#i’m not

[heavenlyhischier]

how am i meant to be normal over this

#i’m not #nico hischier #new jersey devils #nh13 #the love of my life

[gladburden]

so tyler likes piercings yeah? guess this guy has a knack for puttin holes in his body.

badum tsss

#he has one hell of a naval piercing #i think i’m funny #i’m not #tyler hernandez #school bus graveyard #on the topic though he would have spider bites 100% canon real not fake

[burgerputty]

Muahaha gwall art dump

#not a genderbend #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #gideon graves #wallace wells #I’m so normal about them #I’m not #toxic yaoi to me #no I won’t elaborate on the 3rd image it’s so real to me idk #scott pilgram fanart #Gideon is a transmasc bigender #the ship is named gwall

[red-prince]

not to be paranoidal, but carlos posted the las vegas livery on his ig story, did charles do it…?

#i’m not gonna say it #i’m NOT #lestappen gate 2023 #lestappengate #f1 #formula 1 #f1blr #formula one #f1 fandom #charles leclerc #f1 love #scuderia ferrari #ferrari

[muckyschmuck]

@recoverystation where’s that report lil lady ……

#‘lil’ is not applicable im sorry #gift thiddies #i apologize #IM SORYY #i’m not #suggestive #my art #traditional art #doodlings

[spirit-of-the-chaos-gospel]

It might be because I’m still hung up on the Ravening War, but Nimona and Ballister are giving big Karna Solara and Colin Provolone energy.

#tell me i’m wrong #I’m not #the ravening war #nimona #ballister boldheart #karna solara #colin provolone #dimension 20

[lilyflxwers]

james and sirius are the type that you could give a pack of chalk to and they’d spend all day colouring in the pavement —

which remus and reg did regularly when they wanted to study in peace

#tell me I’m wrong #I’m not #jegulus #wolfstar #marauders

[tangential-hooligan]

turning them into wallpaper :333

#submas #neko atsume #crossover #wallpaper #ingo #emmet #ingo and emmet #tynamo #tangential hooliganart #you know I already set them on my lock screen 😭😭 #I’m so normal about them as littol kitty cats #I’m not #i lub them

[lannonorris]

Friendly reminder that Lando Norris has once named a squirrel after Carlos because he missed him during quarantine.

#people who didn’t know until now might think I’m making this up #I’m not #it really happened #and I’ll never be normal about it #formula 1 #f1 #lando norris #carlos sainz jr #carlando #cs55 #ln4 #mclaren

[pssherri]

severus is very dear to me as a representation of unfriendly looking autistic people that no one likes

#also luna but luna is friendly looking #i’m not #unfortunately #severus snape

[girl-afraid1]

how do i live without cutting myself

#girlblogging #girlhood #im just a girl #this is a girlblog #hell is a teenage girl #girlblog #i want to cvt #girl interupted syndrome #manic pixie dream girl #girl interrupted #sullen girl #girl afraid #messy girl #i wanna cvt #sylvia plath #cinnamon girl #coquette #put me in a movie #ultraviolence #i want to disappear #me #yeowch #i’m not #live laugh girlblog #girlblogger interrupted #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #girlblogger #this is what makes us girls #girlblog aesthetic #help me

[frnkiebby]

Help me I need him

um. so. if i may~🎃

#i’m not sorry #i’m not #there’s no part of me that’s apologetic #none at all #bc jesus fucking christ frank why #W H Y #fuck #just gonna add some kerosene to the dumpster fire and hop in i’m #frnkiebby #raverfrank #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[heffawhump]

I’m being completely normal about this

#I’m not #this anime and manga is a gift #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #they know what they did #it’s #it’s like a reward

[haydenshill]

I look at how beautiful he is

And it makes me want to send his mother a gift on his birthday…

“You are the best at making humans.”

Seriously she deserves an award, because how often is a human this pretty?

#hayden christensen #you think i’m joking #I’m not #magnificent #his mom is the goat

[stevenssticks]

thinking abt early met!jason :((((

he’s so needy, maybe still pretty inexperienced and he’s so hard it hurts. can’t keep consistent thrusts n keeps stuttering. he’s such a mess hunched over you n grinding into you. babbling abt how good you feel. pressing his whole body to you and shifting to have the entire length of your body pressed into the mattress literally laying down on top of you and shifting his hips over and over.

his legs would bracket yours and squeeze them together making the slide even tighter, and you can feel him twitch and pulse inside you as he cums for a first time. he takes a few moments not even pulling out before he’s already getting hard again. pulling out and then thrusting back in making a mess between your thighs. you can hear how wet you are with his cum, it covering his cock n even some of his pubic bone with how much there is !

IGGHRHDKDHDKDB

#i’m fine #i’m not #metallica #jason newsted #jason newested #jason newsted x reader #jason newsted smut #metallica smut

[leemillion]

Theory Time!

Alright so I have an abundance of theories for The World of Mr Plant so I’m just gonna spill them all here. Maybe I’ll even update it as more theories arise, who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

~Mr. Plant always loved Argos~

Now call me crazy but I think Mr. Plant always had a thing for Argos. He just didn’t fully realize/come to terms with it until the valentines episode. And even then he struggled to express emotions at first, but he’s been getting better at that.

Now adding on we all know Mr. Plant won’t hesitate to kill any minor inconvenience that comes his way. And Argos supposedly annoyed him to hell and back. So why didn’t he kill Argos? Sure he thought about it, but he never actually went through with it. It makes no sense to kill a random stranger just for a job but then leave someone you supposedly hate alive, but that’s just me:

Maybe he mistook his feelings for Argos as anger or tried to deny it by rationalizing it in some weird way. I mean it doesn’t seem like he has any relationship experience. Maybe this is his first time feeling these things and that’s why he was so hesitant and confused.

~Why Mr. Plant joined the scouts~

Now I find this one pretty wholesome. Mr. Plant doesn’t like kids at all so Argos being apart of the scouts was something he actively discouraged. Yet by the end of the episode he chose to join them 😌

Now I have 2 reasons for this. It could either be one of them or a mixture of both of them.

Reason #1 - After the incident with the “human” he thought “oh shit I get to kill people and murder people holy shit-“ and decided hey it can’t be that bad

Reason #2 - After the incident with the “human” he realized Argos and the scouts might need someone to protect them so he decided to join to keep them safe.

I think I like the second reason it’s so fucking wholesome. Argos and Mr. Plant have 3 unofficially adopted children now 😌

(One more thing that’s not important to the theory but I didn’t know where else to put it: On the phone Mr. Plant immediately ran over the second Argos mentioned he was “right across the way” Do you think Mr. Plant knew about the creep that lived there??? That he knew about him kidnapping and doing who knows what with kids?? And once he heard Argos was over there he was like “oh fuck no not my Argos 🔪” That’s so cute wtf 😭)

~Mr. Plant’s other half~

So we all know Mr. Plant is half banana leaf. But what about the rest of him? I’ve seen many theories of him being part walker plant, imitation plant, and even human. And I think imitation plant might make the most sense (I still like to think a small part of him is a walker though)

I mean in Gardening with Argos, Argos refers to some of his plants as his “favorite flower.” We all know Mr. Plant is obviously his favorite 🙄

Unless… Mr. Plant isn’t considered a flower at all?

Now this could be a stretch. Maybe there’s 2 types of plants. Those that are considered people and those that are considered just plants. But who knows.

~The mushrooms found Argos creepy~

This might not be so much of a theory as it is an observation.

At first when I watched this episode I thought “tf they mean creepy? He’s like the most normal guy here” And then I realized Argos looks the most normal to the viewers but not the other characters.

Every other character either has an object head, an animal head, a plant head, a body part head, and of course the “humans” with their uncanny ass proportions. Argos isn’t the most human looking thing in their world. In fact there isn’t anyone else in the void who looks like him.

Maybe that’s why he’s always seen as “weird” or “creepy.” Plus we never know much about his family. Just his great great grandfather banana leaf. Maybe his family is some rare species.

Holy shit what if they’re hunted for sport and that’s what those “accidental deaths” were??? Maybe not. Maybe I’m going insane.

~It’s been a long long time~

So I found this comment on a TikTok video:

I did the math and they’re correct. And if Argos is around the same age as Ashur is (23) then he’s been in this specific void since he was about 5 years old. He’s been marking up the days since he was old enough to write.

Meanwhile Mr. Plant moved in almost 2 years ago.

Argos was part of the welcoming committee then right?? I like to think he fell in love the minute he saw Mr. Plant 😌

So what’s next for them? Who knows but I’m rooting for lore in the next episode. Andddd I think that’s about it for theories for now, or at least until I suddenly come up with another. See you all next time :D

#mr plant #weirdcore #the world of mr plant #argos #argos twomp #argos x mr plant #ashur gharavi #twomp #twomrp #mr plant twomp #eye love you #watch the neurodivergence go crazy #Autism rizz #Ashur if you see this I am so sorry #I’m not #you created this community now witness how absolutely insane we are #Call me Matpat cause I’m going crazy #crazy? i was crazy once #they locked me in a room #a rubber room #a rubber room full of rats #and rats make me crazy #ill stop now #thanks for witnessing my insanity #baiiii #:D #XwO