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pyxisspeaks · 9 months

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Hello excuse me!?!?

Can someone tell me why I haven’t been kidnapped and kept as someone’s cute little pet yet.

Seems rude. 🙄

#bunny brain #I’m very soft #and I’m very small #and you’re sweet to me sometimes I’ll never leave #bdsmplay #cnc k!nk #cnc somno #soft cnc #cnc cw #cnc free use #rough cnc #cnc kidnapping #sadist dom

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foxpostingalpha-tba · 5 months

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I have a furry chest but I’m not sure it’s the same as a well muscled hairy man-rack

I mean my tits are 24/7 out anyways but

#online #I’m bisexual #but lately men are looking very fine to me #my shoulders and arms and hips and legs are also furry #I’m very soft

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frownyalfred · 1 year

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Things you might not realize are affecting your ao3 readership:

Putting unrelated fics into one compilation instead of series or collections

Not tagging your fics/“haha I’m so bad at tagging!”

Tagging all of the ships in a fandom instead of the relevant ones to the story

“This is my first fic ever”/ “I’m really not a good writer” / “sorry if this is crap”

Summaries that say “sorry don’t think I will update much” or “might be abandoned idk”

Tagging “r@pe” or “unaliving” etc instead of the actual tag so people can filter/exclude

NOT tagging major, relevant tags or kinks without using the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” option

Telling people how bad your writing is and how you hate it so much and how they shouldn’t even be reading your fic (self deprecation)

Weird punctuation: not starting new quotes or descriptions on a new line, and/or putting extremely long blocks of text on the page without a break

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caelanglang · 1 year

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when they started to fall, it never stopped : skk

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milk-sharks · 5 months

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come look at this round thang i made

#i’m posting the pattern tomorrow!#i’m an amateur and this was just for fun! so it’s not perfect #he’s made of mochi fabric which is a nightmare to use #but it’s the same fabric as squishmallows so he’s very soft and squishy #my art #skywarp #transformers #maccadam

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save-the-villainous-cat · 2 months

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One bed trope but angsty????

“That’s quite a mess,” the villain noticed. They stared at the once clean sink. Now, there was blood everywhere, along with bandages and a bottle of vodka. Ultimately, their eyes wandered back to the hero who had taken the liberty to claim the bed. They looked exhausted and deep down, the villain was a little angry at the both of them for not acting sooner.

For being so reckless.

“Didn’t have the energy to clean up,” the hero admitted. They’d been crying and the villain was fully aware of how awful their…partner must’ve felt.

“Is the bullet still in your shoulder?” the villain asked. Back then, the hero’s wellbeing had been all the villain could think about. It had been a sharpshooter. And the villain hadn’t acted soon enough.

The hero had been in shock, hadn’t felt anything and the villain wasn’t really too keen on instructing them to get back to the hotel on their own.

“No, it’s in the sink.” Their voice was flat, emotionless even. “Don’t worry, I’ll take the floor in a minute, I just need to…”

“No, stay there.” They closed the bathroom door and sat down on the bed. “Any pain?”

“Took a bunch of painkillers. It’ll be fine.”

The villain had never had great conversational skills and whenever they tried to be encouraging, their words got stuck in their throat. Often, they felt like it would be best to say nothing at all.

“Why would that sharpshooter miss my head?” the hero asked. About an hour ago, the hero had been shot. They had managed to get back to the hotel without getting spotted which (in itself) was already a miracle. And the villain had followed them once the gunshots had stopped.

They had a theory. The hero seemed to know the answer already.

“I don’t know,” the villain said. Most of the time, the villain couldn’t tell what the hero was feeling. They supposed that years of training, hell, a decade even, had shaped them into something flawless that refused to show imperfections. Especially emotions. “Let’s not worry about that. We should get you to a medic. Maybe you know someone who might help us?”

The hero shook their head.

“The only ones who come to mind are at the academy.”

And that was a sensitive topic. After all, those people had tried to take out the hero in the first place. The sheer thought of those people made the villain’s blood boil but they knew two angry people wouldn’t get anywhere.

Suddenly, the hero was close to tears and the villain saw how their bottom lip shook. They hid their face in a pillow but the villain wasn’t going to watch them suffer like that.

“We’ll find a solution to this, I promise. We will get you to a doctor first. I may know a few people. And then we will prove your innocence, okay?” the villain asked. They tilted their head and pushed a loose strand out of the hero’s eyes. “You will get your old life back, I promise. Everything will be fine.”

“But they don’t even want me there,” the hero whispered. “The academy accused me. They had fake proof and convinced everyone: other heroes, citizens, even my friends, I—”

“Hey, it’ll be fine. And even if they don’t want you back, then we’ll just bomb the entire place.” The villain really didn’t know what to do, so they went through the hero’s hair with their fingers. They remembered it from their childhood; it was something distant, something soothing that had always calmed them down. “Deep breaths, okay?”

The hero obeyed and slowly, their face softened.

“You’re insane,” they said with only the tiniest hint of a smile on their face. They made a little bit of room for the villain and admittedly, considering the villain’s own tiredness, they couldn’t refuse. They slipped under the blanket before the hero could change their mind.

“In a good way.”

“Not necessarily.”

Silence. The villain could just stare at the hero, a little broken and definitely at the end of their rope.

“You know, real friends wouldn’t believe those lies. And true friends wouldn’t shoot at you,” the villain said. “Even if they missed your head on purpose.”

“…I know,” the hero said. “Maybe that’s why I came to you.”

The villain thought about that sentence until they fell asleep.

#sry I’m really tired #writing snippet #heroxvillain snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request #angst #very soft angst tho

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padawansuggest · 9 months

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Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper wooley #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper boil #Cody is also a freak who just ignores the bread and eats a Camembert patty #fuckin rank tho he’s completely insane #I might go hog on a mild but soft brie but I’m not ignoring the bread okay #post clone wars #Wooley is the baby of the group he’s Cody’s favorite of course he knows #they won the war and Bail is a very tired chancellor #they are gonna have cheese caf and wine #codywan #they’re gonna make shark coochie boards

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dramat-ique · 1 year

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Bart and Tim. They’re talking about their feelings <3 losers

Or we’ll mostly Bart is. Idk mostly I was thinking about a few instances in comics I’ve been reading where Bart’s feelings aren’t treated very seriously and I liked the idea of him getting to talk about his feelings <3

#can you tell I’m soft about them #I’ve been reading a lot of Bart comics #and they’re fun #and good #but….. sometimes a little dismissive of barts feelings lol #not always #there’s very sweet moments too #I’m im just <3 about him #anyway #dc #Tim drake #Bart Allen #young just us #doods

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mstormcloud · 3 months

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I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny

Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.

However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.

Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??

Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.

But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”

And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.

And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER

#silver would hold that over Blazes head for way too long #cause for the FIRST TIME HE KNEW SOMTHING SHE DIDNT HAHAHA #honetsly another Sonadow trope that I think would be interesting to see with other ships is the paw thing?#like yes some Sonadow fics are very strange about it I’ll admit #BUT #I really like the idea that the gloves are a culture thing it’s just very fun to think of how mobian culture would differ from human culture #like ofc I’m an espilver trigger so my brain goes there like #I love the headcannon that Espio reads romance novels #but I also feel like on Mobius a lot of romance tropes would be things usually done by mammals #since just like in real life I headcannon that mammals are commonly seen as cuter than reptiles even in Sonics world #so Espio gets a little self conscious about such things (cuz he’s a teenager and worries a lot)#he doenst ahve soft fur to cuddle or ears to flick or paw pads #but I feel like if he were to show silver his hands silver would not even care about such things #because silver just loves Espio cuz he’s Espio #looking back on my tags and noticing typos is so embarrassing lmao #like uh I meant to write espilver truther above….not trigger #Aw well whatever #silver the hedgehog #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #espio the chameleon #amy rose #espilver #sonadow #blaze the cat #blazamy

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dumb-doll-lips · 3 months

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Maybe controversial, but on posts about being dumb where girls are like saying ‘but I’m actually smart.’ Like tbh, I don’t really believe them. Like if you’re smart why does feeling dumb feel so good or hot or whatever to you then? I kinda feel like it’s having an excuse to let go of trying as much as you would be when you’re saying your smart. If you’re like really actually smart, I don’t feel like a break from ‘being smart’ would be such a relief or like as appealing.

#if you’re on my blog much may have noticed I’m just having a lot of feelings about this more lately #like it’s okay to not be smart #you can be happier #and like I feel like I sometimes get people who try to call me smart #like there’s diff skill sets #I think I’m still pretty good at soft skills and like makeup stuff #but like I regularly can’t get left and right right or name all the months and so on for lots of things #idk. I feel like dumb doesn’t mean you’re horrible at everything #like you still have value and can make a positive impact but just in different ways #I’m a soo much happier when at work I’m more focused on being someone others really like to work w than like being efficient at my job #and honestly seems like people prefer that #I have too many thoughts about at this lately #really hoping throughing them into the intenrwbt even if it’s more in tags gets out of my head more #personal #also very much not at a 100 notes but for a text post from me it’s impressive so…#100+#little thoughts

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ingravinoveritas · 2 months

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Thinking about David showing up to the first night of Nye in conjunction with episode 3 of The Way and how the odds of Michael and David snogging in the dressing room afterward while Georgia watches just went up by a considerable margin…

(Actual footage of Michael in his dressing room after the show…)

#tell me i’m wrong though #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #georgia tennant #nye the play #national theatre #also hoping for a Macbeth moment #with the mutually adoring gazes #they are perfect together your honor #very very married #ineffable lovers #discourse

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genesiswrld · 5 months

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Raiden’s Lips😩

I wanna kiss him so bad😭

#like they’re so pillowy looking #they look like they’re soft #they look very biteable🥴#I’m so down bad for him #I am very normal about him. I swear!#raiden #raiden mk1 #mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1

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forgetful-nerd · 5 months

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You know what would be such good angst material?

These two meeting.

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self-shippy · 8 months

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You’re hanging out with your romantic f/o, scrolling through your phone. You see some art of them being shipped with another character. They give a small laugh. “I would not date them,” they say, and give you a kiss on the head. “You’re the only one I have eyes for.”

#selfship #selfship imagines #selfshipping #fictional other #f/o #f/o imagines #Don’t mind my sudden burst of original posts I’m just feeling very soft right now

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bxnniez · 4 months

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how TXT would hold your hand <3

soobin:

This SCREAMS soobin. The way his hands are so big and veiny.

He would definitely hold your hand softly and give it squeezes every once in a while.

Soobin absolutely adores it when you play with his hands, he would totally play with yours too. Rubbing the back of your hand softly with his thumb.

yeonjun:

Yeonjun 100%. He's the type to be more tsundere-ish when it comes to holding hands, he secretly loves the way your hand feels tho.

Would probably tell you to hold his hand so you don't get lost in public.

Yeonjun is definitely more dominant when he holds your hand, squeezing it tightly to make sure no one takes you from him☹️🫶🏻

beomgyu:

BEOMGYU!!

His hands are soft for sure, and he always makes sure to intertwine hands with you fully. He just wants to feel every single inch of you down to your finger tips.

He's definitely a PDA person. He will not stop holding your hand, no matter where you are.

Beomgyu definitely makes puppy eyes when you let go of him, how could you leave him!! :(

taehyun:

taehyun (this man has me in a chokehold)

VEINS OMG VEINS... his hands would be lowkey rough from his workouts, slightly sweaty too. Most likely cuz he's so nervous around you🤭

He's got this constant urge to protect you, what better way than to hold your hand!! Taehyun holds you very tightly, his veins bulging out😵‍💫

Would definitely call you princess and then bring your hand to his lips and kiss it.

hyuka:

hyuka my scrunkly🫶🏻

He holds your hands with so much endearment<3 Rubbing your palms when you're stressed, putting on lotion, painting your nails, putting on rings... this man can't get enough of your hands.

He would be so gentle with you even when y'all are getting spicy.

He would be childish too, swinging your arm in the air with his while giggling and bouncing around. He loves you too much.

#txt soft hours #txt headcanons #txt #txt fluff #soobin #yeonjun #beomgyu #kang taehyun #huening kai #this is my first post i’m very scared :D

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applecherry108 · 2 years

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Hi, I’m jumping on the Separated AU train, but I’ve taken all the angst out and decided that Having Children Softens You Actually.

Mikey is found by Lieutenant and Brute (who are a couple, fight me) and is raised by them. It was funnier to have a Dr Delicate Touch moment with his Big Sister Cass but he’s still the artsy fun-loving kid and his dads are so so proud of him and hang up all his art. His puppy dog eyes sway every decision the Foot Clan makes.

Draxum hangs on to Donnie and Wow Being A Dad Is A Lot Of Work. He’ll often say he’s learned more from his son than he’s ever taught him. Donnie’s intense interest in the mechanical perfectly balances and compliments Draxum’s mastery of the mystic. Their expertise fills in where the other’s fall short and together they create the wildest things that benefit all yokai.

Big Mama and Little Raphie. He’s the last piece of her Lou she has left and she fiercely protects him. He has participated in the Battle Nexus, but more for fun than obligation. He’s a favorite match for other competitors since he doesn’t believe in “finishing the job” (and because Big Mama would never ever allow him to be in a to-the-death match). Mama doesn’t have a lot of time for Evil when she’s too busy doting on her turtley-poo.

I said I’d leave the angst out, so we’re not gonna talk about Splinter and Leo. 🙃

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