#i’m gonna start slandering kisaki more from now on

[ccxiia]

⤷ WILD N’ OUT : TALKING SPIT || @milliumizoomi

⤷ FEATURED : VARIOUS TOKYO REVENGERS CHARACTERS

⤷ GENRE : Heavy Crack

⤷ WARNINGS : Water spitting, lots of slander and roasts, Baji and Kisaki fighting, HUGE ASS SPOILERS

⤷ EXTRA INFO : Part of the TokyoRev Wildside. Click here for Event Masterlist.

As the beat cut down Izana grabbed the microphone.

“Alright, our next game is called Talking Spit. We're gonna have the Wild n Out girls bring some chairs, water, and buckets. Mikey and I will have a seat, we're gonna fill our mouths up with water and each team is given the opportunity to make us laugh so hard we spit the water out. The team that makes you spit the most wins. DJ you ready?” Izana explained the rules as he and Mikey sat down in their seats.

“Black Squad, Wild out.”

As the DJ said the crowd applauded, taking the water bottles Mikey and Izana filled their mouths.

Everyone cheered as Draken walked up and fist bumped Mikey.

“Y’know it's pretty messed up how you were dissing me and my head. So what if I'm bald in the future? I just wanna know how the fuck you managed to look like a Junkie Emo Izana though?”

Mikey spat out his water as everyone laughed at them.

*DING*

“Damn man! I thought we was good?” Mikey punched Draken lightly.

“I said I was gonna get you back for that.” Draken walked away laughing.

“You copied my look and still looked busted in the future? Good thing you didn’t save me.” Izana laughed as he and Mikey filled their mouths with water.

Smiley walked up with the microphone in his hand.

“Damn man are you going through something? Your eyes are hella wide right now, you remind me of the Mama Tattletail.” Mikey coughed out some of the water as Izana had to hold the towel to his mouth.

*DING*

“He spit, can we get that point? He just spit.”

Smiley pointed at Izana as he shook his head.

“You just- man fuck you with your Tic-Tac-Toe forehead.”

The quick change in tone made Izana and Mikey spit out the water.

*DING* *DING*

Hanma started laughing as he walked towards Izana. Leaning on his chair he grinned then started speaking.

“Mikey, I have a question. Are Shinchiro’s farts as lethal as those kicks?” The question made Mikey nod his head.

Akashi took one of the microphones. “Those farts are the reason he didn’t have a girlfriend”

Everyone started laughing as Mikey and Izana struggled to not spit.

Wakasa grabbed a spare microphone “Your brother gets NO bitches, they probably smelled those farts a mile away. Like damn 20 consecutive rejections? That’s sad”

Little spurts of water came from Izana and Mikey as they tried to gain their composure.

*DING* *DING*

“And he died a virgin, that's crazy!” Wakasa exclaimed, which made Izana and Mikey spit more of their water out teary eyed.

*DING* *DING*

“Shut up you got black lungs and you look like you were forced down and had your hair shaved like?” Shinchiro took the microphone.

“I got black lungs so what? At least I can get hoes!” Akashi glared at Shinchiro.

“Those black lungs are gonna kill you before you get in a woman’s guts.” Senju interjected, laughing at them.

“You’re ass heaving and hoeing.” Wakasa laughed.

“Whew babe I’m tired! You take control for now!” Shinchiro added.

The responses made Mikey and Izana spit their water out on each other.

*DING* *DING*

“Your not getting my card anymore” When Takeomi said this Senju was quick to with an answer. “What you said you don’t love me?”

Everyone started laughing.

“I didn’t say-“ “This is why Haru left.” Because of this Takeomi gave Senju his card as everyone laughed harder at how annoyed he looked.

“Alright back on track guys-“ Mikey smiled as he got everyone to settle down. Him and Izana filled their mouths again.

Peh and Pah walked out with the microphone hyped up.

“Alright. What did the couch say when it got hit.” Pah asked.

“cOUCH! That really hurt!” The answer made Izana and Mikey look at them in confusion.

*BUZZER*

“Ok. Alright” Peh and Pah shook their head.

“So since we doing corny jokes. Ten for the corny people. What do…sick people order at Starbucks?” Sanzu spoke as Izana and Mikey gave him questioning looks.

“Coughfee!” Mikey spat out his water. He was shocked. This made Sanzu laugh as the DJ looked like he was over it.

*DING*

“Was not supposed to laugh at that one.” Mikey wiped his mouth as he filled his mouth again.

Everyone clapped it up when Baji came out.

“YOU GOT THIS BAJI” Everyone on the Black Squad hyped him up.

“I am Manjirou’s thoughts. I wonder if Izana knows that everyone on his team looks weird. Like look at Kisaki, he looked like the Lizard from Monster Inc when he was younger. Maybe that’s why Hina didn’t like him. Those obtuse eyebrows.”

*BUZZER*

The buzzer almost made Izana and Mikey spit out their water.

“You siding with Kisaki? This why your bald ass don’t get paid.” Baji walked away angry.

“At least my hair got better. Your hair is fucking greasy and you don’t know how to spell. Fuck outta here.” Kisaki came to the front

“Shut the fuck up. Your team members look weird. You have Taiju pushing 65 he boutta get the shakies, Mochi fucking look The Hulk and an Oni’s lovechild with that tight ass braid, Ran built like a blunt Wednesday Addams looking ass and Muto got a whole Omelette cooking on his head. He even got a bump on the back of his head.” Baji went in on the red squad.

Everyone started laughing when Mikey and Izana spat their water out uncontrollably.

*DING* *DING*

“You gonna diss my team like that? Ok you Hakkai looking like an offbrand Drake, had a fucking giraffe neck on that cover. He looked like Oscar off Shark Tales. Rindou fucking looks like Bernard from Megamind. Pah and Peh is Twiddle Dumb and Twiddle Dumber.”

The cast was on the ground dying of laughter as Baji and Kisaki kept going at each other

“You're gonna stop playing with me.” Baji scowled

“Pipe down Edward, your forehead look like the McDonald’s logo.” Kisaki bucked at Baji

*DING* *DING*

“You got the same head as a ninja turtle. Stop playing you built like Noir’s Roblox Avatar.” Baji held his nose. “Lemme fix my gizmos and gadgets!” Baji was ready to fight.

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*

Izana and Mikey had to push Kisaki and Baji away from each other or else they would have actually fought.

“Oh my god.” Izana held his chest.

“There was a lot of tension that was crazy! DJ who won?” Mikey asked after finally catching his breath.

“Imma give that to the Red Squad! Make some noise for the Red Squad!”

When the DJ said this Kisaki flicked off Baji. “We still won!”

“It’s all good! Everybody on their feet! DJ take us out!” Mikey cheered.

Everyone cheered as the DJ did the final beat for the round.

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