#i’m getting pissed off again

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are #friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner #but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo. #blue eye samurai #taigen #and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods #running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else #no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take #I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit #and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she #wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos. #the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types #everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious #enjoy it.

[delineate-creates]

Day 18: Saddle

Trembling from the cold and the chilly metal pressing into her back, Harry gripped the black horn of the saddle, refusing to look behind her. Black metal arms reached around her and gripped the stallion’s reins, the horse shifting as it prepared to move on command.

“What now?” Harry asked in despair.

“I’ll take you back to your fucking lovely farm,” the knight mocked, voice somehow cultured even through the swear, “And get on with my mission. Which way?”

•

From chapter 1 of @treacleteacups’s Byzantium

#inktober #inktober2023 #hp #harry potter #tom riddle #voldemort #tomarrymort #tomarry #my art #fanart #well. I’m behind literally one single day after I got caught up again #and I’m ashamed to report that it’s because of a man #a man I don’t even like anymore! #but I’m a coward and a people pleaser so there I was #I’ll get rid of him soon though…he’s pissed me off one too many times #gonna reread chapter 5 of this to remind myself what a REAL man looks like 😩

[eternalwyrm]

i’d just like to remind everyone that the original bee and puppycat series on youtube is STILL canon like. everything happened in that still counts. (also i sound very pissy in this, especially the tags, but please know that it’s meant to be a lighthearted reminder)

lazy in space canonically picks up after the youtube series. think of the first couple of netflix episodes as a summary for people who have literally never heard of the show before. yes, it has its faults (i’ve seen people calling it “too boring”, weird pacing, etc etc whatever) but think of it as a weird recap. it’s there for the sake of getting us comfortable to the new style and adding more exposition/character background. again, it has its faults with that but i’m not here to discuss that. the point is that the first couple netflix episodes are basically for people who have literally never heard of bee and puppycat before and maybe saw an ad or two, or opened netflix and saw this new charming show or whatever, and are seeing it for the first time. it’s not expected of them to immediately google the title and watch the original. yes, we lost some iconic lines and scenes in the recap, but those are still canon, they’re still up and we can watch them; and again it was for the sake of the recap and added exposition. like it’s because of the remade episodes that we know more about bee’s dad. that we know more about bee’s past and puppycat’s connection to that. we’ve gotten more hints and background details that add to the story, characters, and the future of the show (the three separate music boxes, the symbols on the screens of puppycat’s ship, how deckard and cass see bee [“weird old lady girl”], literally more info on cardamon besides “he’s a child landlord and is sad and stressed”, etc etc etc)

like i can get the parts that are frustrating to long time fans, i literally have the original memorized so uh. i get it, but still. it’s more than just “we retconned things LOL!” because i don’t really think it was retconning. original plots were a little simplified but they added more to what we already knew. whatever, i’m off topic. the point is: yes, it’s sad that netflix doesn’t have those iconic lines but those are still canon. the original is still canon. lazy in space canonically takes place after the original series. take that as you will.

#sorry it’s just frustrating to see people dunking on it so hard #like yeah! okay it has its little faults! but like??? the original is not dead #anyone can go watch the original and see said things #cartoon hangover isn’t going to delete it #and either way i think getting added backstory to MULTIPLE characters is a lot more valuable than a couple of lines/scenes #again! i know the remade episodes were weird #but we got so much more exposition that we wouldn’t have gotten just from piecing things together #where would we get the idea that there are three music boxes! #or why puppycat could turn off bee’s music box! #the show was good and i think it would be good to focus on lazy in space instead of focusing solely on the couple of faults the remade has #like that’s all see. besides a couple of theory posts there’s literally just ‘ugh i miss this line :(‘ like okay?? #if we’re going to complain let’s complain about how they made bee skinnier #like i’m so pissed about that. literally like my one complaint and issue with lazy in space #ANYWAY #bee and puppycat #bee and puppycat season 2 #bee and puppycat netflix #bee and puppycat spoilers #bee and puppcat lazy in space #bapc #bapc spoilers #bapc netflix #long post

[jankwritten]

I’ve been thinking a lot about what a Hazel and Jason friendship would look like.

Hazel tentatively reaching out after finally understanding that Jason isn’t everything she built him up to be in her head, influenced both by Nico and by what she actually observed of Jason herself

Jason assumes she just wants tips on leadership or maybe how to fight better, so he obliged by offering to train with her

Hazel expects Jason to go easy on her like Percy and Annabeth and Piper do, but instead she gets taken down within a few minutes and has Jason ruthlessly pointing out what things she could improve on.

(Cue: Hazel finally having an opponent who doesn’t underestimate her. Hazel who finally feels like she has somebody she can spar against who will help and not just let her win because she’s young and small. Hazel who finally gets why Nico spends so much time talking about how kind and helpful Jason is, even if what she’s seeing isn’t necessarily kind.)

Jason starts hanging out with Hazel outside of sparring but in other groups, like with Piper, or Nico. He learns that she loves dancing and horses and likes to test the hardness of a stone against her fingernails, likes to collect shiny non-precious things just like Nico does, likes to swear loudly whenever possible as if she’s doing it to purposely piss people off.

Hazel asks Jason if he wants to go hang out one day after the Argo quest is over, maybe go to some museum in NYC that she’s heard Percy talk about, or find metaphysical shops to walk through (I HC that Hazel really loves modern mortal interpretations of magic and that she’s fascinated by the ways mortals accidentally connect to the gods etc.) and Jason assumes she means with someone else and agrees, only to find out they’re going alone.

Jason panicking for a moment about potential misinterpretations, once he realizes, and stammering out some garbled thing about how he really likes her but not like that because ofc all he’s known so far is that being alone with a girl = someone will assume romantic intent. Hazel openly laughs in his face and rather boldly states that she KNOWS Jason is in love with her brother.

Hazel, eventually, being the first person Jason feels safe coming out to. Jason, in return, being the first person Hazel feels safe to talk about being asexual with. The two of them discussing their feelings more and more often while exploring new places together, like Hazel talking about how she did so much researching into queer history and labels when she first found out Nico is gay, Jason telling her that he still doesn’t feel like Thalia is his sister as if he might not be the same Jason Grace she remembers, the two of them coming to terms with being on the aromantic spectrum together.

Jason talking Hazel out of joining the Hunters when she’s having a very very bad day. Hazel stopping Jason from disappearing back out into the mortal world to finish school without first giving his other friends a chance to have input.

(Hazel and Jason inadvertently saving each other’s lives by tweaking fate, thus making their friendship literally woven into their lives forever indisputably. Hades/Pluto patting Jason on the back and telling him thank you with no context or clarification the next time they meet. Hera/Juno, tight lipped and silent, offering Hazel some kind of gift or blessing the next time she returns to New Rome. Hazel and Jason laughing it off when they tell each other because wow, their godly parents are weird as hell.)

#pjo #hoo #jason grace #hazel levesque #I really do think their friendship would be so fun and cool for them #they develop a sibling kinda thing #like yeah Jason still sees her as a little kid sometimes #but she’s HIS little kid sibling and hazel is okay with that because they both know it doesn’t mean he sees her as weak or lesser #idk man people need to hop on this Jason Hazel friendship train I’m digging this shit soooo much #GIGGLING at the idea of Jason casually saying he used to have a crush on Frank and Hazel hitting him with a pillow #they’re gossiping. they’re beating each other up. they’re sharing their deepest darkest secrets. #I’m sure it’s not all happy sparkly rainbows all the time either #like I’m SURE hazel gets pissed off at Jason super easily for shit he does and Jason gets annoyed when Hazel just Decides Stuff without #input from anyone else (Jason does this too but he’s a hypocrite) #like they also. hate each other sometimes but that’s fine. they always figure it out and are friends again before the end of the day #there’s just so much POTENTIAL guys #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #heroes of Olympus #pjato #these are my kids my children

[bilesbianblog]

for some reason my brain keeps wanting to read the blog name as biles-bian blog as if this is a blog for folks exclusively attracted to Simone Biles and I thought maybe it would be fun to share

(From November 27, 2023)

To be fair... have you SEEN Simone Biles?

You should see Simone Biles. You should look at her.

#not gimmick #ask #juno speaks #i have so many thoughts and feelings about simone biles and other black female athletes #and the horrifically intense expectations of body type and gender performance in gymnastics and ballet and just sports in general #like if you’re a female athlete you have be thin and pale and delicate and feminine and nonthreatening #and if you look like simone biles with her brown skin and broad shoulders and muscle definition people get pissed the fuck off #and she’s not even fat or butch #doesn’t matter if you doll yourself up like marilyn fucking monroe‚ someone’ll always be fuming about you ‘destroying womanhood’ #but i’m not gonna write that whole essay unless and until i do some research for it. so. #just know that simone biles and other athletes like her mean so much to me #and if i ever dance again i’ll owe it to them

[melrosing]

anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags #like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol #since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything #they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts #and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god #then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me #so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through #like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again? #and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence #it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’ #to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’ #and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’ #WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’ #and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win??? #like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao #i leave end of the month #at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened #I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!! #I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are

[feelingtheaster99]

I fucking love the energy of Percy straight up REFUSING the quest until Grover told him his mom was alive and going on the quest meant he could save her too

#go off #go off Percy #go off Grover #absolute kings both of you #especially Grover because it must’ve been incredibly hard for him to defy Dinonysus like that #ESPECIALLY because his motto is apparently never stand up to bullies #love that for him #but he wanted to prove he’s Percy’s true friend #persassy #Percy is a lil shit #but again he hs so right in this moment #Percy always calls out the gods on their bulkshit #Percy always calls out the gods on their piss poor parenting #and I’m glad he’s even more explicitly doing it here #which makes sense because we can’t hear his internal monologue #it’s gotta be overt so we get the message #pjo #Percy Jackson #pjotv #pjo spoilers #pjo show #pjo series #percy jackson and the olympians #live reaction #I become supreme overlord of the bathroom #I become supreme overlord of the bathroom spoilers #grover underwood #walker scobell #Aryan simhadri #book Percy energy

[unknownarmageddon]

Said this in a post, but Kross having a dogfight (the airplane kind)

AUGH i keep forgetting to answer this but you’re so so right this is the realest actually

#pilot kross……. aughhh weeping wailing #answering asks #justanidiorartist asks #jaa!! #killer would have one of those small pointed fast jets #cross would have something similar but it’d probably be more heavy or bigger or whatever and not as meant for speed #kind of fucking insane about then having air fights with each other #circling each other and shouting things the other can’t hear #killer’s like some unknown pilot cross and whatever organization he’s under is familiar with #cause he keeps flying into their territory and doing stunts right where they can see him like he’s showing off #and cross volunteers and or is voluntold to go after him cause he’s good in the air #and he and killer fight but cross has to land cause killer fucked his shit that bad #and then cross gets all pissed cause hes never had that happen to him in a fight so he has this personal grudge against killer #and wants to beat him #so every time killer comes back cross immediately says he’ll handle him and goes after him himself #and this keeps happening over and over to the point it’s like. a Thing. #and they both don’t know anything about each other but they keep coming back to each other again and again #and there’s probably jokes among cross’s other crew mates (or whatever they are idk how. that works) #that he has a thing for that mystery pilot #and they probably have some kinda nickname for killer like. hawk or jackdaw or something. y’know it’s gotta be a bird #ANYWAY sorry i’m insane i think #is that anything

[kingofsalmonids]

WELL I GOT MY ASS BEAT. SORRY TO ANYONE WHO WANTED TO PLAY, BUT I CLEARLY DON’T HAVE IT IN ME TONIGHT. I’LL TRY TOMORROW. KEEP AN EYE OUT.

#I TRY NOT TO RAGE #BUT MAN #THAT WAS SOME OF THE LEAST FUN I’VE HAD IN A WHILE #I DON’T OFTEN GET ANGY WHEN PLAYING GAMES #BUT I’M BIG ENOUGH TO ADMIT I GOT PISSED OFF #I GOTTA COOL DOWN AND TRY AGAIN TOMORROW #BEST OF LUCK EVERYONE! WIN FOR TEAM NESSIE! #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #cohozuna #splatoon meme #salmonid #splatfest #team nessie

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I really need people to understand that they didn’t not listen to Cassandra because she was a woman she was quite literally cursed. Like Apollo got all pissy over something (varies from version to version yknow mythology stuff) like the gods tend to do and cursed her so that she could tell the future but no one would believe her. It was not because she was a woman like I’m begging you if you’re talking about people not listening to women talk about anybody else-

#hi I’m back and pissed off about greek mythology misconceptions again #with the new taylor swift song I’m just gonna get a little bit mad in advance honestly #also ‘they killed cassandra first because she feared the worst’ no they didn’t #no offense taylor but no they didn’t #trojan war happened trojans won cassandra was taken by agamemmnon as a spoil of war bc he was the literal worst #then they got home agamemmnons wife was not happy so she killed cassandra and then killed her husband for many reasons #shoutout to clymenestra by the way good for her kill your husband girl #absolutely asking my larin teacher for his opinion when I go to school monday btw #madurday night live

[trioxidewastaken]

i’m not really personally opposed to spin-offs/revivals/sequels for previously established ip, especially if the revivals sounds promising (avatar/korra and phineas & ferb). however, i can’t really get down with it if they’re done in conjunction with absolutely poorly executed works & relying entirely on name recognition (velma) and/or at the expense of cutting other critically acclaimed works short (dead end) even after being ordered for more seasons (inside job) or at worst, removing works entirely for seemingly no reason (ok ko, infinity train, westworld, etc) except for short term profit.

as a consumer that really wants to see good shows & movies succeed (particularly in animation), it really dampens my trust in services to make content and actually stick to it when it seems that they’re also too scared to stray away from their golden tiddies (stranger things & game of thrones) to try things without just blowing money on their “throw shit at the walls and wait for the consumer to pick out the corn gold” strategy that they’ve (very specifically netflix) tried for years.

at the very least, pay out the cast/crew for the rest of their contracts that they were supposed to work for similar to the before times.

#i’m supremely pissed off about almost all the major streamers just speedrunning the worst attributes of traditional tv #this is partly why i wanna get into buying physical media again #can’t fuckin trust them to not just decide ‘ehh how much can we get written off for this gay shit’ #trio vents #avatar the last airbender #the legend of korra #phineas and ferb #velma #dead end paranormal park #inside job #ok ko #infinity train

[itspileofgoodthings]

see i have all these spicy takes in the drafts that i don’t post out of self-restraint but then i see a spicy take that i hate SO MUCH and then i want to post mine out of revenge. it’s a terrible cycle tbh.

#it is actually and fundamentally not good for my weaknesses to be here lol #but I also love it! And love the community and the support and don’t find a ready-made replacement for that in real life #so yeah. I wrestle with it #if I could always use it as an opportunity to practice charity and restraint and shutting up it would be a good thing #but I have to be careful with any known potential irritant because I have such a temper and get so genuinely pissed off so easily #while also having poor impulse control #and like. it isn’t fair of me to be out there baiting people with my opinions and being provoking with takes I know will be upsetting #to the circle in which I move on here #but I also love to say a thing I think is true or feel is true and talking my way into a more nuanced opinion is how I do it! #but also like. the simple truth is that it also isn’t kind or charitable or necessary most of the time #no matter how I try to dress it up with comments on my personality and how I learn/like to analyze things #I really wrestle with it. there was a part of me that so at peace when I was gone from tumblr (essentially) for half a year #but again. I missed it #teaching helps a lot. my personality can take the very age-appropriate obnoxiousness and idiocy that comes with talking about literature #to teenagers #but I’m kind of so over trying to have a nuanced conversation online #it’s just so hard. I need the body language and the one to one you can only have in person for certain conversations #and disagreements. tbh it’s better and kinder and just BETTER if i stay out of it online #but I never do it perfectly #I’m just rambling. But yeah #thanks for listening #this has been #3 text posts in a row with Maria

[vi-enti]

nothing worse than people thinking it’s ok to be wildly drunk in public places and bother strangers just bc of a holiday.

#@ the man i just met i genuinely hope you sustain a serious injury at some point in your life #break two bones. lose a finger. lose your hand :) #ooh get a liver disease and be unable to ever drink again #i mean. ok this is mean i’m a little sorry #but i am SO fucking pissed and i hate drunk strangers who are so disruptive and evil in public #silly drunk people sticking with their friends? fine! great even #come near a person you don’t know with your hands and i will cut them the fuck off i am so mad #happy drunk idiots green day #also i do like st patricks i think it’s fun to celebrate but nothing excuses some behaviors yknow #moon babbles

[lovebvni]

https://www.tumblr.com/lovebvni/746876273478008833/the-shifting-community

I mean this in the most genuine way possible, but you do not understand the point of people saying shifting for minors as an adult is weird. I also don’t think you understand how ages work even across different realities.

(I would like to note that from here on out, when I say “you” I am not referring to you specifically. I am using the general form of the word. Just talking in the second person.)

Regardless of how old you are there your consciousness is still an adult with an adult mindset and experiences. Yes, you can script yourself to be younger but at the end of the day your adult mind is attracted to a minor. (IMO it’s different if it’s live action and the actor was an adult at the time of filming)

As for the ages thing, if you are 16 here and shift to somewhere where you are also 16, you’re still just 16. The ages don’t combine because you did not live out an extra so many years you just shifted to a reality where your 16 years you’ve already lived are different.

Obviously no one can stop you, and no ones gonna know you even did it unless you tell them. But I hope this helps you understand where people come from when they say it’s weird to shift for minors as an adult. /gen

girly omg i can’t i’m not even gonna argue with you. have ur own opinion, don’t try to change mine.

#im actually pissed the fuck off #stop asking me about this shit #i don’t care anymore #its getting to the point where i may just close my asks #because i know what im talking about #just because you’re limiting yourself doesn’t mean im going to do the same #and im not talking about in a predatory way jesus fucking christ #i’m talking about someone who wants to experience being a child again #please gtfo #i don’t care ir i’m being rude anymore