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hawnks okay i have to tell u this i have to. i died inside it killed me. so a while ago u reblogged an ad of mine for my webnovel with an eyes emoji and RIGHT AFTER that I got a new subscriber (probably one of urs btw thanks for that) and I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU so I DM'd them on patreon like "sorry if this is weird but are you hawnks" AND THEY WERE NOT!!!! THEY WERE NOT!!!!!!! I HAVE TO WALK INTO THE OCEAN AND LET THE SEA SLUGS EAT MY CORPSE
KAKSKKSKSSK IM CRYING
I wonder what that person was thinking after that….. did the doubt creep in. Maybe they ARE hawnks……
I’m catching up on the latest twitter swiftie drama like it’s my morning newspaper and absolutely losing my gd mind at the girl with her “Manila envelope of evidence” about a supposed online threat to Taylor and her fans, and how she needs her seats upgraded to floor so she can present this envelope to taylor’s team??? And she tagged FLAVOR FLAV???!!!!! Help
“Yo im gonna drown everyone in the area, go build a boat and put some animals on it. You can save your wife and sons and your sons wives too if you want ig”
something unrealistic about Golden Wind is that Bruno’s suit doesn’t jingle with every movement. how tf is he so stealthy? you’d hear this man from a mile away thanks to those pull-tab charms.
I made this video to show what he should sound like:
Every time one of (his) The kids or Eddie do something they weren’t supposed to Steve always gives them the same rant about how they could have gotten hurt or lost how they could have died. Que Eddie doing something stupid, where he could have gotten hurt.
The second eddie (and the kids following behind to watch him get yelled at) see Steve with his arms already crossed he knows he fucked up, so he tells him :
Steve: (arms on hips) (starts to open his mouth)
Eddie: (hangs his head down) I’m so sorry, I know what I did was reckless and wrong, I could have died or gotten hurt, I know I scared you and I shouldn’t have brought the kids along and it would have been all my fault if something had happen to them or me, I know you love us and don’t wanna see us get hurt. I love you too and I will clean your car and take the kids to school all week as punishment. I will be up our room to think about what I did.
The kids : (shocked)
Steve: (shocked & speechless) y-yes you will. a-And don’t do that again?
Eddie: (kisses Steve on the cheek) I won’t
Mike: What the fuck ?!
Dustin: He just gets off Scott free!?
Steve: (still in a daze) w-
Eddie: (walking into the house) Watch your mouth Mike.
see okay. the thing is that doc is in no way the aggressor this go-around. like from day one, it’s been the buttercups antagonizing doc, leading him to strike back. the PROBLEM is that doc overreacts so wildly and threatens such wildly disproportionate retribution that it’s really, really funny to watch him get vinced because he’s trying to play 4D chess and his opponents are busy eating checkers. like it’s really, REALLY funny. like in a karma sense doc deserves none of this but in a COMEDY sense please. please I want to see him have another breakdown over motivational quotes and the stupidity of the average grian. please,
Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇