#i’m drunk

[peuvoart]

Drink & draw

#zosan #zosan art #onepiece #one piece #ワンピース #ゾロ #サンジ #ゾロ サンジ #zoro #zoro roronoa #sanji #they’re married #they’re gay and in love #i’m drunk #ipencil in one hand vodka in other #don’t think draw #good for them #пиво art tag

[lovergirly]

mornings with wednesday

i wrote this while super drunk so please bear with me. i love y’all so much i hope you enjoy 💕

dating wednesday addams was a crazy experience. she didn’t quite know how to express emotions, but she tried for you. she held the door open, kissed your knuckles, allowed you to pick on her without killing you, etc. your favorite part, however, was mornings with your lovely, goth girlfriend. it was currently 5 am and you could feel wednesday trying to get out of your grasp.

“wednesday stop-“

“no. it’s 5, i need to get up. you should too.” you can see her braided hair was slightly messy and she didn’t have any makeup on. she looked beautiful.

“can we please cuddle for another five minutes?”

“why must you always ask this? you know i say no every time so just let me get up.” she sees your face turn a little sour so she sighs and leans in to give you a kiss. she finally gets up and leaves for the bathroom to take a shower. you stare at the door for a couple seconds before starting to close your eyes again, only to hear wednesday yell, “don’t go back to sleep,” through the door. you never understood how she knew you that well. so well she could tell your every move, even when she couldn’t see you. you disregarded her words anyway, and took a nap until she got out of the bathroom.

“i thought i gave you explicit instructions.” you simple smile at her and she deadpans back at you.

“i’m tired what can i say my love?”

“you can say nothing and get out of bed.”

“whatever.” you say while finally getting out of bed. you get dressed in your uniform while wednesday changes into the same uniform but all black. just looking at her made you fall even deeper in love. she always looked so composed. even when it’s 5:45 am and her hair is down and… wait. her hair is down. it was longer than you expected, very wavy. she looked absolutely elegant, but you knew she’d braid her hair again. it’s never not braided after all. why not make the morning just a tad bit romantic.

“wednesday?” you asked while conjuring up the sweetest voice you could find.

“yes mi amor?”

“can i braid your hair… please?”

wednesday paused. she never let anyone touch her hair. it was her thing. she always needed to look composed, it didn’t matter who she was with. as long as she was composed she’d be fine. she can’t act nervous right now because it makes her lose control of her body. and when she loses control of her body she loses control of her words. “you want to- what?… umm why may i… ask?”

“because i love you and i want to make you feel beautiful. and if doing your hair will do that then i must braid your hair.” you shrug. deep down your real reason was to be close to wednesday. you loved her. her shampoo, her hair, her face. not only that but her personality, her charisma, her style. you loved the girl in front of you with everything you could. and in return she loved you. she sat in front of you as you started dividing her hair and getting to work. she was nervous (though she’d rather swim through a pool of her own blood than admit that). she loved your gentle touches and how you can make her feel like a precious doll. now wednesday hated feeling weak, but with you she didn’t feel that way. she instead felt loved. every smile you sent her way was true love. every time you reached for her hand when you were nervous was true love. every time you apologize for pulling her hair a little too hard was true love. you both were so in love with each other and neither of you were scared to admit it. “oh mi amor, you did such a good job on my hair.” the goth praises while giving you a kiss of the nose.

“of course i did! i tried my hardest. now it’s 6:15 we need to get breakfast.”

“of course after you my love.” she says while opening the door for you and giving a false bow to show how chivalrous she is.

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i hope you guess enjoyed !! like i said i’m very drunk rn so i’ll probably delete this tomorrow morning or something. leave me more requests i’ll get back to them asap!!

#wednesday #wednesday addams x reader #jenna ortega #lgbtq #addams family #fanfic #jenna ortega x reader #wednsday addams #drunk thoughts #i’m drunk

[dogstarmoonheart]

bro, why do i giggle from the mere thought of Marlene Mckinnon??

she’s the reason why I have a wolfcut. She’s the reason why I have a septum. She’s the reason why I’m gay (nah)

#i’m drunk #marlene mckinnon #the marauders #marauders #marauders era

[baggy-holmes]

drunk gabby says hi

#me #selfie #saturday night #at the bars #hehehe #i’m cold #and now it’s bedtime #i’m drunk #goodnight

[seabeck]

Hello hello I am yellow yellow

#baby yellow #I’m drunk #chicken #chickens #my pets

[blondepw]

hey. did y’all know. you put the fun into dysfunction

#i’m drunk #mine #fob #fall out boy #smfs #hold me like a grudge

[excali8ur]

If anyone saw me on Shredder’s Revenge playing like absolute shit no you didn’t

#personal #I’m drunk #Don’t judge me :[ #Playing world’s twitchiest 12 Mikey rn #Was playing world’s sluggiest 12 Raph earlier

[dykeomania]

i fucking love women i love meeting bad bitches when i’m outside i love getting their instagrams i love doing debriefs with them women are so amazing and that’s all i gotta say

#not a word for me until global strike is over #i’m DRUNK #ANS I LOVR BAD BITCHES!!! #YOURE ALL SO GREAT #WOW

[flowersforfrancis]

Memory is so fucking strange. I mean what, I just don’t remember whole chunks of my life? Yet it still happened. But I’ve just lost that.

Isn’t that strange?

#i’m drunk

[lefreck]

why is alex turner so teeny tiny

#small #I’m drunk #teeny tiny #Alex turner #small man #pocket sized fr #it’s Alex’s world and we’re just living in it

[baggy-holmes]

heyyy it’s drunk gabby

#it’s like 3:30 in the morning #what’s wrong with me? idk man #a lot #it’s my besties bday weekend though and #i’m drunk #oop

[zemu]

did y’all know that uh kieran culkin

#i’m drunk #whatever whatever kieran if u see this just first of all Hi if u r reading this please

[jikimo-world]

Austria: A.E.I.O.U.

Chibitalia: Ciuccia bestia che sei tu

#hetalia #Italian nursery rhyme #hws italy #hws austria #aph italy #aph austria #hws north italy #chibitalia #hws veneziano #i’m drunk #Perché scrivo ste cose in inglese non so

[sweetredplum]

Fuck I’ll do anything for cocks

#I love cocks #pls send #I’m rubbing myself and everywhere #I’m drunk