#i’m kidding i’m kidding

[babykatia]

The urge to force a monster dildo into my holes until I’m ruined and film it to share with all of you 🤭🤭

#I’m kidding I’m kidding #unless someone want to buy me one… you can see my holes after 😘 #baby katia #lesbian

[tenisperfection]

Bobby left no stone unturned there, like damn, if he spoke to me like that I’d have already broken up with Marisol and moved Buck in.

#911 spoilers #i’m kidding i’m kidding #but fhdjskksksks i CANT with this episode #too much going on!!!!

[orcinus-veterinarius]

LITTLE MAN OBTAINED!!! I'm so thankful to my friend for buying him for me. He's an orca themed version of the sharkitty mascot!!!!

Orca-shark-cat. Typical SeaWorld hybrid.

#I’m kidding I’m kidding #he’s very cute! #answered asks #nerdyeldritchhorror

[chlodoll]

in my book it’s been 4.0 since november 😇

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #i’m just saying shit 🤭

[literallyaflame]

Will you sing anchors aweigh with me?

okay be honest with me

are u this person’s brother

#i’m kidding I’m kidding #gjsjfjdjdjdj #sorry i had to #anonymous

[crazysnor1ax]

T4t willowson. You agree. Reblog.

#I’m kidding I’m kidding #you don’t have to actually reblog lol. but t4t Willowson is so important and the world must hear about it #speaklax #willow dont starve #wilson dont starve #willowson #dst

[julescarstairs]

I’m not kidding when I say that I get literal whiplash when I remember that Mark is actually older than Kieran

It’s so fascinating to see a ship where the immortal party is younger than the mortal one

#i remember and my whole body goes flying across the room #like someone’s got a voodoo doll of me and some impeccable timing #I’m kidding I’m kidding #but still #the dark artifices #julian blackthorn #the shadowhunter chronicles #emma carstairs #blackstairs #mark blackthorn #cristina rosales #ty blackthorn #tavvy blackthorn #thedarkartifices #secrets of blackthorn hall #sobh #tda #kit herondale #lady midnight #lord of shadows #kieran kingson #dru blackthorn #the wicked powers #shadowhunters

[thebindingofpillo]

MerMaggy for MerMay

#mermaid au when #I’m kidding I’m kidding #unless… #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #tboi magdalene #mermay #tboi fanart #pillart #illustration

[akewolf]

Me at the end of season 6 of 911

Honestly? I’m too old and gay for this shit

#see you next season #or better yet #see you in hell you fuckers #i’m kidding i’m kidding #or am i? #911 spoilers #buddie #911 fox #s6 #6x18 #pay it forward #suck my nuts

[anxious-polyptoton]

they keep saying Mr D is in all these different kinds of camp T-shirts but maybe they’re not talking about chb or camp jupiter; they are simply acknowledging that everything he wears is

💅✨camp✨💅

#tsats spoilers #dionysus #mr d #hoo #i’m kidding i’m kidding #chb

[seijorhi]

I would pay a 100 million dollars to see you write a castlevania fic because I know that it would be straight up crack for me to snort and live on for 10000 years plus

So do you want my PayPal or……??

#I’m kidding I’m kidding #idk if I’ll write a full fledged fic but I might add them to the fandoms I’ll write for commissions and stuff #but there will be vampire content before the year is out #rhi answers

[yourdaddyfigure]

Honestly weird how everyone keeps tagging and asking u about ur tumblr crush 🥴 good luck w that my dude

Yeah I really hope everyone would stop doing that. I rather you guys tell me who your crush is 😂

#malakai’s ask #anon #if someone names my crush tho we sword fighting 🤺 #I’m kidding I’m kidding

[alessiasfreckles]

tswift why did you have to choose the chelsea hotel couldn’t it be like…. the arsenal hotel or something

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #hannah writes

[anothergolddustwoman]

You two are at work dial down the flirting

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #chenford #the rookie #the rookie spoilers

[isogenderskitty]

if anyone does a poll of “which starkid show has the best lyrics” i’m gonna make a thousand alt accounts to make sure avps wins

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #… or am i #no i am kidding but i would also be so sad if it didn’t do well

[paladin-n-cleric]

and when mike only confesses to will while he’s sacrificing himself and dying in mikes arms

#i’m kidding i’m kidding #i don’t believe that #byler