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#i’m so stupid
chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Can’t believe Alastor was almost killed by a hare.
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jamesrusty · 28 days
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two-bit definitely has fiery orange hair and freckles EVERYWHERE i can’t imagine him any other way
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nerflufser · 7 months
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Have you ever just wanted to draw a character in drag so you start doing it? Well now my mugman looks like a tallulah mugman and I’m scared.
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bearzclub · 6 months
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IS THIS YOUR JARCHAVIST
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OMG IM SO STUPID HOW AM I JUST REALIZING THAT HOBIES DIMENSION NUMBER IS A REFERENCE TO THAT ONE MISFITS SONG
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victoriadallonfan · 3 months
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….Wait a god damn minute, did all of the Major Malfunctions literally name themselves after their trigger events?!
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charliethinks · 10 days
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i am supposed to study. why can’t i just do whatever i’m supposed to.
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taylorswifh · 6 months
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omg just realized now that she wore a blue dress in the ootw mv because “blue dress on a boat”
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UPDATED TIMELINE WITH [ATTEMPTED] CORRECT MATHS
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[since the last update was in fact shit
attempt 2, thank you for the help much appreciated <3
All information has been collected from Overwatch.fandom.com although original sources will be checked if able to
Also yes I understand that blizzard has retconned a ton of shit, I made a couple notes of it before but recognize that ow 2 is their official unofficial massive overhaul and update, the most recent information will be used if contradiction occurs
Lastly no I did not write in the book if that is a source of grief for you that’s a picture off the internet I don’t even own the book, I hope this alleviates any concerns :)
Thank you]
Gabriel current age: 60
Ow omnic crisis start ~28 years from current day length 2 years (if anyone could tell me how to access the ow2 communications inbox that would be great)
Gabriel age 32 at beginning, age 34 by end
Enlist at military age 23 (not as a commissioned officer despite a bachelor’s degree)
Join police force still 21, 2 year career in LAPD
Complete degree in criminology by or before 21
His parents die during the crisis
He meets Martina shortly after
Presumably retribution still happens when he’s 50
Overwatch seems to have disbanded when he was about 53-55ish? (So Jack was still in charge about the 20 years he said he was)
In those years since he’s been fucking around with talon and going after former ow members
Notes: as mentioned before reapers previous bio stating “reaper” had been kicking around for decades has no been removed, Michael Chu and co original plans seem to have been changed
My question about Gabe not entering as a CO are still unanswered, any additional info or insight would be lovely
Not all of the wiki pages were up to date I tried my best
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teartra · 11 months
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I just realized that there’s always “Eda” in “Noceda”
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saraiisstanky · 1 year
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So I’m almost done with The Raven King 😀
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slutburn · 4 months
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one midnight trip to dennys would fix all of the problems between felix and oliver
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AAAUGHH
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threeawfulfruits · 8 months
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Somehow I have gone my entire life under the impression that Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy were the same thing
Cue me growing increasingly confused and disturbed for the first two hours of a FFXVI playthrough on YouTube as I watched graphic violence and sexual content play out on screen with the latent belief that Mickey Mouse was going to show up at some point...
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ceruleancattail · 7 months
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Every time I see a typo in one of my fics, I get 1019293829 points of dmg instantly.
Clutching my non-existent pearls and lying down like maiden, bereaved.
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xx-thedarklord-xx · 1 year
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Had a customer yesterday tell me how much she liked my makeup, said I had a pretty face a few different times and I’m pretty sure the word perfect was in there somewhere.
It wasn’t until after she left that I turned to my coworker and said,
“Wait, do you think she was flirting with me?”
The deadpan expression I got back when he said, “did you need a neon sign saying that? Pretty sure she was already planning out which cats you’d adopt together.”
Oh. 👉👈 I do like cates
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