#i'll pay soul-

[shamelesskuawiicatstudent]

how much do you think i have to pay for sam reid and jacob anderson to do audio-books of IWTV and TVL respectively

#interview with the vampire 2022 #the vampire lestat #interview with the vampire #sam reid #jacob anderson #plz i'll pay with my soul and my kidney

[redhead-reporter]

hi yes good morning do you have a minute to talk about the CASUAL INTIMACY DELICIOUSNESS that was coney island ??? because it's been almost two months and i'm still not over how WELL we ate

º ✧ 。peter parker was a man INCAPABLE of keeping his hands to himself, even with their mutual bestie tagging along. he is at his HAPPIEST we've seen him in the entire series that night and it translated to reaching for mj every chance he got and keeping her as close as possible - he never sat next to harry on a ride, it was always her. º ✧ 。pete and mj MATCHED THEIR OUTFITS, probably without even intending to. i mean literally - grey top, brown jacket, jeans. these lovesick babies were merging into a single consciousness and looking HOT doing it. good for them. º ✧ 。mj cheering for pete to win at the water gun game when he was competing with harry. pete defending mj's uhh... ENTHUSIASM for the whack-a-mole game while harry was worried about her sanity. they are pathologically SUPPORTIVE of one another, especially when they can sense the other is having fun when they badly need it. º ✧ 。pete genuinely beating himself up that he hadn't brought champagne to an amusement park to celebrate mj's SUCCESS. read that again. i mean first of all, is that even allowed pete who does that? but second of all he was POSITIVE she'd get the promotion to editor, regardless of the road blocks jj had put in her way. he might be the figure that new york looks up to, but his hero? is HER.

#i mean i could go on about them taking their little break on the bench together. promising to do this more. #their largely wordless conversation when the hunters show up because she knew what he needed her to do and he trusted her to do it #but i'll leave it there for now and just *chin hands* my way into my drafts. #º ✧ 。 if it takes my heart and soul you know i'd pay the price mj && peter #º ✧ 。not the girl i was or used to be insomniac verse

[xieyaohuan]

Current events require I say this again

#seriously kripke #stop going there #homelander #the boys #trump parallels #le big sigh #yes i know trump's dumb posts are an opportunity to promote your show #but can I maybe offer you a piece of my soul so you'll stop taking the bait? #name your price man #I'll pay if you promise to stop #i know you think your tweets are funny but pls just stop #mine

[kalgalen]

Me: what if we made a spiderweb shawl

My brain: yes >:) a black one >:)) in lace weight yarn!!

Me, pushing my brain's nasty little fingers away from the "decision" button: no

#anyway unrelated does anyone want to knit/crochet me a spider shawl #I'll pay back with my soul and also an embroidered beaded pouch #perso

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

I really hope I'll get this job. my buffer isn't big enough to be jobless for longer than a month or two after graduation so I need something and this would truly be the best case scenario

#is it going to be a boring corporate industry job yes #but I'll sell my soul for a couple years if that means i get to live (& pay off my student loans) #work to live instead of live to work ykwim

[lunaxriax]

"I need to hang out with more normal people. Before I lose my sanity."

#( Jaehwan; thoughts ) #someone pls kill me #I would offer my soul but I don't have that #I'll pay instead #generously

[dreamlogic]

oooh hey. job offer get. 🌝

#if i pass bg & drug tests (extremely likely - it only takes me like 3 days tops to detox from weed) i start beginning of may #as. a banker. holy fuck #kind of getting some imposter syndrome but also they were REALLY impressed with me and think i'm gonna be amazing #and it's literally just. people and details. both of which i'm v good at. computer will do most of the math for me #a lil worried about the moral/ethical ramifications for my soul bc i don't believe money should even exist #but if i can help ppl navigate horribly fucked up incomprehensible financial systems & liberate Forbidden Money Knowledge #then i'll feel like a spy infiltrating enemy ranks #also omg the pay and benefits are EXCELLENT #i'll be making $3/hr more than my last job with better PTO and more paid holidays #and so far i think i'm gonna rly like my coworkers and the building is pretty and quiet with lots of sunlight #much smaller team and hopefully much less busy than my current job but more interesting work overall #aaaaaahhhhh #got the offer on my last day of old shitty job and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE #v glad i won't have to worry about being unemployed for an unknown amount of time & eating up my savings #just got a cozy 2 weeks of downtime to chilllllll (and recover from psychic damage of old job jfc it looks way worse in the rearview) #ctxt #charlie vs money

[crescentmp3]

the exam week starts this monday... pray for me if you will i am 2cm tall

#what im afraid of isn't any of the in the lessons. what i am afraid of is the memorizing terms part because i did not pay attention to most #besides history! the memorizing there is fun and nice and easy. #or philosophy! also fun and nice and easy. philosophy terms my beloved #the rest? god help my soul #oh im quite fine with chemistry biology and physics. #math is a bit tricky due to the build-up of topics but i'll manage‚ hopefully #im rather terrified of literature despite loving it you cannot fathom the amount of terms i have to memorize #🌙rambling

[le-velo-pour-dru]

I'm literally so normal about watching iDKHOW/Brobecks videos on the TV <3 (<- complete lies)

#dru speaks #like a video with an interesting backstory will come on and i'll just. mentally beg my family to ask me about it #like in my head i'll be going 'guys. come on. ask me about it this is so interesting there's a Tidbit of Trivia to be shared' #but you couldn't pay me to just. bring it up on my own. cause i'm self-conscious about talking about my interests XD #or there's a video i love and find really cool and i'll just be mentally willing them to watch it XD #like in my head 'look guys look at this one. dallon's doing A Thing 🤯 he's so cool and cute and charming how are you guys not paying #attention???? look at him!!! this video is so cool ❤️' #or if a video i specifically love is on and they TALK OVER IT a little bit of my soul dies #like i'm begging them in my head to stay SILENT cause this one is SO GOOD and i need to pay FULL ATTENTION TO IT #but yeah i'm normal about those bands. totally normal 👍 #(also i love my family so so much and i'm not mad at them!! i know they're not as into it as i am. i just. wish they were XD kinda. #nah they're fine the way they are it's okay that they aren't paying 100% of their attention to dallon and his music. they've got other #stuff going on! and other interests! and i respect that 🩷) #dru vents #sure i'll add that tag too why not

[ioannemos]

the state of the world is like the shepard tone send tweet

#always seems to be getting worse and worse. stays about the same level of bad. maddening if you pay too much attention to it #just had about an hour of discussion with someone re the end times and how i think it's ultimately irrelevant when they come #i'll never know when Jesus is coming so my behavior should be the same whether it's six months from now or in six thousand years #love the LORD my God with all my heart soul mind strength etc and love my neighbor as myself #i can only affect myself and my present so. that should take the majority of my focus #everything future is 'if the Lord wills it i will do this' and everything past is 'the Lord is the same yesterday today and forever' #Christianity #personal #abbie needs a twitter #i can think of So Many relevant c. s. lewis quotes

[todayisafridaynight]

NO YEAH IF ANYONE'S EQUIPPED TO KICK ASS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IT'S THE ARAKAWAS LMAO

Okay, in terms of Aoki's actual arrest, that would've been chiefly for (as the news ticker says) incitement to murder and, y'know, taking a police officer hostage/assaulting a police officer.

I believe incitement is weighed the same as perpetration. While the gang survived the explosion, Ishioda didn't (I think?), so it's more than "attempted" murder. And because of the number of people involved, it would probably be considered incitement to aggravated murder, which narrows the options to a life sentence or the death penalty (or, at the very least, marks them as strong possibilities).

While normally incitement is difficult to prove (as it would be for most every other instance he did it; Jo would never talk, Ishioda is Kind Of Dead, and for Arakawa Tendo was, yeah, acting of his own accord), they have some pretty solid evidence + probably a confession, given Aoki's intentions to turn himself in.

So in terms of the original question, there isn't really much else that needs to be considered, since it's not like it can get any worse than a life sentence no matter what else he confesses to… Aside from the death penalty, but if Jo managed to avoid one, Aoki probably could? Unless Jo's age was a consideration since realistically a life sentence would probably kill him in the same amount of time it'd take to carry out an execution.

But for the sake of completionism, Suzumori's murder could very much be argued as a case of self-defense. Being assaulted after his body had already been pushed to its limits absolutely could have resulted in his death, so it'd probably be down to possession charges. I can understand Arakawa and Jo being dead set on keeping him out of prison even with that being the case, though; prison lowers the average person's lifespan as-is, and it could very well have killed Masato.

After that it's mostly a laundry list of collusion and corruption charges I'm not crazy enough to unpack, but. Yeah. I think Aoki and Jo would've been in for life… Kinda makes me wonder how it all would've played out if Aoki'd had that change of heart and they spent those last years together and Jo inevitably died first...

essentially, for the Quick Byte version for the mate who initially asked: life sentence if not the death penalty

#snap chats #tbh i think we all lowkey assumed he'd be getting life or death LMAO idk why??? i didnt say that in my iniital ask??? dumb shit ☠️ #i was too focused on trying to explain exactly what he'd be charged with just for clarity sake #i dont think ive made it apparent how thankful i am for your asks when im too lazy to properly answer my own VJLRAKVLKJ SO THANK YOU #esp with the week ive been having.. it seems like a small thing to be grateful for all things considered but i still am #nor could i ever be as thorough as you so i get the same exp as the initial asker now dont i (´▽` ) #moving on from that though. yeah no youd have to like. idk pay me to collect a comprehensive list of what he'd be done in for LMAO #i know american law just fine but i forgot everything i ever looked up when it comes to japanese law #i know statute of limitations on murder isnt a thing anymore.. but i mentioned looong ago that Yeah Suzumori Can Be Argued Self Defense #again the only reason to care for clarification is purely for clarification and just wanting to know yk. yeah we know. #the official charges hardly matters when it's already guaranteed he's going away for life or getting hanged #all of that said. i'll hoard my aoki-reunites-with-jo-in-jail fics and keep them close to my soul.. #im gonna be haunted with that question until i die #how about until i sleep cause MAN all of a sudden i just feel groggy #it is almost like. 1AM tbf. a normal time to be tired to be sure #and yet i still want to stay up......

[mybelovedpeepy]

My future will look like this

#itemlabel #peepy #itemlabel peepy #itemlabel fishcar #fishcar #im still losing my mind over celebrity blue #i NEED HIM SO BAD #I'LL LITERALLY PAY YOU MY SOUL #AND PURPLE FISHCAR #MY SOUL A N D MY HOUS3

[fenharael]

Sometimes I seriously consider quitting my job and just going back to work at Whole Foods. Like, It'd be a massive, devastating, paycut- but jesus christ at least I wasn't bored out of my skull 99% of the time and actually managed to give a shit about what I was doing.

I feel incredibly entitled and spoiled even thinking about it but *slams head on desk*

#maybe i'll seriously look back into grad school again #idk how i'll pay for it #but UX is like draining my soul #personal #adhd

[aeipathic]

okay, i’m officially adding dongfang qingcang and jieli from cang lan jue, tags below

#; out. #i will probably also end up adding xunfeng tbh #but i want to maybe do a rewatch first to pay more attention to his character #; a heart sold to a pawnshop / a soul traded to survive ( jieli. ) #; lie to me a thousand times / and i'll still be at your side ( shangli. ) #; i would find you in an instant / even amongst a thousand orchids ( canglan. ) #; the moon is remote / as it waits for the spring ( dongfang qingcang. )

[keeps-ache]

hmmm. the vibes. they are strange

#just me hi #hhhggghhhh #so many things don't make sense.. ouh.... #//i gotta make food in a minute. the choice is between beans and corn ! #beans could be nice.. corn is great but i don't know if i want to go through the whole buttering and salting.. butter is not my favorite lo #most milk things aren't ! cheese is on some thin ice i'm telling you hhfsh #//also i've been having these typos where it's like a verbal mistake #like you might say 'graph' instead of 'grab' #that keeps happening!! i think it's cuz everything is stored as sounds and i'm not paying a lot of attention while i'm typing lol #//speaking of sounds i was talking with flame about telepaths and i think it'd be a lot more interesting if they were less soul-readers and #more electric-pulse readers that can translate them like a language. i think it'd be neat :> #like they could read a telegram before it got somewhere yknow? #/not that telegrams are used anymore. but i think that's a real shame! sure we have texting and stuff but telegrams were so cool !! #i also think we should bring back the pony express. it would be fun lol :3 #//i still have to make food.. wah.... #guess i'll go do that then #refried beans + a couple tablespoons of water + generous amount of cumin + a puff of garlic and it's really nice :D #cuuuuuuuuuuuminnnnnn my belooooooooveeeeed ♩ #//OH i think i'm gonna try using bl3nder again too !! #cuz i want to learn how to animate with it so !! :33 #apollo said he'd teach me so i guess i'll be attempting that later if i can remember #RIP my computer though she's not gonna like what happens next hghbsfhvh #//okay now i'm goooinggg i'm gonna makes Beans #toodles. ciao. adios. bye :3

[victorluvsalice]

Hi everyone! We're back to the Chill Valicer Save again, where the trio ended up having a very pleasant and very productive Spring Thursday on the farm –

-->Started with everyone hanging out outside by Toothy’s pen, where I "stored" them while doing the house upgrades – now that they were free to wander again, I decided that the best course of action would be to send Smiler into the barn to make another computer chip; let Victor get some leftovers from the fridge; and have Alice (still in werewolf form) lick herself clean before directing her to do some push-ups outside to work on that sweet, sweet Fitness skill. *nods* I thus queued up the actions, and everyone started on their assigned tasks...

And the house immediately started playing spooky organ music, distracting everyone from said tasks. *shakehead* Damn haunted houses! At least I was able to get everyone back on track right away... Anyway, once Alice was done with her push-ups, she had a glass of water to rehydrate while Victor cleaned up his (and her) dishes and evolved some plants in the greenhouse. I then had her grab Shadow’s latest pet poop from the porch and fertilize the newly-grown coconut tree (as I AGAIN reset the damn bugged weedy plants in that one planter, along with the juice fizzer), before sending her to harvest the new patches of prairie grass in the cow pen to get some hay! Because now that I have Horse Ranch, I can use that hay to refill Moory’s feed, nice. :D

-->While that was going on, Smiler finished their computer chip, and headed into the greenhouse to harvest all their herbalism stuff and their plasma fruit – getting them up to Gardening level 8 in the process, w00! Unfortunately, while they were picking either their regular fireleaf or their poison fireleaf (my money's on the latter), they ended up developing a NASTY itch. So I took the opportunity to have them make and try out a bit of Soothing Skin Balm! I mean, when else are you supposed to use it? :p It at least halved the time that it would take for the Tense moodlet to go away, so I count that as a win. *thumbs up*

-->And while Smiler was herbalizing, Victor was potionizing – after all, if he wanted to complete the next milestone of Purveyor Of Potions and finish off his New Year’s resolution, he had to brew both of the new potion recipes he picked up recently! I had him start with the Potion of Good Fortune, and that came out really well – got seven bottles out of the whole cauldron! And since he had a few spare flasks, I figured we could try giving one to the specter flying around the greenhouse and seeing what happened. So Victor headed over and handed over the present –

And the specter liked it! Shock of shocks! XD They delightedly gave Victor a soul scrap back before disappearing – Victor’s got that in his inventory for later, should he ever need it. :) Almost forgotten what it was like to have specters respond POSITIVELY to presents...

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #sometimes I am tempted to take the haunted house stuff off the lot I admit #but I'm determined to keep up the whole 'cottagecore occults' thing for the time being #which includes dealing with hauntings #if they ever MOVE I might not bother making their house a Haunted House Residential #but as long as they're here they can deal #and hey it DID pay off for Victor #got a nice soul scrap out of his potion making #I will take that #and I find it kind of amusing that this is probably the first time Smiler's ever USED one of their own herbalism potions #but to be fair it's probably the first time they've ever really needed one #didn't have poison fireleaf to make them itch before! #would have preferred it to make the itch go away completely but #eh I'll take what I can get #meanwhile Alice is out here whacking up prairie grass #probably annoyed with me for making her do that XD #you're lucky I didn't stick on the prairie grass lot challenge you :p #again maybe if they move... #queued