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#i'd just ruin my stage makeup constantly
nerdfighterwhatevernumbers
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3 years
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I audition for Nailed It and warn the producers
#legit my decorating skills are terrible
#like especially with layer cakes i can't even stack them neatly and frosting the sides fo a cake is like impossible for me
#i can make stuff that tastes good but not stuff that looks good
#and even then if i underbake it or add the wrong liquid or something it's just ruined or the frosting is super runny or just tastes like sug
#this is just me trying to frost a cake with homemade frosting this isn't even me trying to make a cake that looks like anything
#i have never even tried to make a smiley face cake
#let alone something pinteresty
#i can make good things that don't have to be pretty
#like peanut butter balls and drop cookies and bars and cupcakes with unfancy frosting
#so i could hypothetically be at the skill level where my food is ugly enough to get on the show
#but i know how to flavor my food well enough that i might be able to win
#however i would defintiely get overhwelmed just like
#being in a weird place and not knowing where to go and beign around strangers
#and if i thought too hard about the possibility of winning then failed
#or if i won even
#i'd cry like a lot
#i also cry when i'm frustrated so if a bake wasn't turnign out how i wanted it i'd also cry but that's the whole show
#i'd just ruin my stage makeup constantly
#it would be awkward tv for everyone involved
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