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bitchliteraria1906 · 10 months
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No, but Luz and Raine both being artists had so much potential for fun interactions.
Raine, a musician: I just can't get this song right, you know? It sucks, it's like the hobby that was supposed to help me with stress and anxiety just makes me worse sometimes.
Luz, a writer, eye-bags under her eyes, an open laptop, 3 unfinished Azura fics, about to either cry or explode something: Tell me about it.
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konigstigerr · 9 months
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if i was a wizard i'd simply not cloister myself in a tower or go out into caves filled with monsters.
i'd just find the best looking royal family in the land to become their court mage and suck the king silly. i just wanna coast by.
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like-the-rest-of-la · 11 months
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If you look up "verschlimmbessern" in the dictionary, the tumblr logo should actually be right there instead of a definition 🙄
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bongsavior · 8 months
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hmm. we really were put on this planet just so suffer huh
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herd-reject-arts · 10 months
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
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Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
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Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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Oh wow I didnt know chapter 249 already leaked lol
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charlietheepicwriter7 · 5 months
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"Nightwing."
Dick froze halfway across a rooftop, the lights and gunshots of Bludhaven disappearing in an instant. A scowl flashed across his face, teeth clenched and bared, before he forced it back. His face smoothed back out and his voice took on a pleasant, amused tone. "Slade. How did you get this frequency?"
"Nevermind that," Slade scolded. "We have more important things that need discussing, and information to be revealed."
"Is this about Constantinople?" He asked with a lilt, propping one hand on his hip. "Because I thought I told you, those geese totally counted as villains and deserved arrest--"
"I found a child vigilante. What do I do with it?"
"Ex-cuse me?" His fist clenched. "Is this a trick question?"
"No."
"What do you mean, 'what do I do with it?' You know what to do with it; you become its nemisis when their 15 and haunted them for the next decade." His voice was thinly-veiled rage. He couldn't stop himself from shaking. That poor kid, Slade has his sights set on them. He's going to torture that kid, or worse, and now I have to track Slade's trail back to wherever he found this kid--
"I can't do that! He's only eight years old!"
"What?"
"There's this eight year old meta brat running around a Mid-West town in his pajamas while adults shoot at him. There isn't a mentor in sight, and one of the kid's rogues has threatened to skin him. What. Do. I. Do?"
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starwarjotta · 3 months
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looking for someone on Tatooine
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elcorhamletlive · 1 year
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quantumtardis
I watched it on Saturday and have thought about it every day since, it has all these touching and haunting moments that have stuck with me.
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I feel that. I was watching a few reviews and one of them mentioned the ending and I got chills all over again.
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redcallisto · 4 months
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Kieran my baby boy. someone take him to a therapist please
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
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soranker · 2 months
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the adventures of WOOWOO!! ★
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eurodynamic · 11 months
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SIMON "GHOST" RILEY 💖✨💕 — gift for @simonghostrileys 🎁
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I started a new remote job last week, and I'm the only genderqueer person at the company (and the first person who uses neo pronouns that anyone on my team has ever met, apparently).
So far:
Manager carefully wrote down spelling and pronunciation of my pronouns and told everyone on the team to respect them.
Coworker apologized privately for misgendering me (I hadn't told her yet) and said she will practice.
Guy on another team valiantly tried to use my pronouns and ended up saying something like zirzs-zhizz (I DM'd him and thanked him for trying and linked him to a practice site).
Teammate told me he has written out my pronouns and how to use them in a sentence and literally taped it to his monitor so he can practice.
Teammate also referred to me as compañere after I linked to a comic about gender-neutral endings in Spanish (whole team except me + 1 other person speaks Spanish as first language and they held all meetings in Spanish before the two of us started).
I am so stoked that people are actually trying. 💜🤍💚
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egophiliac · 1 month
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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉
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batri-jopa · 1 year
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I love my life highly satisfied just being myself
(Female version here)
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