjoying all of his questions; she thought it was adorable how curious he was.

“I mean…” She hesitated before continuing, her face flushing slightly as she held out her hand to Johnnie. “I could show you the Moors if you’d let me. They really are a beautiful place.”

Johnnie smiled and nodded, taking Y/N’s hand and walking through the forest with her. As they walked, Johnnie noticed that one of Y/N’s great wings hovered over his shoulder as if to protect him. He felt his heartbeat pick up slightly at this action, no girl had ever treated him like this.

As time went on, Y/N and Johnnie grew increasingly closer. Johnnie would visit the Moors almost every day to see Y/N, who always brought him small crystals and shiny things she found on her patrols of the Moors. Johnnie would tell Y/N stories about the human world, which never failed to fascinate and delight her.

They were an unlikely pair; a myth and a human. Yet they both felt that when they were around each other, all was right in the world.

One evening, almost a year after their first encounter, Johnnie and Y/N were sitting on the riverbank of the Moors together. Y/N’s wings were relaxed behind her and her head was placed against his shoulder as Johnnie gently ran his fingertips across the soft feathers.

Johnnie leaned his cheek against the top of Y/N’s head. They sat in a comfortable silence, the river rushing in front of them and the sound of the trees gently swaying in the breeze created a serene atmosphere, as if the only beings in that moment were the two of them.

“The Moors always felt like a lonely place before you showed up.” Y/N said, her voice was always soft like satin.

Johnnie pressed a soft kiss to her head, “I never expected to meet you, but ever since you came into my life, I can’t get you out of my head.”

Y/N wrapped her wing around Johnnie, something she’d done ever since she gotten comfortable with him, and rubbed her cheek against his shoulder in an affectionate gesture.

“Johnnie, I… I don’t know how to say this, but…” Y/N seemed conflicted, she was trying to explain her feelings, but even she didn’t understand them.

Johnnie cracked a small smile and lifted Y/N’s chin with his thumb and forefinger. He brought his face down to hers, but hesitated. Did he really want this? Did Y/N want this, or would she hate him afterwards?

His thoughts were erased when Y/N leaned forward and pressed her lips against his in a soft, warm kiss. Johnnie’s lips were soft, and the cold of his piercings made things even better. Y/N’s lips felt like velvety pillows against his, the way they were parted slightly made Johnnie’s face flush.

When they pulled away, Johnnie rested his forehead against Y/N’s. Her wings wrapped around him and their hand’s interlaced with each other. “We are an unlikely couple, aren’t we?” Johnnie asked, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he smiled.

“The stranger the better.” Y/N whispered against his lips.

The two knew that they’d be judged anywhere else, but in this moment, they didn’t care. Y/N and Johnnie had each other, and that’s all that mattered.

~THE END~

IK the ending could’ve been better, but I’m so tired rn. I might change it later, but idk. Sorry!

#johnnie guilbert #johnnie guilbert x reader #imagine #i’m fucking tired

[god-u]

still adding things to this but i hope everyone in the gen v fandom that isn’t a weirdo and doesn’t support this type of behavior will actually protect themselves from this manipulative bitch and block her for your own safety and wellbeing.

thank you to everyone who messaged me proof and contributed to this documentation exposing heronamedhawks (and breckstonevailskier) for blatant racism, misogynoir (hatred of Black women), transphobia, fake victimhood, gaslighting, and more.

update (2/11/24): hawks has deleted!

update: (2/19/24): hawks is back on twitter. same account but different user. is also likely back on tumblr at url “not-again-bestie”

update: guess she’s rebranding in another hp house ☠️

#btw until i have a new pin ready i want to say that sam and cate stans are NOT welcome #you can blame these ppl for that #gen v #heronamedhawks #breckstonevailskier #x #blocklist #i’m fucking tired #please reblog and spread the word #i’ve seriously never been manipulated like this in my life and i don’t want anyone else to experience this

[toji-bunny-girl]

going thru my followings rn unfollowing big blogs who don’t use their platform to support Palestine

#idc whether it’s a mutual or not #I’m fucking tired #ppl are getting killed and they’re talking abt cocks #(kinda sounds funny when I say it liddat ngl) #neway I’m only going thru a quarter of my followings and only one moot is speaking out abt Palestine #the fact that ten of thousands of Palestinians are either injured or orphaned or dead #and they’re still posting abt irrelevant ass things #just baffles me #how out of touch can you be

[cherrilemon]

Hazbin Hotel Spoilers//

What if Lilith left no contact with Charlie because Eve is her actual mom?

During Adam and Lucifer’s fight, Lucifer says “your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I offered” while holding a V shape to his mouth, implying he ate Lilith out, and then said “or the second”, while doing a thrusting gesture for Eve, implying— well you know.

Idk, i came up with this very late at night and I’m fucking tired

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel spoilers #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #lilith morningstar #eve hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #i’m fucking tired

[myeyesarebrighter]

I’m so dark and stormy today.

How the fuck are we supposed to raise children like this? Global pandemic. Overdosed favorite beloved aunt. Mass shootings and emergency drills to “practice” at school. It’s all so fucked up and impossible and I’m so angry and tired of having to try to help my kids make sense of it all.

#I’m fucking tired #this is fucking bullshit

[soulinkpoetry]

The universe knows what you went through. After the chaos, peace arrives.

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#no more conflict #only peace #i’m fucking tired #friends #soulinkpoetry #poetry #she writes #thoughts #feelings #poets on tumblr

[bpdohwhatajoy]

I wish I could kill everyone who insults my special interests

#ryan.txt #where I’m at today #I’m fucking tired #special interest #special interests #autism #actually autistic

[aina-otsuki]

just had an idea. So if anyone has read this fanfic . then I want you to hold onto that thought and what if just yk what if it was Aeon and Nico.

Now this would be how I see Nico in a Mortal high school AU. He’d be this stupidly smart kid that musically talented and would like usually be seen with Reyna, Jason, Apollo, and Leo or someone else. That would be the friend group. Um… I’m like so tired I have a final tomorrow so I can’t think right now. My Spanish brain is on and right now everything looks like mush. I be a native English speaker but Spanish is so much easier than English. I’m sorry I realized I’m just speaking BS. Uh, add any ideas you have! :)

Now for a long needed rest. I think :|

Edit 04/11/24 - @avaetin seeing as this is your Au I would like to ask what you think

#au #pjo #nico di angelo #primordial god! chronos x ananke! nico #idk what im doing #i’m fucking tired #Why am I doing this instead of sleeping? #Actually I think it’s because I was trying to write in my fic. Idk :/

[porternash]

This is a youtube exchange on a John Oliver segment from months ago and given the recent events, I’d like an answer from everyone that believes they have an argument against trans rights;

why do your personal feelings superceed my rights, when my personal feelings aren’t enough justification to keep them?

#transgender #lgbt #trans rights #i’m fucking tired #youtube doesn’t even notify me anymore lol #it’s like yeah btw people are still wildin on that comment you made #that was a real dumb move vince from seven months ago

[lilylovelyxo]

i’ve never felt so tired in my life, things never seem to truly change. one moment i feel like the world has become a little lighter, a little easier to hold and maybe i even smile through the responsibility of hefting it on my shoulders. the next the weight has increased tenfold and i can feel my muscles buckling as i struggle to keep everything in place, to keep every building standing tall and every tree rooted to the ground. i struggle to make sure the salt water trapped in the oceans behind my eyes doesn’t leak into a tsunami of destruction. that the earthquake that is my trembling hands and shoulders is not unleashed. that i do not demolish the small buildings of happiness and uproot the small beginnings of stability. my name may not be atlas, i may not be a god, but i fill his role all the same.

#atlas #ancient greek #i’m fucking losing it #i’m fucking tired

[cyle-stuff]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVE!!

#i’m fucking tired #I’ve been up for over 24 hours #maybe I’m getting close to 48… #i don’t know #haha #aahhhh #anyway #new years eve #happy new years eve

[moonypdfootprongsimp]

When life is shit, fanfics for the fix

#fics #life #i’m fucking tired #shitty friends #im done #ao3 fanfic #fanfiction #quotes #marauders #wolfstar #marauders era #jegulus

[drivindrivin]

Never be surprised that F1 is full of shit.

They sold we race as one merch.. and never said where or who the money went to.

They’ve done nothing to improve or diversify on or off the grid and now they’re restricting “political statements” by drivers while they’re too cowardly to even fake caring about social justice.

They’ve never cared about anything other than profit.

#f1 #f1 issues #I’m fucking tired

[ziskandra]

god i wish blocking somebody also prevented reblogs of their original posts showing up on my dash. blacklisting is not powerful enough, i don’t even want to perceive the urls

#after so long giving ppl the benefit of the doubt #of trying to be patient #I’m fucking tired #probably just a sign that I need to Log Off lbr but also #truly think some people in this fandom played an entirely different game or just got something so different out of it that #it is better if the streams Do Not Meet #asha chats #personal

[jetsetromance]

i’m so tired of fucking closing. wtf is the girl on that makes the schedule

#also i haven’t had a saturday or full weekend off in WEEKS #i’m fucking tired #i’m going to talk to her this coming week bc she gave me the worst schedule i’ve ever had since i started here #someone please train her to make the damn schedule

[symphonic-snapdragon]

me in december 2022: wow i’m so stressed about getting into grad school what if i don’t get in andjndndjdj aaarghhh

me in december 2023, barely surviving the first semester of le grad school:

#i’m fucking tired #literally so tired #2 more weeks… #thoughts