gojo is that kid in middle school who hits you in the face with a dodgeball and laughs. and then instead of crying like he thinks you will, you walk up to him and throw it right back at his face from within two feet. it makes him shut up immediately and there are a few kids who are even laughing. and then for the next 5 years he’s pining over you like a pathetic idiot and you just hates his guts bc he’s that kid who hit you in the face while you were playing dodgeball in gym class
Based on personal experience and from watching gaming channels, I feel like this is the experience of every wrightworth shipper when playing ace attorney for the first time…
Player: oh ok, so they’re rivals with a contrasting colour scheme. No wonder people ship them
Edgeworth to Phoenix: thanks to you im saddled with unnecessary…feelings…
Player: wait a minute! Yo, are they actually gay?
Player: *spends most of the game after that just joking about the gay subtext but not thinking too much about it*
Phoenix: *reveals his and Edgeworth’s history and why he became an attorney*
Player: HOLY SHIT THEYRE ACTUALLY IN LOVE!! THEY ARE SOULMATES!!
Inspired by @dxppercxdxver ‘s Spies Are Forever/Hadestown AU. Also by @szollibisz incredible, just out of this world art, and @smytherines many, many text posts about it from the past few days.